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Waifu thread The rules are very simple: >Claim your waifu/husbando

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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: I'm lazy and copy/paste
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>>698208929
Right, you never had one. You just avatarfag. I still don't understand why do you change so often.
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best waifu
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>>698208929
Ya huh! How wouldn't it?

>>698209086
Other people. Because unless it's a dealership, they won't give you the car or title unless they get the full amount upfront. So if you try to make payments, or put a deposit down, you could go home after making a deposit, come back the next day, they sold it to someone else, and won't give you your money back. Terrible practice, but it happens, and is why no one does down payments on there.
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>>698209086
the trick is propping up the tube with the ammonium nitrate at the right distance away from the bunser burner or flame heated to 200C.
anyways im goin to bed. the cooking starts tomorrow. not sure what will happen if i breath a ton of it while i cook it and capsule it.
g'night
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If trips post lewds
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>>698208879
Ravens are cool birds, and an Australuan raven would be amazing. But I prefer parrots, if raised properly they can be affectionate and also play games. And if you are lucky enough to befriend the local magpies, their babies recognise you as a friend. Stop their yearly swooping. Interact with any dogs.
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>claiming yume
>>698209365
Hey thats some nice legs there
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>>698209392
Fail
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>>698209449
Fail
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>>698209408
https://youtu.be/qoaEBb4IN4Q
Vid related to magpies
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So i just spent a fucking hour installing borderlands before i realized i had to use the steam granter. and now i have to install a 5gb game over 1mb connections. fuck

someone waste my time.

>>698209408
i literally have a pet magpie that i rescued. you jelly?
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>>698209086
It really is adorable! I love playing as her too.

>>698209183
I'm like 2 weeks new to the thread, idk who you're accusing but you got the wrong girl.
You should work on that attitude too. No one likes someone so mean to people they've never met before :)

>>698209290
Because you can have tons of fun in LA without me saying you can?
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>>698209558
Whats a steam granter
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Best type moon claimed.
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>>698209086
I've had Eric since around the beginning of February, the roaches since March, the spiderling since May, the millipedes since May, and the vinegaroon since June. I have an affinity for all my arthropod friends.


>>698209408
I'm only interested in Ravens because the area where I grew up had them. They were straight up thugs who didn't give a fuck about anything.
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>>698209558
I very jelly. Magpies are amazing.
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>We need to reduce the level of despair in this thread.
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>>698209666
>666
Thats not helping
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>>698209627
Magpies fuck with our eagles. Nothig could be a more thug bird than one who divebombs anything that gets within 100m of their nest. Repeatedly. In groups.
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>>698209666
Why contain it?
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Speaking of, I'm actually Togame

And, no, I never claimed that Kaga-san was my waifu, I just wanted to get some reactions out of people

Botes can't be waifus
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>>698209777
>777
That helps dispair
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>>698209777
>>698209666
FIGHT TO THE DEATH
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>>698209597
What is there to do up there other than hang out?
>And look at cars I can't buy?
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>>698209725
Ravens, they didn't even take shit off the hawks we had. If they were eating and something got close to it, they'd just stare it down until it left. Even cars and shit they wasn't afraid of.
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>>698209609
basically a program that converts borderlands retail into steam edition because the original DRM system is fucked.
>>698209629
o rly? now what if i told you he plays like a cat? rolling on his back and everything?
>>698209666
>666
We need to raise the level of despair.
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>>698209597
No. I'm sure who am I talking to and it's not the first time we meet. But you're just going to act it out and get a new identity in a few months or even weeks.

>>698209777
I approve kagaposting but now that the secret was revealed it won't be the same.
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>>698209290
That sounds real sketchy. I mean technically they have no legal obligation to give your money back, but they should do if they're not assholes.

>>698209408
>Ravens
https://youtu.be/mRwSC5eHQzA

>>698209484
That's adorable.

>>698209558
Yo Jenny, I'm jelly as well to be honest. Corvids are probably my favourite animals.

>>698209627
Is Eric the turantula?
Interesting choice on the vinegaroon though, never really seen one as a pet. Anything in particular you wanted about it, or is it that, as you say, you just have an affinity for them?

