ITT: we make broad assumptions about each others lives based on hand pics
do your worst faggots
>>691017186
You have a 3 pack of katanas.
Your hand looks like you shoved nail clippers up your ass, got them stuck in there, reached inside your asshole to retreive them, couldn't get them and then didn't wash his shit infested hands for 3 weeks.
>>691017564
Angsty teen.
>>691017186
You are a seriously dirty motherfucker.
Can someone dox this pigpen from that receipt on the desk there?
Fuck it
>>691017429
it's a katana, wakizashi and tanto you scrub
>>691017577
>>691017669
just jealous i get to work with my hands all day and stay fit
>>691017186
You eat poorly and make a lot of poor life decisions.
>>691017186
Are you the german coder dude, who hasnt bathed in years?
>>691017714
You work a hard labor job in the sun.
You chill in the livingroom most of the time.
>>691017714
too busy jerking off to traps to trim your nails
>>691017186
diabeetus like that cat gif
>>691018117
Surprisingly accurate.
>>691017564
You probably play bass in some fucking awful "21 Pilots wannabes" band, kys.
>>691017714
You care enough to put a bandaid on what's probably a very superficial cut on your index finger, but not enough to wear socks around the house like >>691017186 nor clip your nails on the reg. Dry calloused skin, thick wrists, I'm gonna guess you're blue collar something or other.
>>691017186
you're a fat, lazy bastard
oh wait, you said assumptions
every single hand you ever touched in your life....has held/jacked off a dick ^_^ and...most guys don't wash so...kinda makes you want to go wash? :P
>>691017564
LOL WHAT PANTS ARE YOU WEARING!!?
post pic of gay pants
>>691017186
Scruffy twat, get a wash & sort them toes out .. ewwww ..
>>691018487
Unemployed teen living at home, still in school, uses memes outside of the internet, listens to rap and dubstep.
You have an iPhone 5
>>691018487
Under age b&
>>691018716
kek
>>691018716
Shit at Photoshop
>>691018487
lives with parents, hasn't seen the sun yet this summer
>>691017968
>stay fit
>fat americuck hands
>>691018716
You're shit at photoshop.
Be honest
>>691018716
You're bad at photoshop.
>>691018716
You post get threads with christian bale pics, post bananas and the zootopia girl.
>>691017186
at least change the fucking filename when you troll you stuff faggot
I see that fucking RDA you meming fuck.
>>691017186
>be OP
>be 42
>live in mother's basement next to laundry room
>favorite meal Dinty Moore beef stew and Pasta Roni
>had one girlfriend four years ago
>she was blind
>she enjoyed listening to Food Network shows
>left me for guy in neighborhood with Downs Syndrome
>took it pretty hard
>started having sex with my mom on the washer
>got her prego
>nine months later she gives birth to my son/brother
>started major addiction to Cool ranch Doritos
>can't get enough
>start sucking cock for Doritos
>fix cars for doritos
>start repairing my own Toyota Sedan
>drive my mom and son/brother to park
>leave them there
>sweetfreedom.jpg
>come home to celebrate by getting on 4chan
>>691017186
a guy that doesn't shower. I'm a fucking aircraft mechanic and my hands are clean at the moment because I take fucking showers. Also you're fat as fuck.
>>691017186
Automotive bulb - receipt - car keys - Grease stained hands (They look washed, but not scrubbed clean, like you haven't finished yet)
What was wrong with your car?
>all these fat / stunted hands
You cant make this shit up
>>691019123
lol
Pic I took at work yesterday
>>691019051
the hands of a 13yo minecraft player
Bonus points if u guess what movie im watching
Try me.
Front
Before you say anything I'm actually a nice guy
>>691019651
And back, for your viewing pleasure.
Palm reader heaven
>>691017186
I'm guessing chimney cleaner and child molester
>>691017186
I've heard of bigfoot but never Bighand!!
>>691017186
You spend an abnormal amount of time in fear of Bill Murray blasting you with a proton pack at the end of the movie.
>>691019374
married man who's wife tells him to quit playing video games nonstop
>>691019587
i get the vibe that you live with yout grandparents, long fingers are good for gay sex tho.
please be gentle.
