Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Karen lewds need quints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8eGJuVZ3oM
>>691788385
kagami claimed!!
Goodnight.
>>691787804
Oh, those are some nightmares...
One I got was where two killers and one friendly innocent boy (the boy didn't know they were murderers) went into an empty, old, rusty storehouse. Somehow the two murderers disappeared and when the boy looked up, a ceiling door opened from where a girl feel down, she didn't drop to the floor though since she got a rope around her neck. She just wiped back and forth once, not moving, obviously dead, then all the other ceiling doors opened and pieces of human flesh and started to fall down. it was a rain of human guts, flesh and limbs.
>>691787888
That sounds really interesting to be honest.
>>691788463
Heya Chen!
Mamasan Waifu Calmed
Im hungry as fuck.
What to eat.
Eggs im thinking.
Whose ass was that in the last thread?
God tier qt claimed
Fran in the thread by any chance?
>>691788509
I will still fight you.
>>691788511
Sleep tight.
>>691788536
Hey.
>>691788463
chen!!!
nice song!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uj2JpvsvX4
>>691788648
awwww, well ill let you, and i won't fight back!!!
I'm about to make a Karen folder and dump lewd pictures
>claiming yume
>>691788633
Nope, Fran not here yet
>>691788714
That would be fun!
I'm out, going to watch anime until I die of kill.
Good night to fellow strayans.
Newfag out.
>>691788714
>implying this hasn't been done already
>>691788091
i print screened it, so im good. it was still creepy as fuck though
>>691788536
that sounds disgusting as fuck dude. creepy ass shit. where were you? were you just the camera?
>>691788782
goodnight dude
>>691788511
goodbye!
Karen lewds now. my quints demand
>>691788714
I like it
>>691788795
damn I missed it
Hello
I woke up with the song Start Dash stuck in my head from Love Live Idol Project.
The fuck
Skeletor declares a thread dedicated to Karen lewds
Banki claimed
Hello one and all, anything interesting happen recently?
>>691788782
Night friendo
>>691788772
Ah damn
I just finished his Ohayou. Guess I'll deliver when he comes in
Next on my list, it's Holstaur
>>691788944
My body is not prepared for this
claimed.
>>691788974
I took over
kotoura is mine you fucking betas. come look at an alpha male with a god-tier waifu.
>>691788974
Well, yeah
All our waifu are belong to skeletor
>pic related
>>691789003
best angle
>>691788861
okay!!! that is pretty creepy...im glad i haven't had any dreams or nightmares in a long time!!
Ive made a terrible mistake staying up this long. Goodnight everyone
>>691789003
>not tracker
>not edgelord
wat
>>691788861
Yup, I was just the camera. And it was creepy... so... hmm... I got scared even though I wasn't really involved
>mfw worst nightmares I had where about me failing my graduation exams
>>691788997
I could save his and give it to him later if you want?
>>691788944
Have fun posting!
now's my chance, tell kyouko-fag to suck on this
>>691788708
>American Football
I liked the whole self entitled album.
Some /emoe/ shit right here, I see.
I noticed you prefer the more emotional kind of music?
>awwww, well ill let you, and i won't fight back!!!
Hmph.
Skeletor has no power in these threads, Karen does not belong to him.
>>691789018
>>691789070
Well, apart from that I guess.
Conveniently my waifu has some heads to spare in this sort of situation.
>>691789103
Goodnight friend
>>691788782
Was this a different Taiga claimed than usual?
>>691789166
i do!! i love melodic music, just 'cause it matches my mood a lot of times lol
what?? do you want me to fight back??
https://youtu.be/r5GCn1BKkxg
>>691789018
How long do you plan to neglect Kurumi then?
>>691789295
Well this also happened, if you weren't around last night
>pic related
>>691789103
RIP Mugen
Have a good one
>>691789135
Nah, I only première ohayous to the dedicated anons. Also I'm here more than you are
Thanks for the offer though
>Akiko
>>691789425
>neglect
>implying I can't post both
>>691789442
that was...an experience
>>691789442
Welp. I don't really know how to respond to this one to be perfectly honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlWu15vzyE
>>691789103
dont get nightmares like i did.
>>691789093
yeah, i dont even know why i got these back to back. nothing i did before sleeping was even close to demonic
>>691789135
>fail to graduate
i usually think a nightmare is more of a horror thing more than a... that kind of thing.
my hand still smells like piss
>>691789343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7jugKP36As
I think you will like this.
