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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>698059937
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>698065900
Claimed
>not cute edition
>>698065598
You don't have to.
I would never want to push you into an uncomfortable situation dear, just go with what feels right.
>>698065661
Fine, say what you will.
I'll just leave you alone I suppose~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zSaArgppS8
>>698065900
Galil best gun
>>698065900
i claim mootykins
>>698065900
While I'm not posting as much because hanako left and I can't aggressively flirt with her I'm still claiming Lilly
>>698062618
The one and only.
Fair share of allegations thrown about :^)
>>698063343
Yep, I'll find something, shouldn't be too hard. Ah man that sounds good right now, throw in some bacon or sausage. Hopefully so, good luck with that. Currently 8:04, you?
Nemu is cute!
>>698065900
Quit posting my waifu
>>698066015
got question
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>698065619
Ok so I think i've done it. How do I hide my fone numer?
>Ika
Greetings.
>>698066220
:^)~
>>698066281
They can't see your number unless you give it away
>>698065643
ok then
>>698066159
stella your mine m8
Seychelles; claimed
>>698065952
Supah Cute!
>>698065661
Look, you've got this many people calling you cute, so you must be cute, you cutie~
>>698065993
Shouldn't be visible to others already.
>>698066094
I don't know what allegations you're referring to. :^)
>>698066281
See above.
Doll claimed.
>>698065619
Kek, what the hell did it want so bad? Those little hops into the door as well. I'll be sure watch some.
Fair enough I guess, waste of energy to care about it. Still, hate those who think they're hard because they know you won't actually touch them.
>>698066094
I'm sure you will, got one on record so far. Ooo god that does sound nice, may have to cook some up now. I'm sure it's nothing too serious anyway, probably some information thing. About 2:10 PM.
Here, 8 at night or day?
>>698066460
Then I'm done?
>Look, you've got this many people calling you cute, so you must be cute, you cutie~
This applies to you too ya know.
>Ika
So many weaboos. So much self claimed intelligence. So little bullets.
>>698066665
One of kys
>>698066666
>>698066665
So close to quints.
Apply the noose.
>>698066429
>>698066460
>>698065923
>>698065975
>>698065952
>>698065977
>>698066015
>>698066094
>>698066143
A cute!
>>698066665
Disappointing. Off by one
>>698066666
>>698066460
I'm not cute
>its a conspiracy! You guys are planning against me!
>>698066751
Not cute, neko!
>>698066665
EDGE
D D
G G
EDGE
>>698066665
So many options. So little time
>>698066554
>Cute
>Tsun
>Perv
You know what it's like :^)
>>698066554
Got a point, we'll see. Damn straight it does, had some maple bacon not too long ago, out of this world flavor. Ah well that's good to hear. Should or mentioned that heh, AM.
>>698066751
no u
>>698066751
Nyet
>>698066829
GALIL IS FOX
GALIL NOT CAT
Don't act like you aren't the cutest one here
>>698067060
I'm the one who says random Russian words here!Blyat.
Hey, oh, let's go!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxsS_-LTe0
>>698066554
I dunno, it was there for an hour doing that!
Ya, lucky working nights I don't deal with people like that often.
>>698066647
Pretty much!
Nuh uh, it's a conspiracy with me!
>>698066751
Nuh uh!
>>698066829
You can't use that excuse, that's my excuse, cutie!
>>698067045
Nice links, Breeki. That tired after last night? :^)
>you're cute
>no you're cute, I'm not cute
>no you're cute
>no!
You are all annoying as fuck and we had this EXACT same thread yesterday.
>>698067325
I agree
>>698067325
no you the cute
>>698066751
Thank (You)
>>698067325
Got anything better to talk about? Because I'm perfectly open to suggestions.
>>698067325
We've been having these exact same threads for months.
Well, as much fun as this has been I believe I should hop off for a while, nothing is really happening. I'll try and come back more <3
>>698067325
If someone's cute, I gotta say it.Why are you so negative?Do something constructive like target shooting!
>>698067289
So then what do I do now? Which do I give out? Username or first name?
Hurry up. Let me finish so I can finally sleep. Quit complaining, shut the fuck up, and accept the cute. I want to sleep before it get brighter.
>>698065962
Tsuyu froggo~, I'm almost done here, I hope you haven't left.
>ika
>>698067476
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
>>698067496
I know I'm cute. I don't need you to tell me that.
