Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here.
>>700211954
You can't refund a free service.
>>700212175
Still Slutty Maid
>>700212159
Fit it all in you dirty boy
HERE
>>700212049
Stop linking new thread in old thread. Those of us who post here know its going up. Your just making it easier for the fag shit posters to piggy back in.
>>700212126
Hello beutiful
>>700211716
>Using virginity as a diss.
I'm 30 nigger. I was already getting pussy while your were sitting around watching sponge bob. In fact i prob fucked your mom.
>>700211768
Yes, how are you QT? you go to bed yet?
>>700211876
Ignore it and hide in my secret lair
>>700212265
Deeper you slut
>>700212293
Yes, it's very hard to go to the catalog and search for "waifu".
>>700212291
All the way in pussy
I'm here to calamity your masus
>>700212323
Im half hard. Get it all in.
>>700212377
We all know you're a waifu poster shit posting anyway so stfu.
>>700212293
>Hello beutiful
Hi.
>Stop linking new thread in old thread. Those of us who post here know its going up. Your just making it easier for the fag shit posters to piggy back in.
I did it before.
You know what happened?
People made new threads because they can't use catalog, which resulted in multiple threads up at the same time.
Some posters are more dumb than shitposters.
>>700212437
No images of him putting it all the way in, sorry
>>700212224
Oh? You're accepting it now?
>>700212293
Nah, no sleep for the wicked.
How about you?
Eto claimed
>claimed
>>700212501
The fuck am I meant to do with this half mongrel then?
>>700212045
>I cant come up with a actual argument so i'll just call you autistic
Sigh when does summer end
>>700212532
No I was talking about you
>>700212570
erp with me :3
>>700212575
Is this not good enough for you?
>>700212480
well sorry then kyouko, people should just know your driving at this point.
>>700212480
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>>700212293
>not filtering lazy trolls who use the same filenames
Short hair version
>>700212650
No. I want to see it all in. Your religion demands it.
>>700212637
Oh, i'm the slutty maid?
>erp with me :3
AND I'M THE SLUTTY MAID? AM I?
ITT: butt hurt permavirgins who don't realize how cringeworthy and autistic they are. Normal people don't watch, enjoy, or pretend to date anime characters you fucking rejects. If you don't at least realize how insanely cringeworthy you are, you definitely have aspergers/autism, I mean clinical not the 4chan diagnosis
>>700212655
It's just that people should try searching the catalog if a thread isn't linked, instead of jumping to make a new one instantly.
It's not that hard.
>>700212778
I thought you got horny over death, not coins.
>>700212855
i feel you apple girl.
>>700212869
Your waifu seems to have something on their face
@700212847
Not worth the (You). You do realise that the human head has a built in turn function to avoid threads like this?
I'm working a 12 hour shift and It's a slow Friday so I'm going to shitpost every Waifu autism thread into the dirt. This is no longer a hug box safe zone for weebs. It's my playground of destruction
>>700212847
>Morons dont get we are taking the piss
>>700212837
YES
YES YOU ARE
>>700213124
have fun with that
>>700212987
Im not a Jew. And Rory gets horny when shes not doing the killing. If shes doing the killing then it satisfies the horny.
I also said your religion. Jew confirmed.
>>700213124
Top left would fit me perfectly, then I could too whore myself to trap threads for (you)'s
>>700213124
Whew boy that edge
with that level of edge id expect you to like the generic grim dark anime
>>700213197
Oh.
>>700213216
I'm not the penny spammer.
:(
>>700213335
God tier.
>>700213265
QOTT: What cereal would your waifu eat?
>Probably Lucky Charms.
>>700213428
Anything western. She would be delighted to try anything.
Hey bbys
>>700213428
http://killbill.wikia.com/wiki/Kaboom_cereal
>>700213422
"Mommy mommy they're teasing me and my girlfriend again!"
"I didn't know you had a girlfriend anon, you're 22 it's about time, let me see a picture of her!"
