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shitgen
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lucario is the best dog

>>699826152
not gonna lie I might've just made that up in the basement of my brain
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I am back
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>>699826362
It wouldn't be unheard of, especially for a degenerate of that magnitude
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>>699825993
what hungers
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>>699825847
Was it Demos or Squash that also fucked a dog?

>>699826210
No.
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>>699826532
takes one to know one naturally

>>699826566
IT
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>>699826596
welp
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>>699826596
Show me the qt ass
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>>699826652
y-your dick?
>>699826596
...neither?
im pretty sure it's you and dev at this point

or are you just a pedophile
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>>699826652
hey there was no blood involved, that's minimum degeneracy.
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>>699826727
George
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>>699826874
No, not at all
IT

>>699826889
Barely.
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>>699826803
Post your butt.
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>>699827009
what
is
it
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Who's The Dogfucker is the worst mystery I've ever read

>>699825993
Maybe this is a ruse too

Would that just make you more disappointed
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>>699827129
I daren't speak IT's name.
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>>699827210
yes, since it'd still be a real shit ruse
I mean I'm a rusemaster I know quality ruses when I see them
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probably his stomach he is a thin garbage disposal.
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>>699827227
you've done many things that are wrong
you must do this one too
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>>699827333
w-what
I do not eat that much

>>699827396
Fine

it is

ALOLAN
EXEGGUTOR
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>>699827069
what? why? o-o Pretty sure you don't want that.
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>>699826184
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You know my trips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
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can you autists quit the avatarfagging shit and post gfur
just use namesync for your dumb circlejerking
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>>699826874
No, Demos is the pedophile.
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>>699827509
AH YES
THE ONE THE ONLY
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>>699827629
>>>>>>
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Squash was fucked by a dog

>>699827629
>>>/ueighteenchan/
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>>699827629
we are using namesync though
>>699827662
but i think you were too
also these threads were made by avatarfags so if you have a problem go make your own thread
it's pretty easy
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demos isn't a pedo unless I guess matsus count

>>699827625
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

>>699827670
kaen
when sun and moon come out
you need to buy it
so we can battle
alolan exeggutor x6 vs alolan exeggutor x6
we'll record it, put it on youtube and become meme queens
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Get hungry
>thats on a sub roll
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>>699827662
so what's up with you? besides wanting to see my butt?
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>>699827859
dude yes

of course i'll win cause i'm a god at really stupid games
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>>699828119
naw dude I'm a pokemon master

except as katia can attest to I quit pokemon forever like 3 times last week
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I could use six a-exxegutors and sf could use 6 magikarps and he'd find a way to win probably.
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>>699828234
you're actually worse at pokemon than you are at dark souls, which is both a compliment and an insult
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>>699828234
thats cause ur a shit
>>699828224
you need
DEDICATION
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those games were pretty dumb, only like 1 was a legit beating, others just rng and annoyance
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>>699828337
I am playing keyboard souls
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I want to cum so deep in this cars exhaust they'll need a plumbing snake to get it out
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it MAKES A DIFFERENCE
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>>699828365
I have dedication

at other video games

>>699828426
And you were BETTER AT IT THAN POKEMON

>>699828375
to be fair we got to like 1200 on the ladder on the back of just opponents forfeiting turn 2
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>>699828076
looks like a pretty good cheesesteak, where's it from?
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WHY WOULD YOU EVER PLAY DARK SOULS WITH A FUCKING KEYBOARD

ARE YOU
FUCKING
MAD?
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I quit pokemon, but it keeps dragging me back in

>>699827311
I know I can't out-ruse a rusemaster with a GOOD ruse
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>>699827586
Butts are demanded. Post it.

>>699827804
No, its only Demons. And I think Snuffles.
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>>699828111
You know, I had to stare for at least 5 minutes before figuring out that the dick is not the maid's.

