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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>701372178

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>701380849
Off yourself immediately.
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>>701380849
Do I crawl out of bed in the cold in my semi-lucid inspired state or lay down and accept sleep?
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>>701381018
ok dad
>>701381025
crawl out of bed
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@ senpai, since I'm on my phone and can't reply to posts that are in another thread

It is not cute, shush
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>>701380986
I will get her back. Just you wait.
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>>701380831
Hello Makoto. What's up?
>>701380849
I'm not a bully today.
Probably.
Hi Sachi. How're you?
>Rattles
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>>701381119
I think it's super cute! You a super cute!

>>701381196
A tad tired, reading stories on /o/ and thinking about what to do first. Buy my Supra, or move out to an appartment with my friend.
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>>701381330
Nooooo i am not senpai pls no

Why must you do this
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On my way to college, I'm sort of buried under stuff though
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>>701381330
You're the super cute!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ty1rxfCg-w
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>>701381388
Doing alright, Fran?
>>701381330
Hmm. I see. Don't think i have any particularly useful input for that one.
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>>701381372
Because I think you're cute, that's why!

>>701381494
Am not!
Why do you seem familiar?
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D.Va
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>>701381494
You especially should off yourself.
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>>701381583
Fine

But i get lap pillow whenever I want
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>>701381583
You're flirting with fat/lonely men on a website.

Get some help, you pathetic loser.
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>>701380849
Migi
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>>701381580
No need for input, is what it is. How are you?

>>701381666
It's a deal, Cutie~

>>701381727
I'll care one day, I'm sure.
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>>701381847
Yay
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Hello again
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>>701381839
Migi is a he
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>>701381196
no bully?
Hi loli boat slut I'm alright
did you learn how to sex the boats?
>rattle rattle
>>701381608
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>>701381727
hey bb wanna fuck?
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>>701382202
NO
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>>701381847
I'm sure when you're family sees how pathetic you ar-..wait they already know, nevermind. Must suck knowing your entire family disowned you.
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>>701381580
Just a bit squished, but I'll be fine


How are you? Still loving on those loli boat butts?

>>701381502

http://paulbaribeau.bandcamp.com/album/paul-baribeau


For the feels
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>>701382145
I am curious, is there similarities between you and your waifu?

>>701382172
Hiya.

>>701382342
>Disowned me
>Living in their garage
C'mon man, surely you can insult me better than that. Put some thought into it.
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>>701382530
>Trying to get inside my head with reverse psychology

Just hang yourself with twizzlers, please. Your existence is pointless.
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>>701382591
you are literally retarded.
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>>701382710
Says the guy discussing an anime character that he loves. Go slam up some Xanax and cry.
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>>701382591
Kys
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>>701381847
>>701382427
I'm pretty good. Just not quite awake yet.
>>701382282
No. Syndra's teaching was lackluster to say the least.
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>>701382955
literally off yourself
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>>701382591
I being serious, I've heard some pretty good insults before, but these are some pretty generic ones. Lurk a bit, figure people out, then try to hit them where it hurts. That's how you do proper insults. I simply wish to see you be a better shitposter, or at least stand out among the rest.
>Besides, as light as I am, a twizzler rope would break.
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>>701382968
Lead by example, waste.
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ITT: avatar fag insulting other avatar fags about being avatar fags

Nice.
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>>701382710
What a stellar argument. "You're retarded." Ironically enough, I could say the same about you, for using that argument, like it's a good one.
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>>701382955
Okay, tenryuu
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>>701383080
>I simply wish to see you be a better shitposter
I hope you die in a horrible motorbike accident.
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>>701382530
Whats with that guy telling you to kill yourself?
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>>701383000
did me not teach you anything?
>>701383092
She's my waifu not my avatar
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>>701383080
The point of shitposting isn't to be entertaining to the victims. You're so stupid.
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>>701383000
Put red bull through the coffee machine, a few people in my robotics team swore by that

>>701383137
I've seen good shitposting, hell I've done some good shitposting, and this is not it
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>>701383198
>She's my waifu not my avatar
Buy some prime Twizzlers and wrap those bad boys around your neck.
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>>701383290
ok dad
when will you come home?
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>>701382530

Other than that we're both guys?

Not that i can think of
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>>701383137
See, that's a bit better. A step in the right direction at least.

>>701383000
Syndras lessons were lackluster?

>>701383168
Who knows, I don't have much better to do till I fall asleep, so I'll keep them company.

