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I'm taking a /b/ath, ask me anything
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How old are u?
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>>701233927
20
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why no bubbles?
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If dubs shit in bath and use as sponge
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>>701234335
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Is this water cold?
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>>701233311
Are your knees cold?
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Is your dick cut?
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>>701234328
Panel to activate the bubble thing broke down
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>>701234357
No
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>>701234454
No
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>>701234443
Yes
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>>701233311
take dick pic plz...
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>>701234549
Not hard
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>>701234549
Also here for dick
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Show anyways please
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>>701234578
im okay with soft dick i want to know how one looks in the water.
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>>701233311
can you show me your face if this reply gets doubles? this is acutally more of a rhetorical question so… yeah.
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>>701233311
drown for me
also checked!
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Op dickpick
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Why did you take a pic of your balls though?
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>>701234633
>>701234653
>>701234549
Should probably shave but w/e
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>>701234696
No
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>>701235042
You are perfection <3 fem anon here
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>>701235209
Where's the timestamp at
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>>701235288
trust me with these a cups you wouldnt be able to tell i am a fem .__.
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>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Country
>Salary
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>>701235388
Both got 88s, have to do it now
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>>701235388
you need to know that tits are tits. a many that disgraces your breasts because of their size is a bitch and his opinion should be disregarded.
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>>701235388
i like smal tits
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>>701235042
moar
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>>701236328
Small tits are good.
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>>701233311
Why are your legs so skinny?
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>>701236536
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>>701236973
Because I am skinny
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>>701235388

pussy pic
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>>701237063
show ass
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>>701237140
Got a really hairy ass, cbf
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What made you decide to take a bath?
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>>701237601
Was bored and didn't want to take a shower
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When was the last time you put that dick inside a person?

Was it a mouth, pussy, or ass?
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how long is your dick?
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>>701235388
a cups master race
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>>701237876
Mouth, exactly one week ago in the car, was a girl btw
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>>701237899
Dunno, like 6-7 inches probably
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What country(s) did you root for when the olympics were on?
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>>701238184
Holland/sweden
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>>701238100
Was it your first time with her mouth?

friend or lover?
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>>701238424
Not the first time, friends with benefits I guess
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Can I join you, anon?
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>>701238581
If you're a female, sure
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Have you ever done anything sexual with a family member?
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>>701238519
Is she married or involved?
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>>701238715
Nope
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>>701238798
No, she's my ex, but we are not seeing anyone else, complicated
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>>701238632
Done
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>>701238861
Debating with yourself as to whether or not doing something sexual with her was a mistake or not?
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>>701238912
In that case you can definitely join, timestamp?
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>>701239106
Yeah definitely, probably would've had a higher chance of her coming back if I just ignored her after she broke up with me
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>>701239215
>would've had a higher chance of her coming back if I just ignored her after she broke up with me

This is nearly a guaranteed fact, anon

But the fact that she give you lip service could be considered a plus. Do not call her, and when she calls you, don't have time for long conversation. Keep it short and exceptionally happy (sort of like how you were with her in the beginning)

Why are you interested in her?
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>>701239128
I've got bubbles because you're a pleb
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>>701239083
It's about damn time there was a thread about politics
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>>701239598
Was my first real gf/took my virginity and all that. Idk, always feel happy when I'm around her. Should probably just move on tho, kinda done with being disappointed by her and there's enough girls out there
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>>701239620
Kinda jealous tbh, I should probably join you instead now
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>>701239957
I mean, your tub looks bigger. Get the jets fixed and get yourself some bubbles
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>>701233311
Can you not make threads like this?
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>>701239620
>>701238912
would apreciate more
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>>701240041
You sound annoyed. Go take a bath
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>>701240031
You got yourself a deal, how old are you?
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>>701239620
Breasts or begone
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>>701240041
Sry
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How can I make money online as a collegefag? Will talk with some of you lonely fellas for some cash
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>>701240082
I mean, I can. I'm kind of a hambeast imho. Some dudes dig it tho
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>>701240210
Ask my boi tailopez :^)
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>>701240254
Op here, would definitely have sex with you right now
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>>701240254
a bit more isn't bad. don't like it when they are to skinny
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>>701239915
>always feel happy when I'm around her

That's a definite plus right there, if you're being completely honest about how you feel when you are with her.

