Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yuuko is claimed! (・ω・)
I'm doing well! How are you?
No, I'm Yuuko. You are just a poser.
I don't even know why i still play no man's sky
maybe it's just me being naive enough to think the things they said would be in it will be
CONFIRMED, I AM TRUE YUUKO.
Na, ur yuuko 2
I'm disappointing in your lack of gets
Hey there, newfriend, and welcome.
I hope you're enjoying the threads so far.
Oh. Right. I retract that then.
That's a boat, isn't it?
>No it's a ----
If it's from kancolle, i'm calling it boat.
Yeah, it's an abyssal.
Abyssals are boats aswell anyways.
Yes, I am having lots of fun with these threads, thank you~.
you´re just as cute
So why do you autists do this all day? Are you afraid that if you don't claim your Chinese cartoon character, someone else will steal her? I'm neither autistic or a virgin so I can't understand this
You've been here a lot for someone who isn't
I don't know, this looks pretty autistic to me
A little, been trying to learn a few diagrams for tomorrow.
What about you?
Well, that's good!
How are you doing this evening, anon?
Oh? Haven't heard of this. I swear you need some kind of computer to keep track of him sometimes.
Exactly, play whoever but don't be a dick about it.
Kek, they're a great team comp.
Maybe, just need more experience with him I guess.
Love how Roadhog can onebomb her shit. She is pretty fun though, as you say.
Exactly, I know it's pretty bad but still it's alright to me. Don't really know, just quoting the film.
>Sharks live in only 2 places on Earth, the northern and southern hemispheres
Yep, and I've got a whole lotta free time at the moment.
What's your options?
Oh okay. Sounds good. Really need to get a group of friends together for d&d at some point. Looks fun.
Ah, you done full Harambe yet?
It's always fun :^)
Don't like the groggy sleepy feeling. Yeah pretty much, didn't do a whole lot though. You got any plans for the day?
I'm still holding on to the hope they will add the shit they said would already be in it.
I don't know... sometimes i'm told it's a sub, or a port, or whatever else.
Your waifu is pretty cute. Never played that particular Megaman though.
You know, out of all the cringeworthy weaboos in these threads, I find your case to be the saddest. You sit there in your dark bedroom littered with piss bottles and manga collection, and eagerly await the next "Waifu claim" cancer thread. Then, you quickly post the same exact image of a retarded little kid cartoon character as if to maintain your possession of an image on a computer screen. I need another beer, wew lad
>Are you afraid that if you don't claim your Chinese cartoon character, someone else will steal her?
Imo the game wasn´t the greatest but its one of my favs
well it's better than posting thin guys and saying you're straight because they look feminine
Well those are just different type of boats, kek.
Aside ports, those are installations in the game, usually.
M'hm! How long have you been posting on these threads?
I'm very content at the moment~.
How are you doing?
>shitposting in the autistic waifu threads at work
smug anime meme.jpg
Hey there Mai.
not much just chillin´
I never said that now did I?
don't put words in my mouth
What subject are your diagrams in?
Watching feminist fail videos because why not.
Oh... well likewise
You could teach Yuuko a thing or two Kurumi
Nothing special, just a bit of cleaning. Rest of the family has the flu so I've got a bit of looking after to do too.
How are you doing, meme queen? (・ω・)
That sounds nice. I dont believe we have met, who is your waifu?
Not a whole lot at the moment, waiting to fall asleep. Yourself?
Ah, join the club then.
Ah I'll probably have to do that soon, Getting a bit cluttered. Have you come down with it yet, because it's coming for you next by the sound of it.
I'm not doing too bad, I just started a game of CS:GO. I don't think it's going to go so well
it´s quite a common question
she´s aile from megaman zx
how´s everthing in your side
I have, but i get plenty of that here
It's something that sticks out I guess :^)
>Not even all the summer voice lines I got?
You play it because it just works.
Oh that's good, nice one. Yep, he's getting cucked with his mobility and some other things, like the swift strike. A little too much to mention, notes should be floating around. Haha, if only man. Yeah but when people take the game to heart, not gonna happen. On certain maps and when you're playing them, hypocritical I know but whatever. Yeah get some matches under your belt. He is the ultimate counter with her, love it. Yeah being pesky around the back lines, getting those sweet headshots. Ah that was in the movie? Huh, well they were right. Our team doesn't have the gusto of bears however. Live it up my man.
