marshmallow
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marshmallow
>>694698186
It was some really old black lady, I'm told. She was described as "prehistoric", and was said to have witnessed the end of the ice age. My guess would be she was just too old and her asshole couldn't flex hard enough to hold it back anymore. After our initial disgust and consequent existential crisis, Gino and I admitted we felt kind of sorry for her after knowing how damn old she was.
>>694699745
how horrifying
>>694698191
I do not.
>>694700498
i cri
>>694700563
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
>>694700705
i cri for me though
>>694699745
Maybe she was too old to know what the hell is going on anymore.
>>694700915
He who weeps for this, weeps for corruption.
>>694701041
weeps backwards is speew
>>694701217
That means nothing.
>>694701398
o-oh
>>694701398
Check this out: nothing means anything.
Except this. This is pretty dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xDVomMgvqw&index=1&list=PLLDf8Bnp1K1Kkk3Kbepm9UamqHjMZlgsb
>>694701032
I mean, she came in unaccompanied, and one of the cart pushers saw her (or at least someone who fit the description) drive off alone.
Either way, that was definitely one of the moments in which I knew the real world for the first time
>>694702173
I don't think I want to know the real world. It sounds scary.
>>694702173
What are you even doing anymore?
>>694701539
Yes, I know.
>>694702390
Man that fucking gif gets me every time
>>694701539
>>694702577
'Sup you two?
>>694702977
watching penny dreadful. coughing a lot.
sup nanner?
>>694702977
Painting. I think I didn't put enough layers of gesso on this canvas so it's still extremely absorbent.
>>694703115
I'd say something food-related but it can't end up like that every time we talk
Honestly nothing at all, just sitting here like a banana, if they can sit that is lol
>>694703220
Ah well, have fun with that
>>694703388
I'm not having fun. I never have fun.
>>694703388
why not? i like food
banana can sit ive seen it and done it with them
>>694703550
Not even while watching Monty Python?
>>694703595
I'll try imagining that in a most non-dirty way possible
>>694703823
I pay too close attention to have fun with it.
>>694703823
oh i didnt mean it to be dirty in the slightest.
>>694703935
What is that which you're paying attention to?
>>694704051
It's fine by me if it's dirty or not, I have fun imagining it both ways hahah
>>694704485
how do you like to eat your naners?
>>694704485
The wording, the meaning, the timing, how they play a certain sketch all the way through, how, where, and why they suddenly change the outcome to obliterate your expectations.
>>694704728
Well I still find that infinite cop ending hilarious
>>694704702
By peeling it the WRONG way. Muahahahahaaahh :D
>>694704915
there is no wrong way though. you dork butt
>>694704915
It is hilarious. But I like to know everything about it.
>>694705094
There is! There IS! There IS!!!
>>694705109
What does he say at the end by the way? "It's a fek up!"??
>>694705500
it works either way so there is no wrong way. and it peels the same either way. i will choke you to death with the naner
>>694705716
Not if I waterboard you with carrot soup first!!
>>694705817
do it nigger. i'll just gobble it all up.
>>694705914
Oh I know you will you slut!!
... Goddamn now we're talking about food again
>>694705500
He says "It's a fair cop." Meaning that his being arrested is justified because he broke the law.
>>694706056
its your name D:
and i am a huge carrot slut. fill me with carrots. pour that warm orange soup all over me
>>694706310
Ah ok, there's the end to that mystery
>>694706311
You're in for a treat then, I'll throw buckets of potato and leek soup at you next
>>694706576
oh god yes the potato
i never had leek soup. that sounds very nice though
What the fuck even is carrot soup?
Don't tell me it's just carrots in water
>captcha is soup
>>694706778
im sure its probably cream and pureed carrots and a chicken stock along with a few other things
>>694706673
It is really nice, I forgot what carrot soup tastes like though so I think leek tops my list. Oh, did I mention I'll throw the buckets too, so watch your head
>>694706576
My life has been heavily influenced by so many different kinds of comedy. Along with the Pythons I was watching Abbot and Costello, Steve Martin, and listening to Phil Hendrie. I remember driving around late at night with my father, when he couldn't bear to be in the house, but couldn't leave us alone either. It's a bitter sweet memory.
