Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691113324
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxze4Rlxm1A
>>691125565
Has arby's been one? I haven't seen him
>>691125698
I have mostly just posted here, I had some nice grapes as a snack though!
Probably going to go on a run later, got to lose that freshman 15
>>691125825
I can stop if you want, or at least slow down
I can find that, maybe
>>691125982
This puts us in an odd spot
madomado
Yo
Megumin claimed
>>691126241
Nope, I was just talking to him outside of thread, that's usually where he chills.
>>691126014
Thx for Thread op
>>691126285
discount azusa
Shiro claimed.
It's too damn hot.
>homuroll
>>691126241
S-slow done please! I can't handle this much. I'm going to implode due to embarassment.
I'm alive
>>691126699
Discount waifu tbh.
>>691126751 (You) (You)
>>691126241
I can use my "explosion" magic to please you if you want <3
Tenryuu claimed
And somehow still alive
>>691126751
Haven't seen you on in a while, or I'm just not on when you are. How have you been fellow Shiro?
>>691126826 (You) (You) (You)
Akiko claimed
>>691125565
>Shiro
>Tomoko
I am 100% absolutely sure there are already Tomoko ohayou's on the internet.
She's disgustingly popular
>>691126699
You've got it the wrong way m8
Mio > Azusa
>>691126785
Discount Megumin
>>691126241
Sounds good, apart from grapes. They taste weird. A run? Good luck with that, running is evil.
>>691126699
aaaaaaaaa
>>691126785
H E R E T I C
E
R
E
T
I
C
>>691126996
Discount mio = akiko
Discount Mai = Dio
>>691126360
I should probably check on him, but I'm not sure what to say
>>691126760
Into a cuteness singularity?
>>691126855
Don't explode in me with out a warding spell
>>691126999
How do you not like grapes?
It is, but I have to
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>691127202
Discount Chen = Umaru
>>691127202
Where the hell is Mai?
I want to play.
>>691125154
Yeah, I'll be sure to do so. I already promised a few other anons I would as well anyway.
What is Fran the discount of? Does she have any discount versions?
>>691126996
Peaches
>>691127045
I'm aware of that, thanks for the reminder
>>691127324
Idk, busy being a cunt somewhere else I guess
>>691127220
It's too late to cancel now
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>'splodes
>>691126999
nice
trips confirm Mio > Azusa
>>691127095
The other two I can somewhat see the joke, but with the Akiko comparison you're making no sense whatsoever
>>691127120
Hello Holstaur
>>691127391
The one and only
What's up my boi?
>>691126903
Hast du noch so ähnliche geile Geschichten?
>Dann kannst du wenigstens an die wenigen lustigen Sachen denken
>>691127220
No! Into an embarassment singularity!
>I told you to slow down!
>>691127270
Discount waifu thread = /a/
>>691127354
I may not like the game itself, but seeing pros play is always amazing and entertaining to watch
>>691127387
Good question
>>691127220
They're okay, but I prefer other things. If I eat grapes they have to be good quality.
Why do you have too?
>>691127220
He's fine I believe.
>>691127503
Akiko and mio have almost same haircut
>>691126801
i agree
>>691126996
Mio=Azusa
>>691126785
89 cent megumeme
>>691126785
Hey Amatsu
>>691127410
That was a bit fast
>>691127542
Alright I can. How has your day been?
>>691127555
These are good grapes!
I need to get in shape, I was lazy all winter and have been eating a bit too much Chinese food
>>691127635
What should I say though?
>>691127635
>
>>691127542
Naja, hab mir noch ein paar Daten aus dem BW-Netz gezogen, meist kleine Programme und ein paar Windows Kopien. Sollte passen.
Aber trotzdem will mir sonst nichts schönes einfallen
>>691127836
Hi, how are you?
>>691127887
Rolling to steal Tenryuu
Saber claim
>>691126903
Du darfst nicht sterben, sonst verpasst du den Rassenkrieg!
>>691126935
Shiro, it sure has been a while, though I was online almost every day. Guess we must have just missed each other.
I'm doing alright, but there's so much to do, and it's way too hot for that. I spend almost the entire day in the basement to keep alive.
How have you been doing?
>>691126826
Hey Jibril!
>homuroll
>>691127965
Who would even want to do that?
1337 Post time tho
Rolling for nothing.
Faggots.
>>691127503
Feeling like shit today. Going to play vidya or something
Yourself?
