Waifu Claim Thread
>House of Smut edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. Or don't. Shit post anonymously w/e
>Discuss stuff
>Fuck
>Be gay, who cares. You're a fucking faggot anyway
>Get mad.
>Get REALLY mad
>Shit post. Just do it.
Most important: Show me your genitals
>>695686122
>A thin strand of saliva appears connected to both our lips as I stop the kiss. "am I gonna do all the work?" I say as I place my hand on your butt.
>>695686772
Fuck off earlybaker
>>695686855
my god shut up you butthurt faggot
it was posted rght on time which is what a good baker does
*unzips dick*
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Fucking early bakers not even letting me get my shitpost bake ready
Claiming!
>>695686925
There was still an image left you tard
>>695686617
>>695686943
>>695687013
Who gives a rat's ass?
Claiming Nui.
What's up?
Ayy everyone's coming back
>I think
What's happening fellas?
Am i the only one who hates the Yuno anon?
>>695687070
I give 5 rat's asses
>>695687200
Nope
I will grant you one wish,
What will it be?
Akiko claimed
>>695686599
>Elitist scum
>checked
あなたのための名誉はありません
>>695686681
>Shiro
Well it's still a Shiro so I'm not wrong
>>695687277
To banish You Know Gasai
What happened to the Kinky anons?
>>695687355
I'm pretty kinky.
>>695686855
All good bakers bake their bread early, so it's ready to serve when the bakery open.
>>695687277
Expert knowledge on ERP and the like
>not that'd I'd have much use for it
>>695687276
Hai :3
>>695687505
Hello
>>695687348
Granted, however the one you speak to stays as that Yuno killed the Yuno of this world a long time ago. Mirai Nikki has some questionable shit.
>>695687505
Granted, you are disgusted by what you know and wipe your memory of it, forgetting you ever wished for this as well.
>>695687458
Prove it
>>695687281
True. Sleep well?
>>695687505
>that's not the one you know
You up to anything?
>>695687201
seems like youre the only one with a problem here, then
deal with it
>>695687769
I dont play poker
Or blackjack
>>695687587
Aw drat. I had plans with that wish...
>>695687637
I'm drowning in calculus
>I just wanna cook some eggs again
>>695687769
I also have a problem
>>695687825
We can practice :3
>>695687792
>>695687827
sucks for you
quit crying about it maybe it just a thread and it literally never ends
>>695687895
im drowning in tears o:
>>695687487
No.
>>695687056
>kisses
![Kirino [222].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [222].jpg")
>>695687281
エリート主義スカム。
数字をチェックしていただきありがとうございます。
>>695687277
i wish to get rid of all of these elitist scum :^)
What the fuck are the elitist anyway
>>695688106
Wew, that last thread get to you a bit?
>>695687281
Akiko a cute
hi does anyone remember me
>>695688316
A waifu meme.
>>695688448
No it wasn't a kiss like that!
It was a peck on the cheek more like!
>>695688560
I remember you
>>695688316
Shiki, Tomoko, Galko and Vigil
>>695688217
cute
Claiming 4chan waifu nobody here knows about
>>695688448
Seems like it had a lasting impact on all of us
>>695688560
No, but it's nice to meet you! :3
>Again
>>695687637
It was okay
What's been going on in here?
>>695688229
そして、また私の特権
最大エリート意識
>>695688474
This shiro knows what's good
Too bad my memory works photographic and I'm shit at remembering fienames
>>695688664
>Tomoko
Which ones?
>>695688722
s4s?
>>695688664
Shiki, Tomoko, Vigil, Kyouko, Kirino, Akiko, Cheshire Cat, the Ilya anon
>>695688785
Wew lad, you know her
Now check these quints
>>695688892
>>695688888
>>695688649
i remember you too. how are you doing?
