Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Goodnight, sleep well!
>no 4s though
Can't stand Hilary at all. So sick of stupid women voting for her just because they have the same gender. She's honestly a criminal.
here 4 u
one at my house later
thanks i guess
Yeah, I was quite the normalfag back in high school.
But time makes fools of us all.
>But she's a woman too!
>But shes a fucking criminal and a lying whore
>Trump is cool af
>MUH GUNS >:C
>Giving me more reasons to come to your house
Cmon tomoko stop teasing
You know how broke I am
Heyo, how is everybody.
Was playing leathal league
Pretty fine. You?
Whats gud nigga?
>I'm sad that my car doesn't have an aux jack.
I'd listen to the radio
>But the radio here sucks ass
So I set up a mini-speaker.
The hardest part about work days - the wait to go home.
Oh yeah who gave me that Yasuna picture then reccomended I go on /c/ forgot to mention I have this
Pretty much is a Japen thread dedicated to KMB and there's a whole bunch of imgur links for pictures and shit along with even more threads to go on at the bottom
You're still a normie, my dude.
>But she's a women too!
>literally what does that have to do with politics
>"we came, we saw, we died haha :DDD"
>Trump is a heckin' cool dude, my dude
>"MUH GUNS" is right
I don't know why people are getting so upset about how he said if Hilary gets elected, we still have the second amendment
Yuuko is best girl in general~.
Well I guess I'll be heading off early
So, internet in planes is actually a thing!
>I need muh guns
>How will I self defense without them?
Plus its fun going pew :^]
I guess so.
I drink pretty regularly with friends and am not a virgin.
Pretty normalfag shit to me.
Oh, hey! How's your flight so far?
My sister is preparing for a flight, and she's stressing about the size of a bag to take. Sounds stressful, honestly.
Goodness, go to bed.
And sleep well, while you're at it~.
Also WikiLeaks came out with some stuff showing documents about how he's going to fund scientists who will be working towards making anime real for us.
>pic very much related
You are forgiven for your sin.
>internet explorer filename
naps a best idea
Lethal league. It gets really crazy
Weird. Im not a car guy but shouldn't all cars come with one just in case?
Hey thats really good to hear! Long day?
It gets VERY intense when the ball speed pics up
So you are the NEW Yuuko huh?
>ALL MY VOTES
J is also voting for him so thats gud ^^
>It didn't take much to convince him cause he's a smart kid
>He saw Hillary was running and went.
>"Please God No. Not that, anything but that."
I laughed so hard.
I think its behind the radio
>But I don't wanna pull out the radio
>Plus its easier for me to use the speaker thingy.
Its fun anyway
>If I ever find the audiojack when I'm just fiddling around I'm gonna be mad
Its an '03 Blazer so I have no idea really, might just be a thing before its time or something.
M'hm, that's me! (・ω・)
You misspelled best, though.
Did you make the meat yesterday?
Lasagna is good chit.
Homemade? Or out of a box?
She is a best, how goes it
Mercy has been good to me on this day
Did you play with anyone or online people? You gotta pic the croc
Sometimes that is.
Hey Smugs, how's the night?
Flights been pretty good so far, glad I can use internet
(Even if it was 20 USD)
Wooaaaah... hold up buddy, what did you get?
Personally, Mai > Mio > Yuuko > Nano > Sensei > Ehhh? > Tsundere-Gun-Chan > Sakamoto > stupid shitty loli bitch fuck this slut
I don't rank members here. Only their waifu.
i really really really really really really really like this picture :)
I read your post and for the longest time I thought you were saying there were planes in the internet, like tiny little planes just kinda flyin along in the internetosphere. I...I don't even know anymore
It's going well, I suppose. What's going on with you?
That kid is future of America, and a good reason to be optimistic about it. Good shit.
I think it more like:
Yuuko = Mio > Nano > Mai > Ehhh? > Senpai > gun tsun > is sakamoto really anyone's husbando > overrated loli
Mai's funny and all, but she kinda just seems like the generic quiet anime character with a few silly jokes.
