Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>698059937
Oh hi, Homu.
>Switched to my phones hotspot
>No more problems
Fucking cheap ass wifi.
>>698059808
I would, but it's locked up in the school. I don't feel like going to find that when I'm about to put the laptop away.
>>698059827
The fact I've got 2 people here denying that they're cute, while calling me a cutie, and I need to figure out who is the real one...
>Why did you end up staying up late last night?
Claimed
still here
>>698059183
>Cp
>Pepperonis
Just leave
>>698059632
Not only is it the "only" solution but it is also the final solution too.
>>698059676
Well only if you can find all place to stay...
>but doesnt it show phone numbers?
>>698059808
At our local fair. They played "grand illusion" first and then "too much time on my hands" next.
Clammed
>>698059937
Claiming Lilly again.
Also cmon Rin we can share hanako every other day and come together as one big happy relationship
>>698060029
Hello best heterochromia loli.
>>698059920
There's nothing to apologize about
>>698059191
Best Doll who I need a nickname for since I put Best in front of everything. What's up?
>>698059505
Just tell me what you need, I got ya.
>>698059676
>Just a prank bro XD
I prefer the term social experiment.
>>698060041
I'm the telegram one, cutie
>>698059094
I've been well! Got my life on track, just working towards the end goal right now.
Gonna be a Physician Assistant!
>>698059676
Decent pay, 11 an hour. But I love the job so that workds for me.
And as for saving, I do want a new car but I really just need to save just in case! You know, always helps to have that money on the side in case something happens.
>>698059972
Hello again.
>>698060208
nice feet
Claim!
>>698058371
Heh. I should go on a diet and hit the gym honestly.
>>698059094
It is. What I always say is "alone time is golden time." But for years I've been telling my ideas for stories and such but never really did them. So besides from writing about human struggles, I want to put all my heart and soul into a magnum opus. Some kind of fantasy in ba pseudo classical era with "DEEP" themes, in which is accompanied by illustrations and pieces that I wrote and drew myself.
![Kirino [306].png](https://i.imgur.com/cDfbIZP.png "Kirino [306].png")
>>698060278
Oh wow so cool.
>>698060208
>>698060284
Same fag
>>698060118
It still has cheese on it though
>>698059676
What do you mean have fun? You act like we have something to do..
>>698059808
Doing great :) how about you?
>>698060256
3 words. I. Need... You~
>>698060283
Hello nice froggo.
>>698060041
I am the real one
>I'm staying up late right now it's 7:41 AM
>>698060477
Go to sleep
Well i think it's sleep time for me. I'd prefer to push my schedule backwards rather than forwards this time.
Good night, Waifu.
>>698060477
Ayyy we are in the same timezone
>>698060118
I probably could. If I got my car, I could just sleep in it and go home the next day. Or drive up in the morning, chill for the day, then drive home at night.
>Takes a phone to register an account, but it's not shown publicly.
>>698060256
>
>>698060278
I wouldn't be that surprised, actually.
>I still don't know why people here don't like you
>>698060283
What's your job anyways? 11/hr and loving it, what a combo.
For sure, I've been caught out a few times without money, shit sucked.
What kinda car ya looking at? Gotta ask since I'm a car nut.
>>698060342
>Gym
Bah, honest normal exercise works fine. I don't see a point in paying fees for that shit.
>>698060417
Ehehehe :^)
>>698060477
Yes, but the night before this one, what scared you and kept you up later?
>>698060551
Night Shizu.
>>698060551
Good night.
>>698060526
Where are you when I'm staying up late?
Doll claimed.
>>698060041
Oh your at school? Thought you were at your house. Fair enough. Won't that fuck with your data though?
>>698060256
Ha I'm sure one will come along soon. Nothing much, just making some toast and I've gotta ring the bank I think. You?
>>698060417
I'm doing good thanks, so what you up to?
>>698060551
Night Shizu.
>>698060551
>>698060386
That is just meguMEAN
>>698060551
night night
>>698060526
shouldn't you be sleeping?
>>698060526
Never!
>>698060605
The pic of you sitting on the ledge. I'm an acrophobe.
>>698060605
He emits a massive "I'm a faggot" vibe. He also shitposts nonstop.
>>698060629
Probably sleeping
>>698060700
I shouldn't, if I was sleeping who would tell you to go to sleep?
>>698060734
You are a shitpost, Rin.
>>698060633
Nah, there's a school in this building for some reason. It's the first and second floors.