>>698067549
How about something not related to a bunch of dudes circlejerking calling each other cute. Anything but that. Talk about how WW3 is about to start.
>>698067557
Not THIS bad.
>>698067586
You say it over 9000 times. Give it a rest.
>>698067573
No wait! I'm finishing up!
>ika
>>698067573
>hop off
Carlos approves of this message
>>698067647
How about we all go to sleep?
>>698067573
Later Froge.
>>698067613
The one that starts with an @, so the username.
Mines @Saminya
>>698067647
Not interested in WW3. If you wanna talk about engines or something I'm all for it, otherwise I'll go back to circlejerking.
>>698067662
@FroggyWaifu
<3
>>698067665
I swear to whatever higher being you believe in Carlos I will give you an almighty three shoe beating.
>>698067647
yes you do, otherwise you might forget
>>698067772
rolling for this
>>698067647
Zatknis.If it makes me happy and them happy, I'll do it.If you don't like the thread, go do something productive.Besides having the same thread isn't bad.
>>698067772
>>698067772
I actually just woke up.
>>698067836
Engines? I don't know what to talk about. I couldn't tell you the difference between two motors. I don't know anything about them.
>>698067847
>forgetting how cute I am
Please.
>>698067772
Rolling also.
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>698067922
I'd rather just talk shit, make fun of you, and laugh as you try and defend yourself on the internet. Not cute almost fury raifu.
>>698067987
Waifu threads are only allowed on Wednesday.
>>698067045
I'll take it that was meant for Makoto. Maybe you're more tired than you think.
Yep, I'm sure you can think of some good doll ones. Never had maple bacon, but I'll definitely have to buy some now. Yeah, I'll see when I get there I guess. So you were up all night then? You night owl Maki.
>>698067269
Hey, like the song, how are you?
>>698067289
Well it's got commitment, I'll give it that.
Yeah that's good then. It just really irritates me. Doesn't mean it's always that way around though, some security staff can be dicks too, though I'm sure you're not.
>>698067573
Night frog.
>>698067647
The world has been unstable as fuck recently, wouldn't be surprised if something real big kicked off.
>>698067987
They were on /a/ then the mods starting deleting them
>>698067325
Not my fault people think I'm cute.
>>698067987
Why aren't porn webm threads on /gif/?
Why aren't cat threads on /an/?
Etc.
>>698068021
>Not cute
That's your opinion
>Almost furry
Also an opinion
>>698066213
You're free to post her yourself, I will stop if you do.
>>698066359
Greets hopefully.
>>698068093
I hope it wipes Muslims off the face of the Earth. No room for a bunch of modern day barbarians.
>>698068144
>basically a dog girl
Yeah. It's an opinion alright.
>>698068224
>>698067934
I'll suck you off to remind you
>>698067987
because /a/ is gay
>>698068093
I'm chill.
>>698068298
>>>/trash/erp
>>698067934
Then I guess it's back to circlejerking.
>>698068093
I wish I had given it a gummy worm to be honest.
I try to be nice, and I'll generally give people a whole hour to move and do whatever before I call the cops. But if they ignore me after that hour I have them, then whatever, they can deal with the cops who will be a tad less nice about it I'm sure.
>>698068142
Of course it's not your fault, you're just naturally cute. You can't help it~
>>698068263
His waifu is a kitty
>>698067934
Go for a walk, come back, watch Yami Shibai, because that's the first thing thing that came to my mind, and go back to bed.
Ok guys I got my telegram set up so I'm finally going to sleep now. If you going to add me or whatever it is that you do it's @Placeb0
Goodnight all
>>698068348
But I'm not cute!
>>698068093
It's actually 9:35am and I'm still at work!
Just figured I'd go back to lurking while I do whatever but I don't mind staying to chat, how are you Doll? I never really have chatted with you that I recall..
>>698068375
>>698068346
:^(
>>698068263
>Fox ears and tail
Thats not basically a dog girl.
Besides, I can do what I want.
Also you're just jealous that my waifu is a raifu and yours is a NEET
Best type moon claimed.
>>698065900
Best Garupan.
>>698068348
Seriously? All you can think to do is talk about engines or call other waifu cute? You can't talk about anything else? Weird.
>>698068364
I think I might jump on warframe. Try and come back when real discussion is happening.
