Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I may or may not have a 'dat boi' alternative cover of this saved.
I love how it's bass centered but still very rocky and addictive. They have a collaboration with Sunn O))) which is also really good.
Did you listen to Akuma no Uta?
Time to go guys, might be on later tonight
Ok, thanks bro
I do have a little bit of body fat, not much though
I probably wont
Gonna go to the beach now, cya lads in a bit
Playing a game with us sounds awesome! We should really try doing it sometime.
Shame that the dance got cancelled...
Sounds like an absolute party
Why are your joints hurting? And nice, gonna finish it up today? Just alternately studying A&P and posting.
I mean I did send you an unsolicited dong so I guess you could make a case for that
Also I really haven't bothered to look at my legs so I'm not sure if I like them or not
I have a strange tendency to forget what I look like
I always forget how big my dimples are, for example, or that I have shoulders
Yeah they didn't use staples or stitches, they used this type of some glue shit or something that makes the tissues and shit connect
We only have like every weekend, plus several shows in one day in February
>kill me I'm gonna die of stress<
For real, to.e to go
Have fun at the beach
Yeah. I can totally run one online
THIS IS YOUR ETERNAL SOUL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! NO PRICE IS TO GREAT TO PAY AND NO SUFFERING TOO MUCH FOR ITS SALVATION!
I believe I told you about weight training that I'm taking in school, that's why my joints are hurting. Yep, just an episode and a half to go.
Despite the hair, I'm like Karen. I like long and slender legs, which mine very much are.
I've rarely heard of those. But it seems like it worked relatively alright!
It has, but the problem after they took the shitbag away and put my small intestine back inside me was the tape they used to put on the bandage
that shit gave me a very bad fucking rash and it itched like fuck
Girls playfully tease me about mine
You did, yeah, I just didn't immediately make that connection. Besides the joint pain, how's that going? And sounds solid. What are you planning on watching/reading next?
I think mine are hairy, I guess
That's really all I know about them
I know what my face looks like pretty well
Couldn't tell you about the rest of me
If I ever spoke to a girl she might do that, but I'm missing a key prerequisite here.
I didn't know you were such a Boris junky. But why? Their discography is quite extensive.
Allergic to it, or is that just how the material is in general?
>I'm finally feeling tired. If I vanish, I passed out.
I can tell you in detail about almost all of my body, save my back. It's probably the one place I don't pay that much attention to ever. The only thing about it I know really is that I can grab my shoulder bone with the same sided arm. And that if I bend over even a bit, my spine is VERY visible.
>I see you
Are you going to do a better job teaching me today?
It's fine enough. Since I haven't really been lifting in months I'm pretty weak, but I'm sure by the end of the semester I'll be fantastic. After Mirai Nikki I'll finish up Flying Witch. You been watching any anime?
Yo why do i see pics of 3d Male bodies. This is the opposite of what the fuck i wanna see on a waifu thread.
Just in time to say goodnight to my cutie I guess
I always finish what I start, I guess.
Needs more blonde hair, tbh.
What's up, Shino?
Im not even going to attempt to saying the full name.
>Are you going to do a better job teaching me today?
Teach you what?
I can definitely do that. Really the only thing I know about my body is the odd little tricks it can do. I can do a few fun things with my relatively large Adam's apple, my thumbs are double jointed, I can raise one eyebrow, my fingers bend oddly far back, I can vibrate my eyes, etc.
I'm in that state as well. I need to work out more but with both school and work it's getting tough to find good time. Never seen that one. I've just been keeping up with Shokugeki no Soma S2 as it comes out.
I couldn't agree more.
Your such a QT! blonde lives matter.
I'm good! just getting ready to go on a used game hunt today. Lookin for final fantasy X Remastered.
Ah, that show. I've heard good things about it, the first season is on my plan to watch list.
Yikes, you made sure to tell them about that, right? You wouldn't want other doctors to use that on you in any event again.
