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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>701240799

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Reminder that everyone's taste in music is pure garbage, especially faggots from /mu/
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I'll show you :^)
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Claiming myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjMVSxgWAb8
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>>701246205
i dunno. Just insert it into a hole somewhere
>>701246483
calm ya tits m8

>jenny claimed
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:^)
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>>701246483
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>>701245882
>Cutie
Heat isn't that bad here, but my room for the last year has been 2 garages. Both with black roofing on the outside, and made of wood with no ventilation. So it ends up heating up like an oven.
>Contributed
Wow, what a perv. Good thing I'm nothing like that. :^)

>>701245895
>Robit
Oh wow. I think that's just a China thing though, since they're strict on their internet. What country are you in now?

>>701245959
>Insane Yordle
Good.

>>701246205
>Sachis Victim
The Stern! The butt of the ship!
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>>701246264
Yea I love them as well, and I sacred stones is certainly up there but my most played is awakening, which also happens to be the one I'm playing right now
I really want to buy the new ones but I feel like they're so expensive
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>>701245959
Why would it matter to me if someone doesn't like what I don't like? It's not going to stop me from liking something.
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People who use :^) emoticons are the epitome of cancer.
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>>701246560
I really should, that is why I'm gonna play some Warframe.

QOTT
Why so serious?
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>>701246483
>obligatory damage control reeeeeee
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>>701246692
:^)
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>>701246726
Life is too serious to take seriously.
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>>701246692
It's a shame you feel that way, I hope we can still get along. :^)
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>>701246364
Oh? Sounds interesting, do tell.
>>701246560
Have you seen these boats? They have all sorts of holes, and bullets come out of those. Don't want any unfortunate accidents.
>>701246595
So... Boats like anal?
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>>701246595
>>Cutie
Why are you talking to yourself?
Oh that's pretty weird because in my experience garages are always super cool
But why are you sleeping in wooden garages? Without AC I presume
That's just insanity
Yea you're a very pure tsundre, but you like me this way
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>>701246764
More or less.

I don't want /waifu/ to hate me, but I am not one to hold back my criticism. No matter how black and white they are.
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D.Va
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>>701246692
:3
*hugs*
>>701246879
Boats like a lot of things
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>>701246617
Yeah.. especially since you need to pay twice for different playthroughs. I played awakening a lot too
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>>701246692
Luckily we have you to tell everyone is cancer
You need to have it to see it right? :v)
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>>701246692
Chen ples

>>701246726
Because Jared Stileto

Tristana claim
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>>701246692
Why's that, desu ka?:^)
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>>701246595
I'm in 'Straya. this was like 7 years ago when i was in highschool.
>expected internet there to be competent
>even Hong Kongs internet was about as shitty as my Rural internet
You ever tried TF2 over 400k? fuckign impossible.
>>701246726
it's 3AM and i'm tried. of course i'm gonna be serious
>>701246879
Step 1: Get drunk
Step 2: Fuck it
problem solved. Even my piss bottle looks sexy when I'm drunk
>>701246692
:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
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>>701246879
Actually no, its still too early in the day
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>>701246879
Absolutely. They LOVE it when you touch their stern!

>>701246951
Talking to you! I'm not cute!
Because it's the only place I've got to live unless I want to spend my whole months worth of paycheck a on a shitty appartment.
I am not a tsun!
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foxmom again
i have no clue what you're supposed to do in these threads
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>>701247170
dont insult music at 3am im about to rip my eyes out but sleep gives me aids
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People who use the word cancer is the epitome of cancer
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Claiming god.
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Claiming
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>>701247003
Don't worry Tomoko, we don't hate you.
In fact, we love you. Very, VERY much.
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>>701247297
People who pronounce ep-it-oh-me
>ep-ee-toe-m
Are the epitomb of cancer

So me.
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Claimed
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>>701247338
>A1
kys
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>>701247338
discount lucina
>>701247003
as long as you erp with me i'll love you bb
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>>701247063
Exactly, I did hear the game is very long and has a lot of replayability but I feel kinda ripped off
The reason why I like awakening so much is because I finally have a character which impacts the game a lot
>>701247212
>Not cute
>Not a tsun
Why do you enjoy lying so much? Not like I will ever believe you cutie
I'm guessing rent is pretty cheap for such a shitty boiling room. Perhaps it really is time for you to find a new job. One that pays well might be kinda nice
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>>701247078

You forgot your avatar.
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Claiming
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKsBqtC3Tws
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>>701247732
you forgot to return my hugs
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>>701247170
This seems unsafe.
>>701247194
Then later? :^)
>>701247212
I see i see.
Do they want it spanked, or what?
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>>701247732
>avatar
Holy shit, fucking check yourself before you god-damned wr3k yourself.
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>>701247732
Who needs an avatar when you have a tripcode?

daddy?
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>>701247732
Damn you're right
Might as well kill myself now right?
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>>701247170
Ya, China's Internet is super restricted, so it's no surprise. You should be fine from Straya without a VPN.

