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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>697920176
Reminder that Elitism is good.
>>697919920
no i'm asking for more than that~
Koume claimed
Ika claimed.
So I finally found a smaller version that I can post on 4chan. Shall I post?
Yeet.
>>697920274
where did your C__Data_Users filenames go?
>>697920332
Go for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZNGKYgJkfI
>>697920322
Cutie.
>>697919705
I will! I gotta get a car first though.
>>697920150
Ohhhhh, that's a pretty bad ass birthday present!
>>697919630
See the reaction to spodr.
>>697919705
Because Im not tired yet.
>>697920219
It is but if it wasn't it wouldn't be a big deal. It'll just look red.
My dick is so huge when i took a pic of it to post on cock r8 threads it said file size too big 1GB/7MB
>>697920384
Once again: are you sure?
>Ika
>>697920384
Still have them. These images are on my rig tho.
Phone posting will be reserved for when I'm being a normalfag IRL.
>>697920532
Very sure
>>697920471
lul so randum XD
>>697920425
Not cute!
>it seems the tables have turned
>>697920588
Your dubs is my command
>Ika
>>697920664
Flareon is better
>>697920648
holds spork up xD i lold
>>697920425
It was the best present possible.
>>697920651
Totally cute!
>Payback!
>>697920664
>Not Sylveon
Git gud
Everyone name a game worse than world of tanks
>>697920837
Shall I post some Sylveon?
>ika
>>697920276
Are you sure you want to go lewd this early in the day?
>>697920426
Hey, we're watching your show in the stream, it's halfway through, though.
>>697920837
>Sylveon.
Excellent choice.
>>697920837
REEEEEEE not cute!
>sure its payback~
>>697920936
Kancolle.
Someone has to claim Shiro
>>697920936
2hu
Roblox
Minecraft
>>697920664
wew
also this>>697920705
>>697920986
why not?
>>697920833
So you're about to get your solo license for it?
>>697920960
>Implying I don't have enough on the desktop
Personification, but it's close enough.
>>697920986
Sylveon is literally my favorite mon, I even have a jacket based off it!
>>697921004
Totally cute~
>It so is.
Best type moon claimed
>>697920936
Fallout 4, World of Warplanes.
>>697920936
World of War Gaming.
You chose this fate.
>>697921356
Lies. I'm not cute.
>quit flirting with me :^)
>>697921420
Fallout New Vegas was objectionally best recent fallout
>>697920936
csgo
Average csgo player
"I get 300 fps"
The game came out 4 years ago nigger i should hope so.
>>697921356
The goal is next year. But then again, I hope to have a bike license and bike to match next year as well. So many plans but I don't even have a job, and have 0 moti to get one until my course is over next year.
>>697921533
>>697921356
So you gonna fuck or what?
>>697921533
Yep. Problem is that some people don't want rpgs or good games, they just want a shallow box of sand to play around in with stats.
Hi /waifu/ whats up?
>>697921356
I prefer feral but whatever.
>>697921764
Will I ever get doggo?
I'd post more but I'm not on pc and old phone is kill.
>Ika
Roblox is best game
>>697920176
Good morning waifu
people from the middle east will never assimilate into modern society and the faster people realize that the faster less people will die because of "refugees"
>dekomori claim desu~
>>697921533
Super~ Cute~
>Asking me not to flirt is like asking me not to breath.
>>697921799
Hmmm, I know how you feel. I only have one because I need one.
>Bike license
Ayyyy, what bike?
>>697921801
Can't answer that just yet. :^)
>>697921896
Pretty much this ^
>>697921093
>>697921187
>>697921420
>>697921485
I agree with you all except
>>697921764
>>697921920
Fine!
Dog Dump incoming
This is her when i picked her out from the breeder.
she was like 6 weeks old.
>>697922013
Not Cute! And I won't admit it!
>Can't answer that just yet
?!
>so you should stop doing both of them ;^)
>>697921896
Also when can we car?
>>697922145
Kitter > Doggo
>>697921920
this is her about 3 months old.
>>697921764
Thats because the average csgo player cant afford a good pc. they get 30 fps on most games so they get excited playing csgo
>>697922270
>filename: New Ghost Buster Film.jpg
>>697922270
Hmmm? So you admit that there's something to admit~
Oh nothin~
>Only when you make me~ ;^)
>>697921764
I'm honest to shit bored of csgo, it really is shit, except watching the majors. It's uninteresting, painful and will have nothing new to offer this time next year.
I agree, and I have never played WoT.
