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>>701296627

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>701302557
Well give me a hint then
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>>701302265
I suppose she can be spooky. But I love her.
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>>701302631
Bully bully bully!
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>>701302358
Is that a no?
>>701302440
You're worried about it getting wet?
That's... going to happen.
It's a swimsuit. Or most of one.
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>>701302650
No.
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"You're in too deep with the memes, Anon." says your Waifu, giving you a glare that seems borderline hostile.
Her simple words convey so much meaning. They seem awfully profound to you; the way what she said sounds more like a command than a statement only excites the sound waves further as they penetrate your ears, refusing to mix with the sounds of your giggling at memes, instead completely overpowering those small noises and crushing the meager spirit of your laughter.
The air became warm, and your stomach cold. Time stopped. She made you feel so much with an 8-word sentence, and only now did you start thinking about the song In Too Deep by Sum 41.
However, the sum of your Waifu's patience isn't 41, in fact, judging by her expression, it is much closer to 0. She's clearly waiting for you to say something, and is opening her mouth to do so in your place. You feel like you took that drug in Dredd, where time slows down, except you weren't falling off a building, you were just watching your Waifu pry open her merciless jaws, and you could see every particle of moisture that hopped around her mouth as she did so, and you could hear every crackle of saliva, the curling of her tongue, the ancient prayers of Egyptians, the beating of your own heart, the beating of your own soul, and the innards of alien minds from other realities. What the hell kind of thing, what terrifying, scathing remark could she muster up next? There was no way you could let her say another word about memes, for if you allowed any more words to be spoken, they were sure to either kill you, drive you mad, both, or something that can't even be expressed in writing. Your palms are sweating. Your mind is crunching into itself, and fuck does that even mean? This room is becoming your grave both quickly and slowly, for time has no concept as your head and heart pound, and every truth given by any living thing is crawling around in your brain.
...
How do you respond?
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>>701301518
In our dreams...
>>701301528
>REMOVE KNIFE EARS
>>701302142
In the extreme. You never hear about it when a civilian prevents or ends a shooting, never hear about it when being armed saves someone's life. These leftist faggots just love to leave out long emergency response times and general incompetence and fuckery. And I say this shit as a liberal.
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STOP RIGHT THERE WEEABO SCUM! YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!
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>>701302690
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>>701302214
>>701302457
someone honestly has to tell me why everyone has turned into a sadistic psycho now a days
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>>701302724
Please
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If dubs, post feet.
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>>701302014
That's pretty far, well you'll probably kill him before he can reach you
Sounds broken to me
>>701302080
It's okay dude I understand
Later
>>701302096
Oh okay, I'm a bit less of a fan of that
But I'm not here to throw my medicine bullcrap over everyone's faces
Did you finish mirai Nikki?
>>701302246
Just some bloody meat cleavers and intestines
But he is the only one here who uses morphine afterwards so I sorta need him
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>>701302855
Why?
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>>701302720
Well..
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>>701301842
Kek, I need them for music I can't burn them
>Yet.
>>701302741
Tru. So whats up yo?
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>>701302855
I bet it's Hand.
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>claimed
>>701302741
It's information manipulation to an extreme level.
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still here


and


>>701302912
i dont think it hurt him that much
>>701302183
it is odd. i dont recall a name every being mentioned either
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>>701302912
It helps me though. I'm almost finished with it, on episode 20.
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>>701302740
I'm sure >>>/s4s/ would love your story.
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Hopefully work picks up soon. This is just horrible

>Ive eaten 3 hash browns and thinking of eating a second pancake
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>>701302943
Well?
Teach me? Or no?
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>>701302797
And someone needs to tell me why has everyone turned in to a weak male cuck like you
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>>701302922
Because I want to know, please

>>701302782
Karen is a sweet, innocent and pure soul who would never lie, don't accuse me of such a thing.
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>>701303044
One day she will get a name. Just need to be patient.
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Claimed.
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>>701303145
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>>701302740
Life is a meme, love. Everything around us is, by definition, a meme, even language. Its not a matter of being too, deep, and besides, we both know I'm a memeologist, its my job to study them!
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Trying this again.

>>701301427 (Karen)
I'm not leaving for the night anytime soon, I'm just going to multitask. Plus if I don't use pictures for a while, other conversations will last a bit longer.

>>701301626 (Shizuru)
I grew up around lots of rude people, but I didn't turn out like them.

