Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701128454
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimu
>>701138252
still here
>>701137661
Yes they do. If you want don't want it to happen, never make a chatroom. Ever. No steam, no tinychat, no offboard talkin'. Make the thread for what it is. Have balls of steel when the mods are against you, do fun things together here and you'll live. You'll live long.
>>701137742
I've seen it, lurking this place for a bit now
>>701137988
Well you could call it discussion thread, or chat thread. Have more variety of posters, cartoon and movie roleplayers, expand the palette
i remain in this location
Miho claimed
>>701136555
>nice digits
Someday maybe ~
Not sure how much longer the game will be around with the sub count dropping so much
>>701136636
Koume came here to brag
>>701136883
I'm not a font of wisdom on sleep. I sleep maybe 6 hours a night at most
Apparently the system thinks I'm spamming and need to reformat
>>701137868
I put them in the fridge
>>701138337
I don't speak chinese cartoon
>>701138393
slutty loli maid
Claiming Felix
>>701138784
trap
>>701138784
i want to suck his cute trap dick
>>701138392
We allow other media beyond anime, generally not caring about whether they are rendered 3d or 2d. If its a celebrity, they have their own threads. If its a pony, they have their own board. I really dont discriminate. Though the hardest thing is the name.
Moving off-board opened it up to new people to join without feeling overburdened and intimidated. Im in a Skype and a Discord, though I pay little attention to them. Mainly because mobile is data charges out the asshole.
Rory-sama claimed
>>701138613
Hi Sachi.
>>701138382
>>701137612
So wise
But it's fun
>>701137905
Wait no I was joking
I meant you will never change jobs because you don't hate it as much as it Sounds
>>701138252
Oh I guess that's a better idea
>I'm tired can't think straight
Might just go to bed soon today>>701138364
dva
>>701138392
all those things already exist. thread is doing fine
we don't need more people than the natural influx and there are already cartoon posters
>>701138392
There's already multiple 3rd party chats. And the only way we're going to get variety is if people voluntarily come into the thread.
>>701139093
i disagree.
>>701138613
It's a motherhood certificate.
>>701138608
Hello.
>>701139024
I didn't really look back here the past two years, so if you go with "General discussion thread, speak whats on your mind however you want" or some pretentious stuff like that, will you get banned? Do they still hunt animu avatars like witches?
>>701138613
>>701139062
>rattles
>>701139093
I thought you were going to stay up? oh well, i suppose you could do what you planned tomorrow.
Calamity-masu'd
>>701139353
It's probably better for your wallet and health.
>>701139780
Yea I thought so too but sleep is hitting me hard
I kinda wanna stay and talk but when I'm tired I sort of run out of things to say
>>701139469
They banned a few people for making threads about a month back. Mainly new janitors trying to flex and bully.
Possibly 'Waifuism - claim and discuss'?
Yeah. They hate avatarfagging a bunch, though when we had a Hank poster making threads a mod banned several shitposters who were spamming thread. It was a good day.
>>701139467
Having a good day Ruri?
>>701139925
>not even trying to be original
>>701139467
How are you doing tonight?
>>701138608
Do you get used to it at some point?
>>701139093
Hate is indeed not an issue
>>701140052
>They banned a few people for making threads about a month back.
They still ban people now aswell.
>>701140019
Ah, well i suppose that's for the best then, i think i might take a shower then.
See ya, hope we can talk later!
Cirno claim
>>701139062
Hi SSzuru
>>701139576
Hello me
>rattles?
![[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/873q8Df.jpg "[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg")
>>701140301
Well I thought you hated your boss
I guess you're just too nice of a person
>>701140469
Later nui, you magnificent bastard
>I'm off to sleep guys
See you all tomorrow
>>701140052
It's going well so far, not as busy as usual.
Currently just watching comp. OW.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtUyQaN4WGA
What about you, Rory?
>>701140122
I'm doing pretty well so far, just a bit cold honestly.
What about you, dear anon?
>>701140468
>They still ban people now aswell.
Salt.
>>701140599
oooo STRONGET!
>>701140052
Sounds like fun times, times I missed
Well, I wanna join these threads from now, is there a secret tree house club boss I need to get permission from for replies?