>>701383213
I know that, but generic insults also don't really do much of anything other than make you look like a retard.
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>>701383198
>She's my waifu not my avatar
I sincerely hope you die violently in the near future, lying in a field alone and helpless.
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>>701383253
>implying Fran shitposts
Really?
>>701383290
Cleveland show is better
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>>701383372
When will you die violently?
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>>701383253
>bragging about shitposting
Go to Malaysia airlines and have a good flight.
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>>701383413
Both shows are equally garbage.
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>>701383505
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>>701383403
Your caretaker must wanna slip some poison in your drink on a day to day basis.
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>>701383198
>>701383403
Syndra's lesson can be summed up as "Boats have sex." Followed by "Not all boats have the same anatomy, you boat-racist" with no further explanation.
>>701383253
Ehh yeah i've heard of that. Not sure it's something i'd do, but hey, to each their own.
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>>701383403
How's that Osteogenesis Imperfecta?
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>>701383586
B U Z Z W O R D
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>>701383375
Hmmm, alrighty then~
>Cute, but not a trap

>>701383586
My what now?

>>701383661
Maybe she was trying to say she wanted you to learn about boat anatomy with her as the example?

>>701383693
Considering I've never had a broken bone in my life, I'd say it's pretty good.
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>>701383661
You're boat racist?
I'm sorry i can't talk to you anymore
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>>701383403
That Osteogenesis Imperfecta must be pretty crippling.
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Looks like this fuckin' thread is dead. Good riddance, cancer.
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>>701383929
You're about a plethora of broken bones, brother.
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>>701383403
Oh ok
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>>701383929

I've been called cute before and handsome by others, but i don't really think so tbh
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Back in my day shitposting MEANT something
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you're pretty sad
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>>701383413
Not in /waifu/, mostly in /tg/

>>701383498
Shitposting can be fun, depending on how you do it

>>701383661
These are the people who would spend a few days awake at a time


Coffee or an energy drink may work for you, if you are tired
You see, when two boats love each other a whole lot, or when they are lonely and drunk, they have a special hug. Sometimes it can be done in several other ways, but a hug is common. Now this hug feels really good, but because God said it's bad you shouldn't do it! If you do, or think about it too often, or try to "hug" yourself you WILL go to hell for all eternity! So remember, any earthly desire is sin! Be sure to eat only plain bread and oatmeal and be celibate.
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>>701384167
>This coming from one of the worst shitposters ever
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>>701384138
Yeah right, you're probably some fat neckbeard who sits at your computer all day, and never interacts with people in person. I mean, you do have waifu after all.
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>>701384138
Stop attention-whoring on a thread on 4chan

Loser.
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>>701383929
I asked. Then Syndra went to bed.
>>701383938
Nope. Syndra just says i am.
>>701384188
This doesn't seem useful either...
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>>701384167
Your days are numbered, faggot.
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>>701384298
>implying that wasn't in itself a shitpost
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claim
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>>701384456
>I was just pretending to be retarded
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>>701384328
Yeah man definitely, guy who shaves every time his facial hair gets long, exercises, etc

Totally fam
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>>701384456
>shitposting to point out shitposting
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>>701384061
I don't think we've met before, actually. I've seen you once or twice though.

>>701384138
You a cute though!
>Ever thought about it~?

>>701384382
She's playing hard to get, she definitely wants to show you how it's done first hand! That's why she got offended and called you a boat racist! It's the only logical explanation.
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Anyone with a differing opinion deserves a swift and painful death.
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>>701384498
Could've fooled me
>>701384527
Samefagging this hard
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>>701384527
>shitposting
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>>701384504
>fam
Yeah, you're totally not an overweight neckbeard who dreams of finally losing his virginity. It's a pipe dream, brother.
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>>701384382
Just fuck already
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>>701384571

No I haven't thought about it lmao
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>>701384167
Exactly! You and konata were actually good shitposters!

>>701384382
It is very useful! This is the way to avoid sin and save your eternal soul from damnation! I'm trying to lead you down the path of RIGHTEOUSNESS and HOLINESS!

You're not a SATANIST, are you?

>>701384527
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>701384571
>Ever thought about ~it~

Why hotdogs are in packs of 6 and buns are in packs of 8?
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>>701384733
>lmao
Contract a lethal illness.
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>>701384642
Why does shitposting pull you out of lurk?
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>>701384649
Lost mine in freshman year to a crazy junior bitch

shit was tight

Also
>6'2
>160 lbs

Totally overweight
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>>701384825
I already had cancer once, i don't think life will be that much of a bitch again and give me another type
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>>701384788
Everyone in this thread is a shitposter, get over it. Whether someone is shitposting or not is subjective. In my opinion, or factinion, you're the shitposter, brother.
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>>701384946
>shit was tight
Overdose already.

