Waifu claiming thread: Goon Squad Edition
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Trips or more if you want something
>No oversexualised content
>RP and ERP = Big NO NO
>Naps will fuck you up
>Discuss about badgers
>Insults should be creative
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Get some proper sleep
I knew it was a cutie, hi~
>And I'm not cute!
You know me. Wordplay is obligatrory.
Whats on tonight? Nothing in particular?
Nothing on, just playing some MGS, like usual, what about yourself?
It takes one to know one.
How are you doing cutie?
how is your morning going?
mine is going fine. kinda.
i have to stay up until my doc appointment in the afternoon. im crazy and shit.
That is what I posted last thread
Hello U no.
Also, I like you, but if you don't me, it's okay.
Ah, umm yeah that can be a problem....
>It'll probably soon
You can try, but it won't work, sorry.
It's a Logitech G710+Brown. It's amazing!I might watch that, though it'll take time for me to finish it. Before I can rate. I'm sure it won't disappointment at all.
You're much welcomed!
You'll see, I can be a handful, if I try.
Nah man, take your time. When you got something new, it'll be a delight to converse about!
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
And to start off this thread, I will go to bed.
im not annoyed
thats what the girls say yeah
Na nigga you my nigga
You didnt respond in time!
I annoyed a tomoko and he wanted me dead, it was fun pissing him off
Except I'm not cute!
Decent enough. Holding back my lewd and flipping my shit at the official confirmation of the RX9.
Oh well. Someone's gotta b a hard ass on these kids, and I guess that hard ass will be me.
Regardless of if it'll work, I'll do it. After all, it never stopped me from hitting on Maki.
Just watching the wrestling that failed to load on Sunday and Monday.
Soup for dinner but I had my breakfast pie at 5pm.
>this is why I dont like early starts at work
>no time for food till I get home
Too many Gasai.
Well its like 2 AM here so not really morning for me yet kek but for now I am watching my friend stream and talking to him, when is that appointment of yours? How long do ya gotta stay up??
It was like two months ago I think
Havent spoken to a tomoko since then til recently
The yuno army grows!
It's just too cute, knowing you have it I had to post it first
Hey tomoko! How are you holding up?
Then how do you know I am?
>Holding back my lewd
That's new you sure you're okay?
Uh, whats that?
its 3:52 here, and I have to be up for 2:30 PM.
so i'm just sitting here, giving myself a coffee enema. this is going to be like the 30th psychiatrist I offically see. they keep changing it up. ill never be rite in the head if this keeps happening.
Ooo that keyboard looks nice! I think you might like it easy to get into! Hope it doesn't let down
Only handful here is me.
I gotta have something exciting happen soon!
Sounds pretty comfy.
I have a bunch of anime I should watch and catch up on, and I just want to play games.
I'm stuck in an endless loop.
Other than me feeding you what else is good in the hood?
thats like 11 hours from now why dont you go to sleep friend? Put down the coffee and close your eyeeees
Losing my mind from destiny
Because you said you were yesterday~
I'm fine, just not trying to get overly worked up at work and... end up doing something.
The new rotary car that Mazda's coming out with in 2020! I had thought rotaries were all but dead due to shitty climate laws!
dubs checked and i cant. insomnia is one of the 10 or such medical problems i haz.
i have to wear myself out every day.
so ill be tiref at like 10 or 12 later on.
but not now.
not after all this f*cking coffee.
it would be mental suicide for me to try to sleep rite now. coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee.
maybe ill stay up making OC Akeno reactions.
Heh just wait till i have my PC back, and I can finally have a decent way to store pictures
>I'll surpass you
Oh shit you caught me on that one
Whats wrong with doing something like that during work? I thought no one cared there
>New rotary car
Oh shit really, that's pretty cool. I thought you were more of a bike kinda guy but I see everything with an engine can get you going
oh ok then
the usual. yourself?
What are you doing there? Grinding it out or what??
damn what are the other 9 if you dont mind me asking. That sounds like fun actually OC Rikka reactions are something I could work on myself
Grinding, grinding and more grinding
Starting to finally lose it
I just choose which one on a nightly basis.
But they die off. Only seen 2 regular Gasai.
He is the acutie3.14q tsun driverider.
QOTT - straight or mixed?
Sorry about that.
How are you?
Good, show them that the world doesn't revolve around them.
Like I said you can try. As for Mister Maki, he lets himself though......
I hope it was a great investment, as of now it's awesome! No issues!
