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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>701286305

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>701295599
I'll try not.
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>>701296689
Nice feet.
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>>701296304 (tomoko)
Woke up because a dude was running his motor bike's engine
I slept a long bit though
What you up to tomoko?
>>701296333 (akame)
If you think about it yea
>The attraction to cute people could be seen as a cute curse
>>701296388 (shiro)
Damn that hurt man
So deep
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>>701296726
Well, do your best then
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>>701296262
I am ashamed to say I had to google that. It didn't mean anything.
But
انا احبك

>>701296153
Heya, doing well?

>>701296414
Shino a dumb if he thinks feet aren't nice
hiya pinko
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Saber claim
>>701296065
Getting ready for dinner with my family
>>701296694
Bad dog
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>701296018
I can't guarantee it won't happen.

>>701295368
It's important to share with yourself.

>>701295699
Nice dubs, Karen. How's it?
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Best chuunibyou claimed
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>>701294713 (An Anon)
Some of my younger relatives did that.

>>701294836 (Shizuru)
It mostly happens when I get irritated or tired. Or both.
>And I fall under both.
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>>701296843
I missed ya too dude, how've you been?

>>701296991
It's been alright, some bad things happening currently but I'm avoiding coming to terms with it for now, kek.
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>claim
>>701296955
Saber <3

>>701297062
<3
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>>701296689
Nice feet
>>701296853
he is
they are very nice
ohio yellowo
>>701296018
ok bb
we can do it together next time
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>>701296843
I'll try.

>>701296853
Killer.
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Claimed.
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HELLO, NIGGERS.
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>>701296853
>>701297102
Fuck. I was just fine but now I'm happy as hell. <3
I love ya.
Fuck ya.
Fuck me
I love you

>>701296955
Oh. Those dinners can be really fucking borin
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>claimed

>>701296384
Ah, university is just to refine you because most people at that point have been molded enough to be a safe functioning piece of machinery. Those who aren't usually don't go into uni as a result and are thus never able to get anywhere further than a low paying, low consequence job. The high price make it so that it is harder for those who aren't ingrained in the system to get in. Even then society is set up so that there are so many obstacles that it is pretty much impossible for someone of a rebellious or non conforming nature to rise to the top.

And before you mention trump, he isn't a non conformist, he's just a different kind of conformist.

Like I said tinfoil hat, but if looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck, I'm going to come to the conclusion that it's a duck. When you piece together everything about modern society, unless it's some huge unhappy accident, it seems to have been structured in a way to keep people malleable and easy to control and use as a means of production. You could say it's just a coincidence but it's just too perfectly balanced a system for me to believe that.
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>>701297244
It felt good to take his life.
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>>701296821
I think I have the same thing. I had a feeling I had to check thread and there you were
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>>701297361
You disgust me.
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>>701295934(disgusting male dom)
well you must rape the weak ones. then you can have them the more weak women are removed from the population the better. all submissive girls and dom guys need to die

>>701296076(ruby)
decapitation well you should never be sad about fetishes or anything why feel bad for doing anything such a waste of time I watch animals being crushed doesnt bother me

>>701296333(Akame)
im ok just waiting out my last week of freedom before school glad to here you got some sleeps

>>701296569(Rikka)
well its good to see ya
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>>701297480
So whats going on with you friend?
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>>701296991
You're as perverted as your maid self, i see.
>>701297200
So it's going to wind up being you yourself and i?
>>701297062
I understand, mostly.
Well hopefully you'll feel better soon and i can go back to making bad jokes. I'll mind what i say in the meantime.
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>>701297480
But the stronger they are the more fun it is to break their pathetic minds and bend them to your will. The more dom the woman is the better her cries for help will be
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>>701297437
But you're smiling...
Maybe you were happy to see him die too.

>>701297304
I'm super glad to see you too dude, how've you been? Sorry I didn't chat you up before.
And before I fuck you I need to buy you dinner first, it's only polite.

