Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Siestas are 50/50
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
>>700654054
>Siestas are 50/50
No
Ello Elo Ello
Tristana claimed
Anonymous claimed.
>pic related
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
>>700653992
You claim that you spam though, you're not, you're just proving me right
Even so, if you claim to be dedicated show a little decency and try to do something, I could spam more threads in a day than you could in a year
>>700654214
>Rattles
>>700653946
Forced to pick between the two, strictly based on appearance?
Probably Yayoi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig-E3YOHuWc
>>700654279
>I could spam more threads in one day than you could in a year
Dude, give up any plans you had on losing that previous virginity, this is every girls reaction after reading that cringe
>>700654214
Yes, Sachii.
>>700654032
>Blowing the human fuse due to lack of sleep
I like how you explained that. Learn something new almost every day. So with high stress and little sleep, you're not likely to die than staying up for a very long time once or twice a year?
>>700653412
I really need to get my car already, so that way I can start pumping it full of mods and wrenching the hell out of it all day.
>>700653494
You shoulda seen the stupid shit I was doing at that. Passing on onramps, swerving like crazy, passing people at full throttle. I can only imagine the stupid shit I'd have tried if I had the black bike at that time. Luckily, I was up so long to get the black bike, and not having it already.
>>700654232
Sorry I forgot to answer previous thread
Yea it's raining so bad its practically an ocean outside
>>700653022
>You're acting tsundre right now, which causes you to be cute
>You're a cutie tsun
Yes well I might leave soon but right now I can talk for awhile
>You can game during work?
Excited for the upcoming new expansion?
You autists are so easy to trigger, from an outsider looking in, the spammed has got y'all cornered
Claimed
>>700654403
It's really not that hard if you're bored
But that's not saying much, i'm sure a monkey with a keyboard could "spam" better than you
>>700654417
Don't do that again, please.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700654532
>>700654403
You're a dumbass if you think anyone is gonna fall for that
>>700654532
You do know that it tells you when a new IP is posting in the thread, right?
Your same fagging isn't even subtle.
You just continue being stupid though, we really don't mind.
>>700654417
Exactly. Don't do it though, 11 days with no sleep can wipe out or blur weeks from your memory. Again, you recover, but fuck me that could be scary, realising you can't remember last week.
I'm going to try to sleep now.
Glad I made threads, it has been awhile since I did.
Later.
>>700654431
>I'm not acting anything of the sort! I'm simply exclaiming the truth!
Don't stick around if you've got something to be doing, I'll be off in a bit myself anyways!
>With how little there is to do around here, easily.
Kinda, but I'm just really desperately hoping they don't drop the ball like they did with the last one. It's Blizzards final chance to make me really like this game again. Otherwise, I'll have no more MMOs to play.
>>700654621
I don't plan to, trust me. It was stupid and if I really need that amount of time to do something again, I'll just ask for the week off.
>>700654749
Ya, I don't plan to. The only reason I did it was because a series of events led me to do it, but I ended up getting a 1992 ZX11 out of it. Worth it, but I wouldn't do it again if I could avoid it.
>According to some here, the fact I can remember all 5 days is insane. The fact I stayed up all 5 days is just as insane to them.
>>700654431
Rain's pretty cool. Mind a pic?
>>700654745
All me.
>>700654403
As if girls read anything in 4chan.
>>700655002
Sleep tight and check discord when you can, I left some cute Mamis for you there.
>>700655002
Have a good night.
>>700655013
Generally if you have some downtime over the course of those 5 days, even if REM isn't achieved, it gives the brain a little time to at least somewhat solidify those memories.
>>700655013
>Exclaiming the truth
>Saying you're not the cutest tsundre around
Stop lying. Also nah I can stay a little longer I'm enjoying my self
I'm jealous you should treasure your job
You don't like any other MMOs? ESO always seemed cool to me.
Tbh i kinda hope they fuck up because I need myself a Warcraft 4
>>700655042
Not sure why you'd want one but I'm gonna be honest and say it's dry right now
>B-but I swear it was raining a sec ago
I would call myself never lucky but I'm actually glad it's dry
c
>>700655371
Didn't really even get that. I was up and kinda active the whole time. Running around on the bike, up with friends, or playing games to keep myself up.
>>700655578
Because I'm not the cutest! Not even a little!
>It's an alright job for what it is, but it's still minimum wage, and not able to support independence.
