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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700197351
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Fuck naps. Sleep is for the weak
>Insult everyone who doesn't share your believes
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700199540
Nuh-uh! YOU'RE the cutie!
>>700199579
Yeah, then i'll have the weekend off
Back from the dead edition
![Kirino [315].png](https://i.imgur.com/jXNyJz4.png "Kirino [315].png")
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>700199374 #
Yea I must say I'm surprised, I remember trying to throw a few mods on wind waker and it died pretty quickly
>Might be because I'm bad
Wait I was actually joking, you think you can make one?
>>700199649 #
Hey thanks, even if you're spamming I feel like your here for a reason
And yea I've heard of him but for some reason never really my style
>>700199662 #
Sachi~?!
Is that really you?
>>700199670 #
Oh cool collies are cute as fuck
How old are they?
>>700199858
You shouldn't watch it. Even guilty pleasure have it's limits
>>700200064
a cute
Gote is claim
This is good
Yes
>>700199925
Depends. Were you the one who liked to write Stories?
>>700200091
>>700199994
Not sure. I'm bad at keeping track of age.
>>700200122
nah, I'll watch it
>>700200045
>>700200060
>>700200064
>>700200082
>>700200091
>>700200122
>>700200132
>>700200168
welcome back everyone
>>700199939
>insult everyone who doesn't share your believes
>believes
>>700200060
BULLY-SAN
where have you been?!
>>700200060
How was your time off, slutty maid?
>>700200082
I'm gonna claim this qt
>>700199709
What would a Felix eat anyways?
>>700199759
It's very close to me, but I'll you decide the specifics~
>>700199787
I'm in a bit of a mood, what can I say~
I dunno how to describe it, but the way that song sounds is somewhat familiar to me.
>>700199968
>>700200045
A weekend with a cutie~
>>700199925
This is amazing. I'm really impressed of their style, it reminds me of yeah jazz for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3deGj0Lyfw
>>700199994
Yeah I guess, I miss circlejerking with people.
And that's a shame but I guess Biggie and Nas are fine for you?
![AA [27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9eA6OeU.jpg "AA [27].jpg")
>>700200225
>>700200228
The cat?
>>700200091
>>700199994
Not a full moveset thing, just a model port,
However that would be difficult as well and i'm lazy so it'd probably be if i had nothing else to do that i would try.
What kind of stuff did you try to put in Wind Waker.
>>700200045
You're the cutest one here, and you can't convince me otherwise
>>700200248
Doing something like that so close to you seems rather lewd~
>>700200248
You're going to have a weekend with yourself~? I can't come along?
>>700200248
I dunno
Claiming
>>700200213
well shit a fucking typo
>>700200393
Oh he is a sharp one
>>700200060
Hello me
>>700200432
>Forget the close, just do it inside~
>>700200437
I'm gunna have a weekend with you, cutie~
>>700200438
Hmmm, I might have to rethink this then...
>>700200317
Yea man they're my jam
Perhaps I'm a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to hiphop but I'm kinda picky when it comes to music
>>700200426
Yea nevertheless it sounds really hard
And nothing much, saw a video of a chaos version of the game and it kinda crashed immediately
>>700200221
Doing bully things
Don't worry bb i won't leave you for 3 days ever again
>>700200225
I missed your bullying
>>700200586
Oh look it's me
>>700200625
Felix is tired though, since he was up all night like an idiot again
>>700200195
I don't think so
Although, if there's somebody else I could be mistaken for, it's good to know somebody else shares my love for goatbro
Gote = best and it's great to see people realising that
>>700200317
Unfortunately The Hounds is the only song of theirs that's really jazzish
Breaking Out is pretty reminiscent of Bruce Springsteen, Light Up the Night is pretty much the best Rocky theme never put in a Rocky movie etc. etc.
They're pretty varied with their style, which is one of the reasons I like them so much
>>700200723
Dude I was so scared
Promise me you'll never leave me again
>Tfw I'm about to leave
>>700200625
But you're the cutie! How can you say that you'll have a weekness with a cutie (allegedly me) if I'm not cute?!
