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G/fur time?
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Don't worry hoes, I've got this.
>all this jihad
>>695202967
whats discord?
>>695205627
I've got too much of it. I should really tone it down.
>>695205779
i just feel offended seeing so much of it
as an american
>>695205939
thanks spidey
>>695205897
Don't worry boo-boo, they aren't all like that.
I mean, this one is, but not all of them.
>>695206047
It's too late
I'm already worrying up a storm
can i /r/ cow femboys, im kind of looking for the one with the horse cock, d-don't ask why, but its pretty important
post paws pls
>>695205627
sux
>>695206767
Not sure if I have that one- I recently reinstalled my OS and deleted all my collection, this is just what I've managed to save in the past few days.
It sucks, because I even remember turning to my friend before doing it and saying "Do I really need to save these pictures...? Nah..." And then here we are.
This is as close as I have, most likely.
>>695206830
really not digging these negative vibes bro
>>695207003
we know its true
>>695207046
if i sux then how come people like me huh
explain THAT
>>695207170
people like vacuum cleaners too
>>695207257
i consider myself a very cute vacuum cleaner
http://music.disasterpeace.com/album/hyper-light-drifter
>>695207403
nearly as gay as the runescape Im playing
>>695207594
g a y e r
>>695207738
>you suck 0
>>695206767
>>695207696
Maybe that one is what you were hoping for?
what's a good gfur site, the one i used before is closed down
>>695207788
e621 most likely.
>>695207788
e621, weasyl, furaffinity
>>695207785
i don't understand
>>695206930
where do you guys usually go to get furry porn, i'd probably just go to the archives but this was like almost a month ago
>>695207403
You're loud and full of dirt?
>>695207934
>loud
yes.
>full of dirt
no. why would a vacuum cleaner be full of dirt? are you vacuuming your back yard or something?
>>695207934
all he can do is suck
>>695207910
>>695207867
>>695208070
do you only vacuum clean things?
>>695207897
I dont know, I dont make much sense when I've been bossing for the past 3 hours
that was ambiguously worded
>>695208114
no but dirty things don't have dirt on them.
outdoor debris and dust is more like it
>>695208123
stop bossing then
>>695208088
With some older models around 15-20 years old, back when shit was cool, you could also attach the tube to the exhaust in case you wanted to blow air
So he can probably suck and blow.
>>695208070
dirt does not only refer to the stuff on the ground outside
Eg, dirty is very often used to mean the opposite of clean
>>695208261
Need to kill 20 more then Im sleep
Almost out guys, y'all best start posting
>>695208261
>arguing because dust isn't the same as dirt
oh
my
god
>>695208309
yeah you can do that with shop vacs and the like too
Just a few "humaney" pics and then I'm done.
i've been posting
>>695208309
i am a very nice vacuum i will not tolerate outside ground inside of me
other dirt is fair game
>>695208384
well it's not
>>695208632
each has multiple overlapping definitions
dust can be considered a subset of dirt in that it is a substance that makes things dirty, ie, not clean
>>695208851
i do not want to be a vacuum anymore
>>695209205
every job requires a degree these days, eh?
>>695209243
yes
what was your profession of choice as a kid
when i was a kid i wanted to be a scientist but one thing i always wanted to do was turn cats green. i had a weird infatuation with green cats, to the point of where i dressed as one for halloween and only wanted cat toys if they were green
thread needs some cub
>>695209522
I wanted to make or test or play video games
>>695209664
well thats sad
who would have thought playing videogames could actually become a job
>>695209890
why's it sad?
>>695209993
well just imagine how many kids abandoned that dream for the sheer absurdity of it later on
just playing the game that is
>>695210149
meh
90% of kids do something different than what they wanted as a child anyway
in hindsight I'm just upset that my parents steered me away from games cuz they thought they were a waste of time
> "when i was a kid i wanted to be a scientist but one thing i always wanted to do was turn cats green. i had a weird infatuation with green cats, to the point of where i dressed as one for halloween and only wanted cat toys if they were green"
Now I know the word "autistic" gets thrown around here a lot.....
>>695210631
Milked dogger o:
Why can't they just make a separate board for furries. This shit's fucking creepy and disgusting.
>>695210787
an autistic child would want to turn cats cat-colored
>>695210851
>being this new
>>695210879
Not really just something I've always thought, it's fucking gross
>>695209664
>>695209664
>>695209664
this
now beta testers do it for free
>>695210952
you must like it enough to come on to comment, otherwise you couldve went right over it. Have some more though since your here
>>695210857
Not necessarily. Often they exhibit niche obsessions and repetitive behaviour. So a constant fascination and demand for green cats would fall under that. Even by autist standards that's weird though.
Bottom line, he is a strange child.
>>695210952
you know why you're here
>>695211033
I gave up on it when I was young cuz I thought there'd be too much competition
>>695211099
who isn't really
>>695202051
Most definitely
Made it to the bottom of the thread with only a semi chub. Weird.
>>695211196
There are different degrees of strange however.
>>695211348
obviously
>>695211196
That, and I figured it was the kind of dream job that everyone wants but no one achieves.
