Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699339581
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed
Penny!~
>>699344742
>>699344703
>>699344660
Okay, this is just fucked up. You need help man. If this is how you spend your nights I feel bad for you. If you want someone to talk to I'll give you my goddamned phone number if it helps. Hell, I'll buy you a damn plane ticket and a night on the town if it gets you to do something else. Lets be friends! Lets be social! Let's get out and do something for a change! You don't need to live your life like this.
It's depressing.
>>699344944
I want to soil on your seeds
still here
Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled it's way into his mighty throat
>>699344355 #
Stardew valley dating was the shit, it wasn't much of a sim I would say kek
>You already explained why
I don't know her story tbh what happened?
>>699344419 #
Home made is nice too, although I have no idea how to
>I don't actually know the menu
D.va claimed again by the funkyclaimer
>>699344944
Penny is the best waifu.
>>699345035
>Lets be friends
I don't want friends
>Lets be social!
No
>Let's get out and do something for a change
I would rather not
>>699345388
Are you at least independent?
>>699345199
just meat in a pan with seasoning. its like an icee thing
Return of the local no life, Juvia claimed
>>699345054
You want to urinate on my seeds?
>That won't help them grow much I don't think.
>But feces might~
>>699345199
Penny's dad left her and her mom.
>Her mom promptly became an alcoholic and they started living in a trailer.
>Her mother use to drive the town bus, but that shit got fucked.
>She picked up a job teaching the two local kids for cash to support herself and her mom.
>Her mom is a bit of a bitch and shits on her a bit
>She does all the house work too
>In one cutscene you help her out and her mother gets kinda pissed off at you for it.
>but later you find out that she was just embarrassed about the whole mess
Penny also says a bit of depressing lines
>Every time she seemed sad I would go and find her something nice.
>Once I spent an entire day in the fuckin mines to find her an Emerald because they're one of her favourite things
I'm a pretty devoted dude.
>>699345813
I didn't realize how uh... unclear it was who I was talking about so I'm gonna clarify
>Penny does all the housework, teaches part time, and gets shit on by her mother
>Her mother basically drinks all the time out of depression.
>Her mother is actually a decent person and is embarrassed about their state of living.
>Penny
>>699345576
Hell no he isn't independent. This guy lives at home, doesn't work and most likely doesn't even cook his own food.
Hey everyone!
You vs your Waifu in Guitar Hero.
The song is Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce.
Who wins?
>>699345576
>>699346043
God damn, he probably doesn't even do his own fucking laundry.
>>699344206
That's the spirit, need a commitment with it. Although it was easier to sweat before the nerf but no biggie. The hammer fanning combo is still there. Got the white one yesterday, pretty neat.
>>699344245
Bummer, got anything for it?
>>699346239
>>699345608
I guess the real reason is I'm lazy and I just want fast food
>You made me hungry
>>699345739
Hey man whats up
>>699345813
Damn that's pretty sad indeed
I haven't played that game nearly enough.
>I even forgot who I decided to marry
Kek I'm an idiot.
How much hours did you put into that shit?>>699346041
I understood it's fine
>>699346239
Probably she I've never played guitar hero
Saber claim
Were did the German Mecha pilot go?
>>699346043
>Doesn't work
His parents are a mess. They should kick his ass out
>doesn't cook
This person better start being productive. How could anyone feel fulfilled by being a void is beyond me.
I wish this person starts some reflection pronto. The sooner they realize that the shit theyre doing isn't cute, the sooner theyll get sorter
>>699346239
i could only survive it on hard so im pretty sure i lose
>>699346419
then get some food
>>699346239
>I win because Penny is very clumsy and would mishit keys.
>But I would probably let her win because it would be cute to see her happy.
>>699346419
Currently: 82 hours ^^
I originally wanted to marry Leah but then I met Penny and started talking to her every day and realized that I wanted her in my life.
>It was pretty easy because she was always somewhere in my path when I was on my way to the mines.
>>699346578
can't tell if this isn't just mai talking to himself.
>>699346334
Nope just pain. I'm hoping it goes away.
>>699346334
There will be so many heists for you by the time you get back in
True, but i feel like hes still the best offensive hero right now
>>699346735
Whoever I am isn't to be talked. If that person is shit then fuck, these people need an intervention
>>699346735
does mai have some kind of self-degrading fetish?
