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>>694681633
How are you?
peeps
>>694681963
constantly in terror due to terrorism. eating ice cream naked.
i liek animal butts
>>694682861
Das gay
>>694682942
i have a diseased mind
>>694682401
Can we trim the fat
KingThief01 my kik we love this stuff
>>694683054
Is it terminal?
>>694683214
i have 3 days to live
>>694682861
MEOW.
moar horsecock pls
Did you get that collar yet?
>>694683334
I'm so sorry. I hope you can get lots of quality animal butt time in.
>>694682729
Sounds uh
interesting.
>>694683386
weeeeeeeeeeeeeememmeemem
does hunnibun have skypr?
>>694683433
ive clocked in 57 hours of animal butt in the last two days
>>694683552
Damn son, you're gonna OD if you don't watch out!
>>694683552
Kitty, come play with Snarf's magnificent tits.
He does, but he doesn't use it at all.
>>694683809
am already dead soon and am dead inside
>>694683943
i wil paly with them all you want
thats too bad :C
Well, today is the day I stop lurking and socialize, what's everybody listening to right now?
Im chillin with some BranVan 3000
>>694683460
such is life in the modern era
>>694684124
https://somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/dronezone
>>694684124
my buddy has some faggot on yourtube talking about his gay ass chewing tobacco
Can someone explain to me how a picture of a leather belt (or collar?) equates to a gay furry thread? I see this type of shit all the time. Do you guys tell each other ahead of time or something before you start a thread? Why not just share in your own friend circles?
>>694684124
Chad VanGaalen.
>>694684048
Everything's better in moderation, you CAN have too many animal butts.
>>694684124
I'm watching The Burmese Harp.
>>694684228
I like myself some ambient drones from time to time, cool cool.
>>694684335
He could take it a step further and directly listen to Tobacco too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwN4_1NIoU
>>694681633
>>694681633
>>694681633
Hey furfags, I'm looking for a picture of two lion cubs getting fucked by some zebras. Does that ring a bell. I saw it ages ago and now need it for science.
>>694684522
if i wasnt going to die so soon i may cut back
>>694684718
im so done with tobacco right now
>>694684048
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head
>>694684718
thanks, i mostly listen to nes and pinball music.
>>694685169
i have no clue what youre talking about
>>694684933
Maybe they're what's killing you. Maybe you need dicks instead of butts.
>>694685257
ive engorged myself with dicks. im oozing dicks from my seams
>>694684228
Oh well
>>694685376
Das hot
>>694685256
Listen to more music.
>>694684933
IRCs I frequent are slowly dying getting less and less activity little by little, I had to close down my Channel last year, I used to have about 30 people in it daily.
The only love I find is in those lewd pictures
Im bored out of my mind not because I have nothing to do, theres everything to do but I have close to no motivation, its like nothing's worth it ... I don't wanna live but I don't wanna die, Im stuck here and I seem somewhat fine with it.
I wonder how long is it going to last.
>>694685513
yeah its really hott ;3
but also painful
>>694685525
i put on slipknot
>>694685403
how are you
awoo
ur fags n stuff haha
>>694685809
You have to suffer for the cocks.
I'm heading to bed now, so nighty night~
>>694685977
Still not great.
>>694685809
I'll slip your knot.
>>694686102
Night, Lemon.
>>694685799
this state of being will last you only 3 more weeks before you either regain your sense of motivation or you will become permanent potato.
>>694686096
ahoy AM
>>694686019
wemooo
>>694686102
sweet dreams lemonbb
>>694686228
murr
>>694686096
ur fag
>>694686534
Help, I'm so full
>>694686534
>>694686534
Ok then.
>>694686854
eat some nacho
>>694686885
alrighty then camper
>>694686854
We'll fit more in you.
>>694687229
you can make him bread pudding
>>694687161
Eating more won't help!
>>694687229
Bring it tough guy
>>694687391
sure it will. it'll make you so full that you wont feel full
>>694687366
Kitty, make my neck feel better.
Also, fist Chicken.
>>694686108
i don't recall anything in your immediate past going negatively
>>694687597
That almost makes sense
Give me the nachos.
>>694687642
>>694687954
Cat had to be put down.
>>694688121
i'm sorry. i still miss my childhood dog.
>>694687642
i can rub warm butter on it
i can stuff him with bread
>>694687971
they will be mosty cheese
>>694688254
Sorry about that too.
>>694688271
what kind of?
And thanks for not fisting me
>>694688404
how are you dealing with it
>>694688121
Thats sad.
Captcha asking for pic of trucks ... well on topic I guess.
>>694688471
Not great.
>>694688575
did you have em for a very long time
>>694688464
idk some jar liquid cheese
>>694688657
6-7 years.
She was 11 at the time when she came to me and I payed $600 to fix her teeth.
>>694688844
a very long-lived cat. im glad you took care of her.
>>694688769
I like it spicy
>>694687642
Why does your neck hurt?
>>694689014
Sunburned.
>>694689014
it has some bite to it. i also acquired some jalapenos from lizzy i can add
>>694689175
smear mayonnaise on it
>>694688925
She was my spoiled fat baby.
>>694689175
Did the sunburn result from having fun?
Tylenol and aloe vera
>>694689379
Noice
>>694689465
allo
>>694689578
Hello. How are you?
>>694689553
i never got another dog
>>694689578
he needs mayo and baking soda
>>694689659
Aww sorry to hear that.
>>694689578
Was wandering around yesterday, hunting pokeymanz. Post your butt to make it feel better.
>>694689639
Getting a little sleepy, but ok. You?
>>694689740
Oh woah
>>694689860
I'm fine.
