Waifu Claiming Thread: Master Race Edition.
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Rules:
> Invade Poland
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Claimed.
>>699356947
wrong previous fgt
Previous: >>699344764
Mmmm.
Your thread is early.
still here
claim
I got the phone number of two girls who study Journalism. I'm pretty happy
>>699356947
FILTHY EARLY BAKER YOU ARE FILTH JUST FILTH DELETE THIS THREAD AND AN HERO
>>699357243
Oh
I thought you would :^)
>>699357294
good
Weres my gold metal?
Lilly Claimed
Going to sleep
Good Night
>>699357294
that is some breaking news. not trying to be mean
>>699357387
Hello people!
>>699357469
Goodnight
>>699357207
Really? it runs perfectly for me. Never had any issues with frames or anything
>>699357327
maybe I will. Goodnight!
>>699357387
Gold metal is redundant since gold is already a metal.
>>699357247
>>699356551
not sure about the whole being alive thing but technically I guess you're right
>>699356947
>Mater Race.
Laura Bodewig, reporting for duty!
>>699357508
I saw this one coming
Penny Claim~
>Playing these flash games makes me nostalgic.
>>699357387
where is my owner do you plan on reveling your intentions?
>>699357631
nice matrix and you got any games you can play?
>>699357575
i have a $500 laptop. It is CONSTANT stuttering. Everything is turned down or off, too, and outside maps have super fucked or missing textures. shame because i like playing it.
>>699357824
sorry but good for you.
>>699356711
That doesn't answer the question~
>>699357975
Suck my dick
This will get deleted.
>>699358083
no u
>>699358083
>Not trips
Nope not my master
>>699358124
Make another then
>>699357469
night night
>>699357910
What is the GPU of the laptop?
My waifus
>>699357523
Thanks
>>699357626
I want my gold alloy
>>699357872
My intentions are to make you happy my dear
>>699357872
I could always hop in a game of csgo or league but they make me tilt more than anything nowadays. Can't believe I played those so much
>>699357575
>>699349174
Wasn't hyped for the game at all, didn't draw me in from day one. Seemed a bit empty, even with all of the generated content and what not, just traveling and collecting stuff wasn't enough.
>>699358265
https://www.amazon.com/Acer-15-6-Aspire-Laptop-6GB/dp/B00JMFL1MK
>>699358370
I'm not able to get past the sad panda of exhentai ;(
>>699357974
I know ya didn't ask but whatever, I meet they at a Drive-thru waiting line which one the 3 of us were walking, 'cause a car broke jut in front of the start of the line.
>>699358370
oh well thats a new one well how are you
>>699358392
league uh played with my skype friend whos friend told me I dont get the lingo of today people with stuff like fam, on point and, hashtag I dislike his friends
>>699358370
Which alloy?
Claiming sleepless Tsugumi
claimed
>>699358875
James.
>>699358782
>people tell me i dont understand things
Probably because you're autistic, sociopathic and psychotic
>>699359082
You forgot that he is 12
Funkyclaimer here again with more D.va
Hello. Local no life back. Juvia claimed
>>699358676
what did you talk about?
>>699359221
Is he really?
I was stating probable facts, not slinging baseless insults.
>>699359279
Best best bud
>>699359001
Anon.
>>699359274
the Doritos fairy
>>699359221
>>699359358
Nevermind. He told high school stories. He's not actually 12, so...
>>699359391
Fool.
>>699358439
>just traveling and collecting stuff wasn't enough.
Whelp cause that's all it is.
>>699358549
>1.6 GHz processor. I'm guessing a single core? Dual core at best
>dedicated gpu
yeah man this isn't going to run shit. plus it's on windows 8 which is even worse for gaming rigs. the gpu is what's really bringing you down. stay far far far away from dedicated and Intel graphics cards.
>intel makes great processors
>their gpu's are fucking garbage
>>699359082
can some one here actually tell me if i am psychopathic i mean ive always wondered as I dont get certain things that people say are wrong im told I have big moral and empathy gaps but I love cats to death and hate seeing them hurt doesn't that mean im normal?
>>699359221
nope 20 you guys have bad memory
Oh hey nice edition
>>699359391
How goes the furry threads.
>>699359280
A lot of shit. There were a lot of people. We talked about college, Brazil's Women's Football and shit.
It was a big step for me, recently I was getting really nervous about interacting with people this much without alcohol
>>699359446
Sirrah.
