Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700885658
Penny Claim.
>Tfw last thread rekt.
still here
I'm not taking the risk again.
Yuuko Aioi claimed.
(・ω・)
What happened to the last thread?
>>700884085 (Penny)
I still have yet to look into Unturned, though.
I think it's cool that you can have fun at work!
Goals, those are my new life goals.
(・ω・)
>>700884497
Yeah, lots of things would be fucked, the more I think about it. Pretty interesting.
>>700884818 (Mai)
>Nothing can silence the voices
Same, famalam.
>>700884893 (Sketch of Yuuko)
Looks good, saved. Thank you!
What happened to last thread?
Now we have >>700885658
this faggot as OP
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwaFDFP7m_E
>>700885752
>tfw somebody claimed a mods waifu
Also, taking my ninslut and going to bed. Later fags, catch you in another thread
Still here
>>700885802
If they are anything like me, they won't care that you have claimed already.
I know I sure don't care if Tomoko is already "claimed"
She is still muh waifu
Hiya
Claimed.
Still here
Anyone have one of the new Pokemon games for the 3DS (either X/Y or OR/AS)? I have a code for a level 100 Arceus that I don't need.
Calamity-masu'd
>>700885856
The OP doesn't matter, the thread is the same.
Last thread was deleted by OP or a mod, for some reason.
>>700885847
Good. Fun goals are great
>Unturned is fun, and FREE~
Work fun is great though, especially when office pranks.
>>700886075
oniichan kouhai~
>>700886075
Mod. Because this thread is against the rules.
>>700885996
hello again
>>700886066
how many people does it take to do that?
Claim
>>700885988
Not a very huge percentage of the people claiming become regulars.
I had assume that people wouldn't really care at some point, just look at new Yuuko.
>She is still muh waifu
Of course.
>>700886202
Explain how this thread is against the rules
Here! Playing overwatch
>>700885856
Do you want one of us normal claimers to make the thread then?
>>700885934
Good night.
>>700886015
>Unused code.
Yes please.
>>700885934
Have a good night, Levi.
>>700885934
Sleep well
>>700886015
Gimme!
>>700886324
Uses avatars, which is against global rule 13, which applies to /b/.
>>700886259
It takes two people to do a lion, seven or ten people to do dragon, and as many as necessary for martial arts.
Yo everyone
>>700886431
True but this thread has been around for almost 10 years
>>700886369
Do you have a way for me to get the code to you so someone else here doesn't get it first?
>>700886415
He asked for it first>>700886369
>>700886324
It is against the rules, but mods leave us alone for the most part.
>>700886259
why do you look so down and out for?
>>700886431
Shouldn't that also mean that drawthreads are taken down as well?
>>700885996
>>700886726
Good to see you again.
>>700885775
here 4 u
>>700886081
>tfw ywn have a "the office" tv show tier fun job
What degree did you have to get it?
If I'm going to become a wagemage, I want to like my job, at the very least.
>>700886185
Oh, hello there~.
>>700886202
Is it? How so?
I thought that /b/ has no rules or topics, besides the global rules.
If the mod cares about avatarfagging, he really infrequently does.
>>700886321
Oh, you qts gossiping about me?
(・ω・)
>>700886605
Hey there, Ruby.
>>700886726
Yea, I think those get deleted sometimes too? I'm not the one enforcing the rules.
![Ayase [15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PjOOQ3T.jpg "Ayase [15].jpg")
>Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone
>No one's life would be worse without you in it
>Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours
>Your words have no weight in the world
>Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you
>Your demise will go largely unnoticed
>Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours
>The causes you have taken up are laughable
>Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of
Who posted fact seagull, caught me off guard ;-;
>>700886605
Heya rube
>>700886643
Oh I see how it is
>Hacked in shiny legendaries anyways
>>700886321
True, true. It is weird to see so many duplicates tho.
There are so many great girls out there, but we don't get much variety.
>>700886431
Nerd, please. I'm just posting pictures of my perfect waifu.
Well, now I think I'll head to bed or something.
I'm gonna leave before I get bombarded with posts saying how much of a fag I am.
See ya.
