Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Reminder that everyone's taste in music is pure garbage, especially faggots from /mu/
i dunno. Just insert it into a hole somewhere
calm ya tits m8
Heat isn't that bad here, but my room for the last year has been 2 garages. Both with black roofing on the outside, and made of wood with no ventilation. So it ends up heating up like an oven.
Wow, what a perv. Good thing I'm nothing like that. :^)
Oh wow. I think that's just a China thing though, since they're strict on their internet. What country are you in now?
The Stern! The butt of the ship!
Yea I love them as well, and I sacred stones is certainly up there but my most played is awakening, which also happens to be the one I'm playing right now
I really want to buy the new ones but I feel like they're so expensive
Why would it matter to me if someone doesn't like what I don't like? It's not going to stop me from liking something.
People who use :^) emoticons are the epitome of cancer.
I really should, that is why I'm gonna play some Warframe.
Why so serious?
Life is too serious to take seriously.
It's a shame you feel that way, I hope we can still get along. :^)
Oh? Sounds interesting, do tell.
Have you seen these boats? They have all sorts of holes, and bullets come out of those. Don't want any unfortunate accidents.
So... Boats like anal?
Why are you talking to yourself?
Oh that's pretty weird because in my experience garages are always super cool
But why are you sleeping in wooden garages? Without AC I presume
That's just insanity
Yea you're a very pure tsundre, but you like me this way
More or less.
I don't want /waifu/ to hate me, but I am not one to hold back my criticism. No matter how black and white they are.
Boats like a lot of things
Yeah.. especially since you need to pay twice for different playthroughs. I played awakening a lot too
Because Jared Stileto
I'm in 'Straya. this was like 7 years ago when i was in highschool.
>expected internet there to be competent
>even Hong Kongs internet was about as shitty as my Rural internet
You ever tried TF2 over 400k? fuckign impossible.
it's 3AM and i'm tried. of course i'm gonna be serious
Step 1: Get drunk
Step 2: Fuck it
problem solved. Even my piss bottle looks sexy when I'm drunk
Actually no, its still too early in the day
Absolutely. They LOVE it when you touch their stern!
Talking to you! I'm not cute!
Because it's the only place I've got to live unless I want to spend my whole months worth of paycheck a on a shitty appartment.
I am not a tsun!
i have no clue what you're supposed to do in these threads
People who use the word cancer is the epitome of cancer
Exactly, I did hear the game is very long and has a lot of replayability but I feel kinda ripped off
The reason why I like awakening so much is because I finally have a character which impacts the game a lot
>Not a tsun
Why do you enjoy lying so much? Not like I will ever believe you cutie
I'm guessing rent is pretty cheap for such a shitty boiling room. Perhaps it really is time for you to find a new job. One that pays well might be kinda nice
This seems unsafe.
Then later? :^)
I see i see.
Do they want it spanked, or what?
Holy shit, fucking check yourself before you god-damned wr3k yourself.
Damn you're right
Might as well kill myself now right?
Ya, China's Internet is super restricted, so it's no surprise. You should be fine from Straya without a VPN.
I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth!
I don't pay rent. And it's better than homeless, which is why I deal with it. Once I'm stable on money, I'm going to seriously try to get back into school
No, you've got to be gentle first. Rub it slowly, and then shoot it!
Just do it, i do it my car's engine all the time. I accidentally circumcised myself in the process but you'll be fine.
great. I'll try it bit a later then.
Of Course :^)
With your short range torpedoes
Evening waifu, I've got a story to tell you, maybe you'll read it, I just need to get this off my chest
>have a great grandmother which I just call Grandma
>Since she got pretty lonely in the elderly home I told her I'd visit her every week instead of every two weeks
>It's friday, surprise surprise
>I don't really want to visit her, after all it's a two hour trip just to her.
