Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691126014
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>691133813
...Did I go too far again?
>>691134352
>dat gif
Alright, my booze is ready for that day!
I'm gonna go fuck my bitch
Be back in a bit
ANARCHY!
>>691134726
You know the game Crusader Kings 2 right?
mine once again
Very tired.
>>691134912
Why not me?
>>691134912
>implying you aren't the bitch about to be fucked.
Milinda claim.
You guys wanna know what sucks?
When your tank starts on fire with you in it still.... :/
>>691134867
No
>>691134976
Yes, I have it on steam!
>>691134726
Claim'd
>>691134726
Thx for the Thread
>>691134978
Go to bed.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Here.
>>691134867
Alright sick!
You have that magic to make people fall for you......I am still waiting <3
>>691134917
In the UK exacccclty so anything new going on with you at work or anything??
>>691134889
Well, you should go to bed. I went to bed early last nice. An hour earlier than my usual 4:30 am.
>kek
Lily claimmmmmmmmed
>>691135129
What are you doing in a tank in the first place?
>>691135221
>
>>691135208
Syndra.
>>691135151
I'm recreating the Roman Empire currently, thought you'd like to know.
>>691134977
>>691135129
That doesn't seem like it'd be a fun experience.
>>691135208
Syndra.
What's your League name?
I'm gonna add you. :D
best suit girl claimed
>>691135231 (QT)
>>691135316
Hello, there you cute little rascal.
>>691135438
>Flies by farting.
>>691135358
I don't even play DMC
>>691135547
>Madoka fart is space
>>691134977
Tracer is the best of all
>>691135410
That's a really nice Gif shiro!
881 I want one. :|
>>691134912
so going to fap? :^)
>>691135129
Did you guys go out safely?
>>691135134
Phew
Was worried~
>>691135213
I didn't ask for that magic..
Weren't you shipped with Fran too? :o
>>691135213
We did hire a two newbies before I left, hopefully they haven't wrecked the store while I was gone
Any thing with you?
Yo
>>691133973
Bleh indeed
>>691135438
You need to get some sleep for tommorow, so you will not be tired.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>691135316
Kyouko.
>>691135445
Its - gofuckyourself38
>>691135485
Hey
>>691135775
Though I suppose I should get in shape for a certain someone
>>691135751
Holy hell I forgot the pic
>>691135300
I'm a tanker in the National Guard. I was trying to troubleshoot a startup problem in the field.
>>691135410
Yeah... fixed it though. Had to blow the Halon extinguishers though.
>>691135722
Yeah. Tanks fine now too. Just a little engine fire.
>>691135716
Thanks, I made it on my own. Akiko provided the Ohayou though. I can do something like that if you give me the image you want turned into a gif.
>>691135791
It's still pretty early, I didn't even have dinner yet. I don't know when will I go to bed today I slacked enough whole week to have no problems waking up. But I like the concern.
>>691135691
Tracer is #2
>>691136072
I'm in the bottom of Akiko's list. Ask for one really late haha. Thanks for the offer though.
>>691136000
Who's the certain someone?
>>691135722
I am shipped with everyone, I love everyone I want to be with you all
>>691135751
Haha I hope not! Not really, I have learned a whole lot more while being a game tech though, like how to fix stuff at my house and its pretty cool I like it!
>>691136017
Soft number 2!
>>691135889
hey syndra, whats happening?
Has that Ice bitch shown her face around here lately?
>>691136241
It's 8:19.
Okay, I just said that in advance.
Eh.
Winner claimed.
But just for the remainder of this thread, because I have things to do.
>>691135533
You're the cutie here.
>>691135889
How are you doing?
>>691135343
Wew, nice.
How's that coming along?
Anyone listening to anything?
https://youtu.be/r5GCn1BKkxg
Mornings are hard.
clmd
>>691136380
Hey Rikka!
I heard I have to watch a movie with you and Maki... kek
>>691136338
It might be Chara
>>691136380
Well, there isn't much to fuck up. My job is super easy
>>691136571
They really are
Shiro claimed.
>>691134912
Go until your hand is sore!
>>691136017
>just a little engine fire
You make it sound so trivial kek
How are you holding up?
>>691136380
Oh
So you want your own harem then? :^)
>>691136558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMRBCCDTl7s
>>691136609
hmmm
>>691136558
Re-listening to Daft Punk albums.