Or do I have to use my rabid charisma?
>>701140468
But your 4 bans in 3 days were the high point of the hunt.
Apologies to everyone, but I have to head to work now. Ill be back if I can during work but it might not be likely.
>>701140777
OOOOOO Another STRONGET!
I wasn't expecting THAT
>>701139576
Hello boat Sachi.
>>701140729
Hello probably actual boat Sachi?
>>701140866
whoa, I'm on a roll!
ANOTHER STRONGET!!
=]]]]]
>>701140948
guess it ended....
oh well, was fun
>last replies
>>701140756
Heading to work. Gonna lose my mind 8nd tomorrow because a ton of people on campus for open day.
>>701140786
Just use your rabid charisma. Find someone who enjoys what you enjoy and discuss it.
>>701140746
Goodnight.
>>701140948
Is all you care about in this thread is gets? I haven't seen you make any effort to communicate with anyone, at least from what I recall.
>>701138264
Hitagi claim.
How is everyone tonight?
>>701141232
I am fine, kicking back with some Mirai Nikki. And you?
>>701140301
Kind of, I always feel sore though and come noon or so I'm generally exhausted
>>701140468
Hey Kyouko
>N-nice pic
>>701140756
I'm doing okay. My shoulders are feeling extremely tense though
>>701140746
Things or people make me hate myself when I should be the one hating them
>>701141322
Yeah that must suck. What makes you get so little sleep?
>>701141069
Meow.
>>701141145
You clearly haven't seen me at other times...
I was talking about time travel and shit like a thread or 2 ago before dinner.
like 2 weeks ago, I was helping someone with their decision on some programming classes and explaining the concepts of OOP.
Earlier today, I was briefly chatting with Shizu-chan about some weird Deja Vu I had when I started watching Rewrite.
About a week ago, I gave people my YouTube channel
and yesterday I was chatting with Karen about the online school I go to.
You just gotta catch me at the right time.
When I'm busy with other things I pop by and try to GET
>>701141448
Meow Meow
Claimed.
it's a sweet sensation over the dub
i wanna situation, but don't wanna stop
it's the drugs for sober over the dub
with the sweetest inspiration, don't wanna stop
it's the money as dub...
it's a sweet sensation over the dub
i wanna situation, but don't wanna stop
it's the drugs for sober over the dub
with the sweetest inspiration, don't wanna stop
it's the money as dub...
it's the money as dub...
>>701141437
Stop being such a good guy then
Start by hating my because I ignored you
>Seriously I'm off now
>>701141572
Here! Mai-chan will vouch for me!
>>701141653
Wasn't I posting some autistic crap the other day and also shipping you with Yuuko?
>>701141572
I'm just a very forgetful person.
Everybody's here with me
(we) Got no camera to see
Don't think I'm not all in this world
The camera won't let me go
And the verdict doesn't love our soul
The digital won't let me go
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll pay (yeah yeah yeah)
When tomorrow
Tomorrow comes today
Stereo I want it on
It's taken me far too long
Don't think I'm not all in this world
I don't think I'll be here too long
I don't think I'll be here too long
I don't think I'll be here too long
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll pay
When tomorrow
Tomorrow comes today
(Da da da da da da da da)
>>701141280
Its the waifu of the year, stick to your olde waifu
>>701141129
Nobody like that but I can adapt. More than I care to admit
>>701140943
not a boat
>>701138264
Aaahhhh! Rules! Ruuuuules-chaaaaan!
>The hip shake thrust passionatingly to move the schwanz powrefully into the rules in the butt, and the anus
>It is the best good time feeling and very gragrant
Oooooohhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>The rich and creamy royal seamin gushes into the rules in the butt, and the anus
>The rules is inflatted regally and is pragnated
>The rules launches out royal babby rainbow kittens fast and powrefully, like a machinegun
>They are all master rules lawyers who never lose a case (or a game of D&D)
>They defecate with power and majesty and don't bother to cover it up because it smells like roses
Ahhhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>701141835
Yeah, you where saying something about Ika only liking her "because she's cool"
Shiro's an elitist.
>>701141580
Meow.
>>701142296
Not sure you get to say that when you're posting a boat?