>>698209297
Night, don't die.

>>698209666
Will do Satan
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Hey guys I'm back
>Claimed
I just finished watching/reading dead man wonderland. What did you guys think of it?
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I'll just use the last 2% of my battery to claim.
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>>698210089
Eric is my big tarantula, yeah. I have an Euthalus sp. Red spiderling as well. Vinegaroons are pretty cool looking. When I first saw them I was creeped out by how they looked, then the more I looked at them the more I thought they were kind of cute. It's also a little baby still, so it's hella cute.
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>>698210027
Maybe I should have kept the novelty

Then again, I do still have that ass cancer thing going on right now
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>>698210089
It is. That's why I wanna save up the full amount before I buy anything else.

>>698210282
RIP Squid
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>>698209907
i saw you fail, faggot
>>698210089
i am now envied. i feel complete now
>>698210192
i still need to watch it. what did you think of it?
>>698210282
*calm
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>>698209840
Movies! and there's lots of cool places to visit of course n_n

>>698210027
No you really don't... but if you did it sounds like you hate whoever you think I am. Hope you fix whatever problem you have with them.
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>>698210302
Get ready for the eternal sleep~
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>>698210398
I still got one percent left so suck it.

>>698210432
I think you mean clam?
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>>698210432
The anime is great but it ends at such a cliffhanger, if you want to have an amazing experience I can highly recommend the manga because where the show stops and the manga continues it gets really good so I can really recommend it
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>>698209096
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>>698209868
Then it was as expected. Thats how they play after all.
>>698209847
Most birds dont take shit.
https://youtu.be/0dCzjyypmXg
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>>698209438
Out
Now
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>>698210439
Liiiike?
>I've only been to LA once for AX

>>698210489
FUCK!
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>>698210448
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>>698210027
she's the nico that's supposedly a girl in real life.
I think she's full of shit but thats me. Pretty positive its an elaborate maki catfishing scam
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>>698210302
Is that as bad as it sounds like? It's the first time I'm reading about this.

>>698210439
>it sounds like you hate whoever you think I am
Why are you saying that?
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>>698210664
Eh, like I said, not terribly fond of birds. I'm more an arthropod kind of guy.
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>>698210733
So Syndra is your waifu but do you actually play her? Because she is garbage atm
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>>698210489
>sudoku is the only solution now
>>698210614
i'll check it out then. i still need to finish NGE.
>>698210664
really? i didn't know that. funny.
>>698210868
didn't i run into you in one of those furry threads?
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>>698210885
Then you don't know how to play her.
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>>698210763
Go surfing! check out universal studios or the Ghetty art museum!

>>698210779
I have about 7 people i talk to daily that go on the threads that can confirm what i say is true actually! :) relax friend.

>>698210800
I mean you're just being so rude i don't see any other way you could see whoever it is you're talking about.
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>>698210282
Good choice Ika.

>>698209597
Not too big a fan of playing Tracer, her voice irritates me (ironic I know).

>>698210192
Never watched it to be honest. Any good?

>>698210302
Have you got it checked out?

>>698210299
Ah okay, nice name. Oh how long will the spiderling take to mature? Vinegaroons look so bizzare and alien it's hard to figure out what you're looking at. I guess a lot of things straddle the line between discusting and cute. Got a pic of him?

>>698210398
Fair enough, do it in one go. You said a few months, how many do you think exactly?

>>698210432
You are man. You named him?

>>698210885
Are we playing the same character? Because she destroys people at the moment.
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>>698210938
Probably. That's where I started all those years ago.
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>>698210947
I do but every other mage shits on her atm, also very vulnerable to hard engage
>>698210938
Hmm I haven't watched that, would you say it's worth to check out?
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>>698211028
The spiderling will take years to mature. It's a super slow growing species.
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good morning everyone!
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>>698211205
Good afternoon
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>>698209096
http://music.editzplanet.com/index.php?a=track&id=83
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>>698210982
Those all cost money though!
>Besides, I'm sure the most fun I could have is with you~

>>698211028
At $1000 a month, exactly 2, if I feel like having a bit extra just in case.
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>>698210800
It's the reason I adopted the sleep thing. Nothing to do, but sleep all day in the hospital.