>>691789418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls
Mugi claimed
>>691789968
>tfw you live in a different country and it's copyrighted in the states
Ayano claimed
>>691788906
You're welcome.
>>691789103
Night m8.
>>691789442
What is he going to pull off next.
>>691789968
>>691790146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rskKhBFZlE
here's something in return
>>691789988
>>691790149
>>691790252
hello to all
Lewds incoming...
the Demon's fists are really cool
too bad they weigh as much as a greatsword
https://youtu.be/JdKI1wj-JpI
>>691789576
i guess we could call it that
>>691789717
I don't think anyone really knew what t do besides vomit at the sight of Konata's bullet shaped peen
>>691789988
Nice dub dubs
I love that gif
>>691790252
Hopefully something less gay
>>691790445
OH BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>691790445
yay?
>ika
>>691790445
can't wait for it
>>691790445
>mfw
>buries face in hands
Kyouko claimed.
Good morning.
>>691789163
Nice pic anon, should've said claimed though.
Still, I'll give it to you that you didn't post a shitty thumbnail.
>>691789968
https://youtu.be/4-oxm8UzYCc
>>691789717
I appear to be really bad at remembering to attach images today.
>>691790507
I guess, it was a tad unexpected though
>>691790146
I'm sorry.
>>691790661
>absolutely lewd
wew
>>691790661
>yammy
>>691790661
came
>>691790661
Approved
>>691790661
wait, why are we getting this?
>>691790695
hello there
>>691790661
o-oh my!!!!!
>>691790709
you don't have to be sorry!!
i looked it up anyways, and im listening to it right now
>>691790700
>>691789968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6hHnHUQVk
>>691790661
It did not disappoint.
>>691790900
Homura called a sexts get and Skeletor got it
>>691790445
It's too early for that nonsense.
>>691790661
On second thought maybe not.
>>691790507
Hopefully something involving a noose.
>>691790400
Hi Squiddy. What's good?
>>691790695
Morning.
>>691790661
>>691790661
so what do we need for karen lewds now desu?
>>691790661
Nice.
>>691790962
https://youtu.be/M5XfvWt9Y9A
>>691791067
quints are still available right?
>>691791141
just had a couple nighmares. dropped my phone in toilet.
![[Doki] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne - 08 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [4169FF55]_001_26551.png](https://i.imgur.com/jYpsc90.png "[Doki] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne - 08 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [4169FF55]_001_26551.png")
>>691790708
Other people also started posting their dicks after that. I just went to sleep at that point. I don't know how bad it got
>>691791141
>something involving a noose
kek'd
>>691791238
Septs or quints
Skeletor skipped the quints and went to sexts so I guess those are still valid
But I'm not accepting the shit homu pulled this time. i.e. calling that someone in thread would get it. At least not for quints
I'd accept it for septs
>>691791290
Best BP track = Spikes.
>>691791381
Yes
>>691791454
Definitely.
You visit /mu/, right?
The Catacombs of Carthus are so confusing
Rei tho
>>691790695
Morning.
>>691790962
But I'm loved.
>>691790909
Tell me if you like it.
>>691791454
<3
MASSIVE wife claimed. Alta the Forgesister.
>>691791935
i do like it!!! it's got a modest mouse feel to it, but more aggressive!!
>>691792101
Alya.
>>691791735
Yes but you could call me a newfag there.
>>691791935
Bup.
>>691791935
Good morning Chen, how are you?
>>691791141
Hey Maki, how are you doing?
>>691790900
Hello Ika and how are you?
>>691791141
Yeah thanks for that maki. Start Dash is the jam tho.
>>691791438
sounds good :^)
Put an end To all the Lewds Get
BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE
>>691791842
I missed the only bonfire in there and so had to go to the boss from the beginning everytime. At least this is the end of the worst part of the game, though. Is this your first playthrough
>>691792518
I appreciate the effort
Best type moon claimed.
>>691792518
>>691792850
rolling to destroy karen loods
>>691792733
I beat it 3 times. The harder difficulty is a joke. Games EZ. Fuck those ladys with the hat and the poles tho. fuck them right to hell. They like grab u and burn you. Fuck that.
>>691792733
no, but I always get lost trying to explore it
The boss is surprisingly easy too
as long as you avoid his instant kill breath attack
>>691792987
>dodge
>backstab
>>691792850
Dude i was just on this thread about middle eastern chicks. Wtf man i want one. Set me up.