>>700886867
Oh yea, mods don't care ever, I should clarify that. They'll do their job about every three days, and then fuck off for another three days. Sometime shorter spans.
>>700886500
how many for instruments?
>>700886605
afternoon.
>>700886726
no reason really.
>>700886867
thanks i guess
>>700886992
night
>>700886867
I went with a Network Admin degree but my job title is IT Manager
>I'm that guy who runs the show and does the real security heavy shit
>Really its just me fiddling with stuff and using different programs to compensate for weaknesses in my own program.
>>700886867
Hey, what's up?
>>700886918
Heya Yuno. How's your day so far?
>>700886916
Me.
"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are"
>>700887159
S'okay, finally back to walking after days of rain
>>700886861
Good to see you too
>>700886897
I guess I've never seen one taken down but who knows I guess no one really cares that much about rule 13
>>700887126
oh ok
Mine
>>700887126
One for gong, how many ever necessary for drums if applicable, and usually three people for cymbals
>>700886918
It's not hacked in, there's an official code lol
>>700886992
Faggot.
Why does being an adult suck so much
>>700887426
My 3ds is hacked and I got shiny legendaries through romhack
>>700885752
>>700885775
>>700885802
>>700885847
>>700885934
>>700885951
>>700885988
>>700885996
>>700886013
>>700886015
>>700886066
>>700886075
>>700886185
>>700886259
>>700886303
>>700886415
>>700886500
>>700886605
>>700886639
>>700886916
>>700887159
>>700887405
>>700887426
>>700887555
Because Responsibility is a bitch
>Nice trips
>>700887630
Step up nigga.
>>700887406
that is quite a little group there
>>700887630
Post yours faggot
>>700887555
Iktf i just got fired from a 100k/year job and had to quickly get a 9$/hr job
>>700887585
Ooooh, my PSP is hacked. Got some PSP games loaded on, some GBA and N64 games too.
>>700887100
Good stuff, gotta love that. Only times they do care is with cheese pizza. I don't think they're too concerned about a bunch of faggots with anime pictures.
>>700887145
Man, that sounds neat. I think I want to do that.
You've inspired me!
>>700887159
Nothing much at all. Trying to learn a bit of Russian, waifuposting, the usual.
You?
>>700887318
I have a tendency to overthink things, so the fact seagull is killing me.
Thank you based Mai-chan.
>>700887436
you
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u
>>700887630
see
>>700887803
>>700887630
>>700885658
Elesh Norn is mai waifu
>>700887555
Checked
Responsibility and wotnot
>>700887803
hey its the other kyouko!
>>700887892
Lol psp is literally a portable emulator
>>700888006
Moogs?
>>700887803
>>700887894
>>700887894
I've inspired the next generation!
Yeeeeeaaah!
>Protip: the job does pay pretty well and even moreso if you can find a dumbass who doesn't know much about computers
>They will beg for your help.
>>700886918
>Hacking Pokémon games for Pokémon to use.
You aren't worthy.
>Tbh I only ever hacked in mystery gifts for key items so that the Pokémon they're linked to would be considered real by the game.
>Also for more of (Insert item here), but never for Materballs because I wasn't a faggot.
>>700886643
The only way I can think of right now is by private messaging me within Shino's stream.
>>700888111
Nope, but nice trips
>>700888155
>>700887318
hi mai
i>>700886605
Hi warlord ruby
>>700888062
I know. I have the PSP 100, and as a result it's very slow lol. Also the battery is bad so it doesn't hold much of a charge.
>>700888258
Got a link to the stream?
>>700888490
https://rabb.it/shino83
>Laura.
>>700888155
You gonna post yours?
Eat your cereal
>tfw Your waifu gets countered by another waifu in edh
>>700888364
oh?
>>700888258
lol fuk yo morals
>>700888490
Damn son, I dont know which one I have
>>700885802
Oh shit. Someone beat you?
Claiming Felix
>>700888736
wanna erp~
>>700887361
Damn, I wouldn't mind some rain here. It's all sunny and stuff, but it's still cold as fuck
>>700887630
>guaranteed replies
>>700887126
Hello there
>>700887894
Was trying to rank in league but my server is complete shit and so am I, so I lost more than I won today. otherwise, easy going day.