Hopefully it's a misdiagnosis, so I don't have to get surgery and all that
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>>698211028
Same yuno asked two questions by you so
1 the manga is amazing so if you like reading that do it because it's a top 5 for me
2 as already said Syndra is really vulnerable to hard engage, which is really meta for a jungler rightr now
>>698211205
Hey nice to see you, how are you?
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>>698211028
Lol really?? I can actually see that happening lol

>>698211333
What do you mean by that...??
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>>698211205
ayy shino
>>698211144
it's definitley worth watching. just don't expect a mech anime. expect more of a psychological sci-fi that happens to have mechs. but it gets quite Gainax-brand weird after auska shows up.
>>698211028
It was supposed to be Lance. but i eventually called him Clancy after Tom Clancy.
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>>698210982
I also had some confirm who you are even if it wasn't needed with all the clues you drop.
I didn't mean to sound rude here but I guess I did, I can't judge myself on that. I don't really hate or dislike you, it's a problem I have with myself and I recognize that it's silly.

>>698211360
At least you have internet and can browse chan all day too. When will you be able to know if it's a misdiagnosis or not?
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>>698211438
I simply mean that I would have tons of fun with you~ You'd probably resist it at first, but eventually you'd get used to it and just let it happen~
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>>698209096
>Waifu
What is it with you fags and waifu?
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>>698211360
Oh, togame, that's why everyone says you are cancer?
Because, you have cancer and it's some sort of joke?
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Should I install XCOM or no?
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>>698211556
I mean it should be obvious but maybe when you assume so harshly and call me shit why would i ever want to say anything to you? Believe it or not it was for personal reasons and ridicule that ive switched so far and i don't plan on doing so unless that happens again so please don't just take me for some kind of person I'm not unless you know the full story and if you have anything to say to me do it in private since you have many ways to do so.

>>698211634
By doing what exactly..?
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>>698211755
I only played the bureau, which I enjoyed a lot.
Which one are you referring to?
>>698211471
Okay thanks I'll put it on my to watch list
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>>698211556
In about 5-6 work days apparently

I mean I'm not too too worried, but it gave me a good scare in the beginning

>>698211688
I don't think that's a joke, though people can call me whatever they want

It's a free country
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>>698211471
hey jenny, how u?

>>698211416
hello, im doing well still in bed under blankets
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>>698211144
Only mages that should be a problem are long range ones.
Hard engages are a problem for most mages, but if you can hit your q+e it should help most of the time.
Of Course you cant counter everything with one champion and everything depends on your playstyle.

>>698211755
Yes
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>>698211755
Yes, doesn't matter which one
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>>698211903
XCOM Enemy Within.

I didn't like the Bureau that much. If they did it where when you entered combat it went to the turn-based strategy game I would have liked it a lot more. The real time fire fights are not XCOM in my opinion.
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>This thread is definitely something that embodies hope.
>Do not let yourselves be deceived.
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>>698212017
i'm great. decided to buy Starcraft II and Borderlands.although both are still installing. how are you doing?
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>>698211850
>Not taking the bait
You've learned well. I'm of course talking about teasing you about Maki and bringing the mad bantz. It honestly sounds like a ton of fun~
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>>698212017
Pssh jealous. Ive been awake for about 6 hours because of my dog
>>698212070
I guess you're right. Might be because of help difference. Where are you located?
>>698212092
Yea I don't really know what defines x com, however I love turn based games like fire emblem or advance wars so if it's like that then yea go for it
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Claiming! Morning everyone!
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>>698212150
Hope for what
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>>698211186
Ah fair enough. Guessing you can't keep Eric and the spiderling together. Aw he is pretty cute. Arthropods are more interesting than most people give them credit for.

>>698211236
Afternoon to ya.

>>698211333
>do they take trips as payment?
Ah alright then. Let's hope no one bites for those 2 months.

>>698211360
Well at least you're in hospital, so if somethings up they can sort it quick. Wishing the best man.

>>698211416
1. Will do.
2. As long as you play safe and have a team that understands the champ you're playing, you should dominate. Her q+e is capable of stopping most engages even if you're out of position.