>>701141437
Pain, restlessness, night terrors, nightmares. Just the usual stuff everyone can enjoy
>>701141580
I wish someone would make Alice art like this :/
>WEW
>>701142296
Are you sure? I kind of want to take a ride on you :^)
>>701141835
>>701142358
http://archived.moe/b/thread/700912417/#q700914482
>>701142407
the multiple hands thing always creeps me out
>>701142555
HNNNNGNGNNGGNGNNG BLONDE TRIPS
>>701142555
Meow
>>701142572
Maybe one day.
>>701142358
Yeah, and I still remember your response to my pic
>this one
I saved ur reaction pic to that, but I don't wanna confuse people by using it.
----------------
>kids
>>701142825
The elitist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an elitist and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Join the fight against elitists today.
>>701142646
-_- U insulting my waifu anon?
>>701141304
Never seen future diary, how is it?
>>701140729
I enjoy rattling just as much as me.
>>701140943
Hello! I got distracted all of sudden, sorry!
>>701142591
Yeah that one!
>>701142957
Look mom he posted it again
>>701142591
btw... who archives these threads?
>>701142959
no just the extra arms on any waifu really. can you imagine more than one set of hands on you?
>>701142572
Oh yeah the good stuff. man that sucks
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>701143143
yeah of course i can....
>>701142979
It's pretty nice, only on episode 7.
>>701142358
It's an honor.
>>701143143
tbh i would find that pretty hot
>>701142825
Easy there.
Also, hi.
>>701142884
Meow
>>701143021
Interesting picture...
>>701143095
That website archives all of 4chan I think, there's some other archives for certain boards.
They go down and get replaced a lot.
>>701142555
i'll say it anyway
i'm not a boat
>>701142572
you can ride me if you want bb
>>701143021
Me must like rattling a lot then
>rattles
nice pic
>>701142357
Well done Schwanz King
>>701142407
suspiciously heretical
>>701143266
and?
>>701143334
i think that would freak me out a bit but i guess it takes all kinds
>>701143410
Meow Meow
>>701142646
>>701142959
>>701143143
It'd be REALLY efficient with more arms...
Not so much spider... like his waifu. I couldn't get into that. Sorry, no offense, but spiders skive me out... a lot... like I've been know to wake up screaming with night terrors from spiders and bees.
But, if people had one extra set of arms, it'd be really good. Imagine the typing speed increase...
Or typing fully while using one hand on the mouse and another with a drink or food.
... or to wank or something... that too.
Telekinesis might be better, but still, 4 arms ain't that bad.
>>701142238
>>701143626
eh, to each their own i suppose. idk i just like being touched so when i think about it feeling it is pretty nice
>>701142825
Blonde master race
>>701143547
Do what you want then.
>>701143697
Meow.
>>701143237
It's whatever though. I can't really do anything about it short of an-hero
>>701143547
Now this is a boat I could enjoy a ride around on :^)
>>701143456
hmmmm oh. interesting.
So, what is it, though? Is it like a web crawler specifically for 4chan?
does it read each post as HTML/XML and stores it accordingly in a database?
>>701143858
hey now, blonde lives matter.
>>701143977
nice GET
and lol @ that may-may
>>701143789
Ikaros Claimed.
>>701143410
There was a problem with her hand that I tried to fix.. :^)
>>701143547
I hadn't seen mine before; it's very nice, too.
>rattle rattle
>>701143977
That gave me a small chuckle.
>>701143712
it would be better but i dont think i would be able to have all those hands on me at once
>>701143845
i dont know its a pretty odd feeling to me
>>701144106
I have to leave now, sorry. We'll talk later.
>>701144323
Fairs fairs
>>701143901
http://archived.moe/_/articles/faq/
and this is pretty interesting
http://archived.moe/b/statistics/image-reposts/
Fuck
>>701143875
I'm convinced it will go away someday~ Don't need to take the emergency exit just yet
>>701143901
not the other anon.
It reads the thread's html.
get all posts and file urls.
those websites either have a similar interface to 4chan or just use thread's html to view posts.
Oh, and they upload file to imgur and other file hosting services
>>701143625
Thank you, thank you. Now I
'm off to the store. Schwanz out!
>>701144323
>i dont think i would be able to have all those hands on me at once
Hehe... he...
