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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>701246346
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
>>701262915
Fug
Calamity-masu'd
Penny Claim
>We had a bomb threat at school
>They evacuated
>Nothing happened but we all got to go home early
>K and I got MC D's on the way home.
Today was a good day
>I didn't even know there was a bomb threat until the receptionists were packing up to evacuate
I was like
>"Where are you guys going?"
>"Theres a bomb or something, we gotta evac."
>"Oh."
>MFW I was just playing fucking Pokemon Emerald.
>Mfw other thread BTFO.
So whats up?
Guess the mods don't like SANIC
>>701262924
>is actually slow as fuck
Hey friends
>>701262915
>>701262924
fucking tryhards... always trying to get first, you're really pissing me off
Claimed
>>701262596 (shiro)
So I have heard, first time?
Watching the sub or dub?
>Claim
Cirno claim
>>701262971
nice feet
>>701263012
Caring about that is pretty sad tbh
>>701263012
I'm not even trying.
>>701262868
mandatory uta claim
>>701262574
am i one of the ones you expected it from?
it wasn't complete shit, it was just, well...
its was shit, ok, i cant lie very well.
the guitarist was out and the drums had no consistency
>>701263041
First time, sub. Episode 17, still good.
>>701262868
MODS MODS MODS THIS KIDS 15!!!
>>701262960
*steals*
Claimed
>>701263175
Well fuck. Attempt #2.
>>701263081
>not even trying
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT! I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR FUCKING ITALIAN SHIT SHACK FAPPING WITH ONE HAND AND CLICKING REFRESH WITH THE OTHER!
Tsumugi is mine!!!!!!
Hello
D.Va
>>701263239
Wew lad.
Bet you woke up your neighbors with that cacophony you evoked out of your keyboard.
Yeah, so.
Everyone was afraid of him, that's why he was so respected. I'm not that much of a patriotic guy, I just like to learn history, or new things in general, so I can keep evolving, I guess.
There is nothing intresting in being a violent guy who kills people for fun. He was like 4chan personified
>>701263086
I'm only smoking bud, is the most common drug to find in here. Never done shrooms, but I am kind of curious.
>>701263081
that pic reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii4knbtL8
i think you know why
>>701263341
>>701261751
That's what I would have expected from many people in here but it's good to know you stay composed when someone make you listen to utter shit
>>701263111
Oh damn then you're in for a ride.
The sub is the best so good choice
>Checked
You make me want to watch it again.
>>701263307
Fuck off. She's too pure for any fucker here, me included.
>>701263332
YOU BET I FUCKING DID! I WANNA JUST SCREAM MY RAGE AT THAT FIRE-CROTCHED BITCH "I'm not even trying" OH FUCKING SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUP
>>701262960
Steal attempt #3
You're waifu is a filament of your imagination.
>>701263337
can be fun, just have to be in a good mood otherwise you will have a bad trip and that's not fun.
>>701263453
>
>>701263086
>>701263651
>filament
a slender thread-like object or fibre, especially one found in animal or plant structures.
wrong word m8y boi
try figment
>>701263081
Nice damage control. Your ancestors must be proud.
Survive war, famine and disease so you can claim kyouko and click refresh on the catalog and get first post everyday.
>>701262973
Is just some guy who deleted the thread, stop blaming everything on mods, is immature.
>>701263061
>>701263792
>stop blaming everything on mods
No.
>>701262960
Steal attempt #4
>>701263784
>>701263668
Thanks for the kind advice.
Unfortunately, I must leave. I hope you have a nice trip, in both senses.
Bye-bye.
Lil bitch is mine
>>701263668
>woops my bad
I don't know you very well so I couldn't tell but I'm glad you're not like that.
Mia putos!!!!
>>701264168
I will never understand why people still pick tsunderes.
Kuu > Literally Any Other Dere Possible > Yan > Shit > Tsun
>>701264097
fuck off
>>701263803
>>701264097
cya.
enjoy your time doing what ever you must.
>>701264212
like what?
a lier?
yea i hate lier's.
>>701264270
Nice waifu, but don't call me a bitch you damn womanlet.
>tfw Tomoko is like, 140cm
Claimed.
Why is Chen geting so much hate?
so Rem is getting banned just for posting Rem.
this is what they send to him. ten times today already.
