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BENIS thread
benis and booty
you are all homos
someone buy me pizza
not after that comment
>>696412954
It's spelled boody
:DDDD
>>696413099
never
>>696413151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw
ooh!
>>696412900
bepis
>>696413099
rude
>Then sometimes afterward we’d watch “The Brady Bunch” or “Three’s Company.” She didn’t love these shows, but raping me was hard work, as I was pretty buff in those days, so by the end of the night, being in her seventies and all, she was tired, and would pretty much watch anything.
>>696413099
Buy me a birthday pizza
I mean what I said
I'll sacrifice pizza in its name
SUBS PLS
>>696413231
magnificent
>>696412916
I dont go on vacation, I could share with you my latest no trips to exhausting stagnation.
Or we can discuss terrible diets.
>>696413328
what is your favorite type of pizza
your penis is touching my penis
I dunno anything with feta cheese and banana peppers on it
why
>>696413466
that doesn't sound like fun
>>696413599
BECAUSE I WILL GET YOU THE OPPOSITE
what is feta x -1
>I was weak. Sometimes I liked to have fun, and be silly. I played Twister. I did. I had an aunt who was handicapped and on Medicare, and I basically liked her. Whenever we’d stop by, Ayn would sit there glaring at Aunt Sue’s state-sponsored wheelchair. And afterwards there’d be a quarrel.
>“That woman,” Ayn would say. “She feeds off the labors of those who would never dream of lowering themselves to accept the fruits that others have harvested with the sweat of their brows.”
>“Well, I guess,” I’d say. “But she’s nice, right? And it wasn’t her fault she got muscular dystrophy. Did you like the pie?”
>Ayn would fall silent. And there’d be no raping that night.
>>696413739
what the fuck
>>696413683
Get her a meatlovers pizza with bbq sauce
this thread isn't gay enough
get me one too
>>696413870
conveniently, that is also my favorite type of pizza
minus the bbq sauce though
>>696413898
y
Nef what is this weird Ayn Rand fan-fic/erotica/horror?
>>696412916
I do like psychology. I just think some of the studies and theories skirt the realm of pseudoscience. Psychodynamics and MBTI are complete shitshows though.
Anyway, that's not true. I've spoken about it at reasonable times and you've just been disinterested. Plus you can git gud and take advantage of your uni's library.
I mean I'll still eat it but sure
>>696413673
Yeah its pretty shit. Music helps, but you already have shown we do not share tastes.
>>696413683
Ranch Dressing
Ranch Dressing is the x -1 of everything
>>696413898
Ur gay
>>696414067
man I love ranch tho
>>696413999
what about anchovies
also praise KEK
>>696413950
I like bbq sauce with meatlovers
Or, if I can, bbq and tomato mixed.
>>696413988
>Nef what is this weird Ayn Rand fan-fic/erotica/horror?
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-was-ayn-rands-lover
>>696414154
pfft, ur gayer
tht's fine I like ranch dressing
oh god I'm so white help
I'd try anchovies. Can't be that bad.
>>696414273
ok I'm literally going to jizz on the pizza
but half of it will be ranch
good luck
>>696414258
I'm really into white pizza tbh
>>696414273
>Can't be that bad.
>>696414158
The only people who like ranch are hillbillys and brits.
>>696414154
hey duder
>>696414445
I am hilariously far from both of those things and I love ranch.
>>696414445
ranch is gross
>>696414397
white pizza?
>>696414267
No, im a virgin so im pretty sure I am absent a significant number of points.
I've eaten worse than cute young fag jizz it's fine
Nef everything is "can't be that bad" to me I have eating prioblems.
>>696412900
>>696414026
Help a /b/ro out
>>696414527
no sauce, just cheese
>>696414605
so's he
that said he's 100% gayer than you
>>696414633
> cute young fag
omg
>>696414451
Hey hey spagooter duder cooter.
>>696414666
checked
you like it don't fuck with me
>>696414689
>no sauce, just cheese
oh
that's not really what I am into, I think there would be superior ways to do just cheese and meat than a pizza.
>>696414513
You DISGUST ME
>>696414516
>>696414516
>>696414516
>>696414692
spaghetti sounds good right meow
>>696413988
no really, most of the time when you hit me up i'm at work
I can't lie I blushed a little
>>696414879
I like white pizza with like spinach on it
idk tomato sauce just isn't my thing anymore
>>696414880
I'm sorry nibbles
>>696414666
No, Satan
>>696414689
Damn right he is.
>>696414689
>>696414689
>>696414689
>>696414689
>>696415153
you can't fucking make me anime
>>696415173
no porn dumping by the way
>>696414896
Hopefully you will be putting it in the right end.
