Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Retarded Albino Shit Wearing Gloves
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Shiro, Laura, and Megumeme are the exceptions to this rule)
>No stealing (unless you ask politely and get singles or less)
>ERP at all times
>Discussion is over-rated (they don't really give a shit about your shit life)
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu/prove your autism
>Naps are for faggots
>Insult others by posting lewds of their waifu
>If you're posting images you're autistic/15 years old (In Shiro's case, it's both)
>Refrain from being a jew
>2D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in a halfway house
>Most importantly, FUCK SHIRO
All the boats are girls. They -have- to import the sex at some point.
>Can't deny satanic trips though
Too bad nobody respects them
Just came here to tell you goodnight, thread isn't acknowledging my existence so I'm just going to play some awakening and sleep
You should be more diligent about your sleeping habits
African or European Swallow?
mandatory cc claim
(switched, its not heresy due to gender difference and bisexuality)
has it been done yet? did i miss it?
Goodnight cutie. Don't worry about the thread I'll acknowledge you all you want.
You underestimate the power of yuri.
>not the Russian one
But even if that's the case they can be rather picky.
B-but I already slept all the time. Maybe I need hypersleep.
Sounds neat~. I remember when a bank got robbed over here, and I thought it was cool how many police cruisers showed up. Literally the entire highway was full of them. Didn't get to see any of the weaponry they would bring for a situation like that, though.
But where were we talking?
Hello! anything happen while i was gone?
I see, and this is good.
Such a good statement doesn't need my smug input.
Ah hello again beautiful CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Not that I can recall. How are you today?
Anyways, any plans for the day?
this is an odd edit of my rules...
i somewhat like it.
how u been man?
anything intresting happening on your side?
I would never underestimate the power of yuri.
I'm convinced it can create world peace.
But it can't make kids.
I don't know
I believe Syndra's channel has some hot erp and teamspeak singing
I know you do that's why I like you.
But I should sleep early tonight im quite a mess
>ERP at all times
I like these rules :3
I can stop being a fag
QotT: Which regular has the the most slutty waifu and who has the most pure?
>Flung off bridge
TG, because we're elitists
Tomorrow i'm going boating. Any weekends plans?
I'm sexually harassing coworkers. Spouting political propaganda and being repulsive to everyone in sight.
It's fucking great man.
How's bumming it?
gonna need a link to that
>hasn't checked it since it first got posted
ROLL A DIE
what number did you get
i can imagine, a sea of glorious triggering.
a sight of a million plebs.
pretty good, wish it was better,
so is the way of lazy-ness
We identify as beavers up here please.
Going back to being comfy is very important it's the best thing to do right now
People will complain about the smell.
Children are kinda annoying, though. Just clone the boats; they're the pinnacle of evolution anyways.
>make more boats
I'm conflicted. I feel slightly guilty about spawning the yuri posts, but then... It's yuri. Which is good.
I'm okay, face feels kinda dry. as of right now i'm just listening to music.
How about you? you doing anything or perhaps have plans for later?
Hi Yuno! am i late?
Both are Tomoko
Splendid memes good sir. It's been too long since I've seen those films. Say, do they still make shit or are they all kill?
Fuck I don't have Syndra's channel. We gonna have to ask when he comes round
ah, im sorry for my brittish incompetent
>thanks, not many are impressed by my foolery
I don't know actually. I need to research them myself.
What ya listening to? Besides my entire upper body being sore (thanks weight training), I'm good. I'm going to try to run, but other than that no plans. Besides watching Mirai Nikki. How about you?
hope you feel better enjoy your sleep
Not white hair boat.
spinny thingy to the target
How are you doin Tomo?
It's fine, i hope i can see you later!
Ah, well that's a pain but glad you're doing fine, your first time watching Mirai Nikki? i thought it was pretty great.
I plan to continue playing FFVI.
Liked, favorited and subscribed of course
Well there's the erp sess but no singing unfortunately
I know some but not all of them are dead. Unsure wether they're still making content. Last I remember was an interview with one of them
All goes well. Not too fond of the weather, but it's not unbearable.
From your previous post I take it that you've been well. Had any exciting events in your life recently?
The person behind these characters is actually really good looking.
Don't worry about it. I don't care about what people claim as long as they make clear who they are, to avoid confusion
Oh, nothing new then I'm guessing?
we need some singing
SANDRA, START /WAIFU/ SINGS
Saber Alter a cute.
Eh? I dunno about that. Some of those boats are pretty touchy feely. That'd like a good sexing, i assume.
Holy lewd batman.
First time. It's good, yea. I've been happy recently, don't know why, but I'm not going to complain about it. The soreness isn't a huge problem, just more worried how it will affect my running.
I also fell in love with this track.
Not really. Just prepping for school, which is exciting to me.
1 more year until homelessness.
You da bomb
>Some of those boats are pretty touchy feely
Towards the admiral maybe, sure, but that's just about who's the alpha boat.
The younger botes are mostly uncorrupted.
I've seen worse.
Do you take meds? it could be an effect from that, not a bad one though.
Sounds strange, but it seems cool.
Ryuko is best waifu
And what would ns stand for? Sorry for being ignorant here
Not buyin' it.
I've seen the way they dress.
(You) sure is lewd.
If im not wrong hes playing WoWs right now
And he is in ts3
I don't want to join that room.
No, poke someone else
Yes, and ?
I love the strangeness of Danny Brown, he's my current favorite rapper. His flow through the track is monstrous. I take antidepressants, yea.
Uh, not much I got done chauffeuring my father around since there was nothing better to do and now I ended up here
Claiming this beauty
multiple people have it so its not a waste.
so use vocaroo on here.
pick a song and get people to send you audio of them singing it them put it all together with the backtrack.
we need a /waifu/ sings
yeah same on the nothing better to do bit.
By monstrous you mean the fact that he's so fast you can't keep up?
Ah, well that's probably it then if it was sudden.
>I've seen the way they dress.
You.. you're some kind of voyeur?
Did you watch them undress, too?
No wonder you have these strange ideas about boats.
You da real G.
Do you ever actually go out Tomo?
Oh no, I can keep up with that song. I'm pretty good at keeping up with fast songs, video related.
oooh got it
Anyway I gotta go out pick up a few things I'll see you later
Who are (You)?
Eh? Well when they're struttin' around in skirts so short that bending down at all gives you a panty sighting...
cya. get me some jaffa's while your at it.
I'm too lazy for that.
There was an attempt at /waifu/ sings and i think i do have it saved somewhere.
Or i just deleted it because it was shit.
That's pretty pessimistic. Not going to make it?
That's some great music.
Long time no see! Lain is always good.
to actually do something about twice a month tops
This lewd is making me wet.
Come on now, don't be shy.
>I say to the person posting yuri...
I don't know how you're able to do so, that one sounds pretty cool as well.
Who wears pants in the water?
They're just prone to get wet.
You don't complain about swimwear either.
As wet as a boat?
you are all fucking trash losers! you will all die alone, If I had the chance to kill you all I would. Ive seen alot of videos of people killing small animals, so I would fucking do it too!
thats ok. most of my friends moved away to college
thats the irony of it though
its shit-ness its its glory
ye, i been on tour and you dont post much so its gonna be a rarity that we are in the same thread.
how you been?
anything interesting happening on your end?
What about you? Why didn't you go?
didnt have the money to go to a bigger one. im going to the community one here. couldnt afford this semester.