Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yuuko Aioi is claimed, you nerds!
It's a sad world we live in.
Very childish, but what can you do. If you're going to pull the double maneuver at least be good with the hero for Christ sake. Same here, along with the ball control as well heh. Find scoring headshots with him seem to be much easier however. It was a 2014 movie, typical stoner comedy film. You're right about that, managed to produce some chuckles. Nope, I don't watch movies m8, within the last few years I've seen like 4.
But I was just working out with my friends yesterday.
Heh, no choice really. Back to classes with me, although the days off are just like that~.
>RIP. Want that skin so bad.
See you later, dude.
Nichijou is based.
Holy hell these threads are going by fast today
How was it in the manga?
>Mfw wake up in game to pancakes from waifu
You uh.. doing okay right there?
No idea lol I havent read it
Just /a/ saying is different
>ywn wake up to your waifu's cooking
>TFW hard wood is cockblocking me still
Gotcha, they apparently changed a lot from what I heard
if only she was as dominating as my waifu
I haven't played that game before, but from what I hear you're trying to get animals to fuck or something.
Nah if I want them to fuck I can just select them for breeding
>I WANNA FUCK YO.
I can't build the nursery attachment for my house so I can have kids
>and I can't sex without having that nursery.
Looks like it is. Can't believe I've never got round to it. You have a favourite?
Exactly. Love seeing pro Genjis fly off the map using their dash. Don't mind if it's like a 6 man team of 1 champ, because that's just fun.
I'm not sure what about them makes it so difficult, but my aim with them particularly is atrocious. If I ever get headshots it's pure chance.
Ah I see, a bit like Strange Wilderness then. I'll probably get something out of it at least. If you laughed then it's done its job I guess. I'm not really that big of a film person myself either, but lately I've been picking up a few favourites.
As I can see.
Good taste, my friend.
That being said, Lucina get!
>I WANNA FUCK YO.
Wait, you're fucking animals in that game?
I suppose. Not too good, not too bad.
How are you?
How you doing bud?
Oh yeah the anime ending is "original"
Hopping off now, tata for now
No, I wanna bang Penny and have children. Kek
>Animal fucking is bad.
Pockey is for weeabo scum
Hopefully you won't suffer trough it!
>I wanted it so bad too :^)
That's my favourite!
Isn't it Yuuki who should be Discount Lucina?
I went back last night and beat the shit out of the powderkeg dude. I left that isuefa or whatever alive.
I dont got no time for that.
Fuckin snake arm magic shit.
I got the rifle spear i wanna rock it but it's not upgraded enough to suit my needs seems cool tho
Currently rockin a ludwigs holy blade that and a switch axe.
I got the free cannon too but not enough strength to use it.
thats good i think. im bored at the moment and trying to decide on something to do
Well, people call me discount Lucina so I decided to reverse it lol.
Eheh, yeah I've saved a few of yours!
>Banging your waifu
That's absolutely lewd and sinful!
Ah, sounds like fun. Love not knowing what to do with myself.
Doin' good. I just received my Lucina so I figured celebrating openly showing my love for her on a board for NEETs was the best thing to do.
Its not sinful if its sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation!
>The worst part is that Penny will initiate sex.
>She will straight up ask you if you wanna have kids the natural way or adopt.
yeah. its a blast and glad you feel the same.
You have to do it blindfolded, so you won't see each other naked. That's the way us Christian weeaboo use our onaholes!
>She sounds pretty lewd, tbqh, you should dump her for some pure virgin qt, who only wants to hold hands
Yeah. By the way, sorry for all the errors in that. I haven't slept in way too long.
I usually don't spend money on merch but that figurine is just too cute...
Oh shit. Now I have to watch it. You up to much anyway?
Welcome back, how's d&d?
Aww you could have let him live and get the badge peacefully. He's got a pretty sad backstory.
Good, you'll get her later anyway.
Both real good pve weapons. Love how pretty much any weapon can take you through the game.
The cannons only really good for pvp anyway.
You getting up to much?
>Genjis fly off the map using their dash
>tfw that was me in the beginning
Come a long way since then but yeah, it is funny seeing them do that. Hoping around, dodging, then plummeting. The 6 man hero strat is enjoyable at times. Could it be the fact that it's single shot? The little "dink" sounds is so satisfying, especially on a Tracer. Heh, now I have never heard of that one. That's good though, should enjoy yourself. That's what it was there for and yep, it's done its duty. Cool, a little branching out is always nice.