>>696415008
You better be
Ranch is okay
>>696415153
ty anime
>>696414516
Agreed
>>696414896
THERE you are! Katten please blow some air into my ear. Don't ask just do it
>>696415268
how do I make it up to you
>>696415327
tfw you will never have a berserk/touhou crossover
>>696414258
They could have been more subtle in their political bias. The whole thing is kind of on the nose. I've never read the New Yorker but I'll take a stab in the dark and say it's a leftist publication.
>>696414921
How are you on Skype all the time at work then?
>>696414666
>>696415261
or what gaylord
>>696415410
Bring me a virgin sacrifice.
>>696415410
HA Chen does though
Ran BTFO
>>696415008
I have a sort of thing against mixing vegetables and meat most of the time.
My pizzas are either vegetarian or just loaded with meat and no veges.
>>696415153
thanks anime
>>696415472
idk someone just linked it in the skype group where i pretend to be a girl
>>696415470
>>696414447
If you could fuck off that'd be really fantastic, thanks.
>>696415489
or I'll be really mean to you
you can post it just don't dump
>>696415472
New Yorker is leftist, yes, but honestly I don't think making fun of ayn rand puts you on the left. She's really a laughable figure.
>>696415612
I don't know any. Get in touch with soup.
>>696415642
That's very weird. Do you like tacos? Sandwiches with lettuce?
>>696415619
I meant an official crossover, and it's not a competition! All touhous are great.
Except Cirno.
>>696415472
because my computer is on.
>>696415724
Soup is ugly though.
>>696415724
Clearly Chen made it into the boat arc, I even posted a pic of her in it.
>>696415869
he is?
>>696415893
Oh ok I guess it's not edited or anything, I trust you.
>>696415675
this
>>696415724
please dont be mean
i'll be a good boy
>>696415869
y-you too
>>696415268
next time i make it i shall. but i must go for i must cook my dinner. see ya later~
>>696415392
*blows in ear~
ok see ya around ~
>>696416088
Yes, you will.
>>696416015
Yes
That is also why is is a virgin.
someone advise me what to eat
cuse at the rate I'm going I'm probably gonna just sit here and not eaat for the next 5 hours until work and then not eat through my whole 8 hour shift
>>696416092
Aaahh, thanks for the refill. See ya
>>696416251
eat an apple
>>696416208
I'll take your word for it unless he wants to correct the record t. hillary
>>696416251
just like a fuckton of cookies
>>696416015
i'm not ugly, nibi is being mean
>>696416208
inaccurate statement
>>696416355
thank you for correcting the record, dubs confirm
>>696416015
G O
O D
trust is key in the world of the dammed
>>696416251
anti-pasta
>>696415642
I'm becoming suspicious that you have a weird fetish for gender-bending people.
I don't know who annoy me more, the people who blindly follow everything she said/stood for or the people who insist she was Satan incarnate.
>>696415792
No I mean how do you reply so often? Do you have a lot of down time?
>>696415724
Tacos yeah, but like the most white-person tacos ever.
Lettuce and cheese. Lettuce, iceberg lettuce at least, goes with lots of things because it has a nice texture and the taste is very quiet.
>>696416251
sandwich and an apple
>>696416354
>>696416403
I think he is ugly, and that's what matters.
>>696416355
The only reason someone would be a virgin is cus they are ugly.
get out, duckboi, you're not welcome among us
>>696416348
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIHGT NOW AFHJSDFHVSDFBVSD
>>696416354
probably gonna happen
>>696416409
I also don't think I read that far.
>>696416486
What about beans on tacos?
And yeah lettuce is chill, I lowkey hate tomatoes.
>>696416574
Good, good.
>>696416549
I definitely disagree with that.
>>696416484
I don't. You're delusional.
>>696416574
i did nothing but recommend you a tasty alternative to not eating.
So on a scale of 1-10: You?
I'd say 6-7 myself
>>696416621
With what?
>>696416484
If I had the option to be reborn as a cute girl, I would take it.
Currently I look pretty friggen terrible so anything would be an upgrade
>>696416621
>What about beans on tacos?
Usually no.
I can't say I have mexican food often though.
Considering the cities location, asian food is a lot more common.
If you do get mexican, it's almost guaranteed to be that sort of "not actually mexican in any way" place.
>>696416718
3-4. 5 on a good day
>>696416718
6.9 for sure
>>696416747
the idea that people are only virgins because ugly
I know some qt3.14 virginnos
>>696416871
what kind of asian food? Spicy?
>>696416574
make me
>>696416549
>The only reason someone would be a virgin is cus they are ugly.
kek
>>696416718
6/10
Or in other words, 60% water.
My body is 6 waters out of 10.
>>696417076
what is the saddle for
>>696416926
Untrue
only ugly people dont get laid cus no one is going to have sex them.