>>699828224
How is GO treating you?
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>>699828530
Munchies 420 cafe
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>>699828508
yeah after red/blue and barely gold I don't know shit for mons or types
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>>699828536
we played it at a bar and katia wanted to continue at home and didn't have a controller

so he made terrible decisions

>>699828557
You can only outruse a rusemaster with the best of all ruses

>>699828610
I've never installed it

>>699828674
dude you missed type matchups that have been the same thing since gen 1
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>>699828536
no controllers.
I got to the first (real) boss on ds1 with mouse no lock-on mod so it's jumping from one enemy to the other with the tiniest movement
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Im horny for that s70 6.1L v12
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>>699828589
OH WAIT
SNUFFLES

NOT YOU
OH GOD IM SORRY SNARF
>>699828508
you need to git gud at pokemon too
>>699828765
dark souls was at a fucking bar?
what?
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>>699828111
Grinding invasions. Going to switch over to my Warlock, they are good exp for leveling.
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>>699828909
They nerfed them ;__;
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>>699828867
I was gud at pokemon in gen 4. Now I suck at it and scald has a 30% chance to burn.

>dark souls was at a fucking bar?
there were many video games, that is the point of the bar
I made katia play dark souls, then made him play melee
it was funny
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>>699828765
y-yeah but
>>699828867
it was a video game location that also served alcohol and 21+ only
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melee was much worse, he didn't even let me test the buttons for what they did before kicking my ass.
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>>699828508
not gonna lie, I didn't know they had cheesesteaks in FL bro. I thought they were still only a philly thing, but I guess FL makes sense... it's kinda like Philly-Lite.

>>699828610
Idk man, I'm on the heavier side...
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That a e s t h e t i c aerodynamic a b s o l u t e l y le mans decimating body though
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>>699829040
>>699829043
oh you went to some video game bar

thats neat

you poor baby, having to endure playing on kbm
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>>699829043
>ok katia this is a flying/psychic type switch out gurdurr he's weak to both and can't hit it
>HURRRR LET ME CLICK THE FIGHTING TYPE MOVE ON IT
>wait why'd I die

>>699829147
You didn't ASK.

>>699829164
...what?

>>699829208
He did it to himself
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Listening to Steve Irwin say "Lucky my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" is adorable

I miss him
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>>699829331
I miss mj man
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I play everything on keyboard and I don't even know why
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>>699829307
Fuck, I meant to reply to >>699828589
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>>699829331
you guys should have a national holiday in memoriam of steve irwin
>>699829307
he does a lot of things to himself
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>>699828589
>>699829164
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>>699829439
it is the wrong input device for some games, analog input is not possible on a keyboard

input devices exclusivity is for scrubs

>>699829503
I'm just saying I'm MILDLY OFFENDED that you think florida is philly lite
or in any way related to the greatest city there ever was or will be

>>699829512
he does a lot of things to people, some of which still sting ever so slightly
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>>699828999
By how much? Might still be better than questing.
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>>699828765
But what about being a POKEMON MASTER?!

Eh, its probably for the best. Niantic sucks ass at making a game.

>>699829164
>Only a Philly thing
I live in South Jersey, and one can argue that there are more places here that sell Cheesesteaks than Philly.

That said Philly is king when it comes to the original Cheesesteak.
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wait, delpon, you totally live in philly don't you

>>699829800
pokemon go is watered down af I actually refuse to play it because I'm too much of a nerd
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>>699829702
philly really isnt shit

oh one day i'll be able to feel the same

feels fucking bad man
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>>699829403
TISM predicted he would die to drugs years back, so it wasn't so much a surprise to me as it was just the prophecy ending

>>699829512
That would be great
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>>699829971
correct
it's not shit, it's the best

>>699829995
do australians always follow the prognostications of bizarre rock groups
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>>699829307
>>ok katia this is a flying/psychic type switch out gurdurr he's weak to both and can't hit it
>>HURRRR LET ME CLICK THE FIGHTING TYPE MOVE ON IT
>>wait why'd I die
yeah that shit was pretty funny
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>>699830095
TISM is a special case
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>>699829995
he was such a swell dude
>>699830095
hardly
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>>699830135
on like 7 different occasions I wanted to stop handholding you and every time I did it just ended in catastrophe

at least you never fucked up darmanitan the god since he cannot lose

>>699830172
I want to point out that they're from australia which makes the prefix au valid.
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>>699829702
they have a lot of shit that's basically only in PA/Philly area. Like they got Wawa and Yeungling there.

>>699829891
Yes, I do. Tony Lukes (the real one over by the Linc) is the best for if your really hungry in the middle of the night.