HAA > Homework > Discovery >>> RAM
>>691136506
Yes it is, the time I eat is always random.
>>691136709
Yeah we gotta tie her down, she hasnt seen Kill Bill! So we gotta tie her down and watch it!
>>691136747
Hey hey my job is easy too but you wouldnt believe what goes down. All the shit people dont do!
>>691136777
Haha you could say that I guess
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>691136387
>>691136540
My computer was down for the most of the day, so im still catching up to things.
Just enjoying the evening and playing some games. That's about it.
What about you?
>>691136558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p44p9xGp6ak&list=RDp44p9xGp6ak#t=47
>>691137158
What about Interstellar 5555?
It's a great classic.
just
The year is 2016 and people are still complaining about feminism.
>Just fucking kill me
>>691136558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0vRu_zo6A
>>691136777
>Checked
It's our 2nd fire in a week. Happens a lot when it's 115 °...
>>691137275
>tie her down
That's kinda rapey... kek
I've never seen it either.
>>691136609
>>691136725
??
kallen
>>691135208
Screw you
>>691136760 (You) (You)
>>691137454
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>691137275
All they really have to do is click on things as someone says them. The only hard part is stupid customers saying the wrong thing
>>691137403
Fucking kill me already
>>691137506
She needs to watch kill bill, I don't know anything else about this, but she should watch kill bill
>>691137403
God-tier waifu
>>691136571
>mornings are hard
I'm hard in the mornings :^)
But real talk I fucking hate mornings.
>>691137600
>booty
>>691136747
Oh I see. I'm sure Chara will love you no matter what~
Sorry for not answering. My parents wanted to talk to me about something.
And hell yeah I'm happy they talked to me this time.
It's time guys. Tomorrow the appartment will be bought and at the end of the summer I can finally move the fuck out!
I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY AND HYPED!
>>691137158
Anyway, good luck, even if I'm certain that you will take the exam.
>>691137298
slowly copying 190gb of anime off a friend's hard drive to my pc, and it doesn't support USB 3
>eta 7 hours
also unrelated, kumiko seems to really like drawing syndra
>>691137784
faggot
>>691137275
Oh my~
Good luck in your quest!
>>691137374
That's the movie for Discovery
>>691137506
Woah! Sounds dangerous as hell
>>691137784
Bleibst du in Bruck oder geht's nach Wien?
>>691137298
>My computer was down for the most of the day
Sucks.
>games
What are you playing?
>What about you?
I'm alright, it's way too hot for my own good.
I hate summers.
>>691135155
i challenge you
you are not worthy to claim seras
altho the dubs are check'd and i know i may fail
Chen is a shitposter.
>>691137784
Congrats, hope you do well.
>>691136540
Started off as the king of Bavaria in the 769 start, its 1081 now and I've since taken over Bohemia, Italy, Sicily, Hungary, Portugal, Andalusia, Galicia, Austurias, and parts of Aragon, Germania, and Saxony. My next targets are Castille and Navarra, then the rest of Aragon, then the French and German kingdoms, then Britannia, then North Africa, the former Byzantine territories and the middle east. From there if there's still time left I'll hit the pagan lands.
>>691137374
That's Discovery, it's really good but it's their most Pop-ish album not counting RAM.
The movie is indeed a classic, the story goes pretty deep considering there's no dialogue at all.
I like HAA and Discovery for the harsher techno sounds.
>>691137762
I'm sure she will
>>691137784
Good luck living on your own!
So you will have some privacy?
>>691137784
Congrats!
Gets zum Studieren oder zur Arbeit?
>>691137158
>homuroll
>>691138052
Not without posting Chen.
>>691137794
I'm not so sure but I will try my best.
>>691138052
Yeah, that's me, I am.
>>691137923
Yep that's the Army for ya.
Gotta go. I will be back in a few days. Nice seeing you all again!
>>691137854
That's the /b/ I know and love <3
>>691137957
Auf in die Großstadt! Wien ich komme!
>>691138058
Thank you! I'll do my best! Independence here I come. Even though it was paid by my parents
>>691138118
>Some privacy
No, all the privacy. It's a... english translation says it's a condo.
>>691138152
Wahrscheinlich beides und dann eher studieren um mir endlich meine beschissene Therapie zu leisten.