Chilling, how about you?
>She looks like Haruhi.
aside from the ten crashes so far, yes it works
What are you doing here, Pyrocynical?
Hey Haruna nothing much
Please god, no more.
>tfw you search pictures of yuuko on google images and you always find some weird inflated hentai shit
Well, that's nice.
>How long have you been posting on these threads?
Uh, maybe mid-to-late January.
I'm glad to hear it, I'm doing well, just sticking around for a bit before heading off to bed.
Electronics, right now studying the 4017 Decade Counter.
Up to much right now?
Decent claim, once again.
Ah I see, that time of day for some people. Im getting ready to go visit a friend.
Nice! Never actually played any of those games... kek
Sounds fun. Im just waiting around, getting ready to go visit a friend.
kek I believe that is the second time someone has said that.
Heyo Saber! Feeling any better?
>Up to much right now?
I think you already asked this.
Ahh yeah i know how that goes.
Decent number of people actually aren't huge fans of their waifu's source material.
Thanks for seeing it my way.
A certain purple boat nazi likes to correct me on arbitrary things like that.
Hey everyone I'm making hot sauce right now using carolina reapers. Shits gonna be nuts fam. What's everyone else doing?
I miss your musk.
Yeah but I wont be 'well' for about a week what I caught was hand foot mouth disease
Over what time frame? Hours? Days?
Cool, got something planned or just hanging around? It's the hair and the hair ornament.
Don't know how you all do it, not messing with anything hot. Enjoy it though.
We did full weeb with 5 Genjos and one D.Va
But we went full Haram the other day :^)
>Who needs those when I have the Nihon skin!
Hi Shino. What's up?
Oh i'm literate. Well how's it going otherwise?
Hello, certain purple boat nazi. <3
I'd say around than 20 hours playtime
Strangely not, they've had it for a little under a week now and I've been unaffected. I'm hoping it's a strain I've already had; I can't afford to get the flu right now, I'm already crook otherwise.
Ah, good luck. What rank are you?
Hey Ruri, how are you?
Well Well Well Look who it is Mr. Im too scared to face shino on the battlefield.
I saw your little buddy on today but he's small fries. I was gonna invade his game and shoot him but im waiting for you. when u least expect it. I'll be there. :')
kek yeah. Nice to meet you though!
RIP. I wish you a speedy recovery.
Just gonna chill. I can see it. It is quite the similarity.
Oh hey Amatsukaze!
Had some ribs for dinner, a bit over cooked though
Claiming best girl
>We did full weeb with 5 Genjos and one D.Va
The scary part is that it worked
>tfw they called us tumerous fucks
Thanks appreciate it Haruna
I had a full edge defense with 6 Reapers,
we won somehow
I try my best.
I wonder how they're gonna do that while keeping his niche as a character alive. Will have to look those patch notes up.
Yeah it's strange how people get in Overwatch normals. League lasts a long time, so it's kind of expected that people will get irritated by shit, but Overwatch games don't last 10 minutes usually. Even then you can leave. Not really hypocritical, just you pointing it out.
Everytime I play him though I do awful, it's hard to carry on playing him when I have fun with other characters.
Exactly, stop all that blinking bullshit. I feel like I can only really harass as her though.
Yeah it's from the film. It's full of stupid quotes like that. I don't really know anything about American football so I'll take your word for it. I will do, don't you worry.
Ah got anything planned or is it just a meet up thing?
Pretty tired at the moment. Flirting with the idea of sleeping, yourself?
This much is true. At least there's no membership fee.
The ult screams would be terrifying.
You better have had your dick out :^)
Maybe your off the hook then, here's hoping. Why can't you afford to?
Ay yuuko, you have a nice dinner?
wish I could afford ribs
stay away from my precious Isla you filthy sand monkeys
yeah would be nice if it felt a little bit less lonely of a club though
No problem, anything for a friend.
Just gonna chill and play pc.
Isla is a cute
You can get them hella cheap at Costco
Nothing at all?
I'd just lab partners with her, to busy being a faggot for her
Ay Fran, you enjoy them anyway?
They couldn't handle the glorious nippon steel.
Don't worry, there's a lot of people in this club right now, they just don't know it.
Sounds pretty good then.