>>691792200
>Yes but you could call me a newfag there.
You have me, is fine.
Bup.
>>691792128
Hey, don't scream like that, Kagami!
>>691792282
Hey there, I'm just waiting for someone to play Left 4 Dead 2 with.
How about you, slept well, still raining?
>>691791381
Well that's not what I'd consider good kek. Everything ok now?
>>691791406
That should be a new roll.
>>691792282
Pretty good, almost have a normal sleep schedule again. How about you?
>>691792393
Just wait until you hear the others, your playlist is going to be very "Live" haahah... I'll put the bullet in the chamber.
>>691793306
Slept well, yes.
It's not raining anymore, but it's a lot chillier than the past 2 days now, feels good.
>>691793376
I'm good, watching Italy-Spain at the moment.
>>691793182
>set me up
Lmao are you implying I could get any at all
But you're on the right track though, middle eastern chicks are faithful as fuck and not completely retarded.
>>691793306
b-but im not!
im actually really quiet in real life!
>>691793083
well yeah no shit. Hardly ever are they alone tho. Usually they roll like ten deep. So backstabbing is a little tricky. Later on in the game when your level'd up they aint no thang.
Dude what drove me nuts about that game was this. Beat same guy 900090809 times Then the one time you drop your souls and need to run back to get them. All of a sudden the pussy dude you have crushed every time is now like Boss status Pullin out moves you've never even seen beating the living shit out of you.
>>691792987
Yeah i think they knew how awful it was going to be when put like 5 or so in that one room. I liked their design at least
>>691793083
One of a strength build's only upsides was against those enemies. Zweihander everytime
>>691793522
All im saying Karen is Im American. they can move to America they can be Muslim or not i dont care do whatever bae. I'll keep the pork out the house.
Although my country is getting a little pre ww2 nazi germany ish right now.
>>691793542
I would say to kill the other mobs first
But if we're talking about the same enemy, they stand and spam bees
>>691793732
I'm rolling with a Wolf Greatsword and Demon fists
>>691793533
Ugh, I have momens I need to speak, so I am quite used to it.
>>691793482
That's good for you. I'm not a sports fan myself, but have fun.
>>691793826
>I'll keep the pork out of the house
Shino you put me in a good mood every time I swear to god lmao
>>691793732
Dude when you get to the swamp. Get the dark armor set and this sword
Its a little bit of a grind but i found it to be one of the best.
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Dark+Sword
>>691792282
im good. i guess
>>691793376
nothing happening now i suppose.
guys i dont feel like doing shit right now. im just going to lay in bed for now. goodbye
>>691794162
You put me in a good mood everyday so the feeling is mutual.
Im just sayin Put the word out. With the ladys.
err wait do i have to trade like 50 camels to her dad ? or some shit.
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>691793542
yeah..i can be loud, but i chose not too!!
>>691794379
hey!!! a minami!!!
how are ya??
>>691793482
Glad to hear. Who's the underdog in that match up?
>>691794363
See ya around Squiddy, feel better.
>>691794086
That wolf sword is pretty thicc, never found it though
>>691794196
Im sure its good but personally it doesnt match the flamberge in looks. Oh yeah. And i meant flamberge, not zweihander.
>>691794679
Probably Italy, but we're playing pretty good at the moment.
Already had 2 pretty big chances to score.
>>691794152
Thanks Chen!
>>691794363
Goodnight!
>>691794544
>>691794941
It's a boss weapon from abyss watchers
>they give the best weapons
>>691794466
I'll let em know my 6'10 american buddy with a ten inch cock is lookin for a cutie
I got you fam no worries
Nah man like 5 goats is alright
>>691795006
Hey guys, heard my ohaiyo was ready
>>691795234
no!!! it's not!! leave quick!
>>691795131
Welp, i guess i shouldnt have crushed that soul in my hand then
>>691795420
yeah, that was a bad idea
>>691795319
Wow, Kagami.
You're so rude.
>>691794961
No problem.
>>691794379
whats a minami and why does it look sad
>>691795234
Hello Fran
Yes indeed, I have something for you
Who told you this?
Claiming Nishizumi Maho as best waifu ever
>>691795319
Why should I leave?
Is konata posting himself again?
>>691795177
Im like 6 foot only. and i could probably round up 1 goat 3 dogs and a nintendo wii.