Go out and get it! Or wait, whatever you prefer. I usually go for it, but if it's out of my hands than I wait.
I think we might have something in common.
Hehehe, I pay attention sometimes~
The fact that if I do it, the janitors could walk in on me. And that would.... probably be the last job I hold for a while. I wait till the week end if I wanna do that stuff here~
Yep, if it's got an engine, I'll find SOME way to like it! But really, bikes and sports cars just drive me up the wall! The sound of a revving engine gets my heart going doki doki every time!
Straight you fucking wuss.
Can't bring down the commander
Griiiind on mmeeeee
VERY bored, you?
The game waves a big middle finger to me, a solo player
Yes you are.
With me it depends on how much I paid for it and how long I want it to last.
basically the generic stuff plus some balls crazy shit.
some form of multiple personality disorder/bi-polar disorder.
insomnia like you wouldnt believe.
high blood pressure.
and honestly the list could reach like 20 if diagnosed corrrectly.
but i never really tell the doctor everything.
so its like literally impossible to properly diagnose me.
I get weird vibes and tell stories that people think i made up bc im crazy or something.
but in a nushell i waqs chosen by something or someone to do something that im not really sure of my purpose anymore.
It's more than likely gonna last you a while so long as you take care of it too.
I actually gotta leave my house for it? Sorry bud no deal. Gonna hop off for now later dude!
Don't say that. Since the April update, you can solo most of the raids AND get to max light by running strikes all day like I do. Bungie is finally starting to pay attention of us solo players.
Just eating some fruit before walking the dog. Kinda bumped out because it's going to be insanely hot again
He is the cutest I agree
No balls I see then
> just more fun if getting caught will result in being fired
See? I told you, you talking about vehicles is pretty much lewd talk
You gonna store up some money to buy this one?
I knew you would like that one~
Damn dude really? I wonder why you have all that shit. God must have a special plan for you I am sure you will find soon enough what you are meant to do
well that sucks. maybe pour water on yourself
Strikes are boring as shit.. Still dont have a Y2 Shadowprice because of it
I get shit from ranking crucible and have people that do jackshit in trials, no flawless for me
We'll see about that
Them thighs are killing me!
I try my best.
>Grandma doesn't like them walking home from the bus stop
>It's all level ground, at maybe 3-4 blocks distance
>Through a busy area, so they won't be getting kidnapped
Legit, she babies them WAAAAAAY too hard.
Try I shall then! Probably starting Friday.
Since I only have mead, I throw in a bit of spice that comes with the bottle, and that's pretty much it.
Did I ever imply I had them to begin with?
>Not when it's extremely hard to get a job as is. Having this being pinned against me is a death sentence.
It is not lewd talk! What's so lewd about the sound of pistons going up and down at high speeds?!
Nah, I'm still set on my Supra, or an RX7. Plus, $80k is WAY too many shekkles for me to afford.
fuck outta here NOT sachii from sao
even christians have told me that all my life
i lived a semi christian life
but i was told all the time
people would tell me with a twinkle in their eye
"god has a special plan for you"
Again, not really sure what it could be, but I've experienced crazy shit and survived multiple accidents.
But I will wait around and try to act on my instincts. I'm very curious to find out if I really am supposed to do something important.
I'm about to get off... Sorry.
Just enjoying the night by music and a drink.
Play some games!
I will, you can bet your waifu on that!
You have to go out sometime.
Later, my good friend!
No! that's not good!
It's going to be a challenge than....
Oh, I didn't expect a set date......
You can only ever have that straight. You call me a wuss yet all you drink is mead :^)
If by that you mean shower, it might be a good idea. I'm probably just going to sit inside of with the blinds closed.
>If only I had some proper games
Glad you're not threatened by my awesomeness.
I'm seeing you're having a hard time with destiny
Wanna talk about it? It's the best way to get rid of the suicidal feelings
Well, you're a guy so I'd reckon you have something
>I agree getting a full time job is pretty hard
I was thinking about quitting uni and doing a year of full-time work but it's just so hard to find a decent job
You pretty much told me you got a hard on for it, you should probably check if you didn't already cum
Well it's not that expensive for a new car so if you really wanted it. You have 4 more years to do some serious money grabbing
As they should!
Hey man we all are, but it seem slike you must have a extra special importance to this earth
I thought I was your discount tsundre-chan
the only one with the courage to admit their waifu
I think I rather like you
You good nigga
It's bullshit for solo players
Nigga you need to calm that down
Last post tonight
I've mentioned this before, but besides being happy that I switched from Kirara to Akeno, I think it's a solid permanent choice.