I did, but they all kinda got stale, went downhill, or my laptop can't play them well. BDO I liked decently enough, but my laptop can't support those high graphics. Only my desktop could. TERA has been my favorite in terms of combat, but holy shit they delete more content than they add in and recycle things like a fucking environmentalists paradise.
I've also tried BnS, Neverwinter, EVE, Rift, Archeage, and a few others I can't think of off the top of my head. All either failed to impress, or had such insanely obvious problems, that it'd be crazy to stick with it.
>The tenets at this building are starting to ask me if I want coffee or donuts in the morning when they come in
I can't exactly tell why though...
>>700656081
Sounds low stress. She'll be right, mate.
>>700656081
Then how do you explain me liking you so much?
>Can only be because you're a cutie
Wow I must say you did try a lot of MMOs, I guess wow really is an outstanding game. You sure you're going to quit if the expansion sucks? Sounds like it's all you got.
As for the job I know the feeling I kinda had the same sort of job where i could just dick around but I could only work one day a week so it didnt pay rent
>They just want to give attention to such a cutie
>>700655578
It's so I know that you aren't a bot
If dubs, you must post a few lines from the song 'I'm Too Sexy.'
If trips, you must vocaroo yourself singing it.
If singles, I'll just listen to the song, and stop posting when I get to the end.
It's 2 minutes 51 seconds. I wonder how hard I can shitpost in that time.
>>700656911
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk…
Heil.
>>700656682
Why would I be a bot
>Weather is quite decent now
Why wouldn't you just believe me man
>>700656911
What if I don't know any lyrics?
>Yuno
>>700657195
Then you look up the lyrics ya dingus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZp4VEopcE
>>700656215
Was low stress, until it came to having to run around for that bike. Being a bit short, having to get my dad and his friend over there to check it out, was a bit of a mess. But overall, low stress for sure.
>>700656530
>Mild case of insanity. Or you've been looking in a mirror. Cutie~
There's been examples of better stuff than WoW all around. But it's always one singular feature, while the rest is shit.
FF14 has great graphics, and a lot of social aspects. Gameplay and story wise it's a bit lacking though. And lack of actual open world is bleh.
TERA had every other game passed in combat by leagues and bounds. And the graphics are pretty alright. But every other aspect of it is shit.
WoW just has just enough good of everything to keep it decent, but it doesn't stand out in any particular area. Jack of all trades, master of none.
And probably. The lore kept me going hard, but this whole thing they're changing with the old gods and such is just a big fuck you to lore fans.
>The sad thing is I work full time. $360 a week, but unless I LITERALLY want to spend every dollar I make on rent and bills, then I can't live alone unless I get another job. And I'd like to keep some free time to myself, you know?
>Nuh uh!
>>700657257
Heil.
>>700656911
This are some amazingly poor lyrics... ahem
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
>>700657762
Heil aryanne.
>>700657352
>Nice try turning it around on me
>Cute try cutie
Oh yea I've heard, but I still would call wow great in one aspect, as you already said, the lore.
I completely agree with you on that part I felt like this when warlords of draenor came out, it was kinda annoying so I stopped being interested.
Too bad FF didn't work out because for me that would be an amazing game to play online in a huge world
>Damn that's pretty low pay indeed
Then I agree you should look for another job, how do you live now though? Share rent or live with family?
>>700657344
Nice feet
>>700655069
Thanks, I'll see later.
>Mami
>>700657195
No, no, I believe you. It's a shtick that I do
is this the cringe thread?
>>700657344
nice feet
4 hours of sleep. Let's do this!
>>700658603
If tripfagging whilst conversing is cringey for you, you're welcome to hang around and shitpost. Nobody really minds. Join us, faggot.
>>700658088
I wasn't turning anything around.
>Am I to assume this is you telling me to turn around~?
I think I could have dealt with not having all this time travel BS, if I'm to be honest. It's okay with the Bronze dragon flight, but...since they no longer have that power, it just seems like a cop out to still have it.
I loved FF and played it for a good half a year or so, but the long cast times and global cool downs just bugged me. Plus, both my exes playing it makes me quite hesitant to go back.
Plan to get a new one after school. For now, I'm living with my mom and grandma.
>>700658845
I believe in you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLCRSKhV83I
>>700658960
>I really want you to turn around~
I have to go now sorry cutie
I will see you soon right?
