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Waifu claiming thread

The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Placebo edition
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

Claimed.
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Ui claimed.
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Claiming Felix
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>>700641387
my dreams are like his paintings but with movement and sound.
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>>700641469
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Claim and off to bed

>>700641593
Damn, that's pretty unique and brutal
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>>700641533
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>>700641593
Interesting, tell me more. I have very disturbing dreams usually once or twice a week. How often to you have these dreams and are they always at the same intensity?
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>>700641738
Sauce
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>>700641724
Good night.
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>>700641904
Pretty much every night.
Though I just used to not remember.

I've gotten incredibly good at memorizing my dreams because I've pretty much made a living out of painting what I see in my nightmares.

the intensity changes often.
Sometimes things are incredibly clear and i can make out every detail, every noise.
Every color and texture.

Sometimes I barely get anything.


Hitagi claim
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>>700641960
Jade Harley
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>>700642046
I mean Rory-sama claimed
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so my internet is back up. turns out i left battle.net running so SCII and OW ate up my internet with patches 'n shit.

speaking of which.

>jenny claimed and out
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>>700642120
Is petting Rory-sama a good idea?
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Jesus christ it's already 0330
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>>700641812
o
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>>700642092
Well we have made good progress this week, just remember change can be scary. Give me a call if you feel your medication isn't working, I have a lab set up for you in a few days. See you same time next week? Remember to keep up with your writings and bring them with you next time!
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A little slow.
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>>700642372
Depends on the color of her lips.
Purple = not if you have violent tendencies
Red = yes.
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Tristana claimed

It's very laid back and peaceful. I enjoy this
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>>700643235
Yeah, sometimes. How's the job tonight?
Just currently watch some toons.
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Good morning waifu.
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I just found a Rory daki pillowcase. Standard for beds.
No thanks.
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>>700643790
>no thanks

link it so i can get it for myself.
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>>700643654
Morning

>>700643878
Guten Morgen, what's your job about?
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Claimed
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>>700643861
Just google it you rancid swine
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>>700643878
What got you down?
I'm just here on a stream watching South Park.
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>>700641525
a cute
>>700643654
Morning my sweet bully
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>>700644132
Telling homeless people to shoo. No lie, that's all it is. And even that rarely happens these days.

>>700644274
Just stuff from earlier. Nothing to really be down about, but all in all, with all that's going on, it got to me more than it normally would have.
I haven't watched that in years. Is it still good?
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>>700643654
Morning Shizuru get.
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>>700642372
Hey Homura, how big is your collection of your waifu?
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>>700644398
That sounds like a chill job. The only offsets I can muster up are the hours and the loonies.
What's the job title?
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>>700641469
Vambere a THICC
H
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Morning!

>>700644348
My sweet nigger
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>>700644398
Oh, good it didn't affect you in a long term.
Actually never watched the latest episode, heard it was still good, just watching the old ones.
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>>700644570
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>>700644608
Security Guard. I'ma essentially one of those glorified monitors.

>>700644727
Affect me in the long term?
Ah, well regardless, always a good laugh at the crude humor.
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>>700644832
my oh my... very nice. love that organization.
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>>700643509
hello there

>>700643654
time?

>>700644398
9/10 waifu
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>>700644873
Like stay with you for more than just that time. Not so good at explaining or wording it.....

Very much enjoy the old ones, especially when I haven't watched it for long time and finally get the joke.
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So I missed out on actually watching Summerslam. But Lesnar TKO'd Orton. Actually elbowed him 12times in the head while he wad in the ground. Brutal. I think Lesnars mad at UFC.
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claimed
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>>700645381
Sup vamps
How are you doing?

>>700644873
I knew it. I held back on guessing because I thought it was something specific to just shoo the street dwellers. You enjoy the job so far? Is the pay good or are you planning on switch?

>>700645617
Hello, where's your character from?
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>>700645381
Hey there Mavis, doing well?

>>700645445
It will. Depression never leaves, it just gets easier to deal with. At least, that's what it seems like.

