Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700542741
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
claiming
>>700549825
Hello Tomoko, how are you doing this evening?
>claimed
>>700549716
Oh, I suppose I've been fine, school started back up, but other than that, the days have just been oddly boring. Gotta keep up on my running, that's a thing. And you?
>deadman wonderland
I'm not a huge fan of the anime myself, I prefer the manga.
>>700549716
This is a shark tank. You have to fight to survive.
And speaking of sea life may i request nigger dolphins?
<nycor> still here
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>700549602
He uses more than one thing.
Are you thinking of ''romantically apocalyptic''?
>>700549716
كيف هي أنابيب طوربيد الخاصة بك؟
This is fucking pathetic even for you virgins.
>>700550100
Looking cute.
still here
and
>>700550181
why is that?
>>700550135
the usual really,
Penny Claim
>>700549489
Kek. Aight cool.
>>700549536
Yeah, and it was on the 17th when it happened so its been a while.
>Luckily K was okay, and I managed to Evac her when all my friends (the fucking militia basically) showed up
>J was doing college prep stuff so he was out of the house
We had called the police but those fuckers are about half an hour out, it was much easier to get my militia to show up first.
>Luckily due to the Idaho Castle Doctrine I'm off the hook.
>>700549979
I think you'd be off the hook even here in Canuckistan. You just watched her stab a guy and then she came at you. Pretty fucking clear cause of necessity.
Claimed.
>>700550239
>Virgins
>Damage Control
>Muh /b/
>Spamfaggotry
>Niggershit
Buzz Words!
>>700550100
>Madokyouko
>>700550181
Hi cutie, how are you doing?
>>700550264
Homura ~
>>700550296
World of Tanks?
>>700550311
Hello Penny, how are you doing?
Claiming
Claimed
>>700549875
ok motivational anon ill stop but only for you i dont mind being called a bitchboi or not a man or a manlet or even a beta as I think those words are made by chest pounder guys who need to feel tough i just hate when people say all women are weaker than men it makes me feel like ill never be happy
>>700550311
>>700550336
Here we are. Also, full story?
>>700550336
Yeah, definitely needed
>I love that places are extremely reasonable about self defense.
One thing that bugs me is that I won't get my stab vest back until next March cause EVIDENCE LOCKER >:C
>>700550490
Heyo~ I'm doing good.
>I'm helping K sort her school supplies.
>>700550296
on my way home there had been a motorcycle wreak couldn't see anything but 2 white sheets so I stopped and gave my condolences
>>700550490
hello alice I remember u, I'm doing alright hbu
>>700550490
actually playing world of warships today.
>>700550653
>>700550695
Why the filename randomizer?
>>700550166
>And you?
I've been busy. Picked up a job over the holidays before university, spent too long abroad with a friend, then spent time up north in Scotland for a festival.
Although for some reason days are just empty now, but they pass by too quickly. Been trying to get back into the gym habit but it's a pain in the ass what with the new job.
>I'm not a huge fan of the anime myself
All I'll say is that the anime didn't have an ending. I trust the manga finished/is going to finish the story, right? I was recommended it by somebody who I was supposed to be giving recommendations to.
>>700550177
I'll give you an extra bowl of dolphins for your dubs.
>This is a shark tank.
I suppose that's true. I leave for a bit, some back, and recognise about four people. It scares me. There are no familiar faces. No familiar places.
>>700550190
وتنتشر بلدي أنابيب طوربيد قصيرة المدى لطيف واسع . الله أكبر.
Death the Kid claimed
>>700550767
When you forget your fucking picture.
Akiko claimed
Looks like it's busy today
>>700550805
>team chitoge
Saber claim
>>700550031
You need back up? You disgust me
>>700550239
I'm not a virgin, i've done anal with another man.
>>700550020
Stupid censor line. But yep.
>>700550578
Only you decide if you're happy or not, Esdeath.
>>700550767
Quite busy you were. Busy is sometimes nice though. May I ask where you're working? Speaking of gyms, I'm taking weight training this year in school, gotta see how this'll work out. And yea, the manga actually finished up the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvg8oBnyg8U
>>700550767
It's a mad world
At least things are doing great irl for you. Probably the better end of the deal.
>>700551144
Hello ginko
>>700550678
Story me in full.
>>700551187
GALIL!
>>700551158
>stop
hammer time
>>700550678
K as in Kyouko?
>>700550718
Ah, who is this?
><Nycor>?
>>700550721
Throwing us a curve ball. I saw someone mention the German ships were available now.
>How are you enjoying it?
>>700550864
Hello Akiko~ How are you doing?
>>700550935
Saber!
>>700551460
>K as in Kyouko?
Nope, kek.
>>700550670
So, to put it shortly
>Be me, chillin my house
>K is playin PS2, I'm on my laptop
>Power goes out, only really noticed because K was like "ANON! The PS2 stopped working."
