Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>701256807
I want to have sex with Mari.
Also Mari claimed.
too fast
>>701256860
15
>>701256828
You're going to have to explain to me what exactly a boat looks like then...
Right after you teach me how to sex boats.
>>701256835
Probably it would. But that would be good. Total disintegration of this community would be a good thing.
>>701256807
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>>701256986
I wonder if that guy's still here...
>>701253624
Here you go, man. I hope it brings you much joy.
Oh yeah, and Cirno claim
>>701256864
Calamity-Ganon'd
>>701256980
That's a number.
>>701256995
I like the community, and so do other anon's. But I can't change your opinion.
D.Va
>>701257118
Why did I apostrophe.
>>701256835
>>701256995
That's kinda ironic seeing as the reason people flocked to third party clients was because of the growing popularity of these threads.
>>701256807
Underrated boat.
>>701256946
Gee I wonder who could it be behind this post.
>>701256995
Total is too strong a word, impossible when there are a bunch of 3rd party chats out there that spawned from it.
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Hello everybody.
>>701257118
No. That's your age.
>>701256980
40 with PTSD
>>701257118
You can't, no.
>>701257184
>>701257202
I'm not interested in the third party clients.
>>701257234
I mean yea, in a month, but it's also a number. You can't deny that.
>>701257319
>>701257321
>you
Idk what these threads are all about but krystal best waifu.
Stop Arguing
>>701257410
>>701257025
That movie was kind of wierd really.
>>701257319
What I'm trying to say is that no matter what happens here, some anons will always be connected and able to restore this community.
/waifu/ is AIDS, you can't cure it.
>>701257420
But what if it's fun?
>>701255194
Thanks for those!
Bookmarking them!
Is there a way to download them?
>>701257321
No. there are scientific studies that prove children are lacking vital brain function until the age of 25 this proves that children are basically retarded until the age of 25
>>701257321
get off the board faggot.
>>701257348
I don't deny my homosexuality. That is not what I feel shame over since it doesn't matter to me at all.
>>701257489
You can do away with it here though.
>>701257025
HAH
>>701257531
so everyone here is retarded?
>>701257420
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>>701257531
>>701257569
>>701257580
>>701257611
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>>701257531
I knew this, and so should everyone. 15 is still a number though.
>>701257569
Why.
>>701256807
on break.
whats everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3WnWGoz7W4
>>701257497
Why can't we all get along?
It could be beautiful
Claimed.
>philosophizing about waifu
>>701257649
the pokemon player.
>>701257641
I am a terrible person in general.
>>701257722
Because you touch your butthole for pleasure at night and it makes Jesus cry.
>>701257722
I try too, honestly. It's also just a conversation, not an argument.
>>701257722
Shut up faggot, I'm sick of this edgy 15 year old that knows full well this is an 18+ website posting trash.
>>701257790
Are you going to marry me now?
>>701256986
As i said, that's for the night.
>>701257847
A very spiteful conversation.
>>701257790
the original?
Is Megu-chan still here?
I just wanted to thank him for those Vocaroos.
And also ask if there's a way to download them
>>701257942
I know. I'm patiently waiting.
>>701257996
Oh wait, I just found the download thing
>>701258035
me twice....
nice one
>>701257955
Is it?
>>701257890
You could just ignore me if you dislike me.
Good god this is the dullest thread i have ever had the displeasure of witnessing...
>>701257995
the original pokemon?
or the original chen?
>>701257847
You and all the other edgy 15 year olds are the reason this board (many other boards as well) are dead. I've been here since 2005 and I've seen the content deteriorate over the years as you dickheads moved in. It's your fault 4chan is dead.
>>701257847
Kindly fuck off.
>>701256986
>explain to me what exactly a boat looks like then
Cute.
>>701257942
But you don't know anything about that.
>>701258196
2nd.
and its either arceus, mew or rhydon.
take your pick.
>>701257847
Don't listen to shitposters.
You're doing fine.
>>701258283
>Cute.
Ehh sometimes.
