can you show me your face if this reply gets doubles? this is acutally more of a rhetorical question so… yeah.
Should probably shave but w/e
>would've had a higher chance of her coming back if I just ignored her after she broke up with me
This is nearly a guaranteed fact, anon
But the fact that she give you lip service could be considered a plus. Do not call her, and when she calls you, don't have time for long conversation. Keep it short and exceptionally happy (sort of like how you were with her in the beginning)
Why are you interested in her?
Was my first real gf/took my virginity and all that. Idk, always feel happy when I'm around her. Should probably just move on tho, kinda done with being disappointed by her and there's enough girls out there
How can I make money online as a collegefag? Will talk with some of you lonely fellas for some cash
I mean, I can. I'm kind of a hambeast imho. Some dudes dig it tho
>always feel happy when I'm around her
That's a definite plus right there, if you're being completely honest about how you feel when you are with her.
Sometimes don't answer the phone if she calls. If she leaves a message be a bit slow to return her call. Enjoy/participate in your hobbies in the meantime. Be with friends.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing atm. I'm fine with how my life is right now tho, it's been a while since we broke up and I'm fully over it, just miss it sometimes. She said she wasn't ready yet to be in a relationship and she felt like she wanted to grow up first.
I mean, I'm not ashamed of it. People make fun of me so I joke with them. I'm all for liking your skin but I wouldn't go so low as to say I'm one of those fat acceptance fuckers. I'm awake I'm unhealthy and gross hahaha
What were you doing when you discovered each other?
Pic is not my own, but I balanced and rotated it for her for our viewing pleasure
How many bath toys do you have? Do you have the boat? The octopus? Do you have a rubber ducky? Because you should definitely have a rubber ducky. Show me pics of your rubber ducky. If you don't have a rubber ducky, then get one NOW. Everyone deserves a rubber ducky.
my pants are now tight thanks to your soles, and i would love more pics of your toes.
Please enjoy the attached photos of my toes. There are ten for you to enjoy
Why don't you think that having all those types of bath toys might give the impression that you are childish?
Do you have any pets?
you're still a waste of human resources, and should be euthanized
>Why don't you think that having all those types of bath toys might give the impression that you are childish?
Because Bath toys are the best thing ever, and they are only used by mature manly men like me.
>Do you have any pets?
Yeah, a Jack Russel called Pipoca (Portuguese for popcorn).
i'm more against sick freaks who post their cocks on imageboards. i don't have a problem with respectable homosexuals who don't flaunt their sexuality like fags. i do have a problem with sick fags who are emotionally and mentally fucked.
my cock is now at 80% density, thank you for your assistance.
Please continue posting feets.
You have sexy feet, have you ever done any foot fetish related sexy times?
I regret to inform you I am now out of the bath and my phone has died.
I've nver really done anything sexual with them before! one of my ex boyfriends liked cumming on them though!
You seem really upset for some reason, you could've just ignored this thread and moved on with your life. To be honest, I'm just really really bored and decided to take a bath and talk to people
sorry for disregarding your useless posts. if you weren't mentally retarded, you would've gathered that i'm not here to read your posts, i'm here to hate on op. now, go back to cleaning the gunk from under your flapjack tits, cowgirl.
That wasn't me, I'm still in the bath
I mean, Scoopy my daisy dukes up off your floor and I'll consider it, alright ;) I think OP is actually a pretty swell dude
It's plugged in! I dont like sitting on my bed when my skin is still wet though. Makes me feel icky and sticky. Not even in the good "Im covered in cum" way.
do you like cum on your feet?
also post moar feet, dead battery cannot get in the way of this love.
I didnt like or dislike it. It felt a little like i had gotten something food related on them But it wasnt unpleasant!
I will feed your fetish just give me some time
Oh no the Great Faggot has spoken the One True Truth
kys everyones gonna die
Hmm now that I think about it she didn't really have that much hobbies, reading i suppose so can't really participate in that. Would sometimes play some videogames with her, she also likes to watch series so we did that too. She played soccer with some of her girl-friends
>To be honest, I'm just really really bored and decided to take a bath and talk to people
This is probably one of the most interesting threads at the moment.