>>701301830 (Shino)
Read >>701296853 (Karen)

>Laura.
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>>701303121
Eat it faggot, you won't!
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>>701302740
"Call an ambulance. The stuff is hitting hard"
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>>701300816(Laura)
What's wrong cutie? :(
>sorry I went afk
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>>701303135
Thats too lewd.
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>>701303149
you are insane you no that to know someone is clearly bothered and just keep going how do you the fact that you live is disgusting what did I do to you? do you need to be this way to feel good? do you feel good walking around knowing you hurt someone?
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>>701303189
No. Go to sleep.
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I'll be on for a bit, then I'll leave.

Holy shit it's my last day in my parent's house, then I'm off to living in a dorm

>>701303121
Do it man, what do you have to loose?

>>701303149
That looks very uncomfortable

>>701303145
Is finger still rip?

>>701303135
Loli boat butt lover!

>>701303307
Hey renge

>>701303081
Ay shiro
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>>701303201
the last one her mother was in was the time she gave Tomoko money and she spent it on lunch right?
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>>701303330
i see you!

>>701302968
Well he should tell me then

>>701303518
What should I do for you to tell me?

>>701302740
I get into the fetal position and wait till it stops.
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>>701303537
Exciting. Roommate?

>>701303307
ren
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>>701303511
>you are insane you no that to know someone is clearly bothered and just keep going how do you the fact that you live is disgusting what did I do to you? do you need to be this way to feel good? do you feel good walking around knowing you hurt someone?

Are.

You.

Serious?
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>>701302797
>implying I wasn't a sadistic bastard to begin with
>>701302967
Shit all. Wanting guns more everyday. Trying to lose weight. The usual crap.
>>701303006
Essentially! They're not LYING, per-say, but they're certainly not telling the whole truth. The media doesn't talk about the positive side of gun ownership because sport shooters, fudds, home-defense and stopping shooters aren't exciting/tear-jerking/scary enough to be entertaining. The government likes it because it's convenient for them.
>>701303537
Heya.
>"That looks uncomfortable."
That's the point. Who doesn't like watching them squirm~?
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>>701303511
is it better knowing that you are a cuck who likes it when a weaker human being crushes them
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>>701303537
Heyo Fran, how's it going?

>>701303686
Yuuko

>>701303663
Wow what a faggot
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>>701303537
Hello Fran. How are you?
>>701303307
Lovely.
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>>701303044
Oh crap, what actually is the strongest weapon? Is there like a damage graph or you just try them out and see what kills faster?
>>701303081
I know they do but there's a lot more to it than that.
Oh shit well good luck then I got hit with some serious feels after the end
>Mostly because it was over
>>701303149
You don't seems to get what cuck means
>>701303330
Is that a cutie?
>>701303537
Doesn't even picture of female gentiles look uncomfortable to you?
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>>701303238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPYcFQxsKlQ

>>701303537
Yes.
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>>701303322
Well that's a good thing at least. Glad you turned out better than your surroundings. That kind of thing is kind of rare.
>>701303504
Got it. You're too pure to explain the birds and the boats to me.
>>701303537
Hello slanderous Fran. How're you?
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>>701303638
I think so. We have seen even less of WataDad.

The life of a salaryman.

>WataDad has even less time in the manga but managed to get a voice before Komiyama.

KOTOMI FAGS BTFO
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>>701303649
Why does it bother you so much?
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>>701303915
I mean its more like boats and admirals.
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>>701302809 [yuno]
Oh it's a great doc then
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>>701303863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw_YJr0KLhM
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>>701303330
>you won't
Words you should have learned to regret

>>701303827
Hello beautiful, what's going on?

>>701303915
>rattle
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>>701304069
I'm intoxicated
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Claimed.
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>>701303330
I have to cook it first.
>>701303537
A pancake that could go to a serve. If we do all day breakfast today.
>>701303307
Nyanpasu~
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>>701304024
Because I'd like to see who I'm thanking for looking out for me.
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>>701303649
Hi Karen!
>Good god I stil feel tired.

>>701303823
Dongpasu.

>>701303844
Nope!

>>701304069
And why is that?
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>>701303694
100% how do you not get that look he still is going he cant stop because he is crazy>>701303818

>>701303844
um im still here I prefer waifus company I need to get it out and arguments the only way I know is akame here aswell?
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>>701304063
talk to me please
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>>701303114
I'll take this insult as a compliment.
>>701302797
Don't worry, it will all make sense.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11088676
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>>701304049
Euphemisms aside, teach me the boat sex!
>>701304069
>Rattle rattle
Hello Renge. What's up? Drunk?
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>>701303844
I don't think I'll get that. It's quite forgettable when about all of the diary holders have such simple personalities, it's insulting. It's still enjoyable though, just not good. I doubt I'm going to give it higher than a 6/10.
>>701304069
Watching some Mirai Nikki. How about you?
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>>701304220
yeah my man I was just saying take it easy until you feel like getting on league
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>>701303686
Yeah, he seems cool. Another outdoorsy person

>>701303753
~~I'd rather be the one squirming~~

>>701303823
>>701303827
I'm fine, just spooked and nervous

>>701303844
Just sorta wierd

Is this (You know) or my sempai?