Sometimes don't answer the phone if she calls. If she leaves a message be a bit slow to return her call. Enjoy/participate in your hobbies in the meantime. Be with friends.
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>>701237063
Would suck 10/10
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>>701240142
Do you want hambeast tits? Serious question.
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>>701240513
tits are tits
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>>701240380
I've gotta lose some weight. I'm at the point where I can make fun of myself for being a landwhale but I want a goddess booty
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>>701240513
obviously
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>>701233311
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>>701238861
Did you cum in her mouth?
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>>701240428
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing atm. I'm fine with how my life is right now tho, it's been a while since we broke up and I'm fully over it, just miss it sometimes. She said she wasn't ready yet to be in a relationship and she felt like she wanted to grow up first.
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What are your hobbies?
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>>701240591
>inb4 gross a hambeast
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>>701240689
Yeah, was sort of like a handjob and she told me to tell her when I was cumming so she could: 'catch it'
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>>701240615
that's good that you can make fund of yourselfe. and i think one does only need to lose weight when he/she doesn't feel gool in his/her current boddy
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>>701240853
Op again, would definitely put my dick in between those, beautiful
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>>701240859
I mean, I'm not ashamed of it. People make fun of me so I joke with them. I'm all for liking your skin but I wouldn't go so low as to say I'm one of those fat acceptance fuckers. I'm awake I'm unhealthy and gross hahaha
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>>701240853
i like them a bit smaler but would definitly suck on them, if i was single that is
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>>701240786
Sortof like a pro-gamer, also longboarding, going to the gym, hanging out with my friends, all that
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>>701240853
Look like toe of mine without it nail and breastnipple
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>>701240853
I would def hotdog your buns bb
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>>701240738
What were you doing when you discovered each other?

Pic is not my own, but I balanced and rotated it for her for our viewing pleasure
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>>701241069
I don't think I've ever had my tits compared to a toe. Thanks man!
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>>701240853
Tits are tits, won't say no to those tits at all.
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>>701240853
please post feet!
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>>701241116
Mutual friends and we sometimes went out with both groups, just kissed once on a night out
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>>701241116
You mean this thread with the other bathing anon? I was in the shower? Idk enjoy my hambeast tits tho and ty for rotating!
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>>701241240
Sure? Enjoy my unshaven legs I guess
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>>701241271
And we started dating from there and it worked out right away
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>>701241383
nice, thank you. Can u take a closer, clearer pic?
nice toes btw
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>>701241400
Beast lover,
Please enjoy my soles
Xoxo

Miss beast
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How many bath toys do you have? Do you have the boat? The octopus? Do you have a rubber ducky? Because you should definitely have a rubber ducky. Show me pics of your rubber ducky. If you don't have a rubber ducky, then get one NOW. Everyone deserves a rubber ducky.
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>>701241052
The gym is a great healthful way to get your happy on

>>701241276
>You mean this thread with the other bathing anon?
no.

How many pushups/situps can you perform without stopping?
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>>701241564
Got fucking loads of rubber ducky's at my mom's house, I'll make a new thread as soon as I get there :^)
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>>701241631
Oh Lul sorry dude I misread that
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>>701241674
Yay! Don't forget to time stamp anon, thanks!
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>>701241631
Never really do situps/push-ups mostly weight lifting/pull ups/bench press etc. I can pullup 3x10 at least, never really did more
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>>701241548
miss beast,
my pants are now tight thanks to your soles, and i would love more pics of your toes.
beastlover
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>>701233311
why are you such a degenerate?
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>>701241820
Why you have to be mad
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>>701241116
fucking disgusting
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>>701241866
because i hate wastes of space like you
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>>701241933
Cmon man, you don't even know me :^)
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>>701241779
Beastlover,
Please enjoy the attached photos of my toes. There are ten for you to enjoy

Xoxo
Miss beast
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>>701242005
but judging by the pictures you've posted, you're a mentally unstable homosexual, which is enough for me to hate you
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>>701241564
Why don't you think that having all those types of bath toys might give the impression that you are childish?