>>691019374
You work at a car dealership
Let me hear your opinions
>>691019951
>ayy lmao
>>691017186
My hands are in
>>691019951
> le filéname
>>691019951
watch out u better stop he man
>>691019294
His hands are so far, it's probably sill wrong
>>691019951
I feel you have the hand of a dead meme from 2012
OPs hand is fucking disgusting
>>691020245
lol nice watch.
>>691019284
Better pic
>>691017186
Ausfag going on the parking ticket and atm reciept
probably work some shit tier job like a boilermaker going on the filthy fat hands
seriously, clean your fucking surroundings.
>>691019123
i would love to fuck her....shes a lil girly and have her dance ontop of me =-)
>>691019951
Kek
>>691020026
you wear a ring because you not so secretly wish you were a woman.
Go
Fuckin fell on my bike today.
>>691020530
You have great rubbing hands for rubbing my butt cheeks ;)
>>691020585
Your house is so filthy, you had to find a corner to take the pic in so we didn't see how disgusting you are.
Hi. He wouldnt hold still.
>>691017186
you're a tire changer
>>691017186
You a a fat an disgusting neckbeard and you mother did not raise you properly. Go on a fucking diet and clean up your fucking room.
>>691017564
Shit fashion sense or you work with acids.
>>691017714
Clumsy with knives of you pick your fingers judging by your longer than average nails. Haven't had sex in a while or are not a gentleman because a gentleman cuts his nails before engaging in foreplay.
>>691018487
You're white and probably not old enough to be here.
>>691018716
You go to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
>>691019039
Bigger guy. You have a decent job to afford that keyboard
>>691019051
You're 12 and wondering what this is.
>>691019249
You're white and live with upper-middle class parents.
>Late 20's Early 30's. You have a dog.
>>691019374
Get off the fucking internet grandpa.
I'm interested to see what is said about me
>>691020704
i make the assumption you're an under 21 faggot.
kys.
Because of this thread, hands now look very strange to me.
>>691020704
is that a jaguar with p90s?
you're alright
>>691020451
Can see you also live in tasmania (kek) and drive an unregistered sliver 1999 toyota camry
>>691020776
show us his wiener.
>>691020776
His hand could really stroke something on me :)
>>691017669
it sure is summer
>>691020720
faggot
>>691020897
oh shit nigger yours definitely do
i think that hair gave me vertigo
>>691020834
>Bigger guy. You have a decent job to afford that keyboard
Not bad, luckily not weight that makes me big haha. Gym 7 days a week and work in construction
>>691018716
>ITT: we make broad assumptions about each others lives based on hand pics
This motherfucker is Indian
>>691020311
>Michael J. Fox browses /b/ confirmed
>>691017186
You're a fat mechanic.
>>691021062
Stop trying to fuck your hand.
Rate me
>>691018487
small penis.
i mean just look at those fingers
>>691021062
i'd try to put my dick in it
>>691021120
You brag about your CoD skills to your friends.
>>691020855
what a faggy ring
Hmmmm
>>691019374
You are male, around 50-60yo and have a skin condition, most probably dermatomyositis which could be associated to cancer.
Fag
>>691017186
sausage fingered neckbeard
I wanna know what ya'll niggas think
incoming assumptions
>>691021362
Thank you, my wife picked it out
>>691020923
Vintage modified jazzmaster with Seymour Duncan single coils.
>>691021448
why you in a bathroom?
>>691018487
>>691019051
>>691019249
>>691020302
>Index and ring finger at the same height
Girly as fuck
>>691021560
the has to be the worst wedding ring ive seen in my life
>>691021639
Takin a shit.
Just gonna go lay back in bed now. Feelin like someone fucked me up with a shovel
>>691019190
Underrated post
>>691018716
fast typer.jpg
>>691020834
>Clumsy with knives of you pick your fingers judging by your longer than average nails. Haven't had sex in a while or are not a gentleman because a gentleman cuts his nails before engaging in foreplay.
Not a knife or picking my fingers, just got a popped blister after taking batting practice for a couple of hours. It's been a while since I've been able to. Good guesses though.
