Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Your Waifus are nothing but the embodiment of demons you fools !
It does? Sounds a bit underwhelming to me
Ive been stuck on prime my entire life I'm pretty determined to finally finished it for once
You a fan of the metroid series
That's good news
Any cool stuff happening?
Like guys fighting on your roof?
You definitely should man, 3ds has been one of the best handhelds in a long time
So many great games, you'll have you hands full with it
The only problem is it'll cost a lot of money since the Dutch school system has been a bitch lately
I kinda got cucked
>Glad you approve though
>Fuck you waifu machine
Idk about cory but gard got sick :( He's alright now though
>I feel like I'll get it, and then use it for a while
>And eventually it'll fall into K's hands somehow
>Or she'll use it more frequently than I do. Kek.
I'd argue it works that way for nearly everyone.
There's very few people around here who would change more than just a few things about their waifu.
Like i said, i view it as a very fair assumption.
I chose my waifu mostly for her character, and i acknowledge i'm in the minority.
Why does she look so distraught?
Is the viewer suggested to be threatening to steal her snacks?
This is absolutely unnaceptable, and I know who's at fault.
The next poster to get dubs is the one that tried to stael Kyoko's snacks, what a bastard.
just that we got help from unexpected friends dealing with more raid attmepts but thats good. ive stopped playing
not really but old games are always fun brings back that nostalgia
homeless wouldn't be so bad as long as you had internet
Holy fuck I can't handle this, what does this mean?
I'm so sorry, Kyoko, I don't know what's happening, I would never take away your snacks please don't hate me what the fuck is this what death feels like somebody help me, oh lord.
Oh well, good luck with it. I also have an interest in lewd Mihos.
>Funny you say that, most of my back ups are mp3s.
I would keep 320kbps MP3 for listening and FLAC for backup and conversions. Imagine I want a track in a game that plays OGG or any other weird format? I can just convert it from the source quality FLAC.
>I want to have a library of all music ever recorded before its not possible to do so.
I want to have a library with all the albums that have at least one track I enjoy. It's not possible to do in a lifetime, I won't even be able to find all genres I enjoy, but I try my best to accomplish it and add at least one album into it every day. This is my progress so far.
I love you.
Ah well, money is always a problem.
Extra cost down the line is worth a lifetime of being happier.
I read discord
Cory was probably doing something stupid in his house
Well seeing as she's pretty much your little sister the chances of that happening are pretty high
Perhaps some gaming rules are in order
I must say the stories you tell about the game sound quite appealing.
Why did you stop?
However as I said prime has been not fun my kid me so bad nostalgia
You have some nostalgic games you wanna play right now?
Do not touch the boat that doesnt exist.
I wonder if she smells nice, like with expensive perfumes and stuff, or like a musky dog smell.
felt like it was time for a break
Thanks. And Miho is hot as fuck.
Hmm, this question has made me rather curious. I've not been in the waifu business that long myself.
Maybe a poll should be created.
Show Sachi feet.
That might be heresy, but I'm not sure.
Yuuko is my wife.
It's pretty breeze today, in the 80s.
Where are you?
any halo games before 4 and anything I played on ps2
HE is a mtf tranny undergoing hormone replacement therapy.
>Pets the Syndra
Hmm. Feel free to try.
Its been in the 80s here too. But heat index was in the 90s.
Yes you're right
What you up to kneesocks?
Yea you've been playing a lot
Gonna play something else or taking a break?
Well, what is your guess for the smell of him? Perfume, dog musk, or something else?
Flaming whale tank.
No its not.
>any halo games before 4
I know right? I feel like I don't have any use for money beside living with the bare minimum.
>And fast internet
Heh, this game was messy anyway I'm glad it didn't last long I guess
Cool song made me feel comfy. Thoughts on this?
For the most part there are a few rules, she can't play past (on a school night) 8:30, but outside of that its mostly just based on mutual trust n stuff
>I don't play PS2 as much as I use to but when I do its usually with her.
