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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Best type moon claimed.
>>697909955
No, she cried because she had no idea what the fuck was going on. No one did. Not until the aftermath. Kallen wasnt smart enough to keep up at all.
>>697910053
My friends have tried raiding but they hate playing to be like that. Much rather have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
still here
and
>>697909745
i would like that.
>>697909881
ive played a good bit of LoL something like 1000 wins or so. civ is alright cant play it too much. havent played bloodborne but would like to from darks souls 1-3 and overwatch is fun.
>>697909893
Near the end it did appear to the Knights that lelouch was no different than any of his predecessors, and was just a power hungry cunt. In his last moments he made it clear to only Kallen, CC, Suzaku, and Nunnally of what he had actually done.
>>697909978
Mugi claimed
Going to bed as it is 8:00 AM
Sweet dreams, my chickadees
>>697910139
>>697909783
I don't get it. People come in here and get their shit jumped for having trash images. Yet here's Rory Still posting the same trash gifs and the same trash samples.
>>697910139
She clearly understood it, if not fully then but clearly at the end because she was fucking giving the prologue and had a picture of lelouch up on her wall and acknowledged that he had made it a better place.
>>697909734
Oh that Carlos. Lol
>>697909881
You guys use the 24 hour clock don't you? I legit got confused for a split second thinking it was 8pm for you.
Clammed
>>697910232
night
>>697910232
Night!
>>697909881
Have to open up the building and put my laptop away since I'm technically not supposed to be on it, even though nothing ever happens here.
>>697910162
>not even including Jeremiah
Jeremiah knew of the plan just as much as Suzaku by the end, he is the one who told everyone to stop chasing after Zero and smiled after "failing" to kill him himself.
>>697910139
I'm one of those people who love a challenge so high end raiding is extremely fun, I just don't have the time anymore which is why I quit, maybe they'll have learnt their lessons from WoD and actually have interesting content outside raiding like in MoP but I have my doubts.
Still haven't found anything as fun as patch 5.1 Brawlers guild.
>>697910360
Jeremiah is by far the best girl of Code Geass.
>>697910289
Just because she understood it after his death doesn't mean she didn't backstab him before Lelouch got control of Damocles.
>>697910150
Read >>697908831
Eu claimed
>>697910503
thats me.
>>697910503
I don't know, spinach cake?
>he dislikes tomatoes
>>697910430
It's one of those characters that I disliked at first and suddenly became one of my favourites.
>>697910513
Good morning Eu, here early once again I see.
>>697910469
How did she even backstab him I'm lost at that bit. She did everything in her power to protect him up until that point, and didn't even kill him when she could have. Keep in mind she was crying when she said she was going to kill him, she hesitated before finally being attacked by Suzaku.
>>697910360
Possibly my least favorite character in the series, his character development was trash and he existed only so weird story line things could play out for lelouch.
>>697910232
Good night anon.
>>697910246
>thats actually the biggest size you moron
>right click can be your friend sometimes
>>697910289
She understood a good month after the fact. She just wanted to bone him hard. Pure lust.
>Nunnally didnt know at all
>>697910699
Thats not the Eu we know
>>697910777
That was out of a supposed loyalty to the idea of Zero. Had nothing to do with Ledouche.
How's everyone doing??
I just woke up, Gotta take doggo to the vet for her shots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10yrPDf92hY
>>697910813
She didn't want to bone him persay, I think she fell in love with Zero first then lelouch later. She didn't respect lelouch at all, only Zero.
>>697910895
She clearly had feelings for both before and after lelouch left the Knights. They only felt off-putt because he said they were disposable, but he didn't really mean it, especially towards Kallen because he told her to live.
I can't fucking take this shit. I lost my doge, i'm in debt, and I work a lonely job in SD. I'm jumping.
>Makoto
>>697910777
Maybe by fighting him and destroying Lancelot.
>Jeremiah
He is sold out as a retard at the beginning but once you understand how his loyalty works it will all make sense and you will be able to see how much of a good character he is.
Loyalty is something important on chivalry and that's all Britannia culture is based around.
>>697911018
Do a flip
Where is that anon that said he will post with his tripcode?
