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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>701246346 (Cross-thread)

>Claim your Waifu/Retarded Albino Shit Wearing Gloves
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Shiro, Laura, and Megumeme are the exceptions to this rule)
>No stealing (unless you ask politely and get singles or less)
>ERP at all times
>Discussion is over-rated (they don't really give a shit about your shit life)
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu/prove your autism
>Naps are for faggots
>Insult others by posting lewds of their waifu
>If you're posting images you're autistic/15 years old (In Shiro's case, it's both)
>Refrain from being a jew
>2D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in a halfway house
>Most importantly, FUCK SHIRO
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fast as fuck boi
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All the boats are girls. They -have- to import the sex at some point.
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Not cute
>Can't deny satanic trips though
Too bad nobody respects them
Just came here to tell you goodnight, thread isn't acknowledging my existence so I'm just going to play some awakening and sleep
Claiming best girl
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>these rules
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Miho claimed
Death 2 Subaru
>never 5get
You should be more diligent about your sleeping habits
>Most importantly, FUCK SHIRO
nice rules
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Ha! , but mean

And you were lewd
Saber claim
African or European Swallow?
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So anyway, Here's wonderwall.
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mandatory cc claim

(switched, its not heresy due to gender difference and bisexuality)

has it been done yet? did i miss it?

can you?
show me.
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Goodnight cutie. Don't worry about the thread I'll acknowledge you all you want.
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You underestimate the power of yuri.
>not the Russian one

But even if that's the case they can be rather picky.

B-but I already slept all the time. Maybe I need hypersleep.
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Sounds neat~. I remember when a bank got robbed over here, and I thought it was cool how many police cruisers showed up. Literally the entire highway was full of them. Didn't get to see any of the weaponry they would bring for a situation like that, though.
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You could try eternal sleep.
Muffet claimed
But where were we talking?

Hello! anything happen while i was gone?
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I see, and this is good.
Such a good statement doesn't need my smug input.

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hello extra arms
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Not that I can recall. How are you today?
Anyways, any plans for the day?
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this is an odd edit of my rules...
i somewhat like it.


how u been man?
anything intresting happening on your side?
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I would never underestimate the power of yuri.
I'm convinced it can create world peace.
But it can't make kids.
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I don't know

I believe Syndra's channel has some hot erp and teamspeak singing
I know you do that's why I like you.
But I should sleep early tonight im quite a mess
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hello watamote guy
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>ERP at all times
I like these rules :3
I can stop being a fag
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I love it.
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up to anything?
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QotT: Which regular has the the most slutty waifu and who has the most pure?
I have already claimed her GTFO
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Claiming Ai Ninoyomi
>Flung off bridge
TG, because we're elitists

Tomorrow i'm going boating. Any weekends plans?

I'm sexually harassing coworkers. Spouting political propaganda and being repulsive to everyone in sight.
It's fucking great man.

How's bumming it?

Ginko spotted
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My Nigga.
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gonna need a link to that
>hasn't checked it since it first got posted


what number did you get

you would

prove it

i can imagine, a sea of glorious triggering.
a sight of a million plebs.

pretty good, wish it was better,
so is the way of lazy-ness
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We identify as beavers up here please.
>Nice loophole
Going back to being comfy is very important it's the best thing to do right now
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People will complain about the smell.

Children are kinda annoying, though. Just clone the boats; they're the pinnacle of evolution anyways.
>make more boats

I'm conflicted. I feel slightly guilty about spawning the yuri posts, but then... It's yuri. Which is good.
I'm okay, face feels kinda dry. as of right now i'm just listening to music.

How about you? you doing anything or perhaps have plans for later?
Hi Yuno! am i late?
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Not to my knowledge.
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Death! Hah!
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Both are Tomoko

Splendid memes good sir. It's been too long since I've seen those films. Say, do they still make shit or are they all kill?

Fuck I don't have Syndra's channel. We gonna have to ask when he comes round
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Hiya guys!

Metal thingy

Not really, i was actually about to go to bed tbh. been feeling like shit for a while now.
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You're really good at spotting.
No I'm sleeping early
Sorry nui wish we could talk more
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ah, im sorry for my brittish incompetent
>thanks, not many are impressed by my foolery

I don't know actually. I need to research them myself.
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What ya listening to? Besides my entire upper body being sore (thanks weight training), I'm good. I'm going to try to run, but other than that no plans. Besides watching Mirai Nikki. How about you?
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hope you feel better enjoy your sleep
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How goes it?
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Not white hair boat.
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>best waifu

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nice meme
my true love
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spinny thingy to the target
How are you doin Tomo?
It's fine, i hope i can see you later!

