Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700553883(Saber)
I really need to get around to playing that game more. There's just something about single player games that I never finish them
>claimed
still here
Posting my comic of Penny
claim this lovely mommy
<nycor> still here
Claimed
>>700554099
EN GARDE!
>>700553600
6'3", or 190 cm. I mean, I try to run everyday, but I don't do it with weights though. Oh yea, Minatsuki was pretty cool, but my favorite, obviously not including Shiro, would be Hibana (loli with cool sword). Well Neo, I've gotta go do things but it was nice talking to you. I may be back before you leave though. Good day to you.
Penny Claim!
>Tfw ingame Penny who is happy about winter.
Akiko claimed
>>700552725
I see.
>>700553076
>Saber
Alright what did you catch and how bad is it?
>>700553314
>Alice
This'll probably take me another 20 or so hours to finish. I don't use a digital sktechpad myself. I make a hand drawn sketch and use that as template. Then I redraw it in photoshop and finish the thing digitally. You can correct all kinds of details and small mistakes like this.
Try it this way perhaps.
>one of my aunts passed away. Didn't really know her though
Condolences?
whats with the faces?
>>700554498
>>700554430
>>700554498
Fucking kek moar.
>>700553988
That's a shame. I haven't really been doing anything either though, other than living life regularly.
No special occasion, just thought I'd check by again after having neglected these threads for over a month.
>>700554578
Top tier comic! 10/10
>Penny~
>>700554430
>>700554498
>>700554578
Saved.
>>700554559
Just someone spamming the thread.
>>700554441
*Parry*
Is that it?
>>700554712
I'm just getting started!
>>700554712
Do you have any persona that isn't edgy or cancerous as shit Yuno?
>>700554449
>6'3", or 190 cm.
Mmm, you've got a great height for weights. I'm actually jealous. Wish I could grow two more inches to match you. Push yourself, though, and you'll see results. Try to cut out soda from your life, too, if you haven't already.
>Hibana
Ahhh, one of the Reaper people or whatever they're called. I liked guitar guy.
Take care, Shiro!
>>700553988
And you can too. If there is anything that you do what to improve on. There's plenty of time to make amends in your lifetime. Keep moving forwards, alright? Do it for the Queen of Dairy.
And for yourself.
>>700554207
I am heading to Southampton. I dunno if you're from England so I'll give ya a quick Geography lesson. It is, you guessed it, in the south of England on the coast. Roughly a 1 hour 20 minute train ride from both my home city, and London.
So I'd say I landed myself in a pretty good place.
>>700554578
>>700554363
Ah that sucks
I'm downloading the titanfall 2 demo too just playing MGSV to pass the time
>>700554207(doll)
My Brother caught it somehow and he passed it to me unknowingly >>700554509
Hand foot mouth disease
>See above
>>700554838
What are these, little tickle pokes?
Its my turn now!
>>700554434
>>700552778
Or perhaps you could think of it as... Muscular enough to overpower anybody, regardless of gender, but your girl knows that you'd never lay a finger on her, so she can get away with whatever she wants. Make sure you don't get cucked, though.
>>700554962
wait is that you know
>>700554692
Does this happen often?
>>700554463
What game IS your waifu from?
QOTT: Do you live with your parents? If yes, do you want to leave? Why, basic need for independence aside? Would you say you love your family?
>yes
>yes
>guns, not being guilted about being lazy, not being guilted about not being social, general freedom, the sound of silence, not fearing someone breaking into my room and breaking shit or catching me fapping, can finally bring grills home without being ashamed of who I'm bringing them home to
>my mother no, the abusive cunt; the others are fine
>>700555089
Oh shit
>>700555192
Sometimes, can't really do anything about it.
>>700555277
QOTT: nope
Penny is from Stardew Valley
>Currently invested 84 hours into that game.
>>700555376
Inb4 move to /a/
Doll claimed.
>>700554962
Ah Southampton uni, a good one. What're you studying?
Yeah I'm English, kinda assumed you were from saying you were up Scotland way.
>>700555107
You're gonna have to try harder than that!
>>700555089
spooky
>>700552339 →
vote on my poll while you wait for replys to your waifu
Claiming
>>700555464
/a/ is for ass.
Hey. It's my first time posting here, I've been lurking for a while now.
>>700555558
Nope, you're a BAKA
>>700555631
Welcome to Circle Jerk. Its like K-Mart but with more herpes.
>>700555192
God tier waifu let me tell you, too bad there isn't that much good art of her out there.
>>700555277
No, I don't live with them.
I left because I couldn't fucking stand living in that house anymore.
