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Waifu claiming thread
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>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
Do it Karen.
http://i.imgur.com/JfKXxPQ.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61lMVSB6U5U
Dont we need a rule saying that we all beling to Skeletor?
Impressive get was impressive, too bad it's nullified due to new thread.
![Kirino [283].png](https://i.imgur.com/kNgJXM5.png "Kirino [283].png")
Those were some nice repeating digits
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/waifu/ magic
W e w
>>691777623
Any reason to get drunk is good~
And I don't think it'll affect me in a bad way anyway
>>691778292
rip my bake
Just a reminder that your overlord is here
>I demand that to be added as a rule
>claiming yume
>>691778377
I did this, I called upon satan with my double trips and we now kill. Sorry.
>>691778512
>>691778377
I will add it to my pasta. I was actually wondering what should I change my second joke rule into.
>>691778348
Shoe shoe <3
>>691778512
I will add it next thread my lord
>calling for next bake
>Akagi claimed
>>691778512
Ok, my lord
Best type moon claimed.
>>691778415
sorry dear, it was an eternal get
You must now post knowing I, Skeletor, own all your waifus
>>691779053
I must warn you that having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
>>691779053
I'll let you hold that claim so long as you keep showing up. In which case, I look forward to seeing you in the future, Rory 2.0
>>691778897
Thats a nice maid there.
Bring me some coffee!
Be a good maid.
>>691778907
Its them!
>>691779165
I think he doesn't care
>also nice legs I approve
>>691779391
It's legs
>>691779391
I'm not your maid. But i still serve you coffee 'cause i'm not rude
>>691778512
Joke's on you motherfucker Karen's not my waifu so you can't have her
>tfw nobody will realize it was I who posted Skeletor last thread
>>691778292
>>691779623
However the case of the lewds is to be determined...
>>691778585
I dont blame you.
>>691778726
Figured we may as well, seeing as how Im pretty sure its a modget.
>>691779623
But you do need to post lewds.
Win10 had a big update today and so far the only difference I see is less functionality and an uglier interface.
>>691779155
Bupity bup.
>>691779391
Howdy. Well I don't care that he says Homu is his, she is still my waifu.
>>691779623
I'm waiting.
she's mine and only mine
>I heard we have a new overlord
>>691779933
>>691779849
But.. it's not fair! It's like saying if we get quints this thread I have to post lewds.
But then again it was only for a specific number...
And it was one digit more...
>>691780040
Heya my one true owner
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>691780040
yup, I positioned Skeletor as eternal overlord
>>691780088
How is it not fair? There weren't even rerolls and you can't deny all that /waifu/ magic.
I expect better quality than the last lewd you posted or at least something equal.
>>691780409
Fine but I can't do it now.
There are people in the living room.
I'll do it later tonight, since I have to browse through for a better lewd...
>>691780133
Hey, my favourite pet
>pat pat
>>691780218
I've been gone for too long...
>Time to crack some skulls
>>691780409
This. Most anons in this thread are pretty cool people who know what /waifu/ is all about
>>691780512
Poor Karen, can never seem to catch a break.
never frogetti
>Akiko
>>691780753
I just can't believe these odds
Trips, Quads and now they skipped the fucking quints and went straight to sexts!
>>691779460
How is it going done anything fancy today?
>>691779533
>checked
>wearing maid outfit
>claim to not be a maid
get your shit together!
>>691779814
Its easy
you post them we are all happy
>>691779933
>checked
once you choose a waifu you stay with her except heretics
>>691780040
>crispy one
I didn't saw you in a looooooong time
how is it going for ya?
>>691780088
post them
>>691780963
POST THEM!
>>691781034
Nothing at all, though I might head out for a jog soon. You?
>>691780963
Does that mean Quint get is still out there?
>>691780941
oh trust me I won't
I have screenshots to remind everyone
Oh shit I missed the meme magic
I guess you can have megumin
>>691781034
HERE'S YOUR GOD DAMN LEWD
>>691781109
Yeah I guess
But it's not going to be as good as whatever I post tonight
>>691781204
this is implying that you were the one that got it
>>691781034
>Currently preparing a rebellion against Skeletor
>Spilt 3 bowls of soup in three different ways
>Beat my brother within an inch of his life
Same old, same old
>>691781213
There's no question that she's mine
>>691781296
I was
>>691781296
Quality is irrelevant, I just needed to know if it was there. Thanks Karen~
>>691781323
Unless He-man beats my gets, you can't beat me
Shrine maiden claimed
>>691781352
Fine fine!