She has everything I could ever want.
I'll be making lots of Akeno reactions all day today. That is, if I can figure out how. I'm very much new to the whole editing and gif making.
Nah, grandma will learn that the world is also not rainbows and flowers.
I can call you whatever I wish, you pun making cunt. :^)
I do. Just not enough to needlessly endanger the only thing keeping me with a cash flow.
>If I said all the things I wanted to do right now, I'd probably be labeled a turbo slut...
>Even part time jobs here are a pain to land.
Stick with Uni, it's a bitch to go back once you stop.
I didn't! Believe me, I'd know if I did.
I only make like, 18k a year. I wouldn't have enough saved even if I saved every last dollar.
Such a naughty girl.. tryin makin me fap again
Heh, thanks You Know.
I got to leave now. Stay cool.
Probably soon. It has to.
I didn't know you can set such things....
I have to go now. Take care.
Thats not what I am trying to do at all Yuno
I promise I am not!
Then I can call you Acutie3.14q tsun driverider. Or anything else really :^)
Holy crap. I didn't even think about it.
But they are releasing season 4
of Highschool DxD
I'm shitting myself.
Season 4 and Skyrim Remastered...
Fall and Winter are going to be amazing.
I hope so.
You can, but I'm still going to tell you you're wrong.
You dare lie to your master?
Moved into dorms, new keyboard, internet set up, got my old room back, router right outside my door and the dude next to me moved out so I get this connection point to myself.
Life isn't good, but it's getting there.
Hey there Allahu. Got the Snackbar all set up?
Moved isis camps*
>I-I'm not salty!
>Let me memearrow shit
Hmm.. alright then
Hello Cirno, are you the smart one that I was talking to yesterday?
If not, nice to meet you, how're you doing?
>he thinks his country exists
I needed this
Snackbar is all set up, good AC, bookshelf is done, fridge works and I just need to assemble my weights and I'm good.
Internet speed is reaaaaaaal good
Kek you might laugh at this, I wondering how to take my weights up to the dorms, and I realised I could just disassemble them and put them in the bag, but like the retard I am I put all the pieces on one side and the bag kept tipping over even though it was a roller.
Hey man don't hate, they let me rent out AK-47's here
And if you die, you don't have to pay them back!
I bet its not even the real kalashnikovs either
Guess ice baka would be pretty popular huh
Nice to meet you too! I'm pretty well today, saw some old friends I haven't in a while
You are just moving into dorms right? What are you going to major in? I never quite got past highschool myself
Aha thank you for believing me master
Oh god I am super tired now I think I am gonna go to bed now. Have a goodnight all!
Sounds like a comfy get up!
>Loaded all the weight to one side
>It kept tipping over
>It had wheels
KAREN, THIS IS CAR 101! In order to have a stable ride, get the weight distribution as close to 50/50 as possible!
Getting pretty late for me as well
So I want to play LoL more. But I also want to play MWO. What do?
Good claim good claim
I just noticed I have a SINGLE disdainful Karen
You can post Cirno if you want, most of us can tell the difference from the filenames and writing style, I guessed you weren't him.
I'm a major in Business and I finished my first semester, I was just moving back in since I had to leave for Saudi Arabia for a bit.
Hey man, if it purges the infidels, what more do we need, yeah?
You been good?
I never got my license :c
I drove kinda well though, promise. Instructor said I was a natural, and then she patted my head and gave me a candy.
Two of those statements are a lie.
Hiya, are you the Fubuki I know? Created threads and used the DJ Fubuki as the image
I been salty of a game but i'll sleep on it
Ah I'm just joining up now so Its as good a time as any to get something of my own
You sound like you've had a pretty busy life
Did you enjoy your time?
Also do you happen to enjoy much music?
Yea that's the problem. I can't
>Smash 4 isn't an option
Wait, sachi is this erp?
I feel like that's the case for plenty MMOs
>Implying you aren't already labeled as one
I'm still searching for something, this isnt really want i want
Oh damn I see then
Well you can always find a way to make extra cash, I'm sure a lot of people would pay top dollar for a cutie like you
>Excuse me for the late reply. My dog was being needy
oh i dont know then. i guess lay in bed and be sad
Went with a full game of League. MWO is easier to stop later on. Olaf top for great justice.
>against a Garen
> Instructor said I was a natural, and then she patted my head and gave me a candy.
I assume it's these ones. Why not get your license and a cheap shitbox to do sik drifts with?