Do you have any pets?
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>>701242085
But I'm a mentally stable heterosexual my friend
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>>701242188
you're still a waste of human resources, and should be euthanized
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>>701242005
https://youtu.be/yNSpLqmY6K0?t=40
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>>701242085
>2016
>being this ideologically committed against homosexuality
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>>701242246
Cmon man, you don't even know me :^)
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>>701242170
>Why don't you think that having all those types of bath toys might give the impression that you are childish?
Because Bath toys are the best thing ever, and they are only used by mature manly men like me.

>Do you have any pets?
Yeah, a Jack Russel called Pipoca (Portuguese for popcorn).
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>>701242290
i'm more against sick freaks who post their cocks on imageboards. i don't have a problem with respectable homosexuals who don't flaunt their sexuality like fags. i do have a problem with sick fags who are emotionally and mentally fucked.
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>>701242357
k
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>>701242357
Don't feed the trolls.

Lets get back to that femanon. So, what does your ex gf look like? describe her.
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>>701242013
miss beast,
my cock is now at 80% density, thank you for your assistance.
Please continue posting feets.
You have sexy feet, have you ever done any foot fetish related sexy times?
Beastlover.
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>>701242480
"Let's get back to the fat whale." There, corrected it for you.
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>>701242444
I think this thread was initially meant to be a joke thread, he just followed the orders of cancerous fags
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>>701242444
check 'em
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>>701242612
Op > tru
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>>701242612
the real joke here, is his sad existence
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>>701242541
I'm 100% sure his exgf is not the girl that posted tits

>>701242480
Does she laugh at your jokes? Does she have a sense of humor?
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>>701242480
Rather not go into detail here, some people I know also go on this site
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>>701242509
Beastlover,
I regret to inform you I am now out of the bath and my phone has died.

I've nver really done anything sexual with them before! one of my ex boyfriends liked cumming on them though!
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>>701242752
You seem really upset for some reason, you could've just ignored this thread and moved on with your life. To be honest, I'm just really really bored and decided to take a bath and talk to people
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>>701242541
We've already established I know I'm a landwhale lol 10/10 for reading thread tho
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>>701242780
Yeah, we basically have the exact same humor, probably why we kicked off so well, shame it didn't work out in the end, we still hang out from time to time tho
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>>701242841
>my phone has died.

Feel free to plug it into a charging device and post more pics and ignore trolls
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>>701242918
sorry for disregarding your useless posts. if you weren't mentally retarded, you would've gathered that i'm not here to read your posts, i'm here to hate on op. now, go back to cleaning the gunk from under your flapjack tits, cowgirl.
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>>701242997
That wasn't me, I'm still in the bath
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>>701242979
>humor

That's more what I meant about describing her. What kind of hobbies does she enjoy? Do you or did you ever participate in or with her hobbies with her?
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>>701243013
I mean, Scoopy my daisy dukes up off your floor and I'll consider it, alright ;) I think OP is actually a pretty swell dude

>>701242997
It's plugged in! I dont like sitting on my bed when my skin is still wet though. Makes me feel icky and sticky. Not even in the good "Im covered in cum" way.
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>>701242841
miss beast,
do you like cum on your feet?
also post moar feet, dead battery cannot get in the way of this love.
beastlover
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>>701243104
astonishing lack of bath toys
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>>701243148
the only thing swell about OP, is he's a mortal and will die one day.
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>>701243169
Beastlover,
I didnt like or dislike it. It felt a little like i had gotten something food related on them But it wasnt unpleasant!

I will feed your fetish just give me some time

xoxoxo

Miss Beast
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>>701243104
IMPOSTOR!
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>>701242480
Describer her smile in your own words
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>>701242891
>>701243235
Please respond to this
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>>701243309
Stop acting like a fag, stop. Just stop. Your exciting the virgins.
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>>701243309
miss beast,
god speed on the battery, god speed.
Also, does it turn you on that you are turning me on?
beastlover
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>>701243235
Oh no the Great Faggot has spoken the One True Truth

kys everyones gonna die
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>>701243115
Hmm now that I think about it she didn't really have that much hobbies, reading i suppose so can't really participate in that. Would sometimes play some videogames with her, she also likes to watch series so we did that too. She played soccer with some of her girl-friends
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>>701243426
But thats what I do best. I mean, I hang out on /b/ of all places. Isn't this Fag central? Arent you the leader of us all O Great and Powerful Fag?
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>>701242891
>To be honest, I'm just really really bored and decided to take a bath and talk to people

This is probably one of the most interesting threads at the moment.