>>698068495
>:^(
It's time to die.
>>698068558
>NEET
Learn what words are before using them.
>>698067289
Staring at a screen, going back and forth with this Cheeki specimen right here will do that to you :^)
>>698068093
Around this time a lake of attention to detail surfaces, heh may be right about that.
You know what, I'm re-downloading it now, just so I can get some ideas maybe, and enjoy the game again. Sweet, you won't regret it, flavor is top notch, a little brown sugar helps as well, not too much though. That you will. Had a small nap, but for the most part yes. Whole family is full of night owls, schedule is flipped as well. If the passing out doesn't work then I'll take it on my own hands.
>>698068576
Lets talk about your autism perhaps
>>698068576
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOW4QiOD-oc
>>698068579
klonata or discount klonata?
:o roll
>>698068576
:(
>>698068677
tsukasa
rollio:
>>698068576
We can also talk about fallout and how anyone who thinks Bethesda makes good games are WRONG.
>>698068575
>Best Garupan
We used to have one, don't you remember?
>>698068638
>>698068776
Explain New Vegas
>>698068576
>Warframe
Wasn't that game shit?
It was when I played in 2013
>>698068828
Obsidian.
>>698068834
It was and is.
>>698068828
New Vegas is the shit nigga
>>698068885
Explain 3
>>698068459
Ya huh! And you can't prove me wrong!
>>698068576
I'm a car nut, what do you expect?
>>698068642
Is my bantz too much for you to handle, Breeki?
>>698068828
Wasn't that done by Obsidian?
>>698068776
Speaking of Bethesda.
Quake champions thing trailer is out. I know it's technically not Bethesda, but I don't care
>>698068731
so discount klonata?
:oillor
>>698068941
Not good.
>>698068674
Hmm. It's a real annoying thing to deal with. Children don't listen, and outwardly try and disobey. Hitting them is looked down on, and they won't listen when you explain why they are wrong and just scream at you, saying NO NO NO. I hate it. One of my friend's nephews is autistic and it isn't terrible, but maaaaaaaaaaan you can tell this kid will have issues later in life.
>>698068676
I still have yet to see Bladerunner. I hear it's an 11/10 movie, but I just haven't sat down to watch it.
>>698068776
Bethesda did make good games. Did being the operative word. Morrowind is not great by any means, but it was a good game at the time.
>>698068816
I don't understand.
>>698068834
It's Robot Ninjas with Guns in Space. People say it sucks because they can't read or math.
>>698068949
Well I figured that, but you'd be talking with someone who doesn't know what a DOHC is or does, but I know my car has one!
>>698068949
Not cute though
>>698069050
>>698068805
I'm confused, Miho still posts but can't remember any serious Mako claimers.
>>698068828
Not made by Bethesda, same for games published by them but made by other studios, like DOOM, Wolfenstein or Dishonored.
>>698068941
Shit, does get something of a pass for at least being new but still not very good, between the usual terrible worldbuilding, writing and approach to storytelling.
>>698069048
Explain daggerfall
>>698069050
It felt very half-assed when first released
>>698069146
Too long ago.
>>698069212
Explain pong
>>698068575
She is, glad you agree.
>>698069021
>trash ship bullying 2nd tier ship
This picture triggers me softly.
my waifu
Who else thought Link was Zelda?
>>698069239
Bing bong
>>698069331
Explain space invaders
>>698069281
Have some cute sheep-ships
>>698069393
Spas Rimbaud's
>>698069125
K then. Congratulations on your jewfu.
>>698069166
Really? Any time I played it I always enjoyed the universe and gameplay. What felt "half-assed?"
The combat? The story? The questing?
>>698069319
Back in the 90s I did. Dad had the original NES with a gold cartridge of TLoZ. Until I actually beat the game and rescued the princess did I realize Zelda was not the hero.
>>698069393
A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride
>>698069132
'Twas quite a long ways back, and they didn't stay for too long, so I understand why you wouldn't recall it.
>>698069281
To be perfectly honest, I couldn't see Mako as anything but a lighter and softer version of Shiki so hard not to like her.
Also since you liked Zuikaku, Kai ni or Kai ni-A ?
>>698069050
You seem awfully familair, can't place my finger on it though.
>>698069459
Did you say sheep ships?
>>698069050
It means you have 2 camshafts. 2 intakes, and 2 exhausts per cylinder.