>>691021062
You should probably get some stitches in that
Tell me tales
>>691020926
curious
I'm curious what's gonna happen
>>691017186
Have fun internet
What no fuckin assumptions about me and my moth buddy?
>>691019404
>>691021727
Can't wear it at work, and i'm always at work so I wear it occasionally around the house to make her smile. Not really about the look, more about the thought anon, but I see what your saying.
No bueno
>>691020400
>macbook
>24k gold watch
>useless gold finger bands
So I'm guessing you're either a very rich Saudi Arabian, a successful drug dealer, or a douchebag that spends way too much on stupid shit. Or a combination of all three.
Either way, you're still a faggot.
>>691021957
Please?
Assume away.
>>691017186
You're an ausfag, you drive a Toyota sedan, you buy chocolate milk from Aldi and either take an interest in working on cars or work in the mechanic industry
Also your name is probably Colin
>>691021570
>>691022184
17, chronic masturbator, listens to My Chemical Romance.
be nice gais
>>691022075
no assumptions ?
>>691022369
Obama?!
>>691017186
License: EF145D
Vehicle: Toyota Sedan
State: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania?
>>691022391
Pic is too dark to tell... Are you a nigger?
>>691022391
that bong water is disgusting
>>691021955
>be you
>22yo male
>nervous type (fingernails brah)
> low test
>girly face
>kind of overweight
>femenine dick
>looking to trap
>kill urself
>>691021560
A wife and waifu are two different things, faggot.
>>691022391
Someone put a tampon in your vase
Here you go.
>>691022358
Close, but this is the truth;
>18
>Chronic masturbator
>Does NOT listen to My chemical romance
>>691022076
You work at a science museum with a bug habitat
i got memed by /g/
Sorry I'm late guys. Assume away
>>691022111
you work with your hands a lot, maybe a mechanic of some sort. and bite your nails. pretty fucking gross man
or yo're an edgelord that plled your nails all the way off and doesn't wash his hands
>>691022507
lmao whoops
>>691022665
Could tell you were under 20 man, those hands are definitely not accustomed to hard work.
>>691017186
Pls
>>691022391
huge disappointment to parents, still thinks letting everyone you smoke weed is cool
>>691019587
First native american I've seen here
>>691022637
Nice one. where's your hand faggot
>>691019587
Nothing for daddy?
>>691022882
Probably in his fathers ass.
Hey guys! XDD
>>691022851
Where do you get that from lol
>>691022764
The funny thing about that is I'm a livestock farmer and I work with the animals every day. I do quite a bit of labor but my hands remain smooth as hell
>>691019881
tits or gtfo
>>691022732
Nailed it the first time. Really difficult thing to stop doing.
>>691022637
kek
>>691022690
Electrician
Found him dead up on top of a cable tray
>>691022931
you're a penis cleverly disguised as a hand
>>691022822
Actualy I never bring it up in conversations just wanted to be edgy
>>691023120
Ahh you do that kinda work. Nothing wrong with that at all, I would have if I could.
I was in construction and eventually a machine shop for a bit.
Hooray for degenerative diseases
>>691019951
jesus skeletor
>>691022991
you've never used your hands for anything other than jacking off, eating, and typing.
>>691022632
Too many I would assume there isn't much difference if you really need someone to be there for you, and something to dump your love unto, I don't think I could love something that can't be real though, but I see where a person would need that connection.
>>691022507
Oh shit, nigger. TIME FOR MORE THAN ASSUMPTIONS.
>>691022075
You live under a bridge and don't like people walking on it
>>691023064
The red hue that the hand emits
>>691019449
jejeejejejejekekekeke
>>691020897
do you have 70 terabytes of porn?
>>691023176
I was pretty close XD
>>691023120
you wear gloves? i'm a lobster fisherman, my hands are like silk because i'm wearing rubber gloves all day that may or may not be soaked in sweat, seawater, and rotten herring juice
>>691023412
Christ you are stupid
>>691020436
Enjoys spending his time in "happy" clubs while cowering in the corner of a stall while your ex boyfriend comes in with a grudge.
>>691020676
House looks comfy af. moar ?
>>691023290
Is construction a shitty gig? I like to do hands-on work but I want something that I'll enjoy.