Obviously musky dog as that is the one of the main ways animals communicate: Specific Smell
Not sure how to do it best. Should it ask people to rate they're waifu appearance and personality?
Is that sufficient?
INB4 zombie whale in the new MGS spin off.
kek I love guys aswell <3
feel the same way bed would be nice and my dak
That high res is hot as well, nice pic.
Is it weird that what I want to do the most with Miho is to play with that side part of her hair?
Aren't you happy that someone is ready to commit heresy for you?
What's your favorite Halo game? I really loved ODST.
Well for one they aren't feet, they are paws. And no. I hate furries.
Yea halo 4 kinda fucked up
I wasn't that big of a PS 2 man though
Id be surprised if it did
3v5 is pretty much open mid right?
Always fun getting tilted by retards after you had fun
Are you sure you're not her dad
Do kids even do this anymore?
She's probably hairy as fuck
The person below this post doesn't actually know what a Waifu is. (They think it's a bean-based dish from Guatemala)
Please educate them, but be polite about it. We wouldn't want to lose any precious members of the Cute Clan due to any nasty elitism.
She plays outside, when we go to the range.
>Or if she plays tag with J, or if she goes for a bike ride
>Or if she's at school, she'll play kickball.
>I'm basically her dad
>She accidentally called me dad yesterday when I picked her up.
>"I gotta go, thats my dad."
>and she was like
>"Oh I didn't mean to say dad."
>But I told her I didn't mind.
I feel happy about that.
>not mating season
why even bother?
that's the life
yeah it was
maybe i kinda just want to chill with someone.
I'm still waiting for Miho to pull down Makos top.
Let me check the save date. The 9th.
So I've been waiting for three weeks.
It's the slowest GIF ever.
No, I am.
She's got a great personality though :^)
Oh I must have forgotten to mention
Awh. What can i pet then?
Dunno. Might be a little hard to get useful data. Even i would rate my waifu's appearance quite high in a poll like that.
halo 3 Is the game I have the most memorys with odst was great but halo 2 was my first game oh god they where all so good I miss my childhood days of obsessing over halo
it was ok its just not what it was halo used to be huge in its prime halo and call of duty where the games everyone played now those days are over :(
halo 2 as it was my first halo game god all the halos where so good I have so many memorys
its just not what it was halo was a huge deal in its day everyone I knew played halo or cod back in the day
I like this better.
Did you pick your waifu because of their
That's pretty cute indeed man
How old is she again I feel I am thinking of the wrong age
>>Not mating season
That made me kek, nice
You mean chill in real life?
Or play a game where you can be two and just chill?
Does she? She seems like a bitch
>Always fucking invading
Kinda done with her
Yea I agree, but I played all the campaigns of halo with my brother and we were super excited about 4, pre ordered it finished it in one night
And it was kind of a let down
Uh did you just send the same message twice?
I'm doing it anyways
>Pets the boat
Miho confirmed for squirter.
You're right, that might not work correctly.
But I don't think it's important either, just my curiosity.
Halo is still lots of fun to play occasionally, love picking up CE when I'm bored or there's no internet.
>Halo 2's BR was fun
>Halo 3 had really fun multiplayer
>Halo ODST had a good soundtrack for the empty city
Still miss the Halo 3 days.
This exactly. In a gentle way and both sides at the same time if possible.
Now I need to find a way to get your pictures and prosper my folder.
Please, do it.
god im dumb I thought the first one didn't go
the halo 3 days where great halo 3 had the best multiplayer so fun
hey I know I accidentally posted the same thing twice kek how are you?
The Love option will get 2/3 and you can't really leave it out.
They poll about how people feel about their waifus was fairly one sided.
People 'picking' waifus seem to be in the minority.
It was super adorable.
She's only nine, but she's a pretty mature kid for her age.
>Except when she almost mistook another car for mine
>But the detail she noticed that made it different was
>"Oh, this one has an angry unibrow."