>>698069122
Yes you are, stop denying it before something happens!
>>698069493
The game. It was broken as arse
>>698069570
Yes
>>698068263
At least get rid of the IS bollocks. Get them to admit their religions pretty fucked, even in religious terms.
>>698068338
Good good. Up to much?
>>698068348
You should have, reward that willpower.
That's all people can ask of you. An hour's more than enough to get a move on, any more than that is taking the piss. Yeah fair enough, maybe they'll prefer the 'baton to the dick' kind of nice.
>>698068375
Night squid.
>>698068461
Oh alright then, whoops! where'd you work?
Don't let me keep ya, I'm alright if you just wanna lurk. I'm doing pretty well, you?
I don't think we have either.
>>698068642
That's true, I'm the same at night, much slower too. I know I'm right Mak attack.
Oh bloodborne? Cool! I'm just past Anelia at the moment. Ooo alright then, I'll pick some of that up too. Yeah I tend to float in and out at night until one big pass out (as you've probably noticed). I tend to be an early bird kinda guy, but lately I'm staying up real late, you're a bad influence on me.
>>698068834
It's alright. Kinda grindy though.
>>698069493
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>698069593
What are you going to do?
I'm not denying anything!
I'm not cute!
>>698069593
>camshafts
I have cameras in my car?
>>698069599
Wow. Great. You sure convinced me with that hot opinion.
>>698069684
>admit their religions pretty fucked
Good luck. You can't get Jews and Christians to agree on much and they are literally the same thing, but one has some Jewish Messiah, and the other doesn't have any Messiah.
>>698069740
When and where.
>>698068302
Great feet
>>698069684
Shoulda seen everyone here telling me to let it in.
Pretty much. One lady got taken away in cuffs about a week ago or so actually!
>>698069781
You're denying that you're cute! And I'll do something unforgivable!
>>698069831
Nonono, camshafts are what holds your intake and exhaust valves in place!
>>698069519
Problably a mix of factors, I generally have trouble remembering if they werent around for at least a couple of weeks, Wasn't until relatively recently I wached the show and so wouldn't have paid much thought to a poster, and it might have been in a time where I wasn't paying that much attention to the thread.
>>698069831
In front of the Alamo at HIGH NOON on Monday.
>>698070002
Show me what you're going to do!
>>698070002
So if I had a 6 cylinder DOHC I would have like, 12 intakes, exhausts, and camshafts? Or am I completely misunderstanding you?
>>698070017
>asking me to go downtown. When I start school I might be able to oblige.
>>698070176
Noice waifu
But Yuu is better
>>698069831
I did only play the beta back in 2012 (yes I know I said 2013) and it was kind of shite, so I don't know maybe the game is completely different now
>>698070176
That's what I thought
Dekomori claim desu~
>>698070017
>high noon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTlrKJPcRWU
>>698067231
Learn some russian, make kompot, and get out of here
>>698069537
She reminds me a bit of how I was in school.
>sleepy all the time
>being late in the morning
>random class skipping
>monotone speech
>still learn things faster and with less effort than others somehow
Miho in the first episodes reminded me of Shinji.
>get in the fucking tank Miho
>Zuikaku
Both look great and my taste in this kind of things is unstable, I remember I used to prefer ni-A at first but at this moment ni is my favourite.
>>698070241
>Yuused goods.
I hope she gets more appearances in later chapters. I feel like Yuu and Komiyama have been shoved onto the backburner with all these new girls Tomoko is interacting with.
>>698070322
>basing your opinion of a game on the beta
C'mon man. C'mon.
>>698070329
Look man, if you want to go to the Alamo on Monday that's fine. I hate driving downtown and I'm not about to go there to tell some dude his Jewish raifu is basically a furry.
>>698070456
>implying 50 people don't claim tomoko
>>698070432
I'm leaning towards keeping Zuikaku in Kai ni with Shoukaku in Kai ni-A. Partially because Zuikaku in camo matches Zuihou.
>>698070525
It's really fucking hard being popular.
Post Nazi Waifu
>>698070456
It left an impression on me, I couldn't help but talk shit about it after that
>>698069684
Well, I goofed and lost my whole reply lol.
Either way I'm great thank you for asking.
Just found out that the State is supposed to be coming to inspect our house so I'm actually gonna go now! We will chat sometime soon.