>>700658960
I won't be out of school until 5 and I probably won't be home by 6. I got this! I'll probably nap in between classes.
>>700659296
Then you'll have to ask later it seems~
Later cutie, don't take too long~
>Probably, I might not sleep for an hour or two depending.
>>700659307
Sleep at lunch time or during math class. It's what I did.
Maybe if our trans guys looked like this I would've felt bad for being a jerk.
Hey guys, how's it going?
>>700659067
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s
>>700659541
I know the song from House MD's opening.
>>700659482
Not too bad. Waiting to be picked up at the moment. You?
>>700659601
Most do.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PgiBpTtao
>>700659446
I don't got a math class. Only chemistry and Nazi. But I got a 4+ hour break in between classes. So that's always good.
>>700659541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJqGLjBRdv0
>>700659827
I know this from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.
>>700659916
Oh hey Ika! Did you manage to do the IBM shoop on that pic?
>>700660041
The IBM shoop? Excuse me? Can you refresh my memory again on that? I've got a bad memory for some stuff.
>>700659916
Oh, you'll be able to sleep plenty then. Thought it was like normal school were there's small breaks between classes at best.
>>700660001
More like it's bad religion, you fucking plebeian.
>>700660284
Whoops I meant ICBM, as in konata's ICBM. Hee hee
>>700660387
>listens to shitty punk rock music
>calls me afraid
>doesn't use an avatar because his opinion is meaningless nonetheless
?
>>700660666
a pleb*
>>700660666
>listens to shitty punk rock music
You're a fucking faggot dude.
Go back to trying to erp with random people nigger
>>700660312
Nah, I always hated regular school. Boring, no breaks, and uninteresting.
>>700660593
Wait, what!? I wasn't ever going to shoop that! I wouldn't go near that thing.
>>700660666
Checked
>>700657344
those feet
Homika a best.
>>700660666
Nice trips. THPS2 was fun, tried it out a while back for the second time, was boring.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7HsilnzFgQ
>>700660925
>Go back to trying to erp with random people nigger
What.
>when you take things for granted from an inside joke
Is just a joke, because people used to ERP a lot in here. You're too new in here to get it.
>>700661145
I think that's most people opinions on it, actually.
>>700661525
Not me.
>>700661355
Homika a punk bitch.
>>700661657
Yeah, it's a shit method anyways. Its so much better now that I can choose my schedule, choose my classes, and other different things that I can't think of.
>>700661145
"Little" things like your reaction is what keeps me going
Ok guys, I got class in like, 10 minutes. I gotta go. Later peeps.
>>700662244
Bye.
>>700662244
Ciao Ika
>Tristana
>>700662244
Bye Placebo.
>>700654276
she's a cutie, isn't she? :3
>>700662242
I try.
>not really.
>ika
>>700660666
RP with me you hugboxing jerk
>>700662055
Choose what to fail and not? :^)
>I actually really need to think about going back to classes.
>>700662244
Later Squid!
>wake up and kiss Waifu
>roll out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process
>hit my head against the wall and yell at mommy to bring me chicken nuggets
>unleash a cascade of wet feces into my adult diaper for mom to take care of later
>claim my waifu on 4chan
My day so far, how about you guys?!
>>700662416
Don't go back to class
run away on your bike
>>700662455
you forgot the xd
>>700662455
>using pissbottles in 2016
animal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6aOGhujYbk
>>700662660
Good song to chill on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-A1NyhwoiU
>>700662879
Triangle wave synth with a sick porta. Don't like it as much as dmt, but the audio samples are a neat contrast.
Calamity-masu'd
>>700662547
But I need to go to class to get my mechanic certifications to get a better job that doesn't suck massive corporation dick!
>If I'm gunna suck dick, it'll be of people I actually like!
>>700663066
thanks, patient in rehab
Ruby claim
Hello everyone
>>700663118
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I forgot that you need that.
Very /fa/ pic.
>>700663147
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bo6lKQYVUBU
Whatevs.
>>700663237
Sup Ruby.
>>700663291
Ya. If I didn't I'd say school could fuck right off.
My waifu is the pinnacle of fashion.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PClJma9Q8U
This song's so warm, the lyrics so cold.
I'm back guys
I am now dismissed of slavery
What should I do with my freedom?