>6'2
>160 Ibs
>Trying to show off in a community of overweight anime character lovers

A master voodoo doll spell man should have some fun with you.
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>>701384571
Syndra isn't a boat though?
>>701384788
Sure. Hail Satan, or Hydra, or whatever is in this week.
>>701385014
>Rattle
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>>701384571
I started posting few days ago
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>>>/trash/4936244
>>>/trash/4936244
>>>/trash/4936244
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>>701384825
Check 'em singles!
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>>701384733
Oh well, I could only have hoped.

>>701384788
THAT! NOW THAT IS A REAL FUCKING WONDER OF THE WORLD. Only here it's hotdogs in packs of 10, and buns in 8.

>>701384946
>6'3"
>145 pounds
I really am a fucking twig...

>>701385014
Dongpasu!

>>701385124
Or is she? Maybe she's close to a boat then...
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>>701385102
Like what up
I weigh like 110 pounds brah
Have a good view of my nipple.
>Rory-sama
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>>701384946
You know someone is a virgin when they brag about their "first time". Also, you're probably a Danny Devito lookalike.
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>>701385285
Thank you, I needed a good gag for the day.

Disgusting freak.
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>>701385285
You actually photographed your abdomen to prove yourself to a fucking anon. You are a supreme loser and should be exterminated for the well-being of humanity's future. Also, you're a wimp just for the record.
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>>701385190
What is this?
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>>701385285
Nice pic Rory

>>701385220
You're not about to let that go, are you?

>>701385124
>rattle
What's up Shizu
>>
Back in my day shitposting MEANT something
Nowadays its like "hurr durr smug animoo grills hurr durr ur a faget go kill urself" For some reason these newfags think "taking down /waifu/ with shitposting" is shitposting. Its not. There's a reason its called "funposting", not "taking down /waifu/posting". You're supposed to do it to generate lulz. klonata is a perfect ducking example of a shitposter. He did it for the lulz. Shitposting is like Rap/Hip hop. Back in the day Hip hop wasn't about hoes and money. It was about struggling in the streets n shiet. But now, baneposting is cancer
Rant over :^)
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>>701385285
I bet I could break your arms like twigs.
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>>701384946
Shit you are tall

>>701385014
Hey renge

>>701385099
I won't deny that
>>701385124
HEATHEN!
>THROWS BIBLE
BEGONE DEMON HOSTING THIS POOR MAN'S SOUL AND LET HIM SEE THE LIGHT! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

>>701385220
Fucking Europe

Also, 6 foot and 150. Not as twiggy as you, but still a twig. I was much worse in sophomore year: 5 10 and 120 lbs. I passed out a hand full of times from electrolyte imbalances and blood sugar issues
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>>701385305
Totally man, spot on
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>>701384872
There's a lot of things about me I can't answer myself. I guess my inner shitposter felt like contributing to that chain.
How's the weekend going for you?
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>>701385713
I'm 6'9"
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>>701385747
Wow, good job defending yourself, big man. Why did you even bother if that's all you could muster up?
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>>701384181
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>>701384382
oh ok thats good
>>701385014
Nyan
>>701385654
You're not mai
Stop trying to be like mai
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>>701385220
I'm still fairly underweight tbh

After my first two surgeries, i had lost about 40 lbs. I was originally 180 something. I almost lost 50 because i was actually in the 130s

It took me a year and a half to gain back 20 lbs to get to 160 lbs. It hasn't been a fun time
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Oldfag here.
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>>701385837
I dunno

Because i have better things to do like

Y'know, exercising, doing things to help around the house and so on
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>>
Not, even though he's not a nigger, he still got the exact same abilities as a nigger, including basketball. Not only that but a ghetto nigger is way better than a normal nigger with set abilities since they have complete control over their white women, wich they can use to gain sex and friend chicken for themselves. Well I said for themself but really any nigger can steal those abilities if they get it right, like that one nigger that turned into a cracker and dindu anything new, instead he just molested children. Kanye West has guns and laser knives, Shaquelle O'Neil has beast mode, Kevin Hart has comic mode and AC/DC boils his blood or something and melts whitey with it.
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>>701385649
Not much. Woke up just a little ago.
>>701385713
Oh. Alright.
>>701385883
Going to leave me over something that little?
>Sad rattles
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>>701385967
>has a waifu
>i have better things to do
Here's something better for you to do, kill yourself.
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I want to hug the Togame
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>>701385178
Ohhh, okay. That would be why. I'm normally asleep, or nearing it by now.