When I was around 14 I decided Accounting would be the way to go. Get rich, easy money
Then I fucked up at 16 and have not stopped fucking up.
Oh nice new picture
Life is good
>>695211397
Yes, which puts poor Demos down there with the kid who eats worms in the playground. It's rather unfortunate.
>>695211463
It's the kind of dream job everyone wants until they get it and realize how horrible it actually is. (Friends in the industry)
>>695211463
same story
except I've managed to barely recover from all of my fuckups somehow, so I came out of it with a degree for some reason
>>695211656
I hear it VERY heavily depends on your employer
>>695211656
Well I was like 10 at the time so I thought making games was basically playing games except you get paid.
>>695211732
>a degree
Bastard
Turns out I have missed this semester. Oh well.
>>695211849
cuz of the back thing?
>>695211917
They misplaced my application for re-enrolment.
I can get around just find, albeit at a very slow hobble.
I just can't lean, jump or move in any way that is vaguely similar to a bouncing motion.
>>695211732
Like any job, there are employers who are actually 'fun' enough to work for that it's not bad, but people I've known who have done testing/QA find that the people they work for/with might be fun but the actual work can be tedious to the point of soul crushing.
>>695212116
Not to mention some employers tend to push important dates forward and expect the employees to make up the difference.
>>695211608
>>695212070
so that's their fault and not yours at all, then
still sucks though
>>695212116
well yeah, you're basically the same as the guy whose job it is to open a door 10000 times to make sure the hinges last, and then write a full report on the results
they should have realized that was what testing was long before they actually applied for the job
>>695212355
You know I speak the truth.
to be honest they should just outsource all testing and quality control to the speedrunning community
like that racing game for the wiiu or whatever that let you skip laps on every course by passing a certain checkpoint and then backtracking
>>695212584
i'd never eat a worm
i am far too compassionate about animals
>>695212478
I really don't mind that much. This means that when I DO get better, I can work more and build up some savings.
>>695212696
Isn't that what alpha releases are?
Everything is about player testing outside of triple A titles.
>>695212478
They get caught up in the "omg! this is my childhood dream job!" rush and yeah once the harsh reality sets in things change.
>>695212712
Demos, where do you think meat comes from exactly?
>>695212952
meat trees.
here it is
https://youtu.be/TGxa37IRqNA?t=1m19s
>>695212844
well yeah, they've started getting smarter about it past few years
>>695212911
how narrow-sighted and naive
>>695213095
Well it's had sort of mixed results
Games which are hyped or looked forward to that start with alphas tend to die out pretty fast as people don't wanna deal with the bugs and have lost interest by the release.
>>695213092
>Implying its not grown in the ground.
>>695213092
Oh dear. I think we need to have a talk.
>>695213237
MEAT.
TREES.
>>695213232
I think you have to strike the right kind of balance between pre-release testing and crowdsourcing to work out the little corner cases
>>695211343
si lovely
a good picture to cap a thread with
>>695213334
kay lets talk
how was your day
I think overwatch did a good job at it with the way they worked their closed beta
>>695213339
No, like potatoes. They grow in the ground, not on a limb.
>>695213399
Yeah, though I guess there are other limitations
Crowdsourcing would work well for sandbox or multiplayer games but /really/ poorly for a story-driven one.
>>695213512
Well Blizzard has always been pretty open about what upcoming stuff and they're really big about community involvement
I am full of salt and rage over Nostalrius but I gotta admit they run a good community
>>695213424
I mean I need to tell you that meat comes from slaughtered animals. Honestly your parents should have told you by now. They also should get you to PUT AWAY YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE IT IS FUCKING JULY.
>>695213789
CHRISTMAS.
IN.
JULY.
I dont think I have ever eating a raw insect, only cooked.
The only thing raw I have eaten that came straight from the ground were wild onions.
Chet, for sure ate paint chips though.
>>695213629
So oranges and apples are buried, grown, and havested underneath dirt? Huh, I didn't know that.
>>695213872
Your funeral is going to be in July at this rate.
>>695213972
yes.
grocers just wash them with water before selling them to fool you
it's a government run act
>>695214077
i mean it could be
but it probably wont be this year
>>695214124
I just checked the cost of aeroplane tickets to Florida. Your funeral will be this year.
>>695214243
give your aeroplane tickets away
other people need them more than you do
Plane tickets round trip from chicago to London are about 750 right now if you want to fly out on new years
>>695213678
depends on stuff like 2d vs 3d and the mechanics involved too
and yeah seeing blizzard's community involvement coming from the mess riot's made of it has been a wonderful breath of fresh air
>>695214373
usually cheaper to buy 2 one-ways too
>>695209205
can u stop fucking posting these you shithead? nobody gives a fuck about you or your sad life
;-;
>>695214361
My money therefore my tickets, you communist.
>>695214373
OK.....?
>>695214476
That's not true. I care about ending it.
>>695214569
bring tay with you
>>695214561
R I P u
>>695214569
are the allegations true?
>>695214462
Did not know that, I will have to look into that, thank you
