Gay things with hair where there wasn't hair before
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Gay things with hair where there wasn't hair before
guess it isn't happening. oh well.
shaaaaaaaaaaame
/b/ so worksafe tho
>>696390363
SHAAAAAAAAAME
>>696390008
Post your butt.
>>696392063
you already have it.
>>696392617
Probably. Post it again anyway.
lol
boipucci something whatever
>>696393655
cowsbutt.jpg
i don't even have a buttpic anymore, and fuck if i'm going to get up and take one
This one's about gay inebriated rape, Hooray!
>>696394755
so long as neither of them wear a retardo-headband I think it'll be better
>>696394841
Are you home from your home away from home?
>>696394949
no, I still have 30 minutes left here
I spent my whole shift researching computer parts though
nibi wishes he was raped while inebriated
>>696395175
Sounds boring. Then again, my job is boring too.
>>696395433
got a big check the other day so I'm gonna build me a new desktop
I hope you break something important freklz
>>696395671
Are you building it because yours is shitty at the moment or are you planning on playing some games?
also the writing in that comic is hilariously awful
>>696395836
both of those
well not "shitty" so much as "slowly dying" and "is a laptop"
"yes, I am now raping you"
"no"
"penis"
"stop"
>>696396068
putting Shakespeare to shame
>>696396051
I see
As a forewarning, the CPU "Crunch" is natural.
>>696396068
lel, this
>>696395671
oh gratz
>>696396068
"but you have an erection this is okay"
>>696396332
>>696396446
remember its not rape if they have an erection
>>696396305
the what
>>696396332
thanks happy birthday
As long as one person has an erection its okay.
>>696396629
>>696396554
>at least 50% of rape participants report enjoying the experience
>>696396559
cheers bae
>>696396554
>censored
loser
>>696396786
cant be harming the children, that would be wrong.
sup today, ausy?
>>696396559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRKtXp5nDbY
>>696396998
oh, I see
>>696396786
got anything special planned
>>696396958
Not much. 27 now.
Looking forward to going back to work, which is an awful thing I wish I never have to say again
>>696397193
hopefully you will find better work somewhere else
like wisconsin. can always get a job at a native american casino ;^)
but really, its time to make dat money. Are you feeling okay now? dont hurt yourself again
>>696397168
no
my mum wants to come see me this morning. After that I'll probably try to sleep to get into the right sleep pattern for work
>>696397425
I'm feeling better. And it'll just be a wednesday shift so it's a good starting shift to make sure I'm okay
If my back starts hurting I'll need to go back to my doctor immediately
>>696397614
whats healthcare like in ausland?
I had to pay $150 just to have a doctor tell me nothings wrong :v
>>696397614
that sounds like an excellent birthday honestly
here have a birthday kiss from me
>>696397864
I had to pay for my pain pills, but that's all.
It depends on your doctor though.
when I had skin cancer it costed me a total of 50 bucks.
>>696397971
aww thanks man
okay I am going to leave for home now
>>696398254
happy birthday to nef, happy birthday to nef, happy birthday you faaaaggooooot happy birthday to nef
>>696398825
thanks fag
>>696398433
cya
and many moooooooooooore
>>696398976
have you received your obligatory birthday punches
>>696398929
>hair on fur
stop this absolute retardation
>>696399105
Yeah, like anyone I know IRL is dumb enough to try that on me.
Forgot about this thread.
>>696394013
Cow, your name's not on.
>>696399454
what if your kid did them
>>696399592
I say to her "Guess what you're getting for your birthday?" and she knows how to play ball
>>696399903
>bribing your kid to not punch you
mom of the year for you
>>696400118
It's not a bribe, it's a threat
>>696400367
That's WORSE.
>>696400440
I see no problem with it
Check my dubs
>>696400544
also you stole that kid's dubs you dick
>>696400554
So close, yet no cigar.
>>696400700
Praise KEK.
>>696400618
It's my birthday and I'll GET if I want to.
