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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TOB2McGSVw
Claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
Gardey claimed
>>697696216
I mainly only play Japanese and French tanks, best tanks are my tier 6 AMX 12t and tier 6 Chi-To. Almost at tier 7 in my japanese tree.
Am i the only one who thinks that the addition of the Czech tree is absolutely pointless?
>>697696402
Its what we call the Poke GO professor. Gets all the kids to give him their mons for candy. Free candy. We inagined him driving around in a panelvan and the name stuck.
>>697696592
https://youtu.be/6CqXgs-7ico
Saber claim
Sorry for not responding earlier Kurisu. Actually I'm more looking Navy jobs over airforce. They have a wide array of jobs so in taking the AZVAB test to see what I qualify for before deciding
>Playing league with friends probably will miss this thread too
im back and better. will I be able to stay ill wait a few minutes and see
>>697696320
>Doll
Trying to stay awake for one more hour, don't want to wake up in the middle of the night
>>697696513
>Maki
Thanks Tsunato, I wouldn't have talked about it anyway
Everything's all good on our side?
>even signed with Tsunato
Fucking nice!
Off to play Overwatch.
>lurking
>>697696681
>>697695530
I mean u have two numbers there
but we gotta get something going man
*trys hard*
Blonde Hair Lend me your power. Kinpantsu! KinPanthsu! RIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GETTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS CHECK EM!
still here
and
>>697696496
maybe you could find something to help?
>>697696698
nice i have a t 34 85 and vk 36.01 if you ever want to play and the skoda is a good tank just dont want to grind for it. the line is basically just a cromwell from britan
>>697696496
Oooo sorry I'm all out
>>697696526
In the passanger seat
>>697696729
Hmm interesting
>>697696729
>rare because she is smiling
Sadly true, but that's part of what makes her smile so precious.
>cradle of filth
That band was like a meme between my friends during middle school. Not my cup of tea at all.
Claiming best girl of the century. Suzuki doesn't know what he's missing out on.
>>697696701
>>697697019
Candies arent in the back of the van, near the ropes and ducttape?
>>697696820
It's easy to catch a squirrel. Build a one-way cage and put something tasty into it. Or some squirrel sex pheromones.
Claimed, desu~
Claimed.
>>697696402
Wait shit. Didn't mean to link you man, don't worry, I'm not after no candy.
>>697696268
We can pull off a good stock photo I'll tell you that.
Don't worry about it. They should be able to eat off it afterwards.
He's just a generally funny guy. Fuck it, this might be the key to the eldritch truth. I could understand making regular porn, but why that? Why?
claim
Claiming
>if trips committing heresay 'cos bored
>>697697019
Aw cool can I have some? I dont mind I can follow you to your car
>>697697109
No no no thats wear the water is
>>697696592
mandatory cc claim
>>697696306
i would say its a 35% chance his mother still lives.
as long as your survive a minimum of another 50 years i will be happy.
>>697696373
it isn't every day someone loves everyone.
>>697696525
if there was more hours in the day we wouldn't live as long.
(time theory from 1947, cant remember who come up with it)
Spiderman thread now, you fucking weebs. Get up, work out, sell your samurai sword collection, buy your own place, and actually find someone, instead of fapping to a cartoon character all day.
>>697696729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI
>>697697019
You at least have butterscotch?
>>697697076
Already claimed her
>>697697116
having fun?
>>697697076
>>697696696
Claimed best girl
>>697696982
Sounds like fun, I'd love to play with you sometime.
I just think that those czech tanks should have been part of the German line since the majority of those tanks were developed by czech designers for Germany during german occupation.
>>697697109
No its next to the WD 40
>>697697173
Good.. I aint sharing that easily
>>697697272
You can sit on my lap.. ig you want
>>697697363
One left, better hurry and claim it
>>697697371
The look on your waifu's face tells me she is not too pleased by your recent actions.
>>697697363
I say the one with the cutest Rem picture wins, desu.