>And two hours back too
>I still go because I promised her
>Get in her room, uncle and aunt were also visiting
>They greet me and inform my grandmother from my arrival
>She turns to me and I immediately feel bad for not wanting to visit her
>She has tears in her eyes and she opens her mouth to talk to me
>"Chara... I don't want to anymore"
>I just sit down next to her and hug her
>"I don't want anymore." she repeats and sobs
>She continues to tell me her day
>My grandmother sometimes forgets things and even hours from her day but all in all she's still pretty okay. So maybe a light case of alzheimer
>Story goes something like this
>She probably had diarrhea the last two days or so but can't remember
>So the nurse wants her to stay in bed since she's sick
>But of course my grandmother doesn't remember
>And so the nurse just blocks her bed.
>There some kind of board which you can just get up so you won't fall out of bed
>But hell my grandmother felt like she was in a prison
>She couldn't get it down
>Not like it mattered since she can't walk anymore, but she likes to sit up or put a feet out of the bed
>But she couldn't get it down
>I immediately got angry at this fucking nurse but it's not over yet
>Remember I told you my grandmother got diarrhea?
>Yeah the nurse literally showed my grandmother a bucket full of (her) shit just to prove her point
>It's like its the first day of that nurse
>You shrug it off when old people can't remember
>but not show her a bucket of shit
>so I talk with my grandmother and tell her that idiots will always exists and she agrees
>She sobs again and complains about a headache
>“What have I done to deserve this?“
>The room is silent. I didn't have an answer, neither did my uncle and my aunt
>She's feeling lonely, rarely people visit her and the nurse is apparently pretty horrible
>This must feel like prison and then she also got a headache which she can't get rid off
>I ask her where the pain is and proceed to massage her head a bit
>Aunt and Uncle are going now so I'm alone with her
>“I don't want to live anymore“
>I hug her again and tell her it's okay
>It really isn't for me
>But she was here for me all her late life so now it's my turn
>She lays down
>“If I at least could fall asleep, then I wouldn't wake up that fast anyway“
>Pretty much all my alarm bells are ringing, she's telling me she wants to die through honey
>I take her hand and hold it „yeah, it will get better once you've slept over it“
>She smiles at me and strokes my cheeks with the back of her hand like in a bad movie with the theme of dealing with death
>“I'm going now, okay? I'll be back next week“
>“Be sure to come back“
>I kiss her and get the hair out of her face before I leave the room and sit down on a couch in the hallway
>Tears are welling up, but I don't know how to handle all this
How should I handle this?
Of course, what else would you do?
Sweet. I'll be passing out any moment now, so I'll bug you about it later.
Yeah avatars are cool. There were a lot of new features in Awakening that made this game great. Fates looks similar but I don't like their release format.
Spare me, I ain't part of that elitist garbage.
If you think they'd ever trust me joining their little cult, you're severely wrong.
They're scared my cancer would leak in.
Wait you don't pay rent? How come, are you with your parents?
>Much better than homeless
Well I never implied it wasn't kek
So you'll be living in that dump for quite some time then? Also you have a night job right? Might wanna look for something else if you want to attend college
Pretty much agree 100% with you there
Ive never come around to playing the GameCube version while I heard it was amazing. Kinda sad about it
>Tfw I finally found a working from of it my pc died
>Your waifu is a robot
I dunno about you, but i feel uncomfortable sticking things in holes that could shear it off.
What happened to later?
Also, i'm not sure i'm equipped with short range torpedoes.
I don't know. Seems a bit on the extreme side though. Are boats masochists or something?
That is unfortunate.
Honestly, i'm not good at giving advice. but just keep doing what you're doing. Just keep her company until she passes. it's how i spent time with my grandma when she was getting older.
oh well. gues i'll se you then.
How is this related to discord at all
>Disclaimer I am not one of the (you)s you accused
Shizuru is unfortunately fictional.
Couldn't tell you man, sounds hella rough though. I'd say if she's had a good life, and it's her time, not to make her suffer more.
>Assuming this isn't some pasta I don't know about.