>stealing dubs
the furries have done worse
>>696400811
Meme magic is real!
May our new fuhrer reveal himself and usher in a new world order.
>>696400855
>>696400811
PRAISE
KEK
>>696400856
Top kek
>>696401072
okay you can calm down now
happy birthday nef
any acid and nefel fucking today?
>>696401048
Truly the frog god is the way of the future.
>>696401166
>66
PRAISE HIM
Memed on
>>696401264
No fuck you
I just had 3 dubs in a row, I'm done for a while
KEK can fuckin' praise me
>>696401172
Nah, I'm too injured at the moment to really have a good go at it, plus I got work tomorrow. Taking a rain check til next month.
>>696401547
>KEK can fuckin' praise me
>doesn't get dubs
you've angered him.
>>696401709
I said I was done for a while. 3 sets of dubs is good enough. I ain't greedy
>>696401952
KEK doesn't take breaks, neffers.
>>696402081
That's because he doesn't do any work. Can't take breaks if you've nothing to break from.
>>696402266
KEK is always at work in our world, and he's just told you not to doubt him!
>>696402400
Then why did Erdogan's fake military coup work?
Checkmate, KEKmate.
Maybe he's focusing too hard on dubs and not doing what is needed.
Also I heard that corrupt DNC lady just got hired by Clinton the moment she resigned. That gave me a chuckle
>>696403183
Turkroaches anger KEK, he doesn't feel the need to help their ungrateful roach asses.
Yeah, that was funny. Dude I'm IN philly, the protestors are going full nutty.
Daily reminder that if you suspect Erdogan was behind the coup then you were probably an actual conspirator in the coup against Erdogan.
>>696403532
Chet confirmed Turkroach Islamist apologist.
chet confirmed for teaste;ess
tasteless*
Chet confirmed for sucking testes.
>>696403386
Wait, there ARE actual protestors?
I haven't been to /pol/ in a few days, so most of what I know is there was leaks and it's likely to have no legal repercussions for the people involved.
>>696403532
I would conspire to coup against Erdogan
I'd rather secular turks than religious ones.
>>696403746
Fuck that was a trainwreck
>>696403981
Unlike at the RNC, yes, there are indeed real protestors. On the subway there were a bunch of fat white people with bernie shirts and signs, and literally outside my house is a "black men for bernie" truck.
>People actually care about turkey
>implying turkey isnt just another third world shithole and its only significance is strategic placement for NATO aircraft.
>>696404194
Turkey is absolutely not just another third world shithole. On top of being fairly developed, they're a former, and very recent, empire. They're more analogous to a Muslim Russia than anything.
dont be silly turkey isn't a real place
it's like tamriel or narnia
>>696403981
don't judge me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkqikUWAS0Q
>>696404539
>Turkey is absolutely not just another third world shithole
Stopped reading there
>>696404552
Well, WHEREVER it is that t*rks come from, it's a piece of shit.
>>696404633
You don't have to like the damn place, it's awful, but ignoring its geopolitical relevance and history is just ignorant.
>>696404133
Oh, yeah I figured there would be buttmad people about Bernie
IIRC there was something about money exchanging hands being leaked, and that interests me more because it's the only way that any of this will actually have ramifications.
Bernie-people aren't gonna vote Hillary, but neither are they gonna vote Trump. And considering how upset they were when Bern said he endorses her, they never were.
>>696404573
I must
>>696404716
Donors were offered political positions. That's straight up illegal. It's not what bernlords are protesting about, though, they're just mad that their guy got fucked by the system. Which he totally did.
>>696403981
"Turkish Justice Minister Bekir Bozdag said anyone who suggests the attempted coup was staged was probably involved in it themselves and would face investigation."
I read that and was wondering whether he knows literally everybody knows he talking out of his arse. Maybe he's fronting for keks.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turkey-coup-attempt-turkish-authorities-hoax-claims-president-erdogan-latest-news-a7154411.html
>>696404711
yet somehow all of their GDP is from tourism, though that won't be the case for much longer
also how did you join in with the hippies?