>Spooked.exe
>Grab handgun at first, call tacticool bros, and then call police, and THEN call Angry Marine Anon who was on 4chin at the time.
>"Do you want me to like, update your friends on /waifu?"
>Yeah do that.
>K goes into my room and keeps the door locked unless I say its me.
>Check powerbox, obviously its been cut and theres a knife jammed in the wall.
>Go over to Gun Safe and get vest/shotgun combo
>Vest has little sewn on shotgun thingies for bird hunting and cause it looks TACTICOOL!
>Go back to room, K opens door for me.
>Explain situation, hear guys roll up outside.
>Tacticool bros open my door, two come inside, one escorts K out and the other one, D, helps me search house.
>D and I go to the back rooms as on my way to the fusebox I passed the kitchen and most main rooms.
>D and I see bathroom door slightly ajar, not unusual really
>He takes point, I cover him
>He gets pounced on, I knock pouncer off after a second
>See its exgf
>She lunges at me
>Pop her in torso
>Hear sirens outside
>Notice D is wounded, help him out as cops enter building and find us
>They help us out
>Tell cops what happened
>They tell me that I'm a good guy
>J gets home
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? WHERE IS K?"
>Its cool bro, K is with the heavily armed Militia playing a gameboy.
>"Are you okay dude?"
>"Yeah I'm fine. Just my crazy Ex coming to get me. Its ogre."
>He sees her carried out on stretcher
>"Oh."
>Yeah.
Fin
>>700551211
well never having my dom gf will lessen my happiness greatly
>>700550989
<nycor> tiss indeed
>>700551460
I always post kuro but I'm well know by <nycor> or use to be.
>>700551230
Hey Yuuko, how have you been?
o:
>>700551460
K as in 9yo child who lives with me and her older brother in my house cause its better for her than living in an apartment and relying solely on her brother's part time job.
>>700551651
How do you know you'll never have a dom gf man?
>>700551651
You may not be able to have Esdeath irl but i assure you that cute dommes exist.
>>700551698
Filthy gank squad
Very well I'll just gank spank
>>700551460
Hey Alice
What was the <3 for earlier~
>>700550864
Peaches
>>700551566
Nice sprite animation
>>700551632
Been awhile smug spammer
>>700550020
>>700551946
It has
>>700551629
thats some top tier fiction my man o:
>>700551912
>>700551921
yeah maybe some day
>>700551629
Beautiful. Have fun getting your property back.
>>700551632
>Maka
Shit-tier meisterfu.
>>700551211
>May I ask where you're working
I work as a charity fundraiser in the city that I live in and the surrounding area. Help to... Raise money, plan events, etc. Although the hours are an absolute ball ache. The official hours at 3.30-9pm, we get paid for 6 hours, but depending on where we're working, we can be in the office as early as 2pm and get back as late as 11pm, without an additional pay since travel is an ache.
>I'm taking weight training
Attaboy, that's what I like to here. Pump some iron so you can fend for yourself when some fuckwit gets drunk and tries to take advantage. At least... That's what my old man used to say.
>the manga actually finished up the story.
I'll give it a read at some point. Is the anime true to the manga? Or will I have to start from the beginning to understand what's going on?
>>700551230
>are doing great irl for you.
Well, for me to be doing well, I had to have been doing badly at some stage. And I can't forget the place I came to every night four, maybe five months ago. God it sounds bad thinking about it, but whatever.
Everybody has their ups and downs.
Gotta have opposites dark and light, light and dark in painting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come. I’m waiting on the good times now. - Neo Politan.
>>700551936
<nycor> put that down ur gonna hurt someone
>>700551629
You could've bopped her on the head or lunged for her
>>700552120
Esudesu, trust me. You'll find a gentle dom girlfriend at some point. But I encourage you, if you don't already, go to the gym and make yourself stand out from the rest of the subby guys. Not only will you feel better about yourself, but you'll leave behind at least one stereotype.
And if all else fails, FetLife exists.
>>700550020
AKA Maxicringe
>>700551698
Oh, so you're two people?
>>700551890
Ah, that makes sense now. I remember hearing the story a few days back
>>700551946
Cause I love my friend Saber <3
>>700551460
Doing good. I've finally went and tried my hand at making my own waifu art and that's taken my entire day. So far it's turning out great. Rocking a solid 5760x7732 resolution. It's fun working on something other than ohayou's for once
How are you doing?
>>700551629
Sounds like Ex gf wasn't very smart or had nothing to lose
>>700551946
Halla Saber
Good day to you
>>700551460
the german ships are insane from what i can tell
>>700551766
Can't complain. Summer dragged on a bit.
How about you?
>>700552188
I like your optimistic viewpoint about it. You make it all sound worth having happened.
>>700552545
Maxicringe level exceeded
>>700552427
<nycor> I've never see kuro posted on here so its probably me but I always use <nycor> so they know for sure
>>700552132
Yeah.
>Mfw now all I have is a tacvest with zero security or plates
>Reeeee
>>700552427
Yeah ^^
>>700552545
She was mentally insane.