Yep. Live with my mom and grandma. It's not a bad place by any means, just a tad hot in the garage is all.
And I know, it would t be easy, but I'd like to keep this job while I worked through it. Just because night shift is too easy.
Hmmm, I dunno if they are honestly. We should ask Syndra about that one.
I'm not sure how you should handle this but go see her as much as you can.
rip computer o7. Are you getting it fixed anytime soon?
Will do, though apparently i have to wait.
It's one giant inbred hugbox.
just keeping her company is what I plan to do.
It really isn't. But it's illegal here to release someone from life
Alright. I'll try that
>It's Ms. P
Ah, guess I can't lurk anymore.
Kicking some old school shit.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANIME IS FICTIONAL!?
come one man, just fuck it already
I'm not familiar with that ship.
Err... Nothing. Don't worry about it Undyne.
I don't know how to.
Oh yea that does sound kinda nice
You do realise you need to sleep right? You might know more than me and the classes you want to take are spread out enough for you to sleep a bit between them but I'm calling it, bad idea
I'm pretty lost tbh
Its supposed to be back and working comming week. Im pretty excited
>I hope you guys are ready play with a zed God
Is that you Juri? It's been a while
Fucko the roboto
Ayy, look who it is. It's been a while.
I heard you vanished after Juri was finally released in SFV.
Hey chara took me some time to read that but damn man that's rough, and tbh we can't really help but all the other anons are right just stay by her
This is only going to get harder but I'm sure you'll do fine.
Also id like to add that nurses like that are quite common I've even heard about worse cases, it's quite sad but not a whole lot you can do
stick your dick in any hole. it's that simple
Are you okay?
hey, i just checked and i honestly can't tell if i'm on the NA already or not and i can't find a clear source. Is that what your launcher looks like?
I believe you accidentally responded to anon's post. It's been a little while, yeah. How're you holding up?
Yeah, I cut myself off from all forms of social media and the threads because of a mix of pure euphoria, and a burning desire to practice with her every waking moment of my life that isn't spent at work.
>Tournament is less than a month away
I just lurk now for the most part, how've you been holding up?
Alright. But until then, might as well start rubbing that stern.
Yep. Although I still need to do some cleaning up around here and bring the rest of my stuff over.
I do not! My 120 hours proves that!
Surprised, but yep. You're on the NA servers.
Start a character in Mount Tyranus, that's the server all mine are on.
Can't wait my man. I've made an account on eu servers once I think. We'll see how that works
excellent. I was worried I'd be spending another 30gb from my drive (i only 1 tb). Keep an eye out for someone named Ginary or Ginaro. that's what i often name them
it only gets worse? That's not really encouraging but I guess it could be worse.
But yeah, that nurse is just fucking bad
>She can't remember she had to shit?
>Let's show her a bucket full of shit
I've been doing alright. Chillin, smokin, playin some Overwatch, solitary confinement.
Ya know, the typical.
Bring the rest of your stuff over? From where?
Yea you better get it nice and clean for when I'm comming over
Oh that's right I forgot about that, but you'll be a walking corpse and well you need some brain activity if you want to pass college.
Oh you did? That's pretty cool, I still need to make an NA one and level it up but it'll be fun if I can play with you guys
Uh yea that didn't come out as good as I wanted apologies. You said she had Alzheimer right? I don't want to be a dick but if memory serves me right that's not a disease that gets better over time
Yea that's pretty ridiculous
>90 year old grandfather with Alzheimer
>Laying in a bed with his own shit for 3 days
She actually told us that it really didnt matter because he will have forgotten it soon anyways
I'm holding up fine. Talking to yall as much as I possibly can before semester starts.
o shit it's rem
I'm quite curious what exactly "Loli fluid" is.
I'm glad to hear you're doing well. It's good seeing you again.
It's nice to hear from you. Best of luck to you when your classes do begin.
That's true. Well, I'm sure I can deal with it. With time.