>>691138152
You fail.
>>691138062
>Discovery
Homework
C L A I M E D
L
A
I
M
E
D
>>691138201
I am pretty sure about it.
>>691138311
So you will have roommates?
Hope you don't get creeps or asshats
>>691138499
You can keep her
>>691137923
>>691138062
My bad...
It's been a while since i listened to Daft Punk. They were my favorite before though. Still love them.
Especially some of their RAM songs.
Discover favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs
RAM favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5uQMwRMHcs
>>691138311
Zahlt das nicht die Kasse? Ich kenn mich in Östereich nicht aus mit sowas...
Was wird denn studiert?
>>691138353
That was just a warmup for this awesome
>homuroll
Best waifu evor
>>691138311
Speak english, schwein
>>691138589
Hello, zambie grill
![[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png](https://i.imgur.com/OPTlMGG.jpg "[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png")
>>691137506
Its not rapey it all but it looks like I have to tie you both down now!
>>691137694
All we do is sell prizes at a prize counter and somehoe people fuck that up too, we live in a world of idiots
>>691137923
Thanks! I am on my way to the full harem!
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>691137454
>Just fucking kill me
Do it yourself.
>>691137835
>7 hours
That sucks.
Doing anything interesting in the meantime?
>kumiko
And he does a damn good job at it.
I think i use his stuff the most.
>>691137983
>games
Loli ship simulator and some Shadow of mordor.
>I hate summers.
Same.
>>691138663
Wenigstens ein guter Versuch...
Showers feel great.
>>691137694
Please.
>>691137746
You too.
>>691134902
Yeah, this one is okay. I'll claim this.
>>691137746
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6qt_70iGk4
>>691138589
No, no roommates at all. All by myself.
>>691138663
Nun, eigentlich wollte ich ja dass Österreich es für mich zahlt. Aber die schicken mich jetzt schon ein Jahr im Kreis herum.
Nachdem ich bei fünf verschiedenen Stellen war hat mir der "Verein für Psychoanalyse" Telefonnummern gegeben wo ich anrufen soll um ne Psychotherapie auf Krankenschein zu bekommen. Hab ich gemacht. Wartezeit zum Termin: 4 Monate. Hab ich also 4 Monate gewartet und bin dann dorthin.
Hab ein ganz normales Psychotherapeutisches Erstgespräch und am Schluss sagt sie mir "Ja, sie brauchen einen Psychotherapeuten, rufen sie mal diese Nummern an."
Weißt du welche Nummern die mir gegeben haben? Die gleichen bei denen ich angerufen habe um bei denen nen Termin zu bekommen.
Da zahl ich lieber aus eigener Tasche und bin dann in ner Therapie drinnen.
>>691138805
Make me
>>691138309
See ya in a few, friend
>>691138592
I really liked this song for some reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkhol2Q1og
>>691138816
kek
Keep telling yourself that :^)
>>691138931
Danke
>>691138821
>Do it yourself
Eh.
>>691139066
>noticed
>>691139210
Chara where you from?
>>691138805
Hello again, you keep disappearing for a while
>>691138816
How? All you do is take tickets and give what they point to
>>691138919
Might have to take one in a bit myself
>>691138931
Can do!
>>691139210
Lucky you. Hope you enjoy it
>>691139210
Das klingt ja genial...
Bin ich froh, dass ich privat versichert war, als ich nen artzt gesucht hab
>>691138524
Guess I will resume studying, I don't want to surprise you with bad news.
>>691138663
Solid attempt, worse luck next thread.
>>691138592
>Aerodynamic
Great choice, one of my favourites as well, my top pick is Veridis Quo for those fresh beats inspired in Celtic music. Human After all is my favourite from that release.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYeARRyDWk
>RAM
I didn't really enjoy it but that's me, apparently a lot of people didn't like it at first but started to love it lately.
>>691139304
It's a good pic but it triggers me. Don't ask why.
>>691139210
Which way would you like me to make you?
The long hard and painful way
Or the quick slightly painful way?
>>691139481
My friend came over to get me and i helped him move furniture around
>>691138118
Just believe
>>691139394
Austria
Original Nazi Land
>>691139481
I will! If you can afford a plane to Vienna I'll be your host and let you stay at my place for free!
Oh, also what was that about you getting in form for me?
