Waifu Claim Thread
>House of Smut edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. Or don't. Shit post anonymously w/e
>Discuss stuff
>Fuck
>Be gay, who cares. You're a fucking faggot anyway
>Get mad.
>Get REALLY mad
>Shit post. Just do it.
Most important: Show me your genitals
>>695679313
Fucking do it you piece of shit
I love you Spike
>early bake
No
>intensely plows Hanako's anus, cumming 13 times
>>695679411
The fuck you talking about? It was perfect bake. Right on image limit
Well
Well well well
Well well well well well
Welly well well
Well then.
That happened
>>695679451
Honestly sweetie, there's a lot you can improve on here
Claimed.
>>695679530
Your turn~
>>695679133
Yeah, I'm the only active mizore poster so you've probably gotten them from me.
>Still haven't edited the ones I need to.
Also akkiko made an ohayo mizore, which is great.
I think we scared a lot of people off. Can't handle a little shit posting when it's not their flavor.
>>695679244
we smut nao
>>695679640
i'm still here
>>695679596
Eh?! Me?!
>>695679161
Nice. Tried to learn guitar myself at one point. Failed terribly.
>WEW, now that's lewd.
>>695679236
All I wanted was for her to be removed. Shes the one that started calling the cops cash cows, yelling fuck Obama, and generally doing everything you SHOULDN'T do when interacting with the police.
How hot did it get?
Don't worry, Mizore... I'll have the camera rolling!
>>695679469
alright anon let me make things simple for you
see pic
>>695679666
satan's right.
No smut for me no thnx
hayl satan
>>695679642
Chubbin a little here. Love them fat titties.. could do without the nigger cock.
Shame on you
>>695679666
Confirmed.
>>695679686
Whoever you are... Hi
>>695679731
.... k
No one had to wait, but ok. I guess you're waifu master or some shit idk.
>>695679707
Yes~
Last night you slept with it in~
>>695679827
i think it was agreed to ignore early bakes or some shit now
>>695679776
>>695679827
smutty enough?
THICC.
>>695679854
Don't say that here!
>What do you want me to do?
>>695679894
Thats just rood
>>695679894
That is HQ af, source on the artist?
>>695679725
Hot enough, sucked.
Y-Your okay with that??
>>695679776
Post your own smut or I will find some for you
It wont be tasteful
>>695679822
Trim them hedges. Scraggles are nasty
>>695679885
Never seen it. It was posted right on time. How I've always done it.
Now if I posted it with 5 images left in the limit, sure, early bake.
Nope. Posted right on the mark. Now go jerk yourself to smut or something relax.
>>695679936
Yeah that works I guess.. Weird, but a blowjob is a blowjob
>>695680090
Do whatever you want~
smatter bebop u dont like hairy?
>>695680338
Can I get the damn sauce on this?
A challenger appears!
>>695680444
vocaloid - hatsuni miku
>>695680338
Not when it looks like a japanese mans receding hairline gone too long without a trim
gah
>>695680459
Challenger to what? Double the spiegel=double the shit
>>695680170
i can't i just went like 10 minutes ago
>>695680575
you just like em to look young
>>695680279
O-Okay...
>gulps nervously, and kneels in front of you
>>695680602
Drink a fucking beer or something then.
Relax, it's not that serious. No one gives a fuck about the rules, anyway
except the multi-threading. That's bad and leads to bans and confusion.
>>695680119
I know. It hit 96 again today.
Are you saying I shouldn't be?
>>695680653
>>695680575
I like them at the age of 13 and flat chested, for example.
>>695680784
i noticed
>>695680653
I dont mind hair. What I do mind is ugly hair
scraggly looking shit. Gross.
>>695680704
Midwest?
Wisconsin got that 80%+ humidity and 90F+
Fucking. Sucks.
>>695680756
Big tits, nice
Milky tits? Weird
>>695680784
I like naked, attractive women. Let's just put it at that.
all of these waifus are shit.
bebop is a dirty old paedo
>>695680887
Your trips are shit but no one's saying anything about that
>>695680934
28. Old? Sure
Dirty? Fuck yes
Pedo? Nope. Hebophile.
Teenagers are a go.