>>698060728
Okay, so that is you. And the one on the telegram is not?
>>698060734
Guess I've just never seen it.
>>698060830
Your life is a shitpost, senpai.
>>698060830
Not me you autism
>>698060467
Hey.. You.
How have you been.
>>698060605
I currently work in a group home with disabled people who can't live without assistance.
And 11 is decent but I'm on Long Island so it kinda sucks.
I'm not a car nut, I have a 2006 sentra and it's pretty good on gas. When it comes to a new car, I'll probably just get a newer Sentra I suppose.
>>698060633
Just playing games with friends, enjoying the night. You?
>>698060605
Don't do that...
>>698060926
Exactly
>>698060283
>Got my life on track
Damn I'm so jealous. I still have to register for classes and I was allowed to do so in mid June. Keep going dude, I'll cheer you on. Also, why not go for actual physician? Not just assistant.
>>698060342
Yeah I know how you feel on that. Some times I come up with crazy New things in my mind but I don't do anything about it because laze and expenses and such. Keep being productive.
>>698060477
This gave me dejavu.
>>698060551
Good night shizu.
>>698060605
Damn, you don't got to torture yourself just to get up here but you know. That's all you and how much you want to spend.
>Will I be able to change name?
>>698060929
Rin. Love me baby. We can be together with Hanako so neither of us have to be without her~
>>698060938
How mean. am I right?
>>698061100
Thats not me. And no.
>>698061100
Take your faggot fantasy else where.
>>698060944
Good I guess, nothing new to report, nothing new to complain about. Same old boring me.
>>698061209
Aussie?
>>698061161
>>>698061100
>Thats not me. And no.
>>698060944
Ohhhh, I dunno if I'd ever like that. I had to volunteer at one that my grandpa lived at before he passed on, and I didn't really like it at all. Good on you though, they appreciate it more than most people think!
I'm in Cali, and only make 10. It's terrible.
Hmmm, bit of a boring car tbh. But I suppose if it's what ya like, it's what ya like!
>>698060952
Don't do what?
>>698061015
Well alrighty then, glad that's cleared up.
>>698061059
>Torture
Sleeping in a car is nothin, I've done it plenty when I was a kid!
>Yes.
>Off to mobile I go
>>698061161
I'm blind. That and phone is hard as fuck to use to accurately respond. Love you baby~
>>698061264
Poofter.
>>698061152
Its meguMEAN that he called the guy autism
>>698060926
Umm what? Where the hell are you then? This is an odd place wherever it is.
>>698061360
Laugh at me like that and assume we're off doing naughty things..
>>698061328
o shit
he's pretty good, I guess.
>>698061373
>>698061209
>>698061161
Plus both your waifus are shit so I couldn't tell the difference anyhow
>>698061419
I agree, Shitcunt.
>>698059937
oh look this fucking thread again
fuckin virgins
>>698060819
No one because its 12pm
>>698061435
could i get another link pls
>>698061413
cunt
>>698061459
>>698061373
>love you baby~
Can't say i can say the same
>>698061470
>love you baby~
>your waifus are shit
Pick one
>>698059937
Good morning /Waifu/!
>>698061059
I haven't signed up for School yet but that's because I'm getting some stuff settled.
My job offers tuition reimbursement which I need to find out about, end of the month I'll hit a year here and I should be eligible.
And in regards to the other thing, taken from Google:
"Physician assistants may assist doctors in surgical procedures but they themselves are not licensed to perform surgery. Other than that, the major difference in job functions between a doctor and a physician assistant is that a doctor works autonomously whereas a PA always works under the supervision of the doctor."
Not much of a difference, and I can start as a PA and always go back to school and become a full on Physician if I choose to!
>>698061243
I'm sorry for my outburst last time, it was uncalled for. I miss you quite a bit friend, wish I could contact you more.
>>698061360
Well I love what I do, that's what influenced my change of career as well from Culinary Arts to Healthy doctor stuff.
New York is killer with rent and taxes and shit so 11 really isn't much. And I'm not even trying to be greedy I just wanna live man.
I told you I'm not a car nut! The sentra was my first car, I'm open to suggestions as long as it wont break the bank and cost me $$$$$ for gas. <3
>>698060952
Ahh what game? I'm just making some toast at the moment.
>>698061620
Morning discount holo
>>698061581
Why tho?
>>698061599
I only love you so I can get even closer to hanako ~
>>698061523
See?