>>698211471
That's a cool name for a magpie. How old is he?

>>698211755
It's good yeah.

>>698211438
Maybe I don't like being teminded I'm a limey.

>>698212341
Morning.
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Another head.
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>>698212321
God I love SC2 even though I sucked at the online battles I adore the campaign
>>698212341
Hello! How are you?
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>>698212428
Shit mean afternoon to>>698211205
But still afternoon to you as well anon.
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>>698212324
Talking with you as much as I do I have learned at least a bit by now.. and no that sounds terrible..!

>>698212428
Lol why wouldn't you want to be reminded of that one?
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>>698212428
They are utterly fascinating. No, I can't house them together. Most spiders, and especially tarantulas, are solitary creatures, only being able to be around one another for breeding purposes.

>he is pretty cute
Right? He still has his orange claws and tail.
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>>698212428
maybe about a year. she was a few months old when i hit her.
>>698212476
same here. i suck at RTS but i enjoy the fuck out of them.
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>>698212332
Server?
My main account is on eune, but i do have accounts on euw and na too but i haven't used them in ages.
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>1.6G/16.7G

Guess I'll go fap or something. This gonna take a while.
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>>698212341
Mornin Nonononon!
>Only 2 more days till I get to finally ride my ZX11 for the first time!

>>698212428
I wish! I'd be able to afford it 3 times over with the amount I got tonight!

>>698212559
Well, it sounds fun for me at least!
>I wonder how much teasing I could get away with before you start doing it back.
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>>698212582
How is Eric?
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zzz
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>>698212680
Warcraft 3 is actually my most played game of all time. Bought it on release and am still playing it from time to time
>>698212684
I actually meant elo but I guess it's nice to know you're from Eastern Europe. I'm a gold fag btw
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>>698209096
Hello guys!
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>>698212428
Morning to you, you doll!

>>698212476
I'm great. Was having some dream I can't remember until my neighbors playing some Fetty Wap song at 5:30 in the morning.

>>698212699
Morning to ya too. Got anything planned today?
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>>698212891
Yay welcome back. Feeling better?
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>>698212809
Eric is doing quite well. It's feeding time so I have to go get crickets when the place opens up.
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>>698212939
Yeah I feel pretty good, going down to a family reunion thing in like an hour so I can't really stay
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>>698212852
Oh right.
I haven't played ranked games in ages, mostly because they just don't feel fun anymore.
Only real competitive thing that i have been doing is random 1v1 and team games at a gaming cafe.
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>>698212852
i haven't played any Warcraft games other than WoW. Are they like starcraft by any chance?
>>698212891
ayy
>>698212842
but how can you post if you're alseep?
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>>698212891
Welcome back Foxgun.

>>698212920
I wish, probably another boring day at home.
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>>698213124
Quick question for you, whatever happened to Robot Jones?
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>>698212699
Counter teasing? I'm not so good at that. I'd probably just punch your arm until it bruises.
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>>698213029
Glad to hear that.
Have a good one then.
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>>698212559
I don't know, I'm trying to think of reasons I hate her voice so much.

>>698212582
Yep, still so much to learn about them. Yeah I thought so. Hmm interesting. I suppose spiders don't have any real benefit from being social.
Aww, like a little marking.

>>698212680
Oh I see. Ah so you rescued her yourself then? Very admirable, most people would have left it for dead. Does she act like a pet to you?

>>698212689
>You guys think she would like being peed inside her vagina?
Okay that one made me laugh.

>>698212699
If only, Gets to Gold. If you can afford it 3 times over why not get it now?
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>>698212920
Sounds like a fun neighbourhood, live in an apartment?
>>698213094
Awww well have fun, good thing you're feeling better :)
>>698213095
Yea agreed, with dynamic que however I can play with 5 pre so that feels pretty nice.
>>698213124
Exactly like SC games but with a different touch, a bit slower for example. Plus I love the Warcraft lore so beating Thralls ass with illidan feels really good
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>>698213124
iunno, magic?
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Hows the weather where you guys are at?
Her its raining hard and its cold.
Also why did I wake up at 8, feeling rested and good when I went to sleep at 4:45 like what the fuck that's barely over 3 hours of sleep
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>>698213333
Those quads are enough reason for me to believe you.
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>>698213299
I could handle that, not gunna lie. Would probably even be cute.