>>701247706
I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth!
I don't pay rent. And it's better than homeless, which is why I deal with it. Once I'm stable on money, I'm going to seriously try to get back into school

>>701247817
No, you've got to be gentle first. Rub it slowly, and then shoot it!
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>>701247978
>>701247875
>>701247850

Is this the revenge of Discord crew?
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>>701248041
Sh-shoot it?!
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Anyone need to feel better?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UFL-aEoqMV4
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>>701248081
No I'm new? I just learnd captcher

daddy?
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>>701247817
Just do it, i do it my car's engine all the time. I accidentally circumcised myself in the process but you'll be fine.
>>701248041
great. I'll try it bit a later then.
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>>701247817
Of Course :^)
>>701248088
With your short range torpedoes
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Cool Cat is the best
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Evening waifu, I've got a story to tell you, maybe you'll read it, I just need to get this off my chest

>be me
>have a great grandmother which I just call Grandma
>Since she got pretty lonely in the elderly home I told her I'd visit her every week instead of every two weeks
>It's friday, surprise surprise
>I don't really want to visit her, after all it's a two hour trip just to her.
>And two hours back too
>I still go because I promised her
>Get in her room, uncle and aunt were also visiting
>They greet me and inform my grandmother from my arrival
>She turns to me and I immediately feel bad for not wanting to visit her
>She has tears in her eyes and she opens her mouth to talk to me
>"Chara... I don't want to anymore"
>I just sit down next to her and hug her
>"I don't want anymore." she repeats and sobs
>She continues to tell me her day
>My grandmother sometimes forgets things and even hours from her day but all in all she's still pretty okay. So maybe a light case of alzheimer
>Story goes something like this
>She probably had diarrhea the last two days or so but can't remember
>So the nurse wants her to stay in bed since she's sick
>But of course my grandmother doesn't remember
>And so the nurse just blocks her bed.
>There some kind of board which you can just get up so you won't fall out of bed
>But hell my grandmother felt like she was in a prison
>She couldn't get it down
>Not like it mattered since she can't walk anymore, but she likes to sit up or put a feet out of the bed
>But she couldn't get it down
>I immediately got angry at this fucking nurse but it's not over yet
>Remember I told you my grandmother got diarrhea?
>Yeah the nurse literally showed my grandmother a bucket full of (her) shit just to prove her point
>It's like its the first day of that nurse
>You shrug it off when old people can't remember
>but not show her a bucket of shit
>so I talk with my grandmother and tell her that idiots will always exists and she agrees

cont
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>>701248348
>She sobs again and complains about a headache
>“What have I done to deserve this?“
>The room is silent. I didn't have an answer, neither did my uncle and my aunt
>She's feeling lonely, rarely people visit her and the nurse is apparently pretty horrible
>This must feel like prison and then she also got a headache which she can't get rid off
>I ask her where the pain is and proceed to massage her head a bit
>Aunt and Uncle are going now so I'm alone with her
>“I don't want to live anymore“
>I hug her again and tell her it's okay
>It really isn't for me
>But she was here for me all her late life so now it's my turn
>She lays down
>“If I at least could fall asleep, then I wouldn't wake up that fast anyway“
>Pretty much all my alarm bells are ringing, she's telling me she wants to die through honey
>I take her hand and hold it „yeah, it will get better once you've slept over it“
>She smiles at me and strokes my cheeks with the back of her hand like in a bad movie with the theme of dealing with death
>“I'm going now, okay? I'll be back next week“
>“Be sure to come back“
>“Of course“
>I kiss her and get the hair out of her face before I leave the room and sit down on a couch in the hallway
>Tears are welling up, but I don't know how to handle all this

How should I handle this?
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>>701248088
Of course, what else would you do?