I can imagine all the jokes I missed out on as a kid. There was quite a few of them in MitM that I never got till I rewatched it.
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>>700645762
As soon as I get to going to school, and I managed to land a job in the auto field, I'm ditching this place. The pay is absolute shit, and I only don't complain because I sit on my ass talking with you guys all night instead of manual labor like my last 2 jobs.
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>>700644132
Good morning Trist. How're you?
>>700644348
Hello my slutty maid. How're you?
>>700644457
Good morning Homu. How're you?
>>700644671
Good morning Shino. How're you?
>>700645381
4:20 AM. AKA too damn early.

.

Well i feel like a parrot now.
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>>700646099
Im good! heading to meeting You are QT talk to you later.
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>>700646099
Blaze it fgt
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>>700646273
Alright. Catch you later.
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Good morning everyone
Let's hope today will be a bit better than yesterday
How's everyone doing?
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>>700646099
I'm doing fairly good. Wondering if I should finish one of the million anime series I started months ago or get into the Madoka mangas.
You?
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>>700644671
my sweet olive nigger
>>700646099
You are a parrot
I'm alright, just woke up
you?
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>>700645899
Cars will keep you very busy, also feels great being a car surgeon. I believe you're heading for a trade school.

>>700646099
I'm doing well. Working to adjust sleep schedule for my morning classes. Are you an early bird?

>>700646273
Later Shino

>>700646566
What happened yesterday? You're another Yuno poster right? There's another with You Know Gasai as their filenames
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>>700645799
In a way, it's true. But eh, it happens to all of us.

It's a adventure to discover the jokes, always gets me to chuckle.
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Bad morning waifu.
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>>700646702
>>>/blog/
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>>700646648
Yea I know, I saw he just left
>I still need to change my filenames
My friend got into a car accident so it was a pretty hectic day
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>>700646593
Watch katanagatari
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Morning everyone

>>700646566
It can only go up. Is your friend alright?
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>>700646702
Have you been dispirited lately?
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Always watching
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>>700646566
Hiya Yuno.

>>700646648
I looked into trade schools at one time. $27k tuition. Think I'ma stick with community college and just get my certs. Dream job would be moving out, finding my own place where I can just buy a fuck ton of cars and flip them on CL. Work on cars, day and night, to make a profit.
>Get bored?
Go work.
>Feeling down?
Go work.
>Need some money?
Go work and hope it sells fast.
>Feeling good?
Go work.

>>700646664
Unfortunately.

Adventure is always nice, wish mine turned out better.

>>700646869
She alright?
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>>700646593
I'm good. Just annoyed that i woke up this early for whatever reason.
>>700646603
Oh? You and i are on the same sleep schedule again? That's kind of amusing. I'm good. And i don't wanna be a parrot.
>>700646648
Oh no. Not at all. I tend to be a night owl if anything. My sleep schedule is just totally cocked up right now.
>>700646702
Good morning Chen. How's it going?
>>700646930
Does nazi pony have a name? Don't actually know.
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>>700646869
Damn, I've been in one of those. Are they alright?
>Tristana
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>>700646870
Fuck off Togame, you're dying
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>>700647015
Her name is Aryanne friend
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>>700646890
Morning man,
Yea she got pretty lucky and already got dismissed from the hospital within a few hours
I took care of her yesterday and probably today some more
>>700646993
Hey qt~
See above
>>700647075
^
What happened dude?
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>>700641525
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>>700646702
Fuck off jerk
>>700647015
Why don't you want to be a parrot?
I'm sure it has great benefits
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>>700641469
Claimed ;) all other waifus are trash
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>>700647210
Light Novel > Anime
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>>700646916

Yes. I expected too much from my this thread and the people I love to RP with.

>>700647015

Hello, I'm eating plums, how about you?

>>700647246

Shut the fuck up.

>>700646890
Chancer
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>>700647175
That's good. You are a great friend if you just stay at her side like that.
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>>700647124
Being rude will get you nowhere.

