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AINT NOONE CALLIN ME NEW
IVE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOU KNEW THE INTERNET
>>700822069
>>>/trash/
Fuck off furfags
>>700822245
>>700822069
Would you just fuck off with these endless stupid fur cartoons?
Sorry, I was busy. Thanks for having my back, OP.
>>700822369
i have a billion of these, dont you fuckin worry
What the fuggggg
Have any of you gotten intimate with a female
Are any of you attractive
>>700822493
which is weird because
when i was 19 you were the age i was when i first even looked at the chans
and when i was 19 i made threads even quicker
>>700822809
i fucked a hooker once but she insisted on using two condoms so i didnt feel anything and she had to finish me with a handjob
that handjob was worth the 50 bucks tho
>>700822809
yes
I am of course extremely attractive as well
>>700822809
you may want to change your question to "Human female"
>>700823221
have you guys ever seen the weaver zootopia comics? i got depressed after watchin em
now i have to watch them again, thanks, faggot
>>700823221
Huh.... Why?
>>700822809
I've had 7 girlfriends and one I was with for eleven years.
>>700823401
werent you 19?
>>700822809
No, I'm a permavirgin. Some people have said that I'm attractive, but I certainly don't think so.
>>700822980
That was actually Rabbie you were replying to in the last thread. My brother first showed me 4chan when I was 9 and he was 16, but I didn't really start coming here until I was 11, mainly /s/ for porn. I started coming to /b/ and became a furfag at 14.
>>700823701
man that's a lot of elementary school relationships
also that's a lot of words i know
elementary school relationships
fuckin shakespear
you guys know what, im gonna post a quality comic
Best Furry right here
Btw I suggest >>700822069 to fuck off with his furryporn threads because of >>700823467
>>700816796
Fuck that im 5'4 and I am happy with my height. Easier to manipulate and less weight to damage me when I get into an accident of any kind what so ever and what not D:
>>700816929
I would have said that your mom is a retarded language but... sadly you are right it is a derivitave of England where in higher classes it was rather defined, now however you are listening to the hicks and hillbillies of those people, and when you go to the south of amurrica ( the usa) day beee tallkin like this now I theel you whhat? ( lol) every time english moves away it loses meaning, if we ove further it might progress to moans and grunts with weird..... sounds...
>>700818846
I like how you are like "Hmmmm.... got... to.... cover... my... faaaaace...... hmmmmm.... lol
>>700823867
NOOOOO!
>>700823919
Wont work, we'll just fap to it... e.e...
^1
Hello everyone,
how was your day so far?
>>700824056
>>700824091
THREE
>>700824076
i hate my job and i would love to take drugs
but i only have cheap alcohol
>>700823919
>>700824180
also, korean music best music. sometimes
>>700824091
i saw that coming.
>>700822809
Yeh
>>700824243
this should be six
>>700824180
At least you have a job m8
I'm a little tipsy and didnt do shit today
>>700824220
Funny thing that guy started blocking all furries once.
>>700824345
no, wait, that was five, this is six
>>700823919
My post was sarcasm I don't need porn images of Tony jfc
You furries really are the worse pic related
>>700824031
You may be happy with it, but I'm not. I hate it. Life is so fucking hard because of it.
>>700824031
I don't know where everyone seems to get the idea that everyone here in the south fucks their cousin and has an IQ of 25, but we don't talk like that here in Georgia. Even the ones with a very thick southern accent don't sound like that. In fact, I've had many people think I'm from the north because most people don't sound like that, but I was born and raised here in GA.
>>700824105
CLICK IN HERE
>>700824438
and seven. this should be seven. i didnt sort these
>>700824419
do you have money for flat, food, health insurance and drugs? yes? continue, then
>>700824558
eight
i am proving me tremendous knowledge of english by writing out numbers here
and noone is congraulationing me
>>700824638
and the last. want more? search for the_weaver, this guy makes simple but great comics
>>700824558
Yeah I'm good, got kicked out of work two weeks ago because of reasons I dont wanna roll out in public
Still getting paid for this months but shit sucks anyway
Not a fan of drugs anymore, was a massive pothead for several years
>>700824471
And for the record, yes I probably am a redneck by most people's standards, and I live out in the country, but even so, I'm nothing like the stereotypical hick. Very, very few of us are like that.
But whatever. Stereotypes.