>>701248202
Sweet. I'll be passing out any moment now, so I'll bug you about it later.
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>>701247706
Yeah avatars are cool. There were a lot of new features in Awakening that made this game great. Fates looks similar but I don't like their release format.
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>>701248081
>Discord
Spare me, I ain't part of that elitist garbage.
If you think they'd ever trust me joining their little cult, you're severely wrong.
They're scared my cancer would leak in.
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>>701248041
Wait you don't pay rent? How come, are you with your parents?
>Much better than homeless
Well I never implied it wasn't kek
So you'll be living in that dump for quite some time then? Also you have a night job right? Might wanna look for something else if you want to attend college
>>701248435
Pretty much agree 100% with you there
Ive never come around to playing the GameCube version while I heard it was amazing. Kinda sad about it
>Tfw I finally found a working from of it my pc died
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>>701248088
I want to fuck shizuru passionately
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Kotegawa claimed ;D
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>>701248461
>Implying it isn't already a cancerous cesspool of >>>/trash/
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>>701248202
>Your waifu is a robot
I dunno about you, but i feel uncomfortable sticking things in holes that could shear it off.
>>701248204
What happened to later?
Also, i'm not sure i'm equipped with short range torpedoes.
>>701248424
I don't know. Seems a bit on the extreme side though. Are boats masochists or something?
>>701248655
That is unfortunate.
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>>701248417
Honestly, i'm not good at giving advice. but just keep doing what you're doing. Just keep her company until she passes. it's how i spent time with my grandma when she was getting older.
>>701248424
oh well. gues i'll se you then.
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>>701248755
How is it unfortunate? :(
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>>701248081
How is this related to discord at all
>Disclaimer I am not one of the (you)s you accused
Just wondering
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>>701248461
WORT WORT WORT
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>>701248866
Shizuru is unfortunately fictional.
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>>701248348
>>701248417
Couldn't tell you man, sounds hella rough though. I'd say if she's had a good life, and it's her time, not to make her suffer more.
>Assuming this isn't some pasta I don't know about.

>>701248586
Yep. Live with my mom and grandma. It's not a bad place by any means, just a tad hot in the garage is all.
And I know, it would t be easy, but I'd like to keep this job while I worked through it. Just because night shift is too easy.

>>701248755
Hmmm, I dunno if they are honestly. We should ask Syndra about that one.
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>>701248912
Discord is just a scapegoat
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>>701248417
I'm not sure how you should handle this but go see her as much as you can.
>>701248586
rip computer o7. Are you getting it fixed anytime soon?
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>>701248979
It hurts. The whole 'fictional' part, I mean.
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>>701248979
Now I'm depressed. Thanks alot.
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>>701249067
Will do, though apparently i have to wait.
>>701249111
>>701249200
I agree.
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>>701248681
It's one giant inbred hugbox.
>>701248947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrHfdkY2V1M
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>>701249527
I still want to fuck the SSzuru
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>>701248802
just keeping her company is what I plan to do.

>>701249067
It really isn't. But it's illegal here to release someone from life

>>701249087
Alright. I'll try that
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>>701249564
>It's Ms. P
Ah, guess I can't lurk anymore.
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Kicking some old school shit.
>really
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>>701248979
>>701249111
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANIME IS FICTIONAL!?
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>>701248755
come one man, just fuck it already
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>>701249796
I bet that loli pussy is so warm and dripping with loli fluid <3
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>>701249697
I'm not familiar with that ship.
>>701249797
Err... Nothing. Don't worry about it Undyne.
>>701249858
I don't know how to.
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>>701249067
Oh yea that does sound kinda nice
You do realise you need to sleep right? You might know more than me and the classes you want to take are spread out enough for you to sleep a bit between them but I'm calling it, bad idea
>>701249079
I'm pretty lost tbh
>>701249087
Its supposed to be back and working comming week. Im pretty excited
>I hope you guys are ready play with a zed God
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>>701249994
A still image of a fictional character cannot produce fluid.
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>>701248802
Is that you Juri? It's been a while

>>701249858
Fucko the roboto
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>>701250116
It could produce fluid from me.
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>>701249754
Ayy, look who it is. It's been a while.
I heard you vanished after Juri was finally released in SFV.
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>>701250116
I am going to become a genetics scientist and breed my own shizuru and anime qt's then sell them on the black market.
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>>701249726
Hey chara took me some time to read that but damn man that's rough, and tbh we can't really help but all the other anons are right just stay by her
This is only going to get harder but I'm sure you'll do fine.
Also id like to add that nurses like that are quite common I've even heard about worse cases, it's quite sad but not a whole lot you can do
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>>701250042
stick your dick in any hole. it's that simple
>>701250154
>juri?
Are you okay?
>>701249067
hey, i just checked and i honestly can't tell if i'm on the NA already or not and i can't find a clear source. Is that what your launcher looks like?
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>>701250532
>jenny
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>>701250532
Derp. Meant for this
>>701249754
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>>701250154
I believe you accidentally responded to anon's post. It's been a little while, yeah. How're you holding up?
>>701250259
Yeah, I cut myself off from all forms of social media and the threads because of a mix of pure euphoria, and a burning desire to practice with her every waking moment of my life that isn't spent at work.
>Tournament is less than a month away

I just lurk now for the most part, how've you been holding up?
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>>701249527
Alright. But until then, might as well start rubbing that stern.