You sound sleep deprived or something, kek
you think we are autistic? try going to a furry thread; or even worse: a fluffy-abuse thread....
Bought some fresh meat today
Out of the box, its fukken almost 12am, aint got time to make the real one
FUCK I READ THAT WRONG
Thought you meant AUTOjack. Bit AUDIOjack!
Nah fam. The dude with the stick is great. Played it with regard before he went to bed
Pretty alright. Fucking lethal league tho
I think so. How 2 fix kt annoonymouse?!?a xD
I still have some can of of ravioli if you want any
If this is quints, Cirno is the strongest waifu of all time!
It's THE Best Swordsman. Wish I could say the same in general heh, can't get her down. Pull some sick plays?
Good to hear. Never heard of this, sounds like a deadly Rocket League
Yuno please I'm hungry
What're you up to?
well, I'm glad you understand the meaning now?
you're eating us out of house and home GARFIELF
Yeah. Him and K are gonna be a good future for this country.
>K gonna learn how to pew pew real gud and be America.
>Mfw no Audiojack
Off by two~
Mai's constant trolling made me like her more than Yuuko. I just put Sakamoto in there to show how much I honestly hated Hakase.
Ok... I don't see what difference that makes, but even out of the box lasagna is usually good.
I'm not sleep deprived I only got 3 hours yesterday totally a ok
I'm hungry too nigga, I haven't eaten all day!
I understand completely now hehe, where you be flying too if I may ask
>i still have a can of ravioli if you want any
no it was a drawing of a trashcan, but at least anon had a sense of humor.
that's how implying works, you don't state it directly; you imply it.
O bb ;^)
How yer doin'?
Jesus youre faster than usual. It's not. Its like wall ball
Laying in bed. Played lethal league and wew
My fault dude lol. Rip
Can't you spare me a nibble??
Not much, staying up when i shouldnt be. So about the usual. Hows your day/night been?
>not playing the croc
Shame smug. The dude with the big deadmouse head?
Yea, i didnt lose a single game with her today. Feels good to be a mercy main. My zenyatta is so close to passing my lucio hours and life will be great.
The box one is premade,excuse me I had a bid of pride when it comes to cooking.. I usually make homemade but if Im really hungry I'll sucker up for box
You look like a starship
Flying back to Dublin, getting done with my holiday in 'murica.
I just got done playing Rocket League with friends.
>takes small bite
I'm a fucking starship~
I don't know how to feel about that
Some guy must have linked wrong drawing, here is the drawing he made for you
No, I get that. I'm the same way. I like to cook, but sometimes laziness wins.
Oh I hope you enjoyed it over here, where did you go to in the US
i love my country
i do toy review and take toy back to store when done
i make net profit of many u.s d's
the police haven't discovered my expired visa yet lmao this country is casual mode
Yeah, I can see that. I like Yuuko more because of how energetic and dumb she is sometimes. Although I disagree, you're opinion isn't complete shit. (・ω・)
I thought Hakase was cute in the trash moe blob way, but her character is annoying tbqh
GARFIELF YOU FAT CAT. YOU ARE SO BIG AND FAT. WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?
Same, not that I have any responsibilities though. Pretty cozy, actually!
i eat, jon
it's what i do
thinkin bout u bby ;^)
Feel happy, I appreciate your waifu. <3
awww shit nigga! saved! thanks a lot for coming through! it looks really good by the way.
It was made by me, of course its delicious~
If I became a chef, I'd be chef ramsay
Oi cheeki m8, y u no like hannu anymore?
Ah good you understand
I uh.. have some elitist friends who compete, we talk shit to eachother and wotnot (obviously no personal) so im used to be a bit of an elitist myself in terms of cooking
Y u eating me?
Claimu, anything happen while i was gone?
Hey, Yuno! how's it going?
I scream for Ice Cream!
