Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
my dreams are like his paintings but with movement and sound.
Claim and off to bed
Damn, that's pretty unique and brutal
Interesting, tell me more. I have very disturbing dreams usually once or twice a week. How often to you have these dreams and are they always at the same intensity?
Pretty much every night.
Though I just used to not remember.
I've gotten incredibly good at memorizing my dreams because I've pretty much made a living out of painting what I see in my nightmares.
the intensity changes often.
Sometimes things are incredibly clear and i can make out every detail, every noise.
Every color and texture.
Sometimes I barely get anything.
I mean Rory-sama claimed
so my internet is back up. turns out i left battle.net running so SCII and OW ate up my internet with patches 'n shit.
speaking of which.
>jenny claimed and out
Well we have made good progress this week, just remember change can be scary. Give me a call if you feel your medication isn't working, I have a lab set up for you in a few days. See you same time next week? Remember to keep up with your writings and bring them with you next time!
Just a bit, as it normally is around this time.
Depends on the color of her lips.
Purple = not if you have violent tendencies
Red = yes.
It's very laid back and peaceful. I enjoy this
Yeah, sometimes. How's the job tonight?
Just currently watch some toons.
I just found a Rory daki pillowcase. Standard for beds.
Could be better. Rather down tonight.
Guten Morgen, what's your job about?
Just google it you rancid swine
What got you down?
I'm just here on a stream watching South Park.
Morning my sweet bully
Telling homeless people to shoo. No lie, that's all it is. And even that rarely happens these days.
Just stuff from earlier. Nothing to really be down about, but all in all, with all that's going on, it got to me more than it normally would have.
I haven't watched that in years. Is it still good?
That sounds like a chill job. The only offsets I can muster up are the hours and the loonies.
What's the job title?
Oh, good it didn't affect you in a long term.
Actually never watched the latest episode, heard it was still good, just watching the old ones.
Security Guard. I'ma essentially one of those glorified monitors.
Affect me in the long term?
Ah, well regardless, always a good laugh at the crude humor.
Like stay with you for more than just that time. Not so good at explaining or wording it.....
Very much enjoy the old ones, especially when I haven't watched it for long time and finally get the joke.
So I missed out on actually watching Summerslam. But Lesnar TKO'd Orton. Actually elbowed him 12times in the head while he wad in the ground. Brutal. I think Lesnars mad at UFC.
How are you doing?
I knew it. I held back on guessing because I thought it was something specific to just shoo the street dwellers. You enjoy the job so far? Is the pay good or are you planning on switch?
Hello, where's your character from?
Hey there Mavis, doing well?
It will. Depression never leaves, it just gets easier to deal with. At least, that's what it seems like.
I can imagine all the jokes I missed out on as a kid. There was quite a few of them in MitM that I never got till I rewatched it.
As soon as I get to going to school, and I managed to land a job in the auto field, I'm ditching this place. The pay is absolute shit, and I only don't complain because I sit on my ass talking with you guys all night instead of manual labor like my last 2 jobs.
Good morning Trist. How're you?
Hello my slutty maid. How're you?
Good morning Homu. How're you?
Good morning Shino. How're you?
4:20 AM. AKA too damn early.
Well i feel like a parrot now.
Im good! heading to meeting You are QT talk to you later.
Good morning everyone
Let's hope today will be a bit better than yesterday
How's everyone doing?
I'm doing fairly good. Wondering if I should finish one of the million anime series I started months ago or get into the Madoka mangas.
my sweet olive nigger
You are a parrot
I'm alright, just woke up
Cars will keep you very busy, also feels great being a car surgeon. I believe you're heading for a trade school.
I'm doing well. Working to adjust sleep schedule for my morning classes. Are you an early bird?
What happened yesterday? You're another Yuno poster right? There's another with You Know Gasai as their filenames
In a way, it's true. But eh, it happens to all of us.
It's a adventure to discover the jokes, always gets me to chuckle.
Yea I know, I saw he just left
>I still need to change my filenames
My friend got into a car accident so it was a pretty hectic day
It can only go up. Is your friend alright?
I looked into trade schools at one time. $27k tuition. Think I'ma stick with community college and just get my certs. Dream job would be moving out, finding my own place where I can just buy a fuck ton of cars and flip them on CL. Work on cars, day and night, to make a profit.
>Need some money?
Go work and hope it sells fast.
Adventure is always nice, wish mine turned out better.