>I'm off to work
>>700200854
Oh, I think I remember you know. You were the aone argueing with a Toriel anon, right?
Tracer is a qt 3.14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbToYMX6cCg
>>700200708
Sounds interesting
>>700200895
See ya later then!
>>700200768
Fine, go to sleep. I'll tease you some other time~
>>700201011
Because you are in fact a cute!
>Later cutie, see you soon~
>>700200723
I missed bullying you. Like i said, how was your days off?
>>700201144
Dammit
>>700200708
Ah yeah, I don't really listen to too much hip-hop anyway so you know, it's not like I know about everything.
Do you listen to other genres?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u03Ub9dbonU
>>700200854
Yeah, I don't really know much varied styled bands. Mostly every band I'm disovering is sticking up to the one or two genre (and both of them doesn't have much difference).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0V1mMYCNh8
Maybe you will like this one, it's pretty fast, catchy and dreamy.
>>700201167
I can't sleep though
I've been trying for the past half hour or so
TFW they will never be real.
Wo.
Alright guys I'm off
My friend needs about butt kicking in tekken
See all of you later
We. Survived. The whole. Self destructing. Nuclear sub.
>I did set it off
>Tarrasque is at the bottom of the ocean
>Through a combination of rope trick and a handy haversack
>we all survived
>GM is confused as to how we did
SALUTO.
NEX ALEA.
LA IS BURNING.
DENIQUE.
INTERIMO.
SO CAL HAS FALLEN.
>in my fucking dreams
![WO [144].png](https://i.imgur.com/W3oKKii.png "WO [144].png")
>>700201536
Wo?
Claimed
>>700201776
CS:Wo.
>>700201680
See ya.
I'm gonna go to sleep now, my eyes are feeling heavy
I'll probably be up in a few hours
>>700201684
>GM HAD 3 POSSIBLE PARTY WIPES THERE
>WE USED ENLARGE PERSON AND REDUCE PERSON TO SAVE 3 OF US
>IM THE ONLY PARTY MEMBER TO NOT EVEN GET CLOSE TO DEATH
>>700200895
I won't
>>700201194
It was alright.
i'm glad to be back now though
>>700202051
cya
>>700201013
Yep
That bastard never did figure out they were horribly wrong
I think the most memorable thing I did while you were here was call Alphys "Doctor McFuckup", or something along those lines
>>700201240
That's pretty good, yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWXbtTBZ2I
That one's kind of slow, pianoey
A bit of a soliloquy-type thing
Their original albums are concept albums, that follow a pretty cool story
Weirdly, the story's loosely based on Megaman
Yeah, that Megaman
The one with the blue and the jump 'n shoot
>>700202051
Later Felix.
>No more people to tease or make suggestive remarks to
Time to sit here bored for the next hour then.
>>700202051
Bye bye felix
>>700202110
Oh, yeah I remember now. Still think you're a little too obsessed with undertale
>>700200625
Well that was more than enough to put me over the edge, even with my bathroom being cold
>Thanks~
>>700201684
Magic!
And also,
Science!
>>700201698
I wish, tovarish. I wish.
>>700202083
Noice. If it was my party, we would have just moped the fuck out with a bag of holding and a portable hole, but you guys actually fixed the problem instead of running.
Ugh, I'm so tired, what's going on?
>>700202110
Yer I really dig that, it's really calm and strong at the same time.
I'm pretty surprised that the story is based on Megaman tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMbgYPqzVFU
Fucking faggots
>>700202580
Don't tell me you couldn't hear "Attero Dominatus" in your brain!
>tfw I looked up the Latin just to do a /k/over of the opening lines and make sure it all made sense
>>700202739
discount filenames :o
Night all.
>>700202580
By exploding the sub. Climbing in a rope trick. And using a handy haversack to cover the opening to the rope trick.
We also had 3 heroic sacrifices. Which was made bosslike by the last one where he chugged a potion of enlarge person, tossed 2 people to safety and got reduce person cast on him while he was diving for the airlock.