It hasn't worked for me at least
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>>700646993
It will.

This constant sleep deprivation is crazy but oh well. Still feeling good after all this despite it.
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>>700647360
Thanks man, I try my best.
So how are you doing man?
>>700647393
Hello
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>>700647394
You're still dying, cunt.
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>>700647173
Nice. That is probably the most appropriate name i could have ever thought of.
Well you seem to be around a fair bit, i'll try to say hi when i see you around at least.
>>700647246
Like what? Crackers? I decline.
>>700647333
Watching some youtube stuff while i wake up the rest of the way.
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>>700647015
Gotcha. You've school or work to tend for? Having those hours really bores into you.

>>700646993
I've a friend who's teacher said that they didn't need to be at school to become a master technician. You're on the right track and you sound like you'll love it too, which is fantastic

>>700647175
I crashed. Brake were shot. 70mph. I did what I could to divert the car into the blockade without compromising myself or other drivers. I hit a jeep. I drove a sedan.
Luckily the jeep didn't have no one and their vehicle was unscathed, mine on the other hand seemed totaled. All that on a rainy finals day....the best of times. Still managed to get to school. Father helped me out on that one big time.
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>>700647561
But I won't die

Checkmate atheists
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>>700647124
No. He will be fine.

>>700646870
Starting a new show is a no-no for now, I need to finish something else first.

>>700647015
Does this happen often to you? When I'm too stressed I might wake up randomly feeling hungry but sick at the same time, to the point where I can't eat or sleep for a while.

>>700647333
That's what you get for RPing with posters 20 years younger than you.
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>>700647559
>hello man
>how are you man
>thanks man
>im fine man

How limited is your vocabulary?
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>>700647652
Kek just now realised
Perhaps it's because I'm still tired
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>>700647333
Stop being a jerk then
>>700647605
Would you rather be a boat?
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>>700647637
Finish what?
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>>700647559
I'm doing fine. Probably spending the day home while studying and playing.
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>>700647612
Nope. Just went for a nap at an odd time, and wound up just sleeping.
>>700647637
Ehh not really. When i get stressed, i don't sleep at all. I just woke up at an odd time today.
>>700647772
Absolutely not.
I'd rather pick on my slutty maid.
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Oh boy. Really feelin it
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>>700647333
Didn't you try and play as lovepon on the /trash/ hg?
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>>700647976
AW SHIT I'M FEELIN IT
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>>700647605

Okay, I take it that you're fine.

>>700647637

It really saddens me.
I can't even behave when I'm around little boys who want to ERP online.

>>700647772

I don't really am something
I'm just myself
I don't like labels


I really miss Togame anon, anyway. Damn, he said "we will talk later" and we never talked since then.

>>700648029
Nope. I only posted Chen
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>>700648094
Sorry

The opportunity has just not arisen yet, I guess
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>>700647612
Wow you were pretty lucky.
I always thought if that would happen to me I'd be never driving again, so did you?
Also did you pass the exam that day?
>>700647925
Sounds pretty sweet. Has school/uni already started for you?
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>>700648060
IM REALLY FEELIN IT
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>>700648270
Is ok
I really miss your big ego
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>>700647175
Not even cute.
And that's good. Crashes are scary shit. How did it happen, if I might ask.

>>700647449
Doing that sleep deprivation again? You know that shits not good for you mang.

>>700647612
It keeps my mind off things, and I've been facsinated by mechanical stuff, the way things work, all that ever since I could remember.
>While other kids were off playing or talking with their friends, I was that nerd who was sitting there reading stuff like popular science and detailed books on specific topics.
I even offered everyone in /waifu/ free mechanical service for no more than the cost of parts if they happened to be near me.
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>>700647963
Well i would rather my bully be a boat
>>700648094
then why do you label your images?
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>>700647779
KnK mainly. I was watching a couple other shows on the side but feel like I should just drop them.

>>700647963
4 am isn't a hour I would like to wake up. Not much to do other than your dose of web browsing and you will end up sleepy at an awkward time like 8pm.