>>701385649
Never.

>>701385713
My metabolism is just insanely high. I literally have been exactly 145 since I started high school. That was 8 years ago or so. Not more than a few pounds in fluctuation over that whole time.

>>701385888
Surgeries? What for, if I might ask.
>I'm literally just inside the clinically underweight range. No matter how much I eat, I can't break out of it.
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>>701385933
>brags about being an oldfag
Newfag detected
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>>701385400
I could show you my intestines if I really wanted to.
>>701385531
Eh. Dont really care to be honest. You are faceless and cannot track me.
And you actually carry photos of that abortion of a movie. Just apply noose already.
Have an example of perfect shitposting.
At its finest.
>>701385707
Eh. Gives me sick leave from work. I can deal with that.
>>701385766
Today at work was 100% a letdown and I got home late due to the cleaning I couldnt start because there was always an expectation of business picking up and getting slammed by students. And I have to do all my personal housework tomorrow and go back out to work because I forgot to take a picture of the ordering.
>>701385888
Trips confirm. Ive spent most of my life underweight. Worst was being 5'10" and 45 kilos. Im about 5'11" and hovering between 58 and 55 kilos now.

>Rory-sama
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>>701385933

I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
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>tfw not even 2d girls like you
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>>701385713
What's up Fran? When do you move in again?

>>701385883
pasu
What are you doing today my dude

>>701386061
What timezone are you in again?

>>701386100
I'm the exact same way as far as my metabolism goes but I got shitty manlet genes so I've chilled out at 5'7" and 125 since freshman year. Also that's fine, you don't need to let go of my dong :^)
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>>701386088
Ain't a waifu if it's a guy
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HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I RECENTLY WAS TRAVELLING ABROAD IN THE UNDERGROUND SEEKING TO PERHAPS SELL THE ONCOMING TIDE OF UNDERTALE BUSINESSMEN THE ABSOLUTE FINEST THAT THE ABOVE GROUND CAN OFFER THEM, APPEASING THE UNDERTALE FANS. WHILE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE HOLE WHERE I FELL IN, I NOTICED A FLUFFY FURRED, BEAUTY OF A GOAT, FESTOONED IN HUMBLE PEASANT GARB AND WORKING MENIAL JOBS. RIGHT THEN I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GRANT HER A RERPREIVE SHE COULD NEVER FORGET. AT ONCE I LOOSED MY THUNDEROUS LABIA LATHE, AND USING MY IMMENSE GROINAL DEXTERITY, TORE HER GARMENTS OFF. THEN I PENETRATED HER TIGHT, VIRGIN, FUCKSLOT. THEN, AFTER A FEW HOURS OF THRUSTING, SHE ORGASMED SO HARD THAT THE DRY CAKED EARTH OF HER FATHER'S FARM SPRANG INTO BLOOM. THE MAN IN QUESTION RUSHED OUT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT ME IN HIS HEATHEN DEVIL TONGUE. I LOOSED A BLAST FROM MY STUPENDUS SCHTUPPER, SO MASSIVE IN VOLUME, THAT MY HOT PREGNANCY-INDUCING CHOWDER SHOT OUT OF THE GIRL'S MOUTH AND HIT HER FATHER SO HARD, HIS DESSICATED BODY SHATTERED AGAINST THE GREAT WALL SO HARD THAT PEOPLE IN NEW YORK SHAT THEMSELVES. I GUARANTEE IT
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>>701386104
Someone's a little upset. Put on a few pounds, wimp. It's funny, because you're a bigger shitposter than me. I mean, look at all the worthless crap you typed up.
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>>701386227
>eating watermelon
Triggered
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>>701386061
Accept our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ into your heart!