>>694706923
i will wear my helmet dont worry. i never had carrot soup
i am going to bed meow. later naner bb
>>694707104
Goodnight, have sweet dreams about soup, or bananas, or whatever you want
>>694707268
naner soup
>>694707080
That sounds quite nice actually. Was he a good father?
>>694707302
I am not soup. No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
>>694707441
He was, he is. He tried with me, tried to make me worth something.
>>694707616
You got a job at least, and you've experienced stuff. That's more than can be said about me. Buut no need to talk down on ourselves. So... Are your colleagues nice?
>>694707997
They try to be. I like to keep my distance though. They think I'm just some spastic weirdo.
>>694708162
That's good they're trying at least, no job is worth it if the colleagues are shitheads in my opinion
>>694708308
Eh, I'd rather not let them know who I am.
>>694708475
Well I hope they respect that. Now I think I'll go to bed cause I stayed up all night for some reason. Goodnight, or goodmorning, or... uuhh......
>come here for porn
>there is no porn
>there is only peter lorre
Kicked from the discord, it's a good day.
>>694709329
Lorre is love. Lorre is life.
>>694709329
The greatness of filters
I just thought 4chan was ded
>>694709329
This picture is amazing and my boner thanks you.
>>694710201
You are most welcome, vile penetrator.
brzy is a bitch edition
>>694709407
So did I, we should start our own one. A better one. One with out little kids
The fuck even is discord?
Thread is kill?
>>694711479
A group chat and pm/voice chat
thread is boipucci
>>694711479
Think skype chat but more cancer
Thats just for people who want to gay rp.
>>694711042
Uh, sure. Or we could, like, forget about it because it doesn't matter.
>>694711889
You say that like its a bad thing..
Go back to furaffinty, beta cucks.
>>694711956
Ok deal, what was your name on there?
I do not want to RP fucking asses, I rather actually fuck asses.
>>694712095
I'm the fool. The most hated person ever.
>>694712177
Yes, but there's all that other talk you get into about your hideousness and etc.
>>694712335
Yeah im too ugly and ill never get sex anyway. I rather not mask it way gay rp teasing me with things ill never get.
Also i'd actually have to sit and put thought into typing things which is way too much work for me.
>>694712183
It's Red, I didn't hate you.
Love your BDs by the way
>>694712538
Any holes a goal.
>>694712556
*Don't hate you
And your art is pretty cool.
>>694712538
Won't know till you try, Nibi.
>>694712556
My what?
>>694712666
Thanks for the advice, Satan.
>>694712828
What the hell is a BD?
>>694712871
There is nothing to try for anymore.
>>694713052
Nonsense, Nibi. Don't be a defeatist.
Fuck, I need so many different things to continue painting and I don't have the money for it.
>>694713140
I cannot obtain my ideal sexual desires. I will not waste any effort in something fruitless.
>>694712938
Never mind, must be confused with someone else.
Post pics of your paintings?
>>694713335
If I can you can. I mean, just look at me. I'm a hideous monstrosity with a shit personality.
>POST
>FUCKING
>PORN
>AVATAR FAGS CAN DIE
>>694713510
No you're not, you were one of the few interesting people to talk to. Now post those paintings.
>>694713510
I do not understand what you are talking about. So... good job dude, thumbs up.
>>694713473
I will post three of them and no more.
>>694713646
A serial murderer would be interesting to talk to as well.
>>694713664
What I'm saying is, if I can get a little the so can you.
Gonna throw my art here for a sec, see what yall think
>>694713777
I will not lower my standards.
>>694712880
>I will show you how to control the latent energy in the universe
>You will learn to harness powers most cannot fathom
>You may die in the process
>But first lemme pull my pants halfway down
>This is key
Some furry art just straight up doesn't make sense
>>694713973
I didn't have to lower my standards. But then again, you could argue that my standards are a bit unusual.
>>694713809
I like this one
>>694713777
Looks almost like an Easter Island head.
Also, yes they would. But you're
more interesting.
>>694714077
If ya got it, flaunt it.
>>694713973
<3 antlers
>>694714159
My standards are extremely high.