>>697911018
Great bait faggot
>actually going to bed now
night
>>697911126
I'm going to bed and i dont feel like it
>>697910813
Is it not?
>>697911018
Nice try, my doge is alive, the job isn't very lonely at all since I get to be here, plus I'm in the stairwells you fuqboi.
>>697911171
goodnight anon
i love you
>>697910150
Oh by the way, I've listened to the M83 album you recommended yesterday. I enjoyed it a lot.
>>697910152
Roughly the same then. I'm a big fan of Civ, but I usually like to play a standard game to it's end in one sitting. Bloodbornes my favourite from the lot, but they're all great games. Yep.
>>697910232
Night.
>>697910301
Ah we use both. Most things tend to be in 12 hour clock though. I meant like 20 minutes until 1 oclock. Well it is 1 now.
>>697910345
Ah sneaky. I like it. Fair enough, guess you just have to follow the procedure.
Doll claimed.
>>697911215
>i love you
!
>>697911070
She had to have loved lelouch, the same way she loved Zero. Perhaps putting the two together was hard to see, mostly because of how different they were. Kallen probably respected lelouch more after talking to Nunnally during her capture because she saw lelouch as a good older brother, like her own.
As for Jeremiah, I feel like his existence was made into a meme towards the end as well by making him fucking pick oranges in his last scene. I still only view him as a plot device
>>697911264
xoxo
Yeah I know. I just got both numbers mixed up a bit.
>>697911167
Goodnight tomoko!
>>697910968
Yo what's up. You should tell Makita about all your doggo endeavors.
>Her
Post pics
This shit is gay
>>697911447
>>697911246
You are the first reply to >>697911447
>Ika
>>697911175
Wrong filename.
>>697911298
You really cant see the purpose in making him the butt monkey, can you?
>>697910301
Sorry but you'll have to share, ika is the bestest.
>>697911246
Hey, gotta do something all night, right?
Now here's an actual picture from my work rooftop tonight. Facing towards the bridge and convention center, with the mall plaza right underneath.
>Makoto
>>697911447
>Makita
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS MAKOTO FUCKING AUTOCORRECT!
>>697910603
But you're not the one measuring me, are you?
>>697910647
The dislike of tomatos runs in my family. IIRC some of my relatives/ancestors actually developed an allergy to them. Luckily it hasn't happened to me.
>Spinach cake.
Is that even a thing?
>>697911470
Totally. Especially when you joined...
>>697911447
why?
>>697911643
Fag.
>>697911742
Just for you know... Science.
>>697911609
Not particularly
>>697911674
Weren't going to sleep anon?
>>697911246
Glad you liked it. A lot of posters from this thread play civ so maybe we could get a game going some day.
>>697911671
So you dislike pizza and all those goodies from Italian gastronomy?
>spinach cake
Yes it does and it's very good, with the right amount it tastes just like yogurt cake.
>>697911674
You just joined, but you already bringing the mad bantz. I like you.
>Inb4 ends up here for another hour before actually sleeping.
>Not that I'm complaining
>>697911609
>Filenames on mobile
I may be a masochist, but Im not a masochist.
Holy shit, is this current gen /waifu/? Disgusting.
>>697912035
Looks like a green shit.
>>697912055
>I may be a masochist, but Im not a masochist.
Wat
>>697912216
I liked /waifu/ Red Version better
>>697912216
no this is gen 2 /waifu/
>>697912430
I prefer the Saber one.
>>697911529
I thought I was. Oh no worries then, happens to me with times.
>>697911657
Yep beats doing nothing. That's a lovely view, nice wallpaper material.
>>697911671
>Dislike tomatoes
I'm the same way, but I love tomato products like puree and sauce
>>697912035
Yeah, Run into flowers is probably my favourite. Oh nice, we should some time.
>>697911881
Hes the perfect scapegoat. Any ineptness will be down to what people see of him in the past. By being retarded, he all but ensures Zeros survival as anything that fails will be on him. He doesn't mind, now does he? Loyalty to the crown, the better world.
>>697912528
Disgusting...