>>701386100
Same, it's starting to slow down, so I can actually have some muscle on me

>>701386104
Please don't remind me of konata's missile

>>701386227
Currently in the car in the way there. It's pretty cramped in here

Send help
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>>701386245
You're a regular in these threads I presume, and have an imaginary boyfriend. Just kill yourself.
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>>701386100
I had my large intestine removed due to familial adeptonymous polyposis, a genetic type of colon cancer. Wasn't a fun time
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>>701386359
Remember Charas nudes?
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>>701386061
I would
if you weren't a maid
>>701386227
going to hunt for lolis of course
>>701386104
klonata :o
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>>701386100
Makes sence.
In that case, why are you up?
>>701386104
>mini ballistic missile
kek
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Gardy claimed
>>701386359
Hey there Fran, how's the trip so far? Feeling claustrophobic?
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>>701386315
>put on a few pounds he says
Like I havent spent the last 8 years trying. Look, you take on a disease that literally eats half of what you eat to fuel itself and you need double the energy from foods daily. You spend a few years like me and see how far you go. Ill wait.
>>701386443
I know the feels of having bowel problems. Crohns patient here.
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>>701386395
Something like that

Already tried before life doesn't want me dead so I'm good for now
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>>701386443
How much of it?

>>701386457
Did he actually post some?

>>701386531
He also did one with cum.

Shit was more likely to scare me straight than my southern, religious grandma!

>>701386548
Very

Cute pic by the way
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>>701386690
All of my colon is gone

I only have my small intestine now
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>>701386359
What do you do to build muscle? What do you eat?

I am also hating a car ride, but the hangover is my fault.
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>>701386227
I honestly wish I was about 8-9 inches shorter. Would make it much easier to trap like that. As it stands, it's not really very easy to pull off. Although I managed to fool one of my irl friends in high school for a few seconds.
>Standing around in a school girl outfit of sorts
>Friend comes running up the stairs
>Yells out "Hey who's the hot chic-"
>I turn around right then
>"Oh god it's Anon"
I still have a laugh at that.

>>701386359
Not for me. Still as high as ever, although I'm not complaining anymore.

>>701386443
Oh my, well I'm glad you made it through okay. I mean, you are okay, right?

>>701386531
Can't get to sleep, too much noise and I'm not quite tired enough yet.

>>701386548
Ayyyy, waifumon!
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>>701386690
Yep
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>>701386794

Yep I'm okay

Just have to take pills every now and then throughout the day and also drink a lot of water
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Shut the fuck up, Makoto! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
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>>701386690
How long is the trip? I wouldn't want to be in that car for more than 30 minutes, tbh.
>>701386794
ayyyyyy! Did I miss anything?
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>>701386548
Hiii Garde!
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>>701386910
Doesn't sound pleasant, but I suppose it could be much worse. Stay well, Cat!

>>701386933
I had a giggle, I don't know why.

>>701387013
Do you ever?
>Drive home was interesting in the fact I was speeding in a Bronco over a bridge at 90 mph, swerving between a few cars because this racer wannabe was tailing me, and I blew his ass off doing so
No tire screech, but I could feel the weight heavily towards one side. Was fun.
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>>701386792
How do you reabsorb water from your food? Do you only have diarrhea?

>>701386793
I have protein shakes a few times a week. Otherwise I dont eat that differently, a lot of salads and sandwiches.

I work out two or three times a week

>>701386794
Neither am I, still slightly under-weight and I don't pass out every week

>>701386821
Can you post them?

>>701387013
A total of 2 hours, I'm an hour and a half through it
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>>701386147
Aww shit. There ya go, hurting my feels again. Anon, you're so terrible. Meanwhile, I'm attempting to decipher the cryptic bullshit you posted after having an epileptic seizure all over your keyboard. What in the actual fuck did you attempt to say?
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>>701386104
That does not sound like the weekend one would like to have.
Focus on your housework and once you're done with it reward yourself with some free time. Just having it finished should feel satisfying too.

>>701386324
Screw the nigger memes, watermelon is a red fruit and in consequence one of the best fruits.
>>
Oh, by the way my waifu is Megumeme this is still Mi Liu
>>701387283
I'm not gay
I don't save naked pics of guys
>>701387275
One of my copypasta
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>>701387283
I have to have a lot of fiber and other nutrients in my diet

The ones i need the most right now are fiber and protein

And the pills i take is for the diarrhea
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>>701386227
PST.
It's 9:30
>>701386359
I'd rather not...
>>701386465
Bah. You're mean.
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>>701386690
But why?
>>701386794
Oh ok
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>>701387137
Hiya Rem!!! You up to anything?
>>701387275
Haha! Got that fucker off your arse!
>>701387283
Christ almighty... At least you're nearly done with it all.
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>>701387384
is new copypasta mang, straight from the bowels of /trash/
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>>701387275

I also have a scar that's a bit longer than my middle finger where the shitbag and the bit of intestine was at if you or anyone else is interested in seeing it
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>>701386324
What's wrong with watermelon? :o

>>701386359
How long is the ride? I would but you're a little far away for that

>>701386465
You and me both, dude

>>701386794
I can't really imagine trying to trap
It's never something I've had any motivation to do
Also I was continually told I would be 6 feet and can't help but feel like I've been robbed somehow

>>701387512
Ah, other coast
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>>701387283
Protein shakes are a good way to supplement your protein intake, as well as (if it's not just straight whey) ensure your body has protein available for muscle repair after a workout. However, what you eat and don't eat the rest of the week makes a difference, too. The general rule is to consume 1g protein per lb body weight daily to gain.