>>695688753
nice to meet you too~
>>695688758
不潔なエリート主義スカム。
あなたはこれをどのように行うことができますか？
>>695688560
i remember you
your waifu still cute
Claimed
>>695688758
>you're somewhat cute
Not much has been going on here, I think. I don't keep track of things well.
Name all of the season and elitist fags that have shown up lately.
>>695689051
Nonon, Nui, Asuka, and megumin
(Elites)
Kyouko tomoko Akiko vigil utah cheshy ilya
![Kirino [128].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mRKB65.jpg "Kirino [128].jpg")
>>695688848
Yeah man
>>695688959
Oh you are here too. so is your waifu
>>695688649
Ehhh? Is that so?
>>695688753
Thread full of pervs.
>>695688722
Hello [s4s]-tan
>>695688848
That's better, but which fucking Tomoko?
>>695688892
So fucking close
>>695688959
難破します
>>695689037
Don't worry about it
Nothing really happens in the early hours
> I don't keep track of things well.
How's that ADD working for you?
>>695688950
Who's the cute waifu? :3
>>695689212
Who, me? Naw...
>>695689219
Windows tomoko
Also dio
>>695689219
I'm not too sure about ADD as I haven't been diagnosed, but my cousin does have ADHD. I think it has to do with me being tired all the time.
>>695689313
>>695688229
Granted, their spit is no longer on the ground but the elitist still remain.
Alright boys
I've started the anime early and so far I'm in love with Tats
Claimed as fuck get away. Wow I sure love dicks and being a faggot, they're my favourite activity and body part respectively
>2016
>not having ADHD
>>695689436
Someone already claims her
>>695689252
Stella Vermillion
also i like your hanako pics
>>695689497
>have ADHD
>take 9 pills a day
>>695689424
what anime?
>>695689528
I collect Hanako and Hanako accessories
>>695689502
I just checked, and I see no gotes in this thread prior to mine. Also:
>implying azzy's female
Why do you think I spent most of my post talking about how much of a faggot I am and how much I love dicks?
>>695689583
Single Hit Guy
>>695689157
What's wrong with Nui and Asuka?
>>695689424
With people like you it's temporary.
>>695689583
Solo Jab Dude
>>695689219
Hi there, anime girl!
>>695689551
I take one... 50mg adderall
I dont really have adhd or add. It just helps get me through the day without feeling so meh
Noticed I also make healthier food option choices and exercise more regularly. Fuck yeah speed!
>>695689252
After what I saw, you can not expect me to believe you're not...
>>695689663
Oh thought it was toriel for sone reason
>>695689583
uno impact male
>>695689707
jesus christ her head is big as her torso what the fuck
>>695689689
Both seasonal
Nui because her anime is too recent
Asuka because she's one of the most popular ones
>>695686772
>the best girl on the show
>>695689722
It seems you have received the fabled dubs of mistakenness. They bring good luck and
>le quality memays
to whoever finds them
![Kirino [188].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4DAum6E.jpg "Kirino [188].jpg")
>>695689863
ONLY A SHIMADA CAN CONTROL THE DRAGONS
>>695689583
no get physical contact person
ha ha am i meming this shit right?! :Dc
>>695689707
I'm as pure and innocent as an angel, what're you talking about? ',: ^)
>>695689798
>Too Recent
First of all everything starts somewhere and second it's been three and a half years, most of the other waifus i see here are much more recent like >>695689678
>Asuka because she's one of the most popular ones
Are you a hipster?
>>695689678
>>695689689
oh yeah. flying bald man. hope 2nd season comes out some day
>>695689941
good shit
>>695686987
Hey Syndrabro.
>>695687276
Hey Shirobro.
How are you two?
>>695689158
Elitists unite
>>695689313
I really can't distinguish any of the Tomoko's by filename. What kind of shit does he do?
>>695689365
It was just a prank bro
>I think it has to do with me being tired all the time.
Yeah, sleep deprivation can be a bitch
>>695689678
>Single Hit Guy
Fucking kek'd
>>695689696
>anime girl!
Hey, that's me!
