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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here.
That was fast
>>697693130
How?
>Shitposting edition
Kyouko ya fucked up, posted the cap little too late
Claimed. Headache.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oXJus1ajIU
Fun times.
Oops, showed 150 images for me.
>>697693680
Take some alevee
Yo yo!
still here
>>697693551
Dekomori claim desu~
interesting thread
Eu claimed~
>>697693777
In return, interesting digits.
>>697693708
Hey what anime is Kyouko from?
>>697693551
mandatory cc claim
>>697693454
i wouldn't recommend doing that
mods are watching.
>>697693535
pretty good, starting to wonder if esdeath has a life outside /waifu/.
you eaten yet?
>Joining means a reserved place in Hell.
Eh, I've been meaning to talk with Hitler anyway and the seances haven't been working.
Reminding me, QOTT: You can bring any historical figure back to life, in their prime. Who is it? Why?
>Feddie Mercury
>because fucking Queen, that's why
im a huge faggot and I kill animals
>>697693757
Ibuprofen.
>>697693766
Hello there~
Ayy lmao
Claiming best girlie!
>>697693472 Saber
>Air Force
That's where I wanted to go too. What's your planned position if you do go?
>>697693880
Nikola Tesla.
He is great.
>>697693901
I am a huge animal and I kill faggots.
>>697693880
Jaco Pastorius, greatest bass player of all time, that's why.
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
Claimed.
What's up guys?
>>697693859
Puella Magi - Madoka Magica
>>697693859
Hi everyone. What did i miss?
I've been making salsa out of the vegetables in my garden. It's been Trial and error the last two days but im getting better at it.
>>697693708
Kyouko your 80?
>>697693880
Prince cuz Prince
I wanna play some OVERWATCH wheres my PS4 anons?
Also check em
>>697693950
Hey pinkie how was the mon hunting?
>>697694088
My knowledge of this 'Up Guys' is lacking, so I am not able to answer.
>>697694129
Ahh, thank you
>>697693880
Who says he went to hell he killed the people that killed his only son
>>697694129
>>697694153
The best thing I ever watched and the worst thing my soul ever felt.
>>697694211
Keep some chocolate nearby if you wanna watch it.
>>697694161
Of course.
I'm also a dog.
>Check em
That's not how you do it.
Check these instead.
>>697694181
Hacked an egg and got the electric pokeball guy
And I think I found a spot for magikarp
>>697693130
Damn straight. Throw in some lab glasses and a coat and you're all set.
Maybe so, maybe so. Tend to do that at times, I swear it's pure though! Gotta treat em with kindness. Yeah they'll be a lot of rubbing alright, maybe some scrubbing as well.
>Danny Devito
Ah man I can't resist that. Would be to hilarious. Wew, dodged a bullet there m8. It was on Deviantart too wasn't it? Yeah it's a impure place. We could all use a acronym.
>>697693766
What's good?
>>697693880
friedrich nietzsche
i would love to have long conversations with nietzche and talk him out of insanity while keeping his ability to understand the laws of the universe
>>697694313
You're slacking but check THESE
>>697693832
why thank you anon.
>>697693766
kiss me you fool.
>>697694313
servers bac up yet or naah?
>Stellar claim
>>697693640
Cute.
>>697693766
>Take it off again~
Esdeath, as a person that cares for your well being. Stop fucking typing. Leave waifu. Listen to some music, any kind. Just sit and listen to that music, focus on it. After you've chilled the fuck out, come back if you want. Or dont come back. This place is obviously not helping you, go talk to your therapist!
>>697694306
I have watched the first few episodes. Should I finish it?
>>697694313
we both fail man
>>697693880
Harambe
>>697693880
Historical? Maybe teddy Roosevelt, so we can chat over a beer.
Non-historical? Robin Williams, without a doubt
>>697694453
I'm grinding for this loot but it's an on and off kind of deal
>>697694088
nothing yourself?
Claimed
>>697693880
I would want to bring back Sadat, or Nassar. They would know how to fix the middle east.
>>697694161
Hey there Shino, what's up?
>>697694195
My apologies, allow me to rephrase myself.
"Greetings, have you been preforming any acts worth mentioning
>>697694460
Cute bote.
>>697694473
Cute perv.
>>697694476
Fuck.
>>697694453
The guys doing the DDoS are done with Blizzard it seems, they're attacking steam now.
>>697694533
robin williams is historical,
he is in a category called recent history.
so roosevelt or rw?
>>697694359
This is an inherent impossibility. Intelligence and understanding drive man to madness. Our fragile hearts are not meant to handle Great Truths, even though our brains can comprehend them. The price of great intellect is insanity and depression, worsened yet more by having nobody to understand what they understand.
>>697694474
Yes. Keep tissues on hand.
>>697694479
Kek.
>>697694667
Cute tsun.
>>697693860
Some sort of life, I'm sure, on his own.
>you eaten yet
No. I really cannot be bothered.
What about you, man?
I return.
How are you guys?
Rem is too good for you all
>>697694318
Oh sick! Are you gonna grind magickarps and sell em to people? Good buisiness mate!