>>691022533
I'll give you a 2.5/8 on that
>>691023142
i used to do it before i started working on a lobster boat. having your hands stewing in rotten fish all day is an effective deterrent
>>691022369
A nigger
>>691023536
Why
>>691022991
nice thinkpad nigga
that a T400?
>>691023511
Sometimes I wear gloves, not all that often though. Normally only when I'm cleaning up the barns or if I'm dealing with sheep and stuff giving birth.
Ok, hit me
Noooo
>>691023704
Native americans arent even fucking red, they are basically tall mexicans
>>691023758
Yes
>>691017186
You will die before 50.
>>691023412
It's the lighting.
At least 50% French and German combined lol
>>691023635
I absolutely loved it. Best job I ever had. Worked with a small contractor building houses. I learned so much from 15-19 that its still insane.
ayy
>>691022526
It's wine
when I fucked up my hand
>>691022931
>that's not your dick
>>691023846
Loveless marriage
Lives in.Wisconsin
Partly daego, possible greek
>>691023686
I happen to like herring...
>>691023918
Sweet, I feel like I should get involved with that, there's always construction going on in the city near me
>>691019039
You're a teenager because only a kid would buy a Razer board.
>>691024118
Do you hack Facebook accounts
>>691024118
Cut your fucking nails.
>>691024129
you won't after it's been brewing in its own juices for 2 weeks
>>691024118
You're 22 y/o still living at home either jobless or part time. Mother and Father pay for your things.
Your cleanliness is below normal levels and your keyboard is secondhand.
>>691024017
judge me faggots
Theres gonna be that one neckbeard like "I'm extracting all of your fingerprints so that I can rob a bank hehehehehehehehehe"
>>691023846
>That Walmart wedding ring
Go
Roast me
>>691023846
holy shit how old are you?
>>691021430
Mixed fag here
>>691023371
shoulda seen that coming, faggot
>>691024284
IM sure working on a boat is good money? Ive been working as a tech for 19yrs. I want to teach. but anything different that pays well and is cool would be better than this atm.
Do your worst /b/
>>691024017
>>691024369
Impatient macfag/10
>>691024185
high five me /b/
About 75% of the pics are of bloated hands. Fucking fat fucking pigs.
>>691024367
im 23 in school part time job job and bought my own keyboard close though
>>691024634
pretty accurate about the impatient part.. i guess it shows.
>>691024628
Gives bad handjobs
>>691017186
>>691024367
ive also been falsely banned for cp three times
>>691024185
>>691024681
transitioning, wants to be pretty lady but still won't clean nails
>>691024681
My /b/rother :D
>>691024878
Feminist/10
>>691024878
numale/10
skelington ik
>>691017186
You've never even spoken to a girl
>>691024185
Clean your nails. Otherwise, 10/10, would suck.
>>691024592
depends on the boat honestly, im making $150 a day but taxes aren't taken out so i get fucked at the end of the year. and for the work, that pay is pretty shit.
i'm seriously considering going on one of the big offshore boats, making like 4 grand a week, but being out for a week at a time
>>691025026
I want to put your fingers inside of me.
>>691024837
Yeah dude my hand is fucking weird
>>691022931
Why the fuck are you watching Daria?
>>691025666
Hello satan
>>691025456
Yeah. I can make more than that in a day with taxes out,.. What exatctly do you have to do on a big offshore boat? diesel work? and I can only imagine the scale
Hi there
>>691025985
underage midget
>>691023846
>Emigrated to USA about 10 yrs ago.
>Cost a small fortune to move here, get papers, buy her ring, get married etc. (Had to live off savings for 5 months because not legal)
>No money for nice ring at end of it all
>We're set now, but I work with hands and would fuck up a nice ring anyway
>44 yrs old. Work with solvents and shit, takes a toll on hand I guess
>>691022369
middle aged gorilla, gets shot frequently when small children fall into his exhibit.
>>691024855
newfags don't even check dubs
>>691025982
i'd be doing pretty much the same thing, catching lobsters. it would actually probably be a bit easier, i'd probably haul/set about 500 traps a day and band lobsters, but i wouldn't have to worry about filling the bags up with bait between sets
does anyone have short thumbs?
>>691025014
>>691025369
here u go.
