Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>We had a bomb threat at school
>Nothing happened but we all got to go home early
>K and I got MC D's on the way home.
Today was a good day
>I didn't even know there was a bomb threat until the receptionists were packing up to evacuate
I was like
>"Where are you guys going?"
>"Theres a bomb or something, we gotta evac."
>MFW I was just playing fucking Pokemon Emerald.
>Mfw other thread BTFO.
So whats up?
Guess the mods don't like SANIC
>is actually slow as fuck
So I have heard, first time?
Watching the sub or dub?
Caring about that is pretty sad tbh
mandatory uta claim
am i one of the ones you expected it from?
it wasn't complete shit, it was just, well...
its was shit, ok, i cant lie very well.
the guitarist was out and the drums had no consistency
>not even trying
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT! I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR FUCKING ITALIAN SHIT SHACK FAPPING WITH ONE HAND AND CLICKING REFRESH WITH THE OTHER!
Bet you woke up your neighbors with that cacophony you evoked out of your keyboard.
Everyone was afraid of him, that's why he was so respected. I'm not that much of a patriotic guy, I just like to learn history, or new things in general, so I can keep evolving, I guess.
There is nothing intresting in being a violent guy who kills people for fun. He was like 4chan personified
I'm only smoking bud, is the most common drug to find in here. Never done shrooms, but I am kind of curious.
that pic reminded me of this:
i think you know why
That's what I would have expected from many people in here but it's good to know you stay composed when someone make you listen to utter shit
Oh damn then you're in for a ride.
The sub is the best so good choice
You make me want to watch it again.
You're waifu is a filament of your imagination.
can be fun, just have to be in a good mood otherwise you will have a bad trip and that's not fun.
a slender thread-like object or fibre, especially one found in animal or plant structures.
wrong word m8y boi
>stop blaming everything on mods
Thanks for the kind advice.
Unfortunately, I must leave. I hope you have a nice trip, in both senses.
>woops my bad
I don't know you very well so I couldn't tell but I'm glad you're not like that.
I will never understand why people still pick tsunderes.
Kuu > Literally Any Other Dere Possible > Yan > Shit > Tsun
enjoy your time doing what ever you must.
yea i hate lier's.
Nice waifu, but don't call me a bitch you damn womanlet.
>tfw Tomoko is like, 140cm
so Rem is getting banned just for posting Rem.
this is what they send to him. ten times today already.
Yeah but also someone who would have gone like "It's shit shit shiiiiiiiiit" without backing their opinion with actual facts like you did
i'm a critic, i cant do that.
its the same reason i hate all my art.
ooh what kind of art do make? Do you live off it?
>Rattle rattle rattle rattle
don't mind us me just rattling
Well you're doing part of it.
kinda hard not to live off it considering im a tattoo artist.
i also paint and draw in my spare time.
and i write music (if you would call that art).
but these extra's are for me and me only, i don't paint for others, i paint because i am struggling to put something into words.
i don't write music to evoke an emotion in others, i write music to remind myself i have these emotions.
this may be a little hard to understand.
am i coming across correctly or are you confused?
We do have a point, I just can't stop myself from rattling.
One of the posters in this thread is secretly a kitty. A demon kind of kitty, that will try to eat the planet, or whatever bullshit.
I've dropped some milk, twine, model helicopters, and foot fetish doujins on the floor. There's no way they can resist that stuff. It's just a matter of time before they reveal themselves...
Nice damage control fgt
Me always has points, that's what me likes about me
I kinda get you. What kind of music comes out of this?
Any minute now...
classical, blues, rock, metal, jazz.
whatever i need really.
i learned to play many instruments due to this.
i would rather not list all the things i can play, as i intend to widen my ability as humanly possible.
so me telling you now will be useless in the future.
whats not understood?
i'm willing to elaborate.
>rattle rattle rattle rattle I'm 100% rattle
do you think the demon may be misinformed about the deal we made with satan?
im sure a simple talk will solve this problem
>Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle
>I'm 200% rattle!
Of course I included the fish, I just made sure not to mention it, because it was a species of fish that only demon kitties can see, and now you're eating it, so I know you're the demon kitty, gotcha!
Oh, Rattle Rattle Rattle!
I don't wanna' leave Seattle, oh no no no no no!
Fuck, I can't think of any more rhymes.
If only demon kitties can see it, why can you tell i'm eating it?
You're a mecha-demon kitty!
I am quite good.
>why can you see it
I'm a God you dip, I surpass concepts such as 'only.'
Whoopsies, wrong image, forget you saw that.
It must be amazing being able to shape what's on your mind. Is there any way I could get a little peek at what you do?
Bitch, I will take control of your mind and force you to give me the most exquisite bellyrub in history if you don't shut up about this cat nonsense.
Pic unrelated, It's me, The Waifu Machine, it's not me as a cat, since I only had one cat image in that folder.