Thanks Boss, just gonna try to get b till then.
>Trading system when? :^)
>She's super virgin qt yo
>She's so bookish and shit its cute as hell
The only times she was lewd was when she asked me out in a bath house (in our bathing suits obvs) and the intercourse thing.
No worries, I got the gist of it lol. I almost ordered her figma as well but held off because I don't know too much about FE. I have the Yuuki figma preordered though, super hyped for it
just sitting in my room, exciting i know
Claimed for not medicine.
Just watched the newest episode of re:zero
Can't wait for the next one
Mostly non-existent. One of our players was super late so only a little bit of actual play time.
Was pretty good for the short bit though.
Loved the ending let me tell you about it~
Saw that earlier.
Was a good episode, I hope next one isn't:"Subaru bitches about Julius the whole episode THE EPISODE"
I hope it isn't that either
I just want them to fight the witch's cult already
>Those are the best traits for a qt waifu
Oh my. How romantic.
>tfw no game for my waifu
>oh wait, i think there is one
Ahh, nice! I didn't know she was going to have one, to be honest. Now that I looked it up, I have to admit that she's looking pretty good.
It was pretty good wasn't it? I love Crusch-sama. Can't wait to see the crazy cultist again I love him too
I need more Betelgeuse scenes.
>Tfw Penny is my ultimate waifu
>No one would ever stack up to her, 2D or 3D
Such is life.
>tfw you unironically fall in love with a character and don't want to date girls in real life
Just fuck my shit up.
>That's still me
It's okay to do shit like that if you're new, but when you claim to be xXx_gEnJi666 you can't constantly do that shit.
6 man Symmetra is the best, car wash those motherfuckers.
Maybe, but I can land Mei icicles just fine usually. Maybe it's the projectile speed to. Killing Tracers in general is real satisfying.
It wasn't that well known or that well received, but I still like it.
>Bears get their name from a football team in Chigago
Yeah I'm trying to do more of it myself. Got nothing better to do.
Not like I'm doing much better, just laying in bed. You still playing XCOM?
Ah that sucks. At least you got to play a bit. Anything interesting happen?
>TFW fucked eternally for life
Anyway, I'm gonna bail, gonna take a break from the calm peacefulness of Stardew Valley to play Siege.
>VIOLENCE IS FUN~
Kill three guys in one hit. Considering i usually roll like garbage, i was pretty happy.
a little bit. been taking it easy really
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1...
Is it really random?
GUTEN TAG, HERR DOKTOR.
Sounds good, have fun! (・ω・)
He meant that the topic of this board is 'random'.
>mfw it just came up when I wrote waifu in catalog
Do you know how catalog works newfag?
I'm playing OW right now~
Good luck with that~
>As if I'd trade that :^)
>Fuck off Mai
>implying you're ruining anything
How did that happen? Did you have an AOE spell or something?
Fair enough, unless I'm really into something I tend to do that too.
Depends, if you randomly select numbers, then having 1 appear repeatedly is still random.
Oh who're you playing?
I'm chilling in bed, probably gonna stay here until I feel tired enough to sleep.
>Even though it's 1am here
Damn, that mobility throws you off a bit not gonna lie, although the new nerf will be fixing that. Kek, people like that are the worse. I mean he may be my go to, but I don't flaunt it. Fucking Curry In A Hurry Symmetra 6 man teams. Huh, weird. Probably is the projectile speed then. Agreed, annoying cunts the lot of them, although playing her can be quite fun. As long as you got some enjoyment out of it. Ayy that's my home team, absolute garbage. It's a good way to spend the free time if you enjoy it, little relaxation and exploration.
Taking it easy is what I do best~
>Come on, there's gotta be something :^)
listen up faggots, im tired and im going to bed, someone tell me goodnight. I only came to this thread to ask for that, since you're the only guys roleplay-y enough to actually do it.
also use *hugs* and :3 if possible.
Playing a rogue fighter, was first round so i had sneak attack still.
Did something like 25~ per dude. Only level 5 so that's pretty decent.
Claiming Ferris <3
that's some spicy bait, my man (・ω・)
We're just doing stupid comps
Alright, you have fun :^)
Yeah, knowing you I'm not surprised :^)
How are you Yuuko?
Yeah, overslept a bit though so I'm feeling pretty groggy. You have a good day?
You have... more than one waifu?