Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed ',:)
still here
Claimed
Any circle jerks I can join?
Bunch of lazy bastards, really.
Claimed
>>700895315
Goodnight, sleep well!
>>700895401
A-absolutely lewd...
>>700895557
>checked
>no 4s though
>>700895608
>This
Can't stand Hilary at all. So sick of stupid women voting for her just because they have the same gender. She's honestly a criminal.
>>700896091
here 4 u
>>700896138
one at my house later
>>700896250
thanks i guess
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>700896250
Yeah, I was quite the normalfag back in high school.
But time makes fools of us all.
Hail Hit... I mean hiya
>>700895920
Penny Claim
>>700896250
>But she's a woman too!
>But shes a fucking criminal and a lying whore
>Trump is cool af
>MUH GUNS >:C
Sup yall.
Neo clained
>>700896308
>Giving me more reasons to come to your house
Cmon tomoko stop teasing
You know how broke I am
>>700896319
Hey there
Calamity-masu'd
I'm off to sleep.
Heyo, how is everybody.
>Misaki claimed
>>700896211
Was playing leathal league
>>700896319
Sup
>>700896452
Pennz
>>700896468
Yo
>>700896647
Night
>>700896804
Pretty fine. You?
>>700896996
Smugger.
Whats gud nigga?
>I'm sad that my car doesn't have an aux jack.
I'd listen to the radio
>But the radio here sucks ass
So I set up a mini-speaker.
Claiming
>>700896996
Tired, but I'm pretty good!
The hardest part about work days - the wait to go home.
Claimed.
Oh yeah who gave me that Yasuna picture then reccomended I go on /c/ forgot to mention I have this
http://www.logsoku.com/r/2ch.net/news4vip/1364653244/
Pretty much is a Japen thread dedicated to KMB and there's a whole bunch of imgur links for pictures and shit along with even more threads to go on at the bottom
>>700896250
Is that best nichi
>>700896996
How good?
>>700897386
Fuck I can't contain myself
>>700896403
You're still a normie, my dude.
>>700896452
>But she's a women too!
>literally what does that have to do with politics
>"we came, we saw, we died haha :DDD"
>Trump is a heckin' cool dude, my dude
>"MUH GUNS" is right
I don't know why people are getting so upset about how he said if Hilary gets elected, we still have the second amendment
>he'srightyouknow.jpg
>>700897494
Yuuko is best girl in general~.
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
![[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/873q8Df.jpg "[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg")
Well I guess I'll be heading off early
>6:30 am
Night everyone
So, internet in planes is actually a thing!
Gardy claimed
>>700897759
Yeah
>I need muh guns
>How will I self defense without them?
Plus its fun going pew :^]
>>700897759
I guess so.
I drink pretty regularly with friends and am not a virgin.
Pretty normalfag shit to me.
>Naps are really really good.
>>700898004
Oh, hey! How's your flight so far?
My sister is preparing for a flight, and she's stressing about the size of a bag to take. Sounds stressful, honestly.
>>700897907
>6:30 AM
Goodness, go to bed.
And sleep well, while you're at it~.
>>700898241
Also WikiLeaks came out with some stuff showing documents about how he's going to fund scientists who will be working towards making anime real for us.
>pic very much related
>>700898343
You are forgiven for your sin.
also
>internet explorer filename
>>700898352
naps a best idea
>>700898352
They're not
>Tfw a cutie comes online just when I head off
Never lucky day
>>700897159
Lethal league. It gets really crazy
Weird. Im not a car guy but shouldn't all cars come with one just in case?
>>700897167
Sword lady
>>700897204
Hey thats really good to hear! Long day?
>>700897494
It gets VERY intense when the ball speed pics up
>>700897890
Yo
>>700897907
Night
>>700898004
Wew
>>700898352
Yup yup
>>700898504
So you are the NEW Yuuko huh?
>>700898004
I GET IT NOW, god I'm a fucking retard
Claim
Making lasagna edition
>>700898504
Yes.
>YES
>ALL MY VOTES
J is also voting for him so thats gud ^^
>It didn't take much to convince him cause he's a smart kid
>He saw Hillary was running and went.
>"Please God No. Not that, anything but that."
I laughed so hard.
>>700898524
I think its behind the radio
>But I don't wanna pull out the radio
>Plus its easier for me to use the speaker thingy.