>gamer

So, what kind of games?
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>>701243309
>I will feed your fetish just give me some time

mfw
beastlover
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>>701242891
holy shit, your deduction skills are on par with the great fictional genius, Sherlock Holmes. of course i'm upset, because i have a deep-seated hate for weird faggots like you. also, typical fucking overused point. "you could've just ignored this thread". no fucking shit, but i didn't, so think of a better argument.
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>>701243501
dude, you should probably listen to your teacher instead of post on /b/
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>>701243354
I guess the best way to describe it is that she has the kind of smile where if you look at her you can't help but smile yourself. It just makes you happy looking and hearing her smiling/laughing
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>>701243708
too bad she was never smiling in your derelict basement
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>>701243309
feed your fat face instead, miss piggy
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>>701243598
A moba
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>>701243689
What fun would that be? How else am I going to wallow in my own self loathing before offing myself? This place seems 10/10 to do that.

I mean, You're here after all, Supreme Leader of Faggots.
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>>701243775
Considering I don't have a basement, Tru. She was my gf for almost 2 years tho
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>>701243597
Yeah, but your being extra faggy and it's not even funny. At least try to be funny. That stuff is straight outta My Space (or some shit role playing site, and I DON'T mean /tg/).
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>>701243912
she was your slave*
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>>701243562
>reading i suppose so can't really participate in that.

You can by reading salacious stories with her that will invariably feed her sexual appetite or you could read exciting books too.

>>701243708
Is her smile your favorite feature of her? what features of her's would you change or what kind of body features (that she doesn't have) would you like to explore?
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>>701244069
>(or some shit role playing site, and I DON'T mean /tg/).

Fuck. What am I gonna do now.
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Gotta get out of this bath real quick, gonna have dinner in a bit, I'll be back in like 5 if this thread is still alive
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>>701243859
oh man, you're the ultimate keyboard warrior. you put me in my place, with your premier argumentative skills.
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>>701244145
DON'T ROLL A DWARF WIZARD!
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>>701244113
Sounds really cliché but I really change anything about her tbh, maybe make her a bit more mentally stable and more straight forward in some cases, but I guess that's just called being a woman
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>>701244159
Your bending your legs like a nip-nong, how small is your bath-tub?
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>>701244325
I really wouldn't change anything*
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>>701244325
>>701244397

>a bit more mentally stable and more straight forward

You're asking too much of a girl generally speaking. Just enjoy it when she's stable, and be patient when she's not.

How is she in bed? Is she experienced?

I get the feeling she's older than you.
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Miss beast,
where art thou?
beastlover
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>>701244673
She's not THAT fat! She just has a wearied wort on her lips.
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>>701244625
No, she's about a year younger than me, we both were each other's firsts, we both still never slept with anyone else tho. She was into light bdsm/facials/swallowing etc
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>>701244393
>Your bending your legs like a nip-nong

Not OP, but I'll throw my 2 cents worth
This is a negative feature of being tall. Tubs aren't big enough, ever.
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>>701244393
This big
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>>701235042
> have a really similar one
read this
> You are perfection <3 fem anon here
good day. bye penis/b/ro
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>>701244884
I am pretty tall and I do that, but am still wondering.
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>>701244884
Op here, had a bath on vacation of 1.80 by 1.80 meters, was so amazing, took a long ass time to fill tho
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>>701244825
>She was into light bdsm/facials/swallowing etc

Did she ever describe how she learned about this? ever watch porn with her?
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>>701244899
Purty small, nice shape though. Whenever I have a bath I am too lazy to get up,and I stay there for ages, so it must be great to have something you can slide off with (there are also two nice bumps, to help you get up which is also helpful)
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>>701245111
I got her into it one thing at a time, just told her I wanted to do those things and she said sure
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>>701245090
>had a bath on vacation of 1.80 by 1.80 meters

That's a huge bath! where were you on vacation?
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>>701239598
>. Keep it short and exceptionally happy (sort of like how you were with her in the beginning)