>>699829800
South Jersey doesn't count, cause there are more people from philly there in the summer then people from NJ.
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Psst September 18th is maclaren day
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I've only been to Philly once, and I FORGOT to get a cheesesteak

Someone told me there were better choices but I think I missed out

>>699829702
Analog input is just a crutch! A truly skilled gamer can do equally precise inputs with well-timed arrow key presses

(I am not a truly skilled gamer)
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>>699830296
accidental rock throw
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no wait it was the spikes one, accidental spikes
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>>699829971
Philly isn't shit. The people in Philly are shit.
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>>699830347
florida has wawa? Maybe I've prejudged it too harshly. Anywhere that has wawa can't be that awful

I ate so much tony lukes last year I think I'm burned out on it

>>699830363
actually, you literally cannot do the same thing with arrow key inputs

try sneaking up on bonsly in pokemon XD with a keyboard input alone

>>699830573
literally suffocate on your own flatulence

>>699830512
>>699830477
yeah that was really
really bad
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wa-what
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>>699830808
the best convenience store of all time by leaps and bounds
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>>699830296
They would probably have a chuckle at that

I recall one time they were going on about how inspiring it is to see so many insulin dependant bands out there. They knew they were insulin dependant because they saw them injecting it backstage.
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>>699830957
Your country is constitutionally incapable of not bantzing at all times, isn't it
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>>699829891
Understandable. I was hyped about the concept originally until I was given beta tester access early on. That said I still had hope in that they would listen to the testers and improve the game to be more like Pokemon before release.

That never happened though, Niantic really does not listen to anyone including its own testers and playerbase. I am still livid over it.


>>699830347
You live in Philly too? Holy shit now I have two people that are in 30 minutes from me.
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im watching all these marines videos
and they're just talking about how they are all the best

when literally every single other branch talks shit about them about how retarded they are rofl
like as far as i know it's like
air force>army>navy>marines>shit>coast guard
>>699830573
as evident by julian living there
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snarffles

snuff
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Some people hate the Muslims
Some people hate the gips
Some people have no problems
Picking on the nips
How would you like to know about
The cocks your mother sucked?
It's one great long brutal shout:
"You and all your race, get fucked!"

>>699831073
Well like I said, they are sort of a special case
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>>699830644
yeah no, I was surprised af when i went to FL to see a WaWa

>>699830573
so, since i'm from philly, you dont wanna see my butt, right?
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>>699830644
If I remember correctly Florida is one of the only few places outside the mid-east coast that has Wawa locations.

I do not know why that is, but it is true.
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three philadelphians in the thread
we taking over boys

>>699831226
and it super doesn't matter
the playerbase is made up of people at this point who don't play pokemon otherwise anyway

>>699831227
aaaand nasty girls?

>>699831365
I think they really exemplify the AUSTRALIAN SPIRIT

>>699831386
finna pay eisen and demos a visit
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How many of you fuckers are in Philly

I swear the city must be teeming with furries and closet furries

>>699830644
I haven't played XD

Controllers are definitely better for some things. But on PC, keyboard just feels more natural to me no matter what game

>>699831226
>"We're working on the three step bug!"
>removes steps
>kills third-party services
>reduces appearance radius

Were people having too much fun, Niantic?
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>>699831227
marines are best because they are best
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>>699831576
yoo, there's this place up by me; it's in the burbs, it's called Mama's Pizzeria, and it has the most monster fucking cheesesteaks. it's like 5 pounds of meat with 3 different kinds of cheese
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he is technically not in philly
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>>699831601
can't shield drop in melee with it either
hell, you can't do a lot of shit in melee with a keyboard

and melee is the only game that matters

>>699831561
I've been wrong about florida this entire time
it is the best place

>>699831778
this is why you're fat dude

>>699831792
my heart is always there
and I will be in, like, 8 hours
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>>699831576
I must invite my vegan neighbours
Round for a barbecue
I’ll go on a liver cleansing diet
Cos I got lots of drinking to do
I need a mentor
To help me with my self-motivating
The weather’s too good to possibly
Contemplate doing a thing

Yeah I can agree with that
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Hello
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>>699831896
I mean, you're not wrong, but It probably has to do with me being poor af so I have to eat food that's shitty for me :/
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>>699832174
>but It probably has to do with me being poor af so I have to eat food that's shitty for me
maybe just eat smaller portions
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>>699832139
Centuries from now, anthropologists will discover TISM mp3 files and imagine theirs were sacred songs, played in ritual by the australian people on holy days

>>699832174
the idea that it is impossible to eat healthily when one is poor is not borne out by reality

being poor does not force you to consume more than replacement daily
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>>699831227
Always Sunny is an accurate depiction of people from Philly.

