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32 year old guy who lives in a nudist community with his family here, AMA. Also general nudism thread.

>Don't break site rules or the law
>Reminder that exhibitionism isn't nudism
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Any pedos live with you?
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>>701239985
>ama
why don't you fuck off back to read it
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>>701240220
We have a strict screening process for everyone who wants to live here, so hopefully not. I wouldn't have my kids here if I was worried about that.
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is erections allowed? to any age? how about is there any religion there? do you go shopping naked? or some guy brings them?
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>>701239985
What's the pube situation? I went to a nudist camp for a funeral once and everyone was hairless.
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>>701239985
Can I put my weewee in their woowoo's?
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>>701239985

How much of the nudist community is really the "family fun" community?
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>>701239985
Any awkward boners around your mom or sister?
ever check her out? be honest
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>>701240424
>Nudist funeral
explain this
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>>701240424

> I went to a nudist camp for a funeral once

That sounds like a fucking riot
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post pics of your kids
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>>701240424
>I went to a nudist camp for a funeral once
I need this story.
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>>701240503
Father in law was a nudist. After his funeral they put the wake on at the nudist camp. People were dressed at first, but after an hour or so when the party died down they got fed up and some of them kitted off.
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>>701239985
>>701240510
This is going to be interesting
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>>701240283
Are (You) implying that we don't have AMA threads every day?

>>701240393
You're expected to cover them up unless you are young enough for it to be seen as purely nonsexual, I'm assuming that's what your any age comment meant. We have a church but it's nondenominational. We go shopping naked in the community if we want (clothing optional) but everyone does shopping outside the community at least sometimes.
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what happen when you get boner?
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>>701240712
How do you cover them up?
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>>701240712
we'll.. we never used to but i haven't been here for a while so i'm hoping that we don't but now i'm thinking yeah we probably do and this is why i left
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>>701240712
Is there a lot of open fucking or orgies?
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>>701240365

You mean you filter out the ones that have already been caught?
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>>701240773
Any woman nearby will suck your cock and you can't say no while you have got a boner
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>>701240712
HEY FAGGOT
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>>701240510
>>701240510
>>701240510
>>701240510
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>>701240447
You can do whatever, but exhibitionism isn't allowed.

>>701240424
It's personal choice. Most guys trim here, and a lot of women are hairless. Hairless guys just look retarded imo.

>>701240461
If you're asking about incest, I've never heard of that happening here. A good majority of the people living here are families though.

>>701240496
Not really and no. Sisters are pretty, but I think I was desensitized to it.

>>701240510
I'd rather not get banned, sorry.

>>701240822
Usually a towel. You're expected to carry one around so your bare ass isn't on everything.
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>>701241341

What about a towel, or at least a piece of fabric, that's fashioned to sort of hang onto your bare ass by itself so you don't have to carry it everywhere? You know, like some fucking clothes you deviant?
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>>701239985
Doesn't it get cold
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Where's OP?
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>>701240858
Nope, exhibitionism is banned. I'm ignoring a few duplicate questions, but you guys can reask if you think you need another answer.

>>701240867
Pretty much. They look at your criminal record and judge you accordingly. A lot of people don't get in for having a history of drug abuse, alcohol abuse, etc as well.

>>701241207
That's against the rules, sorry friendo. They are all under ten anyways, so it'd be a dick move on my part to show them without them knowing what that entailed.

>>701241526
The place is clothing optional like I said you spazz. Sorry if my lifestyle of nudity triggered you.

>>701241708
It doesn't get too bad where I live and rain is honestly more of an issue. People are free to dress how they'd like, so bad weather is just an annoyance.

>>701241937
Trying to reply to everyone.
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>>701241708
probably the most sensible question here
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>>701241980
> The place is clothing optional like I said you spazz. Sorry if my lifestyle of nudity triggered you.

