Waifu claiming thread: Innuendo Edition
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Trips or more if you want something
>No oversexualised content
>RP and ERP = Big NO NO
>Naps will fuck you up
>Discuss about badgers
>Insults should be creative
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Distribute some free literature
It does? Well sorry
>I bet the picture didn't help
>I never ask, I just heavily imply!
You and a few others.
I won't argue the expensive part by any means. But it seems more accessible at least.
I just started calming down, and you go and say that. You're lucky I don't have to get up for things often, or this thing could be obvious!
>I can think of a couple ways~
>Woke up before 2
Better than me at least.
I was talking about the titans in titanfall 2
For destiny, all I do is shoulder charge people with the skating
>Gunslinger a Funslinger
I like you, you're my nigga
What was keeping you up?
Oh boy, 40 degrees? In the netherlands? Holy shit dude.
Do you like it there?
Darn, I got an 80 gold quest that needs two players and none of my americas friends are online
Are any of us real?
The prettiest place I've ever seen would be the Jiitak Grotto right here in Lebanon. Most quiet I've ever been in the presence of. I got seperated from my tour group and got to sit in a cave by myself. After holding still and not making a sound I heard absolute silence. A drop of water hitting the small pond sounded so loud.
Ugh I feel so sorry for you dude, I know what you mean. I had a few friends in WoW that I had to ask my guild to let in, they would barely attend raids and would just fuck around most of the time instead of taking the game seriously. Like having fun is nice and all but carrying them through everything was frustrating, its' the same situation for you?
I know Titans aren't THAT useful in actuality but they're just so fucking cool
Not Sanae Sanae
Nice to see you again at least. Hope you're doing fine.
Akeno desu claim.
I'll be in and out all day.
Just finished downloading Highschool DxD season one and Gif animator.
Look forward to many more reactions from Akeno-Sama.
dont worry. guess i read into it a little much
I'm SO not cute!
>this "cutie" is going to get a girlfriend!
No they hold off pretty well in raids.. its our other members who are dumbasses, one barely speaks any english and randomly spews "ayy lmao hehe"
two are aussies so timing for raid is fucked
Another is a pothead and constently claims to be the bomb at WoW and some other shit saying he'll stream and shit
Of course they stopped playing before even house of wolves came.
I'm flattered, turbo slut ranks me in his top 10
>They were so good
Yea but I'm not really sure how USA college works. I'll do some research
>That gets you worked up?
I don't know what you're wearing but most jeans hide it quite well, if you know how to use it to your advantage
But yea lately I've been doubting everything I do so I might just go
>Like? I'll do my best
Yea it's kinda special
I hold the country very dear to me but the people who live in it are starting to annoy me
>A lot of lefties
Whats on a man's mind right?
>Implying you're a guy
That sounds so wonderful
the only thing I have ever expereienced like that is being out in the Iowa forests
Certainly not as Aesthetically pleasing I'd bet!
it has like a lake and such in it right?
Migth I add, another pothead that studders and is pretty awkward
If we're not talking about his tattoo shop or his girlfriend, he'll randomly leave. The ONLY time he was relevent was when he was the only one with ice breaker, til we all got it
dotter posts on /lewd/ and muu is ancient history
who are you?
Certain person, that doesn't matter since even if i would tell you my name, you wouldn't recognise me. We didn't have any kind of long conversation between each other. Please answer my questions though, I would appreciate.
dont worry im sure anyone would get about the same idea i did. I am
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
Sorry man, I'll be of no use this time.
Such a cutie!
>I knew you were cute!
>Oh well, no flirting with you now I guess. Still calling you cute though.
I am not a turbo slut! And I don't even have 10 people I flirt with like this!
Do that, you might get lucky with scholarships and such!
>Just keep saying your in control~
Not jeans, dress slacks. They're a tad tight.
>Explain that, cutie~
Honestly though, I would prefer to be anonymous here anyway.
It's whatever anyway, /animus/ kinda turned out into shit imo.
By the way if you don't mind answering, is spicer still there since last time I checked (2 weeks ago or so, just to see what's happening) I saw hungary flag and I was wondering if it's Spicer.
Wait I'm not sure if that's positive or negative
Are you being nice or mean?
Well seeing your reply above I guess nine now?
>Stop denying you cutie
Well I guess I should say thanks for believing in me
>I don't think I need to say in anymore we both know I am
Oh well if they're tight its gonna be..hard..
What is there to explain, imma buy a plane ticket to your state and go to college there
And keep you company of course
I never said I HAD a girlfriend
I said "get" in future tense
>the girl said I was cute! I was totally holding myself back. It made me want to scream
I'm so stupid, I don't know why I said Jiitak, It's Jeita Grotto.
It's all underground, stalagmites and stalactites, great place.
I don't really like forests or anything outside honestly, it's always noisy and filled with people. So I wouldn't enjoy those forests.
Did you like them?
Ah alright, who can I keep a lookout for?