The Saber waifus are shit
Especially the starters
The gen 1 starters arw Megumeme, Ryuko and Satsuki
Saber Version are Rem, Nonon, and Nui
>>697912430
>>697912518
>hurr durr let me parrot and samefag because muh waifu thread isn't bad!
>being this pathetic
>>697912280
I may like torturing myself by looking at cars I can't afford, but I'm not going to go and click 3 times and look at Filenames on mobile.
>>697912610
Thanks. The troll poster posted a picture I took of the roof right after Prince died I believe. It was either that one, or the Florida shooting. The building around here put up lights in tribute.
>>697912762
You got me
>>697912886
>retards still take these pictures
>>697912865
>3 times
Nigga just a tap is fine
I've stalled enough. Good night, waifu. Going to sleep
>>697913128
night night
>>697912610
It must be the late/early hours getting to me then. I might sleep now.
>>697912865
Lol but you only have to click/tap on the size of the image. That shows the name without enlarging it.
Ok. Styx is playing tomorrow and I'm going to go see them so I should probably sleep early today. (Earlier than usual)
>>697913128
Good night
>>697913267
Go to bed.
>I'm only telling you what your previous image told me to do
>ika
>>697912035
No, just raw tomato. I'm actually Italian, so there is a lot of irony to be had here. Basically what >>697912610 said.
>Interesting, I might try it sometime.
>But take another guess at the dessert if you can.
>>697913128
Switch out your pillows.
>>697912865
I love pictures like that. Too bad heights scare the shit out of me or I'd like to see them firsthand.
>>697913128
>>697913214
Night guys.
>>697913412
tomatoes are the shit you cray cray
>>697913494
So no doggo style?
>Ika
>>697913048
Says you!
>>697913128
Night Shizu.
>>697913214
For some reason, mine likes to think I clicked on the image, EVERY SINGLE TIME! So I end up click to open, click to close, then I lets me click for filename.
>>697913489
Hehe, wanna see a crazy picture I took?
>>697913659
I feel like you want me to to be mean or something.
>>697913691
An open image has its name underneath it so you only have to close it afterwords.
>Image
Oh no, not that image!
>>697913774
By all means please do
>ika
>>697913494
They really aren't though. Can't stand the things.
>>697913691
Sure, lay it on me.
>>697910513
Oh~?
It's nice to see another person with great taste~
'Sup?
>>697913836
Yes that image!
>>697913871
I decided to have a rest...on the edge.
>>697913984
Surely THIS is Eu, right?
>>697914188
Heya Taiga.
>>697914250
Jump you pussy.
Life will never get any better.
Least you have control of this.
No regrets.
>>697914250
Yes yes~
This is the Eu~
>>697914250
jump you fucking retard
>>697914250
Fuck. No. Fuck. No.
I fucking hate this image. It scares me even as an image dude. I'm out for sure now.
>ika
>>697914188
Yo.
>>697914250
Fuck that man. Fuck that.
>>697914316
This. One less autistic anime fucktard to pollute this board, and the world.
>>697914497
>>697914508
I hope you go out and suicide
>>697914510
+1
>>697914316
>>697914473
>>697914510
>>697914608
bullying is not nice
>>697914250
Holy fuck thats scary
I'm fucking OUT
Get the fuck away from the fucking ledge you retard i dont want my tsundete dying on me!
>>697914510
>>697914316
>>697914473
>>697914608
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
>>697914250
Yo. Neat photo, reminds me of bungie jumping.
>>697914508
Aye.
>>697914316
This was weeks ago you shitposter.
And what are on about, it's already getting better!
>>697914436
In that case, please refer to
>>697910699
>>697914473
See above.
>>697914497
Being up there, I had a VERY firm grip on a pole that was next to that spot.
>>697914508
Hehe, it was an interesting night that night. No matter how suicidal one might get, seeing it all from that high up is a hell of a deterrent. Besides, I'm pretty far past that kind of depression.
>>697914667
I am not tsun! Besides, it's an old picture from like, a month ago!
>>697914639
But eating mouses alive is.
>>697914774
>>697914766
Good morning to you too, friend~
How has your day been so far~?