Now go to sleep
>>698061470
>Blind retard.
You can't talk.
>>698061620
>Autism
>>698061713
Hope.
Hope is the answer to everything.
>>698061727
why do you want people to sleep?
>>698061698
I never waifu'd Holo
>>698061753
What did I do?
>>698061725
Dude you're at least 3.5 billion gigaparsecs away from hana
>>698060605
I was gonna go to the gym with my buddies, that's why.
>>698061059
Yeah, but it's hard to write stories about the life of another human. I kinda wanted to be "Steinbeck-esque"
>>698061835
More like 3 seconds away from stealing her~
>>698061900
3 light years maybe
>>698061835
He can be with her right now, if he an heroes.
Valentina
>>698061798
Because sleep is nice
And Kaga-san demands it
>>698061652
It's fine. That's nice to know even though I can't understand why, I'm not particularly interesting to talk to.
I know you're trying to stay away from 4chan or at least these threads but chances are high you can find me here whenever you come.
>>698061835
>we're only 2500 kilometers apart
>>698061979
Oh but the time is coming. And when it does you'll regret not taking my offer to share hanako
>>698062075
its a bit of a waste of time if you do it more than you need though right
>>698061727
But its 1pm
Too early for sleep
>>698061435
Plz moar.
>>698061373
Ate you blind too? How blind are you? I can navigate my house in complete darkness but once the lights are on I'm fucked.
>>698061360
I've slept in a car but not for a whole night... It's small and not proper heating and such. Plus my city just got a bit more dangerous in the recent days.
>where may I acquire such a thing? Can I use it on phone?
>>698061652
>tuition reimbursement
That sounds good, whatever that is. I'll search it up later. As for the physician thing, that actually doesn't sound too bad actually, you won't have to do that surgeries so no stress on that part. And you are at least kind of employed by a physician so you won't have to worry about lack of patients.
Damn my replies have gotten slow.
>>698062101
I'm not trying to stay away anymore, I actually have the free time to be here so it isn't hurting me, also shut up. I like you okay, stop questioning it. And yeah I know I csn find you here but that sucks. I wanna converse more like we started to do, you just didn't care for tele and I understand.
I just miss you.
>>698060417
That's an easy request.
>>698060605
Cheeki fuck :^)
You've had you're fair share as well.
>>698060633
Sooner or later, gotta be natural heh. Sounds pretty delicious right about now, adding anything to it? Take care of that money my man. Sitting around at the moment, not that sleepy so there's that.
>>698062075
I woke up less than 5 minutes ago
>>698062273
But it's not too early for eternal sleep, kill self. :^)
>>698061785
I guess everyone here could use some hope.
QOTT:What's everyone doing today?
>>698061810
Sure, kitty~
>>698061360
So...
>>698062178
You are resting body and soul. It is the most constructive thing you can do with your time
>>698062410
You see that's the problem, there is no hope, and there never will be.
>>698061420
Building downtown. It's very weird, trust me.
>>698061435
Now who said I was assuming that? :^)
>>698061652
Double good on you. I'm trying to go back for automotive technology, but haven't really committed to anything yet unfortunately.
I know man, everyone does. Honest to god, rich people need to think less about how they're not getting their full 3 million dollars and more about the people struggling to not starve to death.
Well if you got a budget, and some preferences, I'd be more than glad to help!
>>698061865
Ohhhh, that's fine then. Just not solo mang.
>>698062325
California is its own proper heating! Although in a bad hood, ya I wouldn't risk it.
>Yep, that's the only place I have it at.
>>698062358
The cheekiest.
My fair share of what? :^)
>Wall of text on mobile
Wew.
>>698062504
I'm hungry
>Tfw I've only eaten 2 sandwiches the whole day.
>>698062504
Reflecting my life decisions and thinking what if.
>>698062273
Go for a nap
>>698062386
>
>>698062370
Go back to sleep
>>698062325
I'm not too blind I just like using it as an excuse. I'm only legally blind. Anything at a distance can get fucked as I sure as hell can't read it.
>>698062529
Galil is fox!
You're just mad you're cute
>>698062504
I'll go sleep in a bit, then walk for a bit, then sleep more
>>698062578
id rather be doing things besides more than 5 hours is just wasteful
>>698062410
>Every cloud has a silver lining.
>>698062618
Cutie~
>>698062713
I'm not mad!
Makoto a cute
>>698062649
I can't go back to sleep, I've got lots of things to do today!