Working out 3 times a week might be enough, but it depends on what exercises you're doing.

>>701387429
Settle down there, bucko. Tomatoes are a red fruit.
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>>701387624
I'm heading back home from a performance that recently ended, you?
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>>701387643
Wow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D3WEmQGujY
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>>701387473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mmR0AcXSSh
>>701387512
nothing mean about me
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>>701387743
"Suika" means watermelon, though the name is 萃香 and watermelon is 西瓜
>Suika
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>>701387851
How is tomato not one of the best fruits? It's what makes your salads great, your burgers, your pizzas, your pastas, your rice.
It's such a good flavour that goes along with either healthy dishes or unhealthy dishes.

>>701387907
Meme music cat.
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>>701387473
Thanks for the giggle then m8.

>>701387624
Ya, really need to stop driving like that in that thing though. The speedometer stops at 85, yet I've had the needle pointing straight down before. Which would be about 105 mph or so. In an old bronco. That is some scary shit.

>>701387644
Scars are always interesting, so sure!

>>701387743
Well, I considered myself trans for a time. So trapping would only be natural to try, no?
Wanna switch heights then?
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>>701387473
Lame

>>701387503
RIP dude

That must suck

>>701387512
THE END OF DAYS IS NIGH, AND ONLY THROUGH CAREFUL RESTRAINT AND FAITH WILL BE BE SAVED! TRUMP, THE EMBODIMENT OF CHRIST HIMSELF, SHALL LEAD US TO A GOLDEN DAWN!

>>701387524
I have no clue why

>>701387624
I also got some work done on the DnD campaign I'm writing. Tldr, evil vampire !notAztec lizardfolk are trying to end the world, and build a new one from the ashes. Stop them

>>701387743
Just 30 more minutes

>>701387851
Ok, I'm not trying to build up a huge amount of muscle though. Just getting some definition to my figure

Half cardio and half strength training, mainly core and shoulder/upper arm
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>>701388078

Obsessed with internet boi.
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>naps good idea
i approve of this
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>>701387857
>performance
What kind of performance?

I'm about to go to the beach one last time for this season.
>>701388084
Niiice, sounds fun. Do you know if your campus has a DnD group/club?
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>>701388084

I also have some other smaller ones scattered around my lower torso, they're hard to see in pictures though

>felix-anon
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>>701387743
Hey you.
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>>701388218
Eh, I guess that's right. It's just that >>>/out/ is so uninteresting when compared to it.
I assume you enjoyed Blonde, I haven't gotten into it yet.
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>>701388505
>Assuming this was for me

I think so, if not I can find some people to play. I could even run one with you guys

>>701388220
That they are

Good morning sempai!
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>>701388073
I knew suika was watermelon but really wasn't familiar with your waifu (my touhou knowledge is limited)
I see now

>>701388084
I'll swap, yeah
How does that operation work? And I'm just a cishet white male oppressor

>>701388198
Nice, have fun with the move in

>>701388739
Hey hey, how are you today?
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>>701388740


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HavNkl8izMo


inb4 "dat boi!"
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>>701388740

Or this.
I've had a really good trip on this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTA5m7NIG_g
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>>701388880
I am fine. Got to pull myself to run despite all my joints hurting. Watching Mirai Nikki. How about you?
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>>701388505
Dragon Dance, which was cancelled because not enough people who were experienced came, Lion Dance, and Kung Fu, again, cancelled because show ended early
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>>701388198
I wasn't suggesting it to get supajacked, but adding mass will help with both strength and definition. If you're not trying to cut fat, then you have no other way to increase definition. If you're trying to lose some weight as well, adding muscle mass increases your base metabolism.

>>701388880
She's an alcoholic demon.
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>>701388601
That's quite a scar, a bit thicker than I thought it would be.

>>701388880
We just chop off the legs and switch them.
>On second thought, I like my legs.
RAPE STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU CISCUM!
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>>701389377
>>701389377
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