Hotaru is best waifu of Summer 2k16
>>697914766
Your the one who broke up with two NEETS? Or they dropped you? i can't remember>
>>697914766
Jesus fucking christ dont fucking scare me...
Now I can't fucking sleep you tsundere cunt
Too early for this nyanpasu
>>697914866
>>697914964
>best
>seasonal
>waifu
That isn't Saya.
Also kill yourself.
>>697914681
Fucking this, these waifu threads are easily the most cringe inducing, pathetic, and fucking retarded thing on here. Nothing but a constant circlejerk where the faggots here ask the same fucking questions daily. Of course, only a degenerate pussy would post a picture like that and not jump.
>>697914997
Hey! Just like me! I always say I'm going to sleep but I never do.
>ika
>>697914745
Ohhh, I've always wanted to try that! Too poor though. Was it fun?
>>697914893
Pretty mixed, I didn't really get anything done at all today, but I didn't get bitched at so its quite the improvement over yesterday!
>>697914992
I broke up with them. Hell of a good decision.
>>697914997
I am not a tsun! Although I am a total cunt, I'm glad you agree.
>I guess that just means you'll be hanging out with us for a bit longer~
>>697915007
Nyanpasu!
>>697914608
Likewise anon.
>>697914766
Pictures like that are pretty cool, but I don't know how people do it. That's good anyway.
I'm gonna run some errands, back in a bit.
>>697915065
Yeah I have a seasonal waifu because you fucking weebs keep claiming my OG waifu before I can claim her.
Also Hotaru is better than Saya no matter what you say. Saya is bland and too girl next door for me but Hotaru is vibrant and exciting.
Also kill yourself
>>697915125
/waifu/ thread is where a bunch of drawfag rejects hangout and circle jerk each other and act smug to anyone not in their top tier autism crew.
The fucking losers have invaded this thread so goddamn hard it's sickening.
>I am so lonely notice me
>Please love me
>Here's a (You) feel better I love you
This used to be a nice place.
why can't everyone of you retarded waifuists just disappear from the face of the earth I hate every single one of you so damn much YOU HAVE NO OC YOU LYING FUCKS YOU ARE NOT THE DAMN PINNACLE OF BOARD CULTURE YOU ARE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FUCK YOU.
I don't have a reaction image close to the eternal raging fire of hatred that is forever burning inside my empty heart but I'll attach this image anyway
>>697915035
nazrin and chen together are cute
it would be a waste to ruin something this cute
>>697915279
Morning, you crazy bastard. How's it hanging? I'm in your state, just further NE.
>>697915467
Just dropping in to tell you that you have shit taste anon. Date a girl like Hotaru once and you'll want to kill yourself every day of it, guaranteed. Saya is top tier.
>>697915279
The cunt was because you scared me!
>I'll hang out until you leave~
>nice legs though!
>>697915508
Makoto scared me to death.
I can't fucking sleep.
>>697915717
But its only 2pm
>>697915612
Cats are jerks, and jerks ruin everything.
>>697915717
>>697915843
no u
>>697915339
It was a rather eh night for me, so I decided to do that. I felt much better afterwards. Have fun with those errands, come back soon!
>>697915625
Renge, visit plox.
Not too bad, stomach is hurting a bit right now due to lack of food, but I'm fine otherwise. Gunna try and nab some chicken tendies on the way home.
Why so Cali?
>>697915672
Hehe, still another hour to go!
>I totally inb4d this.
I think Ima make you a folder, would you be interested?
>>697915625
Nigga that's like saying that Rei is better than Asuka. what the fuck are you doing? I'll give you that Saya is ok at best but Hotaru is top-tier waifu
>>697915533
So Trap threads, dick rate threads and fap roulette threads are better?
>>697915883
A folder?
Sure...
But what for?
>>697915928
But rei is better, anon
>>697915533
Top tier post. Hugbox piece of shit thread where the faggots here actually think people care about them and their crippling autism. Literally a bunch of rejected attention seeking retards who are too fucking pathetic to kill themselves despite knowing that nobody likes them and wishes they were dead.