Its fun anyway
>If I ever find the audiojack when I'm just fiddling around I'm gonna be mad
Its an '03 Blazer so I have no idea really, might just be a thing before its time or something.
>>700898622
M'hm, that's me! (・ω・)
You misspelled best, though.
>>700898823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
>>700898823
Did you make the meat yesterday?
>>700898823
Lasagna is good chit.
Homemade? Or out of a box?
>>700897759
She is a best, how goes it
>>700897890
Mercy has been good to me on this day
>>700898524
Did you play with anyone or online people? You gotta pic the croc
>>700898352
Hello
>>700898352
Sometimes that is.
>>700898524
Hey Smugs, how's the night?
>>700898504
Flights been pretty good so far, glad I can use internet
(Even if it was 20 USD)
>>700898639
Wooaaaah... hold up buddy, what did you get?
G'day
>>700898993
Personally, Mai > Mio > Yuuko > Nano > Sensei > Ehhh? > Tsundere-Gun-Chan > Sakamoto > stupid shitty loli bitch fuck this slut
I don't rank members here. Only their waifu.
>>700899255
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>700898524
Scythe Woman
>>700898823
Bring me some
>>700896628
doors open to you
>>700895920
DAY-WALKER SCUM
Are you people really this autistic?
>>700899452
No u.
>>700899452
Yes
>>700899452
Are you really this new?
>>700896319
i really really really really really really really like this picture :)
>>700899568
I bet you're 15
>>700899226
I read your post and for the longest time I thought you were saying there were planes in the internet, like tiny little planes just kinda flyin along in the internetosphere. I...I don't even know anymore
>>700899052
M'hm!
It's going well, I suppose. What's going on with you?
>>700898990
That kid is future of America, and a good reason to be optimistic about it. Good shit.
>>700899259
I think it more like:
Yuuko = Mio > Nano > Mai > Ehhh? > Senpai > gun tsun > is sakamoto really anyone's husbando > overrated loli
Mai's funny and all, but she kinda just seems like the generic quiet anime character with a few silly jokes.
>>700899452
you
o
u
>>700899718
You sound sleep deprived or something, kek
>>700899452
you think we are autistic? try going to a furry thread; or even worse: a fluffy-abuse thread....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
gtfo nigger
>>700899718
A+
>>700898993
Yuuko pls
>>700899009
Bought some fresh meat today
>>700899034
Out of the box, its fukken almost 12am, aint got time to make the real one
>>700899317
lolno
>>700899568
did you ever see that pic that one guy made you?
>>700898990
FUCK I READ THAT WRONG
Thought you meant AUTOjack. Bit AUDIOjack!
>>700899052
Nah fam. The dude with the stick is great. Played it with regard before he went to bed
>>700899068
Pretty alright. Fucking lethal league tho
>>700899255
Aloha
>>700899317
Gaming gril
>>700899452
I think so. How 2 fix kt annoonymouse?!?a xD
>>700899568
I still have some can of of ravioli if you want any
>>700899703
>implying
If this is quints, Cirno is the strongest waifu of all time!
>>700899997
IF
>shinoa
>>700899882
Eyy sexy ;^)
>>700899866
lol yeah it was a trashcan.
>>700899052
It's THE Best Swordsman. Wish I could say the same in general heh, can't get her down. Pull some sick plays?
>>700899882
Good to hear. Never heard of this, sounds like a deadly Rocket League
>>700899973
I said I bet, I wasn't implying anything.
>>700899857
Yuno please I'm hungry
>>700899882
What're you up to?
>>700899718
Trippy :^)
well, I'm glad you understand the meaning now?
>>700899857
you're eating us out of house and home GARFIELF
>>700900129
kek, not good?
>>700899839
Yeah. Him and K are gonna be a good future for this country.
>K gonna learn how to pew pew real gud and be America.
>>700899882
KEK.
Nah
>Mfw no Audiojack
>RIP.
Kek.
>>700899997
Off by two~
>>700899839
Mai's constant trolling made me like her more than Yuuko. I just put Sakamoto in there to show how much I honestly hated Hakase.
>>700899857
Ok... I don't see what difference that makes, but even out of the box lasagna is usually good.
>>700899839
I'm not sleep deprived I only got 3 hours yesterday totally a ok
>Internetosphere
holy fuck
>>700900314
I'm hungry too nigga, I haven't eaten all day!
>>700900375
I ate those food
*brub*
>stellar claim
>>700900344
I understand completely now hehe, where you be flying too if I may ask
>>700899997
UGH.