I think he was triggered by the lack of common sense.
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What happens if a kid smacks a girls ass?
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>>701239985
What are the times and places in your nudist community where it would still be weird and wrong to be naked?
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Has a girl ever tried to get frisky with a guy?
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How does school work for your family? do the have to go out of the camp or are you home schooling?
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does op dislike furries?
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What's the situation with gays over there?
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>>701241341
>Usually a towel. You're expected to carry one around so your bare ass isn't on everything.

Is everybody's towel tan? Because white seems like just asking for trouble.

Do you have bidets there or what? Because I definitely never get 100% clean after I shit.
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>>701240712
How old is young there? Would a 16 year old for example be considered young?
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>>701242545
Nudism is pretty great, but some people aren't really open to it. I'm not going to argue with you because I don't really have anything to gain it.

>>701242741
Kid gets punished, I'd assume. Most kids here are generally well behaved though.

>>701242770
Probably cooking, bbqing, fireworks, etc. Only wrong thing about it would be the danger aspect.

>>701242863
People that live here know better than that, but we've had college kids visit and get shitfaced...which usually leads to them getting kicked out.

Will continue in next post.
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>>701243086
Jesus dude, see a doctor, that's not healthy.
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Do you guys wear shoes for outdoor type things
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>>701243408
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>>701243283
>but some people aren't really open to it

I feel no need to walk around nude, but I do not have anything against it. I would not like to carry a fucking towel everywhere, though. (Plus phone, money etc. now that I think about that)
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Any pics? Im genuinely curious

Also do you need to wear alot of sunscreen
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>>701243481
Belligerent*
Kys
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>>701243613
i didn't name the file I only posted it.
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>>701242886
We have a school here where kids get taught/tutored together, but they are "officially" homeschooled. Some parents take their kids to public schools out of the community, I do not.

>>701242908
I think it's a weird fetish, but I've never had experiences with irl furries.

>>701242925
Nobody cares, but I don't know if we have any in the community. They wouldn't be having gay sex in public so I don't care much.

>>701243086
You can use whatever towel you want. And people here just wipe well I guess? I don't think your problem is a common one.
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Any fat people live in the nudist colony? Is that pretty gross?
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>>701239985
How many little girls have you touched this week? How often do you jack it to the little girls in your neighborhood?

Sick fuck.
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>>701243203
>>701243804
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are you allowed to wear jewelry or wristwatches?
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Show us your neighbours anon
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I have always wanted to go to a nudist beach or something.

How do you see outsiders that are clothed? I'd go nude but I would probably have an errection constantly, so I don't know what would be worse.
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What is the location of this community? I'm very interested
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What do you usually do when your parents are raping your teenage sister in the next room?
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>>701243203
I think it varies depending on who you ask. The absolute oldest would be eighteen, but I'd say around 15-16 is getting too old. My oldest is nine and nobody gives a fuck, so I don't really know.

>>701243451
I usually wear sandals if going barefoot would be unpleasant. Tennis shoes and nothing else loss retarded though.

>>701243578
I have several, but most would get me banned because of the children thing. I usually avoid sunscreen unless the sun is extremely strong because I don't get burned much.
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What's the point? I hear that nudists view the naked body as non-sexual, but if that's true then why bother?
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what do women do when they are on their period? are they just like dripping everywhere?
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>>701244757
>are they just like dripping everywhere?
kek
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>>701243283
I'm not even trying to be a dick here, but if you're expected to cover erections and carry a towel why wouldn't you just wear pants?
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So what do you do when you are texting a girl tryna get laid and want nudes?
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>>701244399
>>701243203
So there's no actual law/rule about it?
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>>701243845
A few, but they tend to just be vacationers. Most people who are this comfortable with nudity respect their body enough to keep it fit. Also yeah I dislike fatties.

>>701243955
Well, I bathed two of my daughtes if that counts.

>>701244071
You can. You can wear makeup as well. We don't badger people who don't go fully nude.

>>701244173
I don't mind, but if you're dressed and starting at naked chicks, you'll get dirty looks.