>I'm not actually allergic to anything. That that I've encountered anyways.
I'm not cute!
And I still have a bit left in me!
I have yet to meet another person who can do this! I used it to freak out my nephew for the longest time.
Nice. Wish you luck.
Don't think a cutie like you can go unnoticed
Oh that's good
I'm sorry I left tread for so long
I got kinda caught up in muh games
Yeah i told them and they gave me some cream for it while I was still in the hospital
That's something I should improve myself on, but I'm the kind of guy that keeps repeating whatever is already finished just to make it a little better until my patience has run out.
Happily this is not a problem when it comes to music.
Not worth in my opinion, I'd rather emulate the PS2 PAL game.
>globally considered as easiest PS2 title to emulate
>original and remaster soundtracks are equally good, each one has their ups and downs
>the graphic improvement just isn't worth the money, since you would be emulating it for free
But that's just the opinion of an emulation nerd with money problems.
Seems you didn't notice me in my ghetto house tho >>701391087
>here comes dat boi
>O shit drone
>The United States Military has less drones than this.
>le japanese drone lizard
>TAKE ME TO THE SKIES WITH YOUR DRONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking comment sections.
It's fine. I ended up looking closer at my scabs. I think applying some neosporin from now on would be a wise idea.
>I'll give you some cream~
That's good, did it help a lot or was it kinda just a "we have you something for it, even if it doesn't work" kinda things?
If i can play it on my ps4 worth it.
You gotta remember shino uses a macbook pro.
So my only source of gaming "besides league" is my p4. Plus if i can find it for like 15 bucks used thats legit.
I got bloodborne for 15 bucks. It's gonna cost me more for the DLC. kek.
Also homura how are you man we haven't talked for awhile.
what are u switching to a bote again?
doot doot, barbecuing right now.
How is our newest fleetgirl doing?
I am here.
Again? I didn't do it once.
You're a boat, though.
Holy shit that picture is fucking golden
>For some reason it wasn't giving me a (you)
I'm sorry my mommy told me to stay away from the ghetto
Yea they looked kinda bad
But I'm not a doctor
So I was going to ignore it
Anything else exciting happened?
I'm pretty good. How about you?
>I am here.
So you'll teach me boat anatomy?
Oh my. Uhhh not sure what to say to that one.
Yeah it worked really well
If you're offering your cream you should give it to me tbh
Eh, I see. Isn't it possible to get a windows dual boot?
15 bucks for Bloodbourne sounds like an incredibly good deal though.
I'm doing good, not much going on with my life. What about you?
Eat some for me.
Eh? We switched roles in your imagination that quickly?
Well i guess that depends how you define weird. I took a shower about an hour and a half ago though.
Eh? I'm a tug boat?
That feels derogatory for some reason...
My mom made me hunt for skags when I was 7. I was respected as the alpha male of the gully at age 13. Anyway how's your day?
She doesn't have a personality.
I've actually met a remarkable number of people who can, though I understand it's relatively uncommon. A lot of people get strangely weirded out about it, but in a way it's really fun to do. Looks like there's some big earthquake going on.
I've really been enjoying it, there's a remarkable bit of tension built up in just watching people have cookoffs.
I'm going to pretend that's a compliment. I guess.
Eh? Your post has me confused.
Both parts of it.
I mean i could dual boot. But, I love having this laptop open while gaming on my tv cuz then i can just fuck around on here.and watch stuff on the stream. It's kinda nice to have it separated, I've grown quite fond of it.
As far as life? Just been hanging out at home taking care of my dog fuckin around in my garden, living that NEET life bro.
recently i started playing league with gardy, akame and fran and its a blast. So much fun especially on the mic. I think we played for 5 hours yesterday shit was top notch keks.
Kek, I love that game
>Tfw I still need to finish the presequal but pc is rip
It's was quite good, got really into metroid prime again
What about yours?
In the insides... Can't say i'm sure what that means.
You... uhh... Hmm.
I'll again pretend that is a compliment.