>>701250047
Yep. Although I still need to do some cleaning up around here and bring the rest of my stuff over.
I do not! My 120 hours proves that!

>>701250532
>Treeshark
Surprised, but yep. You're on the NA servers.
Start a character in Mount Tyranus, that's the server all mine are on.
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>>701250047
Can't wait my man. I've made an account on eu servers once I think. We'll see how that works
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>>701250837
excellent. I was worried I'd be spending another 30gb from my drive (i only 1 tb). Keep an eye out for someone named Ginary or Ginaro. that's what i often name them
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Calamity-masu'd

Hi peeps. How goes it?
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>>701250327
it only gets worse? That's not really encouraging but I guess it could be worse.

But yeah, that nurse is just fucking bad
>She can't remember she had to shit?
>Let's show her a bucket full of shit
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>>701251314
Re:tard
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>>701250836
I've been doing alright. Chillin, smokin, playin some Overwatch, solitary confinement.
Ya know, the typical.
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>>701250837
Bring the rest of your stuff over? From where?
Yea you better get it nice and clean for when I'm comming over
Oh that's right I forgot about that, but you'll be a walking corpse and well you need some brain activity if you want to pass college.
>>701250887
Oh you did? That's pretty cool, I still need to make an NA one and level it up but it'll be fun if I can play with you guys
>>701251332
Uh yea that didn't come out as good as I wanted apologies. You said she had Alzheimer right? I don't want to be a dick but if memory serves me right that's not a disease that gets better over time
Yea that's pretty ridiculous
>90 year old grandfather with Alzheimer
>Laying in a bed with his own shit for 3 days
She actually told us that it really didnt matter because he will have forgotten it soon anyways
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>>701250836
I'm holding up fine. Talking to yall as much as I possibly can before semester starts.

>>701251314
Hello Image
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>>701251314
o shit it's rem
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Tats, are you lurking?
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I meme people who don't give a fuck about the thread.
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>>701249994
I'm quite curious what exactly "Loli fluid" is.
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>>701251551
I'm glad to hear you're doing well. It's good seeing you again.
>>701252117
It's nice to hear from you. Best of luck to you when your classes do begin.
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>>701251943
That's true. Well, I'm sure I can deal with it. With time.

>just watched a review of am2r
>read youtube comments
>Downloadfile was renamed to "fuck you nintendo"
my sides
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>>701251245
I'm kinda surprised that the NA is the default for oceanic, not gunna lie.
>I'll have to update it most likely.

>>701251943
Old house. There's still a few dressers and boxes over there. I don't really have room for any of it right now.
>That kind of stuff at my grandmas
Lolnope.
I've got a very resilient mind, just like my body it seems.

>Getting tired now, if my responses suddenly stop from this point on, I fell asleep.
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>>701251314
Fuck... already claimed. >:[
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>>701252599
She looks like she has plastic boobs
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>>701252360
Yes?
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claimed
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>>701252581
It's the exact same fluid a grown woman has when she is wet, but it's from a loli instead.
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>>701252581
The sweet fluids a loli gives out as she calls you daddy
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>>701252694
well Overwatch matches Oceanic with Americas so I'm not too surprised.
>>701252758
what is she from again?
>>701252769
piss?
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>>701252753
Go back to /mu/
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Cirno claim

Hey, did that guy leave a link to the Navy Seal or the Diamonds?

I kept losing connection...

I hope it'll stay up now...
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>>701252999
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>>701252769
Oh. Well that's less exciting than i was hoping for.
As i understand it, that's basically blood plasma.
>>701252851
I think i'd be pretty uncomfortable being called daddy by anyone, really.
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>>701252753
Have you quit smoking?
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>>701252993
fuckkkkkk
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>>701252926
wat?
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Claimed.
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>>701252995
Daddy, why do you rattle so much?
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>>701252599
>Daaammn, it's getting hot in here.
It's good to see you as well, I wasn't sure if you were still around or not. A lot of people have wisped away.
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>>701252926
http://archived.moe/b/thread/701240799/#701240799
Check for yourself.
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>>701252995
Even shizuru?
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>>701253010
It's harder to quit the longer you've smoked for.
my guess is he hasn't
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>>701253025
some guy was doing Vocaroos, recording memes and shit.

