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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BaPMMYekkA
still here
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Well that was fun.
>>697690064
>gets called autist online
>throws a spergfit
>freaking out because someone said fallout 4 is shit
i mean that seems pretty autistic
>>697689247
You right you right bb
>>697690227
>i mean that seems pretty autistic
Because it is.
Esdeath is like the Mewtwo of these threads. Rare as fuck as I swear I get AIDS every time I see him, desu
>>697689215 (Best)
Do we need a 3rd machine to stop the painful feels as well or do you think the good feels will overpower it?
One machine to another, something will work
Best typ moon claimed
The honor of New Vegas has been kept, now I can sleep.
Eu claimed~
>>697690458
Thanks for the free entertainment.
>>697690342
do you have more bikini pics?
>>697690366
hello again kyouko
>>697690394
isn't esdeath the sperg master who has a weird ass foot fetish?
>dekomori claim desu~
>>697690394
Desu
>>697690458
Fallout tactics was better tbh ~
>>697689124
Some of them will be pretty unique and I loved the fight sequences, even with 3D.
>>697689667
Already got plans for tomorrow but I can still sneak in a few episodes.
>>697690458
Well done.
>>697690458
Fallout Shelter is better.
>>697690581
I believe I do <3
Akiko claimed
>>697690394
10/10 comparison
>>697690526
Hello best loli
>>697690526
EU a cutie
Doll claimed
>>697689149
The true high life. I'm not feeling tired yet though, so for now it's better to do this than stare at my ceiling.
>>697689215
Ah, visual learning.
Hey, I actually didn't mean that, you should treat them right all hours of the day. Mind need to sweep that mind of yours :^]
There's probably some MakixWinstonxDollxMaleReader fanfic on deviantart somewhere. If there isn't there will be after tonight. I most certainly do not have the expertise, which'll make it 10x better.
>>697689694
11 years in the oven.
Sure! Just be sure it's all black before you stop.
>>697689886
>That pic
Kek
>>697690458
Rest easy
>>697690458
Good night Shiki
>Protecting whats important
Esdead rants are great
i knew you would all talk shit when I left I cant leave it alone im sorry I need to fight need to fight why everyone thinks they are better than me I can. all traitors why are humans this hive mind of sadist who like seeing me mad you want my attention you have it
>>697689643
you cant prove that when did I say that rumors what is this high school
>>697690076
Red?
>>697690526
Eu again ~
>>697690935
>you cant prove that when did I say that rumors what is this high school
You said it yesterday, do you want me to go fetch posts?
>>697690935
You are an faggot.
>>697690935
go on
>>697690526
Cute necromancer
>>697690935
autistic and edgy/10
made me cringe IRL
>>697690581
He's just autistic.
>>697690596
Desu~
>>697690775
Agreed. He's a special snowflake, desu.
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>697690935
Gonna shoot up your school tomorrow? No balls. You won't do it, desu.
>>697691364
Mfw
>>697691140
you happy being a sick sadist you happy being able to go back too your family and say mom im a sadist mentalist who is crazy
>>697691129
I watch porn with dying animals you have no proof ive gone out and killed anything
>>697691222
haha edgy you think this is edge die in a hole you are just as fake as me
>>697691266
i like kongu desu do not ruin it by making her a prick
>>697691499
You are an faggot.
Claiming best girlie!
>>697691499
Autism: The post
>>697690446
Well, I think we both know the good feels won't last. We're gonna need another machine, but you're right. Over and over, until the pain stops.
>>697690883
The best kind. Just give me a chart to study off from.
Ahem, alright you got me there m8y. Anything they did need, how couldn't I. Heh, needs to be refreshed every now and then.
>MakixWinstonxDollxMaleReader fanfic
I might of gagged a little. Who's going to make that degenerate garbage? Then again we're talking about Devianart. That's fine, you're doing it for Doll so it's the thought that counts.
>>697691499
its like ive hacked into the local mental hospital filled with sadist crazy I bet you all fuck animals
>>697691609
Hey Kurisu where you been?
