Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Play shitty champions
Iowa claim
>>698191556
Damn what did you do to the thread man. What Vietnamese picture show are you watching?
>>698192174
Distant didn't know em to well. I'm doing fine, hasn't really affected me.
>woah that's tragic as fuck
>Oh come on now I don't do that much
>>698192761
Damn you
Diseased, rotting and dying- albeit slowly.
>>698192848
I'm magdumping my files into the thread
>>698192871
Stop defacing waifus please.
>>698192830
I dunno, everyone just kinda vanished!
Latest episode of Arslan S2.
>>698192761
![Kirino [203].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/70e3Bub.jpg "Kirino [203].jpg")
>>698192961
Proof Galil is fox, not cat.
>>698193003
Could you not?These are rather nice threads.
>>698192961
You are not my god.
I predate your existence.
>>698192830
That's good at least. I've learned not to let the death of someone consume me. Unfortunately I do it too well so I look like a rock with no emotion sometimes. I know some people do let it control them and I wanted to make sure you were fine
>Yeah it was really unexpected heart attack while scuba diving.
>You make the thread move a bit faster >>698192999
>Latest episode of Arslan is episode 6 out yet?
>>698193134
Galil needs a bottle opener to open bottles, she is supposed to be able to open them without one
>>698193286
Even with one Galil can't open bottles!
>>698193366
Really Galil?
>>698193452
Now Galil isn't allowed to open bottles by herself
>>698193528
>>698193620
Someone else post something, I'm out of pics and falling asleep but I want to be up all night
>>698193778
Claiming and going back to sleep.
>>698193875
But if I fall asleep I won't wake up until at least noon tomorrow and I have things to do, and appointments and stuff.
>>698193227
Nah, I was just behind and had to watch episode 5.
>>698191661
>>698193778
>lying is bad
It is. Or it can beautiful.
>>698194053
It's okay they'll understand
>>698194203
Isnt that just every thread on 4chan?
>>698194292
>4chan
No
>>698194257
Lying is a sin, sinners go to Hell.Heaven isn't in Hell.
>>698192999
>checked
lolwhat I wonder what happened. I still have to watch S2 of Arslan I only got episode 1 down
>>698193227
If it was someone really close it'd probably be hard for me and thanks for worrying about me
>holy fuck that's even worse
>I feel like I'm pretty slow at this
>>698193778
Hey buddy I'm just saying you don't need to keep posting to yourself. You kinda run out of pics that way.
>>698194348
Isnt that just every thread on /b/?
>>698194440
Yes
>>698194410
>That image
WEW
Well I'm glad you're handling it well
> I just about fell out of my chair when he told me
Well my sleep schedule changed a bit so I have to sleep now maybe we can talk more tomorrow
Goodnight /waifu
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>>698194053
Sleep my dear child.
Slip into a stream of unconsciousness .
Let your mind wander.
Rest.
Relax.
Sleep.
And don't wake up.
>>698194410
I dunno. I know a few went to sleep. It's the ones that just stopped without a word that bug me.
It's going about as well as I expected to be honest. Pretty decent, but you can see stuff coming.
>>698194757
You. How are ya?
I'm not
>>698194631
>that's the only appropriate response honestly
Alright man talk to you tomorrow then! Sleep well
>>698194638
The real crime here is using part 5.
>>698194757
Just odd when people just leave without a word. You'd think they'd say somethin if you had a convo going on. I kinda expect alot of that in this season lol kinda like last one. lot of it is predictable yet pretty good
>>698194727
I wish I could.
Why am I so depressed tonight?
I just want to lay down and never move, maybe while cuddling.
Hey guys! Claimed
How are you all today?
>>698195243
tired
>>698195210
Let it sink in.
It's your only link to humanity.
See the world for what it is.
And slowly rot.
Into nothingness.
>>698195276
How come?
Captain Phasma
Claiming best small town girl innkeeper with green hair and an obvious soft spot for shanks, Luffy, ace and sabo.
>>698195716
Didn't she die without really doing anything?
How did she steal your heart?
Well. All Kennen fails hard against all Morg.
>they ignored my all Jhin
>>698195842
They never showed her on screen death. She probably got enough feedback that it's warrants a dues ex machina. She most likely escaped the planet before it's destruction.
>>698195842
>>698196006
Phasma survived. Gwendoline Christie is confirmed to be in Episode VIII. They wouldn't have cast such a big name actor and given Phasma so much screen time otherwise.
>>698196006
I guess that's true, I kinda hope she survived i was disappointed when she died
>>698196006
For England, Alex.