Kiddies are a no
>>695680879
Give me a anime Spike. I'll get the good stuff for the party
>>695680704
Nice and hot.
...maybe? I thought you might want to keep me for yourself~
>>695681016
Boku no Pico
>>695680996
well ok then
>>695681016
Ghost in the Shell.
Let's get some Motoko up in this bitch.
She's fucking hot. Bangin for days
None of the crayon art, either.
>>695681085
Boku YES Pico
>>695679827
i suck at ps
>>695680676
What are you doing?
>>695681085
Hilarious and original.
>>695681110
Gotcha.
No husbandos? We can do better
>>695681311
>>695681221
Looks good to me. Dark skin is fine
Niggers are just... fuck niggers. Ive met very, very few good niggers.
>>695681311
What do you think I am?
>>695681256
Y-your pants, please. Before I change my mind...
>>695680879
Southest Westest.
>15 minutes from the border and the beach.
>>695681020
>Hot
>Nice
U wot
Hmmmm, I could... but it's fun seeing how you react to others~
You people should be in my thread. My thread is objectively better.
Claim pando-chan
>>695681457
>takes off pants
Best type moon claimed.
>>695681539
Peter Lorre smut nao
>>695681539
There's no naked and fucking bitches in it, though.
Or drinking
or very much shit posting
>>695681539
So we spider ERP?
>>695681380
>>695681746
>>695681592
>I inch closer, and tentatively kiss the tip
>>695681425
I've met 0 so far. In my country there are almost no black people at all. In my old town *out of 20k population) there are like maybe 3 people who are black. Well.. for the niggers we are missing we have middle east and EU east block scum.
>>695681110
Everything involving her is either disgusting, futa, out or proportion, or crayon art. Select a new target.
>>695681698
Only in my thread can you find that.
>>695681681
There's plenty of naked bitches fucking and most of them are drunks.
>>695681629
>no
>>695681820
>>695681820
>>695681884
>i moan softly
>>695681601
Heya Shiki. It's a lewd one tonight.
>>695681918
Niggers everywhere. They're all over in WI.. and azns too. Fuck em both.
Doesnt help I'm almost in the ghetto
gdi them tits though.. I miss my ex's tits. Fan-fucking-tastic. Saggier than those, but just as big
>>695681942
fucking fuck... well, let's go with my first crush, then. Aisha Klan Klan.
>>695681955
I see your thread. I'm half the posts in there.
Anime is bad.
Fool thread.
>>695679696
>>695679696
>>695679696
FOOL THREAD!!!
>>695679696
>>695679696
>>695679696
>>695682171
All the ones with the gay furry porn, right?
>>695681955
You're driving a pretty hard bargain.
>>695682171
Copy that
>>695682129
Yeah I noticed, you got anything planned for the day?
>>695682260
Lots of sexy sexy spiders to get freak nasty with.
>>695682240
Gay AND furry?!
Count me out. I like the bitches I aint no fag
I say as I encourage men to post hentai
>>695682053
>I gently lick its underside, and finally take all of it into my mouth
Hmm...
>>695682440
You love the gay furry shit, don't lie. DON'T LIE!
>>695682345
Nah. Was planning on ships tonight, but phasing in and out of sleep, crazy homless people, and serious stomach pain kinda said fuck that plan.
>>695682674
I have no reason to lie unless I'm stirring shit
No shit to be stirred. Just liquor dick and perversion to calm my weary mind and body
>>695682735
What is more perverse than gay animals having sex with each other?
>>695682171
This is the only picture that didn't make me want to jump off a bridge. Further you go back, less quality there is.
>>695682411
I'm sold
>>695679244
>Show me your genitals
Here
>>695679244
>>695682508
>face fills with red, as my moans are crescendoing
>>695682795
Me being able to spank it to actual attractive porn
>>695682797
Fucking fuck... ok, uh... shit.
Fuck it. Just find some big tits or something idc
>>695682928
Trim
That
Shit
For fuck sake yo dirty mexicunt
>>695683117
You can spank it, you just haven't tried.
Wtf is this thread?
>>695683204
CANCER
A
N
C
E
R
>>695683020
What happened here? i can't see shit.