>>699347157
Mai likes to jerk off to selfabuse.
I'm back from tenderizing myself, tovarshchi.
>>699346641
Oh yea I remeber Leah being pretty awesome. I think I never really talked to penny a lot
That's lot of hours btw
Any other games you're so devoted to?
>>699346639
But I'm so comfy in bed
Life sure is hard
>Doritos or salted peanuts?
I can't take these choices anymore
I got Pocky from the store.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwuIe_owHs
>>699347327
then dont move. have someone get them if you can.
>>699347001
>>699347157
Fuck off Mai
Just face it you aren't relevant anymore
>>699347639
>capitalizing "mai"
found mai.
>>699346737
Sucks, hope it does as well. Sleep usually fixes everything.
>>699346891
So much farming as well, worth the time though. Either him, the weeb, or the edgelord. Depends on what you like.
>>699347639
I don't know what's going on but fuck you mei.
If this post ends in a 6, you must let artificial intelligence rate your Waifu.
https://howhot.io/
>>699347327
Salted peanuts
>>699347456
Why do people like Pocky?
>>699347639
just change the subject and ignore the no life. Do them a favor, if they're indeed your friend, which I highly doubt, tell them to get their shit together. There's no signs of care evident. Don't just have a happy jerkfest and resume, make the damn place worth something. Talk to the fucker you twats.
>>699347327
I have 946 hours in GMOD.
285 in CS:GO
100 in CS:S
and so far 39 hours in Rainbow Six Siege.
I've also put 109 hours into Fallout New Vegas
>>699348066
I personally like it because its just a creamy chocolate/strawberry/other various flavours covered stick of tastiness. ^^
>>699348066
Galil, you stole my double 6's. I'll never forgive you.
However, I agree with you on the Pocky meme. It's cheap chocolate and cheap wafer/cracker-stick-bobber, nothing special.
>>699348190
mai is a gross twink.
>>699348024
I do love sleep. hows relaxing going?
>>699347300
What's up with my favourite jew lover?
>>699347456
>Not available in your country
Tfw
>>699347636
Too late, it's 3:30 night time and I already got something
>I wish I had a slave
>>699348066
I already got Pringles, my mom always buys the best shit
>Comming to my parents' house this break was the best decision I ever made
Also see above
Claimed.
>>699348057
Did it anyway for shits and giggles.
>That was the only picture that worked.
>>699348190
I have no friends
>>699348363
>I wish I had a slave
Next poster to get dubs is your slave.
>>699348363
maybe find the right person then
>>699348057
I'm doing it anyway because I fucking love AI.
>>699348271
u mad wite boi?
>>699348363
Nothing really
ALSO NONE OF MY FUCKING PICTURES WORK GOD DAMN IT
>>699348337
You and me both. It's been going great, actually putting me to sleep honestly heh. Might have to play a game or something.
>>699348024
Its so easy to farm in the game now, it shouldnt be a problem friendo
I feel like hes the best one
Im off for now, time to game
Hello guys.
How's going
Lilly Claimed
>>699348844
>implying I'm white
Double dubs.
>>699348707
They'll enslave the fuck out of you.
>>699348231
>Almost 1000 hours in gmod
How even? I can't play that for more than 100 hours
That's an impressive library though.
>>699348844
YOURE MY SLAVE BOY>>699348707
>>699348820
I found galil
>>699348848
Pffft bwahaha.
Claiming Yuuki, how's it going?
>>699348931
doooo it. I'd say get No man's sky from TPB and check it out. It's meh but a fun and cool concept, while it lasts
>>699348935
It's going alright. How about yourself?
>>699349064
pretty sure galil would lead an armed revolt
>>699348066
They're nothing amazing.
>>699348363
They're in american Walmart's.
>>699348615
It's amazing. Here we have a group of posters. All are merry and gay although no one really cares for one another. It's bad for me to assume you represent the whole thread. It's bad that you lot aren't truly connected. It's just a jerkfest and shame on those who are hesitant to connect with the posters. You come here everyday and talk to these individuals for nothing.
Forget it, I'm pissing off.
>>699348844
According to th AI pic related is a nice looking 27 year old woman
>>699349064
Will you be a nice master?
Also I got 1400 hours in Insurgency in just a year and a half.
>>699349262
Most likely.
>>699349262
More than can be said for Tomoko, who will just lead an armPITed revolt.