>>699359538
I'm not in them right now.
Claimu
>>699357469
Night
>>699356619
>>699357844
Same here dude. Commando is best for guns while medic is you know, healing
>>699356764
>>699357575
I'll see gameplays first
>>699359645
Still shitting on Subjective I hope.
>>699359451
I made the mistake of asking someone if they knew shit about laptops rather than doing my research... and he looked at the sticker display, too.
This was years ago and I've learned my lesson. Next laptop is going to be an actual performance one.
>>699359501
Psychotic means you enjoy playing with peoples head
sociopath means you lack in the empathy department with a whacked moral compass.
Autistic means you're retarded.
You are all three.
>>699359645
I don't know who Sirrah is.
>>699359451
>Mfw my computer came loaded with a fucking Intel Intergrated but I slapped an Nvidia in there
The fucking Intel card fucks with my Nvidia sometimes
>The other day for some reason Siege tried to load on the Intel card and I didn't realize that my Nvidia drivers got a bit fucked up cause the windows update.
It was horrifying how slow and laggy and choppy it was
>Intel needs to stop making graphics cards.
>>699359727
Yeyuh.
>>699358633
>>699358875
This kind
>>699358782
Im doing well, yourself?
QOTTD
>What do you dislike about these threads?
When people want to talk shit about others and they stop using their waifu pictures. Like seriously if you want to throw shade balls, at least grow a pair and show who you are.
>>699358782
I never talk when I'm in voice chats, so I don't really have to deal with this. I have a hard time understanding normal english in the first place so I wouldn't imagine trying to communicate with those guys
>>699359641
well good that you enjoyed yourself in that kind of thing.
>>699359991
Melodrama.
>>699359991
>This
Sometimes the shitposters get a bit bothersome too but I digress
>Such is life on the eastern front.
What do you Nazis think of Galil?
>>699359801
If I see him and he speaks to me I do.
>>699359892
Sirrah is an archaic word used to address someone either younger or of a lower class.
>>699359991
I don't like gold.
>>699359809
so you have proof
>also what do you mean by moral compass
>>699359991
thats good im just bored might take some lorazopam to calm my nerves
>>699360044
yeah its not worth it man the lingo they use makes me want to cut my head off
>>699359809
Smh tbh onee-fam- Get your shit together mate, it's the other way around, sociopaths understand how people work and feel and use that to their benefit, psychopath don't understand how feelings and morals work.
Trust me mang, I know about this shit.
>>699360205
Doing God's work, man.
>>699360091
And I'm late and wrong.
>Very wrong.
>>699359991
>What do you dislike about these threads?
Drama.
>>699359969
>replacing integrated parts
what?
I didn't know that was a thing...
unless you mean external, then that makes sense.
>>699360205
I am a classless fellow, absolutely. It comes with the loss of will and love to live life. Remaining existential and failing to find any sort of purpose other than the daily drone of simply surviving because I haven't the strength or will to kill myself.
>>699360263
You've given us proof.
and do I need to break out the crayons to explain this shit to you?
>>699359451
Well that's 60 dollars well saved then. Doesn't even seem like it deserves that pricing.
>>699360153
Galil is Best Jew.
>>699359727
Fair enough. they added a bunch of stuff though. they have two bosses right now and they are going to add more.
>>699359809
MSI makes some very good laptops
>>699359969
You're telling me. They make absolutely beautiful chips but their cards are the biggest pieces of shit. If I stuck my own shit into the PCI slot it would run better than an Intel card
>>699359991
That prinz is always watching
>>699360420
Sorry.
>>699359991
I dislike many things about these threads. Mostly the banality of most of the people.
>>699360312
Who are you?
>>699360448
Do you know how one becomes God?
>>699360627
It's a love-hate relationship.
>>699360448
Jesus mr insults over here maybe im not the only psychopath
>>699360091
>Shinoa isnt here
Yes she is
>I feel like I'm missing something here...
Like what?
>>699360153
Cute af
>>699360568
Thanks bb.
>>699359991
this >>699360420
>>699360535
>Doesn't even seem like it deserves that pricing.
That should be on the box.
>>699360772
You too
>>699359969
What other classes are worth playing?
>>699360582
Better weps?
>>699359991
Same
>>699360682
Nobody important.
Late Nico claim! How are we all?