We have a Yotsuba claimer and a suiseiseki claimer but that's the only 4chan waifu's
>>695689927
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>>695690001
>are you a hipster?
No, I just don't like waifus that are claimed by everybody
Like Tomoko for example
>>695690050
except he doesn't fly whops
>>695690070
That's not me, but hi.
>filenames
I am fine, yourself?
>>695690103
He does elitist shit
>>695689051
everyone already listed
megumin, shinoa, sachi, shiro, shino, other shiro, kagami, whatever that discount konata's name is, homura, ruri, konata, nui, hanako, hank, sundra, other cat, other other cat, chen ,chino, moka, yoko, yuno, stella, amatsu, dio ,shizuru, mugi, yui, azusa, magic wish granting guy, tatsumak,i isis karen ,non isis karen, emi kongou ,prinz ,graf ,kud ,eu ,miho, yukko, hand, lucina looking bitch, sanae ,maki, nico ,birb, mio ,mi liu, mai ,keemstar ,23.jpg, trips guy, robot guy ,holo,hime seaport, noire, stockings, atago
some other people whose names im sorry i forgot
Yes i know its autistic i wrote this out
>>695690147
Oh. Had me confused.
Anyhow, I'm fine aswell.
>>695689766
>What is artists style
>>695689967
About as pure and innocent as Smugs and Bun.
>>695690201
has there been someone else claiming stella?
>non isis karen
>>695690103
I'm a bit odd when it comes to sleep, I can sleep just fine, but don't really go to sleep until I've been up for about 20 hours.
>>695690117
I guess i can understand that, i hate Satsuki for that very reason.
>>695690201
>nui
I prefer someone like you to refer to her by her title, The Grand Couturier.
Guess I'll Korbo claim and see what becomes of it this time.
>>695690289
I think I'm on par with Mizore now
>speaking of which
>that's a nice butt
>>695690418
Wow she can work a sewing machine
my MOM can do THAT and she's 67
>>695690201
Isn't that eveybody who posts in these threads?
>>695690201
you forgot me
>IT moogs
>>695690507
She makes sentient life fiber clothing you pleb.
The only thing grand about your mother is her age.
>>695690351
no
i just put you in there because your waifu a cute
now fuck off you dirty elitist :^)
>>695690418
no too long
>>695690527
nope im missing a lot of people there
don't have enough autism to try to think of everyone
>>695690620
your under mugi you non neet scum
>>695690684
And she makes it by hand
>>695690805
Wow i can sew too!
>>695690750
Then call her by her full name, Nui Harime
>>695690874
Not with Life Fiber you little shit
>>695690475
RIP Hanako, I'll always remember you for what you were.
>A perv.
>>695690201
tl;dr literally everyone
>i know its autistic i wrote this out
We expected no less from you
>>695690400
I feel you
Me and sleep don't go together very well. I'm living on maybe 4 or 5 hours sleep a day. I know it'll bite me in the ass at some point
>>695690956
Give me some life fiber and i bet i can make Shinra Kokehts(?) faster
>>695690201
>magic wish granting guy
Glad i had some impact.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>695690070
I'm alright, just woke up and making something to eat.
What about you?
>>695690971
Be careful, this perv has their eyes on you~
Well, that rounds out the week. 7 days attempting to jump in on the circlejerk and every day I was either ignored or spent an hour defending a nickname that was already accepted by the community 2 years ago from autists who saw a show on Netflix and think they're suddenly experts on everything about its fandom.
I think that's it for me. Korbo checking out. Good luck with your future.
>>695690201
>kud
That fuck is deceased, I'm calling it.
>>695690987
I can function on that amount of sleep or even less, because I've gotten accustomed to being tired all the time.
>>695691013
You couldn't, she did it without her hands mind you.
>>695690201
I'm hurt.
So very, very hurt.
>>695691112
Okay. I thought I talked to you a couple of times.