>>691139568
Ist lustigerweise nur bei Psychosozialen Angelegenheiten so. Wenn du dir etwas gebrochen hast oder ähnliches gehst du einfach zum Arzt und du bekommst nen Gips oder ne Medizin oder sonstwas. Bin mir auf jedenfall gehörig verarscht vorgekommen nachdem ich ein Jahr lang probier in Behandlung zu kommen.
>>691139703
Getting cocky now, aren't you? I'll take the slightly painful way.
Best type moon claimed
>>691139304
Cute picture
>Saved :^)
>>691139569
Okay.
>>691139481
I've got it.
>>691139924
My best friend lives in berlin. He's a famous techno DJ im not gonna say names. He's suppose to fly me out sometime soon. i just got my passport a month ago
>>691139569
The cosplay maybe? Or the artstyle
>>691140082
Thanks
>Oh-uh
>>691139703
Sounds fun
>>691139710
I believe!
>>691139924
Woo! If I ever go to Europe, which I plan to do someday, I'll be sure to stop by
I would say the same for Milwaukee, but I'll have a college dorm and I'm not sure if I can have people stay over
To be nice and cute for you!
>>691139924
Ich werde mich melden wenn ich das nächste Mal in Wien bin
>>691139569
I didn't enjoy most of HAA like how I enjoyed Discovery, but Daft Punk overall is pretty great at techno/house music.
Making me relisten to all of Daft Punk again. I really enjoy it though.
>>691139924
>cocky
So you knew what i meant by the long and hard way, eh?
Both ways are very lewd, you sure, Mozart?
>>691140308
My ex boyfriend also lives in berlin.
Well, sounds like you'll have fun! I hope it turns out to be fun for you.
>>691140349
Sure, I don't mind people staying at my place.
>To be nice and cute for me
damnit, but why only for me? Your list was longer than just Chara
>>691140404
Bitte, tue dir keinen Zwang an.
>>691140607
>Mozart
please, I prefer Hitler
>both ways are very lewd
I'm used to stuff like that, you'll have to try harder.
>>691139304
I will and I know it will come true one day
>>691139481
there is a little more to it then that but its the basic concept and trust me people I work wit make it super hard
>>691140576
Some of my close friends threw this party
where daft punk played the first time in the states.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NzeuM6GT8
>>691138805
Was soll das Schwein machen?
>>691138831
Bald, mein Freund, bald!
>>691139210
Die bräuchten selber mal nen Arzt. Erinnert mich irgendwie an Asterix.
Darf ich fragen weshalb du eigentlich Hilfe brauchst?
>>691139569
We're getting closer every thread. It's just a matter of hours now!
>>691140887
Germany won't be able to handle me. Real talk. I think Europe might have a hard time handling me.
>>691140607
Lewdness with Chara is MY JOB!
>>691140887
You are the only one on the list who I have a real contact for
And my favorite
And I'm not sure if Rikka should stay on the list
>>691141084
What do they do? Miscount tickets?
>>691141260
>Darf ich fragen weshalb du eigentlich Hilfe brauchst?
Hast du noch nicht mitbekommen, dass chara Trans mtf ist?
>>691141091
That's good shit. I want a Daft Punk concert now.....
>>691141260
Noch immer wegen dem ganzen Transsexuualität Ding
>>691141269
Why? Are you a refugee?
>>691141392
You mean you only have me on telegram?
>And my favorite
dammit, I'm too likeable for my own good
>Not sure if Rikka should stay on the list
Why not?
>>691141630
Anscheinend nicht haha
>>691141084
I believe in ya!
Maybe you'll succeed, who knows?
Tenryuu claimed
Where can i buy a used V2?
>>691141630
>>691141721
Das mit der Schwulheit hatte ich gehört, ich wusste nur nicht, dass er es sich austreiben lassen will.
Da hilft vielleicht auch ein Exorzist.
All these Forged are gonna taste nuclear fission, it doesnt go down well
>>691141721
A love refugee
Satsuki Kiryuin claimed.
>>691141830
The internet, specifically ebay.
>>691141721
Mizore seems to have disappeared and konata won't give me his
Seems so
Not sure if he would be into it, you know?
>Why, are you a refugee?
My sides
> That feel when 2nd language English Speakers use better grammar then you do.
>>691142169
+I'll just leave this here.
