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Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed
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Chen in 2nd post?
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>>701240065
>Shiro
That is a legit terrible reason to tell someone to stop. I have fun with it, and I never actually get LEWD lewd in threads. I don't see a real problem here.

>>701240132
>Cute Bote
Legit, Ama, if you didn't like it, you should have told me to stop earlier. I won't flirt with someone if they don't want me to...except Maki.

>>701240186
>Robit
Ya, me and my friend both are NA.
>A LOT of people in Europe and such play on NA, since it's that much better than Gameforge.
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As always.
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>>701240405
Plz read this megu from shino

Sachi’s dead

He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
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>>701240799
Hey there roboto

Tristana claim and main
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>>701240169
Oh, don't worry, darling.
You know I will always love you, no matter what.
Come here and rest your head on mommy's bosom.
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Taking Vocaroo requests.
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>>701240452 [yuno]
If something breaks somewhere and my boss judges I'm not too incompetent to fix it, I'll have to drive over their and make the place run again.
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>>701240799
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
I completely agree
>>701240912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
>>701240972
cunt
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QOTT

What is a musical guilty pleasure of yours?

https://youtu.be/EeObu0jfSxE

>FUKKEN TWITCH
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>701240993
Let's try something that's not a copypasta. Scream out explosion as if you were casting it alongside your waifu.

>>701241109
>Any and all Super Eurobeat
That and I unironically like some Nickleback, and don't really think they're that bad.
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>>701240943
What about presenting your ass to the thread? That's pretty fucking lewd.
>>701241109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ArwwM9_bvo
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>>701240943
Hey cutie
Didn't notice you last thread
How are you doing?
>>701240992
You baited me so hard with that filename
>Rip phone
>>701241100
Kek for some reason that made me laugh pretty hard
Does that happen often though, because if it does there may be something he needs to do to prevent it
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>>701240943
So it's possible to play on NA if you're on GF?
>>701240981
o shit waddup?
>>701241102
i knew you would
>>701241109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHh86ySgKrA
>Purely from nostalgia
>>701240912
fail
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>>701241297
>oops
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>>701241109
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OE04rPC5VS0
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>>701240972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gCUARO8qa5
>>701241257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1anOPGCYGan
(Never again)
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>>701241109
here you go fam if you want female vocals with breakdowns

One of my guilty pleasures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQrEJe1rO-U
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>>701240912
Look at what I had for Captcha Chenny boy

>>701240993
Try doing a cover song under the voice of well known characters

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1klRJhnfcJm
>a vocaroo.com thread

>>701241297
About to get some oatmeal, und you?

>Tristana
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D.Va

>>701240132
define better
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>>701241388
WINNNING SACHI IS DEAD!
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>>701241109
usually into harder stuff but there's something about this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9tkKDbQVLg
>>701241266
There's a lot of plumbing failures not much we can do about it until it shits the bed
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>>701240993
Say 'The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.'
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Claiming Muffet once again
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>>701241257
>I unironically like some Nickleback
I know that feeling. My Aunt was a big Nickleback fan, so naturally I came to like a few of their songs. When she did I actually went back and listened to those songs again. Wew lad. Still miss her.

>>701241264
Gotta love Hard Gay medleys.

>>701241297
Never heard this before in my life.

>>701241353
feherhehfehfehhh Techno is garbage.

>>701241402
>waiting for the wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub
I said guilty pleasures guys, not your driving songs.

>>701241586
Never heard this before ever. Will probably continue the trend.
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Oops forgot image.
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>>701241264
>Posting an old picture of me from a few years back
And I still don't see how it was all that lewd. It was still covered even.

>>701241266
Hey there Cutie, laying down eating some pretzels waiting for the tired to hit. You?

>>701241297
You'd have to make a new character and account, but I assume you haven't gotten TOO far, have you?

>>701241388
>You actually did it.
>Mfw
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>>701241109
https://youtu.be/kT3OQwyvKmk
I hate the genre, but damn is it fiyahh

>>701241402
Yo yo Shino

>>701241264
Pic or actual person? Wahappen
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>>701241647
Ive played this at gigs and fucking its a panty dropper.

