Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yuuko Aioi claimed.
What happened to the last thread?
I still have yet to look into Unturned, though.
I think it's cool that you can have fun at work!
Goals, those are my new life goals.
Yeah, lots of things would be fucked, the more I think about it. Pretty interesting.
>Nothing can silence the voices
(Sketch of Yuuko)
Looks good, saved. Thank you!
>tfw somebody claimed a mods waifu
Also, taking my ninslut and going to bed. Later fags, catch you in another thread
If they are anything like me, they won't care that you have claimed already.
I know I sure don't care if Tomoko is already "claimed"
She is still muh waifu
Anyone have one of the new Pokemon games for the 3DS (either X/Y or OR/AS)? I have a code for a level 100 Arceus that I don't need.
The OP doesn't matter, the thread is the same.
Last thread was deleted by OP or a mod, for some reason.
Good. Fun goals are great
>Unturned is fun, and FREE~
Work fun is great though, especially when office pranks.
how many people does it take to do that?
Not a very huge percentage of the people claiming become regulars.
I had assume that people wouldn't really care at some point, just look at new Yuuko.
>She is still muh waifu
Do you want one of us normal claimers to make the thread then?
It takes two people to do a lion, seven or ten people to do dragon, and as many as necessary for martial arts.
True but this thread has been around for almost 10 years
Do you have a way for me to get the code to you so someone else here doesn't get it first?
He asked for it first>>700886369
why do you look so down and out for?
Shouldn't that also mean that drawthreads are taken down as well?
here 4 u
>tfw ywn have a "the office" tv show tier fun job
What degree did you have to get it?
If I'm going to become a wagemage, I want to like my job, at the very least.
Oh, hello there~.
Is it? How so?
I thought that /b/ has no rules or topics, besides the global rules.
If the mod cares about avatarfagging, he really infrequently does.
Oh, you qts gossiping about me?
Hey there, Ruby.
>Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone
>No one's life would be worse without you in it
>Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours
>Your words have no weight in the world
>Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you
>Your demise will go largely unnoticed
>Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours
>The causes you have taken up are laughable
>Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of
Who posted fact seagull, caught me off guard ;-;
Oh I see how it is
>Hacked in shiny legendaries anyways
True, true. It is weird to see so many duplicates tho.
There are so many great girls out there, but we don't get much variety.
Nerd, please. I'm just posting pictures of my perfect waifu.
Well, now I think I'll head to bed or something.
I'm gonna leave before I get bombarded with posts saying how much of a fag I am.
how many for instruments?
no reason really.
thanks i guess
I went with a Network Admin degree but my job title is IT Manager
>I'm that guy who runs the show and does the real security heavy shit
>Really its just me fiddling with stuff and using different programs to compensate for weaknesses in my own program.
Hey, what's up?
Heya Yuno. How's your day so far?
"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are"
S'okay, finally back to walking after days of rain
Good to see you too
I guess I've never seen one taken down but who knows I guess no one really cares that much about rule 13
One for gong, how many ever necessary for drums if applicable, and usually three people for cymbals
It's not hacked in, there's an official code lol
My 3ds is hacked and I got shiny legendaries through romhack
Iktf i just got fired from a 100k/year job and had to quickly get a 9$/hr job
Ooooh, my PSP is hacked. Got some PSP games loaded on, some GBA and N64 games too.
Good stuff, gotta love that. Only times they do care is with cheese pizza. I don't think they're too concerned about a bunch of faggots with anime pictures.
Man, that sounds neat. I think I want to do that.
You've inspired me!
Nothing much at all. Trying to learn a bit of Russian, waifuposting, the usual.
I have a tendency to overthink things, so the fact seagull is killing me.
Thank you based Mai-chan.
Responsibility and wotnot
hey its the other kyouko!
Lol psp is literally a portable emulator
I've inspired the next generation!
>Protip: the job does pay pretty well and even moreso if you can find a dumbass who doesn't know much about computers
>They will beg for your help.
>Hacking Pokémon games for Pokémon to use.
You aren't worthy.
>Tbh I only ever hacked in mystery gifts for key items so that the Pokémon they're linked to would be considered real by the game.
>Also for more of (Insert item here), but never for Materballs because I wasn't a faggot.
The only way I can think of right now is by private messaging me within Shino's stream.
