Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Do I crawl out of bed in the cold in my semi-lucid inspired state or lay down and accept sleep?
@ senpai, since I'm on my phone and can't reply to posts that are in another thread
It is not cute, shush
I will get her back. Just you wait.
Hello Makoto. What's up?
I'm not a bully today.
Hi Sachi. How're you?
I think it's super cute! You a super cute!
A tad tired, reading stories on /o/ and thinking about what to do first. Buy my Supra, or move out to an appartment with my friend.
Nooooo i am not senpai pls no
Why must you do this
On my way to college, I'm sort of buried under stuff though
Doing alright, Fran?
Hmm. I see. Don't think i have any particularly useful input for that one.
But i get lap pillow whenever I want
You're flirting with fat/lonely men on a website.
Get some help, you pathetic loser.
No need for input, is what it is. How are you?
It's a deal, Cutie~
I'll care one day, I'm sure.
Hi loli boat slut I'm alright
did you learn how to sex the boats?
hey bb wanna fuck?
I'm sure when you're family sees how pathetic you ar-..wait they already know, nevermind. Must suck knowing your entire family disowned you.
Just a bit squished, but I'll be fine
How are you? Still loving on those loli boat butts?
For the feels
I am curious, is there similarities between you and your waifu?
>Living in their garage
C'mon man, surely you can insult me better than that. Put some thought into it.
>Trying to get inside my head with reverse psychology
Just hang yourself with twizzlers, please. Your existence is pointless.
Says the guy discussing an anime character that he loves. Go slam up some Xanax and cry.
I'm pretty good. Just not quite awake yet.
No. Syndra's teaching was lackluster to say the least.
I being serious, I've heard some pretty good insults before, but these are some pretty generic ones. Lurk a bit, figure people out, then try to hit them where it hurts. That's how you do proper insults. I simply wish to see you be a better shitposter, or at least stand out among the rest.
>Besides, as light as I am, a twizzler rope would break.
>I simply wish to see you be a better shitposter
I hope you die in a horrible motorbike accident.
Whats with that guy telling you to kill yourself?
did me not teach you anything?
She's my waifu not my avatar
Put red bull through the coffee machine, a few people in my robotics team swore by that
I've seen good shitposting, hell I've done some good shitposting, and this is not it
>She's my waifu not my avatar
Buy some prime Twizzlers and wrap those bad boys around your neck.
Other than that we're both guys?
Not that i can think of
See, that's a bit better. A step in the right direction at least.
Syndras lessons were lackluster?
Who knows, I don't have much better to do till I fall asleep, so I'll keep them company.
I know that, but generic insults also don't really do much of anything other than make you look like a retard.
>She's my waifu not my avatar
I sincerely hope you die violently in the near future, lying in a field alone and helpless.
>implying Fran shitposts
Cleveland show is better
>bragging about shitposting
Go to Malaysia airlines and have a good flight.
Both shows are equally garbage.
Your caretaker must wanna slip some poison in your drink on a day to day basis.
Syndra's lesson can be summed up as "Boats have sex." Followed by "Not all boats have the same anatomy, you boat-racist" with no further explanation.
Ehh yeah i've heard of that. Not sure it's something i'd do, but hey, to each their own.
Hmmm, alrighty then~
>Cute, but not a trap
My what now?
Maybe she was trying to say she wanted you to learn about boat anatomy with her as the example?
Considering I've never had a broken bone in my life, I'd say it's pretty good.
You're boat racist?
I'm sorry i can't talk to you anymore
That Osteogenesis Imperfecta must be pretty crippling.
Looks like this fuckin' thread is dead. Good riddance, cancer.
You're about a plethora of broken bones, brother.
I've been called cute before and handsome by others, but i don't really think so tbh
Back in my day shitposting MEANT something
you're pretty sad
Not in /waifu/, mostly in /tg/
Shitposting can be fun, depending on how you do it
These are the people who would spend a few days awake at a time
Coffee or an energy drink may work for you, if you are tired
You see, when two boats love each other a whole lot, or when they are lonely and drunk, they have a special hug. Sometimes it can be done in several other ways, but a hug is common. Now this hug feels really good, but because God said it's bad you shouldn't do it! If you do, or think about it too often, or try to "hug" yourself you WILL go to hell for all eternity! So remember, any earthly desire is sin! Be sure to eat only plain bread and oatmeal and be celibate.
Yeah right, you're probably some fat neckbeard who sits at your computer all day, and never interacts with people in person. I mean, you do have waifu after all.
Stop attention-whoring on a thread on 4chan
I asked. Then Syndra went to bed.
Nope. Syndra just says i am.
This doesn't seem useful either...
I don't think we've met before, actually. I've seen you once or twice though.
You a cute though!
>Ever thought about it~?