Oh hey, it's best Kongou
Still here I see~
That's the best part of this game for me, honestly
No, you don't get it, a team of Harambes are out for dicks!
well, I´m not in the sates and I´m really broke
Still tasted pretty good
Too tender though
How do you forget?
>Be me playing a game.
>Leave a group for another since I'll get paid more, leader of group A (the one I left) mugs me, takes 100k
>Threaten to attack his people so they leave and make his group weaker, so he makes less money.
>He decides to attack me more
>Mfw I'm just baiting attacks so he waste his energy (a recharging resource)
>Mfw I'm going to make him waste, in energy, double what he took from me
>Mfw he has no idea and thinks I'm just a bitch
Mizore claimed, what's up.
Yeah! I think it will be fun. You have anything planned tonight?
Damn right. For now at least. I kinda like it here
Just coming off some medication I've been on for a long time, body isn't coping well with it.
But don't you want to hear your favorite characters~? Who cares about a skin :^)
What a shame. All the hype for No Man's Access.
Before you start the theatrics, just remember who was knifed here.
Heh, no need to bring scrubs into this. Well thanks for telling me, I'll be sure to sharpen my blade ::^)
But you already are the best. The main thing with the mobility is that you have to land before climbing again, probably some other stuff who knows. Yeah give it a read, lots of other characters nerfed/buffed as well. Right? Just play the game, although it can be intense. If it's constant overtime and all that nonsense it does, but I get what you mean. Well thanks for that, if a team pulls the man tactic, we usually follow. Took me awhile to git gud with him, the attacks and hooks were hard to master, although using the ones you enjoy is always better. Agreed, and it seems like the enemy Tracer has that shit 24/7. Still contributing, make spots for your team to come swoop in. Alright cool, haha must be a movie to just turn your brain off to. Yeah they haven't made it anywhere near the Super Bowl in years, last time they went was like 06, and lost it. Good to hear.
back from the shitter
posting more Isla because she is the superior waifu
Just like how my mother would forget me at the park~
Hi there friends
That's pretty edgy.
I think that's one we have yet to try
I'm good, feeling a lot less melancholic now. How are you faggot?
Of course not. It was folded a thousand times
Cheesy strats are seldom a succes, but goddamn do I laugh my ass off every time we do some kind of retarded shenanigans
>last day of summer games
>Ganjo Nihon skin
but hey, you can look at different colored rocks
and die in space because the controls are terrible
t's a lot of fun because Reaper has no real counters up close, then you stack 3 death blossoms on top of each other
What up salmon.
>Best to cook you presentation side down first.
Don't worry, my dad has left me several places
But aren't you hungry?
I'm fine, that's for asking
Ah fair enough. Is it late where you are?
An unsettling turn of events. Well your dick should be out, so they should have no trouble finding it.
It's kind of difficult, seeing as you have to be in bed to be in the club. I guess sleepovers count as meet ups.
I've never had ribs myself, so I wouldn't know how tender's too tender.
What game is this?
Nah not really, just avoiding this sleep which is gonna bite me in the ass tomorrow.
Oh I see, always hard for your body to readjust, even more so if you catch something. What medication if you don't mind me asking?
Glad you do!
I only like it here when it's night-time
Much more slower
I already have the voice lines I want~
Skin is everything :^)
You finally understand why I like OW more when I play with you guys
>Fucking finally :^)
I want to keep my life and dick though..
You're right, I already did.
I'm alright, just studying and funposting at the same time.
What about you?
Yoyo, look below
It's Torn City.
Energy refills naturally, but I can attach a value to it since you can buy refills.
Na, food is for the weak.
Will be a joy to be able to feed a family in my life.
Falling of the bone is too tender
Should stay in place when you bite it, even leaving bite marks in the meat
What do you do in it?
~And how would you turn a person into a man slut?
Food is for people who wish to live
Hey Akiko, how was your day?
Yeah, I should probably be a little more careful not to anyway. Sertraline, been on for 7 years.
Same deal, with a little cleaning and cooking in the mix. What's your study?
>Reaper has no real counters
Aye that be fucking true. Best they could do is grab 2 widows and try to decimate your team from afar
>stack 3 death blossoms on top of each other
Being on the receiving end of that is as devastating as it is hilarious as seen in the Roadhog video
Yeah, some days you're just a tad down for no reason
How's the league grind been? Have you played with Kyouko and co already?