Ok
>>698195010
Huh? Not what?
And I'm alright I guess.
>>698195104
Granted, I'm guilty of it, but I generally give some forewarning that I'm laying down and may pass out.
And now I'm caught up on Macross as well.
You do not belong here.
A false presence.
A fade.
>>698195210
Christ, anon... I'm sorry, man.
>>698196740
Its not your fault.Besides I feel a bit better now, after Ive eaten some yogurt
>>698196696
This is getting old, son.
>>698197065
u mad son?
>>698196986
I guess that's better.
Still sorry for you anon
Btw do you eat yogurt bland or mixed with fruit? Because I can recommend fruit
>>698196591
I always say when I'm out or at least almost always. Like right now since like thread is slow as shit. Gonna dip for now and I'll talk to you later.
>>698197506
Later freedom bote, see you later!
Might as well. Juvia claimed
>>698197453
I don't like chunks in my yogurt.I'm eating chocolate yoplait.
>>698197506
Bye boat
>>698197065
You are not my god.
You sit here and rot with the rest.
Soup is good. Successful soup is successful.
>>698197790
Nice. Congrats.
>>698197735
Hmmmm that actually sounds kinda nice
Think i'm going to fire up my old oblivion install. Don't remember what mods i had on the game. Should be interesting.
>>698197790
What kinda soup?
>>698198188
Potato leek and bacon. Still winter here, so is good.
>>698198137
You should! I'm playing again too and really enjoying it
I forgot how amazing it was.
What race and class were you playing?
>>698198295
Rather you than me, not winter here but I always prefer my tomato soup
>>698197735
I guess I'll go to sleep and pretend my pillow is a person so I can cuddle with it.
Good night everyone.
>>698198662
Sweet dreams
Remember weebs are always here for you
>>698198562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHEVo-LkDrQ
>>698198662
Later Galililil.
>>698198295
Rory, if by Wednesday the guy doesn't respond to my email, do I helmet speaker?
>>698198298
No idea. Think i'll just restart anyways. As i said, i have no idea what mods i have installed on this. There's a hand full of extra races i think.
Seems to be crashing when i try to launch it. Guess i'll try to fix that too. Lol
>>698199006
That's what you get for overkilling on mods.
I gotta go now but I hope we can discuss our oblivion adventures soon
>>698199129
Shush. I haven't touched this thing for 9 years.
>>698192830
get a better waifu you titty monster
Nico Nico Nii.
>>698199691
It's a Ki. Hi Ki.
>>698199773
Hello hello. How was work?
>>698199946
Still at work, kinda bored... bored enough to just be browsing different helmet speakers.
Where'd you run off to?
>>698200120
I ran off to go and shower, buy some cute nail polish online, talk to maki, and then listen to music. But i take it it's a slow day for ya huh?
>>698200385
>Nail polish
Ohhh, what color?
Very slow. Slow enough that I don't even feel the bantz.
>>698200496
Hot pink of course!
http://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/2585088?wid=1000&hei=1000&op_sharpen=1
And wow..! that sounds harsh..
Doll claimed, sorry if I dipped on anyone earlier, didn't think I'd nap on a couch.
>>698200834
Ohhh, that's a good color. More a fan of the lavender color though.
http://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/1418411?wid=882&hei=882&op_sharpen=1
Very, but it is what it is. At least I'll be figuring out whether I'll be having music on my motorcycle rides from now on! Good music too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkszWwdKFgk
>>698201054
Hey there Doll.
>Not sleeping on a couch all the time
>>698201191
I think so too and oohhh that's a pretty color too!
Haha wow how expensive are they..?
>>698201054
Heya love hope you slept well
>>698201191
Hey how ya doing?
I usually can't sleep anywhere but a bed, but apparently not.
>>698201297
Heya, nah I didn't. Naps kill me. How're you anyway?
>>698201297
I haven't painted my nails in like, a year... pretty sure I'd get odd looks for it now though.
If I just get the speakers, depending on the model, can range from $30 for shitty ones, to $400 for the best. Ones I'm looking at are about $160 or so.
>>698201574
Super bored for the most part.
I sleep on a futon, but I never fold it out. Couch mode is super comfy to me.
>>698201696
Ah you at work?
I dunno, I can get real comfy on a couch but I usually can't sleep on one, like something prevents my body from doing it.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>698201574
Oh im sorry to hear that :( I'm doing okay though!
>>698201696
Yeah guys normally do lol and oh wow thats expensive..
>>698201696
Ive slept on a leather pod swivel chair. Worst sleep of my life because it was drunken sleep.