>>700899882
>i still have a can of ravioli if you want any
damn son.
>>700900402
no it was a drawing of a trashcan, but at least anon had a sense of humor.
>>700900285
that's how implying works, you don't state it directly; you imply it.
>>700900120
O bb ;^)
How yer doin'?
>>700900131
Jesus youre faster than usual. It's not. Its like wall ball
>>700900314
Laying in bed. Played lethal league and wew
>>700900420
My fault dude lol. Rip
>>700900624
Lil ship
>>700900485
Can't you spare me a nibble??
>>700899839
Not much, staying up when i shouldnt be. So about the usual. Hows your day/night been?
>>700899882
>not playing the croc
Shame smug. The dude with the big deadmouse head?
Who's that?
>>700900131
Yea, i didnt lose a single game with her today. Feels good to be a mercy main. My zenyatta is so close to passing my lucio hours and life will be great.
>>700900375
Wut
>>700900442
The box one is premade,excuse me I had a bid of pride when it comes to cooking.. I usually make homemade but if Im really hungry I'll sucker up for box
>>700900624
You look like a starship
>>700900738
Ugh fine..
>>700900624
Cute
>>700900658
Flying back to Dublin, getting done with my holiday in 'murica.
>>700900712
I just got done playing Rocket League with friends.
>>700900884
Thanks!
>takes small bite
Delicious!
>>700900712
Lil' smug
>>700900884
I'm a fucking starship~
>>700900947
I don't know how to feel about that
>>700900685
Some guy must have linked wrong drawing, here is the drawing he made for you
>>700900884
No, I get that. I'm the same way. I like to cook, but sometimes laziness wins.
>>700901046
Oh I hope you enjoyed it over here, where did you go to in the US
>>700900420
i love my country
i do toy review and take toy back to store when done
i make net profit of many u.s d's
the police haven't discovered my expired visa yet lmao this country is casual mode
>>700900442
Yeah, I can see that. I like Yuuko more because of how energetic and dumb she is sometimes. Although I disagree, you're opinion isn't complete shit. (・ω・)
I thought Hakase was cute in the trash moe blob way, but her character is annoying tbqh
>>700900609
GARFIELF YOU FAT CAT. YOU ARE SO BIG AND FAT. WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?
>>700900786
Same, not that I have any responsibilities though. Pretty cozy, actually!
>>700900884
i eat, jon
it's what i do
>>700900712
thinkin bout u bby ;^)
>>700901366
Feel happy, I appreciate your waifu. <3
>>700901452
awww shit nigga! saved! thanks a lot for coming through! it looks really good by the way.
>>700901071
It was made by me, of course its delicious~
If I became a chef, I'd be chef ramsay
>>700901366
Oi cheeki m8, y u no like hannu anymore?
>>700901482
Ah good you understand
I uh.. have some elitist friends who compete, we talk shit to eachother and wotnot (obviously no personal) so im used to be a bit of an elitist myself in terms of cooking
>>700901742
Y u eating me?
Claimu, anything happen while i was gone?
>>700896138
Hey, Yuno! how's it going?
>>700896468
I scream for Ice Cream!
>>700901742
Hakase was an intolerable brat. One of the few loli I cannot stand. To this day if I rewatch nichijou I try and skip all of her parts. Poor Nano gets the short end of this deal, but it's not her fault she has a really shit inventor.
Blonde Lives Matter
>>700901742
Kek.
>>700900712
>Mfw I'll google it and probably find out its in some random ass location.
I think I'm gonna go to bed
>Its like, 11pm.
>>700900624
Boss~
>Wish the connection would of been better, wanted to hear that delightful accent.
>>700900712
Heh, just as I was about to reply yours showed up. That kinda makes more sense, might just look it up.
>>700900786
Noice m8, living the good life. No matter what her style just doesn't fit me, either Zen or Lucio for me. Good stuff, getting the work in for both.
>>700901742
I eat, Jon. it's what I do
TIME TO KICK ODIE OFF OF THE TABLE
>>700901553
I went to D.C. and had lots of fun beyond homeless people asking for change every 5 minutes.
>>700902146
Is that some Kingping Maki? Damn she looks baller.
>>700899857
Not doing it right. You make the sauce the day before. Tastes better, easier to spread.
>>700901962
Pff...