Hakase was an intolerable brat. One of the few loli I cannot stand. To this day if I rewatch nichijou I try and skip all of her parts. Poor Nano gets the short end of this deal, but it's not her fault she has a really shit inventor.
>Mfw I'll google it and probably find out its in some random ass location.
I think I'm gonna go to bed
>Its like, 11pm.
>Wish the connection would of been better, wanted to hear that delightful accent.
Heh, just as I was about to reply yours showed up. That kinda makes more sense, might just look it up.
Noice m8, living the good life. No matter what her style just doesn't fit me, either Zen or Lucio for me. Good stuff, getting the work in for both.
I eat, Jon. it's what I do
TIME TO KICK ODIE OFF OF THE TABLE
I went to D.C. and had lots of fun beyond homeless people asking for change every 5 minutes.
Is that some Kingping Maki? Damn she looks baller.
Not doing it right. You make the sauce the day before. Tastes better, easier to spread.
I get being picky when it comes to cooking, but I bet even they have days where a microwave burrito sounds way better, and easier, than a homemade meal.
I was previously a Megumin claimer kek
All I said to her is that I didn't feel the need to talk to her, not that I wanted to cut contacts with her
>implying my accent is pleasant to listen to
That's bold talk!
Also as a reward for all of your hard work I gift you a picture of my cat! Of course he is a black cat!
You have ruined my waifu's image, but I forgive you. <3
Nice, I've only been there once but I can agree on the whole homeless thing. Glad you enjoyed it though
Jesus Christ, can you sluts not commit?
Whoever called Megumin claimers seasonal switching shits were spot fucking on.
Cozy life is the best life. How cozy are we talking? In a bed posting
For now. As long as my teams kill the genjos on me life is great.
Zenyatta is my boi, i default to him the most. Im so glad he got that buff a while ago
What level are you now?
Oi cheeki m8 Im used to outdoor cooking, Im still learning the indoor stuff
Primarly I do outdoor stuff, namely chicken, ribs, or fajitas.. sometimes pork and sausages, rare times fish
Aye so shes just over exaggerating as usual?
This is why i cant be sarcastic or anything to her
One time a buddy of mine grilled for us, claimed he makes the best WELL DONE (disgustedface) steaks
I cut mine up, saw a hint of red so I was like "hay jackass, this shits focking RAW, I might as well bite the goddamn cow"
No one's faithful to a waifu now a days it's saddening
Jesus, who cooks steak well done. It's like eating a rock at that point
>Penny is always faithful!
>Last post before I actually leave, kek.
Mmmm.... you gave me a food boner.
Not entirely true. We have a lot of faithful members here. We just have a lot of unfaithful sluts too.
it's time to kick odie off the table
you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt
I know, I felt bad for Nano because she's such a qt. Pretty sure there's a new manga coming out in a year or so, hopefully Hakase won't be such a worst girl.
and more qt yuuko moments
DON'T DO IT GARMFIELF, THAT'S OUR PET DOG ODIE.
Purposely making the house cold while in a warm blanket with nice snacks and 4chan, cozy. (・ω・)
Blondes apparently, I just salted the SHIT outta mine to have some flavor
I made myself fucking hungry, luckly my lasagna is done
Boi are you challenging me?
Yeah, it was really awesome! I got to see the Iwo Jima thingie!
Looks like we were thinking the same there. Really liking it.
How's the night going my man?
What's gong on?
>That's exactly what I'm implying.
Heh, true. The game likes to dish out the beatings every now and then. They are pesky little weebs. Same here, really brought him into the limelight for me. I want to say 113 or 114, just high enough to realize solo queuing is fucking impossible.
How does one be more faithful to their waifu?
I waited like a dumbass for a reply when i never clicked post
All these leagues. Next someome is telling me they're playing LoL
>not playing candyman
His special is fucking great
Yup. The yellow helmet thing
How's the intoxication?
O rlly bb?