I'm good. Just annoyed that i woke up this early for whatever reason.
Oh? You and i are on the same sleep schedule again? That's kind of amusing. I'm good. And i don't wanna be a parrot.
Oh no. Not at all. I tend to be a night owl if anything. My sleep schedule is just totally cocked up right now.
Good morning Chen. How's it going?
Does nazi pony have a name? Don't actually know.
Yea she got pretty lucky and already got dismissed from the hospital within a few hours
I took care of her yesterday and probably today some more
What happened dude?
Fuck off jerk
Why don't you want to be a parrot?
I'm sure it has great benefits
Yes. I expected too much from my this thread and the people I love to RP with.
Hello, I'm eating plums, how about you?
Shut the fuck up.
That's good. You are a great friend if you just stay at her side like that.
This constant sleep deprivation is crazy but oh well. Still feeling good after all this despite it.
Thanks man, I try my best.
So how are you doing man?
Nice. That is probably the most appropriate name i could have ever thought of.
Well you seem to be around a fair bit, i'll try to say hi when i see you around at least.
Like what? Crackers? I decline.
Watching some youtube stuff while i wake up the rest of the way.
Gotcha. You've school or work to tend for? Having those hours really bores into you.
I've a friend who's teacher said that they didn't need to be at school to become a master technician. You're on the right track and you sound like you'll love it too, which is fantastic
I crashed. Brake were shot. 70mph. I did what I could to divert the car into the blockade without compromising myself or other drivers. I hit a jeep. I drove a sedan.
Luckily the jeep didn't have no one and their vehicle was unscathed, mine on the other hand seemed totaled. All that on a rainy finals day....the best of times. Still managed to get to school. Father helped me out on that one big time.
No. He will be fine.
Starting a new show is a no-no for now, I need to finish something else first.
Does this happen often to you? When I'm too stressed I might wake up randomly feeling hungry but sick at the same time, to the point where I can't eat or sleep for a while.
That's what you get for RPing with posters 20 years younger than you.
Stop being a jerk then
Would you rather be a boat?
I'm doing fine. Probably spending the day home while studying and playing.
Nope. Just went for a nap at an odd time, and wound up just sleeping.
Ehh not really. When i get stressed, i don't sleep at all. I just woke up at an odd time today.
I'd rather pick on my slutty maid.
Okay, I take it that you're fine.
It really saddens me.
I can't even behave when I'm around little boys who want to ERP online.
I don't really am something
I'm just myself
I don't like labels
I really miss Togame anon, anyway. Damn, he said "we will talk later" and we never talked since then.
Nope. I only posted Chen
Wow you were pretty lucky.
I always thought if that would happen to me I'd be never driving again, so did you?
Also did you pass the exam that day?
Sounds pretty sweet. Has school/uni already started for you?
Not even cute.
And that's good. Crashes are scary shit. How did it happen, if I might ask.
Doing that sleep deprivation again? You know that shits not good for you mang.
It keeps my mind off things, and I've been facsinated by mechanical stuff, the way things work, all that ever since I could remember.
>While other kids were off playing or talking with their friends, I was that nerd who was sitting there reading stuff like popular science and detailed books on specific topics.
I even offered everyone in /waifu/ free mechanical service for no more than the cost of parts if they happened to be near me.
Well i would rather my bully be a boat
then why do you label your images?
KnK mainly. I was watching a couple other shows on the side but feel like I should just drop them.
4 am isn't a hour I would like to wake up. Not much to do other than your dose of web browsing and you will end up sleepy at an awkward time like 8pm.
Yea I was pretty worried for a good amount of time
And I'm not sure, her dad was driving and she was sleeping but the police report states that other drivers saw the car acting weird like bumping into the safety rail. So I suspect the father of loosing off
>He is in a pretty bad state
I haven't talked to him yet only his family has and I think they don't want to blame him
Too bad. You conform to what the bully wants, not the other way around, slutty maid.
Yeah pretty much. It's whatever though, i don't have anything to do today so being awake at any given time doesn't really matter.
I'll hopefully take a nap at some time today and get back on my normal time.
Yea, I understand, got myself some nice sleep yesterday 6 hours only. Felt nice.
I don't feel sleepy that all right now. Though, I know it's affecting me. Still alive.
>Im feelin gas
>just as I get into bed too
Lol it happens
I still drive, I just get antsy if I go past 70, which I rarely do, and yes I did pass the test. Also, made it on time and forgot to mention the car has no airbags so yeah, not doing that bull again.... *cough* unless in an empty highway like the ones in PA *cough*
You're ahead of the game, exposed neck. That's pretty generous of you to do. Where's "near me"?