>>697922013
Any 125-300cc. I still can't even go for my bike license yet, as I haven't held my regular license for a year. Fuck you Australian government, cars are too fucking expensive and you tell me I have to wait to get a bike?
Csgo should be f2p
Its a shit game
Shitty games shpilf be free
>>697922364
absolutely adorable
>>697921764
csgo is a shit tier game
>>697922472
even the majors are boring as fuck.
literally the same setups and ooo crZy flicK~~~
only thing new in that game is the skins that the jew shills keep putting in
>>697921908
You had one job
>>697922270
Car?
>>697921533
>>697922654
Not really since Obsidian had several of the people from old fallout.
>>697922774
It's more of a joke on Bethesda.
They didn't let them work on Fallout 3, so they made NV.
Guess which one is worth playing.
>>697922145
>>697922364
Aww that's so cute. I'm glad I got to see doggo. Thanks for that.
My pixiv is so unorganized that I can even search for an artist or picture because too many.
>Ika
>>697922615
They haven't implemented driving
>>697922467
There's no proof there's anything to admit!
>Oh nothin
What?!
>you have an s&m fetish dontcha ;^)
>>697922843
Brotherhood of Steel?
>>697922922
You completely lost me, in fallout 4?
>>697922611
Yeah, I guess. I just love watching the underdogs almost beat a world class team. I think it was VP vs SK? It was intense.
Makoto is a cute
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>697922871
Here's her today 45lbs and 6 months old
Chocolate lap purebred from a champion blood line.
>>697922336
Cat's are alright if you enjoy people smelling cat piss on you or in your house. Not to mention fuck litter boxes.
>>697922472
Getting bored of a game that has been recycled since 1999 is normal.
kek people still playing DUST.
>>697922968
Of course I meant between New Vegas and Fallout 3.
Also, The Brotherhood of Steel are bullies. Fuck them. Never liked them. Never will.
>>697922472
>Kangaroo land
I am so sorry. You'll never get to do a sik skid uleh.
>>697922922
But there is, cutie~
Nuffin muffin~
>Eh? Why would you assume that?
Why is nobody posting?
>>697922611
thank you very much. I'm happy with her as a sidekick
>>697923574
Anime
Vidya game
Fapping
Toilet
We ARE real people behind the waifu
When is someone going to rate these Waifu's?
Do I need to rate them for you or something?
kofuku
>>697923821
Gosh Anon, do you even love her?
>>697923570
I really dislike this country, but I ain't in any position to leave anytime soon.
Bleh, I hardly ever see kangaroos.
>>697923698
Im playing video games, watching anime and downloading more games while on here at the same time though
>>697923983
So these distracted you, for that short time, from posting?
Looks like I was correct. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
>>697923676
>sidekick
negative, thats your new best friend
>>697923698
I've never felt arousal towards tomoko till i saw this picture
>>697923042
Man it's still just boring to me to watch.
theres literally one game mode ever played in competitive.
The feels from Chuunibyou are real...
On the last episode before the ova
LETS DO THIS! DUBS DECIDES!
Also, these are all top tier koolaid
>shino
>>697923094
Wow that's cool
>Champion blood line
Now's your chance to taint it!
Ok jokes aside, I wish I had a dog. But my mom hates pets so we don't have one.
For all those who wanted Sylveon, here you go.
>>697924091
All of them together
>>697924083
>not being aroused by this hot fujo
C'mon now.
>>697924083
Your awesome!
>>697924095
They are good to have teach u responsibility. Use that line.
>>697924091
Blue raspberry of course!
Also, what is on the stream?
>>697924175
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>697924175
MADNESS!
>>697924249
Just started bayonetta didn't even kow this shit existed.! when we watching dune wisco bro?
>>697924366
Jesus, learn how to shop.
>>697924216
As if I haven't already. I've used every trick in the book but still no. I even have brothers (albeit lazy one) who would help me out if we did get one. It's bullshit. I'm going to get a pet as soon as I move out.
>ika
I was supposed to fap then sleep. What have I done? I'm over 1.5 hours passed my stated time. Even more actually.
>>697924366
Maybe later today?
>>697924596
My waifu is garbage, not shit!
There is a difference
>>697924186
Butt pics get me anon what can i say~
>>697924216
You're dog an cute
>>697924091
this
>>697924175
>>697924091
The red one because shark.
>>697924531
He didnt make it
>>697924531
I didn't make this one.
here's one of my shoops.
>>697924677
FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! HOW THO I NEED A HUGE PITCHER?
>>697924885
Huge pitcher or take equal ammounts out of each bag and put them together in a normal pitcher
>Dekomori-Desu~
>>697923972
From what I've heard from Rory and another friend, the law enforcement can be real dickheads/hardasses, and the spiders are all actually red eyed goth lolis.