FUCK HOW CAN THAT EVEN HAPPEN
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle my.. my body is rattle
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattling has no brake pedal
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle like when your bones don't settle
>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle this is now a rap-battle
Golden eye prostitute loli daddy slut boat butt lover
Just waking up, watched the entirety of Sharkboy and Lavagirl with some friends while listening to Nickleback last night.
What's going on in your world?
considering its all on paper and i haven't got a cam, it would have to be irl.
i guess i could get my broken mic out when i get back from this tour but i doubt anything will sound good due to it being broken for three years.
you could find me on tour since i have my strat with me and an amp.
though i would prefer you didn't take a record of what i present as i don't wish to be known for anything other than tattoo's.
i like the life i have now,
and while yes the chances of anyone other than myself thinking my creations are worth time are minimal there is still the chance that i would like to avoid.
though i guess showing one other would do no harm.
Eh? How'd daddy get added in there?
I specifically said i -wouldn't- do that...
Ooh where are you touring? And I totally respect the fact that you want to keep your things personal.
We had a spooky bomb threat today
>But I'm certain it was some kid trying to get out of a test
So we evac'd and I got to go home early, and K got evac'd too because the schools are close and also because they'd usually do it just to be safe.
>We went and got Micky D's on the way home.
Today was a gud day.
whole of europe.
im in spain rn.
idk where i'm going next, ill ask my manager tomorrow.
(hopefully he wont bite my head off for skipping half of today)
Nothing much havent been up long. Just kind of waiting for someone to get back to me about my game cube.
Your the other Yuuko?
Well, at least it's like a day off~.
Did a bomb squad show up?
/waifu/ is its own board, stop plebbing it up
also "niggers keep on posting gore, in return ill post some more~"
is a song lyric from a while back
Guess which one~
>daily space balls
Not really. But she is super cute
>To bully you
Well as long as you remember to teach me about the boat sex, all is good.
Wow, sleep for a long time, then?
You disappoint me...
Hello Energy! .
Damn.. Then there's no chance I can catch you out there. Good luck on the road~
Did I fucking stutter?
>But she is super cute
Hello! How goes it, eh... Normal Yuuko?
Going to be a short night on here for me
Everyone doing good?
u not in europe?
don't tell me your a sand nigger.
if your a fuckin sand nigger then you can eat a pigeon.
It's only allowed between boats.
Nuremberg laws and all. Gotta maintain racial purity.
Non-boats are only fit to be slaves I mean fairies.
Bomb squad, cops, swat team, whole team of people showed up
It was kinda spooky
>But hey I got off early so no complaints.
Plus nothing really happened.
A King must know her people and your a cute one
That's the best yuuko gif there is relish it.
Things are great. Lots of great people, it's hot as balls, i mowed my lawn, Shark boy and lava girl a shit.
Hope you have the best of days.
Correct. How was your day?
No fuck off
King of what exactly? I didn't vote or you
Don't worry I'm not a nignog. I'm an oversea frog.
>Which might not be better in the eyes of some..
cute satanic trips
>N-No f-f-fuck off
See right there.
King of the Britains. Have you not seen Monty Python :^)
Oooh, sounds cool. I think it would have stuck around, at a safe distance, just to gawk at their cool gear. (・ω・)
It really is!
Oh, I'm glad things are going well for you~.
It was so trash, I loved it.
I'm trying my best, thank you.
Sex slaves, then? Still sex.
ah, your a bald eagle.
and i'm a robin.
Nothing too bad has happened to anyone so all is good.
What do you look forward to?
I watched birdemic 2 days ago.
Then what we do last night?
W-Well I t-thinkk you're r-r-retarded
Also, what is it that makes Miho so cute?
I love that you got that reference. I will travel with you as a knight of the round table if you can answer me this: How many coconuts can a swallow carry?
I did for a bit, talked to one guy about the rifles and stuff they carried and the nice MP5K he had.
>Then I remembered K was getting out of school too
>So I went and picked her up
>And she was like
>"Who would threaten to bomb a school out here?"
>"Somebody who wants to piss off a bunch of rednecks and operators."
>Also one of the cops from a local station where the weapons aren't mandated was carrying an SR9 like I've got so we talked about that for a bit.
>Pretty cool day tbh.
There comes Fenris' twin
His jaws are open wide
The serpent rises from the waves
I mocked your inability to cut off your own head with a chainsaw.
What are you running from?~
My problems I guess.
i still cant believe he did this
thanks but im not fond of faggotry
Can you cure me?
You may not like this now, but you will with time.
Almost there. Just a bit north of the land of the bald eagles
Jormungandr twists and turns
Mighty in his wrath
The eyes are full of primal hate
Oh okay then it's fine
Still not as good as /waifu/ sings
That's kinda undignified, don't you think?
And considering there's only a couple of hundred boats it's a pretty exclusive club.
I don't really know about the attrition rates.
You were hiding in my room, didn't you? I had a hard time to not sleep.
I'm happier than I've been in months Yuuko, don't take me wrong.