Doll claimed.
Finished See no evil, hear no evil. Need something new to watch.
>>700552188
Always knew Bob Ross was actually Neo.
>>700551946
That's not the smug spammer, or at least not the OG.
>>700552188
Hours seem pretty butt, but that's gotta be nice if you like the city you live in. My dad says I have the build to lift weights, and I suppose it's pretty true. You're going to want to start at the beginning of the manga.
>>700552382
I guess yeah just dont want to gain to much muscle need to stay in the sub area
>>700552085
>fiction
Yeah sure whatever you want anon.
>>700552364
Nah she needed to die.
>>700552204
Make me
>>700552364
>lunging at a person who has a knife when your gun is a much safer option for you
Are you retarded, or baiting?
>>700552725
At least you're alive.
>>Leaving out best grill
>>700552427
Oh <3
>>700552545
Good day to you too
>Tfw when the disease you got is contagious and makes your face look like you were on the wrong end of a shotgun
At least I get free days off
>>700552754
Just saw the filenames kek
>>700552739
Level up waifu
>>700552975
Stab them with gun obvs
Another claim before another nap
>>700552754
it is
i'm just using filename randomizer
>>700552795
<nycor> had it over anon don't do anything I wouldn't do
>>700552515
Hello Sister Cutie-pants
>>700552545
I look forward to seeing some of your art! I would try my hand at my own but I don't have one of those digital sketchpads, and I'm just plain awful at drawing. One day I might try though.
I'm not doing too bad, although just found out one of my aunts passed away. Didn't really know her though
>>700552590
The newest things always are it seems
>>700552708
So that explains the mystery of <nycor> it's an identifier?
>>700553059
Rem-chan ~
>>700553076
What are you up to tonight?
>>700551629
This is the biggest Piece of bs i have ever read.
Where's news article?
You would of been detained tell you bleed out your eyes answering questions just because for one she was your ex.
>>700553210
Already claimed brother. Repick
>>700553313
Come and get it then
>>700553314
<nycor> yes tiss my alias
>>700553314
yeah i guess so
>>700552662
Can't complain either, life's been treating me fairly.
Done anything interesting this summer?
Hello~
>>700552754
>but that's gotta be nice if you like the city you live in
Love the city! I grew up here, and although I'm leaving for Uni, I've started to appreciate it more. It has so many different types of people, so many things to see and clubs to go to. The hours suck, but I suppose it's not about what you do, it's about who you work with.
>I have the build to lift weights
Papa Shiro knows best if he's encouraging you to push yourself. How tall are you, by the way? Do you plan on doing cardio with the weights?
>You're going to want to start at the beginning of the manga.
Alright, soon as I next have time I'll give it a read. Gotta admit, I really liked Minatsuka. Quality sadist.
>>700552739
Of course, Neo is everyone, hence her ability to disguise herself. She next makes mistakes. Getting blown off the ship was a happy accident.
>>700552662
>You make it all sound worth having happened.
Ooh... I'm not gonna pry at what you mean by this. It might be obvious, but tiredness slows my brain a lot. But everything gets better. The world moves on, and opportunities arise. I try to have a positive outlook on everything because I used to be worryingly negative. I realised that it didn't help, and now I try to find the best in everything. Unless it's really bad.
>>700553076
Best knight waifu
>Face looks like you were at the wrong end of a shotgun
Kek, what have you got?
>>700553163
Let the bed bugs bite if you're into that.
>>700553469
<nycor>
>>700553314
Just playing vidya you?
>MGS V to be specific
>>700553631
Mouth Feet and Hand disease
>Tfw it's only common in infants
I'm never lucky
>>700553709
Ah could this be a worthy challenger?
Got the 3rd Black ops 3 dlc so I have something else to play with my friends
Only dlc for any of the cods I've gotten since MW2
>>700553507
Not a dame thing.
What brings you by? What's the occasion? What have you been doing?
>>700553600
I'm glad you've improved yourself.
>>700553913
It could be!
>>700552975
Yeah
>I'm also glad I got K out before shit got real
>All she really knows is that I defended myself and that we're much safer now.
>>700553335
Nigger its the Idaho Castle Doctrine, look it up
>We live out in bumble fuck nobody's gonna news article about self defense.
I live in a town of less than 1000 people.
>>700553158
>affixing bayonets in an enclosed environment
It's like you want to disarm yourself on the ceiling or a wall and have no room to maneuver.
>>700553335
It was pretty clear-cut. She broke into his house, he had multiple corroborating witnesses AND a precious history with her being fucking insane.
>>700553864
That's just cute, I will let this slide for now
>>700554002
Let's dance!
>>700553600
Just draw a little bush over there. Cover up those happy little accidents.
You're going to uni? Nice, which one?
>>700553883
Sounds pretty bad, how'd you get it?
>>700554060
>not owning Torgue brand sploding sword gun
Pleb