>>701264808
Because he tells the truth.
>>701264447
Yeah but also someone who would have gone like "It's shit shit shiiiiiiiiit" without backing their opinion with actual facts like you did
>>701264808
Chen shitposts then proceeds to damage control stating im not a shitposter im just a jerk
I wish he would kill himself
>>701264372
>Rattles
>>701265157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LfU1f7evA
>>701265145
i'm a critic, i cant do that.
its the same reason i hate all my art.
>>701265189
>rattle rattle
>>701264808
he doesn't. Shiro gets the most hate
>>701265655
dubs confirm it
>>701265362
>Rattle rattle rattle
>>701265655
Crocodile tears :''''''(
>>701264808
Because he thinks that everyone besides him is stupid
>>701265345
ooh what kind of art do make? Do you live off it?
>>701265362
>>701265786
So noisy.
>>701264808
I wish he would have marry me already
>>701265786
>Rattle rattle rattle rattle
>>701265855
don't mind us me just rattling
>>701265655
Shiro just gets hate for being a edgelord though
>>701265855
Well you're doing part of it.
>>701265985
>RATTLES
>>701266060
That's Esdese
Shiro is underaged b&
>>701265826
kinda hard not to live off it considering im a tattoo artist.
i also paint and draw in my spare time.
and i write music (if you would call that art).
but these extra's are for me and me only, i don't paint for others, i paint because i am struggling to put something into words.
i don't write music to evoke an emotion in others, i write music to remind myself i have these emotions.
this may be a little hard to understand.
am i coming across correctly or are you confused?
Claimed.
>>701264584
a cute
>>701263239
>>701263787
>>701265985
>>701266080
We do have a point, I just can't stop myself from rattling.
>rattles
One of the posters in this thread is secretly a kitty. A demon kind of kitty, that will try to eat the planet, or whatever bullshit.
I've dropped some milk, twine, model helicopters, and foot fetish doujins on the floor. There's no way they can resist that stuff. It's just a matter of time before they reveal themselves...
>>701266080
>SELTTAR
>>701266561
(・ω・)
senpai
>>701266594
Nice damage control fgt
>>701266830
Me always has points, that's what me likes about me
>>701265985
>>701266830
>Rattle rattle
>>701266250
I kinda get you. What kind of music comes out of this?
anyone here go on /mu/
>>701266561
Hey.
>>701266993
4 u
(・ω・)
>>701267082
/mu/ is infested with gay bands called kpop
>>701266883
Any minute now...
>>701267003
classical, blues, rock, metal, jazz.
whatever i need really.
i learned to play many instruments due to this.
i would rather not list all the things i can play, as i intend to widen my ability as humanly possible.
so me telling you now will be useless in the future.
whats not understood?
i'm willing to elaborate.
>>701267131
Hello, hello.
>>701267227
i keep getting banned on mobile cause some guy on there and im wondering if anyone can explain what he does to get banned
>>701266996
>rattle rattle rattle rattle I'm 100% rattle
>>701266883
>No fish
Try harder.
>>701267522
How are you?
>>701266883
do you think the demon may be misinformed about the deal we made with satan?
im sure a simple talk will solve this problem
>>701267623
>Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle
>I'm 200% rattle!
>>701267657
Of course I included the fish, I just made sure not to mention it, because it was a species of fish that only demon kitties can see, and now you're eating it, so I know you're the demon kitty, gotcha!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>701267690
Sleepy.
You?
>>701267833
Oh, Rattle Rattle Rattle!
I don't wanna' leave Seattle, oh no no no no no!
...
Fuck, I can't think of any more rhymes.
>>701267846
If only demon kitties can see it, why can you tell i'm eating it?
You're a mecha-demon kitty!
>>701267894
Boat
>>701268005
I am quite good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIljy5_cWAo
>>701268200
>why can you see it
I'm a God you dip, I surpass concepts such as 'only.'
>>701268340
Whoopsies, wrong image, forget you saw that.
>>701267516
It must be amazing being able to shape what's on your mind. Is there any way I could get a little peek at what you do?
>>701268005
Heyo~ how goes it?
>>701268396
>>701268340
A SPY!