>>701297348
You're up late.
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>>701296853
Allahu Akbar


>Penny Claim
>I'm fucking burning CDs like a pleb because my car doesn't have an audio jack.
>Its the 90s all over again.
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>>701296821
Cause shit is deep.
>>701296853
I'm good. How about you?
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>>701297739
So are you.
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>>701297480
I don't like hurting people. Being turned on by people getting hurt fucks with my head.
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>>701296853
I tried to 7abibi on sandnigger keyboard but I forgot the letter string again.
الزواج مني حبي
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>>701297633
not much just living out my last few weeks of freedom before school hbu

>>701297724
Ill add edgy to your list of disgusting habits
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>>701297633
>69 hp

LEWD.
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>>701297739
Not at all.
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>>701297480
Are you gonna live in a dorm or can you get back home everyday?
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>>701297739
Ups and downs. Depressions and sadness. The basic stuff.
Nah. You don't even need to buy me dinner. Just fuck me raw and wildly.
>
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>>701297360
This is a point. You know, a university is a conformity factory in its own right. You WILL become an exile or an outcast if you don't join them in screaming for gun bans and otherkin rights. Society as we know it is specifically intended to shove people into boxes, little boxes. The blue collar box, the nerd box, the nigger box. Niggers are especially bad for this. If a black man wants to be an educated, upstanding member of society, his lesser brethren ostracize him.
>>701297769
HEY YOU.
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>>701298132
Yo Mercy whats gud my G?
>I'm fuckin burning Sabaton onto a disk because Car Jamz
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>>701297889
Oh hey man school aint that bad. Just looking at shirts I wanna buy online!

>>701297951
Oh shit sorry
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>>701297102
Oh no.. family still? But I understand sometimes it's best to just avoid something; or there's little else one could do.

>>701297691
I, ah, maybe.. I should go buy my own bikinis. That's pretty risque, don't you think? But those ribbons sure look fun to play with.
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>>701297366
That's weird, must be something else because I'm definitely not cute
>>701297480
Queen!
Good to see you
I always like reading up on your other conversations
>All dom guys have to die
Perhaps I shouldn't anymore
How you holding up?
>>701297783
Suicide pact?
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>>701297691
No, continue. I'll just have to read everything twice for a bit until I calm down a bit more and this painful headache goes away.

>>701297147
<3

>>701297739
Where did we leave off? Was it colors or music genres?
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still here


and
>>701296821
nothing playing rust


also other tomoko do you have a pic of tomokos ears? i havent seen any
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Ice claim!

Hello friends!
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>>701298322
Not official, I'll keep looking for you.
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>>701297889
>Implying letting a weaker human being like a woman the size of a building eat you and crush you isnt edgy
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>>701298268
I don't follow. I was just referencing CREAM.
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Here's a tease.
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>>701298253
They're just for looking at. They don't hold anything on.
Or maybe you just mean you want to play with the holes below them?
Pervert.
>>701298294
Nah don't worry about it. You're having a bad day, i'd rather work to accommodate you rather than the reverse.
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Bully the ear
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Here you go, an official ear.
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>>701297360
Sounds like something a NEET might say to excuse his failures in life, but who knows, perhaps I've already been moulded beyond repair.
Don't know why I would mention Trump, American politics don't interest me in the slightest.
In the end I don't really care about conspiracy theories, they're a huge waste of time and in the end none of it really matters.
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>>701298241
>Sabaton
MAH NIGGAH.
>Saluto
>Nex Alea
>LA is burning
>Denique
>Inrerimo
>So-Cal has fallen
>>701298564
>>701297889
How about both of you are behaving like giant fucking faggots and should shut up and leave other people's fucked up kinks alone?
>>701298476
Got any cookie dough?
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>>701297844
why? makes no sense. my fav giantess story are kids being killed by the giant actually, women killing kids is a big turn on for me. but at the end of the day none of it matters. no sense in getting worked up about it, hurting people shouldn't hurt you.

>>701298071
ive done dorm life it sucked hard. "every day you hear oh do you get to partys and drink huhuhuhuh you are so lucky". im close enough to get thier and live a home.

>>701298246
sounds fun also im not looking forward to social stuff.

>>701298268
hey yuno im ok are you a dom if so its ok, I like you. im ok just ignore my arguments. how are you?