>>694714205
Everyone likes the simple stuff. They don't like abstract art because it's complicated.
All of the sculptures I have made, from the Venuses to these heads, are distorted.
I don't know how interesting I am. I can only talk about a few things, and none of them with any confidence.
>>694714357
Not really.
>>694714432
yes really
>>694714619
Not really, you've made your standards known, they're not that high really.
>>694714248
It's a nice butt, that's undisputed, but it totally detracts from the whole "wrasslin' plasma with my bare hands because I'm too much of a badass" theme
>>694714432
>>694714619
...but bros, can't we all just get along?
>>694714392
Well have some confidence, fake it till you make it bby
>>694714730
I have to be 16-20, I am too old now.
>>694714869
I'm not fighting with Nibi. I enjoy Nibi.
>>694714909
I am nothing if not sincere.
>>694714999
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>694715051
how many of these old b&l gifs do you have, mate?
>>694715051
Those are my standards, take it or leave it.
>>694715124
B&l?
>>694715200
You really are interesting.
>>694715200
What exactly are your standards?
>>694715226
sorry, b&w
>>694715313
Apparently Nibi has to be between the age of 16-20 in order for Nibi to fuck someone.
>>694715349
I don't know. A lot? I have almost 500 different images in this folder, almost all are black and white. But not all of the are .gifs.
>>694715284
okay
>>694715313
>>694714999
>>694715447
classy
>>694715541
Why is that? You're not old at all. If I remember correctly, you're only 23, yes?
>>694715541
It's not an insult.
>>694715625
Sure, why not?
>>694715657
Fugging is a young man's game, and Nibi is too old.
>>694715736
I'm not sure why he would think that.
>>694715814
Because it's part of his character.
>>694715892
I kinda knew that already. But I'm going to be honest. After giving it thought, I think I would date Nibi, if he wasn't so far away.
>>694715657
23 is too old.
You experience emotions much more intensely in your late teen/early adult years.
As well coupled with bodily atrophy, you lose almost 1% of your bodily nerves every year as you age.
It is pointless lest you experience it at peak. I will not have the watered down experience.
>>694715736
whatever
>>694716018
Well there ya go.
>>694716069
See, Nibi, Dash said he'd fug you in the bud.
>>694716069
23 is not old, and I'm also 23
>>694716069
Did you know scientists and particle physicists are actually working on sending a particle (a proton, maybe?) Back in time
Don't give up hope yet
I would not fuck dash, he is an annoying, flabby, piece of shit.
>>694716069
Then the sooner the better, right? I actually do like you quite a lot. And like I said in my previous post, I would actually consider going out with you if I could. But don't let anyone else know that because they would give me a ton of shit.
>>694716350
Annoying, sure, but I'm not flabby at all. I'm closer to skelly than flabby.
>>694716350
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>>694716384
Too bad for you eh, Dash? Eh?
>>694716467
I don't mind. I've pretty much accepted the fact I'm a permavirgin anyway.
>>694716213
>You: Moron
>>694716256
That's as likely as me becoming a cybernetic killing machine in the distant future. Pleasant thoughts, but fictitious.
Not enough gay sex in here.
>>694716521
is that why you want to fuck mares?
>>694716384
>>694716436
No not ever, go fuck yourself. I dont like you and I saw your nasty flabby fucking body.
>>694716666
No. That's because I'm a zoophile, but that's irrelevant.
>>694716521
Oh pshaw. Pshaw pshaw pshaw pshaw and pish and posh and all that other jazz. You and Nibi are too defeatist. All you gotta do is keep bashing your head against the wall.
>>694716737
When?
>>694716747
I don't think that would help.
>>694716664
Well I guess that picture isnt even sex
> the only person who will fuck Nibi is a zoophile
kekked
>>694716769
Works for me, eh? Works for me and I've made a little progress.
>>694716769
That picture you posted with your ds.
>>694716810
Yeah
Footjerbs are nice tho
Oh woops some cub slipped in silly me.
>>694716942
How does that show that I'm flabby? If anything it shows that I'm skinny. I mean, why else would everyone joke about it? I just weighed myself today, and I only weigh 100 pounds.