>Kongou
>>697697273
That's a good point actually, but I truly wonder if it's worth it or not
>>697697371
I know you will
>>697697408
Best half-elf
>>697697454
Right away ;A;
>jumps into passenger seat
>>697697517
No, it's roll trips or claim her first.
>>697697445
have you actually looked at the Chinese line? all of the tanks up until like 7 are all from other countries
>>697697352
Military
No swords
I rent.
I don't want a relationship.
But hey, keep posting your waifu spiderman, you're better than everyone online.
>>697697517
but there are no cute rem pictures
THE STRONGEST
Claimed
>>697697408
>pic unrelated
>>697697611
Or you two can have a fist fight to the death, desu.
>>697697577
what?
Are traps counted as waifus?
>>697696857
Ah good call. What time is it for you?
>>697697640
>>697697614
Yeah... I guess you're right. I guess I should be happy that the czech line at least added new tanks instead of reusing prexisting czech manufactured tanks like the Pz35 and the hetzer
>>697697640
Boot.
>>697697642
There are indeed, desu~
>Kongou
>>697697371
Did you chill out Esdeath?
>>697697711
Not even close.
>>697697611
Annnnnd buterscotch is gone! Sucks for everyone else
>>697697753
This is why being an Asian trained in the arts is good.
>>697697883
>lick
Bug pone mine
>>697696592
>>697697935
You better bring honor famiry, desu~
>>697697843
yeah. i wonder when they will add more
>>697697819
No they're husbandos.
>>697697454
Oh yeah! That sounds like fun!
>>697696592
dekomori claim desu~
>>697697879
im.....ok now yes it seems like my shitposter left anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dRZ3atLW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC9w8rKHAI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSAMDbhfcVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlNjICxEhPA
>>697697524
if it worth bring back rw?
yea its worth it, i think he still had a lot of projects he could of done.
i think a lot of movies wont come out as robin wont be a character, and that would make the movie.
>>697698056
Probably they will add a heavy line and a TD line before the end of 2017, but you never know? I mean look how long the Chinese line has been stale... I wonder if they ever plan on adding more Chinese tanks, or if they are just going to scrap the whole thing and leave it as it is?
>>697697828
It's only 10pm over here..
I barely got any real sleep and randomly passed out today
r8
>>697698150
Cutie~
c.c. a shit
>>697696649
Best choice here.
>>697696526
>>697696701
Used to live there as well, not fun. Try to stay safe there though please. Eh never heard of that, band or song?
>>697696857
Don't mention it Boss, thought as much. I'd say yes to that, not a whole lot going on.
>How else could you recognize your operative~.
>>697697173
Kek'd. Can't wait to be used in power points.
I'm going for that level of cleanness, not a lecherous thought in mind.
He really is. It's a curse for that to even exist, one that can't be removed. Well people have kinks, for what purpose my man I have no idea. How is it even attractive?
>>697697741
pic extremely related.
>>697698783
Thank you.
>>697698671
says the brainless sex appeal who has less art.
(i want a flame war)
>>697698620
You're an cutie~
how have you been today rikka?
>>697698820
Its Rush its a song by them in like 5 parts making a 20 min song its awesome
>>697698291
Regardless. You need to control yourself. The way you act is irrational and without thought. You need to address it with your therapist. Noone is targeting you, you're painting a target on your body, which isn't to bad, if you didn't walk onto a shooting range.
>>697699058
I just wonder how people are all so cruel I guess
>>697698671
Kallen was a good character despite being used as fanservice slut sometimes. Both Shirley and CC are better waifu material though.
>>697696820
>>697697371
>>697697767
>>697698291
I'm not stopping.
>>697699057
SUPER CUTE! I LOVE IT!
>>697699058
There is no god...
Akiko claimed
Harambe mvp
Rest in peace sweet prince
>>697699055
Oh are we swimming now?
Ive been alright just chilling! how are you??
>>697699228
Shirley you must be mistaken
Claiming
>>697699204
These people aren't cruel, it's simply nature. A lioness will kill the deer with a limp since it can't run, but the deer can still get away. What your doing is the equivalent, except even with the limp, you decided to try and run around the lioness.
>>697699344
>I saw it.