Driving songs meh
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>>701241388
Megu plz
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>>701241774
Sup trist how you doing bud?
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>>701241701
Maybe your views of lewd are clouded. I just find it real odd that you flirt with everyone you get the chance to.
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>>701241439
browsing /waifu/ and watching overwatch videos. might play it later if i'm not tired. anything interesting been happening?
>>701241647
is sarcasm or being genuine? i honestly can't tell
>>701241701
the highest i got is level 13 with my Elin so no. barely even started.
>>701241388
Jesus chirst, it's like 2am. what are your neighbours thinking?
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>>701241790
Rinsing.
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>>701241388
;-;
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>>701241266
You've been visited by
>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XemVrN0DaBM

>>701241102

Thanks, Sachi.
Very nice coming from you, I've never expected it.

>>701241439

Restaurant Chen.

>>701241297

Yeah. I've failed.
Damn.
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>>701241586
Well that sucks.
Let's hope it doesn't happen today then.
What sre you up to?
>>701241701
>Did you just accept me calling you cute?
I think I just won
Damn pretzels sound pretty good, I'm also laying in bed hoping the heat doesn't hit me too hard
>2 fans are blowing on my face
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>>701241774
God I hate trap music. I lived IN a trap house and this is all they would listen to. I swear. Niggers gonna nig.

>>701241790
I bet. High school girls today just want loud sounds in rhythm to drown out their nasally ass "voices"

>>701241893
What comment?
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>>701241925
>Rattle
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>>701242069
>never heard this before in my life
>jenny
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mercy
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>>701242010
So will you?
>>701242093
>rattle rattle
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>>701241647
A lot of people hate it because it's a meme. Their songs sound a tad similar, but each one tells some kind of story, or just kinda makes you think about shit.

>>701241881
Or maybe your views of lewd are too saintly.
>I flirt with everyone I get the chance to
Not true. If I did, I'd flirt with Renge, Ika, and Iowa. And that's just off the top of my head. And very rarely do I do it to be serious.

>>701241893
Hop on the NA servers. Level 11 is like, an hour at most.
>Probably even quicker, I haven't leveled from the start in years.

>>701242038
I did not, I just figured you'd know my response already.
I'm hoping I fall asleep before the heat actually hits today.
>Won't be the only things. :^)
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>>701241595
This one was hard.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oxRpF8A0F6

Also I tried to sing renai circulation and when I played it back somehow there was another song overlapping it.
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>>701242235
second best grill
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>>701242130
Truly, never heard it before.

It honestly sounds like something Black OLs would listen to in the 90s/2000s or something.

>>701242291
Ehhh.... They are laughing all the way to the bank.
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>>701242255

I don't understand.
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>>701241851
Oatmeal and around the vicinity of waking up. What about you?

>>701241893
Hmmm...I wouldn't know of anything interesting since I appear at the most calm times. All I can recall is the dom queen and something with therapist.
Oh I got something for you: I own a cat :)

>>701242010
Yessir now go to Chef Ramsay for some help

>>701242069
I don't understand how these songs merit soo many views, but yeah, it's annoying hearing the damned things
At least the twitch thing is enjoyable

>>701242235
Hello tracer
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>>701242069
You know it. Honestly if we wanna get into some real shit i got you. I'am more into like real techno

Like this, can't play this shit its too epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ_ARZW_FmI
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>>701242069
I love how subjectIve you're being.
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>>701242314
I was expecting an 'Is a faggot' at the end or somethnig.
Thanks.
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>>701242038
Sending out a shitload of resumes and listening to music. Probably gonna play some games soon. What are you doing today?
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>>701242069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
>>701242291
I've stated previously, I've become a dick recently. So maybe I'm the one in the wrong. I don't know.
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>>701242407
Not much man Jammin some old records. thinking about playing some league If i can find anyone to throw down with me

>>701242498
hey bby
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Still taking requests!
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>>701242407
TRAP NIGGAS BOI!
WOO!
BITCH U GUESSIN!
TRAP MUSIC BOI!
WOO!

That's all.

>>701242416
You do know what a guilty pleasure is, right?

>>701242453
Well, tastes in music (even guilty pleasures, which should not be subjected to subjectivity) is a really hot topic.

>>701242583
>nigger immediately pops up on the video image thingy
More trap music I assume.
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>>701242672
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>>701242619
hey buddy. finally got around to sort out your filenames?
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Waking up is harder than it seems
Wandering through these empty rooms of dusty books
And quiet dreams.
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>>701242367
Pretty much.
>Another guilty pleasure, I like a lot of punk and pop rock from the 90s and early 2000s
https://youtu.be/GTwJo0HeNmU

>>701242583
Just gotta lighten up mang.
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>>701242291
Sure cutie, but it's official now. You're a cute
But won't you wake up because of it? I mean I did even though all my blinds are closed etc
>You wanna blow my face?
Not sure how that works
>>701242498
Oh so you are looking for a new job! Anything of a response yet?
I'm not doing much just trying not to die pretty much I kinda want to game but I'm just way too comfy atm
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>>701240406
What else
>>701240992
I'll pass
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Yeah i do, Like taylor swift.