>You finally understand why I like OW more when I play with you guys
Dude, I barely ever play solo
You feel like joining us now or later?
kek its all good. Happens sometimes.
Yeah that might not be good... I do that a lot too though.
Yeah the night seems pretty nice.
Still trying to find more good pics like that.
Not in life, but in death.
Be the bestest money makingest criminalest person you can be.
>T for teen!
Well fuck me, my point still remains kek
It took me a while before finding really awesome ones. But you seem to have nice pics!
Do you still browse the boorus?
>Today was the last day
>Another person here got it
>Opened at least 30 boxes or so
>Either dupes or voice lines
>All I wanted was that skin, nothing else
All for sixty dollars, what a steal.
Maybe there's some I have that you don't~
There's only one skin that's everything :^(
Because this is an anime based website so you hate the majority of people here, that aside, we're just more organized than the ylyl, r8, rekt, dick r8, trap, and b8 threads.
>It's one thread out of 110.
Nah, haven't played a huge amount
I've been playing with Shino and his scrub friends, who have only been playing for a week or two
Seems like fun
I'm watching her show right now. It's not good.
how does one obtain this much pure autism?
Kek not close enough.
Ive found some okay ones so far. Hoping to find more. boorus? Whats that?
wew you hitting on me? Your pretty cute too~
>You're already the best
Dammit, is that 4-2 now?
Shows how shit I am that I didn't know that was even a thing in the first place.
Still no reason to froth at the mouth over it, though I admit I am prone to getting salty when someone is right next to a point in overtime and does fuck all.
Haven't really played Roadhog in a while, need to though.
I feel like it's not as appreciated as it should be, especially killing supports.
Yep, typical stoner film stuff. That sounds pretty bad then.
Gotta get those folds.
Hey Akiko, how're you doing?
Guessed from the wall, kek.
You gotta do it for Harambe though...
Never heard of it, is it a strategy game of sorts?
Potentially. You'd just have to get to sleep real quick.
I'll look out for that if I ever get around to trying them then.
About 2:30 am here. You from France or something?
There's basic precaution, but other than that, what can you do. To be taking something for that long and then to stop must wreck your body a bit, you holding up alright?
It won't be. Oh well I've made my bed. Seems it's a common theme around here to mess with sleep.
Studying Electronics, Decade Counter 4017 right now. I hope it's not getting too tedious for you.
What did you cook?
Hey hey, Akiko.
Thank you for the offer, really, but I've got a few things to study tonight and I doubt I'd be able to play.
How're you doing?
It's a nice time killer.
>I bet 20mil on Jamaica to win the Olympic male 4x400.
>Would have had 400mil if they won!
>Lol nope, second place.
It's kind of a real time long term strategy game. If you can consider it like that. Less focus on strategy though
>yfw you can't get nihon
I'd buy them anyways :^)
topkek, better keep playing OW while the summer games are up!
Danbooru, gelbooru, etc.
You can also check Pixiv for more art
It will probably be premade and reheated at most restaurants, so it's rolling the dice on how good it will be
Seems you are out of luck my friend
Hello Ayase. I was pretty down earlier, now I'm feeling a lot better. How are you today?
I agreed with your point the first time
>Ryujin no ken wo kurae
And that was the last we ever heard of Maki
>Shino and his scrub friends, who have only been playing for a week or two
I'm sure they'll learn quickly. For now just enjoy the hilarity of watching new players struggle
I'm doing alright, better than earlier when I was lying on my carpet staring at a crack in the ceiling
How are things my friend?
Those gets are a good omen. Good grades will come to you
It's not a problem, some other time perhaps. Just study hard and secure that future for yourself. Best of luck
As for me, I'm doing alright. See above replies
>just finished masturbating to my animated chinese cartoon wife
>i dont last long anyway
>waddle through the labyrinth of shit jugs and piss bottles that is my basement
>beat my head against the door until mom brings me some Tyson brand chicken nuggies
> claim my waifu in the 24/7 waifu claim threads
my day so far how is your day going guys?
can the shit posters just frick off so we can claim our waifus and discuss cartoons made for 7 year old in peace? i mean what the frick is wrong with you cats making fun of people with autism, we dont choose it!