Though i think saying you want to smell someone is always considered a little... lewd? Odd? Something like that.
I didn't get to play the presequel and I heard it wasn't so great.
>Got a service call early this moring
Got a nice 4 hours of sleep so I kinda feel like shit
And today, I GOT good!
Look at this:
Quads says Cirno's tits are best
And this... woulda been cool if the thread was fucking played the normal way...
Self-GET on 47, too
Eh, that makes me miss my PS2 times where after getting stuck in the game for too long, all I had to do was zip zap into the laptop and look up a walk-through.
Nowadays that can be almost replicated with alt-tab or a second screen, but I understand how you like that way better.
That's pretty much what my life looks like, replace dog with cat.
League can be really enjoyable with friends, after all it's worse part is the community and you can avoid that by playing with persons you like.
Even when you're losing you can have a good time on voice.
How badly do you want to do that?
It's obviously the worst one of the series, but since it's such a great game it doesn't mean much
Enemies still fun, game overall funny and cool guns
I like it
Just when you decide to stay up for once the universe decides to fuck you over
Do you atleast get money for that shit or how does your contract work?
Take a nap perhaps?
Feel empty inside?
bluebeard/caster from fate/zero because he's the anime personification of the people that actually have serious waifus.
Doesn't matter too much last night was a lot of fun. I'm thinking if I don't take a nap I can go to bed earlier tonight and reset my sleep schedule
Yes. It's not the worst anime I've watched, that title belongs to Mars of Destruction, but it's the most incomplete, disappointing anime I've watched. It seems like it took about 27 steps backwards with the ending. And fuck the moments leading up to the ending too.
I'm not sure what I feel. Read above.
I wouldn't recommend that
Badly enough to warrant a mention
Ehh... I mean...
I think i'll decline.
You have odd fetishes.
hey alice, dont see you dropping music often
yea i heard so, wish i could've joined
thats probably smarter since you need to hace a decent schedule having a job and all
>but that means less of you here
oppinions are here to be different
I'm not that good on that sort of stuff
Thank you, it's nice to see someone who appreciates the finer things
I remember someone yesterday saying they liked classical music. Maybe they'll see it and like this piece as much as I do
b-but I'll be there earlier in the morning so that means I'll be around when there's more of you
>album cover is the sea
>last track ends with a field recording of waves and seagulls
Man Gardy kept running for the enemy nexus at the start of every round.
It would just be like "a ally was EXECUTED"
My sides every time.
The enemy team kept messaging us like "what are you doing?"
oh i see
you listen to classical a lot?
i only listen to Einaudi tbh
you are so cute you know that
thats true but its easier for me to talk at this time, during your morning im always doing shit or feel like shit
I don't know what the worst anime I've completed is, but I've watched the first few episodes of some truly garbage ones. I hate when they just absolutely fuck it up with the ending like that. Oreimo was probably the worst I've seen on that line.
I love classical music, and Mozart is my favourite
>images of boats
big raid today?
Alright well then I'll stay up late tonight too problem solved
>And I wouldn't do that for someone who isn't cute
I'd normally fucking kill anyone who uses a Spongegar meme, but... I chuckled at that.
I'll let you live, baka~.
My Captcha says it's Time to Stop Posting, though.
I don't think that's how this works...
Huh I'd neve peg you for a classical person
Learn something new everyday
Don't do that! B-baka
You need to be fit for Monday
>But I'm not cute so what are you talking about
>Doing for yourself?
I'm pretty critical. Anyways, how are you?
What levels are you? Doesn't seem like something someone that knows how the game actually works would ask.
There's nothing wrong with having 2 drummers. One makes the more impactful sounds while the other keeps the percussion fluid.
He has a few good pieces at most. For instance, MPiano Sonata 14 in C minor is good. And a few others but most of it is overrated
What did you have me pegged as?
I... feel like I'm being /actively/ ignored today...
Just say you're attracted to real life little girls, works for me.