>>697915801
chen is not a jerk though, chen is just a brat
>>697915958
i'm not going to sleep
>>697915949
Is this a thread or a fucking social? Jesus, if you people just want to talk there's better places for that.
>NB4 umad bro?
YES I'M MAD MY FUCKING WAIFU ALREADY GOT CLAIMED
>>697915928
>>697914250
That is Eu.
>>697915672
>spoooooooook
>>697915883
>SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>697916083
1 3 5 10
I wish i could sleep and never wake up again
>>697916149
All my waafus have been claimed. thats why i dont post with images
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>697916249
>All my waafus have been claimed
Haremshitter.
You deserve none of them.
>>697915279
At the time yeah, but now I've been skydiving, and bungy was not as worth. Can't wait to get a job and this time next year I'll hopefully have my solo license... Pricey as fuck though.
What am I doing with my life?
>>697915533
Fucking this. I fucking hate so much how worthless and pathetic the degenerate pieces of shit are in this thread, you faggots know a real woman won't ever fucking touch your autistic, 500lb fat ass, right?
Your parents fucking hate you, society fucking hates you, nobody wants you breathing so do us a favor and fucking kill yourselves already.
>>697915928
DO it
>>697915928
Everything NGE is bad so that's a tough call. There's elegance in simplicity my dude.
>>697915883
Do you have enough GBPs saved up? And just for fun. We're headed to Yosemite this morning. Believe me, if California weren't too fucking big I would definitely drop by. Go eat something.
>>697916319
Ill rephrase it. I don't really have a waifu but every girl i like has been claimed
If you like Dangans in your waifu chart, I hope you like Dangans on your childrens grave, because you're weak, your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.
>>697916334
I weigh 115 lbs
>>697916334
>/b/ - random
Doesn't say anything about not posting anime or waifu threads. Fucking faggots just don't understand the point of 4chan.
This is the most autistic shit I've ever seen. Virginity: The Thread. Save up more good boy points so your parents buy you another body pillow you weebs.
>>697916249
>having multiple waifus
why tho
How much does your waifu weigh?
Is she a great fat person?
>>697913048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oi3_pW4pg4
>>697916039
Are you fucking kidding me? Rei is the waifu for neckbeards. If you want a robot waifu then at least pick a better one than Rei "Gran Autismo" Ayanami.
>>697916608
She weigh about 115
>>697916414
>yosemite
Fuck yes. I always wanted to abseil half dome or el capitan if it's possible. I'm not sure if it is, though.
>>697915279
A lazy day is the best kind of day in Eu's opinion~
What happened yesterday, if you don't mind Eu asking~?
>>697916528
>doesn't have a waifu
>butthurt all the girls he doesn't love have someone who loves them
Sucks to suck.
>>697916706
https://youtu.be/VfsKI6v_Xr4
I'm off to fap.
>>697917019
what to?
>>697917019
Wow
>>697917074
Futa > trap
>>697916982
You 'waifu' doesn't love you. She doesn't fucking feel anything she's a goddamn drawing, if anything she'd feel DISGUSTED knowing there were fat, autistic neckbeard pieces of shit fawning over her because they're too fucking pathetic to go out and pull a REAL woman.
>>697917105
Would you like to know?
>ika
>>697917202
Learn to read brother.
>>697917145
>>697917074
Both are equally gay
>>697917180
hay spidey
how you?
>>697917256
yes i really would :^)
>>697917274
oh shit its the iphone spammer
>>697917295
Futa has tits and pussy
>>697916039
As many pictures as I can get of your waifu!
>>697916166
Shooooo~
>>697916324
Solo license? You're a pilot too?
>>697916414
I've got shekkles, who needs GBPs!
Ayyyy, take a detour. :^)
I will when I get off!
>>697916818
It's a good day if you don't have things you need to get taken care of.
I got in a huge argument with my aunt, and got kicked out of the house. So I have to get my stuff moved out by the weekend.
>>697916812
That sounds pretty kickass. This is my first time to this park so I'm not sure if that's possible.
>>697916818
Eu! How are you, friend?
>>697916997
And look who it is. What's up, Rory?