>>695691140
That means itd be easier
But you would have to lend her a hand
>>695690201
Don't forget that guy who threatens the life of your family for Ohayou's, speaking of that hand them over!
>>695690750
cute pic
what plans for weekend?
>>695691112
Literally noone calls her korbo you autist
"I am not so grand, not as a god. I am Holo, and Holo is all that I am." (Season 1, Episode 1)
See how she says "Ho-lo" not "Kor-bo"
Also, I don't have Netflix
>>695691088
I recently did a one night stand, and yet I didn't feel extremely tired like any other time. Before or after coffee, it feels like the same.
>>695691248
She got new arms, though it may be harder for her to do so with these ones. but you couldn't do it if you had ten of them.
>>695691505
Yeah but how can she sew...
If she's dead
>>695691589
She lives on in my dreams and my heart.
>>695691208
Post more.
>>695691137
>I've gotten accustomed to being tired all the time.
Nah, being fucked up has just become your new standard
>>695691208
It's okay Vigil, I know you're part of the elitist scum
>>695691660
Yeah but she can't win against me in a race to stitch a huge fucking rope if she's expired
>>695691720
hi akiko how you doing?
>>695691734
We're talking about if she's here, anon...
>>695691720
That it has. I am fine with it.
>>695691847
But she isn't
So its impossible for her to beat me
>inb4 shes a cartoon character there was no chance in the first place
>>695690987
thanks akiko im glad i have proven myself
>>695691057
you have left a impact on all of us
>>695691137
;-; rip
>>695691208
you were listed>>695689157
>>695691312
no fuck that guy
>>695691337
no real plans probably just the usual
you?
RIP Galileo anon
>>695691936
You're going too far anon, can't we have a nice chat instead of bringing up her death?
RIP bait
![Syndra [20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b52mcWp.jpg "Syndra [20].jpg")
>>695691461
Interesting.
Any plans for today/tonight/whatever time it is?
>>695691956
gna go in to the nightlife of Fuengirola, Spain and see what's up
>>695691695
But I am so tired...
>>695691720
You're goddamn right.
Now, pay homage, cancerous newfag!
>>695691956
In a faceless post? Pathetic!
>>695691956
Maybe one day you will get a wish without it's flaws
>>695692221
Nope.
>>695691956
Are you going to give me Ohayous or do you just not care about your family?
>>695691101
Oh? Now I'd like to see you try, I'm not an easy target~
Reminder that elitism is good.
>>695690201
I am disappointed.
>>695692225
oh spain?
nice
>>695692269
You're such elitiat scum you don't deserve to get a post with a image
>>695692318
i hope so
>>695692544
no
>>695692608
fuck off elitist scum
>>695692655
i don't have enough autism to remember everyone
What seems to trigger each different anon here most?
Ryuko,Dio, Shinoa, Mako, Akiko, Akito, Utah, Iowa, Tatsuta, Tatsumaki, Fran, Chara ,Yui, Ui , Mio, Mugi, Miho, Mugen, Holstaur, Atago, Galko, Takao, Kongou
Megumin, Mai, Mei, Tomoko, D.va, Mercy, Mavis, Esedese, Akame Leone, Hand, CC, Seras,Cheshire Cat, Syndra, Red (RWBY), Neo (RWBY), Neo (The Matrix), Cirno
Kudelia, Spidey, Snek, Birb, Bird monster grill, Hank, Spike, Yanderechan, Fuu, Elizabeth, Mira, Azusa, Yuno, Mizore, Moka, Maki, Hannu, Homura, Fubuki, Noire, Blanc, Shiki, Tohsata, Milinda, Miki, Kasane, Juri, Marie-Rose, Graf, Amatsu, Prinz, Hanako, Aqua, Hatsuziki, Asuka, Konata, Kagami, Senae, Ika, Rory, Karen, Kin'ro, Aizawa, Kyouko, Tsuyu, SeaportHime, Murano, Aya, Anastasia, Ritsu
>>695692744
But i have a terrible disease... and the only cure is ohayous
>>695692901
Forgot to add
>all elitists
>>695692767
HAHAHAHAHA!