>>698202041
Yep. Unfortunately.
I easily get tired sitting on a couch, but that's probably due to the fact that when I was a kid I always had to sleep on a couch due to lack of available beds in my house. Kinda came with me when I grew up that I get tired if I sit on any couch for an extended period of time.
>>698202264
Hey there Syndra.
>>698202437
Shame, I really liked them painted. Helped me stop my nail picking habit for a good few months till the paint was too far gone for me to care.
It's about the price of an aftermarket stereo for a car, because that's in essence what you're getting.
>>698202465
I think the most uncomfy sleep I had was probably... when it was so hot, and I tried sleeping on the cement floor, and it didn't really help at all.
>>698202726
Then just get a car and be more safe and stop terrifying me that you'll die because your motorcycle gives out on you again on the freeway and omg please.
![Kirino [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/TvRCsKU.jpg "Kirino [256].png")
>>698202264
Hey Syndra. Up to anything?
>>698202437
Yeah I'll be fine I'm just a bit pissed at myself. I went downstairs and made breakfast before I slept because I didn't think I would, now I've got a rock hard bowl of weetabix. That's good then, got anything planned or is it night time for you?
>>698202465
Sounds uncomfortable.
>>698202726
Oh okay, it'll be over soon hopefully. Yeah, habits from childhood are hard to crack, but it doesn't sound harmful so who cares. I just have to be on something pretty flat, like the floor or bed before I sleep.
>>698203097
Heya Kirino.
>>698202926
Hehe, I want a car though! It's just all the ones I want are a bit out of my price rage right now. I could even name you off a few models right now!
>I know Maki wants to go for a ride with me when I get any of them, wanna come along?
>>698202983
Hanako.
>>698203097
Kirino.
>>698203160
Well now that people re showing up, it's getting less boring!
>Plus, I got my engine sound eurobeat mix going on!
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>698202726
Hello.
>>698203160
No.
>>698203160
Aww.. that's the worst.. and although it is night i do plan on playing terraria with maki if itll stop crashing..
>>698203306
Good... save up and don't be an idiot.. and lol i would but i'd have to fly up there with you.
claimed
Well i'm going to sleep before Syndra can tell me to get out.
/s
Good night, waifu.
>>698203480
How goes it?
>>698203531
>Fly up
Nah, we road trip! Where do you live anyways?
>>698203706
Night Shizu.
>>698203706
![Kirino [222].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [222].jpg")
>>698203160
Hey Doll. Still in bed or up and about?
>>698203306
Heyo.
>>698202983
Missed you there, Hanako.
>>698203306
Oh well that's good! What songs are in that mix?
>>698203480
Fair enough then, how're you doing?
>>698203531
I'll get over it soon, just a lil cranky. Ooo Terraria? Haven't played that in ages. They must have changed a lot of shit since I last played it I think.
>>698203557
Hey.
>>698203706
Night Shizuru.
>>698203786
Cali! The best state of course~
>>698203853
Lol they change stuff a lot so i wouldn't be surprised! it's a lot of fun though.
>>698203853
hello how are you?
Best type moon claimed.
>>698203848
How's it goin?
>>698203853
>
I love the Initial D mixes since they have bunch of engine sounds mixed into it.
>>698203927
....we are closer than you think, if you're in SoCal anyways.
>>698203948
Sup Shiki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFJ5s1bb7UQ
>>698203848
I'm up and about now, was before I slept too but oh well. What about you?
>>698203927
Yeah I'll have to pick it up again and give it a whirl again soon.
>>698203933
Pretty shitty at the moment but It'll pass. Yourself?
>>698203948
Hey Shiki.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>698203706
Dont come back.
>>698203786
Just woke up and i have nothing to do.
>>698203853
Im fine.
>>698204215
whats goin on?
im good, doing nothing too important. it might be slightly illegal?
>>698204024
>>698204215
Morning, how's it going?
>>698204024
It's going okay I think
Only 9pm and I'm already tired.
I don't want to sleep.
>>698204215
Just looking at thread and listening to music, probably going to play some games really.
What time is it for you?
>>698204024
We've been over this dingus... you're near san diego in near LA..
>>698204162
I like it.
>>698204215
You should! it's great!
>>698204254
Sounds like a normal morning to me.
>>698204447
Decent enough now that it's picked up around here.
>>698204587
>9PM
>Sleeping
C'mon m8, you can do better than that!
>>698204924
Oh ya... remind me to take a trip up there in the next month or so!
>>698204447
>Morning
Shiki. Whats the go for today?
>>698205025
Yeah, slow is nice but things can get too slow.