>>700648060
Subatomic penetration.
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>>700648380
I miss your pointless accusations too

>>700648490
What other shows, once I'm back in Greece I'll probably start a few on my watchlist too, like Diebuster
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>>700648416
>So cute
Yea I was pretty worried for a good amount of time
And I'm not sure, her dad was driving and she was sleeping but the police report states that other drivers saw the car acting weird like bumping into the safety rail. So I suspect the father of loosing off
>He is in a pretty bad state
I haven't talked to him yet only his family has and I think they don't want to blame him
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>>700648479
Too bad. You conform to what the bully wants, not the other way around, slutty maid.
>>700648490
Yeah pretty much. It's whatever though, i don't have anything to do today so being awake at any given time doesn't really matter.
I'll hopefully take a nap at some time today and get back on my normal time.
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>>700648416
Yea, I understand, got myself some nice sleep yesterday 6 hours only. Felt nice.

I don't feel sleepy that all right now. Though, I know it's affecting me. Still alive.
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>its gas
>Im feelin gas
>just as I get into bed too
>fuck
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>>700647963
Lol it happens

>>700648288
I still drive, I just get antsy if I go past 70, which I rarely do, and yes I did pass the test. Also, made it on time and forgot to mention the car has no airbags so yeah, not doing that bull again.... *cough* unless in an empty highway like the ones in PA *cough*

>>700648416
You're ahead of the game, exposed neck. That's pretty generous of you to do. Where's "near me"?
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>>700648834
Gas leak?
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>>700648834
Are you of Jewish descent? If yes, this is perfectly normal
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>>700648848
https://youtu.be/x2rQzv8OWEY
>>700648910
>>700649094
>2 holocaust jokes
>4chan
Why did I expect any different.
No. Bowel gas. I basically hotboxed myself the instant I climbed into bed.
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>>700648671
GitS SAC, I was loving it but I have trouble putting time into watching shows and it's been so long that I might as well restart it. The movie was even more enjoyable so I should rewatch that too.

Then there's Lucky Star, while I was enjoying it the lack of an actual plotline completely bored me. Maybe slice of life isn't for me but I'm fine with that, means there's a lot of shows I can cut from my list that seem just average.

I wanted to try some of the short classics like Golden Boy too, 6 episodes are perfectly marathon-able in one day but once again I have trouble putting time into watching shows.
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>>700648789
Well the bully should be nicer to the maid
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>>700648288
nope, next week my entrance exam is starting. Until then...
Nothing~
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>>700648898
Oh okay well it seems you handled it pretty okay then
>What car even doesn't have airbags
Kek I've never heard of that, are they they empty?
>>700649313
>It wasn't a joke
I was genuinely concerned if there was a gas leak. That's pretty dangerous
>>700649483
Oh sweet one more week of doing nothing
>Then why did you say studying
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>>700649483
cancer squad 2.0
gen 2
this year
this august
chara
yuno
and many others in
ultra cancer cringe fags vs /waifu/

the thread
Now in teathers
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>>700649464
I am nice to the maid. I like the maid.
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>>700649321
You should make a priority list, always worked for me. Also don't start shows that you don't intend to finish in a week, I find that most people lose interest if they put series on hold for too long.

Well, I'm off to do other more important things now, and before you ask why I'm not posting pics, it's because I'm using a relative's device to post this
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>>700649639
nice meme
>>700649642
bullying isn't nice
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>>700649639
and togame lol

cancer joke
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>>700649735
Maybe.
I am still nice to maid. I like maid.
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>>700648782
>Not cute at all.
Ah, figure one would wake up hearing the car grinding against rails. Family might not want to place blame, but it'd be better to have him off the road than on it if it was truly his fault.

>>700648831
It's the second wind. If you're like I am, don't let it hit the third wind. That's when it's a pain to feel tired again. Then you end up awake for 120 hours.