>>700663823
You should **** me~
>>700663823
Sleep?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_GdOhROdh9c
>>700663823
>>700664219
That's kind of sudden.
>>700664250
I am pretty tired
>>700664252
Do I look like a fucking normie?
>>700664250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wg-UTl_gzo
>>700664399
Hmmm? Whatever are you talking about?
>>700664399
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n2VC45-88
>>700663511
What's up? How's your day?
>>700664399
>Do I look like a fucking normie?
>Yuno_Gasai.jpg
Claimed in the name of weabdom
>>700664423
>>700664250
le Togame and Homura ship.
>>700664528
I thought you were more of the tease and it was kinda straight forward
>>700664555
No
>>700664621
That only proves I'm on my phone
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>700664423
Nimu get
>>700664633
Get in there Yuno
>>700664633
Megumeme, what it do?
>>700664595
Been kinda back and forth, but I'm laying comfily in bed now. How about you?
>>700664833
I'm quite confused, I simply wanted you to tuck me...into bed.
>You can me in it if you'd like though~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs
>>700664423
Ah, it's nice, not the biggest fan of the percussion though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTlqY9i7Gn4
![[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/873q8Df.jpg "[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg")
>>700665099
Oh I see what you mean my bad
I'll gladly tuck you in, I'm a good tucker
>I am pretty tired so I might
>>700654054
Best gem claimed
Sure a lot of music this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sRFHin5iK0
>>700665365
Kokokokokoko.
>>700665458
You sure are the perverted one to be thinking I meant something like that.
>Oho~? Make yourself comfy in any way you please~
>And I'll please you in any way that makes you comfy~
>>700665718
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua2loiGHZ38
>waifu claim thread
virgin damage control betas all of you
>>700665365
Pocky eater.
>>700665251
It's one of my favourite parts of the track, I love those prolonged snares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl9fmsauKFU
>>700665867
Downtempo GOAT.
>>700665718
is just togame posting stuff he listens to so he won't die
Most important, have fun!
>>700666085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeKpWp8Psw
>>700666158
stop
>>700666085
not togame sorry
>>700666051
This is nice.
>>700666158
Yeah, I like this, we're all gonna die.
>>700665365
>>700666363
who are you den lo
>>700666409
>>700666422
Another. The same one who claimed anonymous at the start of this thread.
>>700666546
tats
>>700666657
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YthChN1Wq8M
Who mixed this? I want to hug them..
>>700666657
its Mai
>>700666817
fuck off tats
>>700666916
Nah, it's me, ur uber driver.
>>700665723
I'm okay with being perverted one if you're the cute one
>Calls me perv and says that
You're so cute
>I think I'll be pretty comfy
>>700665871
Hey queen
>>700667131
miho?
>>700667239
chen
>>700667239
bun
>>700667233
hey hows it going
>>700667239
mikan
>>700667341
jerk
>>700667239
No. Why are you so interested in finding out?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCPAO3bp4Q
>>700667364
Kinda tired
You?
>>700667341
>>700667420
I dunno. Probably because I have friends, am not a virgin, smoke weed and drink alcohol a lot, go outside with aforementioned friends, and had a job for a long while.
Had relationships and watched them all fail, hard. This has made me give up on 3D.
Truth be told I can blend in with normalfags really, really well. But you would have to ask Homu for their specific reasons.
>>700667233
Well that's a shame, because I'm not cute.
>How would you like me to help you relax~?
>>700667444
>>700667498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
>>700667631
>>700667420
>>700667341
Please, don't mention my name ever again.
>>700667740
chen
>>700667444
yeah im tired aswell but morning tired not night tired
>>700667698
these are cancer
>>700667850
That's my post.
>>700654054
>>700667850
I think Barry said that to me.
>>700668041
No, is mine. I said that to some cunt in the thread
>>700667617
Then how can I be the perverted one?
>I can always go for a good cuddle when tired
>>700667787
I'm not night tired just exhausted.
Any plans for the day?
Well I'm off.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdgFoHLwnk
Didn't feel to tripfaggy tonight.
>>700668172
nah nothing but cleaning what has you so exhausted
So what exactly did Karen mean when he said he needed to leave again soon?
>>700668172
Simple. You're a cute perv~
>I have never cuddled before. Is it comfy?
I miss /animus/ anons.
Everybody wants to be a cat.
Because the cat's the only cat, who knows where it's at.