Did you say it that way on purpose?
But, I mean... it'd be a little strange, true... but we probably only think that because we don't HAVE 4 arms.
IF we did, our brain would be DESIGNED to handle those extra hands, so I'm sure we'd do fine.
Claiming winry
KEKEKEKEKEK
>>701143279
It's on my list.
I'll get around to watching it sooner or later.
>>701141129
Hm, I see.
Looks like you'll be busy as well.
Good luck, Rory.
>>701141322
>My shoulders are feeling extremely tense
I'm not sure if you'd consider that being okay, anon.
I hope you get better soon enough.
>>701143859
not going to bully?
>>701143875
if you want to
first ride is free :^)
>>701144165
Me needs to get more pics of murakumo
>rattle
Im buying a dress on tuesday, Im kind of pumped
>>701144512
so what else do you like?
>>701144770
yes but it would be better in the end i guess.
>>701144926
whats this?
>>701145136
No. Don't feel like bullying.
>>701144625
I've done it a bunch of times and never stepped through the doorway, so I'll probably be around for a while yet
>>701145077
They've been tense for years. Just a bit more so tonight for some reason
>>701145136
I'll be right over :^)
>>701145293
Like, kinks or...
>>701145293
http://archived.moe/b/statistics/image-reposts/
>>701144531
neat. bookmarked
>>701144650
oooo, that's pretty cool.
>>701145293
Maybe one day, we'll have robot arms we can wear on our backs and control with our brain?
>I also used to like Doc Ock's work way back in the early 2k's when I was into Spider-Man and stuff.
Could be pretty cool.
Galil is besto
>>701145077
>>701145333
>>701145733
MORE GETS ROLLING IN
Nice.
I think I'ma take a nap.
>>701145999
after this...
>>701145428
i guess if you want to go there
>>701145459
huh
>>701145601
i think that would be really odd to get use to
Hello, hello.
>>701145993
fucking kill me...
ok, nap time.
>>701145333
Let these trips confirm you're not done for
>>701145136
Might be true.
>>701146019
Yeah, you'd have to train yourself to use multiple limbs on the same side at the same time for unrelated tasks.
ok, cya l8r, tho
>>701146038
YES THIS IS DOG
>>701146019
Oh what were you referring to?
>>701146038
Yuuko-chan <3
>>701146351
You're sucking the wrong persons dick faggot
>>701146472
>>701146472
obnoxious anon-chan <3
>>701146754
Literally who?
>>701142146
Apologies for late response but
This is and has been my only Waifu
>>701146220
bye
>>701146301
just anything in general that interests you
Rate my cat/10! Thanks Waifu.
-Mavis
>>701147289
Is it edible?
>>701145320
ok then
>>701145333
great
bring snacks with you :v)
>>701147289
would suck off/10
>>701147532
Please don't try to eat him. I mean how good can a cat possibly taste? It's covered in fur.
>>701147108
Well, obviously. Undertale, Art, Neon stuff in general. Hate most fandoms. Like dank memes. Gravity falls, all the faggot stuff. And what bout you anon?
):
>>701147791
shave it?
Hey hey.
>>701148053
Shaved pussy is best pussy.
>>701147923
i play a lot of games.
>>701148053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
I'm spam
Alice
>>701148196
>>701148053
Don't shave my cat God damnit.
>>701147791
Carnivore meat tastes gross
Omnivores and herbivores are always better
The meat on a cat is also barely worth it
>>701146351
Hey there.
(・ω・)
>>701148552
cat a cute, but if i can't eat it i don't want it
>>701148359
Alice is worst Zero Escape girl. Literally kill yourself.
>>701148552
I want to shave that pussy and then fuck it.
>>701148713
>if I can't eat it out I don't want it
FTFY
>>701148713
wanna erp?
>>701148212
Ohhh, tell me more
>>701148729
Wrong Alice my friend. I don't even know what Zero Escape is
>pic related, is Alice
>>701148840
lewd
>>701148841
HMM.
You haven't even offered your hand in marriage yet!
>>701149341
u wanna get married?
>>701148862
well there is all kinds of games. kinda like books but the pictures move and you kinda control them
>>701149341
Post steam