>>700648898
I wish, I still know very little. All the stuff I read back then is common knowledge, or scraped projects. Wanna test myself and replace the water pump on my moms old El Camino though, but I don't think she's gunna let me.
>She thinks letting the car sit in excess of a month is better for it than turning it on for a few minutes a week with a broken pump.
Like, the car isn't going to over heat if you have it on for a short amount of time. Battery is probably worn and I'd be shocked if the gas in it was still good.
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>>700649610
No, I went sketch and went through a shoddy inspection. You can find loads of them around here
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>>700650037
The italian memer.
t.never banned by m0dz.
>>
Tfw it takes 3 hours to watch a 30 minute video
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>>700650063
>letting the car sit in excess of a month
Mother's logic knows no bounds, I sense the arguments that have been had.
Rip Gas, battery maybe, absolute genius.
Lol I bet when you find the problems, she'll be like "it's what happens when you touch things. Meh"
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>>700649642
Based Shizuru
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>>700650063
>Why even deny it?
>You are just proving my point
Yea it seems so right? I'm not totally sure what happened perhaps music was on loud or she did wake up no clue
And you are right but again I have no real idea what went down. I'm just pointing fingers
>>700650076
Where do you live?
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>>700649928
You still bully maid
>>
New Yuno and You Know are Samefags
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>>700649610
Cuz I can study for the entrance exam. And I should. And I am
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>>700650063
I think I know when it's too much. I hope it doesn't last any longer, it's on and off.

Don't worry, I won't disappoint.
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>>700650438
Northern NJ. Meh place, weathers alright

>>700650515
Entrance exam for college?

>>700650514
But how proof please you know things?
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>>700650496
I do bully the maid.
I have a bad habit of bullying people i like.
It's playful though.
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>>700650514
Fuck you found me out
I am awake 24 hours a day
>>700650515
Oh ofc. I'm retarded
>Blaming sleepyness
>>700650793
Weather is all that matters right
I say this while there's a rainstorm going on
>Kill me
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>>700650873
SS Shizuru Enterprise
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>>700650873
i like to be playful with the bully
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>>700650936
>sleepyness
t.the sleepiness
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>claimed
Anyone wanna ERP after I throw away my piss jugs and mom brings me my chicken tenders and Mountain Dew?
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>>700650793
For university.

>>700650936
It's okay. You must be pretty stressed with everything going on right now
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>>700650977
>i habs teh autisms
Shiroanon
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>>700650977
Not a boat.
And how'd enterprise get added there?
>>700651000
Good. Glad it's mutual.
>>700651094
Good morning, sunshine.
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>>700651222
You are the saddest one in these threads
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>>700650325
Lol, no arguments actually. I just shrugged it off with a "well it's your car, not mine."
I wouldn't doubt that. She's the type that has a sports car...and REFUSES at ALL COSTS to go over 65.
"Going over the speed limit will get me a ticket, but going 65 when everyone else is going 80, and obstructing the flow of traffic, will not"

Oh, also, San Deigo.

>>700650438
>Because it's not true! I am proving nothing!
Fair enough. I'd still caution the family that if it was his fault, to do the right thing. Tell them the possibilities of what could happen if they act responsibily. Next time, someone could die, and the only ones to blame would be them.

>>700650729
I'm sure you won't. Just don't want you to end up like me on a third wind. That shit is dangerous.
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>>700651143
What?
>>700651222
You're a boat though!
Because your turning into qt boat loli
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>>700651222
>good morning, sunshine
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>>700651364
Whatever shiro keep at it
>>
Are you guys even accomplishing anything in life?
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>>700651094
Ro > Yuu
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>>700650936
Yup weather is pretty alright
>kill me
I rather not

>>700651043
Nice! What's your major?

>>700651094
Buenos dias mujer morada!

>>700651355
Good man, that's how arguments should be sorted when it's stuff like that
>San Diego
....
....
SAN DIEGO SUPERCHARGERS!
SAN DIEGO...CHARGERS!!!