>>697691659
>>697691617
>>697691605
sadist sadist sadist mental sadist just like all of humanity kys and help
>>697691499
Holy shit. You need to suck-start a 12 gauge asap.
>>697690034
mandatory cc claim
Esdeath is what's wrong with today's kids, desu.
>>697690775
Hello best..um... OC maker~
>>697690834
Eu is Eu, not EU~
But Eu is a cutie, just like you~
>>697691113
Hello friend~
How have you been~?
>>697691199
Cute sword~
>>697691742
You are an faggot.
>>697691710
I have been busy my friend. Finally have gotten started with work on our comic. So that's been occupying my time. How've you been, best knight?
Claimed.
>>697691774
>>697691758
the fuck did I do no one every explains themselves you are all the ones picking on me for no reason ill kill you
>>697691742
I think you're just trying to be a meme at this point
You're not serious are you?
ha ignorant what about you everything you posted is an opinion not a fact
everyone stop fucking with my happiness I can play 4 and enjoy it if I want leave me alone
>>697691499
I'm speaking as your friend here, you should really leave.
>>697691758
This
>>697691774
But he's 20.
Or so he says.
I could probably say I'm 80 and everyone would believe me.
>>697691742
Maybe it's you that is wrong and not humanity. Did you ever see someone reacting like you to something trivial like internet arguments and anonymous insults?
>>697691893
If you dont want to be "picked on"
stop being literally the most autistic faggot in waifu.
you're literally worse than konata.
stop acting like your opinion is law and cal me retarded Ill fucking kill you get out of here with your shit opinions now I have literally nothing to do because I cant play fallout 4 guess ill just fucking sit here god people like you are why this world needs to fucking burn get out of my head
>>697691947
Nanny Kyouko <3
>>697691854
Been playing League and WoWS
Classes start tomorrow for me.
>Gonna have to cut off the ship thing it's a bit ackward for me tbh sorry Kurisu
>>697691900
im not a meme im showing you how crazy you are why the fuck is this a meme
>>697691905
I cant i need to fight them just a little more please I honestly cant stop until they do im sorry
What are you crazy kids up to, whats the beef for esdea-
>watch porn with dying animals
Oh.. Well then..
still a good game so fuck off oh look how smart I am im right and you are wrong. guess ill just stop playing the game I like and play new Vegas cause its better tired of you people all you are doing is going against me for no reason
Fallout 4 a shit. At least in comparison to 3 and NV. It needs to bring back the old skill trees, bring back ammo crafting, bring back the level cap, make the weapons look like they used to, get rid of that retarded power armor=no fall damage thing, get rid of legendary enemies, get rid of the "run here, shoot this" and bring back the "work your way through a questline with your choice of methods and then have to make a choice that permanently affects the game." And make uniques good again. Keep the moving VATS, keep the high level of character model, weapon and armor customization, keep the burrowing molerats and radscorpions. Bring back faction standings from NV. And for fuck's sake let me take more companions. Then we maybe have a game that's actually an improvement and not a huge downgrade into an FPS with character stats and dialogue. That's all I have to say about that argument.
Im off to play some games
>>697690883
It is the best life. If you arent tired that its good, but if you are tired its just a bad distraction every time
>>697691639
True, but we are printing them. That means it can last forever! It has to.....
We are probly gonna have to rent a factory with the mons printer
>>697691947
Kek I doubt it. Tho I do hope he stays, I do love a good esdeath thread, desu.
>>697691499
>I watch porn with dying animals you have no proof ive gone out and killed anything
>>697692113
YOU are showing ME how crazy I am?
ok
>>697692055
I already assumed it was off.
Classes eh? What're you going for? Major-wise?
>>697691499
Esdeath, hear me out, take a break 4chan, simmer down and don't get offended because a few people can't resist making fun of you.
>>697690883
The glue didn't work!
>>697692113
No you fucking don't man. It's for the betterment of you, now please, leave.
>>697691947
I'm actually a 75 years old destroyer.