What are you up to?
>>700888474
yeah that's right, you better fear me
>>700887406
We have like seven or eight lions. Plus the drummers.
>>700888969
Stop trying to scare new posters away
New posters are the blood of /waifu/
>>700888155
isis a shit waifu, please leave my hugbox
>>700888158
Yeahh!
I'll bookmark more info on the degree and look into it when I'm not sleepy.
(・ω・) desu~
>>700888650
Just a shitposter, doesn't have one.
what faggot doesn't have a waifu?
i bet he's not a virgin either.
what a loser.
>>700889026
I've never played any League. If I started to play it, would I become a complete no life?
I already said what I'm up to, you dork~.
>>700885658
Claimed
>>700889210
I joined last thread. Am i new?
>>700889223
I'm sorry, I'm really sleepy right now~ (also I'm stupid). May go to bed soon.
Depends, would you see yourself playing it a lot? I've been playing for 6+ years now and... eh. I've put like 2.5k hours on it.
The game is kinda addictive at first but loses its charm quite quickly
>>700889210
It doesn't scare me really
>>700888969
I guess though I'm shit at it
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Mettaton from Undertale
>>700889026
how goes it?
>>700889456
Different people have different definitions of "new" but I think most would agree that's new.
>>700889713
Neat, ive never been lifeblood before
>>700889026
Cold?
>>700889223
Nice. IT For Glory
>We're Important because the world is technology!
>>700889456
Sup newfag? :>
Claimed
>>700889885
Read
>>700887885
Not so good...
>>700889927
wanna erp
>>700889456
I'd say so, but welcome to /waifu/ anyway.
I hope you have fun and decide to stay!
>>700889493
It's okay, I mess up posts pretty regularly when I'm wide awake! Naps are a good idea~.
I usually get very addicted to games I play. I've been "addicted" to Halo, S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Pokemon, and TF2.
Depends on how the game plays, I suppose. I haven't even seen gameplay, I think.
>>700889885
Yeah, the world is becoming pretty reliant on technology pretty quickly!
be nice to the newfriends, you meme
>>700890099
>only if your the girl
>>700890099
No
>>700890038
Ah shit.
>Tfw my job is 100k/yr
RIP you bro, jobs like that are nice.
>>700890128
I was being nice.
>I was saying Hi at least :>
>>700890148
okay
>>700889312
So how are you all doing tonight?
>>700890128
I have to say i thought these threads would just be a bunch of people just posting pics and "claimed" but its usually full of good company and talk.
Someone tell me goodnight. You may use :3 and/or *hugs*.
Do it please.
>>700890099
>>700890148
>>700890224
absolutely lewd
>>>/trash/
>>700890216
you have to treat them like goddesses or else these threads will be full of shitposters forever
b-baka :<
>>700890486
Goodnight :3 *hugs*
>>700890500
Hold on i wasnt done and i havent been lewd yet
>>700890224
Damn you've gotten fat and hairy i want a divorce
>>700890433
Heyy, that's what i initially thought to
>>700890660
thanks babe
>>700890697
Hivemind anon, like my friend
>>700890500
Ah. My bad.
>Will bully less next time.
>>700890486
Gud nighters
>Kachow
>>700890433
Goodnight. *hugs you with my katanas, kissing your neckbeard softly* :3
>>700890433
Yeah, that's the reason I stayed. Good to get away from the regular 4chan banter to come here where people just casually talk and insult each other's waifus.
>>700890691
DELET THIS AND GO, SENPAI
>>700888931
Then what kind of Pokémon morals are acceptable to you?
Mine
claimed.
>>700890937
Who needs morals?
>>700890893
actually, we should bully them out so they don't become future shitposters on our threads
HMM.
>>700890938
your waifu a slut (・ω・)
>>700889706
So far so good, but I'm going to bed now since I'm tired, you?
>>700889847
It's winter here
>>700890128
Well, it's an online game. And as an online game, it has a community, which is so cancerous it will often drive you away.
Never seen gameplay? That's weird, it's all over the place. Ever played / seen Dota or the likes though?