>>700651473
Yes
>>
How often do you guys leave the smelly basement and do anything productive, answer me without lying to improve your non existent self esteem over the Internet
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>>700651222
Me aswell
qt loli cat boat
>>700651473
no
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>>700651513
Pedagogics aka teaching science
Psychology, Philosophy
IT
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>>700651008
Uh what?
>>700651043
I'm okay right now. My friend only has a shoulder fracture. So she can actually do shit.
But it was pretty scary yea
>>700651355
>Tsundre is cute
Yea I will thanks for the tip. But I'll probably wait a few days
So how are you?
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>>700651572
Quite often, I'm not in my house right now for example
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>>700651355
Never experienced such a horrible feeling. And I hope never.
>dangerous
Oh, believe me, that is true.....
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>wake up and kiss Waifu good morning
>roll out of bed and waddle through piss bottles
>mommy left me a tray of chicken nuggets and Pepsi through the doggy door
>unleash a cascade of feces into my adult diaper for her to take care of later
>claim my waifu on /b/

The daily routine
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>>700651364
Not a boat. Nor a loli boat.
>>700651575
Not a boat. Come on meow.
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>>700651222
Hello Shizuboat.
>>700651501
No.
>>700651513
What.
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>>700651846
>Pepsi
Mom, you're fired
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>>700651572
Everday.
Except on weekends.
Also FL doesn't have basements.
>>700651445
I'm not Shiro
I don't even like Deadman Wonderland.
>>700651866
You are a boat
>>700651867
Hello Syndra
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>>700651513
Doing any other way is asking for sour feelings. I have no right to tell her how to take care of her shit, even if it bugs the ever living fuck out of me. Best I can do is make suggestions.
FUCKING HAND EGG SPORT I SWEAR TO GOD!

>>700651664
>But I'm not tsun! So I can't be cute!
Fair enough.
Well, I'm feeling much better than a few hours ago. Just kinda waiting for the shift to be up. Another hour and I'll be off for my weekend.

>>700651753
I think Mavis said something about it being more dangerous than I knew. Like, if I stayed up another day, is probably have permanent brain damage, and another few days and I'd probably die.
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>>700651975
Right, you're not.
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Watching cartoons past age 11
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>>700651648
Society will never accept a trans retard as a teacher
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>>700651866
Was a joke, before anyone flips their lid.
>>700651867
How's it going SSyndra?
>>700651975
Am not boat.
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>>700652222
Wel don
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>>700652222
Wasted.
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>>700651866
qt loli cat?
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>>700652222
Checked
>>700652131
I'm not.
>>700652281
Are too
>>700652297
Was it wasted because you didn't get it?
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>>700651648
My guess is you've already done research on what's required of you, how the jobs are like, and how many need them

>>700651867
Purple woman, what's up?

>>700652012
Agreed.

Your football team had thee snazziest, whatever that means, funkiest them ever
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>>700652297
>wasted

Fuck off, cunt.
I'm amazed a cringe retard like Chara has the courage to show his face to others.
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>>700652390
>implying any of you Virgin rejects can even effectively throw a football
Kek
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>>700651956
Pepsi > Coke to be honest.

>>700651867
Ro >>> Yuu
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>>700652323
Yes?
>>700652382
Am not.
Why would i want to be a boat? Boats are boring.
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>>700652382
I know, you're not. Who would think such a thing?
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Going to classes
Bye
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>>700652012
>Permanent brain damage
That concerns me.....Very....
Good your deprivation lightened up.
>>700652492
Hasta luego.
>>
>>700652468
Is Ro>Yayoi?
>>700652492
Good bye.
>>
>>700652468
>Pepsi > Coke
delet this
>>
>>700651513
Why not though
I need to be able to go outside without drowning
>>700652012
>You're tsundre
>You're cute
Is it because I'm here now?
Any plans for the weekend?
>>
>>700652492
Goodbye not-Shiroanon
>>
>>700652569
>soft drinks after middle school
Kek
>>
>>700652012
Who gave you that misinformation?