>>694717074
I dont give a fuck, your body type looks fucking flabby. You have no muscle so any weight is fucking fat.
>>694717243
Gumball is cutest
>>694717250
What if I got in shape? What would you think of me then?
>>694716942
> flabby
> annoying
> zoophile
> manlet
Nibi this is your best chance and you should go for it.
>>694717324
I know, right?
>>694717344
You will not get in shape.
>>694717353
Eat shit
>>694717582
And if I did?
>>694717250
Guise, I found out why Nibi is a virgin
>>694717582
You said yourself you have no hope so this is your only opportunity. Try not to get any horse STDs.
Calm down, Nibi. It's just some cruel fun at your expense.
>>694717688
He lacks self confidence?
>>694717603
You will not, you have straight up said to me, you will do nothing.
>>694717582
>>694717344
>>694717250
Man you guys need to calm your tits.
>>694717688
Because he is an insecure child?
Nibi is a good looking fellow. I wouldn't fuck him because I'm not into pity shit, but based on looks alone there are plenty of people out there that would let him get it in. He just doesn't have the confidence, he's too afraid.
>>694717850
I don't recall saying that. I just remember saying that I don't have any motivation. But I think I could find some. I'm curious to see what you would think if I got into shape anyway.
>>694717734
If I really wanted I could get sex from a good variety of people.
I do not want that, it is hopeless because I cant fucking make myself younger.
>>694717743
Kiss my ass you sweat goblin.
>>694717930
Yes you did, dumb fuck. This wasnt even a week ago.
>>694717743
No, because he's a fuckwit, a hypocrite, and as he stated, sets his standards to high for his own worth.
Mate, you can't buy gold with penny's.
>>694717888
Pretty much
>>694717964
No no you keep saying nobody will fuck you because you're hideous. Well a hideous manlet wants your boipussy. Let him satisfy your needs.
>>694718057
Then I retract that statement. I'll get into shape, and when I do I'll make sure to say that you were my main motivation.
>>694718238
I say that to deceive anons. Anons only stay for one thread, but you dont have a name...
This doesnt make sense, you do not exist.
Please refrain from talking, unperson.
>>694718283
No, I dont like you, go fuck yourself you flabby cock beast.
>>694718512
That's fine if you don't like me. Hell, I don't even like me. I'm just saying, you're a cool guy and you're too hard on yourself. I know it won't do much good to tell you that, but I would help you if I could.
>>694718512
Don't you think you're being pointlessly aggressive and taking this man's bait in his attempt to get to you?
>>694718512
Anons stick around for years and I'm gonna stick around to see the wedding. Will you share some sweet horse ass together?
>>694718512
>>694718691
> No, I dont like you, go fuck yourself you flabby cock beast.
> "you're a cool guy"
LOL
>>694718109
Sure you can, you can buy as much gold as you have pennies.
>>694718691
You're trying to hard with this pussy. Go to the gym and exercise, but don't do it for him. He's only using you for his own ego boost. And that's all you'll ever be to him.
Red, are you still here?
>>694718903
He's just saying that because he's Nibi. He's a pretty cool guy sometimes.
>>694718968
I know that. I've been here long enough to know a good bit about Nibi. And honestly, that's the only thing I live for: to make others happy, especially the one's who are most unhappy. If him insulting me makes him happy, or least not as unhappy, that's fine with me. I don't care about myself anyway.
>>694719159
Well shit, that's the last time I stick up for someone on the Internet. Good for you though.
>>694719159
He's saying it because it's true.
>>694719536
And? Do you honestly think I care? Because I don't. You're more pathetic than he is because you go out of your way to insult me all the time. You're just a faggot.
>>694719143
Maybe, a little mad right now if you can't tell.
>>694718691
Retard
>>694718833
people need to be told they are shit.
>>694718903
anons dont exist.
>>694719622
I can't. All anons are the same to me. Anyways, add me on discord so we I can talk at you later if you would be so kind. 3932 is the number thing.
>>694719661
Yes, I know.
Anyway, I should have been asleep 2 hours ago, so I'm going to bed now. I know you don't give a fuck, but I still like you anyway. Catch ya later, Nibi, and everyone else.
>>694719790
Will do