She's playing hard to get, she definitely wants to show you how it's done first hand! That's why she got offended and called you a boat racist! It's the only logical explanation.
Anyone with a differing opinion deserves a swift and painful death.
Yeah, you're totally not an overweight neckbeard who dreams of finally losing his virginity. It's a pipe dream, brother.
No I haven't thought about it lmao
Exactly! You and konata were actually good shitposters!
It is very useful! This is the way to avoid sin and save your eternal soul from damnation! I'm trying to lead you down the path of RIGHTEOUSNESS and HOLINESS!
You're not a SATANIST, are you?
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>Ever thought about ~it~
Why hotdogs are in packs of 6 and buns are in packs of 8?
Why does shitposting pull you out of lurk?
Lost mine in freshman year to a crazy junior bitch
shit was tight
Everyone in this thread is a shitposter, get over it. Whether someone is shitposting or not is subjective. In my opinion, or factinion, you're the shitposter, brother.
>shit was tight
>Trying to show off in a community of overweight anime character lovers
A master voodoo doll spell man should have some fun with you.
Syndra isn't a boat though?
Sure. Hail Satan, or Hydra, or whatever is in this week.
Oh well, I could only have hoped.
THAT! NOW THAT IS A REAL FUCKING WONDER OF THE WORLD. Only here it's hotdogs in packs of 10, and buns in 8.
I really am a fucking twig...
Or is she? Maybe she's close to a boat then...
Like what up
I weigh like 110 pounds brah
Have a good view of my nipple.
You know someone is a virgin when they brag about their "first time". Also, you're probably a Danny Devito lookalike.
Thank you, I needed a good gag for the day.
You actually photographed your abdomen to prove yourself to a fucking anon. You are a supreme loser and should be exterminated for the well-being of humanity's future. Also, you're a wimp just for the record.
Nice pic Rory
You're not about to let that go, are you?
What's up Shizu
Back in my day shitposting MEANT something
Nowadays its like "hurr durr smug animoo grills hurr durr ur a faget go kill urself" For some reason these newfags think "taking down /waifu/ with shitposting" is shitposting. Its not. There's a reason its called "funposting", not "taking down /waifu/posting". You're supposed to do it to generate lulz. klonata is a perfect ducking example of a shitposter. He did it for the lulz. Shitposting is like Rap/Hip hop. Back in the day Hip hop wasn't about hoes and money. It was about struggling in the streets n shiet. But now, baneposting is cancer
Rant over :^)
I bet I could break your arms like twigs.
Shit you are tall
I won't deny that
BEGONE DEMON HOSTING THIS POOR MAN'S SOUL AND LET HIM SEE THE LIGHT! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Also, 6 foot and 150. Not as twiggy as you, but still a twig. I was much worse in sophomore year: 5 10 and 120 lbs. I passed out a hand full of times from electrolyte imbalances and blood sugar issues
There's a lot of things about me I can't answer myself. I guess my inner shitposter felt like contributing to that chain.
How's the weekend going for you?
Wow, good job defending yourself, big man. Why did you even bother if that's all you could muster up?
oh ok thats good
You're not mai
Stop trying to be like mai
I'm still fairly underweight tbh
After my first two surgeries, i had lost about 40 lbs. I was originally 180 something. I almost lost 50 because i was actually in the 130s
It took me a year and a half to gain back 20 lbs to get to 160 lbs. It hasn't been a fun time
Not, even though he's not a nigger, he still got the exact same abilities as a nigger, including basketball. Not only that but a ghetto nigger is way better than a normal nigger with set abilities since they have complete control over their white women, wich they can use to gain sex and friend chicken for themselves. Well I said for themself but really any nigger can steal those abilities if they get it right, like that one nigger that turned into a cracker and dindu anything new, instead he just molested children. Kanye West has guns and laser knives, Shaquelle O'Neil has beast mode, Kevin Hart has comic mode and AC/DC boils his blood or something and melts whitey with it.
Not much. Woke up just a little ago.
Going to leave me over something that little?
>has a waifu
>i have better things to do
Here's something better for you to do, kill yourself.
Ohhh, okay. That would be why. I'm normally asleep, or nearing it by now.
My metabolism is just insanely high. I literally have been exactly 145 since I started high school. That was 8 years ago or so. Not more than a few pounds in fluctuation over that whole time.
Surgeries? What for, if I might ask.
>I'm literally just inside the clinically underweight range. No matter how much I eat, I can't break out of it.
I could show you my intestines if I really wanted to.
Eh. Dont really care to be honest. You are faceless and cannot track me.
And you actually carry photos of that abortion of a movie. Just apply noose already.
Have an example of perfect shitposting.
At its finest.
Eh. Gives me sick leave from work. I can deal with that.