...
Does that joke work?
>>699349174
Hi Emi.
Everything is pretty meh (as always) But i just catch a Magmar in Pokemon Go, so i'm really happy
>>699349339
what
>>699349064
I play a LOT of TTT
>Plus I like to dick around and set up battles with different NPCs
Also I've owned that game since, 2011 I think.
>Many a year I spent backstabbing my friends.
>Impressive library
>I have over 200 games.
>Help Me.
>>699349409
I've got 20 hours in only a year~
>I don't have a lot of friends who play it so I forget that I like playing it.
>>699349339
stop projecting, mai.
>>699349505
i dont get it
What was that last league game. I just had our team dominate while their Vel support kapt shouting VAYNE WILL MAKE YOU CRY.
>25/2 Zed
>11/1 Jinx
>me as tanky Morg support
>I still outfarmed their entire team
>>699349409
I laughed at this one
>>699349628
Yeah I've had GMod for 3 years I think, hit 2000 just before my PC died.
>>699349570
Stop listening to him and post more smug anime girls.
>>699349729
That is not how I talk.
Any of you want to play some night ops on Battlefield 4. (Xbox one)
>>699349262
Oh, Tommykoko. I want to nuzzle your soft, adolescence armpit so much. I want to tickle your tummy with m eyelashes. I want to fuck your thighgap. Oh, Tommykoko, I love you.
>>699349831
Nice.
>RIP PC. Nevar4get.
That reminds me
>In another two months I'm gonna have to replace my laptop's hard drive.
>>699350122
No.
Go back to telegram
>>699349262
I will make it work, there are plenty of people in history who made Jewish slaves
>>699349315
I meant the song, but the snack as well I guess
>>699349409
I will treat you very well baby
That's a lot galil. Are you okay?
You liked it so much?
>>699349628
Okay you having it so long kinda eases it a bit
>200 games
How even. I know there are a lot of steam games but after a while they just start being really bad
Wtf dude
>>699349938
Yeah it is, you always post long self contradicting rants.
>>699349558
lol nice, is he pretty rare?
>>699350276
Tfw my hard disk just died and now I need to wait on my laptop being fixed
>Haven't properly gamed in 5 weeks
>>699350122
Why did you switch waifus? Honest question. Were you getting shit posting your OG?
>>699350348
Fuck off Mai
We all know it is you.
>>699350122
I would if my Xboner was hooked on and I had subscription on, kek.
>>699350306
Sales, so many sales.
>Plus there are a lot of *Decent* games out there
Pic related is my desktop with all of my installed games with icons
>There are 99 game icons and then the Recycling Bin. Kek.
>There's zero fucking organization aside from the fact that I know where everything is.
>Penny
>>699350609
RIP.
>>699350478
http://gearnuke.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pokemon-go-rarity-chart-1.jpg
I had not seen any.
So i Really think so
>>699350671
http://www.strawpoll.me/10987532
>>699349505
is this what you were on about?>>699350154
>>699350306
couldnt you just find someone thats submissive.
>>699350306
Here's the song, should work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWlFOLFdSA
>>699350671
Every time you get called out on your shit you recoil and pretend you are the person insulting yourself.
>>699350760
oh ok. I don't play Pokemon GO. battery is garbage as it is lol
>>699350304
Ok
>>699350650
I never switched waifus. I'm the OG hamakaze
>>699350738
Darn
How about we stop forcing Mai as a meme.
>>699350806
No, I just made the joke because Tomoko's armpits are often brought up by a lot of posters, and I'm not saying this is exclusive to /waifu/
>>699350977
Fuck off Mai
>>699351163
Over Mai dead body.
>>699351217
Fuck off.
>>699336038
>>699336038
>>699336038
Ay
>>699351073
Well the game just melts my baterry, but is pretty nice to play.
You find so many people playing
Is just worth losing all your battery
>>699351217
Come on man switch it up, nobody is going to fall for for the same trick so many times.
>>699351162
I mean BEFORE you were Hamakaze. Don't lie, from the day you arrived people accepted you all too well and conversed with you as if they knew you.
>>699350741
First thing I notice
>Magicite
My man, I really enjoyed that game
Also I rate your desktop 1/10 pls clean its giving me the creeps
>>699350806
Like you? I mean you're a lazy shit so you probably wouldn't do anything as well
>Galil seems energetic
>>699350820
Did you just upload this?