I honestly like taylor swift.

thats one.
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>>701242672
see >>701242859
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>>701242367
yeah, early 2000's. When my aunt was still a teen she used to play this all the time. i was like 4.
>>701242407
>i own a cat
Get on my level, i have 4 cats.
>>701242291
Do i need a VPN to get on NA? everywhere i look i see guides that use VPN's and shit.
>>701242765
Are you that Peter Lore guy? You remind alot of him
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>>701242314
Say "To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing."
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>>701242786
Woah bro.

Before Green Day went totally fagtrons they were good.

Another of my guilty pleasures
https://youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ
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>>701242672
>insult everything unless it fits my specific taste

>>>/mu/
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>>701242010
From a duo with Philip Best from Whitehouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1AOHt3MDsw
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>>701242928
I am asking for guilty pleasures, which is basically asking "What shit tier music do you secretly like."

Stay mad I guess.
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>>701242917
This scares me.
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>>701242927
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJSfieToXSQ
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>>701242895
I remind a lot of people of a lot of other people.
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>>701243023
What about it frightens you?
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>>701242844
No responses yet. Stay comfy comrade
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>>701243005
my point stand
>>>/mu/
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>>701242850
A deliberate effort to indulge your whitehaircon side, maybe?
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>>701242970

You haven't asnwered my last post.
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>>701242660
Can you say

Time to please my waife

>not waifu, waife
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>>701242672
I think you may like it. No overplayed sub-bass on the track, like most nigger rap.
>>701242786
I don't know.
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>>701240799
Gumi is best waifu
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>>701243149
To be honest, I'd rather not.

>>701243244
Nah man. Trap Rap and other Nigger Crap is garbage.
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wooot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm1vWpuUxOo
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>>701242388
Chen, will you marry me?
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>>701242619
Fuck me. I wish I wasn't doing anything today now, oh well. I'm sure the others would join ya

>Taylor Swift
Shake it off and starbucks lovers

>>701242672
Blel

GRRA GRRA GRRA
FUG NIGAHS ON SIGHT

>>701242895
I would've owned five meow meows, but I have to give the litter away. Sad times since I named them and got comfy
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>>701240799
>best robot
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>>701243172
There is no such thing :^)
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>>701243242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12U9Or75Mme
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>>701243320

I've stated previously, I've become a dick recently. So maybe I'm the one in the wrong. I don't know.
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>>701243326
>go to sleep
>trap house is full of meth heads and coke addicts
>4:20 am
>on the dot

ALL THESE
BROKE NIGGAS
BE LIKE
THESE HOES AND GOLD DIGGERS
GOTTA SHAKE EM LIKE A MOTHA FUKKA
SHAKE EM OFF
SHAKE EM OFF
SHAKE ME LIKE A MOTHA FUKKA

Almost. Every. Fucking. Night. Fuck trap shit.
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Sometimes when I feel like I dont have my life together, I think of all the boys that seriously spend all day on the Internet fighting over which cartoon character is their pretend wife.
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>>701243298
You belong there.
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>>701242970
Edgy Fun Police.
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>>701243476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0FPDq4Uxk
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>>701243298
Hope its not too late for me to pitch in with a guilty pleasure
https://youtu.be/Eco4z98nIQY
I love some electro swing from time to time
>>701243142
What kind of jobs did you apply to?
I guess I will then, might watch some anime later
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>>701243476
So you will?
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>>701242917
>>701243460
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>>701243605
Dude please, you're scaring me.
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>>701243326
when i was kid i had to take care of two litters. Giving them away was really hard on my brother.
>>701243343
The best roll was legends roll. At least she did something other than tell you where enemies were
>>701243513
Sometimes when I feel like I dont have my life together, I think of all the boys that seriously spend all day on the Internet trying to start arguments so they can call "i trolled u"
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>>701243521
Pretty sure I don't want to ever step foot in /mu/

If you don't like hipster shit or TOOL they pretty much shitpost you into a 404.

So far I've just offended your guilty pleasure and you got so triggered and mad that you want me to leave. Maybe YOU went to /mu/ and got similar treatment for music you REALLY like.