To the ultimate autist who has been using his "funny" random filenames for years now: you're not funny. You're shit.
I never save your pics, I never laugh at your posts, I only feel deep pity for you. You clearly spend a lot of time doing what you do and you're proud of it. But there's nothing to be proud of. Your filenames are garbage. Not inventive, not funny, not even slightly amusing. They only make me want to scroll past your files.
>>695692608
Sudoku
Nao
>>695692744
Reminder that the elitist argument started because someone was not invited to join some discord server or something equally stupid and started to cry in thread about not being invited.
Elitism is good.
>>695692655
Newfag
>>695692995
Elitism is for retards
>>695691794
Hello Stella
I don't think we've talked before
I'm good, thanks for asking. Lots of little annoyances but nothing worth mentioning
>>695691862
The modern society favors that kind of pattern though. There's not enough hours in a day
>>695691956
implying you still have to prove your superior autism
>>695692269
You can have this
>
Not sure if it's good enough for your elitist
>>695692544
Sachii doesn't have one
I've been slacking on the ohayous
>>695692901
Some of them are duplicates though
>>695692950
It's funny because it's the only one like that i ever made and it bother you so much
REMINDER:
>>695692995 IS THE NEWEST ANON HERE. HE IS A FAGGOT AND A GOY AND SHUT SUDOKU
>>695693078
It's copypasta.
>>695693065
You're an odd person to have a conversation with, and this is coming from autismo supreme.
>>695692744
yeah i'm on vacation here
>>695693065
nice to hear that. what plans for your weekend?
>>695693105
One little word drives out such colorful emotions out of new Tats.
You will never be Elite.
>>695692901
That's most of the anons though.
>>695693239
I am Elite already
I have joined the covenant
I hav energy sord nao
>>695693124
Well fuck me
>>695692901
what list is this
>>695693044
Elitism is what puts multiple waifu claiming scum in their place.
Elitism keeps the image quality high.
Elitism makes sure to have the community focus on ignoring or ostracizing shit posting.
Elitism is GOOD.
>>695692901
Glad to see that Tsuzu is still considered a member of this community, he will be happy to know this as well.
>Homu
>>695693399
That's it? this is why they have a big problem?
>>695693498
It's a meme.
>>695693399
Dude image quality implies the images are good
You don't live up to it
Your terrible waifu ruins the quality of the picture (s)hes in.
Also your waifu a yuri
>>695693547
What isn't?
Oh boy. This is what happens when I leave thread for hours.
>>695693614
Wanna have a gay time
It'll be golden, crikey
>>695693666
Tats is Satan
>>695692922
do i look like i care
>>695692995
go back to lurking old man :^)
tomoko still a shit
>>695693065
is my autism really that much superior?
>>695693238
sound nice
>>695693397
all of the elitists when combined with my list
>>695693614
FUCKING ELITIST GET OUT OF MY BREAD
>>695693614
I'm so sorry ;-;
>>695693498
No.
See >>695692995
That is what started the elitist argument.
And I would rather be Elite than some scrub Plebian.
Also, the server he joined was playing favorites, not elitism. They were only inviting "original" members and ol' cry baby was relatively new. So instead of becoming more involved with the community he threw a tantrum.
Ergo the elitist argument.
>>695693823
Tomoko is a mojo scrub Plebeian
>>695693556
Hey triggered, nerd.
>>695693961
I'm not a nerd
I got B and C in college faget
>>695693178
>You're an odd person to have a conversation with
Define odd
>this is coming from autismo supreme.
Self-knowledge is the first step to improvement
>>695693238
Just studying and working on ohayous and other art probably, some vidya should I get invited. My current life is not very eventful.
How about you? Any plans?