>>699831386
Post it.
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>>699832579
Nah they'll probably hear Waltzing Matilda and not realize it's some song about a hobothief killing himself.
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>>699832485
>>699832579
idk, I can never find any good stuff for cheap. I should really learn how to fucking cook for myself >->

>>699832667
god damnit, do you have like, anything I can post it to besides here?
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>>699832667
>Always Sunny is an accurate depiction of people from Philly.
correct, we are all extraordinarily clever and have surprising musical talents

>>699832907
to be fair, nobody outside of australia knows what that song is actually about

>>699832960
1. yes you should
2. eat LESS OF THE SHIT FOOD and you'll lose weight
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>>699831778
American food will be the death of me. I welcome this death

>>699831896
I'm terrible at it even with a controller, but I can't disagree

>>699832173
meow meow
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>>699832960
>idk, I can never find any good stuff for cheap
you've never heard of a grocery store?
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Now every April I sit on my porch
And I watch the parade pass before me
I see my old comrades, how proudly they march
Renewing their dreams of past glories
I see the old men all tired, stiff and worn
Those weary old heroes of a forgotten war
And the young people ask "What are they marching for?"
And I ask myself the same question

But year after year, their numbers get fewer
Someday, no one will march there at all

And their ghosts may be heard as they march by the billabong
So who'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?
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>>699833041
>he accepts the one true church of melee
Ego te absolvo.
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dubliners is the only matilda I need
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>>699831576
I suppose that is the case, or at the very least are not related to the newer games (nostalgia gen1 folk).

Still, to have an AR Pokemon game be done so piss poor, it kills the dream of ever seeing a proper one being made.

>>699831601
Niantic does not like being out done in fixing their shit. So they killed off anything of actual use and promised a fix that still has not happened yet.

They take shooting at their own feet to a whole new level.
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>>699833041
heyo
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>>699833023
yeah, I really need to go on a diet.

>>699833116
I need to learn how to cook first.
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>>699833316
I wouldn't say ever. When pokemon go+ drops it is liable to make a fuckton of money.
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>>699833419
cookin aint no thang. Just takes practice man. Start with easy stuff.
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>>699833146
man that's just fucking rough

>>699833023
Well, I basically just explained it

A man steals a sheep. He gets caught by the police. Rather than accept it, he dives into a lake and drowns himself, saying "You'll never catch me alive"

>>699833419
most things can be cooked by applying heat. It doesn't need to be good.

Start making your own food, THEN learn to cook. That way you can't procrastinate it.
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>>699833598
the best lyrics
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>>699833419
cooking is easy
1. buy some vegetables
2. buy some lean meat
3. throw them in a pan
4. stare at the pain for a few seconds, confused
5. set all ingredients on fire
6. try not to burn your kitchen down
7. turn off the stove
8. stare at the obliterated remains of your ingredients
9. eat it in shame

>>699833598
No I know, but nobody else knows what it means outside of australia itself. Unless of course they talk to patriotic shitposters like yourself.
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>>699833419
Cooking isn't that hard, just start with low-level recipes and work your way up from there~

>>699832960
Just post your butt here. You'll be far from the first

>>699833316
I heard their community manager went on maternity leave right before the game launched. Which is funny and sad
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>>699833588
How's the arm?
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>>699833023
>>699833419
Also not drinking soda helps as well.
>Still have not done this yet.

>>699833428
But would that really change Niantic's ways in making a proper AR Pokemon game?
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>>699833785
>I heard their community manager went on maternity leave right before the game launched.
>>>women in the workforce

>>699833885
oh not niantics. GF might give the contract to someone else
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>>699833839
It's getting a lot better actually. Hardly wore my brace today!
How are you?
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>>699834065
Bored
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>>699833785
but I don't want the philly bro's to make fun of my ass ;_;

>>699833885
I did this, I pretty much only drink water / milk and lost like 25 lbs.
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>>699833768
Well if you actually listen to the lyrics it's super obvious, even if you don't understand the terms.