Sad days boys.
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>>701243682
There is nothing more frightening than life itself.
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>>701243716
All robots girls are best girls
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>>701243298
Maybe sad boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY
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>>701243726
>trap is garbage because I live in a shithole
>subjectively dislike something: garbage
>garbage

You sound like most hipsters on /mu/, the exact ones you despise.
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Snek tiddies
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>>701243726
You're judging the board without ever stepping in it. Tool barely gets discussed.

>>701243529
Stop making this joke.

>>701243824
I unironically like Yung Lean.

>>701243175
I don't have anything to add to it.
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>>701243726
I don't think you've been on /mu/ before.
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You should love garbage since you are garbage. Everyone and everything is garbage. We come from garbage and we will go back to garbage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4

I like this.

Is very grown up.
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>>701243488
Lol Holy shet that cracked me.
I'm so sorry for you to go through that; mine is spanish music blasted from lowdrop civics at 2-4, but I mean, it's not trap.

So what're you doing today?

>>701243716
>Pic not related for convo
That sucks man. I hope they're in good hands
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https://youtu.be/Q7aOWIFgIZQ

>>701243980
LOL I must have REALLY made you mad by insulting your guilty pleasure. Sucks to suck.

>>701244039
You are damn right I am. When it comes to music everything is a target. Just like any type of social media.

>>701244065
Never not once.

Fuck it. I've triggered the fuck out of /waifu/ with guilty pleasures and honest criticism. I'm gonna go play warframe.
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>>701244125
Triggering the fuck out of /waifu/ apparently
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>>701244118
I like you

You're very grown up
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>>701243566
I applied for maintenance tech in many shops near the town I want to move to. What series are you watching?
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>>701244039
He has a good flow.
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>>701243435
Whatever you say, white haired boat collector.
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>>701244140
It just seems a bit odd that you'd say how /mu/ is without going on the board ever.
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>>701244039

Oh, okay.

>>701244203

Thanks.
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>>701244140
criticising something means being critical of it, you just called the shit you didn't like garbage then called everyone mad.
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>>701242844
I am not!
Nah, generally if I can fall asleep before it, I'll wake up for a split second when it's too hot to kick the blanket off, but then I'll be right back asleep before it even hits the ground.
Not what I meant.

>>701242895
I'm not sure if you do or not. Could always try without, and if that doesn't work, then try with one.

>>701242927
That was rather popular. Not my taste really, but not the worst song.
>I unironically enjoy k-pop
https://youtu.be/RRwutDUyqNA
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mei is bae
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>>701244118
Hotline Miami, do you play it?

>Tristana
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>>701244202
No problem cutie
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Every song posted in this thread is trash.
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>>701244531
That is the point behind Guilty Pleasures.

Bad music, for whatever reason, you like.
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>>701244531
go play warframe already tomoko
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claiming ran as my mommy
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>>701244531
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w
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>>701244531
Lemme fix that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NoLij4CFUw
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this is true
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE46s7HNrjo
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>>701244244
Its better than being a Golden eye prostitute loli slut boat butt lover
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>>701244125
yeah, they were all friends of the family.
>>701244402
better be. i fucking hate using VPN's. once had to configure one just so i could browse the web in China.
>>701244629
what are they called? Momfu? Motherfu?
>>701244683
good thing my parents kicked me out at an early age.
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>>701244202
Ooh, I wonder who is having the piss

>>701244531
K
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why did tomo ask everyone to post guilty pleasures, then insulted everyone and now thinks he is the shit?
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>>701244437

Yes, I did.
I've enjoyed it.
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>>701244841
Par for the course with that one, he's autistic as shit.
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>>701244531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0
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>>701244841
I have no guilty pleasures.
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>>701244804
Yeah, but most of that isn't true.
At least mine is accurate.
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>>701244218
Oh that sounds like a good plan tbh, I hope they'll take you in.
May I ask what's on your resume?
>High school? College? Work experience?
I'm just curious how you got where you are now
Nothing atm still need to watch kill la kill, watched some EPs on steam yesterday and it seemed really fun
>>701244402
Damn I'm pretty jealous, but perhaps you're more used to heat than I am. I don't know how the weather is in your state.
In my country it's usually not above the 25 degrees so of it hits 40 I'm pretty much caught of guard
I know it wasn't what you meant, but I just had to make sure we don't get too lewd
>Don't wanna piss shiro off
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>>701244841
Because he belongs in an asylum.