You still don't have Karen, she's not my waifu
>not forgetting inspect element exists
>>691781418
You're... welcome... I think...
>>691781296
WOAH
Karen keep it civil please
>>691781352
>Getting 777777
>not rolling for Karen lewds
Well done you pure hearted fuck
>>691781484
kek'd at filename
>>691781488
I thought she was sitting on top of a big rock until I realised that entire thing was her ass
>>691781732
Homura rolled. I have to do it anyway.
Check the OP lol
>>691781296
>as good as whatever I post tonight
Colour me excited.
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>>691781798
Skeletor demands lewd Karen
>>691781815
Lewd night confirmed
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>>691781847
Well fuck, guess he just has to
This just ain't right though
>>691781108
enjoying my second week of vacation
lets see what the day brings me
>>691781296
you should get new ones
like legs without socks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KA5iyUUdw
>>691781323
I see crispy as ever
any great plans for the day?
>>691781815
>mami best girl
>>691781815
This is implying I can even find anything exceeding the quality of the last one...
>>691781927
Aki can you believe this lmao
Trips, Quads and now Sexts.
I have a feeling Makoto is going to keep trying to roll for the quints
>>691781847
Yeah yeah in time
What in the Actual Fuck is going on in here. Skeletor shows up and brings down the house. Good thing i wasn there
>>691782036
that time better be soon
Oh just to be clear, does it HAVE to include penetration?
>yeah I know I'm just hoping
>>691782087
They rolled for my lewds again bro
At least I am protected from Skeletor since Karen is not my waifu
>>691782169
Yeah well I can't make everyone leave the living room, and I have to find a good lewd.
>>691782036
The gets are not in your favor I'm afraid
Gonna have to deliver
>>691782087
All our waifus are belong to him now
>>691781847
Oh my.
>>691781913
Reminds me of the times our ERP queen was at her peak.
>>691782023
She is kind of sweet if you know what I mean.
>>691782036
As long as it's not something that reminds me of those K-On dojins...
>>691782263
As long as you're in these threads, you play by my rules
Homu a cute.
>>691782580
Rules said all waifus belong to you
Karen is not waifu
![[filename redacted].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hE72Nbe.jpg "[filename redacted].jpg")
>when the most hated waifu calls you a cute
>>691782701
she's my waifu
Wew, sad and happy i missed that get.
>mizore claimed.
>>691782701
Whats all this karen is not my waifu bizz.
*tears*
I wasn't in the thread anyhow im safe.
>>691783167
Lollipop
>>691782803
Yeah but you said "all your waifus" are eternally yours
>>691783292
I claim Karen
>>691782263
>Oh just to be clear, does it HAVE to include penetration?
I would say it's not necessary but it certainly would help since we're rising the quality and lewdness bar. If you post a lewd that disappoints too much you will have to post another one.
I am alive.
>>691783272
Karen's not my waifu my dude, she's my little sisteru
Like I wouldn't fuck or marry her, but I love her just the same
That's why I don't save any lewds of her
Also I don't like how short her skirt is
>>691783427
funny memay
>>691783486
Fucking hell
>>691783631
I get that. Im not attracted to shino at all. She's just funny as hell. I don't think there are any shino lewds anyhow. Maybe a few low quality ones.
anyway wasup with you? Im gonna start playing vidya i think nice and early. Rainbow Six Got an update where Kapkans traps are practically invisible. Gonna blow some noobs up.
And then theres always overwatch. Last night I played Mei and dominated the other team on the first round the next round they all picked mei and i switched to hanzo because of that and got Play of the game. Losers
>>691782535
I just think she is the best girl even tho she doesn't fit into any of my likings
>breasts are too big
>wrong hair color
>too tall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqqpd7IEecw
>>691783631
As master of all things lewd, I shall judge these sext lewds.
>Pull out all the stops
>>691784169
>Kapkans traps are practically invisible
Lmao fuck, did he even need that? Fucking hate Kapkan I'm such a tard I never see his traps already.
Nice job decking kids as usual
You should check out Akiko's play of the game when he posts it, he got eights kill at once because a mercy revived the team after he killed them
Beast genji lol
>>691784253
Well shit now it's official
>>691784211
>wrong hair color
Yeah okay redboi
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>691783548
Then die
I did a thing and I'd rather not do it again.
>Although I probably will
>Makoto
>>691784590
why
>>691784590
Is this the trans guy?
You look pretty good
>>691784590
HOLY SHIT MAKOTO YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>691784458
>Yeah okay redboi
Red is superior, it's the only hair colour I care for as all others are equal for me.