>>698205029
Same as every day, study, right now also trying to resist the urge to powerlevel the shipgirl Zuikaku.
>>698204254
Good good.
>>698204447
Pretty shitty start but I'll get over it. Yourself?
>>698204587
Ah fair enough then, pretty much what I'm doing at the moment. It's just gone noon for me.
>>698204324
Nothing much my end.
Oh well, it's only slightly then.
>>698204924
I'll have some spare time later, might do it then.
>>698204024
That's a lot of eurobeat. Of course you'd like one with engine noises in them.
>>698205263
i thought you said you were doing pretty shitty? what will pass?
also its not a crime if nobody finds out.
im pretty sure i cant get more than 5yrs jail anyways.
>>698205216
I believe in you! Dont let the shipgirl become your life!
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698205440
He already failed
>>698205440
Syndra is right, I'm already far gone.
>>698205263
Very standard but nice, finally was cold enough to get comfy.
>>698205216
There was a point where I could go watch an episode of anime and come back, and about 15 posts will have been made.
>>698205263
That list goes up to 237! Hehehe, I like my engine noises.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/5671006127.html
>I WANT IT!
>FUCK BEING POOR
>>698205693
I believe you can return to the light!
>>698204924
Lol why? it's so far and it isn't fun here.
>>698205263
Sounds good. Hope you enjoy it!
>>698206083
Fun is more about who you're with, at least it is to me.
Besides, I've been wanting to take a trip up north anyways, just to get out and get a good ride in.
I may or may not have prostate cancer
Hopefully not, cancer would suck balls to be honest
>>698206341
You should have massaged it more.
>>698205435
Oh nah I'm still pretty cranky, but I'm sure the feeling will pass. Exactly.
>>698205693
Feeling the heat as well? It's too much for me at the moment.
>>698206083
Will let you know if I do! What other games do you play?
>>698205762
Yep that's a lot. I never would have guessed.
Ooo that's a nice looking car.
>>698206429
Oh no thankfully the heat is long gone, but for the last week we've been kinda in between making nights not as good, too hot to use thick covers and too cold to use the thin ones.
>>698206429
>still
what happened?
and it turns out is max 7yrs jail time.
my friend was too much of a pussy to do it so i have to put my ass on the line for whatever reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ht-2TNNO24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt0mRbp39VY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un9-KQAK1V4
>>698206268
Hmm well in that case I hope you enjoy it!
>>698206429
Lol i have tons of em thanks to my brothers collection!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASg_9bINN08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD5vVw-bosk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnzEfkIsEkY
>>698206429
Sarcasm game is on point.
Right? And it's not TOO terribly expensive! If I save up for a few months, I could totally have that!
>>698206852
Well, Ki. That'd be entirely up to you, wouldn't it?
>>698207085
Why are your files called jpeg.jpg?
>>698206541
Oh I see. The heats still pretty strong over here so I'm just not using covers. Yeah when it's perfectly in between it's annoying, leaves you uncomfortable the whole night.
>>698206551
Basically I started my day off having not slept and made some breakfast, sat down for a sec and had a nap. Hate naps, and now the breakfast has solidified in the bowl. What're you doing?
>>698206852
Oh I ser, you just play whatevers on, fair enough. Snything you into recently? (Other than Terraria of course)
>>698206980
When is it ever not?
Was gonna say, it's a pretty decent deal. Hopefully it doesn't go before you save up.
>>698207896
Oh I didn't saw it...
>>698207905
Quite ok as I said I got out of bed like 50 min ago
>>698207733
We aim to please.
>>698207744
Do they eat anything else, I mean anything supplementary or that can be substituted?
>I wont ask them to be vegan but if there is a cheaper option that still gives them their energy Id go for it
>>698207905
haha
its for a party, it releases dopamine making you super happy. but its also made to knock people out so i need to figure out how to make it not do that. also i have to make the ammonium nitrate before i can cook the nitrous oxide. ill probably have to go into chemistry eventually.
>>698207905
well technically it will make it so you cant feel much pain. its an anesthetic i got that mixed up.
>nyarko
>>698207496
Why do you keep changing waifus?
>>698208066
They eat superworms as well. Eric is too small to eat beetles, his fangs are too small to puncture their exoskeletons. The crickets cost ten cents a piece, so there really isn't anything cheaper for the arachnids. The roaches eat vegetables and dog or cat kibble, the millipedes only eat plant matter.
>>698207744
>Crickets
Oh? What pets fo you have?
>>698207997
Oh good good. Got any plans for today?
>>698208075
Well as long as you know what your doing I guess.