>>694689860
its the only cure
>>694689812
I left it in my other pants, sorry
>>694689894
Fine is good
>>694690091
True, you are a doctor. I believe you.
>>694690267
i am the best doctor ever. anythingi say for medicine you should listen
>>694690412
How do I fix this arm faster?
>>694690626
rub wet sand on it and cake it on there creating a cast almost. let sit for 3 hours and break sand cast off.
>>694690626
Posting your butt would do the trick.
>>694690815
But it's already in a cast! Next time I will use this method though and save money
>>694690987
I told you, it's gone.
>>694691157
cut off your current cast
am I furry enough boys and girls?
>>694691246
how could i be so daft?
>>694691493
not bad
>>694691334
not quite
>>694691521
its becasue your current cast is cutting circulation to your brain
Since we're sharing pics, I'll do it.
>>694691612
Mhm, my arm brain. I forgot about that. It's worse than I thought.
heres me since we are posting ourselves
Mmmm, blonde.
I'm heading out. Goodnight, fags, and I leave you with this to think about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cye-1RP5jso
>>694691780
Cute butt.
>>694691963
you poor thing you. its ok listen to me and youll live
>>694692055
Sleep well.
>>694692055
Night
>>694692055
gnight
>>694692055
Thanks.
Rub my tummy and tell me I'm pretty
>>694692293
it's a shame you've done this. this is an action you will come to regret.
>>694692389
you are pretty
>>694692140
I'm delerious from lack of arm brain blood
>>694692389
You're pretty I guess?
>>694692451
Im all about bad choices.
I'm tired too.
G'night all
>>694692689
Good night.
>>694692689
n
>>694692677
this is the place to be, then
>>694692451
>>694692493
Damn right I am
Also >>694692493
Is one of my favorite drawings
>>694692493
if we fix that arm now you will only suffer minor brain damage
Kon Ichikawa is a phenomenal film maker. I haven't not enjoyed a single one of his films that I've seen.
>>694693063
that floor is filthy and hes just riolling around in it that dirty nasty
>>694693152
Looks clean to me.
>>694693084
Michael Bay is still reigning champ
>>694693225
lots of bathroom floors look clean at a glance but when you actually look and consider whats going on in there you know what sort of nasty is there
>>694693318
You should cut your own face off and then smack it.
>>694693225
Take it from a former janitor, public bathroom floors will never be clean enough.
I've seen some shit, man.
>>694693513
Literally?
>>694693457
Ok but we have to watch Pearl Harbor and spoon after I do that
Thanks avatarfags for the good porn.
Just heteroseuxally fucked myself in the ass with a dildo and had my first completely straight prostate orgasm.
Heterosexually, of course.
>>694693703
Want to hear some horror stories?
>>694693869
sounds like a hot date
>>694693916
im so proud of you son
>>694693916
Good job, son. Proud of u
-Dad
>>694694051
Do it. I will spit out my tea in horror and disgust.
Hi jams
>>694693869
You wouldn't want to spoon me.
>>694694051
No, I don't have the time.
Hello, Katten.
Caribou nibbling on the croquet hoops?
4 str 4 stam leather belt
>>69469345
>>694695555
who
>>694695561
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>694694439
Wasn't that done by a British artist with dementia or something?
Ok here we go: I worked as "Floor Care" for a local grocery chain in Louisiana while I was in high school. I had a cohort named Gino, who was cool as a cucumber with the driest sense of humor I've ever encountered. It was pretty great. Now normally, my job was to go around mopping and sweeping up dirt and stuff on the main floor, which was never a big deal. One day, however, Gino and I are going around, pretending to work to avoid the ire of Russell, the floor manager (we called him Mt. Dander because his shoulders were perpetually snowing). Suddenly, over the store intercom, we hear, "Floor Care to customer service", so we stroll on over. Sally, the girl at the desk, waved us over and we both noticed she was completely pale-faced, obviously freaked out by something. We asked her what was up and she just points to the women's restroom and says, "That. Bring the biggest mop and bucket you have". Gino and I exchange nervous glances, knowing that we were in for something really fucked up. We were goddamn right. Gino was the braver out of the two of us, so he goes in to survey the damage. Before he goes in, though, he gives me this "please look after my children if I don't make it" look, and says, "Alright. I'm goin' in." He steps inside and the door closes behind him. Not 2 seconds later, I hear him yell, "I'M COMIN' OUT" and walks out with a stone face. He won't even look me in the eye, so I knew it was bad. I take a deep breath, hold it, and go in. The ENTIRE wall from the toilet down was painted with liquid shit. Shit was caked onto the seat of the toilet, ON the toilet paper. Even the sink had shitty fingerprints on it. I've never smelled anything so foul in my life. We agree that this is not a job for mere mortals, and we get the hose. luckily the bathroom had a drain built into the floor, so we just hosed that fucker down for a good 30 minutes. We truly bonded that day.
>>694696655
Copy-pasta or not, this shit needs to be green-texted.
>>694696802
Not copypasta, I just typed that up
>>694696655
I don't know. If so it must have been an early stage since I've seen drawings and paintings by dementia-riddled people and they resemble toddler scrawls.
>"the bathroom had a drain built into the floor, so we just hosed that fucker down"
I hope to God that the place was scoured and bleached afterwards.
>>694697443
We bleached the shit out of it, but the grout was tainted forever
>>694696460
You don't understand my banter?
>>694697718
I don't think I could ever use that place knowing what happened.
I wonder how these things happen. Is it someone with a severe mental disability, someone who is just having the worst day ever, or just some fat fuck who doesn't give a shit and blasts arse everywhere due to their shitty diet? It's a mystery.
>>694697734
forgive me sir