I'm pretty sure he isn't liked by his fellow niggers.
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>>701244808
i don't know but i had a shit relationship with my irl mom and i latched onto ran after a bad breakup now i have an oedipus complex

momfu i guess
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Your guilty pleasures are shit and you should all kill yourselves.
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>>701245137
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6XM3mdQNkk
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>>701245137
Are you a dom? <3
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>>701244808
The fuck were you doing in the land of cheap plastic toys?

>>701245030
It hits 40 pretty often while I'm sleeping. I'm very used to heat, but it doesn't mean I like it at all.
>When I start ERPing, I'll readily accept being told to fuck right off. Until then, il make my references all I want.
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Holy shit you haven't killed yourself for listening to that GARBAGE?
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>>701245142
>>>/hole/
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Gosh Anon,

You listen to pure SHIT and you won't apply the noose?
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>>701245334
>>701245386
>>701245142

This reminds me of me when I was posting with Tenryuu's tripcode.
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You IRONICALLY listen to a garbage disposal set to a beat and call that MUSIC?

Take some .45 caliber aspirin.
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>>701242850
>I'll pass
Just remember I'll always be here for you, sweetie pie.
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>>701245030
High school done. Did a few semesters of college but got nothing out of it. I have a professional studies diploma in electromechanical work since about 2 months. Kill la kill is really fun and it gets extra silly near the end
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>>701244804
>>701245021
Just fuck already
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Oh we broke it.
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>>701244683
Yeah no, I hope not

>>701244857
Right on. I was scanning and most comments said Hotline

>>701244968
There isn't a thing called guilty pleasure, it's just another way of saying what you think others would consider shitty.

>>701245276
You have a vulnerable neck, did anyone tell you that?
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>>701244841
You should ignore it and not respond, it's always saying and doing shit to goad people into a response because it so desperately seeks (You)'s and validation from others here.
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>>701245527
nice feet
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LOL

You think NIGGERS MAKE MUSIC?

Good goy.
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>>701245527
Nice feet.
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>>701245505
No choking dammit!
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>>701245334
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
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>>701245505
I don't care if others think what I listen to is shitty. I am not concerned with the opinions of other people.
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>>701245527
>>701245576
>>701245604
t. sachi samefagging because nobody finds it funny anymore
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>>701245021
Its as true as it can get
>>701245137
Kyouko.
>>701245457
Hello police? There is a sex offender following me.
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>>701245477
I don't know how to sex a boat.
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>>701245665
only first 2 were me
>>701245747
I could show you bb
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>>701245665
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LOL

I say you listen to bad music and you try and DEFEND YOUR PREFERENCES?

Who's REALLY seeking validation?
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>>701245736
Hi white haired loli lover.
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>>701245747
>Stick it in the stern
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>>701245276
Oh damn well I like heat but not when it's random like here. I will need to get used to it if I move there
>I was joking cutie
I really don't care how lewd stuff gets here also I may have contributed once or twice
>>701245473
Oh damn well it's a decent resume I don't see why they wouldn't hire you
>If they're hiring in the first place
Yea it's been recommended to me by quite a lot of people, including nui ofc
I'll watch it after I finish this fire emblem map
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>>701245130
Momfu rolls off easier
>>701245276
>aunt went to visit family in china (her parents moved to china for some unknown reason)
>went with since it'd get me out of school
>ended up being a shitty journey and laptop got key damage in customs
Still, got out of school which made it worth it
>>701245747
step 1: get boner
step 2:insert dick
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>>701245616
Kk boss

>>701245662
K, I'd enjoy my time with this, but echk.
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You STILL haven't found my hypocrisy?

TOP FUKKEN KEK
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>>701245736
>Calling the police
That was your second mistake...
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>>701245736
>Golden eye
This is accurate. One of Shizuru's eyes are gold.
>prostitute
I've never been compensated for sexual favors.
>loli
Yes
>slut
No
>boat
Nope
>butt lover
Yeah i suppose so. If it's the right butt.
>>701245796
Tempting offer, but let's forget the boats. I'd rather learn about your anatomy, bb.
>>701245868
The what now?
>>701245895
Insert where? Penis goes where?
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>>701245882
Oh I love this game. Which one are you playing? I played Sacred Stones the most
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>>701246142
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>>701245969
>implying people are actually taking you seriously
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>>701246346
>>701246346
>>701246346
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>>701245747
I'll show you :^)
>>701245860
>white haired
ok
>loli
not ok
>>701246175
Criminal scum
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>>701246316

t.homura or tats
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>>701246316
Thanks for the (You) faggot.

Radiohead is garbage.
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>>701246316
>responding
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