>2 holocaust jokes
Why did I expect any different.
No. Bowel gas. I basically hotboxed myself the instant I climbed into bed.
GitS SAC, I was loving it but I have trouble putting time into watching shows and it's been so long that I might as well restart it. The movie was even more enjoyable so I should rewatch that too.
Then there's Lucky Star, while I was enjoying it the lack of an actual plotline completely bored me. Maybe slice of life isn't for me but I'm fine with that, means there's a lot of shows I can cut from my list that seem just average.
I wanted to try some of the short classics like Golden Boy too, 6 episodes are perfectly marathon-able in one day but once again I have trouble putting time into watching shows.
nope, next week my entrance exam is starting. Until then...
Oh okay well it seems you handled it pretty okay then
>What car even doesn't have airbags
Kek I've never heard of that, are they they empty?
>It wasn't a joke
I was genuinely concerned if there was a gas leak. That's pretty dangerous
Oh sweet one more week of doing nothing
>Then why did you say studying
You should make a priority list, always worked for me. Also don't start shows that you don't intend to finish in a week, I find that most people lose interest if they put series on hold for too long.
Well, I'm off to do other more important things now, and before you ask why I'm not posting pics, it's because I'm using a relative's device to post this
>Not cute at all.
Ah, figure one would wake up hearing the car grinding against rails. Family might not want to place blame, but it'd be better to have him off the road than on it if it was truly his fault.
It's the second wind. If you're like I am, don't let it hit the third wind. That's when it's a pain to feel tired again. Then you end up awake for 120 hours.
I wish, I still know very little. All the stuff I read back then is common knowledge, or scraped projects. Wanna test myself and replace the water pump on my moms old El Camino though, but I don't think she's gunna let me.
>She thinks letting the car sit in excess of a month is better for it than turning it on for a few minutes a week with a broken pump.
Like, the car isn't going to over heat if you have it on for a short amount of time. Battery is probably worn and I'd be shocked if the gas in it was still good.
No, I went sketch and went through a shoddy inspection. You can find loads of them around here
>letting the car sit in excess of a month
Mother's logic knows no bounds, I sense the arguments that have been had.
Rip Gas, battery maybe, absolute genius.
Lol I bet when you find the problems, she'll be like "it's what happens when you touch things. Meh"
>Why even deny it?
>You are just proving my point
Yea it seems so right? I'm not totally sure what happened perhaps music was on loud or she did wake up no clue
And you are right but again I have no real idea what went down. I'm just pointing fingers
Where do you live?
Cuz I can study for the entrance exam. And I should. And I am
I think I know when it's too much. I hope it doesn't last any longer, it's on and off.
Don't worry, I won't disappoint.
Northern NJ. Meh place, weathers alright
Entrance exam for college?
But how proof please you know things?
I do bully the maid.
I have a bad habit of bullying people i like.
It's playful though.
Fuck you found me out
I am awake 24 hours a day
Oh ofc. I'm retarded
Weather is all that matters right
I say this while there's a rainstorm going on
Anyone wanna ERP after I throw away my piss jugs and mom brings me my chicken tenders and Mountain Dew?
It's okay. You must be pretty stressed with everything going on right now
Not a boat.
And how'd enterprise get added there?
Good. Glad it's mutual.
Good morning, sunshine.
Lol, no arguments actually. I just shrugged it off with a "well it's your car, not mine."
I wouldn't doubt that. She's the type that has a sports car...and REFUSES at ALL COSTS to go over 65.
"Going over the speed limit will get me a ticket, but going 65 when everyone else is going 80, and obstructing the flow of traffic, will not"
Oh, also, San Deigo.
>Because it's not true! I am proving nothing!
Fair enough. I'd still caution the family that if it was his fault, to do the right thing. Tell them the possibilities of what could happen if they act responsibily. Next time, someone could die, and the only ones to blame would be them.
I'm sure you won't. Just don't want you to end up like me on a third wind. That shit is dangerous.
You're a boat though!
Because your turning into qt boat loli
Yup weather is pretty alright
I rather not
Nice! What's your major?
Buenos dias mujer morada!
Good man, that's how arguments should be sorted when it's stuff like that
SAN DIEGO SUPERCHARGERS!