I know. I have the PSP 100, and as a result it's very slow lol. Also the battery is bad so it doesn't hold much of a charge.
Got a link to the stream?
>tfw Your waifu gets countered by another waifu in edh
lol fuk yo morals
Damn son, I dont know which one I have
Oh shit. Someone beat you?
Damn, I wouldn't mind some rain here. It's all sunny and stuff, but it's still cold as fuck
Was trying to rank in league but my server is complete shit and so am I, so I lost more than I won today. otherwise, easy going day.
What are you up to?
yeah that's right, you better fear me
We have like seven or eight lions. Plus the drummers.
isis a shit waifu, please leave my hugbox
I'll bookmark more info on the degree and look into it when I'm not sleepy.
Just a shitposter, doesn't have one.
what faggot doesn't have a waifu?
i bet he's not a virgin either.
what a loser.
I've never played any League. If I started to play it, would I become a complete no life?
I already said what I'm up to, you dork~.
I joined last thread. Am i new?
I'm sorry, I'm really sleepy right now~ (also I'm stupid). May go to bed soon.
Depends, would you see yourself playing it a lot? I've been playing for 6+ years now and... eh. I've put like 2.5k hours on it.
The game is kinda addictive at first but loses its charm quite quickly
It doesn't scare me really
I guess though I'm shit at it
Neat, ive never been lifeblood before
Nice. IT For Glory
>We're Important because the world is technology!
Sup newfag? :>
Not so good...
I'd say so, but welcome to /waifu/ anyway.
I hope you have fun and decide to stay!
It's okay, I mess up posts pretty regularly when I'm wide awake! Naps are a good idea~.
I usually get very addicted to games I play. I've been "addicted" to Halo, S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Pokemon, and TF2.
Depends on how the game plays, I suppose. I haven't even seen gameplay, I think.
Yeah, the world is becoming pretty reliant on technology pretty quickly!
be nice to the newfriends, you meme
>Tfw my job is 100k/yr
RIP you bro, jobs like that are nice.
I was being nice.
>I was saying Hi at least :>
So how are you all doing tonight?
I have to say i thought these threads would just be a bunch of people just posting pics and "claimed" but its usually full of good company and talk.
Someone tell me goodnight. You may use :3 and/or *hugs*.
Do it please.
you have to treat them like goddesses or else these threads will be full of shitposters forever
Heyy, that's what i initially thought to
Hivemind anon, like my friend
Ah. My bad.
>Will bully less next time.
Goodnight. *hugs you with my katanas, kissing your neckbeard softly* :3
Yeah, that's the reason I stayed. Good to get away from the regular 4chan banter to come here where people just casually talk and insult each other's waifus.
DELET THIS AND GO, SENPAI
Then what kind of Pokémon morals are acceptable to you?
actually, we should bully them out so they don't become future shitposters on our threads
your waifu a slut (・ω・)
So far so good, but I'm going to bed now since I'm tired, you?
It's winter here
Well, it's an online game. And as an online game, it has a community, which is so cancerous it will often drive you away.
Never seen gameplay? That's weird, it's all over the place. Ever played / seen Dota or the likes though?
Also, I'm off to bed. Too sleepy and I have classes tomorrow. Cya guys!
Yup. Not really the first time it happens.
My fault for just lurking, I guess.
Not much variety, you're right.
I mean, there's always that one guy with the super obscure waifu. Misato, for example.
People claiming seasonal trash like yuno or Megumin gets really old.
Hivemind indeed, and I'm guessing that you waifu
Tali'Zorah if I'm correct?
A perplexing thought... LETS TAKE HIS LUNCH MONEY. YEEEAAAH.
I just realized I tagged the wrong post. Fucking kill me
Oh, goodnight! We can continue talking tomorrow, I suppose! (・ω・)
>tfw a girl bullied you and took your lunch money in school
ayy lmao end my life
I'm here now
That's a pretty bad feel.
nah i wont do that but you can owe me one for making me wait like this. thats a lot of people in the end.
hello. im doing ok. yourself?
Awesome, what got you into wife-ing her if I may ask? I've never played the Mass Effect games before but ironically I share the last name of Shepard just spelled differently
Everyone has some form of morals, most of the time they just don't want to admit to what they are though.