>>699833706
They're all gone now. 14 years, no more marching.
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>>699834233
don't fucking post your butt

even if it looks good don't post it ffs

>>699834252
you mistakenly imagine anyone has actually listened to the lyrics
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>>699834111
Same. Bored and Tired
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>>699834345
well, then it's entirely their fault they don't know the lyrics
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>>699834456
like I said nef only australia herself is devoted enough to waltzing matilda to know what it means
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Julian
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>>699833768
Whoa, whoa, that's like a level 3 recipe
Grind <Pasta with Tomato Sauce> until you get to level 3

>>699833945
It's not like maternity happens out of nowhere. They had plenty of time to find someone to take over

>>699833885
I hardly ever drink soda anymore
But then I drink coffee-based things that I'm sure are at least as bad
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>>699833785
Not community manager for GO, but the PR manager for the game.

Believe it or not but the role for community manager on GO was vacant at the time. Niantic claims that it is why they did not communicate with the playerbase for a few days after the pokevision fiasco, but honestly it does not take much to make a simple statement to let players know that they are getting the tracker back "soon".

Those 3 days made Niantic look greatly irredeemable in the eyes of the playerbase. Damage that could not be undone.

>>699833945
That would be the smart move.
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>>699834345
it's not a good butt anyways :/
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>>699834580
I've never cooked pasta in my life because I grew up eating so much fucking pasta it is actually kind of grating to me

>>699834578
Me

>>699834597
not that nintendo has ever been guilty of making the smart move

>>699834667
doesn't matter, leave the poor thread alone
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Wonder what I should do now.
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>>699834527
Even we're not super devoted to it
Except when Shannon Noll sings it, because he's literally the stereotype of Australian Farm Boy
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>>699834863
>Shannon
>He
excuse me?
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>>699834730
I got one
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>>699834730
I don't think any thread deserves that.

if he wants to give me like, a skype name or something, I'd show him, but I'm not gonna post it here.
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>>699834643
heh heh
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>>699834403
Go to sleep
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>>699834233
I really need to pull away from the soda. The problem is that I cannot find a suitable alternative that I can drink often. They are either expensive or just hard to get a hold of.

Also I am sure your ass is fine, but you do not need to post it here.

>>699834580
I really want to get into Tea more often. I really do enjoy tea but the shit I like can be expensive (teavana and shit).
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>>699834947
hell yeah fam

wait who are you
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>>699835044
I actually think I'm going to.
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>>699835085
Me
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I hate crying
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>>699834597
Yeah, it's not hard to communicate at least SOMETHING. I get that they were overwhelmed, especially since people were playing it before it was released in their country, but leaving everyone in the dark cost them a lot of good will.

>>699834730
I did too, given my vaguely-italian upbringing. But it's low-effort and I like low-effort sometimes
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>>699835192
ahhhh sweet, good shit kissu

>>699835203
what's wrong skels
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>>699834917
It's like dudes named Ashley
It happens

>>699835203
me too
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>>699835203
Dun cry, scales-san~
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>>699835072
have you tried just carbonated water?
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>>699835203
Me too. I eat too much salt, so when I cry, my eyes hurt like I opened them in the ocean and covered them in salt water.
So it makes me cry more and hurt more.
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>>699835271
My hillshill parents fucking hate it
they were so mad when we were all out to breakfast together and I put it on while they weren't looking.
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>>699835260
true but tbh I almost never actually cook for myself since even that's far too much work
my diet when I'm alone is as follows
>crackers
>hummus
>cheese
>edamame

>>699835309
I've never heard of that with shannon. I'm assuming this is more australian lunacy.

>>699835359
did you give them the smuggest face of all time
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>>699835158
Go do that
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>>699835271
i watched a sad thing
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>>699835453
ok. but not because you said so. g'night
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>>699835477
what, an animation where a knight kills a draogn?
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>>699834597
True.

Also, now I kinda want to make pasta for you. Homemade fresh pasta though, none of that boxed/jarred shit. A real pasta.

>>699835203
What's wrong hon?
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Holy shit, did they nerf the invasion exp. Shame, would've been a good way to get alts ready for Legion.