>>699360535
Sup
>>699361012
That's 100% of the people here. Who are you specifically?
>>699361040
See
>>699361140
As well ',:^)
>>699356947
Claimed.
I would invade poland instantly with her.
>>699359991
People can always ask who they are. I just dont feel like selecting an image all the time.
>>699360582
I have MSI in my wishlist, but the price is a little steep. I keep an eye out for deals and cheaper buys on other sites.
>>699360682
One becomes god in their mind.
>>699360752
I'm just cynical and unhappy.
>>699361159
Doesn't matter.
>>699360448
It had room to expand.
>>699360582
>Intel Processors
MMM.
>Probably be better off just jamming a potato in that shit and calling it good.
>>699360153
Galil is pretty great
>especially in Insurgency
>Underrated gun in CS:GO too.
I wanna get an ARM model if I can somehow manage it.
>tfw import banz.
>>699360987
Sharpshooter is kinda fun
>Fire bug is REALLY fun.
I also enjoy playing Support (I think) cause shotguns.
Demolitions is kinda crap though.
>>699361177
Sing. Now.
Miho claimed
>>699361262
well dont take your anger out on me like my dad did
>>699361262
One becomes God when they are able to think nothing at all of their death and when they can pick up a loaded gun and kill themselves without a second thought or a moment's hesitation.
>>699361292
Nothing matters ultimately. Who are you?
Anyone have the Esdeth cap about his highschool crush and fucked up squirrel?
>>699360718
I'm experienced with those, no hate from me to you tough.
>>699361607
Story
>I never wanted a retard for a son
>Proceeds to beat
>>699361648
>God Is Dead.
>>699361648
>>699361620
Someone who lurks, why do you care anyway.
>>699361753
no thats not how it went at all jackass
>>699361757
>>699361778
>>699360987
hell yeah. theres like one or two new classes I think right now. One is called the gun slinger. they are going to add more though
>>699361262
yeah they are expensive as hell but your paying for quality. Those things are built to perform
>>699361312
it makes me mad seeing $700+ laptops with Intel cards. Just the simple fact it's in the computer makes the whole thing worthless
>>699360948
Meh.
Thanks.
Claiming
Who all else went to Afest dallas
>>699361381
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever and I’ll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
We’re just friends, what are you saying?
Said "There’s another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine
Oh, for you I would have done whatever
And I just can’t believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losing you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby, fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can’t believe my first love won’t be around and I'm like
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine
>>699362020
Not me but noticed
>>699361881
Because someone has been calling e crazy and has been stating my sculptures are creepy.
>>699359312
>Tired rattles.
>>699360754
Refer to >>699360356.
>>699361040
Tired, but I'm about to listen to some music.
>>699361408
>Stares at you intensely.
>>699361968
Then do explain
>>699362002
That's why I have a few in my wishlist. I've also been thinking about just building a new rig and running it through my tv. Wireless tech has come a long way+controllers are a thing, too.
>>699362152
Soap sculptures? Put a hot knife to them and smooth them out.
>>699362152
I don't really care for all of that, I just lurk and bother those I've seen around.
>>699359991
>talk shit about others and they stop using their waifu pictures.
But it's funnier that way.
>>699362157
Oh...
>>699362088
Why not senpai
>>699361040
Hello Nico
>I should be doing math but instead I'm playing Fate/Stay night
>Why am I like this
>>699360920
Kek. It was over-hyped way too much and the lack of clarity from Sean doesn't help it stand as a promising title. A lot of misleading promises and other statements.
>>699361140
Sleepiness and sickness. You?
>>699361040
Could be better but it is what it is. How are you doing?
>>699362333
>doesnt know how to screenshot
>takes actual picture of phone
volume down+power button works for most
>>699362061
W-Why would you do that.
>>699362384
yes you fucking cutie
My friend grandmother
>>699362332
These first ones are clay. I refuse to smooth them out.
>>699362333
I'm not bothered.
>>699362384
So long as you're not a bitch and willing to reveal who you are.
Or do, it's whatever. just makes you a double faggot
>>699362002
>I made the mistake of trying to build mine through a company instead of doing it on my own
>But at the same time custom building a laptop is a bit difficult.
>>699362545
to fuck with all of you
want me to do another?
>>699362157
>>699362682
Okay.
>>699362769
>>699362682
Um, they're creepy to a certain degree tho.