Pedagogics aka teaching science
I'm okay right now. My friend only has a shoulder fracture. So she can actually do shit.
But it was pretty scary yea
>Tsundre is cute
Yea I will thanks for the tip. But I'll probably wait a few days
So how are you?
Never experienced such a horrible feeling. And I hope never.
Oh, believe me, that is true.....
>wake up and kiss Waifu good morning
>roll out of bed and waddle through piss bottles
>mommy left me a tray of chicken nuggets and Pepsi through the doggy door
>unleash a cascade of feces into my adult diaper for her to take care of later
>claim my waifu on /b/
The daily routine
Not a boat. Nor a loli boat.
Not a boat. Come on meow.
Except on weekends.
Also FL doesn't have basements.
I'm not Shiro
I don't even like Deadman Wonderland.
You are a boat
Doing any other way is asking for sour feelings. I have no right to tell her how to take care of her shit, even if it bugs the ever living fuck out of me. Best I can do is make suggestions.
FUCKING HAND EGG SPORT I SWEAR TO GOD!
>But I'm not tsun! So I can't be cute!
Well, I'm feeling much better than a few hours ago. Just kinda waiting for the shift to be up. Another hour and I'll be off for my weekend.
I think Mavis said something about it being more dangerous than I knew. Like, if I stayed up another day, is probably have permanent brain damage, and another few days and I'd probably die.
Was a joke, before anyone flips their lid.
How's it going SSyndra?
Am not boat.
Was it wasted because you didn't get it?
My guess is you've already done research on what's required of you, how the jobs are like, and how many need them
Purple woman, what's up?
Your football team had thee snazziest, whatever that means, funkiest them ever
Pepsi > Coke to be honest.
Ro >>> Yuu
Why would i want to be a boat? Boats are boring.
>Permanent brain damage
That concerns me.....Very....
Good your deprivation lightened up.
Why not though
I need to be able to go outside without drowning
Is it because I'm here now?
Any plans for the weekend?
Woke up just bit ago.
Watching youtube at the moment.
What about you?
I actually can't stand football purely because of the retards around here and how seriously they take it.
>As a kid, I literally got punished for JOKINGLY cheering on the Raiders in one of the Charger vs. Raider games.
Like, seriously, who punishes their kids over a fucking sports team?!
Ya, luckily, I'm sturdier than most when it comes to lack of sleep thanks to a lot of sleep deprivation in high school. So I'm fairly used to it. Never pushed it that far till then though, was quite an experience riding my motorcycle at 119 hours of no sleep.
>But I'm neither!
Yep. I kinda got into it a bit earlier with Nico and I know it was all jokes, but...I just felt kinda bad after that. I always end up cheering up if I talk to people, but there wasn't anyone I really talk to often, so it would feel a tad awkward. So I just went and did a 25 man Ulduar run with a friend for sick loot. I think we almost got all the achievements out of there on this single run alone.
Probably just more WoW, maybe a bit of work on the bike. For sure getting my tire replaced though.
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
Are you employed at the Coca-cola company?
I would rate them equally, nice loli boat taste though.
Without drowning? Wahuh??
It's dumb honestly. I don't like football for reasons, but to punishe a kid for something trivial, that's dumb. My condolences. At least you'll have a brighter, greasier future
Was just something I read in some article somewhere. Is 11 days really the limit? I figured it'd be a bit less than that.
I'm a casul scrub, I know I wouldn't be able to. Sorry to disappoint, but I only just got back into it a week ago since the very first week of WoD. It didn't impress me so I hit 100 on my rogue, and only just came back to try the new changes. Finding tons of fun and success in MM lone Wolf hunter though.
I guess it has its benefits if you experienced it earlier in life to get through it if it comes up again. Riding a motorcycle in that state.........That's insane!
Nothing really. Woke up at 4AM and am rather bored because of that. Not a lot to do that early.
Messing around here and watching some youtube.
Well if you say so. Lol
Yayoi's pretty cute. That's all. Satsuki is pretty cute too.
I think i like them both more than Ro or Yuu.
Ro >>>>>>> Yuu
Would you rather commit heresy with Satsuki or Yayoi?
You're more in danger of multiple nights with a lack of sleep in a high stress environment, with the little sleep you get being interrupted. This process kills a human over the course of months.
We're designed with this 'fuse' let's say. This fuse can be worn out over time, and you could suffer consequences after some time. One span of 3 days and your body may not be able to trip the hypothetical fuse and you could die, yes.