Today at work was 100% a letdown and I got home late due to the cleaning I couldnt start because there was always an expectation of business picking up and getting slammed by students. And I have to do all my personal housework tomorrow and go back out to work because I forgot to take a picture of the ordering.
Trips confirm. Ive spent most of my life underweight. Worst was being 5'10" and 45 kilos. Im about 5'11" and hovering between 58 and 55 kilos now.
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
What's up Fran? When do you move in again?
What are you doing today my dude
What timezone are you in again?
I'm the exact same way as far as my metabolism goes but I got shitty manlet genes so I've chilled out at 5'7" and 125 since freshman year. Also that's fine, you don't need to let go of my dong :^)
HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I RECENTLY WAS TRAVELLING ABROAD IN THE UNDERGROUND SEEKING TO PERHAPS SELL THE ONCOMING TIDE OF UNDERTALE BUSINESSMEN THE ABSOLUTE FINEST THAT THE ABOVE GROUND CAN OFFER THEM, APPEASING THE UNDERTALE FANS. WHILE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE HOLE WHERE I FELL IN, I NOTICED A FLUFFY FURRED, BEAUTY OF A GOAT, FESTOONED IN HUMBLE PEASANT GARB AND WORKING MENIAL JOBS. RIGHT THEN I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GRANT HER A RERPREIVE SHE COULD NEVER FORGET. AT ONCE I LOOSED MY THUNDEROUS LABIA LATHE, AND USING MY IMMENSE GROINAL DEXTERITY, TORE HER GARMENTS OFF. THEN I PENETRATED HER TIGHT, VIRGIN, FUCKSLOT. THEN, AFTER A FEW HOURS OF THRUSTING, SHE ORGASMED SO HARD THAT THE DRY CAKED EARTH OF HER FATHER'S FARM SPRANG INTO BLOOM. THE MAN IN QUESTION RUSHED OUT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT ME IN HIS HEATHEN DEVIL TONGUE. I LOOSED A BLAST FROM MY STUPENDUS SCHTUPPER, SO MASSIVE IN VOLUME, THAT MY HOT PREGNANCY-INDUCING CHOWDER SHOT OUT OF THE GIRL'S MOUTH AND HIT HER FATHER SO HARD, HIS DESSICATED BODY SHATTERED AGAINST THE GREAT WALL SO HARD THAT PEOPLE IN NEW YORK SHAT THEMSELVES. I GUARANTEE IT
Someone's a little upset. Put on a few pounds, wimp. It's funny, because you're a bigger shitposter than me. I mean, look at all the worthless crap you typed up.
Accept our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ into your heart!
Same, it's starting to slow down, so I can actually have some muscle on me
Please don't remind me of konata's missile
Currently in the car in the way there. It's pretty cramped in here
You're a regular in these threads I presume, and have an imaginary boyfriend. Just kill yourself.
I had my large intestine removed due to familial adeptonymous polyposis, a genetic type of colon cancer. Wasn't a fun time
if you weren't a maid
going to hunt for lolis of course
In that case, why are you up?
>mini ballistic missile
Hey there Fran, how's the trip so far? Feeling claustrophobic?
>put on a few pounds he says
Like I havent spent the last 8 years trying. Look, you take on a disease that literally eats half of what you eat to fuel itself and you need double the energy from foods daily. You spend a few years like me and see how far you go. Ill wait.
I know the feels of having bowel problems. Crohns patient here.
How much of it?
Did he actually post some?
He also did one with cum.
Shit was more likely to scare me straight than my southern, religious grandma!
Cute pic by the way
What do you do to build muscle? What do you eat?
I am also hating a car ride, but the hangover is my fault.
I honestly wish I was about 8-9 inches shorter. Would make it much easier to trap like that. As it stands, it's not really very easy to pull off. Although I managed to fool one of my irl friends in high school for a few seconds.
>Standing around in a school girl outfit of sorts
>Friend comes running up the stairs
>Yells out "Hey who's the hot chic-"
>I turn around right then
>"Oh god it's Anon"
I still have a laugh at that.
Not for me. Still as high as ever, although I'm not complaining anymore.
Oh my, well I'm glad you made it through okay. I mean, you are okay, right?
Can't get to sleep, too much noise and I'm not quite tired enough yet.
Yep I'm okay
Just have to take pills every now and then throughout the day and also drink a lot of water
Shut the fuck up, Makoto! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
How long is the trip? I wouldn't want to be in that car for more than 30 minutes, tbh.
ayyyyyy! Did I miss anything?
Doesn't sound pleasant, but I suppose it could be much worse. Stay well, Cat!
I had a giggle, I don't know why.
Do you ever?
>Drive home was interesting in the fact I was speeding in a Bronco over a bridge at 90 mph, swerving between a few cars because this racer wannabe was tailing me, and I blew his ass off doing so
No tire screech, but I could feel the weight heavily towards one side. Was fun.