>>691127783
Maid person
>>691127797
Hey cute tsun
How are you, friend?
If trips post lewds
>>691127542
That's okay, a large majority of those who watch major events like EVO or comparable venues don't actually play the game themselves either. It's not for everyone, but everyone can gather around, watch the fights and have a general idea of what's going on whilst being entertained.
I just want to show everyone how absolutely perfect my goddess is, and that's what drives me to continue improving.
>>691127836
Do you want more, Mr. Twist?
QOTT: fuck me silly? :3
>>691128065
Was passiert wenn du mal die dubs bekommst?
>One-off
>>691128114
>>691128111
>one second difference
Lucky sluts.
>>691128111
Pretty good going to be playing League with my friends
How're you doing?
>>691128188
No.
>>691128188
Yes
>>691127836
Hi, how are you?
>>691128244
Yes
Get.
>>691128188
Yup
>>691127836
I want some then
Mmmm Chinese food sounds so good though. I should probably do the same, but I won't.
>>691127503
Hello.
>>691128065
Naja, die 3 Stricke sind gemacht, und das neue WoWs Update stimmt mich jetzt auch nicht heiter
>>691128188
Gets mean
Hey guys
Best chuuni claimed.
>>691127945
Yeah, simple is good
>>691127982
Hello
>>691128152
Maybe
>>691128188
Ok, sounds good
>>691128283
How have you been Arby's?
>>691128341
I work for a Chinese restaurant so I get so much of it!
If trips Tenryuu get
>>691128321
If trips, make me happy
>>691128197
Trips brauch ich für lewds.
Aber ich hab nur zwei rolls pro thread :/.
>>691128364
>3 Stricke
Ach, zu schwer für einen einzelnen?
Was hat das Update denn verändert?
>>691128188
I think you know.
>
>>691128364
Geh lieber Amok laufen dann haben wir wenigstens nen Nachrichtenblock von dir
>>691128470
Dead inside. But other than that okay. How are (you)?~
If trips, kill yourselves
Dio-sama...
>>691127202
Hey what the fuck does that mean?
>>691128188
I have a gay friend in Colorado who says 'i buy sausage'. I have no clue if this is a code word or not, but he seems interested.
>>691128065
Way better than I usually am.
>>691128235
Nice.
>>691128240
Tsun?
That seems nice, hope you have fun
I woke up like shit, not doing great
>>691128462
DAB
A
B
If trips Amatsukaze lewds
I'm
If trips Dio get
Ayo hold up
>>691128631
Took you quite a while Dio
I have no idea actually just shitposting to see how much attention the middle man pays to that
>>691128661
AHHH FORGOT PIC
So i was saying
>>691128571
>Ach, zu schwer für einen einzelnen?
90 kg pure sexuelle Schwungmasse
>Was hat das Update denn verändert?
Alles, und das meiste nicht zum besten
>>691128576
Das war auch so mein Vorhaben
Your shitpost is weak
Grt
I am bored
>>691128757
That's because I'm too busy being incredibly bored.
>>691127836
Aww, thanks, you're so considerate.
My day was pretty nice. Thanks. Just been at home, enjoying the heat and today I finally had time to shave everything again. It's so good, let me tell you that.
>>691127887
>>691128364
So garnichts? Mensch, echt geschissen.
3 Stricke? Benutz die um deine Kameraden auszupeitschen. Ist sicher lustiger
>>691128117
Do you have a shrine in your room for her? Sometimes you sound like a religious fanatic hehe
>>691128188
uh...
>>691128848
Achja, spielst du eigentlich noch KanColle?
Page 1 thread
Get
>>691128959
Why not play more vidya? You don't have to be bored
>>691128470
Oh my gosh you're so lucky. I'd love that
>>691128462
Hey Rikka!
>>691128584
I'm ok, not much really happened
How has work been?
>>691128974
I really should do the same
I claim Napstablook.
Hey that s pretty bad cringe at alwr
If trips Chara get
If dubs the other guy who shitposts suck my dick
>>691128974
Aber das wäre doch unkameradschaftlich und ich versuche sie mit meiner Anwesenheit in den Tod zu treiben. Menschliche Minensucher sind sehr gefragt.
>Achja, spielst du eigentlich noch KanColle?
Immer. Also seit der KanColle Beta für Android 24/7
If trips Fran get
>>691129161
Roll
>>691128974
Yeah, actually I do. It's a WIP, though I doubt I'll ever actually post pictures of it.