I get being picky when it comes to cooking, but I bet even they have days where a microwave burrito sounds way better, and easier, than a homemade meal.
>>700901744
I was previously a Megumin claimer kek
>>700901962
All I said to her is that I didn't feel the need to talk to her, not that I wanted to cut contacts with her
>>700902146
EVA~
>implying my accent is pleasant to listen to
>>700901962
That's bold talk!
>>700901452
Also as a reward for all of your hard work I gift you a picture of my cat! Of course he is a black cat!
-Mavis
>>700902529
You have ruined my waifu's image, but I forgive you. <3
>>700902652
>that hairy as fuck knee
>>700902289
Nice, I've only been there once but I can agree on the whole homeless thing. Glad you enjoyed it though
>>700902529
Jesus Christ, can you sluts not commit?
Whoever called Megumin claimers seasonal switching shits were spot fucking on.
>>700901742
Cozy life is the best life. How cozy are we talking? In a bed posting
>>700902146
For now. As long as my teams kill the genjos on me life is great.
Zenyatta is my boi, i default to him the most. Im so glad he got that buff a while ago
What level are you now?
>>700902413
Oi cheeki m8 Im used to outdoor cooking, Im still learning the indoor stuff
>>700902493
Primarly I do outdoor stuff, namely chicken, ribs, or fajitas.. sometimes pork and sausages, rare times fish
>>700902529
Aye so shes just over exaggerating as usual?
*facepalm*
This is why i cant be sarcastic or anything to her
>>700902565
One time a buddy of mine grilled for us, claimed he makes the best WELL DONE (disgustedface) steaks
I cut mine up, saw a hint of red so I was like "hay jackass, this shits focking RAW, I might as well bite the goddamn cow"
>>700902652
>>700901925
Cat's adorable!
also no problem at all!
>>700902865
No one's faithful to a waifu now a days it's saddening
>>700902964
Jesus, who cooks steak well done. It's like eating a rock at that point
>>700903079
>Penny is always faithful!
>Last post before I actually leave, kek.
>>700902964
Good stuff.
>Fajitas
Mmmm.... you gave me a food boner.
>>700903079
Not entirely true. We have a lot of faithful members here. We just have a lot of unfaithful sluts too.
>>700903079
Ahem
>Mizore best girl
>>700901962
it's time to kick odie off the table
you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt
>>700901979
I know, I felt bad for Nano because she's such a qt. Pretty sure there's a new manga coming out in a year or so, hopefully Hakase won't be such a worst girl.
and more qt yuuko moments
>>700903197
Goodnight!
>>700902289
DON'T DO IT GARMFIELF, THAT'S OUR PET DOG ODIE.
>>700902936
Purposely making the house cold while in a warm blanket with nice snacks and 4chan, cozy. (・ω・)
>>700902750
you wanna fite me faggot?
>>700903155
Blondes apparently, I just salted the SHIT outta mine to have some flavor
>>700903263
I made myself fucking hungry, luckly my lasagna is done
>>700903298
Boi are you challenging me?
>>700902816
Yeah, it was really awesome! I got to see the Iwo Jima thingie!
>>700902347
Looks like we were thinking the same there. Really liking it.
How's the night going my man?
>>700902529
What's gong on?
>That's exactly what I'm implying.
>>700902936
Heh, true. The game likes to dish out the beatings every now and then. They are pesky little weebs. Same here, really brought him into the limelight for me. I want to say 113 or 114, just high enough to realize solo queuing is fucking impossible.
>>700903079
How does one be more faithful to their waifu?
>>700903424
Did someone say blondes?
I waited like a dumbass for a reply when i never clicked post
>>700901071
All these leagues. Next someome is telling me they're playing LoL
>>700900786
>not playing candyman
His special is fucking great
Yup. The yellow helmet thing
>>700901366
How's the intoxication?
>>700901744
O rlly bb?
How ya
>>700902092
Alright dude. Goodnight and poor you
>>700902146
Its gets so hyped when the ball speed get higher
>>700902964
Still. Dont be a same day lasagne cooker. They end up worse.
>>700903298
Isn't there supposed to be a time-skip?
Like, all the girls are out of high school and Hakase is going into high school for some reason? I honestly don't keep up with the manga.
>>700903391
>unironically playing Pokemon GO!
Nah dude. Nah. I'm do something useful on my phone. Like call you're waifu a shit.
>>700903424
Well, enjoy your meal.