![Kirino [296].png](https://i.imgur.com/A8jv1zA.png "Kirino [296].png")
>>698070742
Hide the crack pipes and weed plants bro
>>698070456
>>698070155
>
>>698070176
2 camshafts, 12 intakes, 12 exhaust ports.
>>698067647
Please just stop with the ww3. It's unlikely to happen; it's a waste of money, time, and effort. Plus Russia, as you're mistaken to believe isn't as tough as you think it is. What will happen: Electiom, negotiations, half-assed treaty, Putin continues to make weapons because paranoia, rinse and repeat.
So please, don't be bloody annoying and do some research
>>698070568
Sounds like a good idea, I wish Zuihou had an option like this, her headdress matches the regular clothes too perfectly.
>>698069831
>Good luck
Think we'll need it. Exactly, it's why I've never understood sects of religions, like Catholicism and Protestantism. They seem like they're almost exactly the same thing, but with ever so slightly different rules (I might be wrong, don't know much about it, so can't really say). And yet that influenced so many wars and rivalries.
>>698070002
I can bet, everyone knew what was up.
Ha, what was she doing? Just not clearing off like you said or was she kicking off?
>>698070742
Fuck I hate it when I do that, especially when you write a shit tonne.
That's good then. Oh okay then, good luck with the inspection, hide the dank man. Looking forward to it.
>>698070892
Mhmmm. Intredasting. What is the purpose of two intakes and exhausts per cylinder? Wouldn't just one intake and exhaust work fine?
>>698070891
If you are serious and you want me to tell you that in real life, pick a not downtown spot.
>>698070915
I was just trying to get the chat off of a "Your cute." loop and it worked.
Sometimes I wonder, why do you play with my feelings so carefree.
>>698070892
Lewd!
Ero!
Explicit!
(i like it!)
>>698071037
Pretty sure the only difference between Protestants and Catholics involve sex and marriage.
But seriously. It's a big Imaginary Friend Popularity Contest that got taken way too far.
>>698071037
Hello Doll
>>698070456
>yuused goods
top nep
>>698071177
Wow I rarely forget pictures. Oops.
>>698068949
I believe they're not handled well enough.
>>698069684
>Mak attack
You're leaving me behind with these names kek. Yeah it's the same then.
That's the game, shouldn't take too long to get back into the flow of it. Good stuff man, good stuff. Same here, just not happening for some reason. Probably gonna try once this 404's. Early bird eh? Don't know how you do it. Heh, sorry about that, at least you're learning from the best.
>>698071073
It won't work because people here are adamant. It's how threads are still around. You haven't succeeded. Do something else or just don't pay mind to it.
>>698071265
British maki was cooler
>>698071025
All I want for christmas is Zuihou Kai ni.
>>698071087
Try sleeping your troubles away
>>698071322
I want to sex the Shiki
Calamity-masu'd
>koume, you're cute accept it
>>698071308
>just ignore posts that are of low quality
That's not how it works
>>698071308
>It won't work
It already has. I know the thread will devolve back into purely the "You're cute, no you're cute, no u" circlejerking bullshit but for now we have a little bit of real conversation mixed in.
I'm learning a little about engines and religion is always an easy topic to talk about.
>>698071590
>two posts in a row
I must be distracted by something. This is unacceptable.
>>698071322
It feels kinda bad having no goals to achieve between lvl 25 and marriage.
>>698071037
Screaming, raving, yelling about Obama and yelling that the cops weren't cops and we're just phonies getting money. Completely crazy.
>>698071073
More fuel can be injected so more power. A single one would work, but then it would be a SOHC engine.
>>698071087
Sanyan.
>>698071135
You asked for it after all, cutie~
>>698071557
Then do tell me how it works. These threads are low quality, people came to shit on it. Their shitting was the equivalent of what you were doing in a larger scale. It did not work as you can see
>>698071647
>marriage.
Why is that a goal of yours hamo?
>>698071590
You were going to have that regardless. Talk more and the conversations will come
>>698071647
It does, and her stats are mostly mediocre too, still my highest level cvl around 60 something.
Well, GATE was good. Not sure what to watch/read next, but there's plenty of options.
>>698071698
But I'm not cute
>>698071489
Not cute
>>698071698
So, what, it uses fuel injection to make the pistons rise and fall? I guess SOHC are more old school or just not as popular?