>>696404711
Who cares, the entire middle east was lost with the invention of islam.
That part of the world is now Mud and Slime.
>>696404857
>That's straight up illegal
Like I said, I'm interested to see if there will actually be ramifications for this.
RIP Bern.
>>696405005
What he is saying is "Keep your cunt mouths shut"
Everyone knows he's full of shit. He knows he is full of shit. He's not trying to cover it up, he's making a threat.
https://vine.co/v/iwviUl7Y61l
>>696405005
That's just Erdogan and company cracking down on opposition and using an idiotic excuse, just like this entire """coup"""
>>696405137
Of course it's from tourism. They're occupying rightful Christian clay in Constantinople. The Muslims visit to gloat and Europeans visit to plan the reconquering.
I did not join in with the hippies.
>>696405264
Probably not. It'd be up to the democrat DoJ to prosecute.
>>696405203
RE
CON
QUIS
TA
anyway bye dinner
>>696405704
Im not dinner.
>>696405264
Yeah I know. It's just that it'd be funnier if he was that absurdly naive.
>>696405392
shame, you could have really gayed it up a bit
>>696405947
Maybe he is, and he just slept his way to the top
>>696405704
Well, I'm assuming the election would happen before any charges are brought, unless they rushed it hard now.
Maybe the republicans will be in power
>>696406586
I doubt he' be the first. Imagine his little face if he went on to realise he was the bad guy all along.
>>696403746
Oh I forgot to laugh at this catastrophe. Hue.
>>696407392
about fucking time, jesus.
>>696407513
Aww. Don't get upset because I didn't pay attention to you.
Also bugger off with that damn cat Matsu again.
>>696408006
but i need attention because i'm too scared to bug any of my actual friends
>>696408169
Actual friends? Don't be silly. I'm sorry it's the case, but I'm the best you've got.
>>696408169
You should bother your actual friends so they get annoyed and stop talking to you.
Chet, I want you to have this picture.
>>696408569
Speaking from experience?
>>696408374
u g h
>>696408569
the only problem is i have nothing to talk about and nobody can voice chat with me so i dont enjoy conversation
>>696408694
Cheers.
>>696408701
I keep offering to talk about psychology but you don't take it any further.
>>696408925
i will continue the search for more doggos
>>696409051
It's gotten to the point where I now have a small team of people collecting cat and dog pictures for me. Truly I am blessed.
>>696409484
we aim to please
how is the land of dragons?
sexy book
>>696410076
Ohyeah. That background is really hot as well
>>696409683
What did I do to deserve such?
I don't think I live where you think I live.
>>696410631
No idea, still trying to figure that out
Wales
>not wanting to live with draggos
>>696408694
Yes, except without the actual friends part or bothering part.
>>696408701
What do you like to talk about.
Are they high maintenance draggos?
>>696410806
It's such a bizarre occurrence.
I am only part Welsh and I've always lived in England.
No no we're not talking a population of scales
>>696412012
It gives me a reason to look at doggos anyway
Three Lion country then
>>696412102
harsh
>>696412287
I'm kidding he's probably not high maintenance he takes care of himself and stuff
maybe just emotionally
>>696412357
I know i just had little else to say
I am tired and waiting for mum
>>696410378
Nanars!
>>696412512
awww you're like a kid again and shit
>>696412171
Well it's convenient for both of us at least.
I don't really know. I've not left the house since I got here 2 days ago. It's pretty nice in here though.
>>696412673
do you have a latent desire to fug sheep
>>696408925
but you don't like psychology
besides i'm too rusty on it to have any sort of in-depth convo
ALSO YOU KEEP HITTING ME UP EITHER WHEN IM AT WORK OR WHEN I COME HOME AT MIDNIGHT
>>696411774
music, food, work, vacations
>>696412599
Well, she wants to come say hi
She lives like 5 minutes drive away and usually I visit every sunday if I can
Haven't been over since I hurt my back