>>691141985
Ich glaub der will da nur seine östrogentabletten verschrieben bekommen
>>691142206
u see what i did there?
>>691140887
The slightly painful way is i tell you that you are more beautiful than you realise and how smart you are. Treat you to sushi, which of course has a sedative in it. Then take you to a nice hotel (while you're still sedated) and have sweet buttlpve with you?
Wanna hear the hard way?
>>691141985
Nee, leider nicht. War immerhin in einer religiösen Volksschule. Da hat das ganze ja angefangen mit dem netten Priester in seinem privaten Kämmerlein.
>>691142037
Stay away Satan
>>691142176
Well Konata would simply drive to you if he could afford it, so that's that.
He's pretty darn horny if you'd ask me.
Ah, I see. Well, at least I don't mind it.
>>691142206
I'm sorry, I'll try to hold back.
>Assuming you mean me
But funny enough, I'm worse in german.
>>691142206
>>691142340
Nope, didn't see it.
>Joke lost in translation
>>691142260
Ich doch nicht Jibril. Wie kommst du darauf. Ich will doch nur ne ganz normale Schwuchtel sein.
>>691142535
Yes, I wanna hear the hard way now
>inb4 simple rape in an alley
>>691142260
Das wäre doch sicher mit weniger Aufwand machbar?
>>691142206
English is actually my 4th language
>>691141392
I am on a list? What list? That can happen! Believe it or not or they scan the wrong item out! Its more than just a ticket area it is a store haha
>>691141817
I wont but I can keep trying my friend, I saw the edgiest bass the other day it was black with red and it had skull nobs I wanted to buy it but I didnt I didnt think I could switch out the nobs and someone last night said I could now I fel dumb.
>>691142810
English is my 7th language.
>>691142535
Jesus christ. Im pretty sure thats gay/rape/creepy/ERP/cringy
I CREATED THE SOUND OF FUCK YOU
IM BACK FROM THE DEAD
I JUST FOUND MY FLASH DRIVE
if anyone knows what song thats from, props to u
mandatory cc claim
I need to stop taking naps
>>691142206
2nd language speakers are trying hard, you're not. And yes I see.
>>691142169
That's cute, thanks.
>>691141260
A matter of years I hope.
>>691140312
It's the character she is cosplaying as.
>>691140151
Bup.
>>691140576
Only song on HAA that falls of a bit short for me is Steam Machine, what did you think of Homework?
>>691142744
Eigentlich nicht. Ich könnte sie mir vom Ausland her besorgen aber dann laufe ich Gefahr dass die Menge nicht stimmt. Das heißt entweder verändert sich dann nichts oder ich bin für den Rest meines Lebens drauf als ob ich die Regel hätte
Man braucht also nen blöden arzt termin um sich auch den Namen ändern zu lassen.
>Chara
>>691142744
>>691142690
Heb dir die dubs für nächstes Thread auf Shiro
Ich bin davon ausgegangen weil du von dir selbst als Trans geredet hast
Bist also bald ne normale Schwuchtel,ist notiert
Best girl claimed
>>691142535
Is there no sedation for that?
>>691142690
Yeah, it is a long drive though
>>691142810
Holy shit! I feel bad for only knowing English and a little Spanish
>>691142854
A list of posters I'm going to fuck, even if one is in Austria, two are on the other side of the country, and one is fuck knows where
>>691142206
i know it :(
>>691142340
i see what you did
>>691143003
memes
>>691143075
Don't worry about it, bup.
>>691143215
Oh how lewd of you Fran, I would accept you though <3
>>691142206
>>691142340
>Can see it now
Dammit
>Chara
>>691142690
I punch you in the face hard enough that it knocks you out. I then tie you up to a bed and throatfuck your brains out, cumming multiple times in your mouth. I will then dry my dick off and fuck you dry. Maybe then i will put on a condom and use Icey-Hot as lube. Then i will tear out your tongue. Do various things to make you my love doll
Now which is it? Easy way, or the hard way?
>>691142886
>English is my 7th language.
Assuming you're not joking, that's very impressive
You a linguist? What are the other ones?
>>691143215
Before bragging like that I should have mentioned my french and german are a lot worse than my english, but they still count
>>691143383
But aren't you straight?
>>691143478
That is very LEWD
>>691143478
>tfw wtf i didn't post that
>>691143634
Post list pls