>>701298564
no because im not trying to bother someone you are
>weaker human being
not all the time depends on the girl and the guy
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>>701298268
No I swear I have medical records to back it up
>Even if I haven't seen a doc in years
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"You're in too deep with the memes, Anon." says your Waifu, giving you a glare that seems borderline hostile.
Her simple words convey so much meaning. They seem awfully profound to you; the way what she said sounds more like a command than a statement only excites the sound waves further as they penetrate your ears, refusing to mix with the sounds of your giggling at memes, instead completely overpowering those small noises and crushing the meager spirit of your laughter.
The air became warm, and your stomach cold. Time stopped. She made you feel so much with an 8-word sentence, and only now did you start thinking about the song In Too Deep by Sum 41.
However, the sum of your Waifu's patience isn't 41, in fact, judging by her expression, it is much closer to 0. She's clearly waiting for you to say something, and is opening her mouth to do so in your place. You feel like you took that drug in Dredd, where time slows down, except you weren't falling off a building, you were just watching your Waifu pry open her merciless jaws, and you could see every particle of moisture that hopped around her mouth as she did so, and you could hear every crackle of saliva, the curling of her tongue, the ancient prayers of Egyptians, the beating of your own heart, the beating of your own soul, and the innards of alien minds from other realities. What the hell kind of thing, what terrifying, scathing remark could she muster up next? There was no way you could let her say another word about memes, for if you allowed any more words to be spoken, they were sure to either kill you, drive you mad, both, or something that can't even be expressed in writing. Your palms are sweating. Your mind is crunching into itself, and fuck does that even mean? This room is becoming your grave both quickly and slowly, for time has no concept as your head and heart pound, and every truth given by any living thing is crawling around in your brain.
...
How do you respond?
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Ear.

Swimsuit edition.
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Canon ear.
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>>701297824
Well I'm here for a good reason, would you like to know it?

>>701297769
Burning them? Setting them on fire or copying things onto them?

>>701297783
Not good, but in a few days I'll be much worse or much better.

>>701298253
No, college. My own laziness and my father's full schedule may cost me a lot of time.

>>701298294
That's no fair, how am I supposed to remember!?
I think I told you my colors were black and white, what were yours?

>>701298096
Sorry man, life does suck ass.
What's keeping you down? I'm in a shit situation too.
And I can't marry you, I'm waiting for someone I can love.
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>>701297691
Yep
All of me and you
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Can't remember if this is official or not, I think it is.

Want more?
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>>701298885
alright good for you man
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>>701298294
How are you doing tonight Laura?
>>701298834
WEW
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>>701299092
If today was a bad day, then tomorrow will be better.
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>>701298885
woman by nature are physically weaker.
Thats why they should stay with children while men are taking care of other things.
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>>701299141
I mean, I already have that one saved, but yes.
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>>701299092
No.
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I've been feeding your fetish instead of my Tomobro's?

The fuck Tomobro?
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>>701297844
Hi Ruby! ;)

>>701298879
Yes!
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>>701298322
Still being held captive by your 'friends'?
>>701298565
I don't follow either
Don't you want to kill yourself because shiro will never be real?
>>701298885
I was kidding but I'm glad you forgive my sexual preferences
For some reason I couldn't write that without smiling like an idiot
I've been okay, was feeling kinda under the weather today
What have you been up to?
>>701298938
Well queen did show up as well, maybe he is cute?
Because i am not, I've got some medical records for this as well
>That's a good thing right?
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>>701298885
Thats what I love about going back, you gonna slide in there with any girls??
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>>701298695
H-hey, isn't it so that pool wise the uncovered parts you can touch? At least it seems like a sensibile rule of thumb.
And there's nothing wrong with some pool play, so...

>>701299092
Hm, sounds like something you can overcome, though!
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>>701297360
ruby please

>>701299152
playing any games atm?

>>701299221
just stop please just stop you. dont know what this does to me. dont make my next three days a living hell, you gotta stop cause my next reply is going to be a lot worse.