>just watched a review of am2r
>read youtube comments
>Downloadfile was renamed to "fuck you nintendo"
I'm kinda surprised that the NA is the default for oceanic, not gunna lie.
>I'll have to update it most likely.
Old house. There's still a few dressers and boxes over there. I don't really have room for any of it right now.
>That kind of stuff at my grandmas
I've got a very resilient mind, just like my body it seems.
>Getting tired now, if my responses suddenly stop from this point on, I fell asleep.
well Overwatch matches Oceanic with Americas so I'm not too surprised.
what is she from again?
Hey, did that guy leave a link to the Navy Seal or the Diamonds?
I kept losing connection...
I hope it'll stay up now...
Oh. Well that's less exciting than i was hoping for.
As i understand it, that's basically blood plasma.
I think i'd be pretty uncomfortable being called daddy by anyone, really.
>Daaammn, it's getting hot in here.
It's good to see you as well, I wasn't sure if you were still around or not. A lot of people have wisped away.
some guy was doing Vocaroos, recording memes and shit.
I requested Navy Seal and Diamonds are the Hardest Metal.
Kept losing connection, though, and I also hadda use the bathroom. So, I left, did my stuff, took a shower, and I wanted to know if he did and where the link might be
Eh I'm sorry if I seemed kinda rude, not the best in stuff like this.
YouTube comments never fail
>If you filter out the cancer
Oh I see, but don't you pay for that storage room? It should be in your best interest to get them asap out of there
Good night cutie!
>Leaving because my internet is rip
Nope. It's all with my aunt. Mostly didn't pay rent there.
>I am not cute.
That's not the right thread.
That musta been after I left.
my comment isn't event there
I try to not smoke as much at least
Hmm... Probably because i see her as an equal?
Hard to articulate that very well.
I'm not aware I've encountered a real life loli.
Oh, you're right. One more back.
i'm gonna go. i need to get my shit back on TERA. bye
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
Gimme a few minutes. I'll fix that for you.
What about me?
>tfw banned for a moment
Alright, I'm going to be off this for now.
It's been a blast everyone
I saw whats in your basement
I recently started to feel confident in my skill with Juri, so I've cut out some training time in order to do other things, now.
>Like lurk these threads, for example.
People come and go. and I only started lurking the threads again recently. I don't recognize hardly anyone here but it's still nice to look around.
You take care now.
I'm in my basement.
No lolis here.
Otherwise i'd be either worn out and sleeping or busy :^)
You handle it by preparing yourself for her death. You can't convince her not to die, she'll die with or without wanting to. Death is an inevitability, it's terribly difficult, and you'll have your regrets after all is said and done. There are always regrets.
I might just have to do some shipping later.
/a/? Lets see... (>>701255247)
I am already there. All of us are.
Thanks you for your input
I'll keep this in mind
I was reinforcing the fact that not all waifus/husbanos are from anime, and that /a/ hates us.
I don't actually know the statistics, but I doubt /trash/ has nearly as much traffic as /b/.
I really don't think the thread needs any more "ship" talk then it already has.
This isn't my waifu or my husbando. My waifu is this right here.
/trash/ is mostly a dead board for furry porn and hunger games threads.
Did I? I don't have any reason to go to /trash/ since I am trash.
She's around 20 in pic related.
Ordinarily, she's in high school, so around 16.
And I'm sure you can figure out how that'd affect the community.
WWWHHHOOOAAA! Now that's fucking EDGY!
It would usher in a glorious new era of unimaginable riches.
That's pretty much the definition of a loli.
>She looks older sometimes.
I wasn't exactly thinking that.
I imagine it wouldn't nearly as much as moving boards effected the older animus community.
What is edgy about what I've said?
Tour Guide of The Underworld
A Yugiog Card featuring a cute cunning ... Well tour guide in her mid 20ies it seems...
I dont get why many waifus are either loli, nonhuman or just batshit crazy. Xd
Trivia: It was one of the most expensive cards printed a few years ago.
Image limit reached. Can i post a link?