>>697694319
Whats good in the hood?!? I am playing street fighter atm how about you?
>>697694453
Of course <3
>>697694473
Gotta roll quads for that mizori!
>>697693704
Rare because smiling?
https://youtu.be/JaorDsTgFYE
>>697694612
Just being lazy and playing some pokemon, again. Got a shiny galvantula the other day and now I am hunting for a shiny houndour.
How's your day been?
>>697694879
>>697694902
You mother fucker
>>697694879
Greetings bandwagon waifu
>>697694909
Sell? HAHAHA no I'm getting a gyarodose! from lotsa candy
If you are telling me, tell me where to find him. I am a legitimate former United States Army Soldier. I enlisted and took my oath before age 18 at the Little Rock, Arkansas MEPS. I enlisted with the MOS 54B, Chem Opps Spec. Basically, I'm familiar with gas. I shipped to BCT & AIT immediately after the 9/11 self imposed ambush attack on America, ordered by Bush, and I do believe my training provided me with the ability to kill. Would you like to see me, this fake, I am accused to be, in action?
>>697694798
>This is an inherent impossibility. Intelligence and understanding drive man to madness. Our fragile hearts are not meant to handle Great Truths, even though our brains can comprehend them. The price of great intellect is insanity and depression, worsened yet more by having nobody to understand what they understand.
Buddy, stop watching The Matrix and go outside.
Great waifu choice though.
>>697694816
>>697694735
>>697694688
>>697694646
>>697694598
>>697694468
Anon, how can you possibly be bad at spiderman posting? It's not hard.
Anyone can spam images, Shit In Toilet guy. But with spiderman you have captions to use. Stop being a faggit and shit post better.
>>697694879
nothing much. how was whatever you did?
>>697694932
playing world of tanks earlier. besides that nothing special
These are the gayest most autistic threads on 4chan, and that really says a lot lol.
clmd
>>697694667
Makoto
How's the hangover going?
>not in the greatest mood right now
>>697694617
Everything is worth mentioning, Anon. I think everything can have meaning. I am Love.
>>697694798
I assume the tissues are for tears. I have witnissed countless travesties. I believe PMMM can't be any worse than World War Negative 93 was.
>>697695036
Here's a bigger version of that pic, I'm not sure why I screen'd it from the anime but take it.
>>697695028
Durr plant
>OW
>Seasonal loot box
>Get common garbage
Thanks blizzard
>>697695114
It's just a thread.
>>697694803
Yes you are!
>>697695127
What hangover? I didn't get one. And I even downed a second bottle.
>Something happen?
Spiderman thread now, you fucking weebs. Get up, work out, sell your samurai sword collection, buy your own place, and actually find someone, instead of fapping to a cartoon character all day.
>>697694706
Robin Williams, as long as I can help with his depression or if he comes back without the depression, since I'm not going to be responsible for making him come back with that.
Doll claimed.
>>697693640
Look, start at the centre, then spiral out.
>>697693454
Oh shit surgery? What'd you have done, if it isn't too private?
Also did you post that electroswing comp yesterday?
>>697693880
Probably Tesla, nigga could build some sick shit nowadays probably.
>>697694009
Good answer.
>>697694460
Ay Amatsu.
>>697694479
The only real answer rip
>>697694319
And a blackboard full of physics equations in biology class and E=mc^2 circled in the middle.
I trust you, we all fluff up occasionally. Good good. Get it squeaking
>I'm the trashman!
He's fucking great. I know, but now I've remembered it I'm getting curious halp. Yep, where I also found the inflation pic (why). Acronyms are great.
>>697695181
The proper meme is 'Crikey Cameron.'
>>697693880
I would go with Saladin.
>>697694617
Not much man im about to check out this new rainbow six update some more
Then im thinking its 3D movie night in the stream
Don't really know what to watch I kinda wanna watch FURY tho. Fran suggested DUNE last week but i havent seen him.
>>697694694
This is how it's done young blood CHECK EMMMMM KINPANTSU!
Everyone is welcome btw
>>697695245
No u
>>697695036
>mfw I still haven't watched the Matrix
>>697695149
Good luck keeping your soul intact.
>>697694909
I saw the last two threads!
>>697695235
But you're the cute tsun!
>>697695114
>Posts in the most autistic thread
>Doesn't even post in thread correctly
>lol
I think we found what makes this thread the most autistic, didn't we anon?
>>697694972
<3
>>697695013
Hello again, Yuno
>>697695105
A little worn out.
>>697695386
No luck again.
>Fury
That's a good movie.
>>697695086
>>697694798
i understand all of his work so i would be able to communicate with him and let him explain whats going on in his head, thus preventing him from being locked away and furthering his research.
his problem was being unable to explain his intellect to people, this is because he went so far into third person though that he couldn't communicate but this is after his prime so i would be able to follow him in his journey through philosophy and reality.
hopefully making him write it down along the way.
>>697694857
he may have some family, we wont know until he tells.
you should eat, i have had some pizza.
>>697695294
Everyone should read this post.
It's a good post.