>Meh.
>>697699486
Swimming huh? Then why are you in bed? Seems like someone is into a bit of roleplay~
>>697699057
>That gif
This is why you have to accept it. Haven't even heard of that band before, might give em a shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqoA3U3H7ec
>>697696962
No cigar.
>>697698820
Well that's splendid~
Got anything planned for tonight?
>How thoughtful of you~
>>697698545
Oh. Yeah I know that feel, your sleep is all patchy on the night. Shit you passed out? You sure it's from lack of sleep?
>>697698820
We'll be legends for generations to come.
Good, the ultimate pure.
>Whatta ya doin? Gwab your soooord!
Maki I'm reading it. He's tryna do so SAO bullshit, Gherman is Miyazaki, the doll is a quick witted smooth talking independent woman, plz help, I wish I was joking. It's not so much that it exists is the issue, it's the lack of regular stuff compared to it.
>>697699445
Why remind me? RIP
>>697699689
>roleplay
oh you better believe.
>>697699486
I've been fine, been wanting to play OW but i think its still down and i think i might go to bed soon
Claiming
>>697698503
who knows but more heavys sounds great
>>697699445
You best get your dick out
>>697699689
The lumps spooked me more than anything
>>697699689
Im just tired of swimming! Maybe some with dekimori tho
>>697699827
I will accept it for noe but until you post something cuter, you never heard of rush?
>>697699877
OW is still down? Damn that sucks, you should get fightcade and we can play games!
>>697699924
Das lewd
>>697699689
I still see it as a cruelty why cant people help in situations like that instead of making it worse
>>697698481
No, I mean gaining that extra time, but I do agree with you
>>697698047
I must redeem myself after several years of shame
>>697700310
Wew that image
>>697700250
RIKKAAAA
hai~
>>697700250
Best girl is a lewd girl
>>697699924
L E W D
>>697700283
Hey Shizuru
>>697700250
>fightcade
Is it free? I'm down if its free.
do you have like battle net or something?
>>697699837
>tfw no Harambe bf
>>697699876
Well passing out as falling asleep on the couch
I shouldn't had laid down on it
>>697700431
STELAAAA
heya!
>>697700473
Lewder!
>>697700722
Yah its free just youtube it and it has the download and rom pack! I do have a battlenet!
>>697700280
Because these people don't want to help you, they don't care about you. Hell, I don't care about you to an extent. I wouldn't go out of my way to help you. But here I am, offering advice. If you want true help, you have your therapist, talk to him about this stuff, the only reason you tell us is because we're anonymous. You need to talk freely with your therapist, a person who can find your issues and help you through them!
>Reeeeeeeeee
>>697701125
Whats your battlenet? or here add me
sandwich#11599
>>697700310
more time in one day would mean more sunlight,
or us being able to perceive time slower.
this would mean one of two things.
one- we would survive less years as days are longer and our bodies took 4.5 billion years to survive as long as they do, if days were longer our bodies wouldn't of changed just our measurements.
two- we would survive longer as one of our hours now may seem like a day. this would let us experience so much more and thus give the illusion that we are surviving much longer.
which one do you prefer?
>>697700492
Hiyo.
>>697699837
Kek'd, nice man.
>>697699866
Most certainly is. Eh might try out the new OW update, if not just listen to more music.
>I try.
>>697699876
Or end up as living memes.
That's what they deserve for being the best.
>I throw trash all over the ring!
Oh shit nigger what are you doing. Doll don't do it man, you can still stop, it's not too late to click that red X. The more you read the more faith in life you lose.
>>697700250
Then I guess I just won't post anything cute. Nah can't say I have, not really ringing a bell, if I did they didn't stick with me.
>>697700473
im going to ignore this as its megumeme.
i cant tame you
roll
>>697700473
Nah, that's the rule for guys
8====D~
>>697701418
How are you tonight?
>>697700431
Heyo!
>>697701326
Added you cuteie
>>697701481
>Wont post anything cute
Thats impossible! Hmm well I hope you like them! My favorite song is fly by night
>>697701567
Eh, I'm ok. You?