>You'll just have to take my word for it
>>691129089
First I thought she was puking. Then I thought it was a bong. Then I was thinking 'what the absolute fuck is a food tube and why isn't she sticking it in her vagina'.
>>691129161
Well said.
>>691129188
Reroll
Trips Get for karen lewds
>>691129161
I'm soooooo totally rolling for this dude
>>691126147
Your waifu has too many personality disorders. Please put her on meds.
>>691129069
Because I'm sick and tired of playing mobas and as I've said many times, I have a shitty laptop that can't run any fun games.
>>691128661
CUTE
C
U
T
E
>>691129097
Hey Fran, how was your vacation?? Are you back home now?
>>691129161
This.
4chan bla bla pasta
>>691129161
nice
rolling
>>691129198
No one would doubt that you live in a tenple dedicated to her.
>>691128364
>>691128576
Guter Hinweis!
Wenn du ohnehin sterben willst, dann nimm ein oder zwei dutzend Kulturbereicherer mit.
>>691128633
Awesome, that's almost normal!
Anything good happened lately?
>>691128848
Herje, da ist ja wirklich einiges verändert worden. Aber was wirklich schlimmes hab ich auf die Schnelle nicht gesehen.
>>691129222
No dubs, sorry bro.
>>691129161
So you were saying
We roll n shieet
>>691129295
fuck off mai
>>691128767
You always forget them~
>>691129280
How's the chuuni doing?
If singles Shiro get
>>691129396
Hey that's pretty good
Not cringe at all
>>691128188
if you want ;o
>>691128111
nice trips
>>691129089
I'm going to get so much fatter though
>>691129185
Don't steal her!
>>691129280
Yes I am. It was pretty great though, you should go to Colorado some time
Nice rolling for trips
Lol...
>>691129440
B-Baka
>>691129260
Oh you actually want to play worthwhile Games, but can't... I thought you actually played mobaas
Well then Idle more in /waifu/ or get a job to pay for a good pc you're rarely gonna use because you have to go to your job?
>>691128974
Speak english, evil qt
>>691129097
Heyo, beautiful
>>691129257
Who are you? And she's fictional, I can't possibly put her on medication.
If trips shitposter get
Hey.
That's pretty cancer.
>>691129731
Fuck off
Ok
Roll
If trips the other shitposter stop being such a retard.
>>691128283
>>691128321
>>691128470
>>691128571
>>691129518
If we ever have a waifu meet up, I think we're gonna have fun c:
roll for sachi and chocolate
Get
>>691129216
It's the first time I've ever got to use that picture, I was waiting for the perfect moment. This was it.
>>691129547
Well work it off, push it to the limit
>>691129571
Says the one who forgets pics :^)
>>691129518
Check those singles
>>691129622
I do like mobas, I'm just kind of pretty sick of playing them since they're the only thing I've been playing for at least half a year.
>>691129639
Oh there you are seraz, where did you run off to?
>>691129889
It will just become an orgy at this point
>>691129097
Huh, you're also shaving your whole body?
I didn't know that
>>691129177
Mensch, du wohnst aber in Deutschland und nicht im Irak oder wo gerade sonst noch der Krieg läuft.
>Android Beta
was? Seit wann gibts die denn? Heißt das KanColle kommt irgendwann auch mal zu uns nach Europa?
>>691129198
>WIP
I have no idea what WIP stands for. Enlighten me please >>691129354 also this kek
>>691129639
>Claims something from Hellsing
>Wants me to speak english
HEIL HITLER!
>>691129889
1 off faggot
hey there
>>691129440
The chuuni is doing alright I have been working everyday so I am sick of going in but today is the last day so I am excited for my weekend off, how has my boat been?
>>691129547
Maybe if my friends would like to go with me I would be super down! Sounds like fun!
>>691129889
only oldfags are fun
>>691129990
>>691129680
Then Fanfic some prescriptions.
And there are some who call me... Tim? Tim the husbando of Sumomo.
>>691129998
reroll
>>691130047
I wonder if the OG Konata was an oldfag :0
>>691130047
Too bad they are too busy being pseudoelitsts in discord/tele/ts
>>691130090
were the hell have you been?
>>691129996
Go make fun of fat people and laugh even more when they struggle to run after you
Or start a flame war between two shitposters
That's what I do when I'm bored
>>691129969
But I'm still lazy!
>>691129998
I've considered it, I try to keep down there trimmed at least
>>691130039
I would go with if I could
WAIFU IS ELITE NOW
NEW WAIFUS REVOLT
>>691130047
>Just realized I'm the only one left.