Fucking freedom is the greatest thing in the world, and the fact that I can eat pop-tarts at like, 4 and nobody gives a shit.
I love my family dearly, all of them.
>>700555376
the reverse image search on that pic though, ik who this is I just wanted to know
Hentaifu counts?
>>700555277
live at home want to leave but im poor I dont know if I love my family all that much my extended family could die for all i care but I guess i have some basic love for my parents I mean thats the rule right to love your family
>>700554627
Shame that your welcome isn't that warm.
Not sure where to take this conversation from here. I'm pretty bored and tired.
>>700554977
Hail satan
>>700555277
Yes, yes, home is terrible, eh idk...
>>700555804
Nah I'm alright.
>Penny~
>>700555277
>Yes
>Leaving in a few weeks.
>University.
>I love my family from the bottom of my heart, truly. They've only cared and looked out for me for all of my life and I've only started to appreciate it.
>>700555992
Now you're getting it!
>>700554977
Oops, not leaving just yet, but soon. The height is starting to be a bit of a bother on occasion, gotta squeeze into cars, sometimes doorways are too low. I'm really stopping growing though. Yea, I've really got to cut out soda. I drink around four gallons of water a day, so that's a thing.
>>700555914
>No oversexualised content
>>700556142
Neo, the fuck are you doing here?
>>700555376
ok
>>700555752
Thank you. I have been looking for more but i cant find much.
>Be masturbating to family photos of my mom when she was in middle school
>Mommy comes in and sees
>Asks me to stop
>Stand up, still masturbating (Slowly, dont want to cum yet, but dont wanna have to start over)
>Explain that incest was just invented by normies to make it harder for robots to get laid, and that only a fucking freak wouldn't be attracted to viable pussy when available
>She sighs and leaves
>finally able to finish up, want some spaghetti
>Go downstairs and see mommy in kitchen
>Cooking roast chicken
>Screech at her and ask why she didn't make spaghetti
>Her answer is the final straw
>"What? You didn't ask for spaghetti."
>Lunge at her and kick the shit out of her
>Shit on her whore face when she's down
>As she lays there, her pants ride up quite a lot
>See her ass clearly through her pants
>Mutter "Only a freak wouldn't be attracted to viable... viable pussy..."
>Don't want to lose virginity yet (saving for my highschool friend who I haven't spoken to in 17 years, still holding out hope we'll meet again and she'll have stayed pure for me too)
>Jerk off onto her ass instead, write a note on the white wall of the kitchen in my own shit
>"Spaghetti. One hour. Or next time, I'll do it worse, then kill myself and blame you in the suicide note."
>>700555172
Yes, Chelsea and Rin Kurenai are all Yuno's personas
>>700555751
I was a little anxious to post, but I'm really glad I did.
>>700556281
The fuck are you doing here?
>>700556355
You forgot Mai.
>>700556162
>gotta squeeze into cars
I have to squeeze into the backseat of a two door sports car every other day. It is literally hell on fucking Earth even at 6'1". I feel for you.
>Yea, I've really got to cut out soda.
It's the idea that you CAN still drink it, but maybe once a week. People say that you need to cut EVERY bad thing from your life, but that's unrealistic because you'll get cravings and binge. If you're going to eat something shit, eat it once every few days until you're OK with not eating it at all.
>drink around four gallons of water a day
FUCK OFF YOU DO NOT. Where do you live that you need four gallons of water a day? I can barely get through half a gallon at the gym.
>>700556281
Don't you have a child to look after or something, love?
>>700556460
Mai isn't an autistic roleplayer
Or maybe he is
>>700554022
Idaho castle doctrine or not they don't just walk on your property after you gauged your ex gf while your wearing a fucking tac vest surrounded by a bunch of other weirdos wearing tac shit and go CASE CLOSED.
Yes a woman breaking into a house and being shot to death would be in the news anywhere. even more so if it was in a small town. Plus you have zero proof and you have been talking about this shit for days. Your house would of been full of blood and guts. Not to mention. Who in that situation goes DUDE TELL WAIFU WHATS UP before it all goes down. Your sooooo full of shit and i think probably fucking mental.
>>700554060
Police investigations don't work like that. Cops show up and your buddys say this is what happened and they say case closed. First Responders show up, Then The officers talk to witness, then detectives show up then you are taken downtown and interviewed for hours thennnn they decide weather they just release you or release you on bond until the entire investigation is complete. They dont show up take the body talk to your friends and leave.
I searched the news in idaho it's not there anywhere.
>>700555172
You Know goes by, obviously You Know, Rin, Chelsea and Yandere-chan.