>>701299485
lieing around also that sucks up late again I see
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>>701298509
i just thought of it last night. thanks
>>701298998
>>701298834
>>701299141
>>701299350
its not a fetish thought just hit me i didnt see any ears in any of my pics.
>>701299485
no but i do pay them some metal frags every now and then out of respect
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Well. Morning at work has been a bit of a letdown for me. Spent the last hour or so cleaning.
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>>701299485
No. I live for Shiro after all, why would I kill myself? This is what I was referencing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrsfJHLx5YA
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>>701299125
Sounds fun.
Good ol' literal circle jerk :^)
>>701299539
Oh?... Is that the rule you want to implement? Because i've seen your bikini. I'm sure this can be a two way street.
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>>701299659
Why?
Its a proven fact that men are stronger than woman
Its been in history for ages that woman stay back and take care of the children while man go to war
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>>701299695
Let it be known that Tomoko does indeed have ears. How else would she listen to her Deats?
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>>701296689
those feet

>>701299213
what are you wearing on your feet? are you in just socks again?

>>701299221
how did you come to that conclusion?

>>701299350
i don't see how you don't like feet at all

>>701299485
what if your waifu ended up being called Jeffers?
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>>701298132
What really amazes me is how so many people can get behind these "protest movements" and not realize that they themselves, on either side of it, are being manipulated.

The best way to control people is to convince them that there is an enemy, tell them they need your protection, and also convince them that it is necessary to surrender their freedom in exchange for safety.
>>701299478
Hey what's up
>>701299659
I'm not wrong though.
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>>701299893
It's Shiro's bodysuit.
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>>701299893
What are talking about?

I have a huge feet fetish. I think you might have be confused with the other Tomoko
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>>701299935
Oh not much, what about yooooooou?
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>>701300060
nice feet
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>>701299299
Are you sure? Wouldn't you like to know?

>>701299213
All I can do is hope. Hope and be sad :c

>>701299539
It's all down to luck and my father for now.

>>701298953
Politely ask her to stop.

>>701297877
pfdfd
نعم
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>>701299516
girls oh god man I went in to get my id card today and my need for girls was overwhelming seeing so many girls my age drove me crazy I dont know what im going to do

>this is not a horny thing btw

>>701299811
god damn it you just dont listen you damn sadist that is becasue that was the mind set back then a disgusting mindset of fools women are not all weaker than men for fuck sake it verys you had to do this you had to get me going you fucking sadist just like all the other humans you need to make people mad
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>>701299659
playing league you should get on
>>701299485
>queen confirmed cute
your doctor sucks
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>>701299762
Two faced mitten wearing retard is what shiro.
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>>701300212
No thanks.
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>>701300162
I wish I was this Shobon.
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>>701300076
Well I had no coffee today because the doctor thinks it's affecting my health, so I've been barely able to move at all today.
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>>701299659
It's alright I just took a 3 hour nap
>At 11 o'clock
Also just ignore that guy, he is clearly trying to bait a response out of you
>>701299695
Wait I'm not sure I follow, they gave you a guitar and you play heavy metal for them?
That's pretty hardcore
>>701299762
>Not wanting to die so you can finally be with your waifu
I think you're not feeling well are you?
Also I'm sure the song is quite good but I can't listen to it because I have no headphones lying around
>>701299893
I'm not sure I understand
>Jeffers
What does that even mean?
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>>701300272
No no no I know its not dude were all looking for one
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>>701299776
In this case there's no real way around borrowing one of yours. Stockings seem like cheating and that seems fair as well.
Of course no rule is meant to work only one way.
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>>701300364
Oh well that sucks. Do you like tea?
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>>701299092
I can't really say. Just depression. Everything seems to be kinda pale. Like different tones of white and black.
That's ok than I've Sachi already (>>701299125) but we can do it casual if you want
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>>701300379
it doesn't mean anything, you don't need to look too deeply into it. would you immediately look for a new waifu if yours changed its name to Jeffers, or would you keep your waifu with its new and unattractive name
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>>701298716
what
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>>701300457
Yes, but it isn't helping much. Besides, the main point was for me to limit my caffeine intake so I can't have very much coffee.
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rem get
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>>701299824
It is very well known. such a weird request but thanks again. also remembered this gif
>>701300379
no no i just give them tribute in honor of your friendship. I also just crafted a real shotgun so thats cool.
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>>701300455
asdfjkl;
I think that outfit is just fine.
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>>701300212
Don't be sad! It doesn't help! I can confirm this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIljy5_cWAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltN3fLFmTQ
>>701300279
I think you forgot an 'is'. So rude! How are you today Shino?
>>701300379
I'm feeling the best I've been in months, Yuno.
>>701300451
Hey you.
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>>701300646
Wew, forgot pic
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>>701300725
Picture.
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Last pic I'll post for a while, I'm going to copy/transfer pics off of my SD card to one of my flash drives so I can organize/rename my waifu pictures.