I requested Navy Seal and Diamonds are the Hardest Metal.

Kept losing connection, though, and I also hadda use the bathroom. So, I left, did my stuff, took a shower, and I wanted to know if he did and where the link might be
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>>701252926
no
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>>701252621
Eh I'm sorry if I seemed kinda rude, not the best in stuff like this.
YouTube comments never fail
>If you filter out the cancer
>>701252694
Oh I see, but don't you pay for that storage room? It should be in your best interest to get them asap out of there
Good night cutie!

>Leaving because my internet is rip
>Yuno
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>>701253173
Especially Shizuru.
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>>701253271
Why?
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>>701253227
Oh I didn't see your post, I'll do it now.
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>>701251943
carry mi
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>>701252581
Arent you the one who would know the best?
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>>701253265
Nope. It's all with my aunt. Mostly didn't pay rent there.
>I am not cute.
Night~
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>>701253160
That's not the right thread.

That musta been after I left.

my comment isn't event there
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>>701252907
Rude

>>701253010
I try to not smoke as much at least
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>>701253337
oh sweet. u want a copy of either?
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>>701253555
high five
strongest
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Best Waifu Red Claimed
How you doing ?
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>>701253308
Hmm... Probably because i see her as an equal?
Hard to articulate that very well.

>>701253384
I'm not aware I've encountered a real life loli.

>>701253453
Oh, you're right. One more back.
http://archived.moe/b/thread/701233836/
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>>701253504
I can find the navy seals one, but the other one I can't.
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>>701251314
Atempting to steal with trips
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i'm gonna go. i need to get my shit back on TERA. bye
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Ay
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>>701246346
whos that op?
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>>701253483
How are the kids there?
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>>701253645
Here's Diamonds:

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>701253624
Gimme a few minutes. I'll fix that for you.
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>>701252117
Wut

>>701252339
What about me?

>tfw banned for a moment
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Alright, I'm going to be off this for now.
It's been a blast everyone
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>>701253640
I saw whats in your basement
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>>701253795
I was just teasing you with the filename is all
OK I'm off for now
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>>701253640
You don't see her as your daughter?
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>>701253914
Me?
>>701253953
Absolutely not.
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>>701253785
You can't fix what is already perfect
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>>701252864

type moon VN, Tsukihime. shame they never made an anime about it
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>>701254016
>I'm not aware I've encountered a real life loli.
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>>701253138
I recently started to feel confident in my skill with Juri, so I've cut out some training time in order to do other things, now.
>Like lurk these threads, for example.

People come and go. and I only started lurking the threads again recently. I don't recognize hardly anyone here but it's still nice to look around.

>>701253831
You take care now.
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>>701254262
I'm in my basement.
No lolis here.
Otherwise i'd be either worn out and sleeping or busy :^)
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>>701248417
You handle it by preparing yourself for her death. You can't convince her not to die, she'll die with or without wanting to. Death is an inevitability, it's terribly difficult, and you'll have your regrets after all is said and done. There are always regrets.
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>>701254016
Then what do you see her as?
Your wife?
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>>701254900
>Claim your waifu
I mean...
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What is this shit even? just a giant avatar circlejerk? how is this allowed to continue on /b/ when you faggots have a containment board, GO BACK TO /a/.
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>>701253785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ZO260Ku0p
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h8Q25tnA1f

<3 <3
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>>701255154
/a/ doesn't like us
+ not all waifus are from animu
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>>701255154
>avatar circlejerk
>go back to /a/
You got yourself
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>>701255154
We'd do better on /trash/.
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>>701255296
Then by all means, go there.
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>>701254271
I might just have to do some shipping later.
>>701255154
/a/? Lets see... (>>701255247)
>
>>701255296
>>701254271
>>701253662
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>>701255391
I am already there. All of us are.

>>701255438
What?
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>>701255296
No.
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>>701254898
Thanks you for your input
I'll keep this in mind
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>>701255522
Yes.
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>>701255522
You claim an autistic retard wearing boxing gloves, you're also underaged. Fuck off.
>>>/reddit/
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>>701255517
I was reinforcing the fact that not all waifus/husbanos are from anime, and that /a/ hates us.
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>>701255745
I don't actually know the statistics, but I doubt /trash/ has nearly as much traffic as /b/.
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>>701255812
>/a/ hates us
everyone hates you, your cancer kys.
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>>701254967
I mean can you really have someone so young as your wife?
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>>701255802
This
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>>701255438
I really don't think the thread needs any more "ship" talk then it already has.
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>>701255812
This isn't my waifu or my husbando. My waifu is this right here.