Everybody's picking up on the feline beat
Cause everything else is obsolete
A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born
Every time he plays
But with a square in the act
You can set the music back
To the caveman days
I've heard some corny birds who try to sing
Still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing
Who wants to dig a long haired gig or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with a horn makes you wish you were born
Every time he plays
With a square in the act you can set the music back
To the caveman days
Everybody wants to be a cat
Because the cat's the only cat, who knows where it's at
When playin' jazz you always has a welcome mat
Cause everybody digs a swinging cat
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody wants to be a cat! Hallelujah
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody wants to be a cat!
![[Distant Kenny Loggins playing].png](https://i.imgur.com/TtHhhiK.jpg "[Distant Kenny Loggins playing].png")
Hey everyone.
Aya claimed.
>>700668359
When was he here?
>>700667740
May I say Chen?
>>700668537
Hey there Ayah
What're you up to?
>>700654054
Your waifu tastes pretty good, you know.
>>700668538
About 11-12 hours ago.
>>700668537
>I missed you, /a/
>>700668593
Playing STALKER. How about you?
>>700668673
>streaming
>>700668873
What? Otherwise, how are you?
If the really knockout looking young teacher wears very short skirts with no panties and walks around the room leaning over a lot what is she trying to say?
>>700668973
Nevermind.
>>700669102
"I'm a huge slut."
>>700668280
Oh well lazy day then
And just resent event got me running and doing a lot of shit
>>700668371
No I'm not, you're the cute one
>It's the best, just rest your head of me you'll see
What's with the double tails, are girls wearing TWO buttplugs nowadays?
>>700669385
Hey there Yuno. How are ya?
>>700669385
she is a high maintenance friend you must care alot for her
>page 7
bretty ded here
>>700670605
You can say that again.
>>700670726
>page 7
bretty ded here
![qhto[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jJ72aen.png "qhto[1].png")
Claimed
>>700669625
Hey dude as stated before pretty tired
You?
>>700669939
Yea she's done the same for me before so it's fine
We've been friends a long time so I don't really mind, it's kinda weird because I know there's no chance of a relationship or something but I don't mind at all
>Perhaps I'm just a fag
>>700670953
Well, now we're back to page 2. Let's see how long that lasts.
>>700671139
Sick. I haven't been feeling the best. Right now I'm getting breeked in STALKER.
Nap successful.
I'm back.
>>700671389
I'll try to shitpost more then
>>700671416
Oh damn dude sucks. Whats wrong?
I've never played stalker so not sure what that means
>>700671638
Stomach problems and what I mean is I'm getting fucking destroyed in STALKER
>>700671139
meh ive never had a girl as a friend who was platonic to me its a waste of time to be friend a girl imo but hey you got friends and i dont so maybe you are doing it right
>>700671808
are you a stalker?
>>700671925
Well, no. But in-game, I guess.
>>700671808
You know what caused it? Food poisoning or something?
Oh well then step up your game noob
What kind of game is it even?
>>700671925
>Waste of time
I've heard that one before kek
Well I'm not too sure what it is but she's pretty much a guy in my eyes
Anyhow what are you up to?
>>700671611
kitty
>>700672314
Hello, somebody.
>>700672253
lieng here wondering what im gunna do today
>>700672253
The flu i would believe, and its a "horror" survival FPS, (more like suspense if even that) that takes place in the surrounding area of Chernobyl and you have to find a man named Strelok and kill him.
>>700672381
Hello there. I'm not that poster btw.
>>700671638
Shitpost successful. Thread is now back to page 1.
>>700671611
Cute cat!
Goal claimed.
>>700672381
Bully
>>700672481
Not feeling fallout today?
Perhaps explore the new neighbourhood?
>>700672508
Oh well nothing you can do about that
Oh that sounds pretty interesting, so a lot of mutants? Cool idea
How are you getting rekt then?
>>700672529
Great. Now what?
>>700672508
Hello.
>>700672529
Hi Laura. What's up?
>>700672732
That's who i thought it was.
What're you up to, slutty maid?
>>700672795
well today is my last day with internet since we are switching networks so im internetless for a week
>>700672883
Getting bullied by a loli cat
>>700672795
I cant find a gun that isn't broken, and buying one with this mod i have installed is fucking impossible. So I'm forever damned to having guns that jam every other shot.
>>700672883
How are you?