>>697690935
big fan. don't let these nerds get to you
Never forgetti.
>>697692124
only sometimes its ok just ignore i said that its thier fault
why is everyone repeating me
>>697692267
ok ok ok I just dont know how to get the hate out of my head I dont want to take my medicine agian
It's just a thread.
>>697692396
Everyone has their get offs... even if its very very fucked up to the point I question one's humanity
Also, Esdeath that's some sick fucking shit, not that I can talk. Just don't let it get TOO real, kay? No victim no crime. Be careful.
>>697691784
Fun times.
Tired. What have you been doing?
>>697692263
Nothing right now doing general ed classes and tacking prerequisite classes to test what I want to do.
I liked finance but I'm also looking at a career in the armed forces
>Glad you understand
>>697691499
esdeath, do you have anyone outside of this?
or are you alone in the world?
Insert obligatrory pun
>>697692396
>why is everyone repeating me
Isn't this what you wanted you.
>>697692445
Silly hank, threads are srs bsns for autists
I'm here
>>697692267
>people can't resist making fun of you.
We don't even have to. He ends up doing it himself
>>697692593
you came at the right time Rory submarine
Edgedeath thread!
>>697692396
It's easy to catch a squirrel. Build a one-way cage and put something tasty into it. Or some squirrel sex pheromones.
I'm alive and whatnot
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, and spiders are gross.
>>697692560
Eu hasn't been up to much, but Eu might be getting a job soon though~
How about you, friend~?
>>697692396
Take your medicine before you get dragged off to the funny farm~
>>697692570
>armed forces
I wanted to do that for a while. I wanted to pilot. However other things got in the way, and never got around to enlisting. What branch are you going for?
Oh, why not.
>>697692396
It's easy to catch a squirrel. Build a one-way cage and put something tasty into it. Or some squirrel sex pheromones.
>>697692172
We'll have to get a concrete plan if we want this to work. Good idea, see ya around m8.
>>697692642
Canadians.
>>697692837
thats good,
spidey is infesting the threads so they are going faster.
i think he may leave in 2-6 hours
>>697691639
Yeah, nothing makes you feel more sciency than a chart with lots of lines and a test tube.
I didn't intend to, you got yourself their m9. How considerate of you! Give it a good ol rub clean.
We'll get Danny Devito to narrate it. I did see a DollXHunter but I didn't touch that cringe bomb. It has deviant in the title I guess. DIFD, words to live by.
>>697692172
Yup.Yeah I know what you mean. Good luck, shoot the bad guys
>>697692304
You obviously did it wrong!
>>697692593
I don't care what people say, I love that pun.
>>697692837
Better than the alternative. How're you doing?
>>697692891
What job are you looking for?
I am doing nothing but wasting away my time and some summer classes that don't matter.
>>697693096
Canadians are just more responsible Americans.
>>697693016
hey vigil, how is u?
>>697692837
Look, it's a Nano~
>>697693230
Just a temp job working at a big mansion~
>>697693103
After dinner I'll auto dump him out, if I have to but you'll end up with a ton of Rin pics
>>697693130
I'm alright, still recovering from my surgery, so that sucks, but more bored than anything else, really
>>697692891
>Take your medicine before you get dragged off to the funny farm~
Holy fucking kek
>>697692931
Looking into navy and air force
>I'm an aspie and I have migraines so Frontline is a no go for me
>>697690935
Don't be an edgy faggot, it won't help. If you have done something wrong, I, in my infinite mercy, forgive you, because I am literally a god, unless you tortured a cat or some awful shit like that.
I would advise to stop posting, and only resume when you've ceased being a faggot, but I love you, and I love your filename. Since you might be either 11 or autistic, it's best to calm down and not worry about people talking to you behind your back in some club on a Tibet Motercycle forum.
>>697693369
Hello there.
Not too great, really. But this deranged shit made me laugh, so there's that.
You?
>>697693412
>>697693529
>unless you tortured a cat or some awful shit like that.
You're not far off