>>695683204
Who knows.
>>695682680
Well that sucks, I got some family birthday coming up soon.
>>695683333
Are we really going to ignore this post and it's quads?
>>695683046
>I giggle, and hum happily as my head bobs up and down
How ish it?
>>695683449
Ah, having a party I take it?
>>695683333
Konata posted his dick and it looks like a fucking mortar shell.
>>695683565
yes
>>695683204
2 16 year old virgins erping
>>695683333
Someone posted their dick and another retard absolutely failed to take a screenshot
>>695683707
Yeah, though probably more just dinner and some cake.
>>695683700
It feels so~ good~
>>695682171
>>695683372
I know your cute!
Newfags are ruining the thread, get out please.
>>695683707
Holy Shit, i should really be here more often.
>>695679244
>Be gay, who cares. You're a fucking faggot anyway
I get to be gay in here? Great. I sure do love dicks. Azzy's not from an anime but everybody fucking draws him like he's from one of them Japanese cartoons, and he's an anime in my heart. And that's all that matters.
>>695683949
Go away, faceless stranger.
>>695683949
>Elitists not welcomed.
You are the people killing /waifu/
>>695683811
Dinner sound good right now. Could go for a nice steak...
>>695683929
You'd know wrong!
>>695683958
Nothing like it has really happened since, thank god.
>>695683811
Hey, Shiki, wanna ERP?
>>695684122
I beat you
>>695683929
Oops saved the image wrong
>>695684055
My cute detector is going off the charts
>>695683958
Seasonal cuck
>>695684122
No erp outside spess.
>>695684055
Dinner is always good, though last night I ended with the great dinner of instant noodles.
Only jesus can save us now
>>695684053
Welcoming cancer without correcting it does much more harm than elitism. This roleplay that Hanako keeps doing belongs in >>>/trash/
Praise jesus
>>695683020
My dick looks a lot like that but i have a lot of dry skin, should i shave as well?
>>695684323
Use a picture, faggot
>>695683815
Thash good...
>my tounge swirls around the tip as wet, sloppy, lewd noises reverbrate from my mouth
Almosht there yet?
>>695684365
Hey if I were to waifu tats would you mind?
>>695684212
What part of Nui makes me seasonal exactly?
>>695683896
Where are your nipples?!
>>695684323
correcting
Son you aint gunna correct shit but my grammar when you realise this is a pointless fight
>>695684365
pantsu
erp anyone?
>>695684162
Must be busted, you get that checked out.
>>695684290
>Instant noodles
Wew, even those sound good right now.
>>695684388
I think I'm about to arrive
>>695684476
me :3
>>695684421
Rules have always been get trips or more.
>>695684476
why not o:
>>695684527
Konata? :3
>>695684488
Sounds like you're starving.
>>695684614
You know who this is ;-;
>>695684609
hey discount konata :o
roll
>>695684589
What about if we get on at different times and claim her?
Welp, I'm out of beer and need some sleep. I'll stir up some shit some other time, maybe
drop by this weekend when it's busier, see whose butt I can't hurt
Later faggots stay gay
>>695684681
discount tsukasa o:
roll
>>695684705
later space faggot
>>695684501
Okay...
>I pick up the pace, and close my eyes in anticipation
I'm ready when you are...
Why is the captcha always click until there are none left now? i can't get a normal one.
>>695684687
He's never here anyway, OPM a shit btw.
>>695684488
I had it fixed five minutes ago!
>>695684365
I don't see why you wouldn't want to shave, specially in the summer.
>>695684375
Does that really matter? I'm not doing destructive criticism.
My phone app doesn't even support uploading pictures.
>Homu
>>695684783
I'm cumming~
Good morning /waifu/
Filthy elitist scum reporting in
>>695684799
Settings > Posting > enable legacy captcha
>>695684922
I'm just uncomfortable putting anything sharp around my privates.
>>695684617
Just a bit.
>>695684855
And it hasn't gone off since!
>>695684954
Good morning
>>695685035
I cut my sack once.
>>695684799
I haven't watched it yet
Waiting for it to come out on toonami
>>695685102
How did it feel?
>>695684323
I can agree with you in that, saying newfags are ruining the threads because of that is just dumb though.