>>701303863
RIP

>>701303915
Spooked

>>701304154
So just eat it!
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>>701304187
just go to sleep already
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>>701304220
You torture animals and are a self labeled "Sadist."

You'll get no sympathy from me.

Sucks to have a dose of your own medicine, doesn't it?
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>>701304115
How come cutie?
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>>701303844
anything automatic or a rifle are really strong usually.
>>701303938
i can only think of that one time.
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>>701304399
You'll be good man.
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>>701304195
Why are you tired? I forgot.
I'm going to sleep myself soon.
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>>701304195
I'm already getting drunk, the chances of the dongening part 2 are getting higher as we speak

>>701304154
Nyanpasu, what's up Rory?

>>701304327
Playing some civ v with a couple dudes. How's the show?

>>701304399
Spooked?

>>701304452
Probably because I drank alcohol
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>>701304399
Oh? Any particular reason?
>Shizu
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>>701302720
Yes.. sort of, except they're white and not the right fabric.
But it's not a huge problem I guess..
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>>701304452
You're not allowed to call Renge 'cutie'.
>>701304537
Enjoy, I've heard it's quite good. It's enjoyable, not very good though.
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>>701304466
Characters who got a voice BEFORE Komiyama:

Tomoko
Tomoki
Yuu
Kii-chan
Kii-chan's mother
WataMom
WataDad
Dickey-chan
Dickey-chan's Friend
PE Teacher
All of her Class mates
A OVA Original Character

Komiayama Fags on Suicide Watch
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>>701304537
Is there a reason for the drinking? Or just having fun
>>701304640
Why not :( everyone is my cutie here
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>>701304537
Being currently bored at work.
>>701304399
No all day breakfast. I might just eat it.
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>>701304834
Because, my shipmate.
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>>701304063
Yea, plus he is called annakin so I can't not like the guy
>He might have killed some children but meh
>>701304195
So it is!
Had a good sleep?
>>701304220
Oh okay, well I can't really help you ignore those guys so that's on you
Plus I answer pretty slow so apologies
You up to anything?
>>701304327
I understand I won't kill you for it
But I dunno it just really spoke to me for some reason, I realise it had its flaws but the first time hearing the into I was already in love with it I can't be unbiased about it
>>701304399
Look at filenames
>Woke up about an hour ago
>>701304466
Oh that's kinda lame
Well are they at least hard to craft?
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Good night everyone.

>>701304423
I will now, good night dude, thanks.
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>>701304494
Probably, I have been to summer camp a lot, so I guess I could take care of myself

>>701304537
>>701304571
I'm moving to college tomorrow

>>701304841
Exactly, go for it

>>701304967
I thought you would still be asleep

Pls don't bully
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>>701304519
Just woke up. I'm always tired just waking up.

>>701304537
Oh fuck no, don't you dare! I'll like, not look this time!

>>701304967
It is not, I'm not cute!
Ehhh, it was so-so at best. Really need to take a shower.
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>>701304983
Don't wake up
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>>701304306
Well..
When an admiral and a boat like each other..
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>>701304301
you zapped away some of my anger by confusing me with that straw pol

>>701304424
im not a sadist technically a masochist actually the more you hurt me the more I want to hurt others so try being nice

>>701304967
I just want you to talk to me and im fine just lieing here
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>>701304967
he's the chosen one
>>701303511
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>>701304295
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>701303753
I held an enfield yesterday and I REALLY want it now
>Tfw no money yet
But the nice part is I can get it soon probably.
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>>701304967
I feel ya on the can't be unbiased part. I fucking love Non Non Biyori. The first OP is gold. And I mean, Minene, Yuno, and Yukiteru all are pretty good characters, but other than that, it's pretty not good character wise.
>>701304983
Goodnight.
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Well, I'm off to watch some anime.

Hopefully I die in my sleep tonight.
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>>701305426
o good hi
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>>701304983
Night Karen.

>>701304306
>teach me the boat sex!
Why are you in such a hurry.

>>701305370
>just one boat
Please stick to the facts.
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I just want to cuddle her
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>>701304834
Just for fun and also because life is mostly ass and it's a lot more pleasant when you have a buzz going

>>701304841
When's your shift up?