Also, I'm off to bed. Too sleepy and I have classes tomorrow. Cya guys!
>>700888948
Yup. Not really the first time it happens.
My fault for just lurking, I guess.
>>700886985
Not much variety, you're right.
I mean, there's always that one guy with the super obscure waifu. Misato, for example.
People claiming seasonal trash like yuno or Megumin gets really old.
>>700890862
Hivemind indeed, and I'm guessing that you waifu
Tali'Zorah if I'm correct?
>>700891204
A perplexing thought... LETS TAKE HIS LUNCH MONEY. YEEEAAAH.
>>700891273
oh nothing much night
>>700891273
Where you at nigga?
>>700887742
I just realized I tagged the wrong post. Fucking kill me
>>700889159
>>700891204
nou
>>700891273
Oh, goodnight! We can continue talking tomorrow, I suppose! (・ω・)
>>700891447
>tfw a girl bullied you and took your lunch money in school
ayy lmao end my life
>>700891411
Yes you are
>>700891715
Forgot pic
>>700891273
Night cutie!
I'm here now
How's everyone?
>>700891607
>saliva detail
hnng
>>700891463
That's a pretty bad feel.
>>700891463
nah i wont do that but you can owe me one for making me wait like this. thats a lot of people in the end.
>>700891894
hello. im doing ok. yourself?
>>700891715
Awesome, what got you into wife-ing her if I may ask? I've never played the Mass Effect games before but ironically I share the last name of Shepard just spelled differently
>>700891188
Everyone has some form of morals, most of the time they just don't want to admit to what they are though.
>>700891894
Doing quite fine
>>700892115
>her cuteness + the mysteriousness of the mask.
Ironically I've yet to bang her in mass effect.
>>700891645
>Tfw some girl use to bully me but it was a weird relationship
>She'd call me stupid and stuff but for some reason we liked each other.
>Then she let herself go and I moved on. Kek.
>>700892529
What a weird tsundere.
>mfw bullied by mostly girls during school, so i am super nervous around them
The thread is getting slow. RIP?
>>700892191
I got one for dark souls
Dont be a filthy caster
>>700892918
dont worry about it
>>700892490
Kek, at most you're probably just missing a fade to black cut scene with a few new dialogue trees at the end of it, either way your should probably get one that mang
>>700892066
I'm fine, quite a good day
>Amazing weather
Anything cool happened to you?
>>700892287
Hey there, good to hear
>We talked before?
>>700893125
Its the romance as a whole m8 you get to know the character more before you fuck them
>>700893125
Have a Yasuna from my collection.
>>700892796
After my bully disappeared I just kinda made friends with everyone to avoid bullying
>I even made friends with the weird kids cause school shootings n shit. Kek.
>There was this one kid who never got bullied and I found out why rather quickly.
>He was fuckin 5'2, blonde hair, kinda scrawny
>But he was a vicious fucking viper, call him S.
Only twice did I ever witness people try to bully him
The first time was a simple verbal altercation, something like
>"GIMME UR MONEY KID."
and he goes
>"Get the hell out of my face before I fucking rip out your eyes and smash your goddamn head through that door."
Bully had zero balls, fucked off basically
Second time, not so lucky.
>*verbal altercation*
>*threat*
>"Step up."
>He actually wanted to fight
I was interested.
>Bully throws punch
>S dodges punch
>Kicks guy's knee out of place
>Guy drops
>S kicks his teeth in and kicks him in the ribs a few times
>I am spooked
>S comes over to me.
"Wanna go get lunch?"
>"Yea."
For some reason S always thought I was pretty cool. Maybe cause I decided to try and be friends with him
>Outside of that he was funny as shit and really chill
>Use to tell racist jokes all the time
I miss S, but I imagine he's in prison for assault at this point
>Short fuse.