Also, Chicken and Frank should play with each others buttholes.
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>>699835432
Yes
and refused to take it off during the duration of the meal.
Now it sits on my wall to always remind me of who to vote for.
Sunday I had the pleasure of listening to 15 minutes of how Trump is a pathological liar. ]
I love politics.
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>>699835432
Well, I haven't really heard of any other dudes named Shannon, I'm just assuming
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>>699835572
I've had homemade pasta with something resembling frequency. I need grain diversity in my life.

>>699835646
Did you turn on CNN for some idiotic reason?
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>>699835477
what was the sad thing?

>>699835432
Wait a sec, I think I remember you... didn't you used to post a bunch of pictures of a smug looking cat?
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>>699835569
close
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>>699835686
looked it up
it comes from irish, it's TECHNICALLY unisex but also the name of a goddess

>>699835718
among other things

>>699835769
I've got no other guesses
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>>699835697
I do not remember what initiated the conversation, just that it was unpleasant. I do not care for, in her words, "the most qualified president we've ever seen."
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i cant handle this many replies i need to go to bed zzzzz
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>>699835875
Well since a lot of aus people have irish backgrounds, makes sense then

>>699835946
nite
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>>699835260
It damaged their reputation in a big way. They still have learned nothing from this though, and that is terrifying.

>>699835342
It's not so much about carbonation than it is about flavor. I can drink plenty of things if it has a decent flavor. The key is finding something flavorful that is not high in sugar and shit.
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>>699835914
if they bring up hillary's impressive qualifications and they voted for obama, point out the hypocrisy

the "qualified" thing is just an excuse for voting for the democrat

>>699835989
I refuse to believe a boy named shannon in America wouldn't be made fun of
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>>699835914
>most qualified president
I've heard this before and what the actual fuck is it supposed to mean

>>699835432
>crackers and hummus
literally my dinner on sunday night

>>699835697
Homemade pasta is good. I was lucky if I got the three-colour kind

>>699836031
Ingress players apparently aren't surprised. So they've had years to learn about community interaction and still haven't.
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>>699836158
>I've heard this before and what the actual fuck is it supposed to mean
multiple term senator, secretary of state, and first lady
that is about as close to being president as you can get without actually being president, so it's a good defense of her

man I need some fucking hummus I need to get home faster FUCK
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>>699835697
Damn, how about homemade Chicken Parm?

>>699835946
Nightni

>>699836158
This is true. I was one since the beta in 2012. Back when it was promising and the company was still part of Google.
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>>699836115
If the beloved Mr Cash taught us anything, it's that you solve that problem through violence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gbtm-93oqE
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>>699836115
I just wish trump was not literally handing rope to the media to hang himself with.
I pray for multidimensional chess.
>>
honestly i would totally work on base, working with people at reception / basic

the drill sergeants are some cool as fuck people
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>>699836315
I actually hate chicken parmesan, we used to eat it literally every other day because my brother was a whiny cuntbucket who ate absolutely nothing else

>>699836342
I endorse this as well

>>699836343
keep in mind they did the same shit to mitt romney who is basically the most milquetoast, inoffensive candidate of all time. Trump could be nothing but reasonable for the next 3 months and that's still not what MSM would report, so I don't think it's necessarily worth the effort.
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>>699836343
>I just wish trump was not literally handing rope to the media to hang himself with
Well, Hillary is doing the same

They just prefer her to him
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running for president as a republican with the modern media is literally hard mode
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>>699836534
le binders of women.
He does not need to be reasonable, reasonable trump is average trump. He just needs to stop attacking his own party and anything else that so much as pokes at him and start doing what he's been doing all along. Memeing his way to office.
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>>699836621
She has friendly media and she has at least currently the advantage of everything coming out being things we already know sort of. Trumps gaffs are something different each time, the people already know she was shit with her emails so they are ignoring them at this point. A stale story is not as eyecatching as a new controversy every week.
>>699836704
>>699836704
>>699836704
>>699836704
this
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>>699836767
trump only wins this election by turnout is the thing
over half the country is going to dislike him no matter what, but US voter turnout is hilariously low in all contexts
trump voters are passionate (see: rallies, record setting primaries) and hillary voters are...not so much
if trump can stoke the furor of his own loyalists he wins, if enthusiasm wanes he loses
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>>699836295
I'm sure there have been candidates with equally impressive resumes. But that does work as a selling point

It's better than "it's time for a woman to be president", at least

>>699836315
I never played Ingress even though it always intrigued me. But I was sold on Pokemon Go from the beginning

For once I let myself get too hyped
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>>699836534
Double damn. I guess you would be the hard to please/impress type, eh?