>>700903557
Well, not switching every season helps.
>>700903298
GAAAAARFIIIEL!!!
time for a nap.
I'm a cat who loves to snooze
>>700903578
Ya cheeki kunts cant cook streaks
>Well done
>>700903647
Im still learning!
>>700903693
Why thank you
>>700903693
Sorry anon; wrong picture. This one is stronger lol.
>Unironically playing Pokemon go.
At least I'm not a nigger
>>700903424
That just sounds so gross..was there at least some sides or was it just a salty rock?
>>700903610
I was earlier..?
>>700902736
There were like 4 other megus after me, so blame them instead of me
>>700902964
Yes.. She tends to exaggerate a lot of things kek
I think she blocked me tho
>>700903468
Getting drunk, you?
>flatteries won't give you anything :^)
>>700903610
As always, pretty good
How's the sober life?
>>700903578
haiyoo shino bby
>>700903298
I can respect that level of cosy, and im jealous. What snacks you got going? I think ill grab some ice cream myself
>>700903468
Im just a boy, dont let them hurt me friendo. Disgusting weebs man, always touching my pure mercy.
Good stuff, im 140 something so far and its always painful trying to solo queue as a support main
>>700903610
But its a croc smug! You whack it with your tail!
What does it do? Its been a long time since i saw gameplay of it
>>700903807
Rory is a line-cook at Applebee's, don't let him bully you.
>>700903950
Can you prove that? I'll give you 10 seconds.
>>700903610
I'm okay now since I have my coffee, you? <3
>>700903693
Oh wow what a good rip, anymore great advice?
>>700903263
True there is faithfuls out there
>>700903294
Ahem
>Your opinion not mine
>>700903467
Nice also damn Garvidore you got some nice pecs
>>700903557
Being faithful means not changing your waifu obviously but also
>Keeping a dedicated folder of them
>Watching their show at least everyday
>Fantasize daily
>Realize that they're there for you and you're there for them
>If another anon wants to fight about how she's not best you don't give up you fight for your waifu's image
>Lastly Love her like you never loved a waifu before
>>700903807
Blonde lives matter bro
>>700903468
My nights going alright hbu mack attack?
I was playing overwatch but got sick of dumb teams.
>>700903977
Hi gardy! Im so happy to be talking to you while you fly! Ima stay up to keep you company! Well i'll try. I like your pic from the iwo jima thing. Lucky!
>>700904073
oh i see what you did there! here is this good enough?
>>700903424
i'll kick you into orbit, you stupid yandere mutt
(・ω・)
>>700903557
>he doesn't know how to be faithful to his waifu
>>700903693
Oh, really? I hope it doesn't change the characters too much.
>>700903734
i hate alram clocks
>>700904061
I had some chips and banana pudding. Probably getting some tea soon. Godtier /cozy/ foods.
>>700904100
Don't confuse other girls for you're waifu.
Save high quality images.
Don't post lewds.
Constantly search for new and original images.
Don't be afraid to request drawings from /a/'s drawthreads. (But do create a collage for reference)
Most importantly, stay committed. It will be hard at first, there are hundreds upon thousands of great girls out there. And you WILL feel that you may have jumped the gun. But if you can overcome these initial temptations your love will be much stronger.
>>700904247
Plenty of us.
>>700904369
Nope.
>>700903954
Uh I think there was some sausages he grilled too.. I dont remember it was a good while ago
I like my stuff pretty salty so get used to that if we ever hang irl
>>700903958
lol rip
>>700904073
>>>>>Applebee's
>Not Outback
He calls himself an aussie? I wanna see how he grills. I could talk some shit
>>700904268
lolno
>>700904505
I like salt too, just don't cook me a steak well done!
I'm off to bed, night everyone!
>>700904268
Same! I'm so happy I can do something instead of puke or think about getting sick for 7 hours.
The Iwo Jima thingie was much bigger than I expected it to be. I thought it would be life size or something, but it's HUUUGE
>>700904247
:^)
>>700904441
I'm hungry
I want some lasaga
>>700904441
I honestly have NO IDEA. You are probably more knowledgeable about it.
>>700904505
>Strayan
>working at a Strayan "Steak" House
Every time I've gone to Outback and order medium rare, they bring me medium well. Fuck those stupid cunts. Can't cook meat but sure can fuck shit up.
Claimed Already and celebrating our 2 month anniversary today. Fuck You, she's mine.