>>695693728
It's on par with Rei's
ahhh shit
>>695694034
>>695693823
I find Discord gross so i'd rather not be involved.
I however will continue posting here regardless of what i'm labeled.
>>695693961
hey moe, shit o :
>>695694097
Different from what is usual or expected; strange.
>improvement
What am I fucking gay? I'm fine with how I am.
ITT: tomoko anon salty because good waifu is taken and he is stuck with tomoko who has like 10 claimers
>>695694097
that's not too bad
>>695694187
Kagami's little sister.
>>695694169
Good. Giving in to the elitist game won't make you friends. It is kinda fun tho.
>>695694329
ur wifus gf is better tbh
>>695694249
Claimin best waifu
>>695694392
This.
Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics.
your still retarded.
>>695694392
>>695694249
>>695694525
kek o:
>>695694538
Its really fucking hard being a sloot*
fify
>>695694169
Pssh
Pretty sure you realize it but no one actually cares about it. It's just banter
>>695694248
Yeah okay but how come this applies to me? I'm not much different from anyone else in here
>I'm fine with how I am.
I'm fine with who I am too, yet I still seek to improve myself
>Abathur intensify
>>695694275
I'd dare say that's pretty good
>>695693666
Id love to, Satan
>>695693728
Oh now I'm the elitist
>>695693783
I dont blame you. I blame myself.
Guys, guys. Call me crazy, but I just found the cure to hunger. If you eat something, you're no longer hungry! It sounds crazy, I know, but I just experienced it first hand!
Mfw I dont even know who these other waifus are
>>695694726
>>695693666
WEW
>>695694726
Sauce on blue hair chick
>>695693728
oh okay. may i ask you what timezone you live in?
>>695694097
ookai. i don't even know. buying souvenirs for my friends at least.
>>695694685
I think I try to improve myself, I'm not too sure.
>>695694843
Lala la Laluna or some shit. 15 year old magician.
Anime is Boku no Pico
>>695694955
Fuck you i saw Boku No Pico and she ain't in it
>>695695006
Then take a screen shot and use Google reverse image search.
Or just use the built in image search by clicking the tiny arrow.
Fucking saucefags.
>>695694329
Whatever you say, at least you can have fun with it.
>>695694685
I don't care who cares, i only care about what i care about, unless we're talking about puppies, everybody cares about puppies!
>>695694748
Should i eat this waffle iron?
>>695695006
Kek
lelei la lalena
>>695695099
When i image search it takes me to google homepage
>>695695134
Nah, eat the toaster instead. It tastes better and has a nice wire texture inside.
>>695694930
GMT+1
from uk
>>695694726
yes you shitlord
>>695694685
At least it isn't gay
>>695694748
This AUTISTIC motherfucker has beat hunger with this one WEIRD TRICK
Africans HATE him
>>695694930
You're waifu a cute
> buying souvenirs
Right, we haven't really talked but I understand you're in Spain, right. Got any idea what you might get him?
>>695694947
Didn't answer my first question
>not constantly striving to improve
What is it that keeps you going?
>>695695134
>I don't care who cares, i only care about what i care about
Hah, you've got my attitude. The world exists for our amusement and all the rest is a mistake to be ignored
>puppies!
Yes
>>695695134
You think this is fun?
Constantly being attacked by droves of new members who get uppity because they have a small group they talk with?
Yeah man. It's literally the only reason to come here.
>>695695297
Also more nutritious
>>695695221
Try harder!
>>695695134
I fucking hate puppies
>>695695319
Shiro.
>i'm not too sure on how to answer your first question
>>695695319
My hand and some lotion to Akiko lewds
>>695695319
Pffffft, yes they do, Akiko. Yes they do.
>>695695400
Just make sure that there's no bread crumbs in it. Ruins the whole flavor of you ask me.
I love fapping to Akiko
>>695695703
>>695695726
>>695695717
This is why we need dedicated bakers.
But isn't a "waifu" just a drawing?
>>695695862
It's an animation.