Lefties are the liberal dudes, right? They got a big voice there? Letting the arabs in?
>ayy lmao hehe
kill me, wow.
And let me guess, the pothead is just full of hot air and can't really do shit, right?
Ice breaker? What's that?
There's only been like, 5! Including you!
I don't see why I wouldn't
>But I like hearing it~
Yes. Yes it is. Dammit.
>In my state
>Keep me company
Oh god, is my little fantasy gunna come true?!
>Totally cute, someone IRL even agreed with me!
Depends on how many people reply
GOAT old school hip-hop.
This is hella atmospheric
I like it!
Got anthing more?
Well around heere it's a pretty small town so I usually don't run intoanybody out on the trails
there are so many dear and a beautiful creek
we have a wholle bunch of cornfields too which I guess are kind of cool to look at
other than that it's just a whole bunch of noothing
The sunsets and sunrises are to die for though but
If I could have some excitement somewhere else that might be nice :p
Thanks for talking wiwth me this morning Karen it was great to meet you
How long have you been with these threads?
Pothead #1 is okay for most parts, can follow along, just doesnt play destiny anymore
Pothead #2 is absolute trash, always dies
Icebreaker is an exotic sniper that regenerates it's own ammo in year 1.. it was not brought into year 2 for obvious reasons. People would just chill from afar and pick off enemies or kill boss easy
6am for me, time for bed, good night
And good night.. for me
Also I decided what to do, lay in bed with a fan on my face waiting for the sun to cool off
Yea they're getting bigger by the day. Err not wanting to sound like an asshole but they are fucking over the country with the refugees
>It's a bit more complicated than that
Just Dutch politics is cancer and I just try to ignore it if it doesnt affect me too much
>Might just leave anyway
>Implying 5 isn't enough for the title turbo slut
I dont know I feel like I can stop calling you cute and start calling you turbo slut
>It's already saved in my phone now kek
Well its just new I guess, you're too cute
>I'll need to find the right moment though
Oh I dunno, what is your fantasy?
that sounds lovely
Yo fam this is quality and apparently underrated as fuck.
This is good too. Shame Ini didn't release this album in 95', instead they put it in the shelf and released it 5 years after.
This is really symphonic and progressive, nice.
If you can endure the slow progression of post-rock, some of it can be very atmospheric.
Can I be pothead #3? Good night.
Nice, hip-hop with a piano beat that isn't overly dramatic.
You're talking to a music enthusiast right now by the way, Homura has a HUUUUUGE collection.
Welp I would prefer a small town like yours honestly. Do you ever go hunting? I only remember cornfields from horror movies, kek. I'll take a picture of the mountains here for you, it's very beautiful. I live in Lebanon currently.
Treasure what you have, excitement might bring trouble.
I'm happy to meet you too, always nice to make new friends.
I've been posting here for around four or five months now. I've made many close friends here and hopefully you will enjoy it too.
Night dude, sleep tight.
Yeah I'm pretty gay
Arabs in Europe are pretty cancer right now
Where would you go if you were to leave?
>Implying all of them flirt back! Maybe 3 at best!
Nuh uh! Well, I mean, it'd be closer to accurate since I'm not cute...
I am not! And what's new?!
>Hopefully that'll be soon~
I may or may not want to be someones little sissy boy. I'll confirm nor deny nothing!
>Whats your story?
well, nobody really know me here yet; but I've been posting in thread for what I think is like a year. I usually just post my waifu, lurk for a sec, and go about my business. (not hard to figure out which waifu i claim).
Curious how so many of you know each other.
But having a waifu, to me, is much more than what is generally perceived.
Waifu is life.
Not a body pillow.
Damn dude I'm really angry right now
Which Waifu is that?
Yeah but the IRL person is a girl!
It's different than a guy calling you cute!
Yes you jelly?
Also I have coffee incoming. Good life
Oh, I wonder if he'll be back
Oh I am glad you agree
I might go to the USA but I'm not sure if it's any better
>GB is pretty sweet looking
I'm just hoping for a nexit to be honest
>Does that count me? Because I'm not sure
Well then cute it is
I mean it's kinda new that people believe in me, as attention whoring as that may sound
>If I do this I think itll be another year, gotta make some money
>You better save yourself
Well then I guess I'll just have to make you mine
Gotta admit I haven't realy delved too far into post rock
Heard a bit of Sigur ros and someworlds end giirfriend but it's a pretty new one to me
A bit embarassing but ah
I have never been hunting
Don't really even know too much about guns
I'm hopeful to seee more of you in the future
How do you guys keep track of your threads? I come from a board with only one active one at a time and here It's a bit of a mess :p
well what name do you go by?
I can't really say I know too many here but
hey only one way to learn right
You can call me Bard its great to meet ya
This is quite possibly the best girl in this thread
a little. my dog keeps coating my bed in her hair. coffee would be good but i should sleep soon
>well what name do you go by?
nice to meet you, Bard.
i've introduced myself plenty of times before.
nobody seems to notice.