>>697917273
Learn to fucking write.
>>697917295
Are you sure? I'll post if you really want to know.
>ika
>>697917369
>first time to this park
Hunting loli?
>>697917202
Textbook sexual relations are unnecessary in a population exceeding 7 billion.
>>697917433
Yas pls
>>697917433
yes
>>697917420
>this ass blasted over a missing comma
Would, you rather, I do this, and give the cadence, of, William Shatner?
>>697917369
Nyanpasu~ Thats whats up.
Also sleep. I should get some.
>>697917363
Never. The spooder never leaves!
We need more gays to stop us from mating and having children. We need to control the population. Heteros can only have 2 children, a boy and a girl.
>>697917363
That would be cool, cutie...
>>697914436
So, how has Eu been?
>>697915007
But is it too early for rattles?
>>697917609
Still better than China.
>>697917609
don't worry its proven everyone in here is either bi or gay
>>697917363
Solo skydiving license/training. Although jumping out of a plane I piloted and leaving it to explode below me as I parachuted down sounds epic.
>>697917369
Have fun feeling surreal when strolling through the valley if that's where you're headed, I would kill for that experience.
>>697917363
Oh, that really sucks, have you got a place sorted out to move into~?
>>697917369
Hello Renge~
Eu is great friend, how about you~?
>>697917756
Eu has been doing well, how about you, friend~?
>>697917918
I'm completely, %100 hetero.
But hey man, it ain't gay to get your dick sucked.
>>697917589
>tells someone to learn to read
>gets upset when someone corrects him
Yeah you should fucking kill yourself as well, degenerate piece of shit that you are.
>>697917593
Oh god what the fuck is that image get it out jesus please go to sleep
>>697917459
I hunt loli everywhere I go. Prime material detected in San Fran.
>>697917363
That's a long detour my dude and I fly back tomorrow. I'll have to plan a different trip for that.
>>697917756
It is never too early for rattles. What's up?
>>697917918
I'm going with bi since that's the least gay I can get. Could I get a pass for being a lolifucker?
>>697917921
I already did some of that, it's really phenomenonal. I'll post pictures later wherever I have signal.
Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact...
She dropped her pants and her underwear and sat on my dick. Somehow it grew in size. My gf was getting cucked by her mom. After an hour we finished up. We never told anybody about this until now
Between the /waifu/ haters and the /waifu/ posters this place is so fucking toxic. People wanna come here to escape or to pass time, even to have fun. But with all the shit from both sides it's such a depressing environment. And that's from a mentally stable normal person. Not touching this thread with a 10ft pole after this post.
@697918046
>misunderstands post
>better just attack his missing comma
>lol now I'll just resort to name calling
You're an asshat not worth the (You)
>>697917976
It is by another man. Don't kid yourself. Nothing wrong with it mind you, but you cannot deny another man sucking your cock isn't gay. and your in denial about being gay or bi for participating in that.
>>697918244
IT AIN'T GAY TO GET YER DICK SUCKED, YER GAY FOR SUCKIN DICK!
>>697918068
You, and anyone reading this, should look up Alex Honnold. That guy is literally loopy. The king of free soloing.
@697918209
Just like you aren't worth the life you were given. Go fucking die already you nameless piece of shit.
>>697918312
Is it gay to suck yourself off though?
>>697917593
Shoo shoo~
>>697917699
Then I'll do it when I wake up today, provided I don't wake up to immediately go start moving stuff.
>And I am not cute!
>>697917921
Ohhh, that's freaking cool! How much is a skydiving session anyways?
>And how many times do you have to do it before you're allowed to solojump?
>>697917962
Yep. Moving into my moms garage. It's 5 times larger than where I was living before! The only downside is a lack of my doge.
>>697918068
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
>I'm taking you drifting that trip though.
>>697918397
Well, you are sucking a dick.
But it's your dick.
So it's masturbation? Masturgaytion.
>>697918171
Good idea faggot, if only more were like you.
How many (You)'s can i get?
@697918544
lol you can leave anytime but choose to stay here.
Take your own advise.
2007 /a/ waifu bread was better
>>697918487
>autofellatio
>>697918068
I should. But I wont.