>>699362769
But, why of course, give us another one.
>>699362814
This looks pretty fucking cringe
>>699362332
Well if you need any help this shit right here makes it sooo easy
https://pcpartpicker.com/
>>699362494
Does it have multiplayer?
>Yes
>
>>699362710
just save for a real rig. it would be so much better
>>699362814
the fuck is this shit
>how do you fuck your phone up that bad i dont even have a cell phone
>>699363010
You don't even have any screws
>>699362814
What is that insanity?
>cough in my mouth
Good lord.
>>699362940
They are not creepy.
>>699363010
bby! Sorry i didn't respond earlier i've been in and out all day. Yes your my friendly
>>699362002
Sounds like a cowboy class
>>699362430
Cause htown
>>699362494
Headache and vidya
>>699363080
what
>>699363140
its ok i just cut to cope with the pain how are you now?
>>699362960
It's Sam Hyde.
>>699363010
I don't know.
>>699363128
Don't seem insane to me. Subjective thinks you're an asshole though, keep doing what you're doing. It's getting to him.
>>699360682
I like them sculptures you got there
Sieg fucking heil mutherfuckers.
>>699363476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WbyKhpxIc4
>>699363396
Idk what that means
Also i bought porn
Cromartie highschool
And a wall scroll of panty and stocking
>>699362940
sure no problem
Maybe it's the way she walked (Wow)
Straight into my heart and stole it
Through the doors and past the guards (Wow),
Just like she already owned it
I said, "Can you give it back to me?"
She said, "Never in your wildest dreams"
And we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line, now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes oh
Said her name was Georgia Rose, (Wow)
And her daddy was a dentist
Said I had a dirty mouth (I got a dirty mouth)
But she kissed me like she meant it
I said, "Can I take you home with me?"
She said, "Never in your wildest dreams"
And we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line, now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
>>699362976
Thats the plan
>Gonna get me about 2k to push into a REAL nice fucking desktop
>MMMMM
>>699362696
>willing to reveal who you are.
You're giving a picture too much importance, silly.
Even if they gave you an image, it doesn't even have to be theirs.
>>699362635
I'm not even Kirino.
>>699363460
like im supposed to know who the fuck sam hyde is
GOD DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE CAPTCHA
>>699362814
>Cough in my mouth I do not care
Why do I get turned on by this weird shit?
>>699363128
Why would you need so many clay faces anyway? Art? What's your masterpiece, the work you're most proud of, show it.
>>699362157
Hi Lauren.
>Also tired rattles
>>699363672
A lot of faggots here know a lot of faggots. If you know someone, it's not really difficult to line up the dots.
>>699363726
>Why do I get turned on by this weird shit?
Because you're twisted.
>>699363701
Hell if I know, nor do I care.
>>699363460
Everyone thinks I'm an asshole. If they don't think I'm an asshole they don't know me.
>>699363476
I don't like them.
>>699363726
It's not exactly that I need them, I just need to make them. What I am most proud of are my paintings since I am first and foremost a painter.
>>699363672
no kirino is A cute
You are cutie
or something like that
>>699363905
stop being a faggot and start being a faggot
>>699363726
people say im fucked and most dudes treat girls like slaves in porn videos gang bangs and blowjob look awful never want to put a girl in that position fucking sicko "normal's"
>>699362976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVrDaudzn64
>It just works.
Sounds familiar.
>>699363396
A crap combo to have. Can't fully enjoy it, if it's that bad that is.
>>699363966
I can care less if you're an asshole. Subjective is a egotistical teenager and I enjoy seeming him distressed.
>>699363601
Oh shit, sorry. I didnt realize complimenting someone once was ass kissing.
>>699363993
You just want to manipulate them into dating you by distancing them from loved ones while you pilfer their personal effects to fap to
>>699363726
Because you're a disgrace to humanity and deserve elimination.
>>699364204
>I don't know how to keep the conversation going
>better kiss his ass, maybe that will keep his attention.
>>699363396
it pretty much is lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=26RCMBlZuns#t=212
>>699363664
try not to break your neck on all that SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>699364045
here's another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE0nuW-mQ8A
I'm heading to bed. Night everyone!
Are elitist shit posters here again?
>>699364107
I don't have to do anything to distress him. He's an autistic little shit who would get upset over anything. Though it does bring me a perverse sort of pleasure knowing that I'm making him upset.