There are some boats that are just not good looking, in my opinion.
Also, hi.
>>701258437
Suck his dick more.
>>701258437
I don't plan on it. Anyways, how was your day?
>>701258228
What is your favourite anime?
you're all wrong.
>>701258437
>>701258540
This.
This kid needs to fuck off, he's under aged and needs to be banned permanently.
How do i waifu?
>>701258228
Hah. Please.
4chan was always as bad as it currently is.
It has occasional moments of gold, and is utter trash the other 99.999% of the time. That's always been the case.
>>701258696
Kill yourself.
>>701258577
I haven't done anything except talk to a few people.
So pretty good. School go alright today?
>>701258692
He's also obese, and a pedophile.
Elitists shitposting today?
>>701258843
>Implying people from rabbit are elitists
>>701257531
Citation needed
>>701258808
Fine enough.
>>701258808
Ahahaha.
>>701258453
It's true not all boats are born equal, but if a boat isn't cute it pretty much failed at life.
And Hi likewise!
>>701258761
savage.
>>701257025
>>701257276
>>701257348
>>701257569
>>701257641
>>701257890
>>701258035
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>>701258540
>>701258692
>>701258826
Hey this is gold
Please stay here forever
>>701258890
>implying the rabbit isn't dead
>>701258437
I don't know why are you encouraging cancer, such as Chara and Shiro.
>>701258940
delete this
>hunting Paris Prime
>finally get all the pieces
>check the market
>it's worth ~30 platinum
fuuuuuuuuuuuuug.
And all that time I was getting Prime Frame BP including
>Vauban
>Mag
>Nyx
>Volt
Come. On. EACH of those are almost worth the entire Paris Prime Set. DE. Please.
>>701258663
i'm not gonna argue.
i'm gonna guess original.
which one do you prefer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3WnWGoz7W4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
>>701258808
Keep going, suck his dick more.
>>701259001
FUCKING
THIS
>>701258696
You pick an anime gril you like, and you claim her and then post comments with her picture.
You'll need a lot of picture, though. On average, no less than 50-75.
I have like ~1550 of Cirno, so I'm set.
Always pick up more, though
>>701259001
Fuck off chen
No one cares about you
>>701258985
What.
>>701259001
Dont bash on Chara, Chara is fine.
>>701259001
I don't tell you to leave.
>>701258908
Good good
>>701259088
>no less than 500-750
Fixed that for you. Do you even love her?
>>701259098
Hit me up on telegram bb
>>701258283
I know enough.
>>701259041
Acoustic Version
Acoustic Version
Acoustic Version
Acoustic Version
Acoustic Version
>>701258897
I don't know about you but everything changed for me the instant I reached 25, it was an intellectual awakening as soon as the clock struck 12 and I ascended into adulthood an enlightened being.
>>701259150
Jesus dude calm down that's a lot if pics.
>>701259109
You must have missed it when he posted his lewd.
>>701259255
Do you even waifu?
>>701258930
Well yes and no. You've got to have a few not cute boats to work as "Common drops" as it were.
The undesirables.
Poor things. Almost makes me feel bad for them.
>>701259203
Enough to teach?
>>701259041
Whops, I've hit enter.
Acoustic Version, is my favorite. I don't know, it feels much better.
>i'm gonna guess original.
I've activated my trip for you.
How are you doing?
>>701259150
>Fixed that for you.
Whoa dawg, I was saying to participate in the thread...
You need at least 1/3 to 1/2 the max image replies to ensure you don't run out.
>Do you even love her?
HELL YES I DO!
Didn't you see:
>>701259088
>I have like ~1550 of Cirno, so I'm set.
>Always pick up more, though
Or this?
>pic
At least pay attn...
>>701258634
Looks wise, sure... but she's got too many head ghosts, man. Clearly it's warranted, but she's still too mentally unstable for a relationship.
>>701259303
>>701259001
because they will leave in winter.
im only guessing.
i tend to avoid the edge, i might fall off.