>>701268450
Bitch, I will take control of your mind and force you to give me the most exquisite bellyrub in history if you don't shut up about this cat nonsense.
Pic unrelated, It's me, The Waifu Machine, it's not me as a cat, since I only had one cat image in that folder.
>>701268698
FUCK HOW CAN THAT EVEN HAPPEN
>>701268122
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle my.. my body is rattle
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattling has no brake pedal
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle like when your bones don't settle
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle this is now a rap-battle
>>701268340
I won't.
I'm on to you.
Greatest Waifu
Was there for me when no one else was...
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>701268200
Golden eye prostitute loli daddy slut boat butt lover
>>701268416
Just waking up, watched the entirety of Sharkboy and Lavagirl with some friends while listening to Nickleback last night.
What's going on in your world?
(・ω・)
>>701264590
Oi guys, revive this thread
>>701268403
considering its all on paper and i haven't got a cam, it would have to be irl.
i guess i could get my broken mic out when i get back from this tour but i doubt anything will sound good due to it being broken for three years.
you could find me on tour since i have my strat with me and an amp.
though i would prefer you didn't take a record of what i present as i don't wish to be known for anything other than tattoo's.
i like the life i have now,
and while yes the chances of anyone other than myself thinking my creations are worth time are minimal there is still the chance that i would like to avoid.
though i guess showing one other would do no harm.
>>701268922
Eh? How'd daddy get added in there?
I specifically said i -wouldn't- do that...
>>701269018
try starting ww4 that might help
Ikaros claimed.
Miho claimed
>>701268922
>>701268927
>>701269226
>Hugs
>>701269226
ok daddy(・ω・)
>>701269342
Hi Miho. What's up?
>
>>701269077
Ooh where are you touring? And I totally respect the fact that you want to keep your things personal.
>>701269342
Miho-chan <3
>read filenames
>>701269342
A cute
>>701268927
We had a spooky bomb threat today
>But I'm certain it was some kid trying to get out of a test
So we evac'd and I got to go home early, and K got evac'd too because the schools are close and also because they'd usually do it just to be safe.
>We went and got Micky D's on the way home.
Today was a gud day.
>>701269457
whole of europe.
im in spain rn.
idk where i'm going next, ill ask my manager tomorrow.
(hopefully he wont bite my head off for skipping half of today)
>>701269645
None of those boards work for /waifu/
>No board works for /waifu/
Silly chicken nigger.
>>701269645
>implying spamming gore even works
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>701269226
Because
>>701269342
No.
>>701269645
What would gore do, chicken?
>>701269443
Nothing much havent been up long. Just kind of waiting for someone to get back to me about my game cube.
>>701269566
Your the other Yuuko?
>>701269678
C-Cute!
>
>>701269893
Kitty!
>>701269645
mfw people think dubs threads are better than waifu
>>701269702
Well, at least it's like a day off~.
Did a bomb squad show up?
>>701269645
/waifu/ is its own board, stop plebbing it up
also "niggers keep on posting gore, in return ill post some more~"
is a song lyric from a while back
>>701269963
Guess which one~
>>701269893
>daily space balls
>>701269678
>Filename
Not really. But she is super cute
>>701270121
Not mine....
>>701269893
>To bully you
Oh ok.
Well as long as you remember to teach me about the boat sex, all is good.
>>701269963
Wow, sleep for a long time, then?
>>701270217
>>701270121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWJ2A1D951M
>>701269566
This.
>>701270217
You disappoint me...
>>701270283
Hello Energy! .
>>701269738
Damn.. Then there's no chance I can catch you out there. Good luck on the road~
>>701270426
Don't worry, I'm here for you, lovely.
>>701269963
Did I fucking stutter?
>>701270202
>Not really
Implying
>But she is super cute
Correct implication
>>701270426
Hello! How goes it, eh... Normal Yuuko?
Evening everyone
Going to be a short night on here for me
Everyone doing good?
>>701270540
C-C-Cutie
>>701270426
Prove it.
>>701270540
Y-Yes.
>>701270445
u not in europe?
don't tell me your a sand nigger.
if your a fuckin sand nigger then you can eat a pigeon.
>>701270237
>boat sex
It's only allowed between boats.
Nuremberg laws and all. Gotta maintain racial purity.