How do you reabsorb water from your food? Do you only have diarrhea?
I have protein shakes a few times a week. Otherwise I dont eat that differently, a lot of salads and sandwiches.
I work out two or three times a week
Neither am I, still slightly under-weight and I don't pass out every week
Can you post them?
A total of 2 hours, I'm an hour and a half through it
Aww shit. There ya go, hurting my feels again. Anon, you're so terrible. Meanwhile, I'm attempting to decipher the cryptic bullshit you posted after having an epileptic seizure all over your keyboard. What in the actual fuck did you attempt to say?
That does not sound like the weekend one would like to have.
Focus on your housework and once you're done with it reward yourself with some free time. Just having it finished should feel satisfying too.
Screw the nigger memes, watermelon is a red fruit and in consequence one of the best fruits.
Oh, by the way my waifu is Megumeme this is still Mi Liu
I'm not gay
I don't save naked pics of guys
One of my copypasta
I'd rather not...
Bah. You're mean.
Hiya Rem!!! You up to anything?
Haha! Got that fucker off your arse!
Christ almighty... At least you're nearly done with it all.
I also have a scar that's a bit longer than my middle finger where the shitbag and the bit of intestine was at if you or anyone else is interested in seeing it
What's wrong with watermelon? :o
How long is the ride? I would but you're a little far away for that
You and me both, dude
I can't really imagine trying to trap
It's never something I've had any motivation to do
Also I was continually told I would be 6 feet and can't help but feel like I've been robbed somehow
Ah, other coast
Protein shakes are a good way to supplement your protein intake, as well as (if it's not just straight whey) ensure your body has protein available for muscle repair after a workout. However, what you eat and don't eat the rest of the week makes a difference, too. The general rule is to consume 1g protein per lb body weight daily to gain.
Working out 3 times a week might be enough, but it depends on what exercises you're doing.
Settle down there, bucko. Tomatoes are a red fruit.
I'm heading back home from a performance that recently ended, you?
"Suika" means watermelon, though the name is 萃香 and watermelon is 西瓜
How is tomato not one of the best fruits? It's what makes your salads great, your burgers, your pizzas, your pastas, your rice.
It's such a good flavour that goes along with either healthy dishes or unhealthy dishes.
Meme music cat.
Thanks for the giggle then m8.
Ya, really need to stop driving like that in that thing though. The speedometer stops at 85, yet I've had the needle pointing straight down before. Which would be about 105 mph or so. In an old bronco. That is some scary shit.
Scars are always interesting, so sure!
Well, I considered myself trans for a time. So trapping would only be natural to try, no?
Wanna switch heights then?
That must suck
THE END OF DAYS IS NIGH, AND ONLY THROUGH CAREFUL RESTRAINT AND FAITH WILL BE BE SAVED! TRUMP, THE EMBODIMENT OF CHRIST HIMSELF, SHALL LEAD US TO A GOLDEN DAWN!
I have no clue why
I also got some work done on the DnD campaign I'm writing. Tldr, evil vampire !notAztec lizardfolk are trying to end the world, and build a new one from the ashes. Stop them
Just 30 more minutes
Ok, I'm not trying to build up a huge amount of muscle though. Just getting some definition to my figure
Half cardio and half strength training, mainly core and shoulder/upper arm
What kind of performance?
I'm about to go to the beach one last time for this season.
Niiice, sounds fun. Do you know if your campus has a DnD group/club?
I also have some other smaller ones scattered around my lower torso, they're hard to see in pictures though
Eh, I guess that's right. It's just that >>>/out/ is so uninteresting when compared to it.
I assume you enjoyed Blonde, I haven't gotten into it yet.
>Assuming this was for me
I think so, if not I can find some people to play. I could even run one with you guys
That they are
Good morning sempai!
I knew suika was watermelon but really wasn't familiar with your waifu (my touhou knowledge is limited)
I see now
I'll swap, yeah
How does that operation work? And I'm just a cishet white male oppressor
Nice, have fun with the move in
Hey hey, how are you today?
inb4 "dat boi!"
I've had a really good trip on this one.
I am fine. Got to pull myself to run despite all my joints hurting. Watching Mirai Nikki. How about you?
Dragon Dance, which was cancelled because not enough people who were experienced came, Lion Dance, and Kung Fu, again, cancelled because show ended early
I wasn't suggesting it to get supajacked, but adding mass will help with both strength and definition. If you're not trying to cut fat, then you have no other way to increase definition. If you're trying to lose some weight as well, adding muscle mass increases your base metabolism.
She's an alcoholic demon.
That's quite a scar, a bit thicker than I thought it would be.
We just chop off the legs and switch them.
>On second thought, I like my legs.
RAPE STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU CISCUM!