>>700893127
thats very good. just been sitting
>>700893311
Oh, I thought you'd be far enough into the game where you could go straight to pound town
>>700893319
Thanks, into the massive folder of the other 584 pictures
>>700893127
No I dont think so? I am new around these parts
>Your Waifu is very lovely
>>700893487
>ALPHA MALE
>GENETICALLY
>SUPERIOR
>MALE
Sounds like someone you want to have on your good side, shit.
rip alpha male
>>700893722
Ive beaten the game multiple times just never fucked tali
Up in flames
Welcome to the NHK- Misaki CLAIMED
Bully stories? I was a bully in high school for the most part
>hung out with the punks and stoners
>would shakedown freshmen for food
>would verbally assault kids I thought were fags
>I liked bad bitches, it wasn't a problem, they liked me
>forced younger kids to kegstand at parties
I actually think this helped some kids get accepted. Imagine some nerd doing a 30 second kegstand at a random party, he's the life for the next few hours
>rough head patting girlies
>stealing their head bands
>a little molestation made them feel sexy
And at the end of the day I'm a full blown weeb with a waifu. Half of these kids I remember are either married, working after college, or military grunts.
Bully never wins.
>>700893920
french grill guy?
>>700893904
I wanna find him one day and see how he turned out. Might be able to look him up on FB
>>700894052
weeb btfo.
>>700893916
Oh, so like you held off your urges then or something?
>>700893311
Superb claim.
>>700892066
I'll remember to.
>but what give?
>>700894210
That was when the games first came out. I was shallow and did not like the fact that you could nkt see her face. But then her personality grew on me...but by then it was to late
>>700893722
>584 pictures
Step up, kouhai. I think I have that many images on just my phone. Might I suggest >>>/c/
>>700894195
I'm still happy. Hard to complain.
>>700893641
Same old same old I see then
I finally played a game of league today it felt pretty good
>S on zed after 5 weeks of not playing
>>700893754
Oh that's great, welcome in that case
I haven't been around a lot lately but I'll be here the upcoming days
>She is, isn't she?
She has the looks and the personality
I'm going to be honest and say I don't recognise your waifu immediately
>>700891320
Im lucky the only people to claim Rory are rare and tend to be trolls anyway. Or they claim while Im at work and dont matter anyway.
>>700892979
YUUUKII!
Went back to ds3
>30fps
WHY
>>700894281
Thanks, m8 idk who yours is but she looks cute
>>700894195
You should! Maybe he's not that violent anymore, who knows?
>>700894052
>a little molestation made them feel sexy
REPORTED FOR GRADE A LEWDPOSTING
>>700894353
im not sure but youll think of something
>>700894513
was going to play that right now
>>700894612
Who knows?
>He might be working for the mafia
Kek.
>>700894812
Oh damn have fun dude
>Play zed it's actually the most fun champ in the game
>Yuno
>>700895090
my favorite is yasuo but you know. ill try to watch thread
tomoko
Well m8s its been a great 2nd nigjt but i must sleep as i work 12 hour days 7 days a week now...and its 5hr 45 minutes until wake up time already.
>image limit
>tali anon
>image limit
>yuuko
>>700894910
Pshh, I doubt it~.
Anywho, who are you voting for? Things are looking bleak at the moment for America, honestly!
>>700894389
Ahh I see, it's ok though man you got all the time in the world since she never actually leaves the game really right?
>>700894419
>Finds the KMB thread
>Posts things I already have
>Don't want pictures of Agiri or Sonya cause those aren't favorite girls
>Don't want pictures of Yasuna with those two polluting the image cause Yasuna is one and only
Plus I have Pixiv for that I can get artists drawings and oc of Yasuna
>>700894612
Oooohhhh man, you really have no idea do you?
>sneak up behind them
>wrap arms around waist and slowly move up around stomach
>lightly blow on their ear or nibble their lobe
>slip dick into butt crack when holding
>try and grab their ass when hugging
You would be surprised how often you can do this without them getting too upset.
>>700895389
I'd still check it every other day or so.
/c/ is a really slow board, but they have some pretty good quality stuff.
check this 4
>>700895349
I am Trump because Shillary is scarier.
>Plus with Trump, at least I get to keep my gunz
>Penny~
>>700895557
>doesn't get a single 4 in their post number
>>700895389
Yeah im getting her on this playthrough. Goodnight anons.
>>700895499
I'll do it just cause dubs
>>700895704
Nighter night
>Kachow