>>697695411
It's okay, I have yet to see it either
>>697695547
Now you're getting it!
>>697695470
Hows it going
>>697695470
thats ok means easier time getting to sleep
>>697693551
Mai waifu
>>697695625
>>697695013
Hmmm candy huh wanna share??
>>697695460
N..no you didnt! I didnt do anything!
>>697695669
Your post did? Well it was shitty and undirected.
>>697695105
What nations in WoT do you play? What is your highest tier tank?
>>697695149
Lay it on me then. Tell me everything...
>>697695386
3d movie night sounds great, will try to join if I can find the time.
Have some fun with rainbow six, I am going to get it next week or so.
>>145107542
>>145107542
>>145107542
This nigga..
>>697695776
S-Sure... its in my um.. van...
>>697695647
See
>>697695470
And you?
>>697695706
Regardless, I still have problems sleeping.
At least my captchas are gone for now.
Flandre claimed
>inb4 tats
>>697695296
Yourr post was pretty wince. Just like cool cat
Fun as always, but i'm out
See ya thread
>>697695170
Oh, thanks!
>>697695411
Then quit spouting the cheap philosophy 101 shit. It sounds edgy as fuck and you aren't saying anything to back it up.
>Muh deep philosopher ramblings are deep, if you don't agree you just don't see it yet, pleb
>>697695881
Your white van?
Is this true Daniel?
>>697695881
Oi shit I made a mistake
Fuck it, gonna go grab a bite
>>697695924
Hmm I a tad bit meh from personal issues
>>697695776
Yes I diiiiid~
>Let's see it again~
>>697695881
That's legit.
You should go get in the candy van
>>697695256
he would come back in his prime, so he would still have depression but it wouldn't be effecting him much.
he has had depression pretty much all his life
good choice
>>697695881
>Yuno Gasai wants to take you to a van.
HAHA, NOPE!!!
>>697695934
Best loli vampire
>>697696013
If it means anything I'll eat the candy you have with you.
>>697695235
Lucky!
Well you didn't drink a 40% anyways~
>nah, just feel like shit
>>697695294
Ay best Doll
What's up man?
>>697696014
Why dont you come and get some candy too~
>>697695825
i play them all besides the skoda and french really. my highest is a tier 7 Chinese IS-2. about 30 k from 8
>>697695924
well yeah but being tired helps
>>697695944
Not sure if Tats is lurking
>>697695981
Bye Yuuko
>>697696133
Professor Panelvan strikes again?
>>697694909
Usually things aren't that great in the hood, good thing I don't live there :^). Sounds fun though, browsing more music at the moment.
>>697695294
>and E=mc^2 circled in the middle.
Read my mind, we'll be the most based professors around.
Much appreciated, usually it's under control. Will do m8, won't let you or them down.
Hell yeah he is, comedy gold with his deliveries. Curiosity does lead to some dangerous findings. I don't know why man, some pretty degenerate tier stuff right there, agreed.
>>697696109
Oh good.. you can enjoy my big long.. lolipop that's just sitting on the passanger seat.. I didnt open it so you can have it
>>697695556
At the most I reckon, but you're right.
Aah, sounds pretty good, glad to hear it.
Maybe I will, tomorrow.
>>697695569
'Tesla found a package of letters from his professors to his father, warning that unless he were removed from the school, Tesla would die through overwork.' What a man he was. Shame how Edison fucked him over.
>>697695981
Later Yuuko.
>>697696117
Nothing much just lying in bed at 3am. You?>>697696133
>>697695591
>hasn't seen the matrix
>hasn't seen madoka magica
WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU SEEN!?
>>697695981
Goodbye.
>>697695825
>Tell me everything...
If I did, your brain would split into countless copies, scatter into every universe, and then explode at light speed.
>>697695947
fuck you assoholic bitch
>>697696083
Thank you. There's a lot of people I truly respect, including some of the other people mentioned, but I just feel that Robin Williams is just a rare human being, and I don't even like alot of actors
>>697696256
Who?
>>697696320
Good lord why does everyone want my candy???
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Spiderman go home, your drunk. This is just a "waifu" thread, it isn't even a good one.
Don't you have some "traps" or "wincest" to be raiding right now?
>>697696133
Because I don't want to fucking die.
>>697696216
I hope it does
>>697696277
Oh boy, I hope it's pink lemonade
>>697696117
Not gonna ask the obvious, just feel better my dude.
>Tsunato.
>>697696328
Honestly a lot, far more than I care to admit honestly... I truly need more hours in the day
>>697695881
Oh thats cool where is it in the car??
>>697696014
No way you gotta earn that!
>>697696268
I live there so I know how its good, its not. Sounds nice I am listening to 2112 at the moment!
>>697696449
>Chili lolipop
>Die
What are you, white?
>>697696005
Edgy? Dude, that's not even close to edgy. I don't consider it deep at all, either. It's just an opinion of mine that the smarter you are and the more you understand about life, the universe and everything, the crazier you go. Or, at least, the crazier you seem.
>>697696417
This spider can't shitpost, it's only a collection that he uses to spam.