11 days and your body would literally force you to sleep. No brain damage no death. Over working is a different story, though.
>>
>>700652786
>not soft drinks anytime
Anon, get that checked right away
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>>700651975
Hello
>>700652281
Woke up just bit ago.
Watching youtube at the moment.
What about you?
>>700652390
See above.
>>700652468
Yuu >>>>>Ro
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>>700652390
I actually can't stand football purely because of the retards around here and how seriously they take it.
>As a kid, I literally got punished for JOKINGLY cheering on the Raiders in one of the Charger vs. Raider games.
Like, seriously, who punishes their kids over a fucking sports team?!

>>700652492
Later Kokokokoko.

>>700652549
Ya, luckily, I'm sturdier than most when it comes to lack of sleep thanks to a lot of sleep deprivation in high school. So I'm fairly used to it. Never pushed it that far till then though, was quite an experience riding my motorcycle at 119 hours of no sleep.

>>700652593
>But I'm neither!
Yep. I kinda got into it a bit earlier with Nico and I know it was all jokes, but...I just felt kinda bad after that. I always end up cheering up if I talk to people, but there wasn't anyone I really talk to often, so it would feel a tad awkward. So I just went and did a 25 man Ulduar run with a friend for sick loot. I think we almost got all the achievements out of there on this single run alone.
Probably just more WoW, maybe a bit of work on the bike. For sure getting my tire replaced though.
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Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
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>>700652569
Are you employed at the Coca-cola company?

>>700652556
I would rate them equally, nice loli boat taste though.
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>>700653022
Alright, full time Waifu spammer here. If you can beat me in a duel on wow, you'll be the champion of virginity and I will Leave the threads forever
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>>700653223
>hey
>guys hey
>watch me spam this waifu thread
>im such a 1337 h4x0rz
>guys?
>whered you go guys?
>hello?
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>>700652593
Without drowning? Wahuh??

>>700653022
It's dumb honestly. I don't like football for reasons, but to punishe a kid for something trivial, that's dumb. My condolences. At least you'll have a brighter, greasier future
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>>700652792
Was just something I read in some article somewhere. Is 11 days really the limit? I figured it'd be a bit less than that.

>>700653223
I'm a casul scrub, I know I wouldn't be able to. Sorry to disappoint, but I only just got back into it a week ago since the very first week of WoD. It didn't impress me so I hit 100 on my rogue, and only just came back to try the new changes. Finding tons of fun and success in MM lone Wolf hunter though.
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>>700653223
"""spam"""

You have a lot to learn buddy
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>>700653022
I guess it has its benefits if you experienced it earlier in life to get through it if it comes up again. Riding a motorcycle in that state.........That's insane!
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>>700653218
I'm their PR manager
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>>700652885
Nothing really. Woke up at 4AM and am rather bored because of that. Not a lot to do that early.
Messing around here and watching some youtube.
>>700653218
Well if you say so. Lol
Yayoi's pretty cute. That's all. Satsuki is pretty cute too.
I think i like them both more than Ro or Yuu.
>>
>>700653489
>>700653396
When your virginity is everlasting and powerful and you need to tell the world
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Lilly claimed
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>>700653623
You're not spamming though, you play internet tough guy for a bit and leave. That's not spam
>>
>>>/x/18052813

>>>/x/18052813

>>>/x/18052813
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>>700652885
Ro >>>>>>> Yuu

>>700653612
Would you rather commit heresy with Satsuki or Yayoi?
>>
>>700653896
delet this
>>
>>700653891
I could beat the fuck out of all of you virgins, I do this when I'm incredibly bored at work, you guys claim your cartoon little girls as if it were a full time job
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>>700653413
You're more in danger of multiple nights with a lack of sleep in a high stress environment, with the little sleep you get being interrupted. This process kills a human over the course of months.

We're designed with this 'fuse' let's say. This fuse can be worn out over time, and you could suffer consequences after some time. One span of 3 days and your body may not be able to trip the hypothetical fuse and you could die, yes.
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>>700654054
>>700654054
>>700654054
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