>>700556449
Gassing Jews and mentally preparing myself to play Dark Souls.
>>700556622
Not yet, How have you been, faggot?
>>700556355
so he doesnt really have a waifu then more of a collection of anime girls he likes
>>700556355
You're forgetting Yan Der Ree Chan
There was an actual Yanderechan claimer tho
>>700556757
Yes
>>700556716
Forgot about Yandere-chan but yeah, that too
>>700555093
Fucking goodnight Saber. That shit does not look enjoyable
>>700555277
I have my own place, but it's paid for by both parents in turn as long as I'm still doing uni. So technically yes I guess
>>700555631
Given that you're being serious, you picked an unfortunate time to start posting
>>700555493
You leave me no choice.. LITTLE GUN
>>700556291
Not many artists made pics for her, and a lot of those who do made abnormally oversexualized content.
You should start looking through her gallery on Gelbooru, it shouldn't take much since it's not that big.
>Homura
>>700555093
Well it's even rarer then since your brother caught it too. How're you holding up at the moment then?
>>700555631
Hi.
>>700555277
Yep, moving out shortly though, Uni.
Love my family to pieces. Best I could've hoped for.
>>700556733
>Dark souls
Which one?
>>700555992
That's fine, I recognise very few of the people here so I wouldn't really expect anyone to recognise me. I'm glad enough to see that some people I recognise are still around.
Do Tats, Anomaly, and the likes still appear every now and then, or have they disappeared?
>>700554509
My ability to use photoshop probably is as bad or worse than my artistic abilities
>>700555093
I really enjoy a lot of single player games, there's just something that stops me from ever finishing them. I didn't enjoy Titanfall enough to warrant trying Titanfall 2 I think
>>700555277
>Yes
>Yes
>Because being dependant on someone makes me feel even more worthless than I am, not to mention my sister lives here as well and is an absolute unbearable cunt
>Not my sister, no
>>700556691
u tried lol scrub
>>700556327
fucking dyin
claimereno
>>700557087
The First one.
>>700557131
Every now and then. Tats is around more than i think people realize.
All the likes come around at least once a month except the ones that are truly dead.
Clammed
>>700556622
Oh christ, when I try to ride in my uncle's Ford Mustang GT in the backseat, it's just so fucking nightmarish. Backseats in general are usually pretty bad. My eating habits are so fucking bad, I hate it. Most of what I eat is just frozen stuff. I mean, I guess it's not always four gallons, but it's usually at least three. It's not a necessity, it's just pretty nice. I like water.
>>700557451
The best one.
We'll miss you Hanako
>>700557131
Anomaly told me he would stick with the thread until the end even if he is not posting often, after all it's his place to share music.
Tats is mostly lurking now, shows his face once in a while.
>>700557859
No we won't, place is better off.
>>700557859
Who?
>>700557451
Probably the best out of the 3 overall, but I'm a bit biased.
>>700557965
Rude
>>700558013
Hanako-anon
>>700556967
Thank you
>>700558247
Literally who?
>>700556691
(You)
Anyone can guess what happened when the cops showed up
>Everyone had their hands up and their empty weapons laying on the ground on some tarps
>Penny was questioned but probably very briefly because it was an obvious self defense case.
>The bathroom would've been the only messy area
>The cops probably had the investigative forensics team clean that shit up
Idaho is different than whatever state you live in, maybe Penny asked for them not to run a story, maybe the locals knew him well enough that they knew he wouldn't do some shit unless he had too, and hell, its easy enough for people to rationalize and assume regular cop things took place.
Like Penny said before:
>I don't care if you believe me
>All that matters is that K is safe, and I'm safe.
Now anon I know you desperately wanted attention, so here you go.
>>700558331
not this fucking guy again
>>700558331
Some cancerous underage fag.
>>700558477
Oh, good riddance.
>>700558399
You cant request the news doesn't run a story kek.
I don't know whats sadder that you believe this shit or that hes saying it.
>image limit
>>700558804
u can because it would be a matter of privacy if I was self defense
>>700558804
You can, its not hard, there's probably only one local station that runs fucking news in that bitch.
By the way retard: he stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Its up to you if you believe it or not. Seriously kill yourself.
Yuuko claimed?
>>700555914
>No oversexualised content
I guess not!
>>700555277
Yes, yes, yes, they get on my nerves sometimes but I love them unconditionally.
>>700555507
Don't shill your threads here, pls
>>700555631
Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay.
>>700556449
The fuck are you doing here?
>>700559260
The fuck are you doing here? Image limit hit, go home.