Doing quite fine
>Tfw some girl use to bully me but it was a weird relationship
>She'd call me stupid and stuff but for some reason we liked each other.
>Then she let herself go and I moved on. Kek.
What a weird tsundere.
>mfw bullied by mostly girls during school, so i am super nervous around them
I got one for dark souls
Dont be a filthy caster
Kek, at most you're probably just missing a fade to black cut scene with a few new dialogue trees at the end of it, either way your should probably get one that mang
I'm fine, quite a good day
Anything cool happened to you?
Hey there, good to hear
>We talked before?
Its the romance as a whole m8 you get to know the character more before you fuck them
After my bully disappeared I just kinda made friends with everyone to avoid bullying
>I even made friends with the weird kids cause school shootings n shit. Kek.
>There was this one kid who never got bullied and I found out why rather quickly.
>He was fuckin 5'2, blonde hair, kinda scrawny
>But he was a vicious fucking viper, call him S.
Only twice did I ever witness people try to bully him
The first time was a simple verbal altercation, something like
>"GIMME UR MONEY KID."
and he goes
>"Get the hell out of my face before I fucking rip out your eyes and smash your goddamn head through that door."
Bully had zero balls, fucked off basically
Second time, not so lucky.
>He actually wanted to fight
I was interested.
>Bully throws punch
>S dodges punch
>Kicks guy's knee out of place
>S kicks his teeth in and kicks him in the ribs a few times
>I am spooked
>S comes over to me.
"Wanna go get lunch?"
For some reason S always thought I was pretty cool. Maybe cause I decided to try and be friends with him
>Outside of that he was funny as shit and really chill
>Use to tell racist jokes all the time
I miss S, but I imagine he's in prison for assault at this point
Oh, I thought you'd be far enough into the game where you could go straight to pound town
Thanks, into the massive folder of the other 584 pictures
No I dont think so? I am new around these parts
>Your Waifu is very lovely
Sounds like someone you want to have on your good side, shit.
rip alpha male
Welcome to the NHK- Misaki CLAIMED
Bully stories? I was a bully in high school for the most part
>hung out with the punks and stoners
>would shakedown freshmen for food
>would verbally assault kids I thought were fags
>I liked bad bitches, it wasn't a problem, they liked me
>forced younger kids to kegstand at parties
I actually think this helped some kids get accepted. Imagine some nerd doing a 30 second kegstand at a random party, he's the life for the next few hours
>rough head patting girlies
>stealing their head bands
>a little molestation made them feel sexy
And at the end of the day I'm a full blown weeb with a waifu. Half of these kids I remember are either married, working after college, or military grunts.
Bully never wins.
I wanna find him one day and see how he turned out. Might be able to look him up on FB
Oh, so like you held off your urges then or something?
That was when the games first came out. I was shallow and did not like the fact that you could nkt see her face. But then her personality grew on me...but by then it was to late
Step up, kouhai. I think I have that many images on just my phone. Might I suggest >>>/c/
I'm still happy. Hard to complain.
Same old same old I see then
I finally played a game of league today it felt pretty good
>S on zed after 5 weeks of not playing
Oh that's great, welcome in that case
I haven't been around a lot lately but I'll be here the upcoming days
>She is, isn't she?
She has the looks and the personality
I'm going to be honest and say I don't recognise your waifu immediately
Im lucky the only people to claim Rory are rare and tend to be trolls anyway. Or they claim while Im at work and dont matter anyway.
Went back to ds3
You should! Maybe he's not that violent anymore, who knows?
>a little molestation made them feel sexy
REPORTED FOR GRADE A LEWDPOSTING
im not sure but youll think of something
was going to play that right now
>He might be working for the mafia
Ahh I see, it's ok though man you got all the time in the world since she never actually leaves the game really right?
>Finds the KMB thread
>Posts things I already have
>Don't want pictures of Agiri or Sonya cause those aren't favorite girls
>Don't want pictures of Yasuna with those two polluting the image cause Yasuna is one and only
Plus I have Pixiv for that I can get artists drawings and oc of Yasuna
Oooohhhh man, you really have no idea do you?
>sneak up behind them
>wrap arms around waist and slowly move up around stomach
>lightly blow on their ear or nibble their lobe
>slip dick into butt crack when holding
>try and grab their ass when hugging
You would be surprised how often you can do this without them getting too upset.