>>701244232
It's in the US, but there are so few around my state (and 4chan has dangerous levels of autism and free time) that it'd be unwise to say more.

>>701244281
My sisters are all grown up and my oldest daughter is only seven, so I'm not sure.
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>>701239985
>55 replies

>zero proof op is actually a nudist

>image board

Pat Yourselves on the back kids, this is just as bad as claiming femanon.
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>>701245109
Truth op is pranking all of you
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>nudism
>not just an excuse for perverted old guys to hang around naked, sheltered, brainwashed children
Enjoy accomplishing nothing in life besides being a pedophile.
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>>701245109
Fuck off
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>>701245096
>starting at naked chicks, you'll get dirty looks
Oh I'd be looking at all the children bro.
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>>701245109
this guy is responding reasonably and without autism, which is honestly better proof than a timestamp or whatever
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>>701245277
Dat projecting doe. Looks like someone has some hidden tastes.
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>>701245469
This
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>>701244631
It's a nice lifestyle choice. Kids grow up less confused about sex and puberty, and families here are pretty close. It's also nice to save time/money on clothes and laundry, but that's just a bonus.

>>701244757
They wear some sort of bottom (usually shorts or a bikini bottom) and use whatever products they want. It's a pretty good indicator that you are on your period though, so it might be awkward for them.

>>701244846
Because you aren't erect 24/7? Random erections happen. They aren't covered because they are unnatural, you cover them because it's polite.

>>701244912
>tfw married

>>701244936
No, but you're expected to either do it on your own or deal with the awkwardness of having someone talk to you about it.
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Mfw op lives in Africa
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>>701245096
What is the point of being a nudist? I am genuinely curious as to the benefits.
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>>701245691
Are you naked right now?
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>>701245691
How open minded would you say your community is in comparison to, well non-nudists?
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>>701245691
I'm curious how did you get to be a nudist?
Also did you find your wife before or after becoming one? Same question about her.
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>>701245819
See
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>>701239985
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>>701241341
>You can do whatever, but exhibitionism isn't allowed.


Why is it that being fully naked is allowed but doing anything else that is completely 100% natural isn't?

If that isn't evidence of all nudists being delusional I don't know what is.

"We want to get back to our savage roots, but without all the fun messy bits."
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>>701245469
>having an imagination is difficult

Maybe get a life?
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>>701245109
Is that your subtle way of asking for dick pics, Anon?

>>701245277
You are a bit late to the party champ. I already discussed that early, feel free to actually read the thread.

>>701245447
Not exactly better unless your kid is with them, friend. I'd suggest not going alone if you do end up going to one.
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>>701241341
>>>701240510
>I'd rather not get banned, sorry.
Post them on M-a-s-t-e-r-chan, then.
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>>701244912
Anon sorta has a point. What exactly turns you or any other person in your community on? There's usually a sort of "rush" when you're taking the chick's clothes off. Is it just "kay let's get sex done" for you guys?
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>>701245691
Also is the nudist resort like... caravans and shit?
Are there houses or something?
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>>701245564
>projecting
How am I projecting? That's literally how it is. No normal child would EVER consent to living naked with a group of adults. So the pedophiles just give birth to children, shelter them from the outside world, and brainwash them that being naked is good thing. Then they call it a "style of living" and go live somewhere off-the-grid so no one knows what they might be doing to those kids, probably raping and abusing.
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What would happen if you suddenly caught someone from the community, someone who has even been there for a long time, just jacking off in the brushes staring at some girl or wutever
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>>701246387
Beeing this ignorant.
>>701246265
making love is more then just beeing naked. Thats exiting but no were near the main part
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>>701246553
(forgot to mention i'm not OP)
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>>701246333
This is exactly how they live.
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>>701246387
>How am I projecting?
Because you think people are only nudists in order to achieve a situation in which they can "hang around naked, sheltered, brainwashed children". That's the first thing you thought about when you thought about nudism, which in itself is as natural as it gets for the animals that we are, children included.
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>>701245818
Kek. I live in the US luckily. I haven't hunted any monkeys or raped any aids babies lately

>>701245923
I just got home from taking my kids to the store before posting and I haven't undressed yet.