>>700824419
That doesnt really get me off, it tickles for a bit then its just slobbery... i guess you can only toss the salad a little, not too long... or it gets old... D:
>>700824425
I told you we'd fap to this, lol
>>700824438
the fact I just read that full conversation in their voice is fun and pretty funny. Whos did dedid diz D:
>>700824780
tbh if i had a source for any drugs i would do a ton of them
>>700824520
id say this is a good ten percent of us much like everyone else in the world lol
>>700825149
i've been to /wowg/ and even in the worst shitholes of the internet only a few were actual erp'ers
so no, that's not everyone else
>>700825142
If you have the money, eh why not
>>700825288
i have about 4k in the bank so technically i should be able to do it
i just simply have no idea where to get them from
i found a source for some chemical stuff by accident through the internet but the guy isnt replying anymore and now im left to alcohol only
>>700825401
Do you have anything special in mind or just drugs in general?
>>700825473
>>700825520
this is how you shift gears... :3
>>700825569
Hang... in there... :3
>>700825473
tbh, im mental enough to try them all
but im scared of the darknet because i dont have a second address to receive packages
>>700825656
Getting them is easy, if you know one guy you know them all
It's just hard to find the first one and I can't help ou with that
>>700824710
What an "electrifying" situation I'm in, a machine couldn't "pump" this much "Juice" in a day.
>>700825827
exactly
that's the problem
im a tremendously shut-in basement-dweller and i have literally no contacts in this area
>>700825827
Always forgetting the pics..
>>700824419
"Tacos" anyone? let me just "Toss the salad" so we can eat. :3
>>700823919
Its actually quite easy... "being cheezy"..... *fap fap fap fap* :3
>>700823747
I cant help right now, im all " tied up" at the moment. :3
>>700825972
Is this some kind a meme I didnt ketchup with?
>>700822069
This thread:
[spoiler]Fur[/spoiler]real?
>>700826209
Nope, but it can be.... With more effort and brain power. Im doing this cause i thought it be fun :3
>>700825944
Go to a bar and look for college kids. Ask around, you can bet your ass you'll find someone for just about everything.
>>700826405
? your ability to speak has decreased to unacceptable levels.... please go learn a language and come back when your unit is more capable of communication...
>>700826649
" The Bi-bi-birds the word, the bird... is the word.... the bee bee bird bird bird the word is the bird." :3
>>700826768
>>700826838
these are hard cause they have to be doing something... all i can think of is the lil ol bee.
" Hay...... how you doin.... im jus sittin here... bottomless... yeeeah..." :3
>>700827000
Have you tried not being autistic?
>>700826948
You laughed xD or fapped... o.0... either one is acceptable :3
>>700827059
No.... No I havent... Id have to be to try, so technically im trying to be autistic? by your logic? hmmm...
>>700826602
there is bearly Sign of humanity in there isnt there? or I furgot that that's normal for your kind Did my language infuriate you? fur what's the point of your type existing? Most of them are knot even good, and those that are, I find annoying now please pawse and think about your future because according to my gnawledge I deserve an appawse for those puns faggot
>>700824725
Post more m8.
>>700827286
Well fucking try it. Those emoticons are malignant tumors on the terminal cancer that is /b/.
>>700827350
https://e621.net/pool/show/8263
>>700827306
ahem..... No. :3 and you cant get infuriated on the internet, that is just Bollocks :3 I simply didn't understand that tag at all. ^-^ but you are free to hate i guess o.0...
>>700827395
>700827395
Legit boners for this image, more?
>>700827601
The artist is Xaenyth.
>>700827395
okay, ill try to be autistic just like you said ^_^ It will be hard because I am not autistic, but ill do my best Ahem...
>>700827505
>:3
>all furries act like immature children
>masturbate to animals
Aaaaaand that's why I hate furries I swear you guys are worse than the horsefuckers over on /mlp/
>>700827695
I said stop being autistic, you cancerous twat.
>>700827654
You're in the good books this year I tell ya.
>>700827839
I would post their art if I had it, but my folder isn't organized.
>>700827816
=^-^= :3 X3 :D ;d O_O XDDDDDDDDDD
>>700827601
Morgan Freeman: And as she explored the inner depths of her bare wet vagina, The world discovered through this wet drunk skank, a new sound... The sound is now called Dub step... Invented while singing into the microphone while masturbating on a bass speaker.
>>700827395
See man? its hard to be autistic lol Too long man too long... :3
>>700828207
>Using overly abused john tron trash clips.
It seems you have become what you always hated, utter shite and cancer. Good job. Pretty much only fandom retards and tumblrites use that shit.
>>700828142
Spaff
>>700828039
>2016
who organised! Fuck it is what I say.
>>700828673
Hey Harpo.