>>691130039
I've alright since we last spoke
Except today, today can fuck off kek
So you're gonna be here all weekend?
>>691130077
Cute.
>>691130376
>start a war between the two shitposters
We are in our IRC faggot
>>691130396
Please go.
>>691129998
>Off by one
Stands for 'Work in Progress' because it isn't done yet, well not in my eyes anyway. I've got a statue of her, a high end PC modded entirely after her image(both performance and aesthetics) and a few rare posters I obtained while traveling with my buddies to various conventions/venues.
>Maybe once I slap this 1080 in there along with a liquid cooling unit so I can OC my CPU from 4.7gHz to 5.0 it'll be complete
>In all honesty it probably will NEVER be complete in my eyes
>>691129998
WIP = work in progress
He's still working on the shrine... to make it fappable
>>691130547
Hey new waifu
>>691130547
Why?
Are you mad?
>>691130333
I have been avoiding posting for the past week.
>>691130450
>kancolle (besides atago)
>nigger faggot
>cc
>snek
You're not the only one.
>>691130655
For what reason?
>>691130655
fuck off mai
>>691130611
(Was Tsuyu Asui before this, and Raphtalia prior to that.)
Yo
>>691130383
I would love to meet up with you there! That would be awesome
>>691130479
What is wrong with today??
I will try to be here as much as I can, its my birthday weekend so whenever I am not with my friends or doing anything I will spend it with my waifu brothers here!
>>691130396
ANARCHY!
>>691130609
>Implying anything related to my goddess isn't immediately fappable
Nah, I don't disrespect my goddess like that. That shit must be earned.
>>691130756
Don't talk to our leader like that
>>691130749
Did you finally rename the file or is this someone else?
>konata
>>691130540
Then you should know that you were responding to each other which means that was not directed at you?
Not everything is about you faggot
>>691130868
Mai is not a person it's an idea. Wake up sheepfu.
>>691130047
I remember when this picture was put together, but I didn't contribute, because Shiro has a serious lack of chibis. Now everyone will think I'm one of these functioning humans who turn back to society after a few months T_T.
>>691129889
I'm fairly sure it would be an entirely awkward event.
>>691130383
Don't be lazy, well I can't exactly say that I'm pretty lazy too
>>691130971
jej
>>691130915
No, that's a sped up version I made. I'm the only person that uses the two files I have of that, on this thread, though.
>>691130822
I dunno, it's just shit~
Vidya might change that
In case you aren't here when it happens, happy birthday~
>>691130090
Fuck off Mai
>>691130237
I highly doubt you'll be able to pull it off
>>691130383
>>691130383
Oooh~ I also shave my legs since it feels so good. Especially in summer when it's hot
Oh, did you also watch Kiznaiver?
>>691130396
How tedious
>>691130577
>Nice dubs
Oh, so a PC which can overclock for a time like your waifu can? This sounds like a fun project.
But hearing you and other people talk about how much they love their waifu I feel kinda... hmm... bad I guess. I don't have an actual admiration of her, just some interested and like every interest I had so far it will disappear.
I wish I could get into something as much as you get into your waifu.
>>691131013
>>691130868
>Don't talk to our leader like that
This is why I left
Anyway, I found a new anime, Hikaru no Go, you should check it out.
I tought you got mad or something.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10565334/
>>691130479
C-Cute?
>>691131050
It honestly really would be
I'm cool IRL and have 2 girlfriends so I'd help the weebs B)
>>691131107
ah ok I can't even load it on my phone so I can't tell it's faster, keep up the gif posting though I enjoy it c:
mio claimed
>>691131269
kek'd
>>691131087
Do you actually do organized shitposting? I always thought that was a joke?
Surely no one is pathetic enough to do that
>>691131278
I didn't said that.
>>691131449
No
It was a joke
>>691131425
Whatever makes you feel better, friendo.
>shiro
Claimed
>>691131557
Got me for a second there
And I really hoped I finally found someone more pathetic than this
So... Thoughts on Orlando?
>>691129998
Zeig Heil!
>>691129997
Nowhere really
My friend just complimented my waifu's breasts. I don't think we're friends anymore.
>>691131793
edgelord meme bait
>>691131209
I'm not sure what I would say when people notice though
I haven't seen that one
>>691131073
Why must getting in shape be so hard!
>>691130822
How old are you turning?