>>701259340
i thought so.
prefer it too.
it captures the one of the main themes of the show and put it in its primal form.
pretty good, moving about a lot is annoying but a bit of free time is nice.
>>701259150
What if your waifu isn't a shitty generic popular anime character and you can't find any pictures of her?
when your waifu's irrelevant
>>701259564
Lurk Moar
>>701259615
Well when you're waifu is just star bubbles...
>>701259540
>3,454 folders
ye right
>>701259303
Well, that is quite a stash.
Does it include doujins, though?
>>701259540
Prove that it's all of one and the same.
>>701259666
Nice digits you wankstain
>>701259540
Funny, I didn't rename my User folder.
>>701257649
https://harriersmtl.bandcamp.com/track/mentally-drowned
>>701259629
Great argument you consumerist whore
>>701259315
Being rare just means they are new (mostly true)
And we all know being new is a terrible thing.
>>701259203
Not sure I want to learn the details.
>>701259109
>>701259302
You must have missed when he was so fucking cancerous and egdy.
>>701259129
What did he mean by this?
>>701259549
And you don't seem to understand.
Is your CC folder still unfinished?
Where are you going?
>>701259540
Holy fuck.
o_O
Nice
Wait, which waifu do you post as, again?
>>701259666
Only the vanilla one.
But it also includes her Manga (that picture is out of date) and the spin-off Tomomote. So I am cheating a little bit.
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>>701259664
>>701259707
>>701259789
>>701259860
I ain't even joking fam.
U mad?
>>701259848
>Calls other people cancerous
>tripfags
>>701259303
>>701259462
>>701259540
Jesus i dont think im autistic enough for this shit..
>>701260027
Some of these people are grown men, btw.
>>701260150
This ones under aged though
Lol here we go. Good job smug poster!
We're getting spammed by smug anime girls.
I'm somehow OK with this.
>>701259792
edgy on the surface,
relatable to the core.
good song.
>>701259848
A shame you seemed an honest man.
no, i need to get to irland some time and as my friend if he still had those 10 pics saved.
other than that i have it all.
im on tour round europe.
im in spain rn, was just in germany (loved it there)
>>701259846
Hmm...
I don't think being new is the problem so much as people who have short attention spans.
I'm still waiting for someone to call me a seasonal waifu since the Rewrite anime just came out.
Nobody's made that mistake yet, guess i should be glad.
>>701260355
>>701260355
Meh, it's better than being bombarded by shitposters.
>>701260530
Don't you have a cool down?
>>701260463
Can I save this?
>>701260355
if only they were all actually smug
>>701260560
4chan pass
>>701260628
PAKU PAKU?
>>701260554
The shitposters are already here though.
>>701260654
I have a pass but I still got a cooldown.
>>701259986
Cool story bro.
>mfw
Tour Guide of the Underworld
Why is it that almost every waifu is either loli, nonhuman or just batshit crazy.
>>701260680
Go play outside faggot.
>>701260628
Of course
>>701260360
Yeah it's fairly decent for a small local band. Didn't think I'd ever hear any good criticism for it on here haha
>>701260729
No.
>>701260724
If we had normal tastes, we'd probably go after actual humans.
Make another thread
>>701260724
Their non-existence makes them more realistically obtainable for those with waifus and thus more attractive.
>>701260737
Wait... Mami? Is that really you?
It's been forever!
>>701260427
I only read up on her show a few days ago, so I didn't know before that.
Weren't most waifus seasonal ones at some point?
>>701260592
Is that Vlad?
>>701260691
These are quite interesting.
- tsuzu
>>701261117
No idea mate, I saved them a long time ago on /pol/ 200 propaganda images.
>>701259029
delete your existence with a shotgun.
>>701261217
fucking bullshit! every time I do it early, someone beats me to it.
I wait for someone else, and then someone else does it!
cmon!
I'm tired of deleting my fucking threads...
>>701261357
Make yours at the right time then
>>701261258
I won't complain if you keep posting them, but it's interesting thread material in its own right.
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