>>701298695
>I'd rather work to accommodate you rather than the reverse.
If I knew you in real life, we'd probably get along quite well. Because putting other people's needs and well-being before your own is what I like seeing other people, especially because I've been seeing it less and less as time goes on.

>>701299092
Blue and gold.

>>701299165
Not too good.
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>>701300725
Good how you.
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>>701300577
Names don't really mean shit to me, I'll just give her a cute nick. If she truly wants to be called Jeffers fine by me.
>People put too much emphasis on names
I've never been called by my real name by anyone other than my parents
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>>701300725
Heya friend!!!
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>>701300673
I'm actually surprised. I don't have many of her in her PE uniform, she has her hair tied back so I thought you'd see more of her ear, but that is not the case.
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>>701300900
I'm great, just watching some Mirai Nikki.
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Would you rather have:

a.) Two 100% black eyes, including the sclera.
b.) Two 100% white eyes.
c.) Two 10-watt eyes that glowed at 532 nm (a pure, green laser pointer color).
d.) Two shaven testicles in individual scrotums as eyes.
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>>701300646
>>701300768
Oh well, don't hurt yourself I guess. c:
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oh man my heart is pumping and the bees are back and my giggles why do you have to say these things im ok im ok

>>701300277
might hop on in a bit need to get discord working and my mind is not in a good spot atm

>>701300379
It just hurts so bad you dont understand ill never find happiness if what he says is true
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>>701299935
Basically. I don't believe in any of this crisis actor conspiracy theory bullshit. I believe the mass shootings are absolutely real. But I believe that they're being used as a tool for fear mongering instead of mourned as the tragedies they are and are being covered entirely too long and with entirely too much focus on the perpetrator, which actually exasperates the problem by giving them attention, which is often precisely the desired effect. The gubmint isn't engineering tragedies, but they are abusing existing ones to push agendas and that's just as bad. Sandy Hook. Columbine. Virginia Tech. Ecolle Polytechnique. All very real and horrible events. But instead of talking about the various mental health issues and other factors that influence these things, media would rather scream about how guns are the problem, and the government fucking loves it that way because it gives them an excuse to disarm the populace, the same way they use scary hate speech to take away their freedom of expression to prevent the spread of dissent. You can't take people's rights away by force. You have to make them give their rights up willingly, in exchange for false security.
>>701301159
Esdeath, what part of "keep talking to your psychiatrist" have you been fucking misinterpreting?
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>>701301037
How are you?
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>>701300303
Well why are you up then?

>>701300527
Do you have a telegram? You asked me before if I had anything, it's like whatsapp but better. Same exact thing as whatsapp.
I'm sorry that you see the world like that now, but you read manga and it's black and white, maybe that's why.

>>701300816
Those are nice colors, like a flag I know.
Seeya later.