Tell them i have a gentle soul
>>691795501
am not!!!!
also this is my favorite song from that album!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e9SsjW7jU&index=9&list=PL4NVF1Brp0VkQAbzmf6o5ZZc-bJzlGryb
>>691795699
not yet, but dubs say he will later today....
Shai-Hulud claimed bois
Why do bad dreams feel so real when you wake up?
>>691795659
>>691795572
I love these kinds of character designs
If I had a waifu she would look sad. Something like Minami or Ana
She would be sad so I can cheer her up!
>>691795731
1 goat three dogs?
Ah the wii is worth like two goats at least
Throw in a chicken and I'll have one mailed to you by friday.
Gentle soul counts pretty well
>>691795964
did you get one too?
>>691795639
A little birdie, and a cute one at that
>>691795768
Please no
>>691795798
Hello!
>>691795768
I'm glad you enjoy it.
Mine is Loretta's Scars.
>>691795964
Because they trigger your emotions.
>>691796120
Yes. I woke up with a heavy heart, even though I reassured myself it was just a dream.
>>691796194
I was TRIGGERED?
>>691795964
Cause life a nightmare, mercy.
How you been? Really shit dream huh?
>>691796137
i'd say it's gonna happen kek
>>691796163
thanks for linking it chen!! i appreciate it
do you like progressive rock at all??
Here you go best surgeon
One Ohayou just for you
I hope you like it
Next on the list, it's Holstaur
>>691796137
>and a cute one at that
That's strange, I didn't say anything
>>691795798
Oh shit it's cutest sandworm
>>691795964
chemicals in our brain get broken down slowly when we're asleep, and the stress and fear chemicals remain for a while after you wake up. I know all about it
>>691796274
heres a copy paste of my dreams. enjoy
yeah one was of a kid i hated from my japanese class. he started cutting himself after we kicked him out of the group. he ended up covering the walls and floor with blood. then he came back to the group and just stared at me.
second one. people were climbing out of windows and climbing with different tools. (ladder, rope, pogo stick?, etc.) after a couple people we fell and then it got extremely windy. i held on to what ever i could and i found a motorcycle a little distance away. i used it to get as close as i could to the stairs and climbed my way up. when i got back to the room. everyone said that everyone who went down had died. that the 70mph winds had killed them. i was the only one alive. i looked out the window, no one in sight.
3rd. there was a little girl who was possessed. she had like 3 different voices and there were certain spots that you can hear crying and laughter out of nowhere.
4th. there were pentagrams on beds all over and you could rise them out of nowhere too. i summoned my car from inside a different car and we had to find a way to get it out. (and we did). then when we drove out people came to kill us
then when i woke up i had to pee. when i was done peeing, i dropped my phone into the toilet. after a second of thinking i plunged my hand into the toilet and pulled it out. after i cleaned it and turned it on it made weird noises that i never heard before.
>>691796003
>>691795964
Heeey i just had this dream that i was at a childhood friend's house and there was lice all over the walls and stuff and i had to pretend i was having a good time. That was awful
>>691796322
Thankfully my relationships with women have never ended in cheating. But this dream was me getting seriously fucked over by a girl I really loved.
Felt too real.
>>691796372
Go on...
>>691794961
Ah well hopefully they can keep that up. Pull off some sick strats.
>>691796360
He is going to scare me straight
>>691796372
SO CUTE! I LOVE IT!
Well, you did tell my informant
>>691796747
I had a similar dream a month ago, but with earthworms
>>691796673
>>691796747
Did you have an experience with lice when you were younger?
>>691797025
whoa!!! well, hopefully im wrong!
that wouldn't be a good thing....
>>691797025
>earthworms
Its a sign
Im runnin out of rei pictures here
>>691788875
You have been visited by waifu stealer.
Do something good to other people in next 24 hours, or she will never be your.
>>691796031
>if I had a waifu
you don't?
>>691797025
I did
>>691797360
discount azusa
>>691797300
Nope, theyre just real nasty
>>691797300
those kinda dreams hurt the worst, im sorry....
i hope you're better now
>karen
>>691797309
He does have a really gross peen
>>691797319
That I really fucking earthworms?
Because I really do, scarred shitless actually
>>691797472
Great taste in sci-fi by the way
>>691797510
Has anyone seen her recently?
Fran
>>691797615
what's wrong chen??
>kagami
>>691797767
im a little over half way through and i love it so much. Chani is too cute. Is the movie any good?