The majority of people here don't rp, its just a few that do.
>>695684609
You start.
>>695685052
Its gone off like a seismometer in an epicenter!
>>695685211
erp erp o:
>>695685201
This happens because you ignore newfags and think you're top shit.
>>695684954
>Elitists not welcomed.
数独
>>695684745
im not even discount ;-;
roll
>>695685115
Why do you want a waifu who you have no clue about?
Filthy ERPers
>>695685358
Emphasis on WERE
I need to see what she's like first and maybe I'll waifu her
I'm considering her
>>695685035
Understandable, just relax and trust yourself. In the end it shouldn't be scarier than putting something sharp near your neck to shave your beard.
>>695685201
That wasn't me.
>>695684954
Best tentacles.
>>695685265
>I walk up to you placing a hand on your cheek.
>>695685554
o:
>i blush o:
>>695685238
Botched repair, send it back!
>>695685456
Anyway
I'm gonna read it right now
>>695684473
secret ;p
i ran out of boatie pics :c
have this instead
Post lewds of your waifu
>>695684609
are you the same guy from yesterday?
>>695685657
I got a brand new spare one
>>695685767
yes o:
>>695685617
>Slowly I lean in placing a small kiss on your lips <3
What's erp
>>695685831
erotic role play.
*kisses your forehead*
>>695685863
That's not erotic
*Starts choking anon*
>>695685803
And it's been silent!
>>695684932
>A hot, thick liquid spurts into my mouth, and I obediently swallow it
>I back off a bit, and some drips from my lips
Cough, cough...
You alright?
>>695685927
*blushes as my chicken is choked, ejaculating onto anon's hands*
>>695685303
I'm not even old here
I'm not trying to act like i'm the best person here
>>695685475
alright then good sir
>>695685713
alright thats the shit i love
dark skinned cat girls with huge tits and a toned body
>>695686019
*Licks it off hands and kisses anon*
>>695685815
ah, nice. im still lonely and have no friends. :c
>>695685821
>nosebleeds o:
>>695686122
>rolls for discount konata :o
>>695686102
:3
looking at these pictures is great isnt it?
they look sweet af and help my crippling depression
>>695686010
I'm better than ever~
>>695686091
obviously not old enough to know you control exactly 0% of the population and what they do
Welcome to the shithole of the internet where the only diamonds are the erections
>>695686107
*Feels anon's tongue brushing against the inside of my mouth as own semen is pushed down throat*
>>695686179
ha ha passive aggressive tonight are we?
It's not really crippling. Normal amount of depression. It's just the nights I dont like
>>695686180
Really? That's good...
>How was I?
>>695686183
What?
I never said i did?
>>695686275
well done.
>>695686290
>correcting
You cant correct shit
you cant control shit
you can only shit
What you are doing is shitting...
Carry on
>>695686275
Magnificent!
>>695686275
>>695686327
fucking awful. I havent seen rp that bad since AOL 5.0
>>695686243
sigh. with me it's kinda different.
more like bipolar depression that lasts for 1-2 weeks and then isn't as extreme anymore for a bit.
>>695686243
forgot pic
>>695686226
*Finishes and pushes anon down*
*Steps on anons cock*
>>695685076
Morning Shiro
>>695685338
数独をコミット
Excluding elitists is elitism you scumfuck
>>695685475
Pentacles or lazors?
>>695686393
>well done.
>doesn't get my bacon joke.
I guess you're blind. You didn't see that coming.
Maybe you didn't hear me loud ENOUGH. need a hand for this joke?
>>695686362
What?
>>695686496
that's some shit right here.
>>695686502
いいえ
Check your elitist privilege shitlord
>>695686496
(ahegao) *squirms as I feel the pressure of anon's feet crushing my family jewels*
Punish me more, I shouted at my master!
>>695686502
That's not me.
>filenames
>>695686122
>A thin strand of saliva appears connected to both our lips as I stop the kiss. "am I gonna do all the work?" I say as I place my hand on your butt.
>>695686769
>>695686769
>>695686769
>>695686617
*Smiles*
*Stomps on cock and soon starts stepping on anons face*
>>695686943
*BTOOOM!*