>>701245961
In regards to what exactly?

>>701245962
I was born here, same with my wife. It only felt natural to raise our family here, even though most of our family moved away.

>>701246013
Because nudism isn't about sex here and kids are around. They have beaches where you can go wild if you want, but they are pretty degenerate from my point of view.
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>>701239985
Claims he is in a nudist colony, not a single nude posted.

/Thread
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>>701246769
>In regards to what exactly?
just general open mindedness, nothing specific
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im sure someone has asked but can we see your dick, OP?
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There is literally no benefit to being a nudist. If it was a healthy, good lifestyle you wouldnt be a minority. Just because your community is all 'safe' it doesnt detract from the vast cases of child abuse that coexist with nudist beaches and communities.
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>>701246769
> beaches where you can go wild if you want
gonna need some sauce
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I'm waiting for some pictures! >.>
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>>701239985
Where do you keep your phone, wallet and other personal items?
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>>701245984
I posted that before I refreshed.
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>>701247125
OP already said he wasnt posting any retard. fuck off go away
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Post a pic shithead. I doubt every single picture you have has children it in.
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Have you ever been to a rainbow family gathering or members of your community that are rainbows?

I know there are quite a few nudists at gatherings, I'm just curious.
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>>701247150
In his ass obviously
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How do you feel about other men in your community looking at your nude wife? Personally, I wouldn't be able to deal with that.
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Have you ever called the police or firemen or any unknowing outsider for any reason? What has their reaction been? Like, what is it like ordering pizza for instance.
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>>701246131
>suggest not going alone if you do end up going to one.
I'd literally be going to look at <12 pussy bro. Your saying I'd get beat up or something? It wouldn't be obvious.
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>>701246769
>Because nudism isn't about sex here and kids are around. They have beaches where you can go wild if you want, but they are pretty degenerate from my point of view.


So in OP's point of view being naked around naked kids is kosher but if you go out and have sex away from anyone you're a goddamn degenerate


>degenerates actually believe this
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Hey guys im actually in Syria right now hanging with isis, but i won't post any pics just believe me PLX ok?
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Does it smell like ass all the time? How do you feel about fart particles being on everything around you ?
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>>701246265
Nudity isn't intimacy. Sex is still "taboo" here, which probably makes it exciting. I can't just plow my wife in public.

>>701246333
We have houses, like a little suburban area. Visitors usually camp out, but we do have rental places.

>>701246508
I would report them to our "mayor" and let him deal with it. I haven't had that issue before, but that's my best guess.
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>>701247315
I'd assume OP would wear something just to not make the delivery boy not feel uncomfortable.
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>>701246974
>There is literally no benefit to being a nudist. If it was a healthy, good lifestyle you wouldnt be a minority.

Why does every lifechoice need to be healthy or benefit to something? Sounds like a boring af life you got there, /b/ro.

Abd child abuse, well, it would happen even without those communities. Can't deny the fact that those communities surely attract pedos, but it doesn't create them, like you make it sound.
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>>701247355
LOL here I go...gonna post that I'm NUDE N FOOL /b/ xD

Why would somebody lie about that? Do you think before you open your mouth?