>>696416979
Praise kek for dubs
>>696416926
Everything
If you're in the city every kind of asian food has a store within 3 minutes walk from the last store of the same kind of asian food.
I particularly like this one korean place that does very good spicy pork bbq. They know me so well I dont even order any more, they just see me and begin preparing the meal.
>>696416621
its a long way into the story, I have yet to actually read the manga, which I really want to do.
>>696417207
I love when you're homies with the immigrants who make you food and speak no english.
>>696417165
sitting on
>>696417198
i dont know why you think this
Quality dogs, kaldies. Quality.
>>696416690
Yes you do. Or you used to until they took away your phone privileges.
>>696416871
But then you don't get to stick your dick in cuties. What an awful decision you'd make.
Well as long as your wife/waifu doesn't mind it's hardly be the end of the world.
kaldis post more dumb dogs
>>696417406
>Or you used to until they took away your phone privileges.
exactly this
>>696417353
I don't think those horses really CAN
I try Chet
>>696417407
>>696417340
The best thing is the food is like 7 bucks
That's a full dish and rice. In Australia
That's fucking incredible.
>>696417406
Yeah I'd have the dicks stuck in me. That's fine.
I could even dress up as my waifu and not look awful
>>696417588
I get Muslamic food for 5 bucks on campus, that's about as cheap as it gets in philly for a full meal and a drink.
>>696417583
You're excelling. You get *1 Gold star*
>>696417458
So I'm delusional, you cheeky git.
>>696417588
You're a strange man or at the very least stranger than I thought.
>>696417353
Because people around me fuck like rabbits and I am not as attractive as them to "Be like the romans".
>>696416871
That's not a very high opinion of yourself.
>>696416926
I feel the same. Probably an 8 on a really good day.
>>696416911
How do you do it?
>>696417792
:DDDDDD
>>696417792
Ya you are.
When do I receive my *Gold star* by the way?
>>696417824
by being a hopeless romantic, wallowing in the fact that nobody could ever truly love someone as great as I.
>>696418018
Fuck, you're right. I need practice- I already know that nobody is good enough to love me as much as I should be loved, but I don't think yet that I'm at the point where not even I can love myself as much as I deserve.
You're just too good for yourself.
One thing's for sure though: my internet definitely doesn't love me as much as it should.
>>696417824
> "How do you do it?"
By being a habitual liar and generally a lout. The latter isn't necessary but he likes to go above and beyond in that regard.
>>696417897
Proud of you.
>>696418018
>"when"
"When" he says! "When". Oh I need to recover from that. Ah. It's good to laugh.
>>696418331
:D
>>696417766
>Muslamic
Man, a friend of mine shares my birthday
We went through the entirety of school, pre-school to graduation together.
She's in a traditional muslim household but she's rejecting the religion itself and it's kinda sad to see because the only real way she could do that is to completely sever ties with them, and probably most of the community she knows.
It's just pretty rough to watch
>>696417824
I look like Seth Rogan after a diet
>>696417792
"Normal" people are boring
>>696417808
and just because thats the case for you doesn't automatically make it the case for me
>>696418331
You owe me one. It's overdue.
>>696418329
Sounds like you and your internet need to have a talk.
>>696418329
so yeah what the fuck's going on with your filename
>>696418455
Because Muslim communities are completely fucking evil. You should be proud of her, it's unbelievable how difficult that is to do.
>>696418481
>denial
People work in tiers.
demos do u love me
that's open to interpretation
>>696418601
i have a friend who left the muslim community, but his parents weren't actually that bothered about it so that probably helped a lot
>>696418614
whatever helps you sleep at night dude
Demos, for the most part, loves everyone
why you gotta go and make this complicated demos
>>696418544
We Do. Maybe it's the fact that 5 people at once are accessing it, but it should know by now that I get priority over the others.
For my porn-posting needs.
>>696418601
Nobody names their files, and I don't want people to be able to know my name on what's supposed to be an anonymous image board, so I figured I'd become unique and name my pictures. Just like the special snowflake I know I am.
>>696418930
lucky of him
>>696419061
well that's really just half assing it you dumb faggot
i didn't make this complicated
love has always been complicated
>>696418601
I am, but I think in the end she's not gonna be able to do it.
She's probably going to either end up alone or marrying a muslim man. Not being directly forced into it, but by elimination of any other option.
>>696419031
Because he fucking loves Avril Lavigne
it's really not
>>696419303
It's your patriotic duty to help her become a citizen of secular society and save her from the Mudslimes, if just to keep her from creating more Mudslimes.
>>696419424
Like you would know.
i'm just not good at it then
>>696412900
poor op makes a thread for g/fur turns into an avifag fest like always
savage
WELL STOP THAT