>>698062887
OK then cutie.
>>698062325
Tuition reimbursement means
I sign up for it and enter into an agreement with my employer where I oay for school, and as long as I keep a high enough GPA and I pass my classes, they will give me back the money I payed to go to school.
>>698062618
Work a few jobs, see what you like, get the experience. All you really can do.
Let's not get into that, ugh.
Well I'm saving money now, my credit was 752 last I looked, I'm sure I'll be able to get a decent vehicle.
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Also! I know I'm not around much guys, I dunno if any of you care or miss me but if you wanna keep in touch I have Tele and Discord that I use.
@FroggyWaifu
The 2nd Plague#9784
Feel free to add me on either and message me.
I really do miss chatting with you all <3
night
>>698063013
Goodnight.
>>698061523
You get links once a day you must wait u_u
>>698061654
Nothing anymore.. now im just falling asleep.. heh sorry i think it's bed time..
>>698062325
one more for you before bed.
goodnight all.
>>698063013
Its 7:20 AM
>>698062326
As cold as it sounds it's just difficult for me to connect with someone that really wants to approach me.
>>698062649
How do I sleep?
>>698062504
nothing
>>698063152
ok then nii
goodnight
>>698062618
Yeah, in general I wouldn't recommend sleeping in a car. Unless you got dark tint, then you know... Well you should come by if you do go all the way to LA. (Or if you feel like it)
>I'll be back to download some stuff.
>>698062692
>I'm not too blind
>I'm only legally bling
Wat. I could only see clearly for 4 inches ahead of me. Where does that put me?
>>698062985
Oh wow that sounds really good! I'd jump on that instantly. It's a double win since you don't got to pay (kind of) and you get to pass your classes. I see no point in not getting it.
If I do get a telegram right now then I'll add you. If you want.
>>698063013
Goodnight tomoko
>>698063152
Thanks! And goodnight!
>>698063013
>>698062358
Gotta ease into it, I get ya. Probably just some butter and jam, can't go wrong with that. It should be okay, hopefully. Ah what time is it where you are?
>>698062618
What're you doing there?
>>698063013
Night night.
>>698063152
Have a good night, especially with that pic.
>>698063262
If you aren't doing anything constructive, what's the point?
>>698063262
It's easy, close your eyes and forget about your troubles
>>698063243
I-is this a fetish?..
>>698062504
Sleeping, hopefully.
>>698062529
Sooo~?
>>698062887
Yes you are~
>>698062947
Nou!
>>698062985
I've worked a few in retail, wouldn't wanna go back to anything relating to it. Security is alright, but only because I can dick around on the night shift.
Fair, subject dropped.
Hmm, going for a brand new model I assume?
>>698063152
Night Perv.
>>698063312
I sure will, all depends on if the guy answers. If not, then I'll just make a separate plan to come up.
>Mmkay.
>>698063343
Security, if you can call it that. I post on my laptop and listen to music all night.
>>698063539
I know
But you're cuter
>>698063539
Oh, you're at work, I'm an idiot ha. Thought you were just in some weird ass building for no reason. Has anything interesting happened?
>>698063312
Going for it as soon as I can! Gonna be great, cannot wait to start school again.
And sure, if you wanna get a Tele then drop me a line!
>>698063539
>Retail
God no.
Never again.
Although I worked overnights at a store stocking shelves and shit and it was so chill I slept on a shelf or in the back room or something almost every night and never got shit for it.
Silly <3
Yeah, I'll probably go brand new and just take extra good care of it, I have a mechanic brother and stuff so I can probably keep it alive for a while, and of course, who wouldn't want their own brand new set of wheeels.
>>698063243
Trust me, I already know.
Doesn't stop me from loving ya~
>>698063312
Nigga you straight blind. I mean only legally I think as you still have some sight but it honestly seems like that amount of sight is worthless
>>698063539
No I am not!
>how is my little tsun
>>698062862
Anything cloudy going on your life or you're just talking about the thread?
>>698063539
Made an account. Will you be able to see my name?
>>698063866
Just got one. Solidifying the process to see if I want or not
>>698063950
Yeah I know. I lose people if they go farther than 5 feet. I can't track their blur.
>>698064086
You might as well just damage your eyes and accept being fully blind. I think you can get benefits from it
>>698063633
I am not!
>>698063853
Lol, nope. Nothing interesting ever really happens. A birb tried to get in, and homeless people sometimes need the cops to be called, but nothing else really.