>Why would I be labeled as one already?!
Mmmm, fair enough I suppose. I think I made the right choice finding my passion BEFORE committing to school. So I'll have no regrets.
I'm not even an 89 cent cutie. I'd be worth a nickel at best, and a nickel won't get me a car.
>Implying anyone would pay me even a nickel.
Oh, is this your first post here? Well welcome to the thread!
I do have a somewhat complicated life, it's not a hard one but frustrating.
I'm as simple as they come when it comes to music, I like almost anything that has a nice rhythm or beat to it. My preference is something like Nu Metal I think. Right now I'm listening red hot chilli peppers since a close friend recommended them to me. How about you? Do you like some kinds of music?
Salty cause of a game? What game? Also since you're a console dude are you hyped for Titanfall 2? I know I am
Cause I don't have the time to do the tests
When I was in Saudi Arabia I had no idea when I was about to leave and over here I don't have a consecutive three days of free time.
It doesn't help my college is in the mountains.
Plus I am an old granny driver
Hey Karen how are you doing?
>Being this thirsty
I think you need to step up your game a bit more. I have no idea what you're talking about
Kek, that does sound kinda nice
Lay in bed, wallow in self pitty, watch anime
>Too bad I'm not a loser :^)
>I have a few reasons~
Yea well I found my passion as well but love wasn't comming from both ways.
A lot nikkles would buy you car. Just a lot of nikkles
>I'd pay a Nikkle for you
Perhaps even more, like a plane ticket
she is. i do not know where your waifu is from. Yuno will be sad. they cannot play online games.
so what will you do?
Eh I hardly played the first one, tho with it coming to ps4 I'll have some plays
Thanks! Is there a name they call you, friend? :)
Rather to hear of a busy life than a monotonous one huh? I live a pretty small town and reladed life myself and
It kinda drags on sometimes too lol
I really really really love music it's my passion I'm into recently Elton John but normally I prefer instrumental hip hop and trip hop stuff like XXYYXX and Clams Casino !
>3 days in a row
What the fuck, over here you go take a written test, which is like, an hour at most, get your permit, then schedule a day for the driving test, which takes another hour, and after that, you're done.
Oh? What is it, if I might ask.
I could never earn that many nickles!
>A plane ticket
Nonono, I wouldn't even be worth the paper it's printed on!
>Although the thought of you coming down here to me sure make me a bit excited~
from an old mmo called guild wars, an old favorite!
Not sure tbh. I might just replay some old GameCube games
I can always watch you play league
It's kinda your job. But I feel like it's necessary
>You're not that cute
>Pretty much every convo we've gotten
>Dont forget those cute pics~
I wanted to get into med school but it's a pain and I fucked up high school too much
>To me you're worth a paper
But if I'd come I need to make sure it's aligned with all the other fags I still need to visit
>I thought that wasnt allowed on the job
i played guild wars 2. couldnt get into.
its 3am. i dont want to play league. i kinda want to lay down
Gotta agree I never had much fun with that one myself..
What are somethings you enjoy, amigo
I'm Karen! Nice to meet you.
You should try to stick to one character, just so people can try and remember you.
I would prefer a simple life, even if it was a hard one. I just want a life where I know what my next step is.
Are you a music artist? or a producer? Where are you from?
I've never listened to Elton John or the other stuff you mentioned. I really just listen to whatever interests me.
If you are here again, you should talk to Sarisa if he's posting, he knows a lot about music. Mugen likes Hip Hop too although I don't think he posts anymore.
I'm doing decently fine as you can see by my other posts, it's nothing but up from here on. I hope at least. You're fine?
Shit teammates? Have you seen any footage?
Yeah it's kind of a fucky situation but I think you realise that by now all of this is, kek. Not much I can do about it and I can go around just fine without a car. Although having one would make things a lot easier.
Yea it's pretty much the best console in existence
Oh sucks. Well I see
Please dont stay up, go to sleep if you want to
You wanted me to bully
I'm so sorry, pls forgive
Well of course! But my runner up is my 1st Edition SNES.
I am just a shitposter, but seeing such a good reference to a great console, and not some shit ass Steam or Indie game, I'm just gonna sleep and probably drop in tomorrow.
hmm I think I will take your advice
thanks I will try :p
So what's stopping you from living that kind of life? you sound pretty ambitious and I bet you could probably make that happen if you really wanted
I play alot of music instruments but I don't do too much beyond that
Some amateur production with Ableton but haha It's not so good
Say uh might be a bit of a weird question
Do you guys use Namesync here?