>>691784211
>breasts are too big
Always good to see someone who prefers flat, I don't really see the interest in over-sized boobs.
>I just think she is the best girl even tho she doesn't fit into any of my likings
I think it's not such a weird case, I could name a few characters I love that are full of traits that usually make me dislike them.
kagami claimed!!
>>691784847
!!!!
>>691784678
I have no clue why. I had the thought yesterday to do it, and today, I did.
>>691784684
Why does everyone say this?
>>691784790
I HAD AN IDEA! A VERY BAD IDEA! KAREN STOP ME!
>That was only at about 75-80 mph.
Good day waifu
>>691784590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09m0B8RRiEE&feature=youtu.be
>Chara claimed
>>691784590
I don't know how to feel about several things in this picture
>>691784880
!!!!!
h-hello??
>>691784458
Yeah we talked about it he used the phrase "Genji Weeebo'd in " and i kek'd
Anyone Ever watch Knights of Sindonia on Netflix. Show was soo boss, Highly Recommend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq3Km1wUye8
>>691784847
Which ending of oreimo should I watch first?
It's the decision of the century.
>>691784921
Sup Chara. What's with the meme music?
>>691784924
Which things?
>>691784458
>redboi
I prefer AMD over Nvidia so it fits?
>>691784590
MADMAN
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>>691784842
>I don't really see the interest in over-sized boobs.
me neither everything above B size is too big
> full of traits that usually make me dislike them
I rarely have this like only with mami so far
![Kirino [293].png](https://i.imgur.com/DXInaXm.png "Kirino [293].png")
>>691784590
What
>>691784913
Are you the trans guy who posted his ass?
>>691785085
First season or second season?
>>691784842
I've never seen any of your Mami pics lol
Also all my other folders are filled with either neutral looking characters or those with generally morbid traits lol
I guess we share that too.
>>691784980
Kekeke, never seen it though.
>>691785094
I guess it does lol
>>691784913
Hey it's all good lmao
I have a saying. If you're gonna do a bad idea. Do it now and regret it later.
>>691785025
hey karen!!! how are you today??
>>691785094
The maddest.
>>691785136
Selfie on the freeway. Vroom vroom, fast.
>>691785200
Regrettably.
>>691785090
I just felt old
>Be me in some chat
>Post "What is love?"
>Not one reply with "Baby don't hurt me"
So now I have to listen to this and feel old
>>691785094
Yo! Wie geht's?
>>691785200
>trans guy who posted his ass
That... no one here did that
>>691785287
So... you're posting while driving on the freeway?
M A N I A C
>>691785242
First.
>>691778292
Tora claimed.
>>691785287
You look pretty good
>>691785287
It least you aren't the dude who posted his dick yesterday...hopefully
>>691785338
>that.. No one here did that
Why do you even speak if you are not aware of it?
![Kirino [508].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ayAlknB.jpg "Kirino [508].jpg")
>>691785339
Watch the true ending first.
Watch Second season, and then go back and watch the good ending.
It's a lot more feelsy in my book if you do it like that.
>>691785432
So you can take the bait and talk with me
>>691785414
>>691785339
Wew, I'm glad I wasn't there
>>691785338
>>691785531
>take the bait
fucking christ
does anything count as bait these days?
>>691785338
Ah, alright.
And nah, I'm at home now. I'm not THAT insane.
>>691785361
Not really. The helmet hides a lot.
>>691785414
I am not Konata. I do not have a micro ballistic missile for a dick.
>>691785593
Thank you Karen, thanks.
>>691785451
Wait. If it's going to make me cry then fuck.
Fuck.
>>691785564
squid!!
>>691785593
oh my.....
Claimed Lucario.
I bet everyone else was really meaning to claim.
>>691785531
>take the bait
You messed up.
Stop, just stop replying to me.
You are autistic and we both know that.
>>691785618
>>691785531
joining a waifu thread means being in my kingdom
I rule over all in waifu threads
>>691785593
>>691785618
oh, that ass
huh, I did know of that. I just thought it was some karen meme
>does anything count as bait these days?
Correct me if I'm wrong... but a "bait" is considered something dumb you write and then get responds out of it. Thus, you are "baiting" people to reply to your bullshit...
>>691785670
>I'm not THAT insane
you forgot the "yet" at the end of your sentence
>>691785718
You misspelled Gardevoir
![Kirino [421].png](https://i.imgur.com/VLHNWXz.png "Kirino [421].png")
>>691785706
Ah, nah I don't think it will make you cry. It's not like that.