>we all fucking bossliked that sequence
>I rolled a natural 20 to lift the stranded paladin up into our corridor of safety
>>700202854
image.jpg
>>700202739
Sachi is back.
And is a bully.
>>700202580
No need to thank me.
>I'm just talking my fantasies anyways, it just happened to help you is all~
So, how do I get into the discord?
Is it by invite only?
>>700202994
ok
>>700203017
no bully
>>700202567
>i think you're a little too obssesed with undertale
There's a dog, who just shit on my patio and is now eating it.I can smell I through the window.
>>700202788
I don't even know what that is
>>700202962
>TFW my party will never be this radical
>>700203040
>That's pretty hot
>>700203207
Wow, I really tought you're mature.
I guess the only mature fags who don't like to get too close into this shit are the oldfags who don't claim often.
Well, Togame, I guess you're just an 19 years old boy
>>700200432
Ish a good kitty
>>700202085
Beep beep beep coroner's report beep
My b on earlier, my sleep schedule is off, but I should be good right now
Tristana claimed and main
>>700203272
Hush you. You'll be a bully and you'll like it.
>>700203435
Is it?
>I wonder what would happen if I went into detail~
Then again, that's probably a bit too lewd for the threads...
>>700203467
I'm just a bit curious about what's happening there.
>mature
Well if you thought of me like that, I guess I did something right
>>700203435
Ah. If you're into metal/rock, you'd fucking love Sabaton. Go look 'em up on YouTube. Their entire things is basically a modern version of the bards of old. They put the tales of great heroes to song. Difference is their heroes use guns.
>tfw there is a song about White Death
>>700202567
Yeah, probably
>>700202786
The echo effect on the one you posted is a weird choice
Still sounds pretty good, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQjCh6AjUe4
This song is pretty much the successor to The State Vs. Thomas Light
It happens at the end of Act II, after some major shit goes down
The audio quality slowly degrades at the end to sound more like Act I, because Act II was a prequel, which is a really cool little detail
It's little things like that that really make The Protomen a great band
I'd send some stuff from other bands I like, but the only two semi-obscure/obscure bands I can think of that you might not have heard of and make good stuff are Ninja Sex Party and Huge Umbrella, which are both comedy bands
And while NSP do make some really good songs (see their cover of The Last Unicorn's theme), I'm not even sure HU can really be called a band
The focus for them is on the comedy, not making good songs
And a decent amount of the comedy comes from how fucking weird the songs they make sound
>>700202787
Well, I mean, I do love dicks
So that's a pretty accurate statement
>>700203477
boop beep
reporting for duty
>>700203534
But i don't want to be a bully
>>700203017
I can kind of see that.
>Sachii stopped posting pictures after his third one so I've already lost a bit of hope.
>>700203811
Whats wrong with not posting pictures?
>>700203711
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
O.
>>700203804
Sorry mate, but it looks like you have to be a bully for now
>>700203864
A lot of things.
>Not being helpful to the mobile users without 4chan X by not adding your name at the end of your post if you decide to not use a picture.
>>700204209
Sachi doesn't use NS.
Too busy post anonymously to bully us.
>>700204209
i don't use a tripcode so im not being helpful to anyone :^)
>>700203702
Youre almost dying bro
Calamity-masu'd
How is everyone's morning/afternoon?
>>700204343
That came out messy...
Too busy bullying us by posting anonymously*
>>700204406
That's overstating my situation. I'll be fine. I may be undergoing chemo as well in the next few days, we'll see
rynogt4 claimed
>>700204500
Doing well. I'm about to start the day with some oatmeal, yourself? Aren't you squid girl?
>>700204620
Woah wait, jokingly or serious?
i would let touka take a bite out of me anyday
>>700204698
Le mysteriously mysterious nigga
>>700204620
You're bringing your real life problems in the thread again, eh?
>>700204803
That's not bad taste.
>See what I did there?
>>700204833
more like edgy faggot
>>700204787
Yes.
>>700204864
It's the only thing that has been defining my life for the past few weeks.