>>701304640
I guess the enjoyable part is what matters, right?

>>701304594
Hey there Tsuzu, what's up?

>>701305142
Sounds like a pretty solid time to me

>>701305216
You can't ignore my girth :^)
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I wonder how long these guys are gonna hang out with us today.
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>>701302740
Hohohoho! Cheer up, mai waifu! Have the nice present and the good time nostalgia feeling! The best!

>I rip off my clothes so fast it makes a sonic boom
>The schanz is erect and the waifu is bent over
>I go to town on my waifu's booty in the butt, and the anus

Ooooooohhhh yeeeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of Darth Vader having the powreful ograsm)

>I edgeaculate with majesty and power
>The rich seamin shoots into my waifu's brain and drowns her bad mood
>I defecate regally and grunt with masculine power

Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
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>>701305716
Its easier to explain with just one.
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>>701305642
animal abusing psychopath, go back to the fluffy thread you fucking scum
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>>701305142
Ahh i see. Well not much to do about that one.
>>701305370
I feel like this isn't going to be a productive conversation... But carry on.
>>701305716
Hurry? I've been looking forward to this all day.
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>>701304399
That's right, isn't it~?

QOTT: Yourself aside, who has best waifu?
>tossup between Galil, Yuno and whoever inevitably claims Revy
>>701305435
The Enfield is a nice rifle. Effective out to 500m, will take any dogshit ammo you feed it as long as it's .303 Brit, lightweight for a battle rifle, and the fastest bolt action known to man. It has this neat little thing where you don't have to move your face and change your sight picture every time you cycle it.
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>>701304925
You're also my cutie, is that unacceptable?
>>701305216
Mako <3
>>701305747
I feel the same way, but my liver seems to be bad
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>>701305742
Go ahead man

>>701305747
Yeah, I can't wait to start classes

>>701305894
I'll be less spooked tomorrow hopefully
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>>701305142
Yea some asshole was running his engine outside
I slept enough today though I'll survive
>>701305216
Eh it's probably because of the heat, I know it bothers me a lot when I try to sleep
Take a cold one, it's really good for waking up and good for the skin
>>701305422
Well that's what I'm doing
Anything particular you wanna talk about?
>>701305426
I just hope he doesn't accidentally forgets his lightsaber isn't his scalpel again
>I wont be getting that leg back
>>701305440
Well I guess we can agree on that
Tbh I quite disliked Deus, not only his art was weird he was kinda meh for a god to me


>This new spammer is cracking me up
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>>701305642
what's good
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>>701305951
The closest thing I can get to a real answer to the question is Kyoko.
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>>701305747
Not always.
>>701305951
Already a Revy claimer. Emi.
>>701306006
Yes.
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>>701305814
kek
The Schwanz reign
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>>701302554
:3
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>>701305894
They have sex.
The end.
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>>701304306
>>701305894
I told you to rub it's stern and then shoot it!

>>701305747
You ain't Gary mother giving Oak, I very well can!

>>701306006
Hello~

>>701306051
>Cold showers
Noooope!

>Be back, gunna go take that shower now.
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>>701305951
Yeah basically that
>MMM boi its tasty.
Felt really good, good wood too.
>gave me wood tbh.
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>>701306309
O my! My me! Self is mine! O me and O him! 25! 6! Fucker Fear! Youngster Yellow!
Yes, he is true! No! True it is be for it! O he a fucker! O he young! More death than anyone! It's a symbolism! Have him not live, have him have. Regular death. Suffered worse. Think as more!
O, it's Fear!
O, it's a plague!
It taunts! Yes it does, and the assault on pride is the most torturous aspect of this cursed eon of agony! How can you feel? How would you even?! Yellow is fear, and know that! He isn't me! He isn't blue! I've been long as long yet he's been long as short. Just as true being love for love while love for hate, but other side!
Get him away!
Is it A?
Is it a remnant?!!
Make a puzzle!
Form with effort and mind!
I love corners!
They bring me, and I've done wrong. Kill.

oh fuck, oh shit, oh damn, oh hell, oh man, oh boy, oh god, oh lord oh frick, oh crap, oh darn, oh heck, oh snap, oh yeah, oh no.
O, he's the smoothest!
O, he slips!
O, he slithers, and O, he goes about, sliding like a worm!
Imagine zero.
Imagine atoms!
How can he smooth?
How ca-
...
FUCK CAN!! HAA-HA?? HA, I WON'T DO IT!!
...
he is mad taste how mad
listen to him swear like this he is a vulgar one
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>>701306330
hate to break it to you, but you're fucking retarded
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