>>698213333
Because those quads make my trips useless.
>I meant if I could buy it with trips, cause I got like, 4 trips tonight.

>>698213481
Looks cloudy, I give it an hour nd it'll be sunny as fuck again.
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>>698213333
There are a number of species that live in colonies though. The Bagheera kipling jumping spider of Mexico not only lives in colonies, but their diet is almost totally herbivorous.
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>>698213594
>>698213029
So is Eric a spider?If so, what kind?
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>>698213481
It was raining, but now it's just sunny.
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>>698213189
Sudokued when he realized his show had nothing on Jenny.
>>698213333
>fucking checked
Sort of yes and no. i took him to my parents who cared for him (despite being raised by wildlife resucuers i knew nothing about helping a bird in shock) for a few days and when he was stable i adopted him. poor bugger won't ever fly again. he's alot like a pet in a way, he runs around, nibbbles at my toes and sometimes just sits on my lap watching tv. when he's out of his cage of course. then he just mopes around and sings to other birds
>>698213377
i should check it out then. sounds like fun
>>698213427
>it's magic, i ain't gotta explain shit
>>698213481
just got out a rainstorm so it's a little bit cloudy.
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>>698213737
Eric is a brachypelma albopilosum.
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>>698213825
Also, whatever happened to Static Shock? That boy was mah nigga.

Riding trash can lids and ZAPPIN DEM BOIS.
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>>698213571
Not if i make it hurt REALLY bad..!
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>>698213857
That's cool, a tarantula. How big is he?Do you ever let him walk up your arm or anything?
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>>698213481
Weather's actually great here. Gonna wall with my dog soon
>>698213825
Also if you like the WoW lore play the campaign it's a good story with pretty hard challenges
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>>698214066
He's fully grown, so about five inches. I don't handle him like that because of how delicate tarantulas are, but I've held him and have had to nudge him out of the way while doing maintenance on his home. The Euthalus sp. Red spiderling I have I handle whenever I mist its cage.
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>>698213183
Aww, hit up your buddies, tell them "let's go do something." Or play vidya with them.

>>698213377
Yep, same apartments for over 15 years.
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Well I gotta go, bye guys!
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>>698212920
Ay what's happening?

>>698212842
https://youtu.be/YthChN1Wq8M

>>698213549
>>698213571
>>698213825
^ I try my best with that thing I have barely any control over.
>Oh Makoto, slight misunderstanding then.

>>698213594
I think I remember watching a programme about a spider who makes a colony on trees, joining their webs together to cover the entire thing. A herbivorous spider? What's it's main diet do you know?

>>698213825
Ah you're parents are rescuers? That's pretty helpful. Oh that's pretty sad, still at least he's alive. Can it sort of jump using its wings like it's clipped or is it completely grounded? Aw he sounds cute.
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that old grumpy guy
who keeps blabbing on about how the threads used to be better
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>>698213377
I don't really have anyone to play with.
My old clan is long gone.
>>698213481
19c Clouds and strong wind.
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Claimed, any advice for someone who did 6 single stacks of x didn't sleep and has work in 2 hours?
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>>698214023
I've probably gotten worse. Unless you're 2SWOLE2CONTROL, I think I'll be fine.
>And so the cute pouting begins :^)

>>698214259
Haha, I wish. When I get a car, this may be able to happen. But at the moment, even my bike is borked. Plus, I sleep most the day due to working night shift!

>>698214336
>Doll Pacha
You've gotta be shittin me, lol.
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>>698214336
It eats beltian bodies, which are leaf tips of the tree they colonize in.
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>>698214433
How about sleep?
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>>698214336
I still think it takes skill to do so. Just accept it love.