>>697918406
You're lucky Renge is here.
>>697918622
Idk
>>697918636
I know the technical term for it, but you still suckin dick.
>>697918406
That's good then, Eu wouldn't want you to be living on the streets~
C..can't you bring the doge with you~?
>>697918733
Autocunninlingus
>>697918629
Maybe your life is so shit now because you're obsessed with how much better it used to be.
>>697909978
Gwess
>>697917976
Getting your dick sucked is pretty gay
>>697917976
No you bi
+10 points for being a lolifucker though :^)
>>697918622
and one (You) for you
@697918627
>lol
>clearly a social media facebook shitter
Kek, you're the type of troglodyte who needs to get blown the fuck away. Mommy should've swallowed so fucking hard with you.
>>697918793
could you imagine a world?
>>697918849
Really I was just quoting Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, or whatever it's called.
But for real, total hetero here. I'll make gay jokes, but they ARE just jokes.
>>697918866
>mommy should've swallowed so fucking hard with you.
Incest
>>697918406
15000ft tandem was ~500 Aud.
The solo pricing is over a gran as far as I know, but in the training course you do quite a few jump with varying levels of assistance. Like where you jump out and your chord is ripped by a line attached to the plane.
>>697918068
2nd reply meant for you>>697918849
>>697918980
Have you watched the christmas one?
This thread is beyond fucking cancer. Why aren't you pieces of shit in the >>>/trash/ already?
>>697918668
>>697918849
Thank (You)
>>697919242
One of the asuka anons have skin cancer
>>697919301
REKT, do u die from that? I mean it's just skin
>>697919301
claw has terminal cancer
>>697917918
I'm hetero, I've said this already.
>>697917962
>>697918068
I've been doing well except for a slight lack of sleep. Contracting work can get so repetitive it can be quite a pain.
>>697919239
I actually saw that one in theaters. IN 3-MOTHER-FUCKING-D.
Shit was so cash.
Also pretty funny.
>>697919396
You need your skin to live, dipshit
>>697919396
Yeah, its not like we need skin or anything
>>697919428
Not a hetero for me bb
>>697919450
>>697919455
What but surely skin cancer is only on some of the skin. Just use the good stuff.
>>697919437
The reference to This Is the End when they flash back where the barnie guy died and he was in heaven tho
>>697918640
And why is that?
>>697918759
That's entirely up to if my grandma will let me. The doge sheds a lot, so it'll be quite the battle to let me bring her with me.
>>697919099
Wew, now that's pricey as fuck.
What job do you have?
>>697919428
Don't worry bb I'll make you bi
>>697919450
>>697919455
And besides. Skin is only there so we look normal and not all red.
>>697917962
I'm on vacation right now so I certainly can't complain. Glad to hear you're doing well. What have you been up to lately?
>>697918849
At least I have this
>>697918640
Y tho
>>697918406
Fucking do it man.
>>697919560
IDK, probably
>>697919696
But if we were never born with skin red would be normal
>>697919598
>NPH playing his dragged out and "lol I'm funny" hetero bro-dawg super slut role
Just once I want to see NPH be gay as fuck on screen.
>>697919779
Ever seen a ginger? They don't look normal.
>>697919696
>the first line against diseases
>literally your largest organ
>constantly dying and being created just to make sure you "look normal"
K then.
http://youtu.be/wD5s6X56mBs
http://youtu.be/Y-M4o-5IYwo
Rate my tastes you fags
>>697919484
>>697919659
Are you asking for another set of (You)s?
>Yoko.
>>697919898
Gingers aren't humans though
>>697920029
Neither are negroes
>>697919906
My dicks my largest organ lol.
The rest of the lines of defenses will do fine.
You say that like red people look normal... Wtf? Retard.
>>697919630
Job?
Nah, it was my 18th, and I'd wanted to go since I was 12 or 13.
>>697920139
Your dick is covered in skin, if it isn't, seek medical help.
>>697920029
Yeah that's why if you were red you'd look like a ginger
>>697920115
Depends who. i know a few good ones
Why isnt this thread dead yet?