Also it's nice, the beat is really good
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
claim
>>699351536
No idea what you're talking about. The day I joined I knew no one. You might be mistaking me for someone else.
>>699351464
Just be careful not to get mugged, ok?
>>699351163
It's that's ALL FUCKING RIGHTEOUS nigger Mi Liu doing this Shit
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID NIGGER
>>699351464
I just remembered I have a portable charger. but either way I can't really bring myself to play. I'm not into pokemon as much anymore. I'd rather just play Super Metroid or something. super easy to do on android too
>>699351758
No, I'm not. And of course you wouldn't admit it here if you did, but worth an ask. I've been onto you, so don't think no one noticed. I'm very well informed and very observant.
>>699351465
What if Mai was Mi Liu?
>>699351588
Yes I did. TunesToTube is quite convenient. I love 80's hip-hop beats, I agree with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-zaE6aevs
>>699352029
MY BOY!
>>699344764
Terry Gross claimed!
>>699352086
You do you famalam. But since I have you, who did you think I was?
>>699351588
Kek.
>I plan on doing some manner of organization at some point.
>I just never get around to doing it.
I think my main problem is that I don't know how I want to organize it.
>>699352201
>>699349775
shiro why are you an animal abuse thread?
>>699352230
ALL RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NIGGER
>>699352367
"Think" implies I don't know. I've been here long enough, I know all the big titty lovers.
>>699351785
80% of the time playing is with the phone in the pocket or with friends.
Really hard be careful when using the phone btw
>>699352035
>Have a portable charger
Comon is really fun, find some friends and go play, i have forced myself to learn all the 151 pokemons, by the name again just to play this
>>699352488
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees embrace the news
>>699351588
I am extremely energetic half the time, but lazy the other half.
Also slavery seems like it wouldn't really work for me so I may end up making a gun and shooting you
>>699351183
ah ok then.
>>699351588
anything as in work or stop you
>>699352411
That's not me. I don't enjoy animal abuse.
>>699352595
Just answer the question
>>699352595
did some one say "big titty lovers"?
QotT What if the Esdeath anon is Chirs Chan?
So, what's /waifu/ been up to in my absence?
Fuck off Mai
Stop posting as every single person here
>>699353002
Wouldn't surprise me tbh.
>>699352616
None of my friends play it though :C we already play a shit ton on the computer so there isn't much point lol
>>699336038
why does the cat stuff in this thread bother me so much the doggo stuff aint so bad but the cats man god im so weak I need to get stronger
>>699353002
im not
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>>699352726
>Fuck
I might pay you in natura
>This might be a Dutch saying
>>699352728
I guess both, which wouldn't work anyway
Also I'm tired as fuck guys. I'm going to sleep now excuse me for not answering everything with this last post my eyes are collapsing as I type this
>>699353345
>>699353087
Nothing much been playing league with friends
>>699353644
I was surprised at the reaction of the cow getting hit by a pickaxe
>>699353664
Yeah I don't recognize that saying.
Did you know you can make a gun out of shit and piss marinating in a gravel pit, wood and a pipe (you don't really need the pipe, it just makes it much better)?
>>699353664
night
>>699353733
>>699353628
Just make them play then lol
everything will worth when you catch a fucking dratini.
Seriously, it worth.
Is much more fun then it seens
>>699354150
didnt see that one but its a cow so meh would be fun to fuck up a cow with a pickaxe minecraft style though
Anomaly plays a decent Zenyatta.
Or maybe he's not that difficult to use, I don't really know.
>>699354276
That would be far harder than you think lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ySJu1x0-4
Claimu, what have you guys been up too?
>>699353664
Aww, to bed already? good night then, Yuno!
>>699354493
Hey you~
>>699353644
Prove it.
>>699354767
hello thier is this the anon who adopted me?
>>699352595
I think you have a complex about people secretly switching, Miss P.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Playing killing floor. I'm sorry for slow replies
>>699355105
Killing Floor? Nice.
>>699355061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNicFXGIxYQ
>>699355018
over in the psychopath thread looking for squirrel stuff, huh?
stalk anyone lately?
>>699355105
Fuck I have that and still haven't even played it yet
>>699355105
>Filename
Didn't know you were into that kind of thing :^)
>>699354493
yeah but it was a clean hit to the brain and it got all tense and fell on the side. Kind of a waste if you ask me
>>699354681
Damit.