>>698214494
lol i'm 102 lbs of bone crushing steel! You can't control me!
>Hush..
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>that old grumpy guy
>who keeps blabbing on about how the threads used to be better
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>>698214547
Doing that now
Night.
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>>698214096
i like alot of lore with strong detailed cultures and wars. i'm sure i'll like it then.
>>698214008
>having virgil's powers was my dream
>stopped airing after only seeing it a few times
fuck everything
>>698214332
bye
>>698214336
>keep trying, maybe one day you'll get quints
he still jump a fair bit, it's just he can barely use his right wing. he can still get my couch with a bit of effort.
>>698214372
>>698214613
>fuck off, /waifu/ has always been trash
>>698214433
sudoku
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>>698214494
I also have this
<

>>698214540
Ah okay. Are there any carniverous kinds that form colonies? I imagine they'd probably go for each other though.
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>>698214668
.... that's none of your business.
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>>698209096
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>>698214547
I prolly wouldn't wake up in time
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>>698214648
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>>698209096
I wife killer croc
He benches 500kg and can beat up all of your waifus
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>>698214724
Pffffft, I don't even.

>>698214760
Oh. My. God. You're tiny, aren't you?! That is adorable!
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>>698214379
Ah that sucks. If you want we can play on Euw :)
>>698214433
Just finished dead man wonderland manga :(( the feels
>>698214660
Yay love helping people on playing awesome games
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>>698214336
>When the level up is just right
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>>698214878
*husband
Fucking newfags
>jenny
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>>698214660
My friend claims that he pops up in later works in the same universe, as an older, more established hero.

But I never seen him since his old cartoon.
>>
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>>698214878
Why is the filename nigger?
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>>
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>>698214925
SHUT UP! YOU SHUT IT RIGHT NOW.
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Anyway, why aren't you posting as Togame? I remember that everyone was ignoring you.
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>>698214581
It really doesn't though fam.
>filename
<

>>698214648
Night.

>>698214660
Maybe someday...

Ah okay then, his right was the most affected? Well at least he can cuddle yoh on the sofa.

>>698214925
There's some really odd stuff

>>698214949
>When the good hunter transcends humanity just right
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>>698214878
Good choice...
>>
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>>698214724
Mallos gregalis is a social species, also from Mexico that live on a giant web that catches small insects.
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>>698215029
Because killer croc eat nigger
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>>698214336
Vocals compressed to perfection.
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I will never understand vore/guro stuff.

Like, what is the allure? Is it just Maximum S?

>awww yeah, I can only get off by murder fucking
>fuck yeah, I love the way you gargle your own blood
>when the spark leaves your eyes I know it's time to cum

I just don't get it.
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>>698215099
That is so cute~!
>I bet I could use you as an arm rest while you're standing up!

>>698215134
Could be worse by far.
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>>698214336
Nothing much, gonna play vidya with buddies when he wakes up since it's a Saturday and both he and I don't work on weekends.

>>698214494
Hey, I don't have a car, but I try to make it work with other methods, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IT CAN WORK.

Oh yeah, I forgot security works graveyard a lot. One of my buddies had to do that for a bit.
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>>698215287
NO NO NO I hate that so much why does every person think they can do that to short people omfg ithappenstomesooftenandijustwannapunchthem

>>698215134
Shh.. just enjoy it..
>Nice beard.
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>>698215111
No pics on my phone, plus I want to use these incredibly cute images of Kaga-san

>people ignoring you
Not really
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>>698215134
>When the prey is slaughtered just right
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>>698214975
i haven't seen him in it. but i've only seen season 1 and most of 2 in recent time so i can't really confirm nor deny.
>>698215134
i only hit his right wing. he tried out-fasting my car and i couldn't brake in time so his right wing hit the side-mirror.
>>698215215
as someone who faps to guro. it's mainly the taboo feeling of fucking a dead person while fapping to what's feminine of the body.
>gave me good laugh
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>>698215295
It's more the fact THEY won't make it work! Bunch of lazy bastards!

Yep, remember, I work not too far from your house!

>>698215437
Because I'm really tall and I so can!
>Although you did just completely confirm how short you actually are.
I wonder who's shorter, you or Shinoa. :^)
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>>698214934
It's pretty godamn good
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>>698215542
That is why I don't believe him.

I guess I'll just never understand.