>>701301094
A
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>>701301094
c
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>>701301159
alright well take it easy until you feel like playing
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>>701300272
I bet you are one of those cuck boys who would let a bitch watch as she fucks someone else and stomps your sissy dick.
You are disgrace to human race. You should kill yourself so there are les weak men on earth.
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>>701298879
Aw yiss.
Sorry didn't reply sooner
>Started having tech difficulties
>Had to be my own IT guy.
>>701299092
Copying stuff. Kek.
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>>701301470
ELVES GET WHAT ELVES DESERVE
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>>701301427
No cute Waifus tho. Just a Loli. I find her cute.
@OBambam
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>>701301094
any of them but D
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>>701301427
Because i can.
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>>701301051
this one has a little bit
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>>701300816
Nice to know basic empathy gets me such high praise.
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>>701300673
Oh I see, sorry for my ignorance of the game
Kek I always love how that game makes it able to craft shit like that our of stones and wood basically
Is a shotgun going to be as strong as it sounds?
>>701300725
Okay then, that's a good sign
I'm happy for you
So school did you good?
>>701300277
>Almost forgot again
Fuck me and my sleepyness
Yea my doc is pretty horrible, he tried to remove my appendix but dropped it
>>701301159
Dude calm down
Play some games it's gonna be okay
Theres someone out there for everyone, I truly believe this.
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>insert generic (You) bait here
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>>701301427
see >>701300725
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>>701301606
My personal take on why ears are so rare in WataMote: They are a bitch and a half to draw and if they are anatomically disproportionate or misplaces people will get triggered.
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>>701301427
Did everything work out today dude?
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>>701301518
>2016
>not setting your discs on fire
come on fam

>>701301584
But you can also go to sleep and get rest, why don't you do that?
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>>701301799
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>>701301842
Go to sleep.
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>>701301790
you have testicle eyes
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>>701301842
Because i dont want to?
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>>701301361
Im doing alright how are you???

>>701301790
o
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>>701301790
Idiocracy
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>>701301679
its a waterpipe shotgun. actually hit a guy from about 100 meters. didnt kill him but it can hit that far so yeah.
>>701301825
i havent actually looked at the other characters just noticed that Tomokos ears were not in a lot of pics,
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>>701301790
No shit Sherlock
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>>701301297
I am havent sen him in a while he knows when people say woman are weaker than men I get bad I dont want it to be true and if it is Im going to off myself

>>701301470
I DONT LIKE CUCK also why is everyone a fucking crazy person who likes seeing people in pain thought that was a bad thing or am I missing somethings why cant you just fucking stop

>>701301679
they just keep fighting me I cant stay here ill be back in a bit
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>>701301094
C
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>>701301679
It did me fine. I think it's my antidepressants making me happy.
>>701301957
I'm great.
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>>701301297
Well, of course. I don't believe these tragedies are fake, because human nature does mean that some people want to kill others.

I've just noticed that the way everything is presented in the media and by the government is melodramatic and selective.
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>>701302014
WataMom got them ears. BUT NO FUCKING NAME. Series is almost 3 years old and this beautiful woman is still just called "WataMom"
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>>701302080
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>>701301923
Oh yeah. When are you teaching me about the boat sex?
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>>701301679
Are there saws and shit hanging around his office?
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>>701302096
hello shiro, your waifu kinda scares me. women in general scare me though. i have a deep hatred towards all females.
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>>701302235
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>>701302214
NTR and cuckold is a shit tier fetish.
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>>701302096
good to hear!
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>>701301427
I'm not leaving, I'm just going to multitask. Plus if I don't use pictures for a while, other conversations will last a bit longer.

>>701301626
I grew up around lots of rude people, but I didn't turn out like them.

>>701301830
Read >>701296853

>Laura.
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>>701302080
Arent you the one who also liked seeing people in pain by getting crushed you cuck
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>>701301830
It didn't, my father was slow on the payments and the weekend is here.
Time will tell how it goes from here on, it's all up to luck.
Sorry I didn't say hi, your filenames were different. That one is usually called hi.png

>>701300725
Ah, I'll try not to be. I got my own set of music for now to relax and get me ready to sleep.

>>701301923
That's a good point, up to you then.

>>701301906
no u
show yourself.
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>>701302471
I refuse.
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>>701302397
That's not NTR though.
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>>701302554
>>701302554
>>701302554
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>>701302014
That's pretty far, well you'll probably kill him before he can reach you
Sounds broken to me
>>701302080
It's okay dude I understand
Later
>>701302096
Oh okay, I'm a bit less of a fan of that
But I'm not here to throw my medicine bullcrap over everyone's faces
Did you finish mirai Nikki?
>>701302246
Just some bloody meat cleavers and intestines
But he is the only one here who uses morphine afterwards so I sorta need him

>Yuno
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>>701302183
it is odd. i dont recall a name every being mentioned either
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