Why?
My friends forced me so i dont think it would be that hard. First download the game, then try convice them.
If you dont like.
Then, just forgerabourit
>>699354540
Zenyatta is really good, especially after he got buffed.
Has always been my favourite healer, mostly because he's fun to play.
>>699355338
Are you in the are my nipples ok thread?
>>699353644
Because you're feline scum, dogs are the reason to live and you should treat them with respect, do you have any food by the way?
>>699355259
kek im not a pycopath seeing cats get hurt fucks me up if anything I have very big moral gaps
>>699355362
as long as its being used for food i guess but yeah so what are you up too?
>>699355459
I dont have food and dogs are very meh the one my family has is fine but most dogs are expendable
>>699355412
He's got an insane damage output for a support.
>Not to mention how cool his ultimate looks.
Also, it's that time of the day where I can't recognize a single poster.
>>699355105
Hey! I fucking love Killing Floor 2 so much. I played the first one a lot
>>699355374
For my friend group we go to work, come home, smoke weed hop into discord and play games, watch movies and listen to music, all together. almost everyday
>i think it's pretty ok
>>699355817
You know me, Ruri. :^)
>tfw best half-demon boy will never pin you against the wall, then proceed to fuck you raw without lube in the ass while you scream in a mixture of pain and lust.
It wonders me how I haven't killed myself yet.
>>699355018
Yes
>>699352595
Thats what I thought
>>699354143
Meh, I'm gonna stay on mobile for a while, I need to go ahead watch Kissanime to catch up on some things I've missed.
>So many OVA's, so little time.
>>699355817
>He's got an insane damage output for a support.
Discord orb can make you burst down tanks really quick, he's great.
>Also, it's that time of the day where I can't recognize a single poster.
Eh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY8DSFZ08JQ
>>699355800
You should find and give him food, please tell me it's a dachshund.
>>699355817
Do you reconise this poster?
>>699355979
Alright have fun with that!
>Have you decided yet?
>>699355800
Your morals or should I say discretion needs some adjustments
>>699355800
nothing
>>699355800
I kinda got turned on with the guy that was getting burnt plastic spilled on him.
>>699355817
Do you recognise me?
Im playing league, Cho top because fuck Shen.
>>699355895
>We go to work, come home
Seems easy to make them play yk?
Just catch them all in the way to work and from home
>>699355238
It Is but berserker class sucks
>>699355300
Play now
>>699355338
It's another way of saying smug
>>699355895
I heard 2nd sucked
>>699356381
those are some terrific feet
>>699355817
>it's that time of the day where I can't recognize a single poster
>>699356319
Fuck off Donte. Classic Dante is the only one for me.
>>699356078
doberman
>>699356161
discretion?
>>699356230
you just being alive casue thats what im doing
>>699356246
haha some bdsm stuff
>>699356405
True.
>At least in KF2 you get that badass Sledgehammer shotgun
Personally I always go Commando or Medic.
>I'm a pretty gud medic.
>>699356136
You're emphasizing that as if you're a little desprate to be shipped...
>>699356519
No, fuck you.
>>699356356
I'll just have to find a way to split myself into many me's
>>699356405
Nah dude it's fucking awesome. I would highly recommend it
>>699356551
Ofc, although, plastic is on a different level than candle wax, and it damages the skin as well, fuhuhu~
>>699355800
>>699355895
kf2 stutters far too much for me to enjoy
>>699356246
that shit would be fucking rough
>>699356490
then go away or make some new friends
>>699356619
commando is a pretty solid class until you need a bigger gun for the fucking fleshpounds, but at least you can kite them in this game
>>699356490
You just broke your lurk.
How is that even fair?
>>699356303
I do recognize the cute demi godess.
Tanks are overrated. Play Rumble.
>>699356120
No.
>>699355994
He really is, I should probably give him a try.
The only problem is how low his base health is.
>>699355923
But you just posted, that wouldn't even count, Mugi.
>>699356764
Yeah, maybe that can be hard
Just try to play it one time at least
Who knows?
I think i will go sleep e.e
>>699357243
It's not fair.
I just wanted to say hello.
>>699357444
And you got trips while doing it.
Hi there.
>>699344764
if trips you're waifu is mine
>>699358524
dude this thread is dead go to the next one
sage