So, what kind of games?
>I will feed your fetish just give me some time
holy shit, your deduction skills are on par with the great fictional genius, Sherlock Holmes. of course i'm upset, because i have a deep-seated hate for weird faggots like you. also, typical fucking overused point. "you could've just ignored this thread". no fucking shit, but i didn't, so think of a better argument.
I guess the best way to describe it is that she has the kind of smile where if you look at her you can't help but smile yourself. It just makes you happy looking and hearing her smiling/laughing
What fun would that be? How else am I going to wallow in my own self loathing before offing myself? This place seems 10/10 to do that.
I mean, You're here after all, Supreme Leader of Faggots.
Yeah, but your being extra faggy and it's not even funny. At least try to be funny. That stuff is straight outta My Space (or some shit role playing site, and I DON'T mean /tg/).
>reading i suppose so can't really participate in that.
You can by reading salacious stories with her that will invariably feed her sexual appetite or you could read exciting books too.
Is her smile your favorite feature of her? what features of her's would you change or what kind of body features (that she doesn't have) would you like to explore?
Gotta get out of this bath real quick, gonna have dinner in a bit, I'll be back in like 5 if this thread is still alive
Sounds really cliché but I really change anything about her tbh, maybe make her a bit more mentally stable and more straight forward in some cases, but I guess that's just called being a woman
>a bit more mentally stable and more straight forward
You're asking too much of a girl generally speaking. Just enjoy it when she's stable, and be patient when she's not.
How is she in bed? Is she experienced?
I get the feeling she's older than you.
Purty small, nice shape though. Whenever I have a bath I am too lazy to get up,and I stay there for ages, so it must be great to have something you can slide off with (there are also two nice bumps, to help you get up which is also helpful)
>. Keep it short and exceptionally happy (sort of like how you were with her in the beginning)
Can confirm that this works, not only on the psychological manipulation side, but also you feel better yourself.
Yeah I was in it for like 1.5 hours, can't ever find the motivation to get out of one once I get in there
>not only on the psychological manipulation side
To me, it feels less like manipulation because it puts the onus on her to make contact - but it works and definitely allows you to keep your dignity as you say (feel better yourself)
But, it takes will power
>small cottage in the middle of the woods with a bath tub for 2 persons,
Sounds positively fantastic, peaceful, safely away from all the craziness
Meditation would be much better for your brain than getting lost in thought
>I just told her openly
What did you say?
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>Meditation would be much better for your brain than getting lost in thought
It just happens, then bam I wasted like half of the day. I don't know how to stop doing it, it just happens every time. I am not good with routine any way, so I would forget to meditate.
I would recommend that you seek professional guidance in treating your severe mental illness (homosexuality).
At first she was a bit sad, but I explained myself well enough. She is also on the other side of the world right now and has enough of her own stuff to do. But when we skype every now and then, things are really great, before that we were constantly trying to fix something, which was just stressfull now we stepped back and are just enjoying the time. Much like you described, we were in a longterm relationship since a relatively young age, know each other in and out and in theory really enjoy to be together.
If you are not interested in professional help, then I would recommend self-destructing, via a self-inflicted gunshot wound to your noodle.
Aight, will definitely check it out, might go read in in French to pick it back up, only used to reading in English and Dutch and don't want to forget everything I learned about French in high school
Fuck off normie. Moral fag
>constantly trying to fix something
sounds a bit tumultuous... relationships should not be like this (not that I have a cure, other than being positive and over looking a lot and don't be reactive to every little thing
I hope nothing is lost in translation, as it is a lot British humor
You freaks should be burned alive in front of school children to teach them what acting like a sick demented deviant earns you in the ;eality of life. Hiding behind an anon posting site is the cowards way to express your sick weird shit.