>Those do not make me a turbo slut! Just a flirty person!
>And those aren't cute!
I dunno, out here, basic med school isn't that hard to get into, even with a shitty high school background.
I'm very flexible, so it wouldn't be too hard, I think...
>It's not, I blame you for this!
I'd try and find some time that you could go get that license, surely there has to be a way.
the incantation is complete
Cancerous players, shit RNG, useless clanmates that carries their stupid pothead little cousin, making me to solo the thing that suppose to be teamed, didnt get the loot Im after cause cant get enough points alone
Im glad titanfall 2 has pilot vs pilot
i enjoy playing games. ones im into at the moment are rust xcom enemy unknown and a little League of legends and world of tanks.
nah i wont be asleep for another hour or hour and half anyways
I've heard pretty good things about most of those
Spent a little time in world of tanks as well that's a pretty fun one
You on the left
me on the right~
Hey there Cutie~
You can blame me for that.
Oh that's good to hear, always nice if other anons are doing good.
I'm meh, it's hottest day in 10 years here so I'm kinda miserable
>Then I wonder what you define as a turbo slut
>They were adorable
Well there isn't basic here, it's all or nothing pretty much. You would have needed an A on every exam in high school to get into it
>Some other stuff as well but it's hard to explain
I bet you are, but I can make some extra time for you
>Well I guess I'm just good at this
I mean I'm not complaining but it doesn't seem healthy
Makoto-senpai made a folder for me on MEGA and thats how they are.
The issue is that even though I'd like a million things to happen, I am too lazy and I don't think the effort is worth making but I'm trying to change myself, hopefully someday I'll find a reason to try. I'm also in a stuck situation because of several countries and their visa problems. I have to stay here for now.
We have some musicians here too, what instruments do you play?
There are a few people here that use namesync.
Fucking hell man I hate it when that kind of shit happens. You can't get into a better clan or something or is this just a one time thing?
I don't really like pilot vs pilot, I think that the titans are the coolest thing about the game even though the pilot combat is REALLY smooth. The instakill from behind and the variety of weapons, pretty good.
Syndra a lazy
Drop me a name, friend? A signal?
Hopefully you stop being busy soon.
Do you play hearthstone on americas by any chance?
Jog my memory please! Where do you live again?
yes. what do you enjoy?
its like i dont want to do anything but im also not tired enough to sleep.
I don't think I've ever told you, don't worry
I live in the Netherlands. It's gonna be 40 degrees today
Oh well that kinda sucks, but chilling is fine too right?
>I still don't mind gives me more you
Literally begging for sex from anyone and everyone.
>I may flirt a shit ton, but I'm not literally asking for it! .... not from everyone, anyways.
No they weren't!
Jeez, that's kinda rough. I'd say why not come study it over here, but I'm sure you've thought of that already and had reasons not to...
I'm not, actually. Although I really wish I were. Just think of all the different positions someone flexible can do~
Nope, just World of Warcraft, really. At least, in terms of Blizzard games.
>Although I think the new season of Diablo is about to hit.
Its a clan founded by my personal friends, but because they're not so dedicated to destiny like I am, I typically play with /vg/ or solo
I suck at titan combat, I like my freedom of movement around the map as a pilot
I can only imagine how troublesome it must be to deal with all that beurocratic stuff huh
I've never left America! But maybe someday I might
I hear it's a very beautiful world
what is the prettiest place you've seen hmm?
Thanks for asking! I fancy myself a bassist but I guuess like 3 years ago I sold my old fender jazz bass for a nice taylor acoustic guitar and I've been fiddling round since. Also mess around on my drum kit and on the old piano at my mates place
Thanks for asking Tomochan
I really love music alot
playing it, listening to it, it all makes my day
Recently though I have been
pretty caught up in no man's sky
It's really nice to play at like 5 a.m in the morning, listen to some chilled out hip hop and get a little high too all alone
The feeling is just
i love it :p
>Implying you don't ask for sex
Well I guess I'm a special case to you then? But fine no turbo slut nick for you
>They were hot and cute
I thought about it, still am but I'm just very used to the Dutch life, also it's more expensive in the USA
>Might reconsider with you around
It's okay, being flexible is over rated. All you need to do is accept I'm in control
>How can I fix something that's not broken?
Not that nice
it is. that just sounds weird.
good you have something you like. havent played no mans sky. seemed there was other space sims i would enjoy more. if you like it though keep doing it