*enthusiastically shows mom a picture of a Chinese cartoon little girl character*
"Alright anon you're going back to counseling"
>>700213428
Special K, Raisin Bran, maybe Cheerios.
>she gets frustrated with me because I eat a lot of Froot Loops, Nesquick, and Reeses' Puffs and I god damn well know it's bad for me and I god damn well know my family is prone to diabeetus
>she gets frustrated with it because I'm too old for children's cereal and she knows that I know better
>mfw
do you faggots even own a life?
Reply to post: 700213805
Counselling was boring and the shock therepy made me cum so they gave up.
>>700213944
I have one but no I dont own anyones life
unless you count my pet snakes
>>700212778
Here, happy now?
>>700213548
Even...oatmeal?
>>700213623
I laughed.
>>700213927
>Cheerios
Honey Nut or regular?
>I know man, I know. I just got through a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, which is where the question came from.
>>700213386
So you're admitting it?
Haruna claimed.
>>700214270
No. I don't think so.
You'll have to define slutty maid, because by normal definition, absolutely not.
>>700214055
I just busted a shot across the room that's gonna cost me my security deposit
Trying to damage control SO hard that you refuse to even link your response to your bullies post. Man babies and virginites every where
fucking faggot piece of shit threads
>>700214054
sneks*
>>700214531
Oh like the same thing you just did?
In reply to 700214531
Fuck my earlobe.
>he watches Chinese cartoons
>he pretends to date a cartoon character
>he sleeps next to a body pillow
>he didn't lose his virginity in high school
>>700214803
ITT: pathetic fucking manbabies who need to get shot
crabbo
Maybe this wasn't the best time to post...
>>700214236
Dear God, if my waifu were a real woman and actually my wife, all her gorgeous blonde hair would fall out due to worrying over my health. She'd snap and kill me.
>eat shitloads of sugary food
>sometimes drink 2L of pop in a day
>eat a lot of grease and fat
>barely sleep
>work a mentally stressful job
>fish drink like me, my liver will be pickled so hard it'll still be sitting in my coffin after my bones crumble
>a shitload of my food is also very processed
>barely exercise
>spend most of my time staring at screens
>probably have RSI from masturbating, typing and playing games, plus work is a lot of repetitive motions
>so powerfully caffeine-resistant due to exposure that I can drink 2 cans of Monster and go to sleep
>can shoot while on 2 cans of Monster
>basically I consume so much caffeine it has no effect anymore
>top it all off, I hit my head a lot
Mercy would literally take stress-induced seizures if she were married to me. Even more so because she knows I'm well-versed in medicine in my own right.
>>700214803
This site started as a anime board thus the original users are anime fans
so it should be expected that the anime fans would be on the fucking random board
and when it comes to the waifu shit we are taking the piss
>>700215157
guarantee it's the best time to fucking kill yourself
Can't we at least get more interesting shit posters?
You guys are just lame as fuck.
You have the mental maturity and acuity of small children.
I can respect shitposting as an art, but you kids are basically to trolling what finger paints is to art.
degenerate fucking manlets
>>700215276
Honestly that was probably yesterday.
>>700215203
I'm not taking this piss, I am literally married to a fucking picture, fuck me in the bumhole trump. Milo for VP.
>>700215084
>>700215100
>>700215102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs
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claimed
go to the fucking >>>/trash/ you autistic retards
>>700215276
Do people like you really think we are being serious? are you that fucking retarded
Anime is for young japenese kids, not American overweight/underweight virgins. I guarantee none of you are a healthy weight or are good looking in any way. Besides the "shit posters" which are actually normal people showing you how fucking weird and autistic you are
Top kek lets fuck these threads up its keeping me occupied during my 12 hour shift
>>700213124
Did God not furnish you with brains?
>>700215915
Nice try
A the most popular kind of anime is aimed at teens and B seinen is a think watch baccano