I can't think of one reason why OP would lie, and if he is and is trying to fuck with us - he's not doing much to really "fuck with us"
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>>701247418
you're full of shit
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>>701247418
>Sex is still "taboo" here
op this is what I meant by open mindedness earlier
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>be op
>go on image board
>won't post image
>blames the children
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>>701240283
get out faggot, summer is ending
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>>701247508
Yeah bc on /b/ we all take every word as 100% truth...
FUCKING NEWFAG
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>>701247455
Arhghh the fact you barely even tried to argue my point shows how cult like and delusional your communities are. Why perpetuate the existence of them.
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OP post a picture of your street.
Do you ever see anyone that catches your eye?
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>>701247687
>on /b/
Drop the ego for your stupid sekret club. I've been coming here since before 2009, and you don't hear me makin a fucking deal about it. I believe OP. who the fuck would make such a detailed thread simply to lie
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Stop posting traps they disgust the fuck out of me.
[spoiler]Just be gay.[/spoiler]
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>>701247868
Then you are as stupid as you sound
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Any traps there op? The pics made me wonder..
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>>701247773
I'm not OP. And what point didn't I try to argue exactly? Your view on life that everything a person does must be healthy and benefit to something? What a shitty philosophy to live by, have fun. I'll be getting high and eating good food meanwhile.
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Atleast someone is posting nudes.
Not the nudes i wanted but hey it's still nudes
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>>701239985

how many people live in this community? how much acreage?
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do people in your community look at fat people with open disgust? like are fatties treated shittier than fit people?
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>>701247961
And you're just as stupid for being so sure of yourself
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>>701245691
>cover them because it's polite
sorry, but that is stupid, you could also say goosebumps are unpolite
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>>701246848
Nobody is really an asshole here. I'd say people are pretty open minded, but I might just perceive it that way because nobody really makes big deals out of nothing.

>>701246974
I'd love to get a source on that buddy.

>>701247007
I know there are swinger places, but I've never been. You'll have to go down that road alone.

>>701247150
I usually have my wife carry my stuff for me. If I'm outside doing shit, I don't need them on me. At home they are just in arms reach. And when we leave the community, I just use my pockets.

I'll continue but I feel like I've left some anons waiting too long.
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>>701239985
just typed nudist community on google am i going to jail now
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I have a 3 inch penis, will I be accepted there?
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>>701247988
If there were we would Lynch the fucker. No one derails my pure neighborhood.
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If you accidently fall on a child and to your horror you forgot your weird cover up my pedo erection towel. So you accidently bum the child. Do you get kicked out or just forced to wear socks or something?
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Holy shit this thread is full of samefags
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>>701247262
I went to one when I was 21. Lots of naked pretty girls. Zero good looking girls wanting sex. Had a hambeast offer, by I ran away. She was naked. People who are that big should never be naked.
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>>701248090
I would imagine that a community so accepting of the human body would be against mutilation (i.e. transgendered faggots)
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>>701248179
>Forced to wear socks
The horror
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>>701248181
Samefag
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>>701247559
I'm not really concerned with if you believe me, honestly. I'm an adult so I'm not going to do something dumb just to appease the cool kids.
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>>701247998
I didn't say everything has to benefit something, smoking weed and being naked around children and encouraging children to be naked from the get go is definitely not in the same ball park of 'oh im eating good food how naughty'
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>>701241341
>You're expected to carry one around so your bare ass isn't on everything.
So you carry around a towel that spends the day getting soaked in buttsweat? How do you touch doorknobs?
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>>701248290
Cancer
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>>701248307
Yet you continue lying and pretending to be someone your not. gg
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>>701248398

just fuck off from this thread already, literally nobody cares except you.
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>>701248356
My whole street stinks of male Pheromones and me being gay makes that an advantage.
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>>701248356
We open them with our asses.
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>>701248049
What's your job?
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>>701245691
>random erections happen
What are you 12?

Maybe you wouldn't be getting "random erections" if you weren't walking around with naked women all the time you perv. Christ nudists are actually worse than Amish.
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Is everyone a naked clown for Halloween?
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>>701244399
>Tennis shoes and nothing else loss retarded though.
God forbid you look retarded where everyone's chode is swingin' in the wind.
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>>701248335
Then what didn't I try to argue? You didn't answer me.