Non-boats are only fit to be slaves I mean fairies.
>>701270047
Bomb squad, cops, swat team, whole team of people showed up
It was kinda spooky
>But hey I got off early so no complaints.
Plus nothing really happened.
>>701270540
A King must know her people and your a cute one
>>701270528
That's beauty
>>701270658
That's the best yuuko gif there is relish it.
Things are great. Lots of great people, it's hot as balls, i mowed my lawn, Shark boy and lava girl a shit.
Hope you have the best of days.
>>701270790
Pure sex
>>701271053
Thanks*
Shit
>>701271053
Correct. How was your day?
>>701270698
No.
>>701270790
No fuck off
>>701271050
King of what exactly? I didn't vote or you
>>701271163
B-But I think you're C-CCute
>>701270891
Don't worry I'm not a nignog. I'm an oversea frog.
>Which might not be better in the eyes of some..
>>701270666
cute satanic trips
>>701271163
Sassy.
>>701271053
Maybe.
>>701271163
>N-No f-f-fuck off
See right there.
>>701271163
King of the Britains. Have you not seen Monty Python :^)
>>701270996
Oooh, sounds cool. I think it would have stuck around, at a safe distance, just to gawk at their cool gear. (・ω・)
>>701271053
It really is!
Oh, I'm glad things are going well for you~.
It was so trash, I loved it.
I'm trying my best, thank you.
>>701270908
>slaves
Sex slaves, then? Still sex.
>>701271272
ah, your a bald eagle.
and i'm a robin.
>>701271103
Nothing too bad has happened to anyone so all is good.
What do you look forward to?
>>701271323
Yes
>>701271425
I watched birdemic 2 days ago.
I'm back. Kind of.
>>701271256
>CC
huh?
>>701271578
Oh my
>>701271653
Then what we do last night?
>>701271653
My run.
>>701271256
W-Well I t-thinkk you're r-r-retarded
>>701271295
Barely.
>>701271323
Miho please
Also, what is it that makes Miho so cute?
>>701271399
I love that you got that reference. I will travel with you as a knight of the round table if you can answer me this: How many coconuts can a swallow carry?
>>701271727
kek
>>701271425
I did for a bit, talked to one guy about the rifles and stuff they carried and the nice MP5K he had.
>Then I remembered K was getting out of school too
>So I went and picked her up
>And she was like
>"Who would threaten to bomb a school out here?"
>"Somebody who wants to piss off a bunch of rednecks and operators."
She laughed.
>Also one of the cops from a local station where the weapons aren't mandated was carrying an SR9 like I've got so we talked about that for a bit.
>Pretty cool day tbh.
There comes Fenris' twin
His jaws are open wide
The serpent rises from the waves
>>701271735
I mocked your inability to cut off your own head with a chainsaw.
>>701271879
What are you running from?~
>>701271910
Bunbun
>>701271884
Her eyes.
>>701271977
No, I'm jesus.
>>701271727
Y-you are also a c-cc-cutie
>>701271884
B-But im pretending to be r-r-rretarded
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>701269963
Still no.
>>701270121
Bug.
>>701270237
Fine.
>>701271977
My problems I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>701271884
i still cant believe he did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pt9SKXIVX8
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y792QL10Mgw&t=0s
>>701272058
thanks but im not fond of faggotry
>>701272089
Kitty!
>>701272043
Can you cure me?
>>701272189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMQ6wCujPQ
You may not like this now, but you will with time.
>>701271641
Almost there. Just a bit north of the land of the bald eagles
>>701271910
Jormungandr twists and turns
Mighty in his wrath
The eyes are full of primal hate
>>701271999
>checked
Trips confirm
>>701272058
Oh okay then it's fine
>>701272231
Pretty euphoric
Still not as good as /waifu/ sings
>>701271578
That's kinda undignified, don't you think?
And considering there's only a couple of hundred boats it's a pretty exclusive club.
I don't really know about the attrition rates.
>>701271723
You were hiding in my room, didn't you? I had a hard time to not sleep.
>>701271977
And?
>>701272359
I'm happier than I've been in months Yuuko, don't take me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltN3fLFmTQ
>>701272231
B-but i can c-cchange for you
>>701272419
Yay
So c-ccutie are you a ff-f-faggot?