Sorry
>>700204500
Well, I just had a conversation about music with a spammer who's 4chan pass was about to run out, so that's something
How're you?
>>700204931
>thomas the tank engine
>live action model show
>3d
you're waifu a shit
>>700205049
Don't let it define yo life then. That shit doesn't own you.
>>700204787
Who's that? And I kinda just woke up. I dunno what I'm gonna eat.
>>700205049
You're sad.
>>700204620
Ah. So that's what they mean when they say b is full of cancer.
>>700205286
Rem-chan ~
>taking a shower now
>>700205286
Another poster; they use "calamity masud" too, but now I'm not so sure.
>>700204787
Right
>>700201240
>Plastic Girl in Closet
Nips are pretty decent at shoegaze, my favourite band from there is Luminous Orange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYDDiPADqU
>>700205691
Alice-chan~
>4chan is shower is best
>>700205734
I was the original, it kinda started because I wanted a fun way to say claimed. Now it's just natural.
>>700204620
Well, that's what you get for acting all mighty and high on the internet.
/animus/, /loli/, /waifu/, all your superior wanna be acting seems to backfire.
Karma's a bictch, maybe karma doesn't exist, but nor does your hair now.
>>700205877
Well, that's kind of rude
>>700205184
Well I try to have a positive outlook about it.
>>700205317
If you say so. I'm pretty happy with myself though
>>700205877
>not acting superior anonymously
What are you, fucking gay?
>>700204698
>>700204833
>>700204931
More like "I'm 40 and I like to roleplay with 20 years old boys pretending that we're having sex."
@700205157
>goatfag
>undertale fag
>furfag
>has a claim that showed up at the last 5 minutes of an otherwise dogshit game
>thinks its better than Thomas
literally kill yourself
>>700203207
>Is it by invite only
It is. Place is a piece of shit, anyways.
>>700205962
Whoops
>>700205877
I'm sure karma has better things to do than fuck me over
>>700206048
True.
Filled with hugboxing newfags cancer.
>>700206100
Enjoy being bald.
>>700206016
What are you, fucking straight?
>>700206048
Elitist dogshit that helped to ruin these threads. That, and summer.
>>700205157
I'm doing well, I guess.
>>700206264
>elitists
Dude, Discord is like the definiton of opposite. Nobody is elite in there, only cancer.
>>700206326
What are you, fucking bi?
>>700206326
le outdated old /mu/ meme.
>>700206031
Well, at least I don't three dogs to suck my dick through four straws and four cups
Fuck off with your weird and stupidly specific fetish
>pic related
>>700206321
That's good, doing well is always better than not doing well
>>700206424
What are you, fucking pansexual transgender wolfkin?
>typing that hurt a little
>>700206031
IM CALLING THE POLICE FOR HATE SPEECH
ITT: pic related
>>700206016
2mysterious for his own good
>>700205873
Gotcha Rems
>Tristana
These threads are so fucking cringeworthy. It's the same few virgins every thread pretending that they aren't complete fucking losers who sit in a dark room at mommys house all day, the only light source in the room being their computer screens that illuminate the display of anime dolls and action figures of Chinese cartoon characters that they believe they are dating. Some real pussy magnets.
>>700206585
I mean I am kinda in pain still, and I think my thumb got twisted.
>>700206771
Kek
>>700207019
I guess squid girl took the idea of it.
>>700207062
Ok.
@700206585
>being this much of a retard
Wheeew, it must really fucking suck being you.
>>700207062
>chinese
THEY'RE KOREAN FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE desu~
>>700207062
What about mobile users?
>>700207126
My guess: calamity for calamari. They should opt for that
>>700207062
Top tier post. Hugbox piece of shit thread where the faggots here actually think people care about them and their crippling autism. Literally a bunch of rejected attention seeking retards who are too fucking pathetic to kill themselves despite knowing that nobody likes them and wishes they were dead.
>>700207062
everyone on /b/ knows that these are the most pathetic piece of shit threads on the board, that's why these retards get raided and spammed because even /b/ finds this retard shit unacceptable
>y-y-you c-can't talk a-a-about my w-w-waifu like t-that!
need to be shot tbh
>>700206771
Hahahaha! FUCK YOU!