>>699836621
Hillary basically got away with murder and treason. She could strangle a kitten on live TV and still have support/favor.

It's a terrifying reality we live in.
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>>699836999
Oh of course there have been, but the precise truth doesn't matter and has never mattered

>>699837006
I'm very easy to please. Unfortunately, I think you and I grew up with the EXACT SAME FOODS.
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>>699836895
>she has at least currently the advantage of everything coming out being things we already know sort of
some of that shit was straight up illegal
there's a difference in assuming it and having proof.
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>>699835875
I thought your name looked familiar, but I think I got you mixed up with the guy who used to post a shit ton of Lucario.
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>>699837169
the only agency with the power to pursue hrc's legitimate crimes is the doj

the head of the doj (ag) is appointed by the president

the president is a democrat, and hrc is the democratic party's prodigal daughter

>>699837372
yeah I can see that but I've had this folder for years
I don't think I encountered you regularly
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>>699837169
Yes but everyone knows hillary is corrupt, and if they don't believe it new things won't convince them. It's all just a scheme by the alt-right to smear her campaign or something.
More emails do not change people's mind.
>>699836982
Yes, but he is risking ostracizing the easy votes by still going after cruz for no reason. Really not too much matters until the debates though, he can be down 10 points now but it could flip very easily then. Also if Assage will drop those fucking emails already.
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>>699836999
The sad thing is that Ingress has more going for it than Go does right now, but you really should not invest in it either.

With Ingress, Niantic basically favor's the west coast and Japan with special shit. Everywhere else you are basically not on their list of importance.

>>699837101
I would not doubt that, but I did for a little while take culinary courses where we made everything from scratch. I had a talent for it but my passion was towards technology more than food.

Plus I do not like the smell/look/taste of fish.
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>>699837535
the petty shit honestly won't matter, at best it makes the #nevertrump fuccbois have another reason to dislike him and cuck for hillary

october surprise

>>699837547
>doesn't like fish
Oh dear.
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>>699837515
yeah, I only come by every once in awhile, and I usually just lurk.
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>>699837712
absenteeism is no virtue here, philadelphia will dominate the world (or at least the thread) by our wills

anyway I've gotta get on another fucking plane, buh bye boyos
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>>699836982
Nobody except the most boring feminists is excited about Hillary. She's an untouchable establishment candidate with a massive media machine behind her

I would have been hyped for Bernie vs Trump tho

>>699837547
Yeah, the spawns around here are less than intelligently crafted. The west coast gets all the exciting things.
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>>699837650
To be fair there are extremely rare instances. Plus I have grown more curious over the years of other foods. I was just typically surrounded by bad fish foods growing up and people who thought that shit like Long John Silvers was "good food".

My fiancee had a well prepared Tilapia dish and I could not even smell the bad fish smell. It actually smelled and looked good.

That said my dislike of fish is something that will take awhile for me to get over.
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>>699837650
That is true, and a lot of those voters will vote republican anyway when the times come because they are pussies.
What he has said the past month or so is irrelevant in the long run, debates will show if he can get under hillary's skin.
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>>699838087
By jules
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>>699836861
>>699836861
>>699836861
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>>699838287
>sfur
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>>699838087
Have a safe trip Phillybro.

>>699838113
West mostly because Niantic's HQ is in SanFran. Japan because the CEO has a massive boner for the country and it's support for the game.

Most newer in game items are Japanese company tie in exclusive. It's bullshit.
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I should sleep and be less grumpy tomorrow

>>699838504
Gotta make that money somehow. Even the whales can only give you so much cash flow
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>>699838436
pro tip: you can post images in any thread at any time: it's not reddit
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>>699839355
do not rock the boat
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>>699839601
spotted the conformist manlet
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>>699840011
>>699840011
>>699840011
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>>699840414
but i am not short
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