>>697924095
>Not personification
>>697921201
Lewd thoughts during the day, lewd acts and dreams during the evening.
>>697921356
I'll agree on it's cuteness, but I'd also prefer it in battles ovee the other Eeveelutions. Here's how I'd run one.
>Sylveon: Nature: Rash. Ability: Pixilate. Item: Metronome. Moves: Trump Card, Shadow Ball, Psyshock, Stored Power. EV's in Sp.A. and Spe., rest goes to Def. IV's are a different matter, however.
>>697924677
I forgot to say hello to the dekumori desu.
Late post because Pokémon math.
>>697924677
Dekomori looks better with her hair down.
Only crying a little bit...
>>697924677
Here is more butts then
Listen to this captcha
>>697925055
>stored power
>No stat boosting moves
Why!?
>>697925034
This is better. In due time...
>Ika
>>697925034
Can't say I've had a run in with the law. I know the Victorian police force are cunts, though. The red backs are the goth lolis for sure, but huntsmans are cute. The worst the huntsmans can do is give you an itchy welt, and they don't make webs.
They're real spiderbros.
>>697925241
Heil.
>>697924996
Alright im gonna try the equal parts out of each thing
Pic to follow.
ah shit this is gonna be easy i just googled it
3 teaspoons per packet so just one out of each.
>>697925259
I meant Calm Mind, why the fuck did I type Stored Power?
>Yoko.
first 36
>>697925405
Sounds good my man
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>>697925510
Hey chen
>>697925564
Get at it faggot.
>>697925055
I don't really know battling too well. I was a casul that kinda just played through it because I got it and liked Moonblasting things to death.
>>697925259
But dammit Ika.
>This reminds me of that /vp/ post of comparing fucking a drunk eevee to fucking a dog.
>>697925402
I'm just going off what I heard, so it seems there's some merit to it.
I was joking because Rory sometimes posts as a spoodr and needs to shoo.
>>697925627
You should stop speaking with cancerous anons.
>>697925405
I believe~
>>697925055
Hello. good morning, how are you?
>>697925169
I like both a lot, always loved twin tails.
Dekomori an cute.
>>697925178
If fran is technically dead, its necrophilia.
Still I approve of the booty.
>>697925820
I actually have a thing for extremely long hair, so to see Dekomori tie her hair up and treat it like a weapon irritates me.
I want to sit her down and brush out all the knots I bet she has. Rich or not, she a baka.
>>697925722
But what if I reply to you?
Are you cancerous?
>>697925820
She isnt dead, not any more at least.
Think of her like Frankenstein's monster, she is several body parts reanimated by science!
>>697925480
Hyper voice/uproar > trump card
Just sayin'
>>697925687
I did say I was originally from box right? I used to have a shit ton more before I left. Now they left. Sadness
>Ika
>>697925627
>>697925687
Red backs at least tell you, "hi I'm evil and dangerous, boo!" But they often hang out underneath outdoor furniture, so often you only get the "boo!"
>>697920176
Who is this from?
>>697926276
Yuudachi , a boatslut from Kantai collection
>watching Overwatch streams
>Genji
Looks like a Warframe to me.
>>697926276
Boku no Pico
Vanellope claimed
Good morrow peasants
Shino Delivers!
It tastes AMAZING!
pssssh nothing personal kid.
>>697926505
What a cute dress.
>>697926505
Go the fuck back to Shino's stream.
>>697926546
Kill yourself.
>>697926567
Yeah, i feel like it needs burned now
>>697926576
What?
>>697926696
Cancer belongs there.
>>697926696
Rude.
>>697926752
>>697926606
Go back to ships fagget
>>697926105
Are you the nice one or the supreme shit poster?
>>697926865
You should flip a coin and find out.
>>697926606
this
>>697926853
this
>>697926752
Why arent you there then?
>>697926040
I mean I don't know if im ok with that or not.
>>697925982
I have a thing for long hair too.
>i just wanna run my fingers through her hair and pet her
Dekomori an top of class tho
>>697926546
nice
>>697926809
Don't steal clothes
friendless cunt
>>697926865
Aren't all Chens shitposters?
>>697927125
She may be book smart, but she a baka.
>>697927139
Wew, what crawled up your cunt and died? All I did was say you're waifu's dress was cute. What a bitch.
>>697926752
Shino
Shiro
Sachii
Konata
This four just had a single mission
To fill /waifu/ threads with cancer, stupidity and inferioty
This year
In july
Just on 4chan.