You guys like Perfect Dark?
https://youtu.be/z227mW7IePQ
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>>698215634
Me.. by a long shot... Shinoa isn't actually that short.. he's above 5'5 by like 3-4 inches.. meanwhile i'm the opposite..
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>>698215668
I actually really like the ending. Cried lots
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>>698214975
>Tomoko
>Friends
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>>698215174
Hm, interesting. Would have thought thay being that close to one another would lead them to compete for the catches.

>>698215211
You know it. How're you doing anyway?

>>698215215
I think it's t
A kind of domination thing I think, like you own that persons life so you take it kind of thing. Kinda hard to understand a fetish unless you're into it yourself I guess.

>>698215287
Oh yeah there's worse.

>>698215437
I'll... try I guess?
>Thanks

>>698215295
Ah fair enough. What vidya?

>>698215514
Imma change the filename
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>>698215825
Reminder that Tomoko is mai waifu, not me.

>>698215891
True. A lot of people don't understand feet or loli, so that makes sense.
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>>698216001
>>
Last
>>
Hell no.
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>>698216174
Hell yes.
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NO!
>>
YES!
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>>698209242
True tbh
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Noooo.
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>>698215634
Well I'll be damned. Some of my buddies were like that, we had to get it through his head that his cobtrolling girlfriend isn't the only one in his life, he was even forgetting about his mother due to how tightly wound around his gf's finger he was.

Just tell your buddies straight on, it'll eventually get through their skulls.

>>698215891
Since he only has a PC, maybe some OW or something on Steam. I was thinking of getting us both Arma 3.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
>>
Being last
>>
Not you. I know what you're doing. And that is being not last.
>>
I will be last
>>
Proof it.
>>
I will when the thread gets deleted
>>
No you won't.
>>
Yes i will
>>
Nuh uh.
>>
yeah
>>
I disagree.
>>
I disagree with you disagreeing
>>
So you agree?
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I disagree with you confusing me
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I'm not confusing you with anything.
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nO YOU'RE CONFUSING ME With everything
>>
Like what?
>>
Everything
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Specifically?
>>
Just scroll up a bit
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS
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Huh?
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>>698217510
>>698217550
>>698217635
>>698217705
>>
Confusing you with what?
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS
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Disagreeing
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I don't see you disagreeing.
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>>698219269
Im disagreing with you saying im not dsagreeing
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>>698219272
The autism just gets worse.
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>>698219405
Are you disagreeing?
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>>698219433
Stop being so autistic then
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>>698219464
Im disagreeing with you saying i wont be last
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Last.
>>
Nope
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Yep.
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No
>>
Yes.
>>
Theres so many words for yes and not enough for no
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Nyet.
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Non
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I WON!
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I won!
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I will win again now
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I got the last reply in the previous thread.
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>>698221487
No you didn't.
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
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>>698221546
Check again.
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>>698221801
I did, and the last reply was me saying nopegvbg
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>>698221840
It's me saying Damn.
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>>698221938
What time?
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>>698221975
09:50:55

Yours is 09:50:37.
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>>698222321

Im last on my screen though
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>>698222369
>>698221272
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Well thats in the past now anyway, ill still be last here
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>>698222629
Wrong. I will win.
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No i will
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You fags, trying to get last post.

Stop being virgins and go outside right now.

Seriously, there's REAL females out there.

Or.

Do the world a favor and kill yourselves.
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>>698222928
I like fellows though.
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>>698222928
You lie. girls are a myth
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>>698222928
Girls are gay
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>>698223074
>>698223074
>>698223074
>>
>>698222928
Im not trying to get last post, i am getting last post
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Wrong.
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Whats wrong?
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I'll be last again.
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Again? i don't understand
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>>698223559
I was last before.
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>>698223619
Prove it
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>>698223657
I done it.
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How about we just say we were both last?
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I was last.
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I need to use the toilet, when i get back i better be last
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>>698223957
prove it
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>>698224019
Actually dont
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I'll be last again.
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Last
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Me?
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me
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Right, me.
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No me
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That's what I'm saying. Me.
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I know its me you dont have to keep saying it
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Yeah, it's me.
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I just spilled my coke, when i get back i better be last
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I'll be last.
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Ill be last.
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