Let's try again.
That's not how this works.
alright get on whenever
It's gonna be a shitty day and a shitty week no matter what so I might as well spend time in good company
Gaurdy and I are relatively new. Like a couple weeks. I'm like ten?. Akame is a monster but he made an account to play with us and fran is pretty high up there too.
We also play with QtRuby and Iowa. Both those guys are pretty good.
I've been playing annie,Cho and Trist or whatever.
I'm getting better with trist. pretty good with the other two.
it's been nice starting with gardy cuz we're like learning together and between akame and Fran they teach us shit.
No problem sweety <3
Was it you who like classical Shizu?
If you want the (You)'s, ya gotta put in the work.
You know... I'm one of those people who DOES regularly post lewds and sometimes trades them... but now that someone's actually ASKING for them, it just doesn't feel right...
Maybe because it's an ultimatum, it feels wrong?
Yea I remember it, I'm pretty much the opposite, I like shit very easy
I'm pretty good, been chilling today. Play some GameCube watch some stuff
How about you?
I'm not sure, you dumped that metal song once and just thought you were into that stuff
>Loud music with yelling
But, you still need to be awake. But if you say so, I'm glad
Perhaps now my sis left the house I can join voice chat later
You got any plans for today?
And then you go fuck yourself?
I enjoy it when i listen to it. Don't know if i've brought that up since you've been around though.
It's been quite a while.
I just identify because I'm an alkie too, but she has fun doing it.
This image always makes me diamonds. Your yunoposting is the reason I want to watch Mirai Nikki.
I'm well enough, my joints hurt, gonna play some Poker. Hopefully won't lose all my money in two hands like I usually do.
Do you like Poker?
Uh, sorry, I'm back, I had to deal with sudden and urgent barbecue business.
>teach me boat anatomy
Well, I won't prevent you from finding things out. It's a normal part of becoming a boat.
I love metal as well
Oh, thought it was you who had mentioned it yesterday
Good morning Hitagi
Not really I'm gonna play games and stuff while sitting by the phone
That is Gu, yes
I'm not strictly an alkie, but I do enjoy me a good drink
I do, though I don't play it often.
>* in chains
Sorry, just a well-placed set of file names.
That's a very interesting way to put it, though, meme-/b/rother.
>And then you go fuck yourself?
Eh, if I was a little more awake and hadn't already wanked today... that mighta been more likely.
I don't usually ERP here, anyway. Only did that a few times. When I did, it usually wound up with the other person wanting to play a guy, and although I continued, I really didn't have much interest. If it was Cirno in a yuri relationship, I probably wouldn't have been as disinterested
But, here's some uncensored handholding, if that helps
Dont listen to shiro do watch it, yuno's a cutie that's reason enough for watching it
>Just remember she's mine
Still from the physical test?
Perhaps you need some help from a pro
Oh so I was right.
Not my kind of music srry bby
Anything planned today?
There are better waifu's in fire emblem
In awakening even
Sounds good tbh
Any special games?
>And talk to me don't forget that
Shrio doesn't like me, so he might well chain me up and throw me in the river :(
Not much, going to level some more characters in WoW
does that translate to, basically:
"... Where is this?" (as in "Where are we..?")
Hmm... So i have to teach myself?
Nope. Wasn't paying close enough attention to tell you who it was, either.
What physical test? I'm taking weight training this school year. And now that I told my mom about it, she's basically forcing me to go to the doctor, no matter how many times I say it doesn't hurt.
I bet you'd enjoy that. And I do like you, your presence is quite pleasant.
(You)'s are necessary for survival.
just playing deathmatch in cs right now so I can check the thread every now and then. Might take a break from the thread and play some league games a bit later. Probably gonna have a few beers when it's gonna be late enough and I know I won't have to go on a call
This is so gay and autistic lol I hope you guys are doing this ironically fucking virgins
Ah well, do you like oboe?
Nothing would please me more than to be at the bottom of a river.