>>700207348
Quality post friend. They come to these hugbox safe zone threads because there's literally nowhere on earth where it's acceptable to be older than 6 years old and watch Asian cartoons, much less believe you are in a relationship with the underage looking characters. It's really bad when even /b/ thinks you are fucking faglords. Take this shit to the anime board, and if they won't even take you, you really need to look in the mirror and see the fucking reject you really are
>>700207403
>>700207550
you sound mad
thanks for the new pastas bb
ITT: pic related
>>700207614
>thanks for the new pasta bb
I'm not that one but you know that is real
>>700205691
>claimed Alice
>>700199939
Mine
"Mom...they're talking bad about my waifu again! *produces load of warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets in adult diaper* mom make them stop!"
*mom cringes at her abomination of a son*
>when kids use the same insults and samefag to upset /waifu/
>>700207062
Hah, Joke's on you!
My Chinese cartoon is an American video game!
>>700207167
>implying i have enough self-awareness to experience the true extent of suckness
>>700207348
>implying i think anyone gives a shit about my crippling autism
>>700207550
>nowhere on earth where it's acceptable to be older than 6 years old and watch asian cartoons
What about Asia?
>>700207984
>3d
you're waifu a shit
This is the best girl and you cant do anything about it
>>700208041
>D-d-damage control e-everyone!
It's just so easy and too much fun to shit all over your pathetic fucking hugbox.
>>700208032
You sound stupid. Go away
>>700208041
Damage control spotted. I feel so glad knowing my girlfriend isn't an image on a screen or filled with cotton
>>700207693
I don't care
>>700207965
aliceu :o
>>700208117
>implying i don't care about your crippling autism
>>700208187
That's it im gonna tell memebase about this and they'll ddos ur internet!!
xd
I have a passing interest in psychology actually, and i must say, the way that people divide themselves on this board is actually kind of interesting.
They don't even realize they're doing it, but they're creating outgroups of people, demonizing them, and then justifying administering arbitrary judgement and talking down to them, treating them like a lower class of human.
I only find it amusing because i know that over 90% of 4chan is the subject of this behavior and they detest it. Hell, just ask them their opinion on feminism, a group that is quite proficient at this behavior. They see it in others but fail to turn their attention at their own behavior.
Fuck off anime fags you dont belong on 4chan if you cant stay on your containment board
the worst fucking threads on this board
>>700208303
Konata
You're as cancer as ever.
>>700208356
I posted that.
>>700208297
>Implying we do this unironically
Also >implying its just from anime >>700208173
>>700199939
>>700208402
can you translate to English for me?
>>700208528
im not klonata
although klonata is a qt :o
>>700208630
are you wearing 11 layers of irony?
>>700208528
I know. I capped it. Don't we all feel proud?
>>700208496
Cancer spreads
You spread into are thread
thus you are the cancer
4chan started as a anime board thus anime fans are not the cancer as we where here 1st you are shitting up the site not us fuck off
>>700208728
>are you wearing 11 layers of irony?
No 12
>>700208728
tl;dr
I am amused by people unwittingly being hypocritical idiots?
>tfw you're running out of the pictures you really like and will have to settle for pictures you only like a lot once you run out of memes relevant to gote
>>700208303
Well, that's quite flattering, thank you
I care about your crippling autism also
>>700208402
I'm not sure I've ever seen /b/ described so well
Kudos
>>700208624
>ylyl banana
>3d
you're waifu a shit
>>700208809
>edge
Calm down there, buddy
They're just being faggots on the internet like we are, nothing to get angry about
>>700208886
I'm wearing 13 so take that
Fat Americans beating off to Chinese cartoons aimed at little kids?
Do fat Asian men jack off to spongebob?