And I don't see anything wrong with people of all ages being naked around eachother. It's only a taboo because of the society that we live in, where wearing clothes is the norm, but it doesn't have to be that way. Is the reason you see being naked around children as a bad thing, because you couldn't trust yourself in that situation?
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All the men at my Nudist park were sweaty the other day. Of course I was bigger than all of them but I don't judge. All the ladys stared at my manly 11 inch cock but I turned my head. Gay anyway fuck my family.
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So many ppl got baited in this thread
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Isn't it weird if a guy is trying to flirt with a girl (or the other way around)? I mean with the nudism part...
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>>701246553
>"beeing" this ignorant
Nudists are all pervs/pedophiles. That's the reason they want to be naked all the fucking time. I bet you can't give one good reason for wanting to be nude at all times.
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>>701248593
>what are you 12
Low T cuck detected
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>>701239985
Is living in a nudist community more expensive than normal because of how niche it is, or is it less expensive than normal because of how weird and shit it is?
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>>701248800
When I flirt with nudist guys I swing my cock alot to grab their attention. It's like a primal dominance thing.
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>>701239985
can a cross dressor/trany be a nudist?
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>>701248705
Its not the society we live in, people have always worn clothes. You cant deny that children growing up in nudist communites are left without the same boundaries that children growing up outside have.
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>>701248850
what does low T have to do with NOT getting random erections?

please provide citation
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>>701239985

What do people there do for work? Do many work within the community and go to their job nekkid or do most have outside jobs then just come home and toss off the clothes?
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>>701248844
I bet you can't give one good reason for wanting to be clothed all the time, except maybe that hiding that boner from all the kids you see, you projecting pedo you.
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>>701248931
see>>701248090
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>>701248850
Because getting erections when making dinner or talking to a friend is normal.
Isn't summer over yet?
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rate my gf
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>>701244399
>Tennis shoes and nothing else loss retarded though.
And wandering around with your bare ass showing doesn't look retarded?

I'm just having a bit of trouble understanding your rationale.
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>>701248963
>Its not the society we live in, people have always worn clothes.
False. When necessary, sure. But other than that, simply not true.

>You cant deny that children growing up in nudist communites are left without the same boundaries that children growing up outside have.
What boundaries would those be? Accepting the human body more freely and without embarrassment? Why is that a bad thing?
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>>701248862
This is why everyone hates you stop fucking derailing.
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>>701240822
>How do you cover them up?
With a condom
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>>701249026
also what about angrogenis or feminen looking men


also every accidently penetrated any woman or man ?
or had your penis accidelty rub on some one
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>>701247262
I've never been. I visited a few other nudist places when I was younger, but I'm much more comfortable here.

>>701247312
They aren't banging her, so eh. I don't see nudity as sexual so I don't mind if they look. Staring is bad though.
>inb4 cuck

>>701247315
No pizza places deliver here because it's far away, but the police are pretty helpful. Most people know what the place is, so they at least try not to spazz out.

>>701247335
I'm saying you'd look out of place if you were alone, dressed, and gawking at people. I'd say don't go if you're a pedo.

>>701247339
No, I meant having sex among other people having sex. Doing it away from everyone is fine if you have privacy.

>>701247404
Nah, people know how to wipe. I'm not concerned with cleanliness because people here are adults.

>>701247799
I see so.netw attractive girls but I'm married. It doesn't matter if you notice as long as you don't act.

>>701247988
Not that I know of.

>>701248031
Over three hundred people and I'm not sure.

>>701248037
People are polite, but you know.

>>701248060
Probably.

>>701248071
Nobody will really care unless they plan on getting with you.

>>701248179
Accidental touching is fine, but you can't just accidentally fuck someone.
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>>701249017
>clothes are comfortable
>clothes offer somewhat protection from your cock/balls getting hurt
>no one thinks you're a freak if you wear clothes
>and yeah, why should children be forced to look at your cock.

>Ha, that guy wants to wear clothes instead of letting a 4 year old be eye level with my cock at all times, what a fucking pedophile!