Alright dude. Goodnight and poor you
Its gets so hyped when the ball speed get higher
Still. Dont be a same day lasagne cooker. They end up worse.
Isn't there supposed to be a time-skip?
Like, all the girls are out of high school and Hakase is going into high school for some reason? I honestly don't keep up with the manga.
>unironically playing Pokemon GO!
Nah dude. Nah. I'm do something useful on my phone. Like call you're waifu a shit.
Well, enjoy your meal.
Well, not switching every season helps.
time for a nap.
I'm a cat who loves to snooze
Ya cheeki kunts cant cook streaks
Im still learning!
Why thank you
Sorry anon; wrong picture. This one is stronger lol.
>Unironically playing Pokemon go.
At least I'm not a nigger
That just sounds so gross..was there at least some sides or was it just a salty rock?
I was earlier..?
There were like 4 other megus after me, so blame them instead of me
Yes.. She tends to exaggerate a lot of things kek
I think she blocked me tho
Getting drunk, you?
>flatteries won't give you anything :^)
As always, pretty good
How's the sober life?
haiyoo shino bby
I can respect that level of cosy, and im jealous. What snacks you got going? I think ill grab some ice cream myself
Im just a boy, dont let them hurt me friendo. Disgusting weebs man, always touching my pure mercy.
Good stuff, im 140 something so far and its always painful trying to solo queue as a support main
But its a croc smug! You whack it with your tail!
What does it do? Its been a long time since i saw gameplay of it
Rory is a line-cook at Applebee's, don't let him bully you.
Can you prove that? I'll give you 10 seconds.
I'm okay now since I have my coffee, you? <3
Oh wow what a good rip, anymore great advice?
True there is faithfuls out there
>Your opinion not mine
Nice also damn Garvidore you got some nice pecs
Being faithful means not changing your waifu obviously but also
>Keeping a dedicated folder of them
>Watching their show at least everyday
>Realize that they're there for you and you're there for them
>If another anon wants to fight about how she's not best you don't give up you fight for your waifu's image
>Lastly Love her like you never loved a waifu before
Blonde lives matter bro
My nights going alright hbu mack attack?
I was playing overwatch but got sick of dumb teams.
Hi gardy! Im so happy to be talking to you while you fly! Ima stay up to keep you company! Well i'll try. I like your pic from the iwo jima thing. Lucky!
oh i see what you did there! here is this good enough?
i'll kick you into orbit, you stupid yandere mutt
>he doesn't know how to be faithful to his waifu
Oh, really? I hope it doesn't change the characters too much.
i hate alram clocks
I had some chips and banana pudding. Probably getting some tea soon. Godtier /cozy/ foods.
Don't confuse other girls for you're waifu.
Save high quality images.
Don't post lewds.
Constantly search for new and original images.
Don't be afraid to request drawings from /a/'s drawthreads. (But do create a collage for reference)
Most importantly, stay committed. It will be hard at first, there are hundreds upon thousands of great girls out there. And you WILL feel that you may have jumped the gun. But if you can overcome these initial temptations your love will be much stronger.
Plenty of us.
Uh I think there was some sausages he grilled too.. I dont remember it was a good while ago
I like my stuff pretty salty so get used to that if we ever hang irl
He calls himself an aussie? I wanna see how he grills. I could talk some shit
I like salt too, just don't cook me a steak well done!
I'm off to bed, night everyone!
Same! I'm so happy I can do something instead of puke or think about getting sick for 7 hours.
The Iwo Jima thingie was much bigger than I expected it to be. I thought it would be life size or something, but it's HUUUGE
I want some lasaga
I honestly have NO IDEA. You are probably more knowledgeable about it.
>working at a Strayan "Steak" House
Every time I've gone to Outback and order medium rare, they bring me medium well. Fuck those stupid cunts. Can't cook meat but sure can fuck shit up.
Claimed Already and celebrating our 2 month anniversary today. Fuck You, she's mine.