>>697701164
no one ive ever meet has ever said they understand my mind its maddening to have everyone against you I guess im just fighting a losing battle huh is it me am I the one with lose marbles?
>>697701495
Well I can tell you're not Diego, nor Sanchito, you're just another person who's here to claim Rem.
i'm bored
>>697701766
forgot pic
>>697701818
Jack off, then.
Claiming Draco Brightspark.
>>697702077
I already have
Clammed
>>697701766
Everyone has a few screws loose, some more than others. Noone can understand a mind, but you can work through your problems, talk to your theraaapppppiiiissssstttttt!
If I had a degree is psychology I'd help you more, but I've only got one highs chook class and a bunch of TV under my belt.
>>697701481
There's new cosmetics with the new update
Sounds good man
>>697702200
>nice feet
>>697701716
you an cuteie
>>697700429
>He says while posting more wew
>>697700964
Oh I had an image of you just collapsing while shopping or something.
Couches are fiendish creatures, you're the victim here.
>>697701481
Either way we'll be heroes.
Glad you see that.
>a-a-and then I'll start eating the garbage!
I actually can't stop giggling. This is so beautifully bad. He's cooping with a tsundere girl, 'B-because when you tackled me you grabbed my b-breasts you pervert!!!'. Like what the fuck is this. What's the doll got to do with it? I have to know!
>>697701818
I thought you were Jenny
>>697702150
Got enough stamina to do it again? If not, I would reccomend going to some YLYL threads, those are always entertaining.
>>697702274
ok
>thank you
>>697702426
i am
>>697702487
can't get it up :(
>YLYL
Fuck no
>>697701747
Still not sure what I want to do for my next EDH deck, though I might just build Sidisi as a dredge deck with a zombie sub-theme
>>697701818
Murder is the answer
>>697702377
You are also
>>697702274
How are you, my dear
Fukn claimed
>>697697068
Im more interested in the instrumental than the singer, though the tyrics are a story themselves. Replace the voice with anyone else and the song itself changes dramatically.
>smile is precious
Thats the best kind of smile. Rarely does Rory smile with genuine affection, its mostly a troll smile or a blood knight smile.
>>697697359
https://youtu.be/xTlm3e4rfnI
>>697702870
hello my friend rory
>>697702696
But who though?
>>697702695
You are in quite a rut... I'd reccomend trying to read, but that might not be your thing.
>>697702695
Well whatever you say, maybe youtube videos?
>>697702870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e73SF-7FIw
>>697703149
kill me before i kill you
>>697702870
Hey there Rory
>>697702786
AWOOO!
>>697703149
Do you have any roommates?
>>697702695
>Cant get it up
~~maybe I can help you~~
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>>697703326
FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>697702696
Hey baby Fran
>>697701716
In order to make sure you keep the title I'll find a way! I'll be sure to listen to that one first then.
That reminds me, did you have a Steam?
>>697702286
Some looked pretty sweet, pretty sure I'll get none.
>>697702426
True that.
There's a reason she's best idol.
Oh man it's too late for you, and it's too late for him to redeem him writing. Is that the line from the story itself? If it's that intriguing then push on, just remember you could of stopped anytime.
>>697702426
Nah, even when tired I wouldn't collapse like that
They are an necessary evil, friend
>>697703666
I was thinking the same, Satan
>>697703666
Satan.
>>697703582
I forgot to give this to you.
>>697703666
Nice trips, and I heard Steam
>Steamcommunity.com/id/guywhoisprobablyanger
I don't have my account logged, so I can't accept anything yet
>>697703179
what is this "reading"?
>>697703326
i wouldn't mind being killed by you :^)
>>697703402
>fran lewd that isn't fucked
mind if i fap to this?
>never had a roommate
>>697703970
same
LIVE_LIVE_LIVE
Get in here:
>>>/pol/83919017
>>697703582
How are you tonight?
>>697703970
Do whatever man. I can't fail to them, so some one may as well
Neighbors?
Claiming 404 girl
>>697704275
>>697704275
>>697704275
Early bake