How fucking stupid can you get?
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>>701239985
where is this nudist community? never really knew they existed
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>>701249190
Take it all big boy
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>>701249108
0/10 since that's a not a girl you faggot
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>>701249267
Ppl still think this faggot is for real?
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>>701249211
Once or twice. Usually my own kids and maybe my son on purpose. I hate all females and I fucking love guys so when I do it to my son he bites his lip in prep. Aint no way Im lettin it slide as an accident.
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>>701249323
Wow no wonder Matthew Broderick likes Sarah Jessica Parker so much.
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>>701239985
what gives you a hard on

does your wife/gf wear chlothes to turn you on
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>>701239985
where do you keep your stuff? fanny packs?
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>>701244757
>what do women do when they are on their period? are they just like dripping everywhere?

Look up "freebleeding"
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does lingerie do anything for you? what about having sex with clothes on? genuinely curious, OP.
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So accidentally touching a child inappropriately is fine?? If you had clothes on it would be impossible for it to be an accident. Do you not see how these communities breed innaproprate behaviours?? I'm not even like a highly strung person I do drugs and get pretty weird with sex stuff. I just fucking hate pedos.
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>>701249293
Is clothes being comfortable with a slight protection a reason to always want to wear them? That's only your subjective opinion anyway, not the truth nor something everyone has to live by. And like OP said, he does wear clothes outside of the community, he isn't 'always' nude.

>Ha, that guy wants to wear clothes instead of letting a 4 year old be eye level with my cock at all times, what a fucking pedophile!
Dat projecting again.
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<I have searched for p/urenudsm in google for a couple of weeks now, should I be worried? I'm getting all kinds of anxiety thinking I'm on some kind of list now
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>>701249563
can you fuck off you gay nigger
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>>701249649
It's not illegal.
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Op what do you do for a living? I've never seen any nude construction workers or bank tellers.
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>>701246387
Adulterers go to hell, Chris.
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>>701239985
why has this thread turned into trap cancer?
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>>701249017
Burden of proof, bud.
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>>701249701
But i have found some pretty disturbing photo shoots, which definitely doesn't look legal :/
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>>701243955
Op Is a child molester.
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This is actually OP right now reading all your faggot questions.
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did somebody say mental illness thread?
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>>701249838
What proof, you retard? Wanting to either be clothed or nude comes down to subjective personal preferences. Holy shit.
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>>701249981
i can't be the only one who thinks this looks like aubrey plaza
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>>701250018
YES
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>>701249966
>Op Is a child molester.
is that a good thing or a bad thing? i've been away for a while...
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>>701249267
1.what's the point?
2.how many people are there?
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>>701239985
what's the difference between exhibitionism and nudism, in your own words?
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>>701249060
Well. Looks like I found a new fetish.
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Protip for OP if you gonna have a nudist thread without pics take a bullet to the forehead
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is it wrong for me to beat up a trap with the same amount of force i would of a man
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>>701250130
Kinda reminda me of jessy dubai
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>>701249568
No one's projecting, you faggot. Wanting to be naked around other naked people IS perversion. Adding children to the mix makes it pedophilia. That is FACT. Not opinion, not subjectivity, but fact.
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>>701250251
It's Yasmin Lee
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>>701239985
if my wife would allow me i would have tried to join one a long time ago. Your a lucky man im just a backyard nudist built a big ass privacy fence.
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How/where do you carry a gun if you're nude? Serious question.
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>>701245109
Dude, whatever I will be eternally grateful to this thread for putting the idea of a nudist funeral in my head.
Godspeed, OP you magnificent bastard
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>>701248356
Seems like people will be unhappy with the cleanliness regardless, eh?

>>701248504
I'm the IT guy here, although a lot of my job is fucking around until someone needs me.

>>701248593
>He doesn't get random erections.

>>701248610
Kids dress up normally or just wear paint/accessories like capes and shit. Adults really dress up.

>>701248800
Not really. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

>>701248857
It's a bit more expensive, but the community is worth it.

>>701248931
I haven't seen any here.