>>691785899
ah
shit man
What about Dio then?
>>691785944
You are fucking autistic.
>>691785707
I'm scared. i just had nightmares of demonic shit. and it wasnt just one dream. i could easily say 3 maybe 4 dreams.
>>691785564
>>691785992
all
no exceptions
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>>691786032
wow....that is pretty scary, do you remember what was in it exactly???
>>691786308
???
>>691786343
!!!
>>691786343
w-what??
umm, hello!! how are you??
Claimed Happy from fairy tail.
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>>691786086
Dammit... I guess the curse can only be lifted with another six repeating numbers
>>691786032
Oh man, I hated those dreams were you'd just get from one nightmare into the next
>>691785338
Ganz ok 2. Woche Urlaub mal schauen was noch so kommt.
Und bei dir?
>>691786437
I hate the way you write.
Banki claimed
I was going to post in the next thread, but I got bored waiting, how are you guys doing?
>>691786667
thank you!!!
>>691786586
Hört sich nach Spaß an.
Jo, mir geht's auch gut, hatte am Samstag meinen ersten Arbeitstag in der Feinkostabteilung einer REWE Filliale.
>>691786719
Doing fine, thanks!
What about you?
>>691786759
I would fucking kill you if I meet you on the front.
>>691786877
where do you live??
we can meet lol
>>691785944
I don't think I'll get that insane unless I get a steering lock and throttle lock.
>>691786840
Pretty good, if a bit busy.
Just got a game called VA11 HALL-A, looks pretty interesting.
>>691786974
Whoops
>>691786926
We will meet, on the front.
I'll look for a guy who screams all the time and acts retarded.
I'll ask every enemy to write something.
I'll kill every single fucker who writes like you.
I heard you're a pretty big guy, aren't you?
Well, I'm 6'7 and I lift.
Palupa claimed.
>>691787144
>im 6'7
>i lift
watch out
his big muscles are going to stop bullets
>>691786926
>I want to fucking murder you and rip out your guts
>Nice! Where can we meet!?
Fucking kagamin best
>>691787144
kek!!!
you're funny, and i like you, but what do you mean on the front??
>>691786974
>>691787068
huh, sounds like a fun game. What's it about? Sounds like a war game? FPS? Dogfights?
>>691786954
Ohoho, the longer you stay here the more likely it is that you will turn out this crazy!
>>691786926
>>691787144
>>691787313
Kagamin the best
>>691787313
In the fucking army KAGAMI!!!!!!!!!
yoink
>>691787447
It's a fucking CAT
>>691787447
OH!!! well im getting out soon anyways, i shouldn't deploy anymore lol
>>691787591
Let's meet Kagami.
![Kirino [242].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mRKB65.jpg "Kirino [242].jpg")
>>691787447
>In the fucking army KAGAMI
Those rhymes tho
Memes.
>>691786500
>>691786308
yeah one was of a kid i hated from my japanese class. he started cutting himself after we kicked him out of the group. he ended up covering the walls and floor with blood. then he came back to the group and just stared at me.
second one. people were climbing out of windows and climbing with different tools. (ladder, rope, pogo stick?, etc.) after a couple people we fell and then it got extremely windy. i held on to what ever i could and i found a motorcycle a little distance away. i used it to get as close as i could to the stairs and climbed my way up. when i got back to the room. everyone said that everyone who went down had died. that the 70mph winds had killed them. i was the only one alive. i looked out the window, no one in sight.
3rd. there was a little girl who was possessed. she had like 3 different voices and there were certain spots that you can hear crying and laughter out of nowhere.
4th. there were pentagrams on beds all over and you could rise them out of nowhere too. i summoned my car from inside a different car and we had to find a way to get it out. (and we did). then when we drove out people came to kill us
then when i woke up i had to pee. when i was done peeing, i dropped my phone into the toilet. after a second of thinking i plunged my hand into the toilet and pulled it out. after i cleaned it and turned it on it made weird noises that i never heard before.
>>691787727
where and when?? lol
wait...you're in the military??
>>691787425
Actually, by the looks of it it's a cyberpunk visual novel where you play as a bartender.
Apparently things change if you give people different drinks
Claiming Ginsei.
You would not find someone who is not okay with picking Ginsei.
>>691787834
Of course I'm not, I was just messing around with you.
>>691787804
jesus....that's some creepy pasta material right there..
you should write that stuff down!!! and i hope your phone is alright!
>>691787978
oh....damn....