I love the people here who think calling us furfags is going to offend us or something. I mean the internet has been around for exactly 25 years (Happy Birthday Internet!) I think people by now know of people known as "Trolls" that are people who purposely try to post shit like "furfag" to offend a person or persons and upset them. Its old. Find something new instead of beating a dead horse. Be creative. Find another insult to call us so we can laugh at you. I mean, you have to know of something, right? Or are you so stupid you can't contribute? This is me, a furry, calling out furry trollers and telling them to be creative. Tbh I would like to see what y'all come up with. Now, get to thinking. I want to see what a bunch of idiots on the internet can make.
>>700828673
I bet.
>>700828802
Shut up, furfag.
>>700828749
Hey
>>700828807
~
>>700828879
How are you?
>>700827816
Immature? What is the definition of the word? cause it changes as you travel to different parts of the world. So on what basis ? Western eastern or Nordic? what is it?
>>700827821
but, by your logic, if im not autistic, asking me to stop being autistic based on my current behavior, it would mean that for those words to make sense, I would have to try to be autistic before I even attempt to stop such a feat. Besides,
There hasn't been anything good to pun yet... I lurk in the shadows, popping up only to provide horrible cancerous puns to images that deserve praise.
>>700828879
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Snek go Hiss hiss!! :3
>>700828948
Throat still hurts.
I need to go get some antibiotics.
>>700829003
You are autistic.
>>700829016
Hey Mous, how's it going?
>>700828874
Aww, look at this retard. He can't make anything new so he has to use an old insult. Make something new. Also, like I will do something someone on the internet told me to do
>>700829016
Hey
>>700829080
Yes, Hi.
>>700829086
That would probably be a good idea.
>>700829163
Kill yourself, you fucking furfag cunt.
>>700829163
you must be new
Your thoughts? Does anyone here play this or contribute to it?
furry.science
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>>700822809
I AM a woman, dipshit!
Anyway, stronk!
>>700829110
She held the necronomicon! as an asshole in the sky opened up, providing her freedom from... Oh... its the moon..... so..... if you paint those clouds red, and the moon tan, it would look like the inside of an asshole..... PUN RUINED Dx
>>700829205
How would you like me to kill myself?
>>700829296
Not new. Just tired of seeing the same insult. Want to see at least a tiny bit of creativity
>>700829383
Hey Draka, how are you?
>>700829395
Kill. Your. Self.
>>700829469
Self immolation, or harakiri.
>>700829395
yeah, the area around the moon with no clouds just paint pink.
>>700829383
Hi Draka.
>>700829329
Loved Rack 1. Thanks for the link, not paying that much to beta test.
I'm fine with furry porn if it's well drawn and has no edgy OCs with neon colors. Furries with fursuits that go out in public and go to conventions deserve to be euthanized though
>>700829772
Say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens
>>700829772
>>700829516
your mom :3
>>700829110
Kind of annoyed. trying to run a difficult mission solo because people are idiots.
>>700829181
Hey harpo.
>>700829874
How did I know you would suddenly show up?
>>700829964
I know how that can be.
>>700829516
Quite happy!
>>700824056
Why does it say "islam" in the first panel?
>>700829718
" Im a Virgin, OOOOH!! Touched for the very first Teimeh!"
>>700829964
Ever rage quit because randos dont know how to fight a boss so you would never beat it?
>>700830035
Because I need a break from writing shit for school
>>700830061
What's got you so happy? Did you get snu snu?
>>700829874
>>700829882
This is why I can't deal with you people
>>700830067
slam
>>700830148
Look at the pic I posted. I love porn of that series!
>>700830136
I thought that exact thing before you even posted, but I'm still surprised to see you here. Very strange.
>>700830158
See >>700829882
>>700822245
>>700822280
>>700822469
>>700822809
>>700823386
buncha cucks if you ask me
>>700830346
No. Do not desecrate The Land Before Time.
>>700830231
" Happy birthday brother!~"
:3
>>700830384
I think it's a pretty standard response for something like that, even in jest.
I'm just dropping in for a little bit, I'm going to have lunch in a few and then head to class
>>700830607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcTzbr-9oMU
>>700830680
A'ight, man.
>>700830564
I enjoy raping my childhood! The Land Before Time was the first movie I ever saw.
Question: How many different Bahamuts are in this pic?
>>700830838
I don't know, 6? I'm too tired to care right now.
>>700830829
Datz what I call some good snow fuckin... :3
>>700831083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcTzbr-9oMU
>>700831038
And you too.
>>700824780
weed is cool man but if you cant control your ability to smoke then you fucked up, not the weeds fault, it was your fault. lesson here is dont make excuses, admit it was you who fucked up, dont blame inanimate objects ( weed is dry not living no more) accept your responsibility, and dont make the same mistake again.
>>700825287
whatever helps you sleep at night :3