>>701249009
It's a small community. Some work in the community (usually service shit) but a lot don't. I work here, but I've done some work outside for extra dough.

>>701249211
It doesn't really matter what you look like if you aren't retarded about it. And no, I haven't.

>>701249305
In the US, and they are pretty uncommon. That's why they are considered taboo.

>>701249430
I can't answer that without "wow what a faggot he loves his wife!" comments.

>>701249540
Nope and nope. Clothed sex feels weird as hell, but you do you.

>>701249553
Do you not know what accidentally means? Are you going to get hanged if you accidentally bump into a little girl at the park? I'm answering questions I get, not giving you guys an example of an average day here.
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>>701248914
what?
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>>701248332
Holy fuck, a tgirl and a cutter? This might be the hottest combo iv ever gotten a boner to
SAUCE PLEASE
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>>701250341
>That is FACT. Not opinion, not subjectivity, but fact.
No, it's not. People may be used to wearing clothes all the time and seeing nudity as unnatural, but in reality it's the other way around.

And then YOU, you're simply projecting your own perversions to everyone else that decides to live the nudist lifestyle. It's always the first thing you think about and all you can talk about, nude kids. If that's not projecting, I don't know what is.
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>>701248307
Just an attention whore?

Got it.
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>>701250635
What? You mean you don't?
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>>701247763
who is she, i want
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>>701250631
>thinks he is for real
>actually is a kid trying to be cool
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>>701248179
Kek
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just started getting into nudism myself. love it but mad that i cant seem to find anyone who appreciates it without a sexual component.
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>>701250888
His information has been legit so far so fuck off. It's a good way to learn you cunt.
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>>701250723
>It's always the first thing you think about and all you can talk about, nude kids. If that's not projecting, I don't know what is.

Ha, he projects while you actually live it, right?

Walking around naked with naked kids, if they are your own or not, is a display of perversion and a mental disorder. You have pictures of your kids you can't post here because of the law? That's because it's child porn and illegal, you warped fucker.
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>>701249649
It's not illegal, so take that as you wish.

>>701249816
Because people are so against nudity that they spam it, apparently.

>>701250160
Exhibitionism is either being sexual in public or being nude in a public non nude place, like people that do naked bike rides through public cities. Nudism is more of a lifestyle around lie minded people.

>>701250508
I'm pretty sure you could figure that out. I have one at home, but I've never felt the need for I've here.
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What pets are allowed? Does everyone have a hairless cat?
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>>701240510
>post pics of your kids
>>701241341
>I'd rather not get banned, sorry.
Seriously... you're response to the request of nude pics of your kids is no because you'd get banned and not no because some pedo creeps would be wanking for weeks on them?
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>>701251061
Without picture proof on /b/ he's just another kid in the bunch
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>>701251100
>Walking around naked with naked kids, if they are your own or not, is a display of perversion and a mental disorder.
It's completely natural. You're the one that automatically brings sexual thoughts when the talk is about nude kids. You're the pervert here, clear as day.
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>>701251125
>Because people are so against nudity that they spam it, apparently.

It's because everyone is tired of reading your bullshit, but this thread is never going to go away unless an image limit is hit.
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>>701251125
>Exhibitionism is either being sexual in public or being nude in a public non nude place, like people that do naked bike rides through public cities. Nudism is more of a lifestyle around lie minded people.
that makes sense, thanks for the reply
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>>701251270
well when that happens you faggots can worship op and everything he says.
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>>701251100
Pedo detected.
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>>701240424
You can't just leave us hanging like this
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recently started getting into nudism. went to the beach this past weekend. my friends were annoying and wanted to stay in the tent the whole time.
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Alright what the fuck. Just because someone assumes that a nudist is a pedophile doesn't mean they have sexual thoughts about children. Just because someone wears clothes isn't to wear some kind of boner. There have been many cases of pedophiles being beat up in nudist locations because unlike what you think, Pedophiles are fucking based and everywhere. Stop fucking complaining about who has the bigger urge to fuck a child.
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