>>701255900
/trash/ is mostly a dead board for furry porn and hunger games threads.
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>>701255438
That's pretty lewd
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>>701256007
you forgot erp
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>>701255991
Ships?
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>>701256081
Did I? I don't have any reason to go to /trash/ since I am trash.
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>>701255802
Now why would I do that?
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>>701255954
She's around 20 in pic related.
Ordinarily, she's in high school, so around 16.
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>>701256007
And I'm sure you can figure out how that'd affect the community.
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>>701246556
moar
>>
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>>701255935
>>701256007
WWWHHHOOOAAA! Now that's fucking EDGY!
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>>701256305
She looks much younger than that
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>>701256360
It would usher in a glorious new era of unimaginable riches.
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>>701256550
That's pretty much the definition of a loli.
>She looks older sometimes.
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>>701256468
Fixed faggot
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>>701256557
I wasn't exactly thinking that.
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>>701256360
I imagine it wouldn't nearly as much as moving boards effected the older animus community.

>>701256494
What is edgy about what I've said?
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>>701256494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bb8VCfn014
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Last image get!
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>>701256807
>>701256807
>>701256807
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>>701256618
Still looks like a loli boat
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>>701256626
I'm just assuming that lower influx of people would cause more people to leave the threads and just stay in third party chats.
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What's that about the last post?
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how about you close your ns
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How about you close your life?
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fuck all of you fags
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Fuck you.
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>>701257764
No You
last post
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Should i even post wtf

Wanted to claim someone but then reminded me that i better not get corrupted by weeaboo trash

>Newfag
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>>701257821
Last post and last image get?
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>>701257824
what the fuvl
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>>701257824
>>701257974
Lat post
stop bring fags
>>701257919
Cmon
just a little bit can't hurt anon
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>>701258068
I agree.

>>701258092
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>>701258068
No
go kys or something edgy
>>701258088
>g/fur
Ewwww
>loli
a lot of the stuff posted there is pretty trashy tbh
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>>701258068
fuck off back to the other thread and continue your monotone and boring discussion about "boats", you edgelord.
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>>701258088
I don't post in loli.
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>>701258278
Is ruining fun your specialty?
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Are you actually doing this?
I mean. Fuck.
You're just a boring copycat, nothing original comes from you, to be honest.
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>>701258255
>>701258255
>>701258255
>>701258255
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>>701258373
Same.
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>>701258373
>>701258373
>>701258373
>>701258373
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>>701258373
Me too, thanks.
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>oh look the other oldfags from circlejerking threads are having fun
>ohh hEEEEH here's me who's been here for 5 months and I want to have fuuunnnn lol
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>>701258520
haha xd
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>>701258534
>>701258534
>>701258534
This tbh fam smdh.
>>701258534
>>701258534
>>701258534
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.
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>>701258684
>>701258684
>>701258684
>>701258684
this>>701258684
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>>701258049
Tour Guide of The Underworld

A Yugiog Card featuring a cute cunning ... Well tour guide in her mid 20ies it seems...

I dont get why many waifus are either loli, nonhuman or just batshit crazy. Xd

Trivia: It was one of the most expensive cards printed a few years ago.

Image limit reached. Can i post a link?
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.
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I'm going to the post office to mail boxes of garbage to random people around the country.
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.
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There's a monkey in the jungle.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq7Ovshz1UI

This is a blog now.
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>>701259021
What the fuck is this? Some kind of tradition?
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>>701259157
blog your day then
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>>701259257
Yes
You need to be a part of the elite to know of it
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I dunno
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>>701259334
Care to explain? Because i kept getting cancer of 9gag and fb shit, so i kind of want to integrate into 4chan :P
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>>701259614
xd
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h.
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so lonely
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last post
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no last now
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last
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>>701260991
No me
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me.
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>>701261615
Fuck off fag im last on all of them
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me,
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>>701261951

Fuck off fag im last on all of them
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>>701256468
Who is this ?
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>>701262751
your mum xd
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Other thread was pruned.

lol
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Chen is pretty cool
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>>701263582
no
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Y
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>>701264718
M
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>>701265564
C
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>>701266167
A
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