>>698071839
Well obviously. No one else had suggestions tho.
>>698071750
When people make repetitive content or posts you are supposed to call them out on it, or else you are perpetuating their behavior, that's how self moderation works. That's why shitposting is frowned upon
>these threads are of low quality
No they aren't, they're pretty much the best thing happening on /b/ right now
>>698072065
It sucks that there's that mentality going around. No one tries to pitch what they know into the fray. Just resumes with the basic crap banter. I will agree on that end. I would say don't spread misinformation yet no one here cares about politics or not many.
Also, search Eric the car guy. YouTube channel dedicated to fixing cars and other things, if you're interested in that
>>698072109
I enjoy your responses. While mine are practically just reeing, yours are well made. I do envy your way of expression. I'll take note of that
Claimed fluff
>>698072062
Oh yes you are~ Do I have to do it again~?
>>698072065
SOHC is a bit older, but not really uncommon. And fuel injection is something entirely different.
>>698072436
I think I've heard of that channel before actually. I'll have to give him a look see sometime.
>>698072436
I'm not interested in cars. I'm interested in conversations.
Not mindless circlejerking.
>>698072648
You a cute
>>698071177
That's what I thought as well, but there might be slightly more to it, I dunno. If so that just makes it more stupid.
Yeah, if people just chilled out about it we'd be in a much better place, and if they used common sense to see rules written 1000+ years ago might not apply now.
>>698071211
Yo what's up art Deko?
>>698071265
What're you talking about Mak n cheese? Yeah I thought so.
Didn't for me anyway, once you get the controls back down you'll be set. Can't wait. Fair enough, I'm sure you'll get it eventually. Yeah good time to stop. I don't know, just always have, never really needed an alarm. It's alright, this bad habit is pretty enjoyable, plus I get a good teacher.
>>698071698
Kek, sounds like she was possessed by /pol/. I'd like to meet her.
>>698072646
No I'm not! Probably!
>>698072648
Whats your favorite anime, cutie
>>698072582
It's okay anon. I like talking to people and /a/ has been stale for the last couple of days for some reason
>>698072646
I want to "inject my fuel" into makoto
>>698072712
To be honest, I think religion is good. It's a central idea that a lot of people subscribe to. They GENERALLY promote great virtues and morals. But seriously, that it. It's a book, written by man, to guide man out of a dark time of struggles and strife.
Not until a real God or Anticrhist shows can we expect religions of the world to make a true peace.
>>698072710
I will rape you with a rake.
>>698072830
Outlaw Star
>>698072646
So... It's literally just injecting twice as much fuel as a SOHC?
>>698073061
Why a rake?
>>698072648
It seems that you've conversations to tend to. Thanks for the chat. I like to picture the whole bit akin to that monty python sketch
>>698071320
Britfag was a pretty cool guy, hope things are working out for him.
>>698072712
Kek, you know what exactly I'm talking about Doll.
That's the worst part, having to deal with that but it's part of the experience ya know. Yeah it's starting to take effect, letting it slip in. Exactly, once everything is over. Some people are just wired I guess, wasn't blessed with that heh. Well glad to see something good is coming out of it, always a pleasure.
>>698072712
I think she was drunk, cause she had a can of beer next to her.
>>698072830
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You just want me to do that, you perverted cutie~
>>698072907
That seems unhealthy and hazardous. I'd recommend not to.
>>698073061
Not necessarily. It has the ability to do so, but whether it does or doesn't is entirely up to the drivers throttle input.
>>698073175
Doesn't it sound absolutely terrifying?
>>698073202
Huh? Which one? Monty Python, nah fuck that. John Cleese is the only Brit humorist I like.
>>698073385
Yes.
Wouldn't you rather I jerked you off?
>>698073385
The argument clinic sketch. If the bit is of no recollection, here's the link
https://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y
>>698073348
So... It is just for more power? A stronger, faster injection?
Am I DPing my cylinders?
>>698073492
>>>/trash/erp
>>698073519
I actually haven't seen that one. Bretty gud.
uhhhhh ohhhhhhh HERE COME THAT BULLSHIT
>>698073716
But I don't want to erp
>>698073348
"My fuel" meaning my seed
>>698073523
More torque and horsepower. Allows for more acceleration and top speed.
>>698073746
HERE COMES THE CANCER SQUAD
>>698068302
nice feet