Can confirm that this works, not only on the psychological manipulation side, but also you feel better yourself.
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>>701245181
Yeah I was in it for like 1.5 hours, can't ever find the motivation to get out of one once I get in there
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>>701240859
can you please be more gay, I think somewhere very deep in that comment is still a bit of faggot potential left
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>>701245239
Somewhere in Belgium with my gf, was a small cottage in the middle of the woods with a bath tub for 2 persons, was kinda awesome
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>>701245250
>not only on the psychological manipulation side

To me, it feels less like manipulation because it puts the onus on her to make contact - but it works and definitely allows you to keep your dignity as you say (feel better yourself)

But, it takes will power
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>>701245375
You are just like me, I just lay there and have a philosophical mental conversation about life and the world (existentialism and such).
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>>701245570
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>>701233311
How is it?
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>>701245570
kys
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>>701245628
Out of it already, was pretty chill
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>>701245474
I am in a similar situation right now and I just told her openly. She is pretty cool, probably you cannot do that with every girl.
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>>701245626
O' wise one, tell me about the nature of the world.

>>701245668
Why?
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>>701238912
is that a wart on your lip?
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>>701245570
*lie
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>>701245464
>small cottage in the middle of the woods with a bath tub for 2 persons,

Sounds positively fantastic, peaceful, safely away from all the craziness

>>701245570
Meditation would be much better for your brain than getting lost in thought

>>701245759
>I just told her openly

What did you say?
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There is a free Steam gift card giveaway at http://steamkeygiveaway.com/ I recommend this!
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Where's the toaster?
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>>701235042
Interesting, your penis is the same as mine. Sp00ky.
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>>701244999
Check 'em O' wise one
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Op here, I'll make a new bath thread once this one 404s I guess, I'll make an oc pic for it, just bored and wanna talk to people
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>>701245924
>Meditation would be much better for your brain than getting lost in thought
It just happens, then bam I wasted like half of the day. I don't know how to stop doing it, it just happens every time. I am not good with routine any way, so I would forget to meditate.
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>>701246209
I would recommend that you seek professional guidance in treating your severe mental illness (homosexuality).
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DAFUQ IS MISS BEASTY GONE????
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>>701246209
Did you ever read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
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>>701246359
Oh of course you're that guy hahahaha. Can't believe someone can actually be this upset he has to post the same pic 50 times in order to make his point
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>>701246485
Never have actually, was planning to once but never really got the chance to, is it worth it?
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>>701246485
>>701246209
you have a bath thread, I remember some bath humor in Hitchhiker's Guide..
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>>701245924
At first she was a bit sad, but I explained myself well enough. She is also on the other side of the world right now and has enough of her own stuff to do. But when we skype every now and then, things are really great, before that we were constantly trying to fix something, which was just stressfull now we stepped back and are just enjoying the time. Much like you described, we were in a longterm relationship since a relatively young age, know each other in and out and in theory really enjoy to be together.
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Do you support overthrowing the oppressive regime of capitalism that's been imposed on our soleless Society for the last 200 years?
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>>701246518
If you are not interested in professional help, then I would recommend self-destructing, via a self-inflicted gunshot wound to your noodle.
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>>701246580
Oh fuck yes. Excellently written

RIP Douglas Adams though
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>>701246580
YES! I love that book!
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>>701246644
I think this is the thread you are looking for:
>>701239985

It's about a nudist with an almighty towel
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>>701246703
I support capitalism but definitely don't agree with the choices that the European union have made the last couple of years
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>>701246761
>projecting this hard
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>>701246953
>misusing insult to look smart
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>>701246853
Aight, will definitely check it out, might go read in in French to pick it back up, only used to reading in English and Dutch and don't want to forget everything I learned about French in high school
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>>701246359
Fuck off normie. Moral fag

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>701246672
>constantly trying to fix something
sounds a bit tumultuous... relationships should not be like this (not that I have a cure, other than being positive and over looking a lot and don't be reactive to every little thing


>>701247112
I hope nothing is lost in translation, as it is a lot British humor
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>>701233311
You freaks should be burned alive in front of school children to teach them what acting like a sick demented deviant earns you in the ;eality of life. Hiding behind an anon posting site is the cowards way to express your sick weird shit.
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>>701246477
I think I love you
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>>701247112
Well it's a English book so I don't see the point, better have the French-reading for a book that's actually French
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