>>698063866
Lucky, my last job was stocking at Walmart. Over worked, underpaid and understaffed, and chewed out A LOT for not getting shit done.
Nah, I've got a bit of a problem ranting about money related things. Best not to get me on a topic about it unless it's for something specific, like below.
Hmmm, I'm personally not a big fan of most new cars these days. They all seem way to blended together, and kinda like mobile living rooms. They're less driving machine, and more comfy point a to b, and it causes people to drive like shit cause if it. But that's just me, obviously I'm not a majority.
>>698063985
Yes you are!
>I am not tsun, and I'm certainly not little!
>>698064086
Only the public one you set.
>>698064221
>Katawa shoujo waifu
>>698064006
>Nay. Everything is going alright, we were just pointing out that better days filled with hope will come, inside this thread, only because you brought "hope" up.
>>698064331
>>698064331
>Implying your waifu isn't just as degenerate
>>698064438
My waifu is asuna
>>698064438
>not choosing emi
>>698064221
Fuck no. The eye doctors have told me that my eyes are getting better every time I go now
>>698064293
Which one is the public one?
>>698064656
>This one
>>698064651
Well why would I want to pick 2nd worst girl
>>698064666
Heil satan fuhrer
Jk my waifu a quadriplegic furry futa fat loli
>>698064293
Ah fair enough. Guessing it's not the kind of place to have action packed robberies and stuff. A birb tried to get in? Why didn't you let it? Would have confused the fuck outta a lot of people and you get a birb friend. I'm guessing you're not allowed to physically move people, so that's why you have to call the police to do it?
>>698064547
Your waifu a
Ok
>>698064656
Staying on the computer for too long can damage your eyes!
Go excersize instead.
>>698064722
Not the username nickname thing one?
>ika
>>698064086
No problem! Whatever you choose is fine silly.
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How is the rest of the thread? Anyone else doing anything interesting in life?
>>698064757
You tell me
Because you obviously know
>>698064842
I'm not on my computer. It is kill and even if it wasn't, I wouldn't be able to see the screen.
>ika
>>698064959
Trying not to fall asleep and defending myself from being called cute
>>698063459
Alright
back from my 10 minute nap
what now?
>>698064959
I think I might keep mine made...
>>698064722
Not this one?
>
>Ika
>>698064770
Because it was a weekend, and there's a camera facing the door. I actually have a video of it if you wanna see!
Pretty much. I'm a glorified monitor in every aspect.
>>698064898
That's the one you can use to send people so they can find you.
>>698065040
You're doing a terrible job at it, cutie~
>>698065040
>You
>Not cute
Pick one please!
>>698065094
Go outside and go for a run!
>>698064976
But I've chosen Lilly and you chose shit waifu with no legs. Are we at least in agreement that shizune is worst girl?
>>698065127
Oh ho! Now you're making sense.
>ika
>>698065127
I'm not cute!
You're the cute one!
>>698065171
>Me
>Cute
Delete your 4chan account nao
Post music
http://youtu.be/tOOxlNZV4A0
>>698065040
Well.. I would have a hard time not calling you cute. Keep trying though!
>>698064976
Hey, you, this is a no sperg zone!
>bullies
>>698065121
<3
>>698065171
But its scary outside
>>698064959
Just eating some toast at the moment, have to run some errands later. Yourself froggy?
>>698065127
Ah okay, wouldn't wanna get caught in the act. Sure I'll have a look.
Yeah it's the same thing for bouncers and people like that over here. Must be infuriating when someone's being a full on dick and you can't do anything about it yourself.
![Kirino [134].png](https://i.imgur.com/YSqc8Fl.png "Kirino [134].png")
>>698063866
I see. And I don't know how to proceed now.
>>698065283
I always make sense!
>>698065286
Only I'm not, cutie~
https://youtu.be/7UFHA2RlemA
>>698065411
Here ya go. There's some other things uploaded there as well, but it's more my bike rides and such.
https://youtu.be/-AyyQ8mOpgk
Not as much as you'd think. If they're dicks, I call the cops and go about my business. No use stressin over something I have no power to change.
>>698065094
I don't know, watch a kyoani show of your choice and go to sleep again
>>698065342
But I'm not cute!
>>698065619
You are though
>Not Cute!
>>698065355
A gun will keep you safe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXgx4SDFUo
>>698065619
Ok so I think i've done it. How do I hide my fone numer?
>Ika
Good to see all the weebs are on today.