Ah, well that's a pain but glad you're doing fine, your first time watching Mirai Nikki? i thought it was pretty great.

I plan to continue playing FFVI.
Hello pizza
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the usual
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Thanks love
Liked, favorited and subscribed of course

Well there's the erp sess but no singing unfortunately

I know some but not all of them are dead. Unsure wether they're still making content. Last I remember was an interview with one of them

Thanks Syndra
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All goes well. Not too fond of the weather, but it's not unbearable.
From your previous post I take it that you've been well. Had any exciting events in your life recently?

The person behind these characters is actually really good looking.
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Don't worry about it. I don't care about what people claim as long as they make clear who they are, to avoid confusion
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Oh, nothing new then I'm guessing?
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we need some singing

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>Not white
das raycis

Waddup Yuuko?

Saber Alter a cute.
Eh? I dunno about that. Some of those boats are pretty touchy feely. That'd like a good sexing, i assume.
Holy lewd batman.
First time. It's good, yea. I've been happy recently, don't know why, but I'm not going to complain about it. The soreness isn't a huge problem, just more worried how it will affect my running.
I also fell in love with this track.
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thats why i got ns
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Not really. Just prepping for school, which is exciting to me.
1 more year until homelessness.

You da bomb
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yeah. how about you?
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>Some of those boats are pretty touchy feely
Towards the admiral maybe, sure, but that's just about who's the alpha boat.
The younger botes are mostly uncorrupted.
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I've seen worse.
Do you take meds? it could be an effect from that, not a bad one though.

Sounds strange, but it seems cool.
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Ryuko is best waifu
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And what would ns stand for? Sorry for being ignorant here
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may we?
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Not buyin' it.
I've seen the way they dress.
(You) sure is lewd.
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If im not wrong hes playing WoWs right now
And he is in ts3
I don't want to join that room.
No, poke someone else
Yes, and ?
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Trump best
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I love the strangeness of Danny Brown, he's my current favorite rapper. His flow through the track is monstrous. I take antidepressants, yea.
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Uh, not much I got done chauffeuring my father around since there was nothing better to do and now I ended up here
I can't wait until he goes Holocaust 2.0 on your faggot religion/Race.
Claiming this beauty
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name sync

multiple people have it so its not a waste.

so use vocaroo on here.
pick a song and get people to send you audio of them singing it them put it all together with the backtrack.

we need a /waifu/ sings
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yeah same on the nothing better to do bit.
By monstrous you mean the fact that he's so fast you can't keep up?

Ah, well that's probably it then if it was sudden.
Do you have one with Erika?
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>I've seen the way they dress.
You.. you're some kind of voyeur?
Did you watch them undress, too?
No wonder you have these strange ideas about boats.

You da real G.
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Do you ever actually go out Tomo?
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Oh no, I can keep up with that song. I'm pretty good at keeping up with fast songs, video related.
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oooh got it

Anyway I gotta go out pick up a few things I'll see you later
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So lewd.
Who are (You)?
Eh? Well when they're struttin' around in skirts so short that bending down at all gives you a panty sighting...
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sad, desu
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cya. get me some jaffa's while your at it.
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cooking mama in da house
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I'm too lazy for that.
There was an attempt at /waifu/ sings and i think i do have it saved somewhere.
Or i just deleted it because it was shit.
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That's pretty pessimistic. Not going to make it?

That's some great music.

Long time no see! Lain is always good.
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to actually do something about twice a month tops
This lewd is making me wet.
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Come on now, don't be shy.
>I say to the person posting yuri...
I expect the worst so i'm not disappointed

Jeez, well then
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I don't know how you're able to do so, that one sounds pretty cool as well.
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Who wears pants in the water?
They're just prone to get wet.
You don't complain about swimwear either.
>boat apologeticism

As wet as a boat?
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you are all fucking trash losers! you will all die alone, If I had the chance to kill you all I would. Ive seen alot of videos of people killing small animals, so I would fucking do it too!
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thats ok. most of my friends moved away to college

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thats the irony of it though
its shit-ness its its glory

ye, i been on tour and you dont post much so its gonna be a rarity that we are in the same thread.

how you been?
anything interesting happening on your end?
What about you? Why didn't you go?
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didnt have the money to go to a bigger one. im going to the community one here. couldnt afford this semester.
fuck off esdeath

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