>>691131880
Why is that bad?
>>691131793
Those pedo's had it coming for touching our children
>>691131880
>my friend
Are you shizophrenic?
>>691131880
Nice breast ;^)
>>691131209
Something like that. I'm at a stable 4.7 now on anything I run, but if I could hit a stable 5.0(which, if I'm doing a stable 4.7 now with a shitty CPU fan, I can definitely go higher with a liquid cooler) then it would be more like a "permanent" FSE activation.
>But yeah, that's the general idea of it.
Eh, my goddess is responsible for so much self improvement in my life that maybe that's why I have such a devoted affection for her. No seriously, everything from a healthier lifestyle to socialization development(You have to talk when you participate in tourneys, especially if you do good.), and more. I feel like I must eternally repay that debt to her, and I would do so willingly.
It boils down to having a passion for something, I guarantee sooner or later you'll find that fire that ignites your reason for living.
>>691131133
Aw sorry to hear that I had a shit day yesterday, it will get better friend!
Thank you thank you! Turning 21 so I will finally be able to get my own shit and drink!
>>691131956
The big 21
>>691131973
Because he sees her as his girlfriend, and it's the same as a guy complimenting a real girl's boobs in front of her boyfriend.
If trips Rikka get
>>691131880
Her nipples are showing under that leotard
>>691132185
should I laugh or cry?
>>691131386
Very cute!
>>691132108
Aw shit, you'll be able to drink legally now!
Get some scotch/whisky for me~
>>691131384
No.
>>691132185
But she's not his girlfriend
>>691132311
>>691132343
shh
he doesn't know that
>>691132284
Cry first, then laugh. For me, this is just avatarfagging while conversing.
>>691132108
So you are going to get wriggidy-wriggidy wrecked son!?
>>691132343
>His *waifu*.
My bad.
>>691131956
I had that once during a school trip to malta.
>Do you shave your legs?
>Yes
>Why?
>It's more comfortable
>okaaay...
later at another evening
>everyone drunk
>Classmates comes to me
>"Ya know Chara... sometimes you're... strange but all in all you're pretty damn awesome"
>heh, you too anon
>>691132095
I'm actually looking forward to that fire that ignites my reason to live. Right now though it feels more like, anything that hits me is just some small wood chunk that just let my fire burn for a minute and then weakens and disappears in the end.
>>691132343
>But there is no such thing as a man who believes 2D characters are dateable/marriable.
Take a knee, son. This is gonna take a few minutes.
>>691132641
Maybe when I move I will start, then people won't know that my legs are normally pretty hairy
mine
>>691132641
You need more "wood" then. It's because you let your passion dwindle down instead of continuing to ignite it. Lighting the fire isn't everything, keeping it lit is equally as important.
>I would look forward to the day you are able to achieve this
>>691132311
Alrighty I will only drink it while being here in the thread haha
>>691132603
Sadly I cant on my birthday, because all my friends arent really into that and I am not super into it but I am excited to be able to do it now, I will get fucked up another day or on my friends 21 birthdays but on mine I just gota chill out and have fun, I really wanna try fireball though
>>691133252
>>691131956
Since that is life :(((
>>691133141
Is THIS your waifu?
>>691133474
Hello there.
>>691132423
The gif confirms it
>>691133306
Will you get wasted? If you do I'll drink too
>>691133252
Hey Togame
RAWR
Lily Claim.
Done with chores, how's everyone?
>>691133642
>>691133597
No but it looks similar
>>691133612
How are you doing cutie?
>>691133306
I don't drink either and don't plan on it, but I am only 18 though
>>691133484
Bleh
>>691133749 (QT)
>>691133651
Hello.
How are you there?
>>691133901
I'm fine now that I'm here, bus ride home was a pain though.
You?
>>691134020
I'm good, even better now that you're on!
Just suffering the heat a bit though.
>>691133979
Hey Jibril-anon.
How was work? Are you still lurking?
>>691134020
Pretty good you?
>>691133642
I want to but I cant that night, I will tell you when I am though so we can do it together!
>>691133973
Aw alright, I am not to big into but I just want to try it ya know?
>>691126751
As if i'd let you
>>691134199
Italy right?
I feel your pain.
>>691134330
I could always be better. Just sweating a lot I guess.
>>691134352
You know what they say, try everything once
Fran
>>691134300
Always shitposting when the opportunity presents itself
>actually wanted to go to bed but I told you i'd be here so here I am