How will /waifu/ threads will recover from their stupidity? You can find only in here. Next season of /waifu/ threads versus the cancer squad
>claiming yume
>>697927021
Ok,
Tails, what does that mean?
>>697927125
A smart man once said, "it's ok if they are cute!"
>>697927139
There is one nice one
>>697927397
Hey yume
<Legs
>>697927268
You've just noticed this?
>>697927318
I'm pretty sure Konota ceased to exist, so step one complete
>>697927397
Hi
>>697927397
(You)me
>>697927468
We never talked.
>>697927318
lmao
>>697927468
Nah klonata is still here
he just rarely posts anymore
I fapped. I can sleep any minute now.
>>697927468
Konata is kill? Can anyone verify?
>ika
>>697927468
>I'm pretty sure Konota ceased to exist, so step one complete
you thnk so huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hKNc87uaRRQ
>>697927593
Oh. Ok
>ika
>>697927268
>she a baka
atleast she didn't pat the sweat off of her face with her "missing" panties, desu~
>>697927462
Not loli enough for me.
to be fair.
>>697927462
Seems like is your unlucky day, but you greeted me nonetheless.
But, I'm not a shitposter, though.
>>697927588
Futa.
>>697927397
>offering
>>697927645
He's not kill, but he doesn't show up nearly as much as he used to. He's on here about once a week now.
>>697927753
What...
>>697927560
I swear i talked to a Tomoko before
probably a different one and I'm just waifuist or something
>>697927593
I'd stop posting if i put a torpedo dick on the internet too
>>697927761
I must always miss him then
>>697927397
I posted the wrong image.
>offering
Zzz.
Goodnight. Stay /elitist/.
>>697927848
Fuck off loli scum
>>697927809
>torpedo dick
Don't forget he also posted it after cumming
Literally as sperg as Esdeath
eks dee.
>>697927910
I'mma shag the hella out of u.
>>697927945
So, who did you used to claim?
>>697927734
That scene was funny and you know it.
>>697927809
Probably. There is at least one other regular Tomoko claimer.
>>697927603
Hey music anon! It was nice talking to you yesterday
>>697927645
What did you fap to?
>>697927734
Oh, well I can offer some help, meet her younger sister Veronica!
>>697927753
Oh well, have fun shitposting
>>697927761
Hey shiro
>>697927945
>>697925687
Read >>697925480 for a ftfy.
>>697925820
Doing good except for a slight lack of sleep.
>>697926063
>Not remembering the Metronome item.
I'm pretty sure spamming Trump Card would still work out fine.
>>697926505
I haven't seen you in a while. Oh wait...
>I have the wall scroll.
>>697927318
>Calling Kurumi cancer.
>Calling Shino's stream cancer.
>Not bothering to specify which Shiro.
>Comparing Konata and Shiro to Sachii and Shino.
>Somewhat bad spelling.
If you want to shitpost, try lurking more.
>>697928057
Hi hi, same goes with you. I enjoyed it.
>>697928057
I don't get it, I know you have a mental problem, as the transgender thing, but I guessed you may be smart enough to understand the concept of shitposting.
>>697928099
ok bb will do
>>697928076
Oh god! Not again!
That shit nearly turned me straight!
>>697928115
So, did you try to get in touch with any of your old friends?
>>697928191
I'm not trans, that's Chara, but I am gay
I'm just wishing you good luck!
>>697927999
None, I used to always lurk waifu and now im trying to fit in because i actually like this community.
>>697928057
That is much more acceptable to me. thank you.
>>697928076
gotta love how the pubes are longer than the dick
>>697928099
I always lack sleep.
Drink a lot of coffee and you'll be alright.
>>697928309
he should get in touch with a fork in a outlet
>>697928309
You wished me fun.
Now you're wishing me luck.
Which one is it?
>>697928191
Biggest faggot on the board telling fran he has a mental problem.
>>697928309
:^)
>>697928309
No, I'm too shy to start the conversation with them.
Tbh I just came here to test my attention whore code.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcYfyLargX4
>>697928466
chen starts posting with avatar. Shitty Drum and bass records suddenly stop weird.
>>697927761
Ahh ok. Thanks for the info.
.
Ok I'm off for real people. I'm 3 hours late on sleep but oh well.
>ika
>>697928057
Oh no not this again. You want to see?
>>697928099
Trump card is extremely weak up until last 2 pp. Using pp ups on that move doesn't help either but it actually hinders it. Echoed voice can be just as strong as 2nd to last trump card except echoed voice can pass the power in 3 turns. Then to maximize power. Metronome also affects all moves the same so no difference when comparing.
>ika