>It had a deflector on the hood. I keked so hard.
Too late for what?
I can still come over If you want
It's okay kek
Happens to the best of us
Have I ever said how much I dislike yardwork? Because its not as bad as they say.
sure just shoot on over. doors unlocked
I'm kind of the same way. I'll bitch and moan the whole way but I actually find it kinda relaxing.
I think it might be my autism kicking in, but seeing your yard after mowing it is nice. Almost rewarding.
Hello, hello. How goes it~?
I actually liked some of Halo 4's multiplayer. Didn't feel like Halo, and then I stopped liking it because of the lack of community.
Ever hear of that Halo 3 game thing that's for PC? Fan made, lots of people play it.
I think it has Halo 4 graphics with Halo 3 gameplay.
oh then you're all clear my man
more like "soon"
man that gif is kinda mesmerizing for some reasons
Do you have such thing as a favorite song? I don't think I could point one out myself but I'd like to know what you like the most
No worries, in this case just keep unloading cute or lewd Mihos.
One problem though
Could you pay for my plane ticket?
Kek I was genuine though
It's because queen caught me off guard with those double replies
So I had to post that
i have a thing for bad ass female characters and she has an innocence about her.
plus shes a little big in the hip department thats a plus for me.
Would you rather have:
a.) Two 100% black eyes, including the sclera.
b.) Two 100% white eyes.
c.) Two 10-watt eyes that glowed at 532 nm (a pure, green laser pointer color).
d.) Two shaven testicles in individual scrotums as eyes.
Hmm... Maybe a valid point.
Cute would be better.
It is a good feeling. But we're trying to prepare an area for a digger to come and dig for a pool, mowing will be next week. And Ill be the one that has to do that, too.
I know, right?
>you must be weird :^)
Oh yeah, I have a favorite song.
Changed my life in so many good ways.
It goes great in fact. I'm better than I've been in months. How about you?
I guess I'll just have to watch you from your window then
My squid is now claimed.
Time to get kraken
I'm a boat.
You're splashing into an ocean of splashiness.
Not like that's bad.
I can think of a way to increase your squirting range.
I wonder about your boaty bits.
It's a LIE. I never broke the law. I AM THE LAW.
Maybe cute yuri?
Day Laborer Tip: Long sleeves are cooler, temperature wise, than bare skin in the sun.
Also, a Bandanna on your head is cooler, temperature wise, than your hair or scalp in the sun.
Guess what? It's the same for pants.
>Time to get kraken
>Rory puns inbound
Woke up because it was hot as hell
Eh, now that I was getting ready to post some more questionable Homus.
But sure, let's take it the /c/ way.
Im aware of those points. I practice them regularly. Though fabric plays a part. Also its too early for Spring by a few days, quite overcast.
Hey, that wasn't me.
thats ok. at least the stlaker will be as bored as me
im thinking its time we make calamari if it keeps going.
im ok just hanging out you doing anything?
you can come over here aswell
thats the thing didnt feel like halo even reach was bale to hold that feeling I guess those days are over and no I havent whats it all about
uhoh getting the boot soon?
Im mostly looking for mass here.
I hate the majority of the music I have,I just love the stockpile
I would hope you knew, considering your location.
Just figured I'd pass the info along, my friend didn't believe me for the longest time and he tried it one day. He said it made a big difference.
What about Spring?
>something about that image is fuzzy
Resting, move in day is tomorrow
What if I already am?
Ha jokes on you tomoko
Well uh, id love to but we'd have the same problem
Could you pay for my plane ticket?
Ah I can see how you can get empowered by this song. Unfortunately my favorite songs don't have very positive impacts on me
I feel like my will to leave on my own is stronger than my boss's will to fire me but one sure thing is that I'm not keeping this up for long
You can post whatever.
Yeah, Bungie was able to make it feel like a true Halo game. 343's trying their best, but it's not working. Halo 5's Warzone would've been cool if it was in Halo 3's engine.
I'll pet what i please.
my what now?