>>700208886
well im wearing 21
>>700208945
thank bb bully
>>700208974
thanks <3
>>700209339
seriously weak bait
>>700208418
/a/ was the 1st board on this site and it was made as a anime board
/b/ is the random board
the 1st people here where anime fans
put the 2 together and oh hey anime can be on /b/ even if that triggers the little baby
>>700209405
I hope your waifu gets raped and her show gets canceled
>>700209339
Yes. Have you ever been anywhere on the internet?
>>700209471
k thanks m8
no wonder /b/ wants these threads gone, there is literally nowhere that will accept cartoon doll fucking faggots.
>Mfw manager comes to relieve me
>Asks where my helmet is
>Tell him about my lowside
>Tell him my bike is busted so I'm driving a Bronco
>He said he loves Broncos and wants me to show it to him
>He likes it despite it being a shell with an engine
>Asks me to ask my dad how much he'd sell it for
....did...did I just find a buyer for my dads old ass Bronco?
>>700209795
I hope your Waifu gets killed and her show gets canceled
>>700209658
Nice.
Also how did your bike get rekt?
>>700209339
Anime almost never airs uncensored on american TV even the adult networks
pic related is a manga (berserk) that was a manga (the golden age anime held back on a bit but not much) that has more rape in it then a country with a shitskin majority
>>700209525
Dump frog poster
>>700209658
>...did...did I just find a buyer for my dads old ass Bronco?
typical insecure betafag, a common sight in these degenerate threads.
>>700209795
Hello Kyouko.
Well, I'm gonna go do... something
Talk to you bastards another time
>>700209795
>>700210122
Getting a handjob from a old man in his car is not losing your virginity
>>700209874
Lowsided making a turn off a freeway ramp at about 35. Went down, and it made something loose. Got about 200 more miles, and it broke down on the 5 south in Anaheim. It can still start, but the engine shakes like mad and it sounds like something is banging inside. I assume a piston is fucked somehow. Dad and his friend are taking it apart now, found a few metal shavings in the transmission case. So they gave me this Bronco to use in the mean time, and I guess my manager wants to buy it.
>>700209995
That's some low quality bait anon.
Well. That chat with the GM took longer than expected.
And now the party known as Plan B will need to take care of a city willed with zombies that explode into acid when pierced with mundane weapons.
>this is why you burn radioactive corpses in a world filled with magic
>>700210282
Double cuties
>>700210590
I'm not a mechanic but yeah, that bike's fucked. At least you're ok. Good luck with fixing it, you may need it.
>>700210595
Filled with zombies. Curse my cold hands. Also never take a road bike on a route you know has unstable roads.
>they are resurfacing by taking the whole damn road apart and relayering it
>I had to ride 1km on a dirt track
>Rory-sama
This is my husbando
>>700211029
LOL SO FUNNY XD
get the fuck out of our threads if you're not gonna post serious shit. If this really is your husbando I'm sorry because one time someone insulted my waifu and I got triggered
>>700211029
10 out of fucking 10.
I can't wait to get home so I can fuck my blender
>>700211141
You're waifu a shit
Mon musu
Oh the shit posters are back. So nothin new going on today then.
How's everyone doing
>>700211645
>having this gif saved on your computer
Virginity confirmed
>>700211645
These shitposters are as boring as ever.
>Are you my new slutty maid?
>>700199939
!!!
Let's image cap all these fucking autism threads until they go back to /a/
>>700211777
Nice trips
>>700211768
No. Your new slutty maid is a boat.
>>700211645
Yeah, what can you do?
I'm blow my owns brains out, how are you?
>>700211833
Nice dubs. Nice "husbando"
>>700211777
Not all the waifus are from anime thus waifu threads dont belong on /a/ or any board other then b as with b your waifu can be from anything
>>700211853
I want a refund.
>>700211908
Hey, thanks man.
>>700211777
Also you already tried this and failed
>>700210876
Thanks Anon, it's a really nice bike. Hoping it'll be an easy fix.
>Pic related
>>700211937
>having this much autism
>>700211777
>image cap
Kek. Youll get bored. They always get bored.
>>700212045
>I cant come up with a actual argument so i'll just call you autistic
I dare you to send one more photo