Of course it's quality, it's The God MC. And that was quite nice, I'll listen to that album sometime.
How are you man?
i love how pretty mercy and diva look!
Damn now I'm jealous, my dog is just laying on the floor passed out from the heat
And yea coffee for you would be a bad idea
I do love cartoons
But definately hands down best character
the rest were kinda eh
I will remember you
Still a bit new ,havent had a chance to meet too many
What sort of things are you into for fun and enjoyment?
There's only one thread up at the time, if there's another one up then it probably hit image limit and will be 404'ing soon. I'll be here whenever I'm on computer usually, lurking or posting.
Nice to meet you, Bard.
What thread is that? What board?
Checkin your trips
I'm doing fine, moved into dorms and now about to go to college and get some classes and documents sorted.
>Regardless though, she agrees!
Hey, I only have people believe in me when it's something I've very obviously done before... except my dad, shockingly enough. He's the only one that I asked for help, he threw a book and some tools at me and told me to figure it out myself.
>I will~ Not like there's anyone around me that would take me before then anyways...
>Make you mine
Oh god, I mean, me? Why would you do that? I'm not good enough to be made any ones!
>Although now I'm as excited as I'll get for the work shift, I hope. So it can only get easier to deal with from here!
I guess I have an admirer. Should I keep it?
Yeah. They tend to fo good work.
Well, smugposters back.
Post-rock can be really enjoyable, WEG is amazing. If you want to try more I suggest you to listen to 'Oh Hiroshima - In Silence we Yearn', it's a really good 40. mins album.
I feel like he is part of the house already.
i dont know im thinking about trying to keep her away from my bed.
That's good. I'm just going to school soon.
'Fuck Halloween treats cause ain't shit sweet'
Wew. Great song.
aaah well I come from those old circlejerks here on /b/ a couple years back but I spend my time on Wholechan mainly now
animus is starting to slow down and I've seen these threads every now and again and Thought it might be nice to meet some people here
Is there perhaps a steam oor discord group You guys gather in or is it only a thread thing?
She would agree that calling another guy cute is weird!
>Thats because she's attracted to me IRL
>going to take a shower
>I will remember you
I'll explain it like this.
BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad (TV) Masterpiece
Clannad (TV) Masterpiece
Karin (TV) Masterpiece
KonoSuba – God’s blessing on this wonderful world!! (TV) Masterpiece
Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions! (TV) Masterpiece
NANA (TV) Masterpiece
Shuffle! (TV) Masterpiece
Toradora! (TV) Masterpiece
Trigun (TV) Masterpiece
WATAMOTE (TV) Masterpiece
I love RPGs. Tactical and turnbase, with many exceptions (Elderscrolls).
FF7, FFTactics, Shadowrun Returns.
I'm hikikomori af and always will be.
A little heavier in music, but the voicework is great and its a very melodic song.
Oh, never mind. Just follow this trail of pucs into this cage :^)
All the more likeley to remember
That's a pretty agreeable list
Ever have a chance to watch Clannad after story?
>That's good then
Too bad it's too catchy cutie
>I can always call you tsun sub
I guess we're both in the same boat then, ive always been treated as the youngest one, while I am the youngest it just kinda sucks not being taken serious.
>That's good then, I guess it's settled
>I will make you a sissy slut
You just said you wanted it right, now dont go full tsundre on me, I fall for that too easily
>I'm sure I can make you way more excited~
Why though? Isn't sleeping with your dog amazing?
Not that I know it just seems cosy to me
I done goofed my spelling and rushed the reply.
its a nice little ball of warmth but i cant stand how much fur is all over my sheets
of course. I always follow up the next season if it's out while i'm watching. sometimes miss out on new seasons, but always looking.
about to rewatch Highschool DxD to make a reaction folder so my posts can make more sense.
Ah alright, good to know. People leaving Animus?
There are plenty of nice people here to meet, but I advise you to stay out of the chat groups outside of thread, for your own sake.
What's wholechan? I never heard of it before, I only know 2 and 4 and 8 and a few other ones.
People leaving animus? That's a shame, hopefully you'll enjoy your time here.
Ah alright, I think I'm gonna go soon too.
Well you call me cute, so what does that say about you?! Weird cutie!
>My point is still being proven!
>Told you I'm not!
>That's not any better!
It really does. No one really trusts me with anything. Hell, I offered to replace the water pump on my moms El Camino, which would only cost like, $20, and she still wants to take it to the mechanic and pay some few hundred dollars.
>O-Oh my~ I'm looking forward to it~
I do! But, I'm not really good enough, am I? I don't think I am, I'd be so disappointing...
>I'd like to see you try, I've been hard for like, over an hour now!
8 is the one! we're a pretty old board so it's no problem
I think if is alright I might spend a bit of time here I don't mean no harm friend
Why would you reccomend staying away? I do appreciate the warning ahead of time haha
Can't say I know too much about these threads
what do you think of the people here in your experience and opinion?
So what brought you to these threads in the first place?