Anyone else notice how shit these threads are, at this time of the day? Euro trash are defiantly the cancer of waifu. Fitting since your the trash of the world as well.
>>698208291
i don't and shit will explode if heated at over 240C. ive just read enough on it online.
>>698207905
>Deposit
>On CL
I did that once, and got SOOOO much shit from people about it. It turned out fine in the end, but I've been told I shouldn't do that again, and I can understand why.
>>698208481
What are you on about? This is generally when actually conversation is happening.
>>698208291
Two tarantulas, two roaches, two millipedes, and a vinegaroon.
>>698208279
Well thats fair. I guess the roaches would be able to eat almost anything, and the millipedes are easy as well. I would prefer to raise a bird but the bird I want would outlive me. Not fair to the bird.
>>698208726
The roaches only live five years tops, the millipedes about two years, the vinegaroon five years, and the tarantulas 20+. If I were to get a bird I'd get a raven, they some smart fuckers and actually like to play games. So I'd really be able to interact with it.
>>698207627
lol no it wouldn't dingus!
>>698207905
Those looks so nice! i only have the tracer one rn..
>>698208173
I have never changed waifus once.
>Nico
>>698208520
Well don't heat it to that then, only advice I can give.
>>698208581
Ah I've never used Craigslist, so I wouldn't know. You get shit from other people or the seller?
>>698208665
I'm terrified of spiders but I love tarantulas, no idea why. Millipedes are pretty alright as well, strangely cute. How long have you had them for?
>>698208929
The Tracer ones pretty good too. Love the little cape thing she gets.
Last
Not today, pal.
yes today, bud
Oh hell no.
Oh hell yes.
Stop bumping you retards
Bumb
Nigga, are you for real?
>>698210886
Bump*
Don't tell me what to DO!!!!
>>698210923
Go away
>>698210968
Make me.
'S what I thought, bish.
>>698211087
I'm waiting.
So am i
For you to leave
I'm not leaving.
You will when the thread is kill
Even then I'll be here.
But for how long?
Forever. Just accept it.
But im still going to be last
You won't. Accept it.
I will. Accept it.
I refuse to accept it.
>>698192761
http://music.editzplanet.com/index.php?a=track&id=83
Well i refuse to not be last
You won't be regardless.
I will
You lie. YOU LIE!
No you lie.
I never lie.
you're lying right now
I'm sitting right now.
so am i but your still lying
My still lying what?
Your still lying lies
I don't have lies.
Maybe you ran out of them because you've said so many here
Maybe you stole them all.
But then that would make me a liar and im not.
You are hella liar. Liar liar plants for hire.
But if im a liar then what would that make you?
A truther.
No
Yes.
no.
Yep.
Nope.
Yeah.
'ou
YOU!
WHO!
He's on first.
I don't know who you mean
I don't know is on third.
Im confused now
holy fuck i came to check if this thread 404'd and this is still going
fucking kek
Itll keep going until he admits ill be last
You can be last.
Last
See, there you go.
Nice try
What do you mean?
What do you mean "what do you mean"?
I mean what do you mean.
I mean what do you mean aswell
What do you mean though?
I'll tell you when you tell me what you mean.
I mean what do you mean though.
I mean that i mean what do you mean
But what do you mean?
I already said that i mean that i mean that i mean what do you mean when you say what do you mean
What's that supposed to mean?
Thats what im asking you
I'm asking you though.
Well stop asking and start answering
I can't answer if I don't know the question though!
But what do you mean though?
I dont even know anymore
Oh.
we were both 2 off from trips
Wait i dont math good
We've cleared another thread in the time you autists have been fighting over "last post."
But seriously, I'm getting the last post.
>>698216073
Just another thread i can be last in
I don't think so, pal.
I do
You also think about poop.
No i dont
You do. Constantly.
nope.
Yeah.
No
Yees.
Noos.
Yep.
nop
Yus.
nopes
Yes.
Nos.
Why are these cancerous, autism threads on top, or most replied? Oh... Chan is full of weebs...
Yeah.
>>698218123
>MFW 4chan was made because of "Weebs"
'ou
It's true, you know.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS
The other thing thats true is that i will be last
>>698218606
Its better to be a weeb than to be gay
You will?
>>698218892
Being a weeb automatically makes you a faggot. Congrats on being both.
>>698218973
Still better than being an idiot. i still get more dates than you
>>698218973
you didn't disagree though
SNAPS!
How has this lasted so long?
Don't know.
Bump limit reached, sudden death started.
It'll be me.
No its me
Trust me on this.
HAHAHA!
